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! The Boom of Health •;
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; Makes Manly Men !;
(From Statistic Student.) ]■
[ Private statistics of a physi- ij
i cian with a national practice, in
-1 dlcate that fully fifty per cent. ]i
! of middle-aged men are partly i[
or wholly deficient In ability, i
manliness and health. If men i
could only know the meaning of i
, the usual symptoms which i
i presage the oncoming of prema- i;
ture age many could be saved i[
from misery, despondency and an i
early grave. Symptoms should i
not be confounded with diseuse, i
but should be accepted as warn- i!
Jngs of the approach of disease, i!
That many may know what to c
do when such symptoms exist the i
following symptoms and pre
, scription is published: i,
i A premature break-down of the 'i
i vitality is indicated by dull, 'i
i sunken eye."* cold extremities, S
backache, headache, fatigue, 'i
i pains in small of back, ;i
i pains in back of head, spots be- :i
i fore the eyes, weakness In spino, a
i twitching and trembling, impair- i
i ed memory, loss of appetite, !i
wasting, thinness (or abnormal ,i
fat), shrunken, flabby flesh, ,i
wrinkles, dullness, languorv con- !■
stlpatlon, kidney disorders, Irrlt- !'
ability, lack of ambition, tim- i
ldity, weak-spirited. dragging '
walk and unmanly carriage. J"
If the reader decides to try It,
get three ounces of ordinary £
syrup of sarsaparilia compound, i
and one ounce compound fluid «!
balmwort; mix and let stand two «L
hours; then get one ounce com- ■
pound essence cardiol and one \
ounce tincture cadomene com- 1
pound (not cardomom), mix all "I
togethert shake well and take '
a teaspoonful after each meal 1
and one at night. i[
This contains no opiates what- '
ever and may also be used bv 5
women who suffer -with their 5
nerves with absolute certainty of ''
prompt and lasting benefits. [i
By preparing the treatment at ?
home secretly no one need know {.
of another's trouble, while the I"
Ingredients are much used In fill- /
ingr various prescriptions, so that i'
even the purchase of them sep- ?
arately need occasion no timidity. C
Cut Prices in
Incubators
For One Week Only
StanflardN, r,f/.ig fc «r>.3o
Ilanta Bender, ISO-ritK 914.n0
Bantu Bender, SO-oii* SII.OO
Bauta Bonder. |IIO.M>
Kaaex Model, 17.%-egK Htls.BO
Bases Model,
Buckeye, UO-ckk *7.50
Buckeye, 110-ckk $1*1.20
Buckeye, 7.1-ckk 91*0.70
At thene prices, tvlll not last loag.
Holmes Seed Co.
lilt S. SECOND ST.
lumberland Valley Railroad
TIME TABLE
In Effect November SO. 191S
RAINS leave Harrisburg—
For Winchester and Martlnsburir at
03. *7:62 a. m.. *3:40 p m. K 1
For Hagerstown. Chambersburg Car
lie. Mechanlcsburg and intermedial
atlons at 6:03. *7:82, *11:63 a in
:40. 5:32. *7:40, p. m. '
Additional trains for Carlisle and
echanlcsburg at 8:48 a. m 218 8-97
30, 9:30 a. m. ' "*
For DlHsburg at 5:08, *7:62 and
1:68 a. m.. 2:18. *3:40, 6:32 and «;8y
tn.
•Dally. All other trains dally except
nday. a A. RIDDLE
J. rf TONGBJ. O. P. A.
Supt
EDUCATIONAL
PREPARE FOR OFFICE WORK
DAT AND NIGHT SESSIONS
Enroll Next Mondnr
CHOOL OF COMMERCE
S. MARKET 6Q„ HARRISBURG. {
arrisburg Business College
Day and Night. Business, j
lorthand and Civil Service. In
vidual Instruction. 28th year.
9 Market St. Harrisburg. Pa.
THURsoAY EVENING.
