10
That's What You Get For Not Having a College Education By "Bud" Fisher
HARRISBURG ROUNDUP
WILL SIT TODAY
Tri-State Managers Show Activity
in Planning For the Ap
proaching Season
With the ai-rlval of Manager George
(.■Socklll in Harclsburg to-day began
the rounding up of the Harrlsburg
squad from which will bo picked the
team for the coming season.
With the exception of Manager
7;eke Wrlgley, of Trenton,-all Trl-State
managers have arranged for the pre
liminary games. Manager Heckert
signed Ills first two men yesterday for
the York club when the contracts of
Carl Williams, pitcher, and Allen
Boyne, tnflelder, were received. Other
contracts are expected dally.
Reading fans are very much elated
over the announcement of George M.
Graham, president of the league, to
the effect that Connie Mack, manager
of the world's champions. Is financially
interested in the "Pretzels" this year
and will use the team as a farm during
the season.
Wilmington will lose several good
players from last year's team, but
Manager Jackson has already made
preliminary arrangements for filling
their places. The only trouble he is
experiencing now is with Doc Kerr,
who does not want to play with the
Chicks. Kerr claims he was not ten
dered a contract prior to February 1
and hence is a free agent. Jackson
says he did get a contract.
Allentown will report for practice
April 20 and two days later will piay
its first game, with the Gettysburg
College team. Albright College, Leb
anon Valley and other fast collegiate
nines will follow.
1 Canterbury /
//■ L. J!f The season's VajjL
II \ /fif"-/ pleasing
Bnt * * ) °' 3U ' ar
-ifrZ Ide Silver \
Collars
2 for 2K*
•Mi \ For Sale by
_ SIDES & SIDES
UO€Snf SPfCMa
at the toe.
liiiniintDiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiijiiiiiiniii
SACRIFICE SALE USED
PEERLESS T ARS
Th«»e cars have been turned In by customers wlio have
ordered new Locomobiles. We must move these cars now,
a» we need the room.
I 913 PEERLESS 6-
Overhauled and repainted; complete equipment: electric
lighting and starting outfit. Has the appearance of a brand
new car.
Cost SSOOO. MAKE OFFER
ltlt PEERLESS UMOCSISE WITH EXTRA TOURING
BODY— Coat $5500. Our Price SIOOO
1909 PEERLESS LIMOUSIXE WITH EXTRA TOLHI.NG
BODY_ Cost $5500. Our Price $650
1009 PEEHLESS LIMOUSINE
Cost $5500. Our Price ss.'>o
A bona fide automobile Investment. The cars are
rsady for your inspection and demonstration.
The LOCOMOBILE COMPANY OF AMERICA
2314-22 MARKET STREET, PHILA.
Phone—Locust 450—Race 3360.
IHEIASTE lELLS IHE I ALE.
WEDNESDAY EVENING
Yale Easy Winner;
Snowed Penn Under
Special to Tht Teitgraph
New Haven. Conn., Feb. 25. —The
University of Pennsylvania basketball
team lost to Yale in a slow game last
night by the score of 20 to 8. The
first half started with a rush, Penn
sylvania scoring first on a free throw
by Bloom and Smith . scored a field
goal as soon as the ball was put In
play. Bloom tied it up 2 to 2. Neither
side scored for five minutes, although
both teams rained shots around the
basket. The Penn team passed all
around the Yale team, but could not
score, missing shot after shot under
the basket.
In the second half the Yale team
started with a terrific clip and scored
goals from all angles, and the Penn
team seemed to be fagged out, Arnold
leading in the scoring.
Swihart, Smith and Arnold were
the Yale stars, and Wallace and Freed
played the best game for Pennsylva
nia. The line-up and summary:
Yale. Pennsylvania.
Stackpole, f. (Crane) Builett, f.
Arnold, f. Freed, f.
Smith, c. Freed, f. < Hard -
Swihart, g. wick, Connolly)
(Olsen) Seelbach, c.
Wilson, g. Bloom, g.
(Whelan) Wallace, g.
Field goals, Arnold 3, Smith, Swi
hart 2, Stackpole 2, Freed, Wallace.
Foul goals. Smith 4, Bloom 4. Ref
eree, Thorpe. Columbia. Time of
halves. 20 minutes.
BITS OF SPORTS
With four-men teams the Pennsyl
vania Railroad Young Men's Christian
Association bowliijg series match was
closely contested, the Superintendent's
Office team winning from the Passen
ger Trainmaster's, margin 169 pins.
