8 HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH Eilablishrd 1131 PUBLISHED' BT THE TEI.KGR VPII PRINTING CO. E. J. STACK POLE, Pres't and Treat**. T. R. OYSTKR. Secretary. cars U. STEINMETZ. Managing Editor. Published every evening (except Sun day), at*the Telegraph Building. 21( Federal Square. Eastern Office. Fifth AVenue Building, New York City, Hasbrook, Story * Brooks. Western Office. 11} West Madison street. Chicago. 111., Allen & TYard. Delivered by carriers at ijHi' six cents a week. " Mailed to subscriber! at S3.CO a year in advance. Entered at the Pest Office in Harris burg as second class matter. ®Tb« Association of A Bar- ( 1 iean Advertisers bas u* 1 ammed and certified to 1 1 tho circnlatioa of this pob- 1 1 1 1 lieation. Tho figures of circnlatioa 1 1 1 1 aontaiaod in the Associatioa's re- 1' ,1 port only are guaranteed. ' I Association of America* Advertisers j. No. 2333 Whitthillßl4|. N. T. City ! •worn dally overage for the month of February, 1914 * 22,493 * Average for fbe year 1913—21.5TT Average for the year 1812—31.1T8 Average for the year 1811—18.SM I Average for the year 1010—17,4*0 TELEPHONES! Bell 9sfo»to Branch Exchange !*o. It 18. rntfod Business Office. 341. editorial Room 588. Job Dept. 30ft SATURDAY EVENING, MARCH 21 GOVERNOR TENER HONORED IT la no small tribute the Engineers' Society has paid to Governor Tener In voting him the first honorary member of th© organization. It is all the more remarkable when It is known that the honorary membership requires the unanimous vote of the entire society. One black ball would have barred the Governor. The engi neers comprise men of every political creed and party, and the fact that all of them voted thus to honor Governor Tener shows the high regard in which j he is held by the men of this dis- ■ tinguished profession. The Tener administration has been ! remarkable for its constructive poll- ■ < les and conservation of the State's! resources has been one of its chief | aims. The Governor has placed his name to more conservation bills than ! any one of his predecessors in office I and his work for forest preservation and flood prevention is well known. The honor conferred by the engineers, although a high one. was well deserved. THE CARLISLE MIX-I P THE mix-up at Carlisle, which has resulted in the deposition of Superintendent Friedman and the arrest of Chief Clerk Nori on a charge of embezzlement brought by Friedman, is regrettable in the extreme. The school has such a splen did record, has turned out so many students who are justifying their tuition there and who are teaching the white man that the red man is his equal at almost any kind of work, that any reflection on the institution comes as a shock to the public that has grown to look upon Carlisle as a model of its kind. Just what is at the bottom of the trouble has not been made public. Possibly it will al! come out at the court trials. It is to be hoped that In the end it will develop that the irregularities, if there have been such, do not go far beneath the surface and that fundamentally the school is as sound as its results have indicated it to be. RUSSIA AND CHINA NEWS dispatches are to the effect that President Yuan Is showing a willingness to tight, if neces sary, to prevent Russia from seizing outer and inner Mongolia. For the moment he seems to have been successful, but it becomes more and more evident that time will see China and Russia at swords' points over this territory. What the out come will be depends much on China's preparedness under the new republi can form of government when the critical moment comes. The attempts of Russia to obtain a footing of some kind in Mongolia date back as far as the period of Peter the Great; and, as is often'the case, •were disguised under a religious cloak, but were in no way successful. They were continued at intervals up to modern times, resulting in the St, Petersburg treaty of 18S1 between Russia and China. In view of the present controversy, it is interesting to remember that Russia deliberately set about violating this treaty when she disguised her sinister purposes in 1912 under the thin veil of a dlsect political convention for a commercial treaty with the ruling Mongol potentate. This agreement feigned to acknowl edge the authority of the Mongolian government—which