>&2o(V)er) r«lnTeߣ>su£ By DOROTHY DIX f Women Could Make Resolutions For Men, and Men Could Make Them For Women, Here's What They Would Be o u 1 eel that he was a pig. To learn which is the business end I f a check, and that the 6.05 train • oesn't start at 7.35. To reflec.t that soiye men like to! ee the first act of a play, and prefer ; o get to theater on time. To eat enough at home so that a j ,ian will not have to feed her every | ime he takes her out That wives would try to believe that oing down to work every day is not quivalent to going to a picnic, and | hat a man is not having a hilariously ' ay time when he is wrestling with a! ranky boss, or pin-headed employes, r contankerous customers. That wives would realize that nerves re not an exclusively feminine posses- 1 ion, but that husbands have them, j 00. That wives would regard husbands little more in the light of human eings, and less as family cash reg iters. Their Married Life! By R'.ABEL HERBERT URNER BY MAREI; HERBERT I'RXER this fellow. las pood as told her so— "Well, I'm going to lose .Miss Per- she didn't seem to like it either." y," and Warren dug almost viciously "Oh, you didn't say anything ito his grapefruit. against him?" Helen looked up in dismay. Miss "I hinted pretty strongly that she 'erry had been Warrens stenogra- ought to know a whole lot about a her for over two years, and was ex-i man before she married l.T.n. Miss eptionally accurate. ! ferry's a mighty decent girl, and this "You mean she's leaving? Why, X fellow— well, I don't like his looks." houglit she liked the work so much." J "I suppose she hasn't had many "Got a better job,' grimly. "At I chances." reflected Helen sympathet sast she thinks it's better." ically, "and it's only natural for her "And you just raised her salary (to want a home of her own." hristmas?" indignantly. I "Well, I've my doubts about what "Xot that kind of a job. She's go- j kind of a home he'll give her —on SIS lg to get married." ' a week. That's all he gets." "Oh:" Helen's momentary resent-| nent against Miss Perry was re- ( Mighty Little laced by Intense curiosity. "Who' "Why, that's just what you're pay o?" eagerly. i ing her, isn't It?" "Some fellow she met down there, j "Yes, and they'll And it mighty Ut- Merk in one of the offices." I tie for two to live on.. I'll wager she'll "Do you like him? Do you think, be working again Within a year, he's doing well?' breathlessly. ' He's probably counting on that. Why "Think she's doing a whole lot bet-! doesn't she wait for somebody who er right where she is. Don't take can take care of her?" uuch stock in that fellow." ! Helen was thinking that possibly "Why?" anxiously, for Helen had 1 Miss Perry was afraid there might be lways liked Miss Perry. j no one else, for her opportunities of "Well, I think he drinks, for one | meeting people must be limited, hing." | "Xone of my affair, of course," went "Is he good looking?" on Warren grumpily,"but I hate to see At this very feminine question ! a girl like that throw herself away." Varren shrugged a disdainful, "That's why it's so cruelly hard to "Imitation sport." Ibe a woman. She must choose her "And she's very much in love with j husband from the two or three men lim?" | who happen to ask her—and some "That's right," savagely, "go ahead! : women are asked only once." !"ire some more questions' Want to j "Huh, that's complimentary! So I mow the color of his hair?" i suppose if you'd had a wider choice "Why, Warren," flushing. "I'm nat- you'd have made a better selection." irally interested. I think Miss Perry ; "Possibly," admitted Helen inis leserves somebody worth while." chievously. "Well, she's not getting much in | "Well, if men do have the choosing, { ■; I How Hair Can Be Forced to \ {Grow Luxuriantly And s«ret! eauty •: The Most Captivating Actress on the American Stage and Must Famous Self-Made Beauty, Reveal* More •f Her Own Beauty Secrets By Miss Valeska Suratt T HERE is a world of difference be ! tween a hair tonic and a hair grower, and there are many hair tonics sold as hair growers simply be cause it has been generally assumed that to tone up the hair roots teases them to renewed growth. But this re sult is very meager and as a rule dis appointing. I want to give you here the formula for a real hair-grower, and you will know by actual, visible results that you have at last in your possession a most