XSgQMen r a AlnTeߣys The Price of Happiness; Only the Poor Have It By DOROTHY DIX Who most | real pleasure r,ch p cop,e ° r -tflffiEeSipoor people'.' Is hap piness for sale over the like a peck potatoes or diamond tiara, and can only those pur »■ - • l *Ti cliase it wlo have jfjjm Natlir price? fPJte' h The other day two j£g|' /•; clerks.strong,healthy I ■£pT # young fellows earn- Kj i"K fairly good sul- WUS.. .-tries and on the way hiiiffito,. . to do better, wero fiv discussing the an- Hii;' lioiincenicnt that Mr. [■■ Vincent Astor pro. posed to fly down to town every morning In a hydroplane from his place up the Hudson. They were fairly shocked at the thought of a millionaire taking such risks with hi» precious life. It seemed almost sacrilegious to them for anybody with that much money to even take a clianco at getting killed. "Gee!" exclaimed one of the youths. "If I was as rich as he Is I'd be so afraid of getting hurt I would go about In a goat cart surrounded by a steal cage. You wouldn't catch me doing any death-defying leap in a hydroplane, or aeroplane, or even an automobile." "Ton are right," agreed the other young man. "If 1 had as much to live for as he has I wouldn't even cross a street for fear of being run over by a perambulator until they had stopped traffic both ways." Thereupon the two young men, feel ing that there wasn't any particular purpose in exercising nny especial pre caution In preserving the lives of thir ty-dollar-a-week clerks, proceeded to divert themselves by riding motorcycles and engaging in other dangerous amusements In which they found the keenest enjoyment. Poor Have the I,thirty That Is Ponn datlou of Happiness And It never occurred to either one of them that in so doing they were disproving, in the most conclusive man ner, their own theory that wealth brings happiness, and the more money people have the more fun they get out Burgess Wants No Business on "Go-to-Church" Sunday Special to The Telegraph Columbia, Pa., Feb. 21.-—Columbia j will observe "Go-to-Church Sunday" I to-morrow and from present indica- j tions a largo portion of the population will attend divine worship in the vari ous churches. Chief Burgess Detweiler has issued : an address to the citizens, by request i of the ministers, in which he appeals ' to all business men to close their Mores, restaurants, ice cream parlors and suspend ail business for the day. in order to give everybody an oppor tunity to attend church. The appeal also calls upon social and other or ganizations to close for one day. BAKER'S COCOA tis Pure a Good KNOWN THE WORLD OVER AS THE COCOA OF HIGH QUALITY Its delicious flavor and perfect digestibility make it a food drink of exceptionally great value. To avoid inferior imitations, consumers should be sure oi«« to % et the B enuine with our trade*mark on the package. WALTER BAKER CO. Ltd. DORCHESTER. 78 MASS. ( GOFF'S ! and Drug Law Necessary j r Syrup SpS A esla M s ked our own Pure Food and Drug Law A IfsS: f ™ years ago—and haven't changed it since. No one 9R RELICVCS CROUP U Can c credit for protecting you against GOFF'S COUGH SYRUP I because Goffs contains nothing harmful. It is made solely from i>«w*3chsco JjPJJ herbs that were used for their medicinal value long before Pure V Food and Drug Laws were ever thought of. Not a bit of such harmful drugs as Opium, Morphine and Chloroform are used in Goff s Cough Syrup. GofTs is a pure, harmless, old-fashioned cough mixture that relieves without "doping" the system. Goff's Cough Syrup cures coughs because the herbs used in making it loosen and raise 1 the phlegm and soothe and heal the inflamed membrane. A For Bronchitis, Coughs, Colds in the chest and throat, threatened Pneumonia, Hoarseness, Influenza, Grippe, 1 A Croup, Whooping Cough and all inflammation and irrita- Jm : tion of the respiratory organs, Goff*s Cough Syrup I Sold by all Dealers in 25-cent and J^a^SCOQSDy r igji| I 50-cent Bottles —and your Money J&L- ** 1111 l | Back by the it fails to I : . • j SATURDAY EVENING, |of living. For the mere fact that we are poor enough and Inconspicuous enough to do as we please without its making a particle of difference to the balance of the world, or calling for a headline in a newspaper, means lib erty, which is the very foundation stone of