had absolutely no existence—excluded the Chinese ad ministration from any share in ruling the province and refused colonization on Mongolian lands to the Chinese, while sidetracking the question of Chinese suzerainty. China immediately protested; and Yuan, despite the hard conditions un der which he was carrying along the government, dispatched a strong force to Mongolia to back up his protest. Russia Intrigued, encouraged Mon golian banditry and sidestepped In the approved Muravleff manner until the Mongolian dukes became restive and manifested their disinclination to any longer pull the chestnuts out of the fire for the Czar's ministers. So. on November 5. in Peking, an agreement was signed whereby Rus sia recognized that Outer Mongolia formed part of China's territory, but SATURDAY EVENING, predicated tlmt its actual boundaries should form the subject of subsequent negotiations. China is now forcing an understanding upon this boundary question and she is demonstrating to the Mongolian the danger lurking in so-called Russian protection the danger already illustrated in the cases of Korea and Bokhara. 1 The Mongol traces his history back ; to the days of Jenghis Khan, who be tween the years 1200 and 1227 brought ;all the tribes under his authority and ' established himself as ruler of a vast realm stretching from China to the ! banks of the Dneiper, and leaving to his successors the conquest of Persia, j Hindustan. Russia, Poland and Hun gary. And this is the nation which I has changed from a warlike people into a conglomeration of pastoral no | mads, at present under the iron heel j of Russia. j The Philadelphia Inquirer calls Gif ford Pinchot the "squatter" candidate, but it's our observation that he doesn't "squat'" very much. > tTTY PLANNING THE South Bethlehem Globe is j urging tho appointment of a; city planning commission for j that town. The Globe calls at- i tention to the haphazard manner of] building that has resulted in narrow j streets in the business section of that 1 city and begs council to hasten the' selection of commissioners under the law of 1913, whose duty it shall be I to see to it that the errors of the past j along this line be not repeated. South Bethlehem's problem is al most identical with that of Harris burg in this respect. Says the Globe: Something was wrong with tne calculations of those who planned this city, and that error, unnotice able then, is prominently plain now. The state of affairs calls to mind the necessity for a city planning committee that the errors of a half century ago be not repeated In the extensions that this city is bound to make. The need for such body also is apparent by the natural de sire of moneymaking of each and every individual as to land sale and in this respect the exploiter of building-site operations is no ex ception. All about the city, farms are giving way to industrial enter prise or town-site locations, and in these latter a little land.is apt to be made to go a great way in the matter of streets. That these thor oughfares should conform to the measure of future demand, in the fullest sense. Is argued by the fail ure of Third street to provide ample means for traffic. The nec essity for other things, efficient drainage and sewerage is another feature that a corresponding status in the city emphasizes. The rapid growth of South Bethlehem, the an- j nexations that are bound to result 1 are demands that the subject of [ city planning is one that would be very unwise to postpone any longer. The same may be said of Harris burg, and it is gratifying to note that Commissioner Taylor is now giving the selection of city planning commis sioners his attention and expects to announce his appointments within a very few weeks. Berry says Pennsylvania has been "Billy Sundayed." Then woe be unto the pharisees and publicans. STOPPING THE LEAKS SEVERAL years ago a Harrisburg man failed in business. His plant was sold by the sheriff. It fell into the hands of a former em ploye, a young man of exceptional in dustry and thrift. He knew how to save—not only how to save the profits, but how to save within his plant. He knew how to prevent waste. To-day that business is paying handsome profits, although the volume of work done is little greater than when it could not pay its debts. One of our tnost