wonderful article. This formula pro duces a very pronounced effect upon the entire cell-life of the hair from root to tip lt forces hair t n grow. Ton will notice a startling difference ■in the fast increisir hair. In the unusual thickness of its growth, and in tlu ne>v na. . (growing in the thin spots. I would not give up this hair-grower fur all the mi< \ "The Difference In Your Hair In n Short Time Will Be Simply Remnrknhle." lialr tonics in the world. There is no Jong waiting, month in and month out, for results. The growth becomes glo rious, and your ambition is sated far beyond your expectations. Vou will llnd, too. that your hair will very soon stop falling. Mix one-half pint each of water and lUcohol (or take one pint of imported bay rum if you wish) and add one ounce of beta-quino). It is then ready to use. The beta-quinnl costs no more than fifty cents at the drug store. This should be used liberally c .r. .a/ or so. It contains no oil, and Is a de light to use. • • • MISS SUPER To remove hair be tween the eyebrows, on the upper lip, In fact, on any part of the face, arms, •houlders or other part of the body, the best thing Is to apply some simple ■ulfo solution. This has the effect of dissolving away the hair harmlessly, Instead of burning It off and leavinpr a red spot or mark, as do the superflu ous hair removers commonly adver tised. The simple sulfo solution can be obtained at any drug store for one \ WEDNESDAY EVENING That wives wouldn't save all of their jollying for company, as they do the best silver. That wives would realize a husband is always ills wife's biggest baby, and likes to be petted, coddled and showed oir. That wives would give a husband an evening oft occasionally without rais ing a rumpus about it. That wives would go to bed, and go to sleep, instead of waiting up for their husbands at night. That wives would take as much real heart interest in cooking as they do in bridge whist. That wives would spend money with a due appreciation of how hard every dollar comes, instead of burning it up as if it was waste paper. That wives would turn off the tear duct and turn on tne laugh oftener. That wives would quit pitying them selves and bestow a little sympathy on their husbands. That every wife would resolve to spend 1914 in studying how she could make a happy home, instead of trying to find out what Browning thought he thought. What women would resolve for men: To quit blowing tobacco smoke in women's faces and spitting on the side walks and in the street cars where women have to drag their skirts through the tilth. To quit hiding behind a newspaper in the subway when tired-looking women, especially working women, are standing. To quit handing out the old gag about being angels and men's superiors, and then class them politically with the idiot, the criminal and the Insane. To quit batting women about the way they dress, and then all run after the woman with the latest freak gown from Paris on. dollar. This can be used even on the tenderest skin without the least irri tation or danger, and it never fails. MISS T. F. G. Whatever we want in this world we want quick. This applies, too, in the desire for a beau tiful complexion. The weak, low-pow ered face creams that are widely known require many months to pro duce even a partial desired result. Why not use a mixture you nuke your sel, that is far more economical, and that gives results in a fraction of the time? The following formula will give a complexion of exquisite purity, and every blemish, freckle, spot, and all muddiness, will quickly vanish: Mix two tablespoonfuls of glycerine and one ounce of zintone In a pint of hot water. It will form a cream. When cool it is ready to use. The zin tone will cost no more than fifty cents at the drug store. MRS. OLDISH A very remarkable return to youthful appearance is pro duced by a cream made up as follows: To half a pint of hot water, add two ounces of eptol and two tablespoon fuls of glycerine. This forms a cream. When cool, apply regularly, every day, generously. The eptol will cost not more than fifty cents at anv drug store. This cream removes light and deep wrinkles, lines of worry, habit and age, and works fast. No woman should be without it. • • • MRS. T .A. M. —No one can positively } assure you that the bust can be devel- I optd. However, there is only one thing to use, and if anything can do it