The West Fairview team won last
night's pool match, defeating Midway
team; score, 196 to 139.
The Federal League will open the
season April 25.
The New Cumberland duckpin bowl
ers last night defeated the Superiors;
margin, 12 pins.
The Hassett five will play the Mount
Washington Lyceum team of tossers
from Pittsburgh. This game is one of
the hardest for Hassett this season.
AVillie Hoppe at Chicago last night
defeated George Sutton in the second
block of 500 points in the 1,500
championship 18.2 balkline billiard
match 541 to 74. Hoppe ran out in
four innings, an average run of
a new world's record.
"Hank" O'Day has been retained by
the new owners of the Chicago Cubs.
Bowlers representing Mrs. H. B.
McCormick's Class in the Pine Street
Presbyterian Sunday School League
last night won from H. B. McCor
mick's Class: margin. 212 pins.
&ARRISBURG TELEGRAPH
"Hans" Wagner Has Anniversary
jtlu rcg&v 'v| BV
The Pirates" famous shortstop was 40 years old yesterday. He was not
overlooked by hii? friends who sent their congratulations. Wagner is the
only holdout on the Pittsburgh team. He wants more money. .
E.izabethtown Gir!s Winner;
Defeated St. Cecilia Tossers
Visitors Had More Weight Which Was a Big Factor in Last
Night's Victory; Close Score
la an exciting and brilliantly played
game by girls' basketball teams the
Ellzabethtown five last night on Cath
edral floor defeated the St. Cecilia
Girls, score 8 to 6.
Weight was a factor in the victory
of the Ellzabethtown girls, but the
visitors showed the results of careful
training, passed well, were strong In
guarding and excelled in goal shoot
ing. The first half ended with a score
of 4 to 2 for the visitors.
Four girls did the scoring through-
GIANTB WIN AGAIN
The Giants walked away with the
match In the Casino League series last
night, defeating the Cardinals by a
margin of 67 pins. Krall, of the Car
dinals, had both high scores, 197 for
| high game and 557 for high total.
1 Upholstering |
] ; DECORATING of all kinds ] !
| ; AWNINGS made to order | !
J I CARPETS sewed and laid ] !
Call upon or phone
| JOS. COPLINSKY ji
|i [ Successor to H. A. Vollmrr, ] '
12081/2 N. Third St.
||WHi'IIIIII;M|
j Non-greasy Toilet Cream keeps
I the skin soft and velvety In rough
weather. An exquisite toilet prep
aration, 25c.
(iOROAS DRUG STOIIES
I 18 N. Third and P. R. R. station
II
out the game. Miss Kngle and Miss
Falkenstein scored all the points for
Elizabethtown. Miss Eckenrode and
Miss Sweeny were the Harrlsburg
stars. The work of Miss Kline, a for
ward for the visitors, also attracted
much attention. The guarding of Miss
Hilton, for Elizabethtown, and Miss
Kelley, for St. Cecilia, deserves spe
cial mention. Between the halves the
Hassett Juniors defeated the Eliza
bethtown High School five, score 68
to 9.
Ban Johnson Active;
Federal League Quakes
Chicago, Feb. 25.—There is one man
in organized baseball who Is going hot
foot after the Federal League. His
name Is Ban Johnson.
Johnson is said to have lined up
Charles P. Taft, who purchased Mur
phy's Interests in the Cubs. Ban's plan
is said to call for the sale of the Chica
go Cubs' stock, now owned by Taft. to
Charles Weeghman, owner of the Chi
cago Federal League franchise, at the
same price Taft paid Murphy, said to
be $503,500. That would take from
the Federals one of their principal
backers.
Ban would then force Hedges to sell
out his interests in the St. Louis
Browns to Otto Stlfel, the Federal
League backer in the Missouri city
and guarantee to the Ward brothers!
of New York, that organized baseball
would make good any losses they sus
tained through preliminary work, if
they abandon their plan of placing a
Federal team in Brooklyn.
FEDERALS WANT MATH E WSOIV •
OFFER WILL BE CONSIDERS®
l*>s Angeles, Cal., Feb. 25.—"1 have
received the Federals' offer and I will
give it careful and serious consid
eration." Christy Mat hewson said last
night In regard to a proposition made
him to manage the Brooklyn Federal
League team at his own terms.
"It Is not only the salary. There
are a number of other
which eater into the matter," said.