successful mer chants says that unless a man is in stinctively saving he will find himself at a sad disadvantage as a storekeeper or plant manager. Stopping the little leaks of waste is one of the most essential elements in the success of a merchant or manu facturer. Only a little margin of waste in the handling of goods is necessary in order completely to dissi pate the small margin of profit,.leav ing the mercha with only his labor for his pains. It is impossible to point to a single successful merchant or manufacturer who has not a proper regard for the value of money and the importance of thrift in all business relations. Any beginner in business who does not have this thrift instinct, or who does not acquire the habit, will be handicapped just to that extent in striving toward the goal of commer cial success. These are principles that an ambi tious employe should take to heart, because financing yourself success fully is a presumptive evidence of your fitness to handle the financial interests of others and to assume greater responsibilities. A savings bank account is an Al recommenda tion, because it indicates so much as to the character, ability and depend ability of its possessor. Then as you help your employer's business to succeed you help your own chances. As one large employer put it: "Every dollar saved in any depart ment means that we can sell more service for the same price. It makes our service a better, bigger thing, and it makes somebody a better, bigger job." The young man who made over the ruined plant did so simply by stop ping the leaks —which, by the way, is better than trying to cut down neces sary expenses, either in private or business affairs. The action of New Cuipberland citi zens in meeting to endorse Judge Kun kel is merely an example of what Is happening all over Pennsylvania. Organized labor Is supporting teach ers of Chicago In an effort to have their pay Increased. Why not? Isn't teaching hard work? The fact that one mission housed 27,651 unemployed in Chicago in the past month is only another indication of Democratic prosperity. Dispatches from Washington indicate that President Wilson is about to give Huerta another opportunity to tell him to go chase himself, nr words to that general effect. iievenin&chAf) : dl«t h .»iEf e , Sence , of 80 nmn >' Metho ' Centri p ola ttmJ >' ou »S- at the ferenm e " nsylvan la Methodist con revtlet r s ! orlc ° race church has whil l renuniscences of the times I DnMwlf » a preac her was to subject adln,Uf ma, ! y hal dsh ' him tu Josephus ?£ a we "- kl *own resident at tnat time and an uncle of Mrs. Stur geon. The ticket, about two by three '"chfcs in sfize, is dated February, 2 c. Tho Photograph is of the style or those days and is in an excellent state of preservation. On the back is the advertisement of the photog rapher. which reads as follows: "Josiali M. Hess, Dealer in Station- ■ ery and Fancy Goods, Photograph Al- 1 bums, Periodicals and Songs and a General Assortment of Military Trim- I mings. Third street, between Mar ket and alnut, Harrisburg, Pa. Aa illustrating the difficulty of en forcing sanitary regulations under the \aried conditions to be found through ouj city, an Incident that occur red at a downtown school this week is much to the point. One of the pu pils came to class with his face cov ered by large red spots. Scenting measles the teacher sent the child home with instructions that he not re tur?,^until accompanied by a medical certificate of health. He turned up at the afternoon session with this ex planation: "My mother told me to tell you that the spots on my face are bedbug bites." "All the more reason to send you back home," ex claimed the horrified teacher. To-day there is a large tag on the front door of the boy's home labeled "German Measles," and the lad will not be al lowed back in school until the direc tors are sure that all germs—and other bugs—have been exterminated at home. H&rrisburg people will be interested I to know that the sketches of the new ! State Capitol which Missouri is to erect on the bluff at Jefferson show a building embodying some of the gen eral outline and details of the Penn sylvania State House. It will be re called that the building commission was here just about a year ago and that its members spent a day study ing the great