happiness, and that is a lux ury that the poor rich man never knows. We are continually culled upon to weep over the pathetic fate of poor children whose home Is the street and whose playground the gutter. We might ns well shed other tears over the sad lot of the multi-millionaire baby whose cradle is guarded by armed detectives, whose food is regulated by a high-priced doctor, whoso toys are sterilized, who has only a bowing ac quaintance with its parents, and who never knows what it is to have one single hour of natural, untrammeled freedom. Poor children arc happier than rich children, and they have a better chance In life, for it is the curse of wealth that It kills ambition and numbs effort. Someone said to a very rich self-made man once that he had given ills son every advantage of education. "Yes," replied the wise old man sadly, "every advantage but the greatest ad vantage of all—poverty. I couldn't give my son the clianco in life I had myself." Certainly, however, the vast majority of people believe that wealth brings happiness and that a young man as rich as Vincent Astor, say, gets more real fun out of living that does the youth In moderate circumstances —the young man who, by his own efforts, is making a comfortable Income. How do they figure this out? Not In physical comfort. No matter how rich a man may be he cannot eat more than one good dinner at a time, and that has to be of plain food habitu ally. or else he acquires dyspepsia, which Is 110 respecter of pocketbooks. He cannot sleep in but one bed. He cannot wear but one suit of clothes at a time. After a Certain I'olnt Riches Add Noth ing to Your Comfort He can enjoy no more heat In Win ter, nor breezes In Summer; use no more light, nor more bath tubs, than I Miss Jessie Wenrich Is Bride of Frank Witmer Special to The Telegraph Penbrook, Pa., Feb. 21. —Miss Jessie Wenrich, of Main street, and Frank | Witmer, of Twenty-flrst and State ; streets, were married at Canton, Pa., j yesterday by the Rev. George Wen | rich, pasto" of the United Brethren | Church of that town. I The couple left Harrisburg yester ! da> morning after Miss Wenrich had quietly left this town to avoid the old-fashioned reception which had been planned for them by their friends. She boarded a car, was joined by the groom in Harrisburg and the couple left on an early morning train. Arriving at Canton, they were met by any man of moderate means. After you reach a certain not very exalted point of wealth in these days of mod ern conveniences the purchasing power of money is nil in bringing: you physi cal-comfort. Work? That's not a misfortune, but a blessing. Work is excitement, thrill, never-dying game on earth, and the man who gets up every morning with the knowledge that there's going to be H fresh deal of the cards, and that he's got to pit his skill and diplomacy and intelligence against the champions of his community, has got something to live* for. Besides, no other people on earth work so ham and so drearily as thoso whoso solo occupation is killing time. .. You it must be de lightful to be kowtowed to because your are rich? Perhaps so. Jf you have been poor and made the money yourself, because that means that von have fought the fight and won out. But there's nothing to be chesty about —no thrill of gratified vanity in money that you have inherited. It takes luck, and not talent, to be born with a bank book in your mouth. Friendship? That's the choicest pleasure in life, but it's reserved ex clusively for the delight of the poor. No rich man has any friends, because experience of toadies and sycophants lias taught him to be so suspicious of everybody that he trusts nobody and believes in the sincerity of no one. Love Is a Paradise I'rom Which Cupid Unrs the Ttiuli Mail Love? A paradise before which Cupid stands with a golden sword anil turns the millionaire away. No rich man may ever even hope to be loved for himself alone. He is the prey of the adventuress, of the avaricious, the scheming woman who is willing to sell her soul for money and position. How little domestic happiness is found in the homes of the very rich the divorce court records prove. The truth is that money doesn't buy happiness, and the man with a moder ate income can get far' more pleasure out of living than the millionaire