MISSIONARY mis
OF JAPAN QUAKE
Miss Newbold Says It's Hard to
Walk on Steps Bobbing
Up and Down
fmmmmmmmmmmmmm Reports of the
Japanese earthquake
of March IS, as
cabled to America,
seem to have been
somewhat exagger-
Ij * ated in regard to the
UMfl damage done, ac
• 'MB- cording to a letter
which has just been
received from Miss
Elizabeth G. New
mCT llw bold, of Lancaster,
a missionary of the
Protestant Episcopal
pt»7 r church at Akita,
" ' - the center of the
tremor. Miss Newbold wrote to her
parents in Lancaster on Sunday after
noon, a few hours after the shocks,
and while at that time it was not pos
sible to get full reports it seems that
the damage was comparatively small,
although everyone had a bad scare.
The letter ol' Miss Newbold to her
parents was forwarded to relatives
here to-day. In it she says:
"I have understood that the longer
people live here the more they tear
earthquakes and I can believe it now,
for until now I have not been the
slightest bit afraid, and at the other
one six years ago, I stayed peacefully
in bed and waited till it was over, but
I assure you there was no question
about staying in bed last night; I was
out really before it began, waked Oy
a premonition, I suppose, and I never
once thought of my slippers and
kimono kept by my bed for emergen
cies.
Out Into Che Night
"I stood for a second by the
swaying bed, saw the large and very
expensive mirror swinging out
into the room and stepped over to
rescue it, and then as 1 heard the
crashing and smashing and felt the
swaying all about me, decided I had
better save my head instead of the
mirror, a»d went to stand in the
doorway which 1 had always heard
was the safe place. When J got that
far, I decided that I wanted to have
as short a distance to fall as possible,
and made for the stairs, bare feet
and nightgown (canton flannel), and
I can tell you it is some experience
to try to walk down stairs when they
are bobbing and swaying about at
every angle, so that you are never
sure Just where to put your feet, nor
whether there will be any step to
put it on when you get there. But I
got down, and got over the debris of
a flower vase in tho hall, gained a
fleeting Impression of things generally
sliding about, and breathed a grateful
sigh oX relief as I reached the front
door. I stood there till I could see
whether the inside or out was the
safest, and as the shock subsided, and
I felt it safe to go through the house,
I made my way back to the rear to
see how the family was, being im
mensely surprised to have heard no
sound from them. Both were in bed,
Midori absolutely unaware anything
unusual was going on, and Kisu in
the second story told me she was too
scared to move and so thankful to
hear my voice; satisfying myself there
was no fire about anywhere, and that
the roof and walls were intact, I calm
ly went back to bed, as the warmest
place I knew of."
Musicalu at Memorial Church..—
Some of the city's best talent will par
ticipate to-night in a musicale at the
Memorial Lutheran church for the
benefit of the men's Bible class.
Soloists for the evening include Miss
Sue Dugan, contralto; Roy Mathias,
bass; Miss Marguerite Blessing, so
prano; Charles B. Palm, baritone;
Herbert Springer at the piano; Web
ber Knight. Jr. A feature of the mu
sicale will be music by an instrumen
tal trio composed of Miss Helen Bom
berger at the piano: Walter McCor
mlck and Maurice Simonetti, violin
ists.
Get Vow Bell. —At Eberly's Mills
on Sunday evening the Rev. Dr.
Yahn, editor of the Church Advo
cate, a publication of the Church of
God, preached a very eloquent sermon
in the Church of God at which time
HOW YOU MAY THROW
AWAY YOUR GLAiSES
The statement Is made that thou
sands wear eyeglasses who do not
really need them. If you are one of
these unfortunates, then these glasses
may be ruining your eyes instead of
helping them. Thousands who wear
these "windows" may prove for them-
I selves that they can dispense with
glasses il they will get the following
prescription filled <• once: Go to any
active drug store and get a bottle of
Optona; fill a two-ounce bottle with
j warm water and drop in one Optona
itablet. With this harmless liquid solu
| tion bathe the eyes two to four times
j daily, and you are likely to be aston
ished at the results right from the
| start. Many who have been told that
they have astigmatism, eye-strain,
cataract, sore eyelids, weak eyes, con
junctivities and other eye disorders,
report wonderful benefits from the use
of this prescription. Get this prescrip
tion filled and use it; you may so
strengthen your eyes that glasses will
not be necessary. Thousands who are
blind, or nearly so, or who wear glass
es would never have required them if
they had cared for their eyes in time.
Save your eyes before it is to late!