structure on Capitol Hill. The commission was so much interested that members returned after a tour of eastern States and se cured detailed information. Where the Missourians have the best of Har risburg is that they made provision for adequate setting for their build ing and will have formal gardens and the best that money can secure in the way of landscape gardening. They got the site and the surroundings and then started to get the building. Ordinarily people never connect a poster announcing a show with the route of the production, and we are so accustomed to the flaring letters on the billboards that the idea of pos ters going along with the show never occurs to us. The big posters which are showing in front of the "movie" theaters, announcing races with death. Mexican horrors, the play with the last dollar, and why chickens rrow, ar« as migratory as the shows. As a matter of fact they accompany the films, being posted on the day the show or film is given. They leave at night with the show. Good fresh York and Cumberland county dandelion was in the markets of the city to-day and maybe there was some Dauphin county grown. This is the season of the year, say the farmers, to eat the dandelion. It is in line shape and is as delicate as it gets strong when the weather becomes warm. It costs something, too, and the farmer's wife who hunts it gets a good price at the markets. PR —Daniel Willard, president of the Baltimore and Ohio Railroad, will speak before the Traffic Club of Pitts burgh. —Walter Wood, the iron manufac turer, has returned from an extended trip to Europe. —The Rev. Herbert Burk, of Valley Forge, has delivered a series of ad dresses on that historic place. —H. V. Smith, the new secretary of the Chester Board of Trade, is out for a decrease in the tax rate. —Dr. Mitchell Walter, the new Mayor of South Bethlehem, has pre sented a curfew ordinance. —The Rev. Dr. E. S. Travers, of Pittsburgh, is being urged for Bishop of New Jersey. REMARKABLE PROGRESS OK NEGROES [Philadelphia Ledger] The record of the activity of colored people in Philadelphia is an answer to misinformed persons who imagine that the negro is capable of menial service only. Here is the tabulation: 200 clergymen. 72 upholsterers. 60 physicians. 6 roofers and 32 dentists. slaters. 9 lawyers. 24 plasterers. 75 stenographers. 10 paperhangers. 204 Clerks and 57 painters. copyists. 308 brick and stone 117 musicians. masons. 45 graduate 176 iron and steel nurses. workers. 15 druggists. 96 carpenters and 297 retail mer- Joiners. chants. 5 electrical engi -29 blacksmiths. neers. 250 postal clerks 15 stationary en -10 wholesale glneers. merchatns. The colored people of Philadelphia have one bank, which last year handled over $1,000,000: two drug stores, two hospitals. 14 building ana loan associ ations and 15 Insurance companies. They own $10,000,000 worth or real estate. But a generation or two ago every negro was of necessltv engaged in menial service and sn had his ances tors been for centuries. The progress of the race in Philadelphia is not only encouraging. It Is prophetic. 01..' MARSE WINTER All de streams a-runnln", Wind am blowln' sof— Ol' Marse Winter Sweep de snowdrifs off. Rain along de hillMde, Swlshln' roun' de do"— Ol" Marse Winter Scrubbln' out de flo". Golden sun a-shlnln'. Thrushes 'gin ter sing— Ol' Marse Winter Gwlne ter marry Spring. —Mary Alice Ogdon in Smart Set. AX EVENING THOUGHT It is folly to think of the grape's ' beyond our reach, it is still greater folly not to take all those we ran I reach. —Anon. &AJUUSBURG TELEGRAPH DEMITS FUNG (UK Mi John Garman and Ryan Assail Pal mer and McCormick With Much Bitterness DIMMICK IS ON HIS TOUR Goes to the Northwest to Meet the Voters and to Organize His Campaign Work Democratic voters of the State must j be amazed at tne manner in which j the campaign for the gubernatorial nomination is being waged by the par tisans of Ryan and McCormick sixty days in advance of the primaries, and 1 people who have observed politics for ! years say that never have they known i anything so bitter as the campaign ing. The Old Guardsmen are lining up with their batteries, tiring every day and every night on the Boy Scouts, i 1 and while Berry and McCormick are i i touring northern counties, where the i ; population is small, the Ryanites, led