can. Which is a comforting thpught for the vast majority of us who are engaged in the exciting and pleasurable sport of aliasing the wolf from the door. relatives, after which they were mar ried by the bride's uncle. After a short wedding tour they will return to this town, where they will make their home. Mrs. Witmer was formerly employed in Harrisburg. Mr. Witmer is an inspector for the Penn sylvania Railroad. NEW POSTMASTERS NAMED Special io The Telegraph Waynesboro, Pa., Feb. 212. —S. J. Geesaman has been appointed post master at Rouzerville to succeed George W. Knipe, resigned. Ho ex pecest to take charge April 1. David W. Brown has received a telegram from Dashington announc ing that his name lias been conlirmed by the Senate as postmaster at Mont Alto. HARRISBURG TELEGRAPH THIS CUFF SKIRT IS SOMETHING NEW Turned-up Band at Bottom of Skirt and Peg Top Drapery 8160 Semi-Princesse Dress for Misses and Small Women, 16 and 18 years. WITH ONE-PIECE SKIRT TO BE MADE WITH OR WITHOUT CUFF, WITH LONG OR ELBOW SLEEVES. The cuff skirt or the one that is trimmed with a turned up portion is new and smart and _ has practical advantages. The doubling of the material means strength and, if the cuff becomes slightly worn, it can be removed to leave the under portion fresh. Altogether, this costume is an interesting one. The drapery over the hips gives tne peg top effect so much in demand and the surplice blouse is trimmed to suggest the raglan idea. As shown here, the frock is made of silk and wool crepe with a chemisette of net and trimming of banding, but almost every seasonable material that will drape prettily can be used. Poplin is to be a favorite of the coming season, however, and will make up attractively in this way. The new taffetas are wonderfully supple . and beautiful and, for the trimming and chemisette, whatever harmonizes with the special material can be used. For the 16 year size, the dress w ill re quire 6 yds. of material 27. 5 yds. 36, 4H yds. 44 in. wide, with 9'g yd. 27 in. wide for the chemisette, 2 yds. of banding. The pattern 8160 is cut in for girls of 16 and 18 years. It will be mailed to any address by the Fashion Depart ment of this paper, on receipt of tea ccau. Bowman's sell May Munlon Patterns. lAMuseeoeflTs MAJESTIC To-day, matinee and night, Lyman H. Howe's Travel Festival "How Uncle Sam Built the Panama Canal." All next week, starting; Monday, three times daily "Traffic In Souls," a thrilling: story In moving pictures. ORPHEIM Keith Vaudeville —Every afternoon and evening. roi.oMAi, Vaudeville and Pictures—Every after noon and evening. I.VMAN 11. HOWE It is said that when one sees the moving picture reproduction of the Panama Canal which Lyman H. Howo Ift presenting in his Travel Festival ut tho Majestic Theater to-day. matinee and night, it is easy to understand what master hand was necessary to direct the enormous work. The fiery geysers of Yellowstone , Park, which act as a "safety valve" for ■ mother earth, also constitute a big feature of Howe's new program.—Ad vertisement. "TRAFFIC IN SOULS" The last word and best work in "Movies" is promised in "Traffic In Souls," wliich will be presented at the Majestic Theater all next week, start ing Monday with three performances every day at -:30, 7 and 8 p. m. Founded on the reports of the Rocke feller committee and District Attorney Whitman's vicevtrust investigation, a series of Intensely and wholly truth ful pictures "are said to be evolved. The story of "Traffic In Souls" lias for its central figure a salesgirl, who be comes infatuated with one of lier cus tomers. —Advedtlsement. ourHECM The very clever and interesting bill that proved so popular at the Orpheum this week, bows for its final engage ments to-day. This means that we will miss Earl's Diving Nymphs, the biggest aquatls act in vaudeville; Ethel Green, tho winsome singing comedienne, and a splendid supporting bill. For next week tho management is announcing the return of Knute Erickson. easily the most popular comedian who ever appeared at the Orpheum Theater. The popular comedian will appear in what is said to be his most successful pro duction, a pretentious "girilo" musical comedy called "The Seminary Girl." The art employs the efforts of a cast of some twenty players, most of them