Do not become one of these victims
of neglect. Eyeglasses are only like
crutches and every few years thoy
must be changed to fit the ever-in
creasing weakened condition, so
better see if «you can, like many oth
ers, get clear, healthy, strong mag
netic eyes through the prescription
here given.—Advertisement.
! No Need to "Rest Up" After i
a Colorado Vacation
'Tell me where I can go for a vaca
tion without having to rest up when
I get hack,'' said a business man to
me—l said "Colorado," and when he
returned he agreed with me.
The pure, exhilarating air—the Ideal
surroundings—the interesting tramps
thro' the picturesque spots—invite and
charm and send the traveller home
completely rented—resplendent, In good
health and vigor.
So when you're on the vacation
problem —decide en Colorado—revel In
its grandeur—enjoy its wonders and
go with tl.e feeling that you'll come
back fully rented.
Don't let the cost scare you off foi
you can live as Inexpensively In Colo
rado as at home. Good rooms and fare
can be had as low as SB.OO per week.
I will supply you with any informa
tion you seek—help you select a suit
able low-priced hotel or boarding
house and furnish you with maps and
pictures of Colorado.
Call or write and I will send you an
Illustrated booklet about Colorado, the
hotels, etc., and tell you about the
special low-price tickets that are sold
to Colorado, and about the comfort
able train service over "The Burling
ton" (C. B. & Q. R. It. t Railroad.
Wm. Austin, Oenernl Agent Passen
ger Dfptx.. C. K. ,<• Q. R. U. CO., SS6
Chestnut St., I'hiladclphiu.
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Men'. Silk Hose ~ , ,„ . " ~ LJ line ' shadow La "
pure o t^ e r ad ° sifk en Ho"e " ome n s Wash Petticoats Women's Neckwear > Women's Vests and Nets, odds and ends, assorted
h n eei a slightly 100 Women's Cambric Wash One lot of Women's Neck- 100 Women's Swiss Ribbed sizes; values to £Q
ChSicTfoi-, P ai c r, VttlUo ' Petticoats, embroidery ruffle; wear, value to 50c, slightly soil- Vests, with drawing strings; «P 1 .OiJ
15c 36c 5c 6'/2c ' 's-
W*"™ B TTJ \ ~ Children's Sun Dorters Women's Silk Petticoats
For Women s Union Suits n . me " v WraPPerS .., CMldrerfs^' Cirip Hose Made of Messaline Silk, deep
S Vri n dl c ; 100 Swiss Ribbed Union Suits, Hou ° Wrapper"™" imperfect'; rufflc . aII newest S P ri "g shades
/IQ_ lace trimmed, all sizes; OQ value to SI.OO. OA all sizes value t? -oc. Q $2.50 value. -| *| Q
49c 50c value. Friday only. OUC Clloice for 29C sale pVm Floor','Rear. Choice for !j) 1.1 17
FOR JITITDNV AVT Y " ——————— —————
I * £ 1 ~ ~ FRIDAY REDUCTIONS ON FOR raiDAY ONMf
$C 00 Women's & Misses' Women's & Misses' 7C
I Values to $11.50 for
D.= NEW SPRING SUITS J™ 1 NG coats,
J! „ „ Values to $12.50 for • •
f One Rack of Junior Suits in assorted colors; sizes 13 to _ e wr » j i\f >
J 1< years. (£ 1 A Women S and Misses Only 37 Coats, in assorted colors, styles and sizes.
S w -J I/ v J SPRING SUIT values
• A " # to SIB.OO.