in your ease, this certainly can do it. Anything mechanical is liable to cause injury. This formula is safe. Mix half a cup of sugar, two ounces of ruetone and a half pint of hot water. Of this take two teaspoonfuls after meals and at bed time. The ruetone you can obtain for one dollar at any drug store. • • • ALL OVER You have wasted a year's time. You can eret rid of black heads in a few minutes. This sounds remarkable, but try It and you will find it true. Get neroxin at any drug store for not more than fifty cents, and sprinkle some of it on a sponge, made wet with hot water, then rub it on the black heads, large and small. Yau will be surprised how effective this W. • • • MISS IMPATIENT There is no cream known that will remove pim ples. A blood cleanser, not merely a blood tonic, is necessary. Nothing can surpass the following for results, and it is perfectly safe. Dissolve twelve ounces of sugar and one ounce of sar sene In half a pint of water. One or two teaspoonfuls of this should be taken after meals. This is very eco nomical and never falls. • • • MRS. S. R. H.—For the shampoo dis solve one teaspoonful of eggol In half a cup of hot water. You can get, for twenty-five cents at any drug store, enough eggol to last you for at least a dozen shampoos. This eggol shampoo has wonderful cleansing properties, and far exceeds even the best soap, or any other article for the purpose I ever used. It leaves the hair, too, easy to do up and glossy.—Advertisement. To /Ulit lambasting: women for net l? 8 ' , idiots - while they flock around tjie little goose who rolls her eyes at ;i} en J. a . nd asks silly questions, and let the high-browed college graduate paper the walls at parties. That husbands would resolve that it isn t giving- a wife a square deal to marry her because she is a parlor orna ment and then expect her to be a kitchen utensil. That husbands would realize that it's Just as much up to the father to walk the baby with the colic as it is to the mother. That husbands would realize that all work and no play makes Mary a dull girl, and tl'at if you want to keep a wife satisfied with her job you must , give her an occasional treat." That husbands would realize that marriage doesn't make a woman lose! her sweet tooth, and that she is just ! as fond of bonbons, conversational and otherwise, after the wedding dav ; as she was before. T* 111 :' husbands would realize that a lady Is still a lady, even though she I happens to be a man's wife, and is i entitled to be treated as such. That husbands would realize that to I give a wife an allowance instead of making her ask for every nickel not only saves her self-respect, but pre ve2fs " le daily family row over money, i That husbands would resolve to make their wives bless the day they I got married, Instead of spending their time wondering what on earth made them marry at all and how thev hap- ' pened to get the husband wished on them that they did. Of course, no man believes that he I has got any real faults, or could be improved for the better. The same! way about a woman. But how each I could improve the other if only thev could make the other one over! they some times show blamed poor judgment." "Now, dear, that's not a nice re mark!" "How about yours?" It was all so childish that Helen laughed outright. "Here,' thrusting at her his empty cup. "But, dear," seriously as she poured the coffee, ''don't you think most i women in Miss Perry's position marry I men inferior to themselves? Isn't the woman clerk who makes $lB to S2O a week superior to the man in the same position?" "In most cases, I suppose she is," ; admitted Warren. "Then don't you see how limited 1 are her chances for marrying well? And Miss Perry must be at least 25 or, 26. Oh, I can understand, she's waited ! this long and hasn't had any better j chance, and now " "Well, she doesn't have to marrv, does she?" curtly. "She's got a goo'd j job. Why chuck it for some no-ac- j count fellow?" "Oh, that's the woman of it," mused ! Helen sadly. "She wants to feel that! she BELONGS to some one." Warren pushed back his chair with an impatient gesture. "Hull! Belonging to some one on $lB per isn't what it's cracked up to be. She's had that much to spend on her self. Wait till she tries to make it pay the rent, the grocer, and all the other bills. She's making the mistake of her life." Was She? Was she ? \\ ould Miss