clever and attractive girls, anrl they offer their turn In beautiful stage set tings and beautiful costumes. In the headline class also will be Melvillo and Higgins, the eccentric funsters, who made expressions like "Let it lay," and "All the time you are picking on me, all tho time." popular here. . Jl nco the couple appeared at the Orpheum, they havo starred in musical comedy. The bill will be a real George Washington vaudeville bill, although the manage ment has announced that the matinee prices on Monday W'ill be the same as usual, without the customary advance for a holiday matinee. —Advertisement. AT THE COLONIAL Fun and frolic are well represented In the splendid vaudeville bill that ap pears for the last times at the Colonial to-day, to say nothing of the delight ful harmony provided by the Saxa plione Five. The offering of the Saxa phone Five is easily worth the price of admission in itself. "The Tourists," a musical comedy in miniature, with pretty girls and pretty stage settings, much like the Lasky acts, is booked to appear at the Colonial for the first half of next week.—Advertisement. VICTORIA THEATER A special Thanhouser feature heads the program to-day. The picture was made and acted by the well known favorites, including the three young sters which are In this company. "The Dancers," in two acts, will also be shown to-day. "A Robust Romeo" Is a Keystone comic picture which is hoimu to make you laugh. The Renfax Musi cal Motion pictures will be here on Monday, and I hey are the best made.— 11 Advertisement. I POULTRYsneWS POULTRY MEETING HERE ON Mm 11 By-laws Will Likely Be Adopted and Permanent Organization Effected The committee of the Pennsylvania State Poultry Society, appointed by President Weimer at the Harrisburg meeting: January 20, to draft by-laws, lins completed its work and Secretary J. D. Koons, Treiclilers, Pa., ha.s is sued r call for another meeting of the society at Harrisburg, March 11, for the, purpose of adopting the by-laws and effecting a permanent organiza tion. This meeting will be held in the parlors of the Bolton House at 1 o'clock in tho afternoon. At the January meeting it was sug gested that membership in the State Society be limited to persons con nected with a local poultry organiza tion but it has been found that to so llimt membership would be unwise. These are the objects of the society: (1) To affiliate in a State society all poultrymen and poultry organiza tions within the State for the purpose of fostering the poultry industry in all Its branches: (2) To aid in establish ing in each county or in districts of each county, organizations devoted to poultry interests: (3) to secure the co-operation of its members in the production and distribution of poul try products: (4) to secure conces sions whereby feed, supplies, etc., may be purchased by members at whole sale or reduced prices: (5) to encour age and assist its members in breed ing poultry of standard requirements, and for heavy egg production; (6) to use its Influence with subordinate so- Icieties to prevent the holding of shows on conflicting dates; (7) to suggest and promote legislation that will tend toward greater and more economic production of poultry and eggs in Pennsylvania, and prevent the enor mous losses due to Improper handling in the marketing of same. It is understood to be the purpose of the society to offer trophies for the best specimens of the different varie ties exhibited by members of the so ciety at shows held by an association accepting the provisions of the State Society, and to induce local associa tions to co-operate with each other es pecially in the matter of interchang ing exhibits. Fritchey's Hens Are Second in Contest "Two thousand a week" is the slo gan in the international egg-laying contest at Storrs, Conn. The mercury at the competition plant registered sixteen degrees below zero, but in spite of this very low temperature the hens yielded better than last week by 397 eggs or a total of 2,066 for the fifteenth week. The cold weather per sisted throughout the week, the winds blew, snowstorms came, and even earthquakes, but in spite of this ad verse combination the hens seemed to be snug and comfortable in their lit tle houses and in consequence shelled out. eggs regardless of the elements. The