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FOK FRIDAY OXLY t f FOR FRIDAY ONLY
Women's & Misses' OQ IK 00 spring 16 " suit* Women's & Misses' A A
CLOTH DRESSES <P / —to $22.50. PLAID DRESS SKIRTS, VI ""
Values to $5.00 for /» 7C for Women's and Misses' VftlllCS to $2.50 foi" JL#
s W and OTS?* ° repes: assorte <l 10# 5m Values Neat black and white check Dress Skirts, new spring
Women s Gloves Sweaters Men's Work Shirts Men's Canvas Muslin Underwear
One lot of Women's 2-b;t- . , , , . . . /\i Aliae
ton Lisle Thread Gloves; ° ne lot °» boys and girls 100 Men's Blue Chambray tUIOVeS One lot of Children's Muslin
black and colored; 25c value. Coat Sweaters; values to Work Shirts, 50c value; all 100 pairs of Men's Canvas Skirts and Drawers, slightly
Friday for, $1.50. Friday sizes, Friday OQ Gloves; 10c value. soiled; 25c value. 1 C
P a ' r AOG for OJ7C f or Mt/C Friday for, pair OC Friday for XOC
These Bargains in Kaufman's Men's and Boys' Clothing Department For Friday Only
100 Pairs of Men's
values to $1.50, « Just 50 suits, all wool, sun '" t0 s7 ' so; S ' ZeS Regular $7.50 values; made Ten toen of regular IS# C
f °' IOC proof, Venetian lined; values 32 to 36 chest, *0 0 f double texture cloth, cut Pov^OliverT^
250 Pairs of Mrfs t0.512.50. . for ° full military style. Play SuUs . 49 C
| t ' •
I —ffIWIBIffMiWWIIWIIMI—I—ItiaMIHIIBBIHI li mill in II - . J!
a very handsome bellfry and much
needed bell was dedicated. It cost
$175, and was paid for in cash by a
liberal contribution of the people at
this service.
"Tadpoles" to Hear Nature Talk. —
"The Tadpoles," an organization of
live boys in the Pine Street Presby
terian church, are taking advantage
of the season of the year to hold this
evening in the parlors of the Pino
Street Presbyterian church at 8 o'clock
a nature study program, which will
be open to all lovers of nature, young
or old, whether members of the Tad
pole organization or not. Two well
informed lecturers on Natural History
will deliver interesting lectures. Wm.
S. Esslck, of Harrisburg and Read
ing, will give his lecture called "Birds
and Bits of Nature." I. C. Williams,
of the Stute Forestry Department, will
talk on "Wildfiowers Found In the Vi
cinity of Harrisburg." Both of these
talks will be Illustrated.
[ Elect Officers. —The board of trus
tees of the Central Pennsylvania con
ference of the Methodist church yes
terday elected: President, the Rev.
B. H. Hart; vice-president, the Rev.
M. K. Fox, Wllliamsport; treasurer,
the Rev. J. H. Morgan, Carlisle; clerk,
| the Rev. E. R. Heckman, Blooms
iburg; corresponding secretary, the
! Rev. A. A. Stephens, Tyrone. At the
; quarterly conference of Grace church
' last night a committee was named to
I investigate a new system of finances,
|as follows: .tv. D. Bacon, J. P. Mel
ick, E. VJ. Wallower, Charles H.
Kinter, Willard A. Young. W. F.
Whitcomb was appointed a class
I leader.
| Passover Ends. —Services in Qhev
iSholem temple to-night will mark the
i end of the Passover. Rabbi Freund
will speak on "A Line From the Song
tof the Red Sea." To-morrow night he
| will speak on "The Jewish Concep
tion of the Messiah." "A Jewish View
of the Crucifixion" >vlll be the theme
Friday, April 24.
Presbytery Ends Session.—The Car
lisle Presbytery ended Its Spring ses
sion in Covenant Presbyterian church
last night. Delegates to the general
assembly at Chicago May 21 were
elected, as follows: The Rev. I. E.
Hays, New Bloomfield; the Rev. A.
N. Haggerty, Carlisle; the Rev. Dr.
Rose, Mercersburg; alternates, the
Rev. F. T. Wheeler, the Rev. Joseph
Sutherland, the Rev. E. E. Curtis.
E. Z. Gross, Pine, street church; H.
W. Gough, Calvary; Thomas McAllis
ter, Gettysburg, were elected elders.
Alternate elders elected are: J. W.
Neely, St. Thomas, H. S. Snuder,
Greencastle; J. N. Finley, Immanuel
church. The Presbytery accepted the
resignation of the Rev. Thomas Ames,
pastor of Capital Street Presbyterian
church.
To Repeat Music.—Calvary Presby.
terian choir will next Sunday evening
repeat the Easter program. This in
cluded a cantatst, "The Risen King."