Perry be happier in marrying this man, in Knowing something of the wonuer ot wifehood and motherhood, even though many hardships came with it? or had she better keep her independ ence, her comfortable salary, and her prospects of old maidhood? All morning Helen's mind revolved about Miss Perry. She was neither girl of unmistakable refinement. It girl of unmistaKable refinement. It ivas hard to think of her as being en gaged to a sporty-looking youth. Soon alter luncheon Warren called up about some papers. He tnought he had left tliem in the inside vest pocket of the suit he had worn yesteruay. ne neld the phone while Helen looked. "Yes, they're here." "All right, get a messenger, will you, and hustle them down?" "Why, dear, can't I bring them my self? I'm coming down this afternoon about those cards —you know I want to try your engraver this time." "All right, but don't make it later than four." Helen had thought only of saving the needless expense of the messen ger, but now she realized she would i see Miss Perry. She wondered if she' would speak of her engagement. It was 3,30 when Helen entered the | towering United Trust Building, on the seventeenth floor of which War ren had his offices. As she went up in one of the huge bronze elevators, she thought of Miss Perry coming here day after day. Helen Understands y Wonderful as was the atmosphere of this great office building with its increasing hum and activity—it was not a woman's atmosphere. And Helen could understand how Miss Perry might be longing to leave it all, for a little home of her own— even thought that home meant only the cheapest of tiny flats. Down the marbled hall, and Helen paused before the door of Warren's office. The outer room was empty. She started into his private office, then paused. It was Miss Perry's voice talking over the phone. "Of course the rooms are not very large, and it's four flights up, but it's better than anything else we've seen at twenty. And the janitor said they'd repaper the living room." "Oh, what do you think Mr. Curtis asked me this morning? If I hadn't better get a woman to do my house work and not give up my position. Of course, I said you wouldn't hear to that." "Why, Will I—l thought you were so positive about my not going on," there was an unmistakable quiver in her voice, "I thought you had decided I was to give this up?" "Of COURSE, we can manage! And if you're promoted this Fall we can have a wonderful litlte home! And that's what I want so—a home. Do you know," hopefully, "I think I might get some copying to do there? I could rent a machine. Mr. Curtis would give me any extra work he had, and I know several other lawyers. Oh, I'd love to do that. It's only keeping on with the office work that I dread. Somehow I I wouldn't feel quite married." The door opened, a postman en tered, threw down some letters and slammed out. Then Helen realized that she was deliberately listening. She started intr> the inner room, but Miss Perry was Jow saying good-by. "We'll talk it over this evening," as she hung up the receiver. Then seeing Helen she started up in con fusion. "Oh. Mrs. Curtis!" "I've brought these papers for Mr. Curtis. He isn't here now?" "No, but he said he'd be back by four." "Oh, then I'll not wait. I'll just ! leave them with you." Miss Perry took the papers, looking I at Helen with shining eyes. "I—l wonder if Mr. Purtis told vou x HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH BOLERO SUGGESTED IN FANCY BLOUSE Plain and Figured Material or Lace With Fancy Goods Is Fashionable 8184 Fioey B 34 to 43 bust, WITH LONG OR THREE-QUARTER SLEEVES. New blouses show many interesting features. Among them, vest effects ana the use of contr sting materials are con spicuous and this one includes both and also gives the bolero suggestion that is new and smart. The blouse portion is cut all in one piece with the sleeves joined to it at the drooping shoulder line and the vest portions are stitched to the blouse. Plain and figured foulard are the materials illustrated but it is easy to think of many two materials that would make a good effect. Crfpe de chine with lace or shadow net would be exceedingly dainty and, for a more sturdy gown, wool crfipe with flowered silk would be charm ing while the new taffetas lend them selves to such treatment with perfect success. For the medium size, the blouse will require i% yds. of plain