English Wyandottes easily won first place for the week with a pro duction of forty-nine eugs, but there was close competition for second place. A pen of Khode Island Reds owned by Dr. J. A. Fritchey, of this city, finally finished second with a yield of forty eggs. BJST HENS ON GROUND The best results in natural hatch ing will be obtained when the hens are set on the ground. Repeated ex periments have demonstrated that where hens were set in this way stronger, bigger chicks were hatched than from those set in nests off tho ground. If it is. not convenient to build outdoor nesting coops, or there is no shed available with a dirt floor, and the hens have to be set in nests with wooden bottoms, cut a square of fresh sod and lay it in the bottom of tho nest box just before the eggs aro put In. Theil put 011 top just sufficient straw to hold tho eggs in the center. The hens should bo allowed to sit on china eggs for a few days before giv ing them good eggs. Railroad Offices Will Be Moved to New Bloomfield Newport, Pa., Feb. 21. —The general offices of the Susquehanna River and Western Railroad Company, which runs from Duncannon to New Bloom lleld Junction, will be moved from the present quarters, located in the station of the Newport and Shermans Valley Railroad, here, to the company's sta tion in New Bloomfield. Rodney M. tiring will act as treasurer and gen eral freight and passenger agent and E. Ray Hench has been appointed auditor. \■ imparted to your whole flock by the wholesome, invigorating effects of prsm> & It* u«e m«kc» more ejrsrs. a greater * per cent fertile, bigger hatch«>. stronger chicks. Guaranteed or Money Back. V Pkqa. HSc, SOc. SI.00: tS lb. pail fS.SO 13 G»t Pratt* ISO Pag* Poultry Book. PRATT'S ROUP REMEDY tl'lll* or Ponder) A sure preventive and cure for this dreaded disease. Sold on Money Back Guarantee by Seed, Poultry Supply and Feed Dealers in Harrisburg and vicln ity. 3195. Golden Wyandotts If you want plenty of eggs In winter raise Golden Wyandotts. the most beautiful and all around pur pose fowl of them all. See my free range raised thoroughbred stock. Eitsa, 91.00 per lfti 95.00 per 100. T. 11. L.IGHTY 403 LINCOLN, ST., STKEI.TON, PA. * __ ROCKS AND MINORCAS Hatching eggs from prize-win ning stock; first and second S. C. B. Minorca cockerel at Harrisburg show. Harred Rocks from leading prize-winners at Madison Square Garden and other New York shows. Selected cockerels for sale. 11. SPEECB, Speecevllle, l'a. White Wyandottes Eggs for Hatching, SI.OO and $2.00 per 18. Winners at twelve leading shows. Satisfaction guaranteed. W. K. WITMER IS-- North Street, Hn rrlaliurjt, I*a. FEBRUARY 21, 1914. IF HENS DON'T LAY IN SPRING, WELL! .Chances Are They Never Will, Says Expert, Writing For The Telegraph If wc set eggs from the general flock in the Spring, choosing the oggs from their appearance alone the Chances arc that the greater part of them will be laid by hens that have Just begun laying, having loafed all winter. Eggs from such hens are usually extra large and fair looking, being tho first of that individual's pro duction. Any unprofitable hen will lay at that time of the year if she ever lays. The question is whether we wish to fix In our flock tho habit of winter looting, or winter laying. If the lat ter, then wo must set eggs from the winter layers. As to the vitality, the very fact of their laying in winter is a sign of exceptional vigor and vitality. Trap-nesting is impractical for the average poultryman because of its la bor cost, which has been estimated at about 60 cents a hen a year. But there are simple ways of locating the real profit-making individuals. If practiced for three or more years these will greatly increase the egg production of any flock. In the aver age flock about one-third of the hens are drones, loafers, or robbers, that do not pay for their feed; another third about break even with their feed bill, while the other third is a source of profit to their owners. It is the last only that we should breed from. Such hens may be recognized by an observing caretaker who feeds the flock every day. FIRST ALARM FOR YEAR Penbrook, Pa., Feb. 21. —Last night tho first alarm that has been turned in to the local fire department for more than a year was sounded when a chimney caught fire