Convict. Work Overtime
to Supply Farmers' Needs
Uy Associated Press
Leavenworth, Kas., April lt>.—Con
victs employed In the twine plant at
the Kansas State penitentiary yester
day agreed to a proposition made by
the State Board of Corrections to work
overtime in order to meet the demand
of Kansas wheat growers for binding
twine. For this extra service the
men of the twine plant will be given
reduction of sentences. The men will
work from 6.30 o'clock a. m. until 8.30
in the evening. At the close of the
day's work they will be served an
i extra meal.
&ARRISBUHG TELEGRAPH
TELEGRAPHIC BRIEFS j
Frankford Arsenal's claims to be
presented to-morrow to Senate and
House committees.
Proceedingrs begin to-day against
witnesses who refused to testify about
Billiard Company in New Haven in
quiry.
Northwestern University reecives sl,-
000,00 for the establishment of clinics
to furnish medical aid for the poor.
Thirty-ftve striking shoe workers at
Portsmouth, Ohio, go to jail rather
than give bail.
Karl Dresner, witness in an effort to
save the New York gunmen, sent to
the Tombs a self-confessed perjurer.
International Surgical Association,
at closing session in New York, elects
Dr. W. W. .Keen president.
Tennessee Republicans nominate Ben
W. Hooper for third term as Governor
and endorse national prohibition.
Supporters of tolls exemption repeal
point to the Mexican situation as vindi
cating policy of President Wilson.
Oklahoma troops Are volley over
heads of jockeys to stop race meet on
Tulsa track.
Baltimore citizens in mass meeting
protest against selection of Richmond
for reserve bank site.
Fresh plot for restoration of ex-Shah
The way to get the full joy of
strawberry time without any
discomfort is to eat the berry with
SHREDDED WHEAT
a combination that means health and
strength for the warm days when the ap
petite is fickle and the digestive powers are
weak. All the meat of the golden wheat,
ready-to-serve, rcady-to-eat
Heal one or more Biscuits in the oven to restore rrtspi
ness; then cover with berries or other fresh fruit; serve
with milk or cream and sweeten to suit the taste. Better
than soggy white flour "short-cake."
The Shredded Wheat Company, Niagara Falls, N.Y. l(
I i
Mohamed OH to throne of Persia re- I
ported.
British coal strike settled, Yorkshire
miners voting to return to work .
Count.Okuma completes new Japan
ese Cabinet to succeed that of Count
Yamamoto.
Japan apologizes to China for the
Changti Incident.
Alderman Bolton Moves
to 1600 North 6th St.
Alderman George V. Bolton,
Twelfth Ward, has removed his of
fices to X6OO North Sixth street and
will dispense justice from there In
stead of from his old stand In Fourth
street.
In addition to holding forth as jus
tice of the peace in North Sixth street,
Alderman Bolton will open a barber
shop at the same stand. He now con
ducts one of the largest tonsorial es
tablishments in the central section of
the city. The Alderman himself will
conduct the uptown barber parlors,
while the old stand will be in charge
of Harry Gentzler as manager.
I
APRIL 16, 1914.
I PERFECT HEARING for the
[i—DEAF—i
The Little Gem Ear Phone and Auto Massage
I Look at it and SEE the simplest and smallest device In the
H world; use It and you FKEL that you have the most wonderful
piece of mechanism yet devised for suffering mankind.
I Let UH prove to yon that we have conquered your affliction.
I > Free Demonstration < I
| THURSDAY and FRIDA
April and 17th\
From 9 o'clock A. M. to 6 P. M.
The Little Gem Ear Phone, the latest patented perfect hearing devtoe
With it you can hear under all conditions, in the church, theater and
general conversation. The AI'TO MASSAUIS which stops head noises and
makes the cure of deafness possible.
Remember, we would not allow such a demonstration In our store
unless we had Investigated the Instrument thoroughly. J. C. McNnmara.
of New York City, an expert, will be with us on the above days. We
most earnestly requested you to call, make a test privately and receive
expert advice without charge. Every instrument guaranteed. Ask for
booklet.
With H. C. CLASTER, 302 Market Street
When smokers prefer one 10c cigar to
the same amount of nickel cigars it's
a safe bet that it's a
M 2ci A
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io the pomi of perfection that it satis
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