by the Philadelphian in person, are organizing in the cities. McCormick and Palmer were the objects of a couple of vitriolic attacks last night. Judge John M. Garman, of Luzerne county, called Palmer a Garman Flays "corporation liire- Palnier In ling" and McCor a Statement raick was referred to as one who "by dint of energy in herited the Cameronian millions.'' , Both are accused of openly opposing 'William Jennings Bryan in 1896, anO j ! they are sized up as "political Hes islans." Judge Garman's statement I was provoked by statements made by i Palmer in Scranton recently, when he J referred to Garman as a tool of Pen ! rose. The statement of the Judge follows: "Notwithstanding his thorough ! adeptness in mendacity, Mr. Alexander ! Mitchell Palmer fairly outclassed him ! self when, in order to bolster his gu | bernatorial puppet, he said, 'The dan ger of his candidacy to the best peo i pie behind Ryan clearly prove the In- I terests of the Democratic party. Gar ! man, of Wllkes-Barre, has always been I a Penrose tool, Brennen, of Pitts- I burgh, Is one of the old Guffey crowd, I and Jim Hall is the man who sold out the Allentowfl convention.' The mon strous ingratitude manifested in this attack upon Senator Hall is thorough ly characteristic of Palmer with full knowledge that he solicited and re ceived campaign contributions from Mr. Hall. Ordinary decency should have impelled Palmer to refrain from attacking his benefactor, especially as with his usual duplicity he requested Hall to make the last contribution through a mutual friend rather thau directly to Palmer himself. In 1896, when Palmer, the corporation hire ling, and his mannikin, McCormick, who by 'dint of great energy inherited the Cameronian millions,' were openly opposing the election of Mr. Bryan, they were proud to be aiding Penrose to elect McKinley. Both are political Hessians." Michael J. Ryan added to the merry war among the Democrats by an attack on McCormick at Altoona. The Philadelphia Ledger says in an Altoona dispatch: Ryan Says "Michael J. Ryan McCormlek's brought his candi- Syndicated dacy for Governor before the Blair county Democracy here to-day. More than 1,500 persons called at his hotel. "I have seven sons voting now, to gether with a son-in-law, that makes eight, besides myself, and you will get them all," said ex-Mayor S. M. Hoyer, Democratic county chairman. Many prominent Democrats were present, but the strong "reorganization" Dem ocrats were conspicuous by their ab sence. A demand was made for a speech, and Ryan said: "I have a right to Beelc the guber natorial nomination and I stand on my record. My appeal is being made to the unowned and unbossed Demo crats of Pennsylvania. The Demo crats who have fought in the ranks for years without office, and made bat tles without the hope of office, will not be deterred from doing their duty according to their conscientious con victions, simply because of promises of postmasterships or deputy internal revenue collectorships. The Demo crats wWo do not care for any office are in the majority and to these Dem ocrats by appeal must of necessity be made. Believing that the Democracy of Pennsylvania is opposed to the syn dicated nomination of McCormick, I purpose addressing my feilow-Penn sylvanlans with confidence, and the demonstration here during the busy hours of a busy day is a happy augury of success." During the rush some visitor ex changed hats with Ryan, leaving a derby of ancient vintage and much the worse for wear. He was obliged to buy a new hat before leaving for Johnstown. J. Benjamin Dimmick, candidate for the Republican nomination for United States senator against Senator Pen rose. left Philadelphia last night for the western part Dimmick of the State to begin his Starts on State-wide personal cam- His Tour paign and "stumping tour." Mr. Dimmick arrived In Erie this morning. After this his itinerary will be: Warren, Monday, March 23: Corry, Tuesday, March 24: Meadvllle, Tuesday, March 24; Oil City, Wednesday, March 25; Franklin, Wednesday, March 25: Pitts burgh. Thursday. March 26: Washing ton. Saturday. March 28: Pittsburgh, Monday, March 30. At the various points along the route at which the candidate will stop he will hold conferences with leading in dependent Republicans as a prelimi nary to the organization