material 27, iW yds. 36, 1 yds. 44 in. wide, with iJ-jj yds. of figured 27 I*4 yds. 36, % yd. 44 and 1 Yi yds. of ruffling. The pattern of the blouse 8184 is out in sixes from 34 to 42 inches bust measure. It will be mailed to any address by the Fashion Department of this paper, on receipt of ten cents. Bowman's sell May Manton Patterns. that I'm leaving him next week? I'm to be married very aoon." Helen had always thought Miss Perry plain, but she was not plain now. Her face was illumined. Congratulations "Yes, he spoke of it this morning." Helen held out her hand impulsively. "You have my best wishes. I hope you'll be very, very happy." When Helen went back down the hall to the elevator she saw only Miss Perry's face, tremulously,. qulverlngly happy—transfigured by love. Alter all, life gives us our happi ness only in moments and these were Miss Perry's moments. As she left the building Helen paused on the steps to look into the faces of the mass of people that hur ried by. How strained, anxious, wor ried or querulous all of them were! And these faces typified their lives— except for the moments! Even if Miss Perry could know that she mast pay for her moments with years of sordidness, might she not still choose to take them? Might she not rather be swayed once to the very heights—than never to know them at all? MI-O-NA FIRST AID TO SICK STOMACHS Distress after eating, belching of gas and undigested food, that lump of lead feeling In the stomach, sick head ache, biliousness and lack of energy, indicate dyspepsia. Now —at once—ls the time to remove the cause and stop the distress. Mi-o-na is the remedy. Surely get a box of these health-restoring tablets from any druggist to-day. Their ac tion Is safe, effective and immediate. Besides quickly stopping the distress Ml-o-na soothes the irritated walls of the stomach and strengthens the gas tric glands so that they pour out their daily supply of digestive materials — your food is promptly digested and assimilated, the entire system is prop erly nourished —you feel strong, ener getic, and perfectly well. Mi-on-a is not an experiment—ia not a cure-all—lt's a scientific remedy recommended only for Indigestion dis tress and out-of-order stomachs. These health-giving and harmless tablets are a household remedy keep them handy whether at home or traveling. Always sold by H. C. Kennedy, on the money back if not benefited plan. You can surely afford to try a fifty cent box < f JM-o-na on this basis.—Adver tisement. RELIEF FROM CONSTIPATION It's Me For Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets That Is the joyful cry of thousands since Dr. Edwards produced Olive Tab lets, the substitute for calomel. Dr. Edwards, a practicing physician for 17 years and calomel's old-time enemy, discovered the formula for Olive Tablets while treating patients for chronic constipation and torpid livers. Dr. Edwards, a practicing physician contain calomel, but a healing, sooth ing vegetable laxative. No griping is the "keynote" of these little sugar coated, olive-colored tablets. They cause the bowels and liver to act nor mally. They never force them to un natural action. If you have a "dark brown mouth" now and them—a bad breath—a dull, tired feeling sick headache torpid liver and are constipated, you'll find quick, sure and only pleasant results from one or two little Dr. Edwards' Olive Tablets at bedtime. Thousands take one or two every night Just to keep light. Try them. 10c sun] 25C per box. The Olive Tablot Co.. Columbus, O. At all druggists. 4d vertiseincnt. jilllllllllllllllllllllllllll mThe Foundation of Good Health ■ ■ Is Good Blood! I Art you pals? Ars you wook? Ars I Novo you pimples or bolls? Do you == you no lonjor ambitious or onorgotlo? | suffor from hoadaehss, low spirits? S=j BgrH Then you are anaemic—your blood is thin, lacking in healthy, strength' ESS giving red corpuscles. Then your blood is impure—and your liver is not up —-I n to its task of clearing the blood from the poisons accumulated. ~=== m —! 