between the houses of Al. Farley and Levi Miller in the Knupp row in State street. The fire was extinguished before the fire men could arrive. At first the truck was dragged by hand, but the streets were so Icy that a man passing in a sleigh offered to hook the apparatus to his sleigh. George Heinley had his wrist sprained when ho slipped and fell under the truck. ALVA CAMPBELL'S BIRTHDAY Alva Campbell, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. William Campbell, of Shell street, Progress, entertained a number of her little friends on Wednesday afternoon in honor of her fifth birthday anni versary. After games and other amusements a supper was served. Those present were Rachel Manning, Virginia Palmer, Elizabeth Wise, Florence Pletz, Sherman Palmer and Alva and Beryle Campbell, of Pro gress. and Anna Pennel and Augustus Towsen, liarrisburg. COMBATS DANDRUFF CONTAGION; STOPS FALLING HAIR Others Imitate and Make Similar Claims But Newbro's Herpicide Was the First Scalp Preparation Ever Made in Harmony With the True Cause of Dandruff. The discovery of the origin 1 Don't allow yourself to bo of dandruff as the cause of all f deceived. You are not taking .. . 4 A ? chances when you purchase hair trouble is not a recent \ J Jf T . , *L A o Newbro s Herpicide. Tou are event. 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Prosperous people who are w ' sc as '^ c sonic °* le i r salary 'Mf i ), or earnings each week to insure the iSt/a F turni "g lc w^iee ' an d continued /pP^P 1 111 IM 1 prosperity when their earning days I 1 are over ' lav ' n & an account in the -'■■■ Jml First National Bank 224 MARKET STREET f Good Coal Means Less Coal Bay only good fuel end you'll bar Good coal (Ith •• heat •teadlly aad the cousnftioi la leaa than H would be If mixed with elate and other Impurities which decrease heat nUofc To bar oar eoal le te bay good coal. It eoeta mora —try It. J. B. MONTGOMERY BiiAM-n on'iciii ROTH PHONFS MAIN officbi •11 CAPITAL ST. Bvin HIUnW THIRD AMD CHESTNUT ST* L. Madame Iseliell Says New Fashions Demand Better Physical Training , S LESSON XII— PART I. Exercises for Physical Culture The most convenient time for doing ejt» erclses is In the morning before dressing or Just before retiring. This does away with the necessity of disrobing during the day, for It is obvious that the best re sults cannot be obtained while wearing corsets or any form of heavy clothing. The exercises I am giving first are for all women, whether stout or undeveloped. They limber the body, bring into play un used muscles, Increase breathing capacity, tone up the nerves and improve the gen eral health of the body. They will als« give grace and elasticity of movement. This latter point Is particularly Impor tant just now when the new styles In gowning call forth a corresponding change In movement, walk and attitude. Remember that It is only the woman whose body is in correct poise that can stoop gracefully and that attitudinising, graceful and attractive when the mus cle;. are In perfect training, becomes stiff and awkward when the body is not re sponsive. Only Tsn Minutes, These exercises can be done in ten min utes, night and morning. They will tire you at first for, if you have been neg lecting physical work entirely, they cTh, Into play muscles that have not bedn used. Do them with your mind, as well as your body: get the fullest measure of good out of them, and. as yon note im provement day by day. you will And them more interesting. Begin the day with the breathing exer cises given in Lesson X. Follow with Ex. A Stretching. Stand with face against a wall or door, chest touching; lift arms at sides to above head, palms out; rise on tiptoes and stretch the arms higher and then still higher: drop arms at sides and heels on floor. Repeat this not 1 era than ten times. Ex. B to Umber and B+rengthen BhonV der Muscles—Lie flat on floor, face down, feet together and arms at side. Rale* head, chest and entire torso as high aa possible, turning head first over right shoulder and then over left, slowly and as far as possible. Feel the working of the muscles across the hack. Repeat tea times to right, ten times to left. Lesson XII to be continued. All God's angels come to us dis guised; sorrow and sickness, pov erty and death.—Lowell. 7