of Dimmick campaign committees. Mr. Dimmick will be accompanied by C. P. Searle, of Honesdale. Wayne county. Mr. Searle is a son of Judge A. T. Searle. Before leaving Philadelphia Mr. Searle predicted that Mr. Dimmick would carry the entire northeastern section of Pennsylvania, including the con gressional district represented by Con gressman W. D. B. Ainey. also a can- for the Republican United States senatorial nomination. Washington party leaders In Leb anon county were chagrined bevond measure when the results of Thurs dav's enrollment were and showed that the Republicans Republicans gained In every town- Make Gains ship and borough In the In Lebanon county since last year. Although the personal registration law was enforced for the first time last year and was very unpopular, witji many voters declining to express party allegiance, this year's gains in the registrations gave no ad vantage whatever to the Washington party, and losses are shown in every 1 district. The Democrats made a stronsr i effort to have their vote registered, however, and that party gained con siderably. Out of 9,708 voters who are now registered in the county but 678 have signified their fealty to the Washington party. Thero were 3.043 votera who registered as Republicans, while the Democrats had 1,439 regis trations, the rest being noncommittal, with the exception of 41 Prohibition ists, 63 Socialists and 6 Progressives. It is predicted that later In the year the city registration will show even a greater proportion of Republican gains. IPOLiriCAbSlDefcKtotifl ' —lt certainly is one grand old fight I lunong the Democrats. —Hadley seems to have handed Plnchot back to Roosevelt. Drop Henry Houck, us suggested |by the Philadelphia Record? Not | much. -William Fllnn will confer with ] his leaders in Philadelphia next week, i Threo more Ryan clubs . wero ■ formed in Philadelphia last night. ! _ —Berry, it might be added, lost Bradford county two to one whon he j ran lor State treasurer In 1912. : —The only thing apparently wrong out tho northern counties' visit is that so few Democratic workers turn .ed out. Most of those who went to j hear the speakers were persons pre : vented from ploughing by the snows, j —State Chairman Prugh, of the | Prohibitionists, appears to be worried i about something. j —Allegheny county Democrats will j have their Ryan dinner to-night. ! —Bradford county is next to Tioga I one of the hottest Bull Moose counties lin the State. Judge Brumm's boom did not make such a loud noise. —Meanwhile Brumbaugh keeps on growing stronger and stronger. John M. Garman is as "sassy" as of old when the bosses are concerned. —Ainey says ho will not quit. rfrunxft-nonaeniSe I Her brother told her he read in the paper that Miss Dove had given up teaching music since she lost her pupils and wasn't it a shame she went blind just when she had started as teacher. WHES SPRING ARItrV ES By AVlngr Dinger Spring's made her formal entrance. And though the weather's cold, 'Twill make no serious difference To woman, young or old. It's here and that's sufficient; She'll go about the town, Regardless of cold weather, In bright new hat and gown. What if she is clad thinly? What if she does half freeze? What if a cold she catches, And has to cough and sneeze? Dear Spring has come—and woman Will simply not put off The wearing of new garments For sniffle, sneeze or cough. So watch the streets to-morrow, You'll see her out en masse, And you may get acquainted With what Is really "class." "Mammy," said her mistress after dinner, "how do you nltch your pies so evenly around the edge?" Mammy roller her eyes proudly. "Ah uses inah false teef, Missus, dat wa't mek 'em so regular.—National Monthly. LINCOLN AND THE TARIFF I do not know much about the tariff, but I know this much: when we buy manufactured goods abroad we get the goods and the foreigner gets the money. When we buy the manu. factured goods at home we get both the goods and the money.