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Don't wait until you are laid low by some serious costly sickness! ©u m•„ _ , Take this "Di»cor«ry" now and learn what it will Now Enjoys tho Bsst = of Health eood rich blood to hare a livar which wiU keep SSHBB your blood clean and pure—to have bowels to ; "I was troubled with eeze- *, e " re»ulated that they will free jraur intern SSSSSJ ma from the crown of mv of P»»onou. wa.te matter.. r= bead to the soles of my feet," —SS writes Mrw. Ella Qtiick.of D+- *~~ ford, M*e kit/an. "Could not You will be thankful you nave at your command so effective and Thou»ht^'there° r was^io reliable an aid to health, strength, good looks and good feelings. Uggssz for me—at least the doctor . , „,. said there was none. I went ■ c * n otnain Dr. Pierce » Golden Medl-al Discovery to see friends at Christmas- m tablet or liquid form from dealers In medicines—or tlme and there heard of the "end 50 one-cent stamps for « trial box of the tablets »ood that Dr. Pierce's Golden t° Dr. PIERCE, Invalids Hotel, Buffalo, New York. Medical Discovery had done «—-——' of the 'Golden Medical Discovery' and used the 'All- D . . . ni ~ , _ _ Healing Salve,* which made a complete cure. It was slow Head chapter VI on the Blood in the Corr Vion Sense Msdical Adviser - but aure. lam well and enjoy health the beat I ever did raeei P t ©*3 l one-cent stamps—a French cloth-bound book of in my life." 1008 PW»« Address: Dr. R. V. PIERCE. Buffalo, Ntw Yofk. \ GAME ASSOCIATION BANQUET Lebanon, Pa.. March 4.—One hun dred members of the Lebanon County Fish and Game Protective Association last evening enjoyed a banquet which was participated in by N. R. Buller, ; State Fish Commissioner; N. B. Critch ; field. State Secretary of Agriculture, : and Congressman A. S. Kreider, of Annville, all of whom made speeches, i State Senator D. P. Gerberich was the j toastmaster. BRAKEMEX INJURED Halifax. Pa.. March 4. William Bower, of McClellan, had a severe fall I on Monday while riding cars over the l scales at the office of the coal com pany. The brake on the car which he was riding did not work and he lost control of the car and it struck an other draft of loaded cars, throwing ! him from the car to the track. I HOW A BROOKLYN GIRL Got Strong and Well Again, Grace D. Lamb, of Brooklyn, N. Y., j says: "I was all run-down and on j the verge of nervous prostration. I j could not sleep for pain In my back, jln all I was a wreck. A friend told ! me what Vinol had done for her llt | tie girl, so I tried it. I noticed an I improvement after the first bottle. I j could sleep well, my appetite lm i proved, and after taking three fcottles I am strong and well again." Vinol is the most efficient strength creator for such women. It is the medicinal elements of the cod's livers contained In Vinol, aided by the blood making and strengthening properties of tonic iron, which makes it so far superior to all other tonics to build •up health and strength for weak, j tired, ailing women. It contains no ! oil and has a delicious taste. We give back your money if Vinol does not do all that we claim. Geo. A. Gorgas, Druggist, Harrisburg, Pa. Vinol is sold in Steelton, Pa., by T. Prowell. P. S. If you have any skin trouble try Saxo Salve. We guarantee it.— Advertisement. IF BUCK HIS ~ BEGIN ON SUITS Flush your Kidneys occasionally if you eat meat regularly No man or woman who eats meat regularly can make amistake by flush ing the kidneys occasionally, says a well-known authority. _ Meat forms uric acid, which clogs the kidney pores so they sluggishly Alter or strain only part of the waste and poisons from the blood; then you get sick. Nearly all rheumatism, headaches, liver trouble, nervousness, constipation, diz ziness, sleeplesness, bladder disorders come from sluggish kidneys. The moment you feel a dull ache In the kidneys or your back hurts, or if the urine is cloudy, offensive, full of sediment, irregular of passage or at tended by a sensation of scalding, get about four ounces of Jad Salts from any reliable pharmacy and take a tablespoonful in a glass of water be fore breakfast for a few davs and your kidneys will then act fine. This famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon Juice, combined with Hthla and has been used for generations to flush clogged kidneys and stimulate them to activity, also to neutralize the acid In urine so it no longer causes irritation, thus ending bladder dis orders. Jad Salts is Inexpensive and cannot injure; makes a delightful effervescent llthia-water drink which all regular meat eaters should take now and then to keep the kidneys clean and the blood pure, thereby avoiding sprlous kidney complications.—Advertisement. Cumberland VaHny Railroad TIMETABLE In Kdect November .