Distinctively Individual
l^tal
Coupons can be exchanged for distinctive Gifts
jHHH
AflHpK 0 rr AV ywma
Frank Chance
Hg& -
wl^
i jBMHjT' *• <?; a
The popular manager of the New
York Yankees and former "Peerless
Leader of the Chicago Cubs, who, it is
said may be shifted back to his old
berth In the Windy City, now that
Chubby Charles Murphy has been
ousted.
BIG EATERS GET
KIDNEY TROUBLE
Take Salts at first sign of Blad
der irritation or
Backache
The American men and women must
guard constantly against Kidney
trouble, because we eat too much
and all our food is rich. Our blood is
filled with uric acid which the kidneys
strive to filter out, they weaken from
overwork, become sluggish; the ellmi
natlve tissues clog and the result is
kidney trouble, bladder weakness and
a general decline in health.
When your kidneys feel like lumps
of lead; your back hurts or the urine
is cloudy, full of sediment or you are
obliged to seek relief two or three
times during the night; if you suffer
with sick headache or dizzy, nervous
spells, acid stomach, or you have rheu
matism when the weather is bad, get
from your pharmacist about four
ounces of Jad Salts; take a table
spoonful in a glass of water before
breakfast for a few days and your
kidneys will then act fine. This famous
Baits Is made from the acid of grapes
and lemon juice, combined with lithia,
and has been used for generations to
flush and stimulate clogged kidneys;
to neutralize the acids in the urine so
it no longer is a source of irritation,
thus ending bladder disorders.
Jad Salts is inexpensive; cannot In
jure, makes a delightful effervescent
lit.hla-water beverage, and belongs in
every home, because nobody can make
a mistake by having. a good kidney
flushing any time.—Advertisement
FEBRUARY 25, 1914.
DILLON XOW A HEAVYWEIGHT
Special to The Telegraph
Indianapolis, Ind., Feb. 25. Jack
Dillon, who was regarded as one of the
stars of the middleweight division a
year ago, has taken on weight so rap
idly within the last six months that
he is compelled to join the heavy
weight class. Dillon will make his
first appearance as a heavyweight on
March 3 against Jim Flynn, of Pueblo, !
in a ten-round go at a boxing show in I
Kansas City.
NEW HURDLE RECORD
By Associated Press
New York. Feb. 25. —John J. Eller,
of the Irish-American Athletic Club,
equaled his own world's record for the
120-yard low hurdles in the lirst an
nual indoor games of St. John's Col
lege, held at the Thirteenth Regiment
Armory, Brooklyn. Filer's time for
the distance was 14 2-5 seconds.
YORK BANQUET IS OFF
.Special to The Telegraph
York, Pa., Feb. 25. —Manager Heck
ert, of the York Tri-State team, is busy
these days arranging his line-up for
the opening of the season.
The banquet to the players has been
called off until President Graham re
turns from his southern trip. Then,
a booster day will be set.
PENN CUTS SQUAD
Special to The Telegraph
Philadelphia, Feb. 25. Lack of
gymnasium space made It necessary
for Coach Walter Carlss to cut Penn's
baseball squad. In all fifty men were
dropped and seventy will train. The
entire squad will practice out doors as
soon as the weather permits.
I can imitate most everything
but the mind, and that's the
reason the cigars that look like
t
King Oscar 5c Cigars
don't smoke like them . Fifty
years of "know how" is the secret
of that quality that's immune from
imitation.
I -
MURPHY RECEIVES CHECK
Special to The Telegraph
a, y York, Feb. 25.—Charles Webb
Murphy got a check for $603,500 for
nis fifty-three shares of stock in the
Chicago Cubs, according to inside in
lormation that came yesterday from
one of the magnates who was at the
Cincinnati ceremonies. Murphy at
first held out for SIO,OOO a share, but
finally agreed to the smaller, figure.
FAMOUS DROP KICKER DEAD
New York, Feb. 25.—Alexander
Moffatt, a famous back at Princeton
in the eighties, and one'of the great
est drop-kickers in the history of foot
ball, died to-day at the Presbyterian
Hospital of pneumonia. He was taken
to the hospital Saturday and failed to
rally. He had not been feeling well
for some time. He was a civil engi
neer.
APPEAL OF OLYMPIC CASH
London, Feb. 25. —The British Olym
pic committee has decided to make
another appeal for a fund of $200,000
to provide effective representation at
the Olympic games to be held at Ber
lin in 1916.