—Abraham Lincoln. DR. BRUMBAUGH'S CANDIDACY [Lancaster New Era.] The letter of Dr. Martin G. Brum baugh announcing his candidacy for Governor at the Republican primary on May 19 will be received with a great deal of satisfaction by the rank and file of the Republican party, and, i if we mistake not, by much of the I element that had temporarily taken' themselves outside its ranks, who will now see a door opened through which they may again return to their party allegiance. "My life's work," says Dr. Brum baugh, "must be my platform and my pledge. I have no different gift of service for my fellow-citizens." We do not think the neople of Pennsyl vania want any different service from their Governor than has been given to them by Dr. Brumbaugh in his ca pacity as.an educator. But if there ever has been any doubt as to his pos sessing the added gift of a wise headed statesmanship his frank letter now put forth will be sure to re move It. ' UADQUAKTSH9 HI SHIRTS SIDES a SIDES ■ / i AFTER YOU DIE Who "will take car® of your family? You cannot afford to carry the rlik. ■ A 110,000 policy at age 35 require!) but (129.90. Dividend* reduce coat after first year. Assets 1140,000.000. Organised 1847. Write for sample policy. PENN MUTUAL LIFE 108 X. Second St. . j Isaac Miller, I Local j F. O. Donaldson. I Agent*. I ■ i J ) MARCH 21,1914. REOPENING OF Verbeke School Building 1 he X erbeke school building will be reopened on Monday morning at 9 o'clock for the reception of all pupils who have not been under quarantine. Pupils who have been under quarantine will b<* required to produce a certificate from the City Health Department to gain readmittance. By order of the Board of School Directors, D. D. HAMMELBAUGH, Secretary. Interview in the White House I —————————■ I , [From the New York Sun.] "I feel hopeful, Mr. President," said Mr. McCombs, "that wo shall carrv tho Congress elections, but some "little doubts will occur. The tariff needs to produce more revenue." "AVe must watch and wait until it does," said the President. "If," continued Mr. McCombs, "the imports of raw and partly manufac tured material continue to decrease and those of manufactured articles to in crease, manufacturers and workmen will " "But everybody writes me that busi ness is better." "Everybody that wants an office is bound to tell you that. People who travel about the country tell a different story. Business is stagnant. Business men are still waiting and watching." "If they are waiting, they are wait ing till Congress passes my trust und trade bills." "Ahem! Is it indiscreet to ask, Mr. President, what you think of the Inter state Commerce Commission?" "An admirable, a most faithful, zeal ous and exemplary body " "Pardon me for Interrupting, but you mean a little too inclined to make an example of any railroad that tries to make a living." "No, McCombs, the severest criticism that could be made Justly of the com mission would be that it is perhaps a little too rigid, suspicious and doc trinaire. For immediate political pur poses, no doubt—but the last thing in the world I could think of would be to be guilty of even a shadow of a hint of an intention to affect its decisions." "Still, it would be highly convenient if you could. The fact is, Mr. Presi dent, that we must have good times. « e re In power and the calamity howl is against us and not with us, for once." "But I insist that business is {rood and constantly getting better." "But suppose that business insists that it isn't? Between us. Mr. Presi dent, there are too many Wild Men from •irVbARKMBURft-fMPTy- - fO-l)A> [From the Telegraph of March 21, 1864] Want u lloatf The canal basin is filled with a largo number of old boats which the Canal Company is perfectly willing that any person or persons may remove and con vert to their own use. The timber of these boats would make excellent fuel, and is well worth the trouble of mov ing it. 'l'roopa Off to War The Fiftieth and Fifty-first Penn sylvania Regiments left here yesterday morning, following the track of the Fortj'-fiftli, which left here on Saturday morning. Their ranks were full. EASILY-MADE SALAD DRESSING Beat two eggs well, add half a pint best vinegar, butter size of a hen's egg, and one-half teaspoonful of salt. Put this Into a granite pan and set on stove. To prevent curdling, stir rap idly and continue until i thickens like custard, then remove from stove and while still hot stir in half a teaspoon ful of made mustard thinned In as much vinegar, a sprinkling of pepper and for those who like it a teaspoonful of olive oil. Stir thoroughly until well mixed, and set it in a cool place. Use the same as any dressing.—Home Depart ment, in National Magazine for March. 1914. ■ "1 STEAMSHIPS STEAMSHTPS IAHCADIANto EUBOPEI L TWIN SCREW.9.OOO Ton# Rag. 14,120 Oisp. rOP NORWAY jj| In Suit** de Luxe with Prlviiti Oaths, Swimming! Summer Crulx* jl IlllkM. Gymnasium. Orchaatr* And Othar r«*ture». JL 1 . WONDERFUL RATES Jfk*** Sin i'e Bed Rooms *75 #OUT J9Ugf \mv Fromßt Maw 9 / llllnHl newvqpk HAY C l|mg|ljjj||f| I LLV II V \JMMUOA jAII ! B I Hr I n I I "THE BALMY SOUTHERN ROUTE* J|| 11 I |fl It Ik Royal Mai! Steam Packet CompanyQillfj JlljJJ J 111 IHIk SA.MJKHSO.\ * SON, Ufneral Agrnti. -- Stmt ■III I 111111 I 111 St., Stw York, or P. I.orne Humnifll, 103 111 l I |l|ll| I 111 W Market Street, llarrtaburg. JJ I |jjjjj J m 1 Rights Given You By the State TTTTTTT • The State has given you the ' right to make a will, and by BPH l|l that means to say for yourself |H| H (9 what you want done with your kjJMj|§f property at your decease. t-T 'sbgLJ Th{ s i s one 0 f most valuable —————J privileges conferred by the Dauphin State upon the individual, but " too many persons neglect this Deriosit important matter either from pUSMI foolish and superstitious dread TT f or indifference. If you neglect to make a will Cnmnanv t^ie State distribute your property according to its gen -213 Market St. eral laws ' Make your will now and select capital, $300,000 this Trust Company as your | Surplus. $360,000 executor. Open for deposits Saturday evening from 6 to 8. ! mf Borneo in Congress. They frighten peo rhey are extravagant In language as well as appropriations. Then, every day or week some corporation with thousands of stockholders and hundreds or thousands of workmen is prosecuted by the Government. What good does this sort of thing do anybody?" "It Is right, Mr. McCombs, and it has had organic consideration. We must be cruel only to be kind." 'Scaring people stiff ia a curious way of getting votes, but you've got Con gress thoroughly domesticated, If you'll excuse the expression. Why not make It behave Itself?" "The play of children and domestlo animals, Mr. McCombs, is necessary. It affords relief to emotions which con fined might be dangerous." "Well, how about your Cabinet? Was it necessary to have Burleson preach ing Government telegraphs and tele phones? That gets on the nerves of Democrats in the Fast, anyway." "There are all sorts of opinions in tho Democratic party. Many of Mr. Bry an 8 friends believe in 1* ederal owner ship of telegraph and telephone lines, and railroads, too, for that matter. Be sides. we have to send up a balloon d essai now and then. Speaking of gas. Mr. Bryan is out of town or " "Mr. Bryan is an admirable man of business on his own account, but ho scarcely commands the confidence of the business world, and that is Indis pensable to us." "Useful, but far from indispensable. I hope to liavo matters cleaned up by next summer so that the country, being °ut of the dentist's chair, so to speak, at last, will take a cheerful view of things. But even if it doesn't, our withers wil be unwrung as long as tho Elephant and the Bull Moose are watching and waiting fov each other's blood. " Ani ?. we haven't reduced the cost of living." "How is Democratic reorganization thriving in New York, Mr. McCombs?" news > DisPATcne s ~ -OP-Tfte* CIVIL* Vgftß [From the Telegraph of March 21, 18641 Carry Off t'ltlirna Chattanooga, March 20. Eight rebel cavalry made a dash over Taylor Judge yesterday and carried off a num ber of Union citizens. There have been no other rebel movements. New York, March 21. A Wilming ton journal of the Ist says that that town was full of Yankee spies and in cendiaries, and that two or three fires had occurred on the 29th of February. WILSON SHOULD WAKE UP [York Dispatch.] It Is hard for Americans to believs that President Wilson is uctually in competent to direct the foreign affairs of the country. The mess In which our foreign relations have been floun dering is attributed to the demands upon the President's time by the do mestic legislation ho has been pushing through. There is time to retrieve matters from their disgraceful state if Wilson will realize that the condition is re garded as serious by the people. Bryan, of course, lias no aptitude for such concerns and evidently no Interest in the duties of his office; so Wilson will have to be hla own secretary of state.