WHEN LOVE UMPIRES By Beatrice Fairfax A YOUNG man from a little coon try town dips his pen-point In the wellsprings of Hope, and writes me: "I am twenty-three yeara of age, and deeply in love with a girl in a nearby city. lam a baaeball player of some ability, getting twenty dol lars a week in the baseball season. Would you advise me to marry now, or wait till I get in the National League ?" While marriage on only twenty dollars a week only during the base ball season would be extremely per ilous. and altogether inadvisable, still I cannot urge you to wait until you are in the National League. I would like to see happiness make a home run to more than one woman in ten thousand, and that is the proportion of the feminine population of the world that would enjoy that experi ence if all men waited till they had reached the National Leagues of their ambition before marrying. The brakeman with his eyes fixed on the private car of the railroad president; the bank clerk who wants some day to be the head of his bank; the theological student who wants to be bishop, and every coroner In the world who regards his office as a steppingstone to the White House, would every mother's son of them send some woman unwed to her grave If proposal of marriage rested on the fulfilment of ambition. There would be no "climbing the hill to Their Married Life j| By MABEL HERBERT URNER Florida Limited, Atlantic Coast Line, Saturday, Jan. 17, Dear Helen—Forgive me for not seeing you before I left, but that seem ed to be the better way. Everything Is over between Bob and me. This Is FINAL. Just now I cases of articular rheumatism, locomotor ataxia, paresis, neuritis, and similar diseases resultant from the use of minerals than most people are aware of. These facts are brought out in a highly Interesting book compiled by the medical department of The Swift Specific Co., 304 Swift Bldg., Atlanta, Ga. It Is mailed free, together with special Information, to all who write describing their symptoms. Get a bottle of S. S. S. to-day, bnt be earefnl sot to bare something palmed off on you falsely claimed to be "Juat as good." The only reason why anyone will try to aell yon something la place of S. S. S. la the extra profit. Cumberland Valley Railroad TIME TABLE In Effect November 40, 1811. TRAINS leave Harrisburg— For Winchester and Martlnsburg %• 1:08, *7:62 a. nr. *3:40 p. in. For Hagerbtown, Chambereburg, Car lisle, Mechanicsburg and Intermediate stations at 6:08, *7.62. *11:63 a. ul •8:40, 6:32. *7:40. *11:16 p. m. Additional trains for Carlisle and Mectiunicsburc at tf:4* a. m.. 2:11, 1:37. 6:80, 8:30 a m. For Dtllaburg at 6:01, *7:63 md •11:63 a m.. 2:18. *1:40, 6:32 and «:30 p. m ■Daily. All other trains dally except Minday. H A. 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The banquet starts at 8 o'clock. | TO DECIDE ON BRICK At the meeting of the School Board, on Friday night, the question of what ! lt J n " brick is to bo used In the eon- J .VS. n of ttle new grade school building, at Sixteenth and Catherine streets, will be taken up. Representa tives of a number of brick manufac turing concerns will attend the meet ing. CHILI) BITTEN BY PET DOG Coleraine, Pa., Feb. 18.—The four year-old child of Mr. and Mrs. Frank Herr was badly bitten yesterday by a pet dog by the canine jumping over the fence at the home of a neighbor. Resinol Stops Skin Torments How This Wonderful Ointment Ends Itching and Heals Skin Eruptions. The soothing, healing medication In Resinol Ointment and Resinol Soap penetrates every tiny pore of the skin, clears It of impurities, and stops itch ing instantly. 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ADMISSION Be FEBRUARY 18, 1914. | Write at once for a Copy of Pf STERN BROTHERS' 1 I Spring and Summer Catalogue 111 which is replete with fascinating illustrations of high |j| grade and authoritative Paris, London and New York [ HI Wearing Apparel for Women, Men and Children, i I together with Imported and Domestic Dry Goods, H| Upholstery, Shoes, and many exclusive novelties in [ I Jewelry, Leather Goods, Toilet Articles, Etc., at very I H| advantageous prices. = 1 Mailed Free Upon Request to Department I West 42d and 43d Streets, New York AVOID THE POSSIBILITY of your new Spring Dreas being oat of fashion as soon aa it la fin ished, by selecting your Spring outfit from Jfa The SFIIM FASHION BOQI nCTWUL BEV,EW cruras Patterns of the "MINA- |\jk jff inji I \ RET" style were shown by t(I ] [l i JJr fi (if I'j I Vll \ Pictorial Review last August, JLU< ||| LW7 I y' t t ' ,rec mont ' l9 *kead °® an T \/ /_ _ \\ / 7 The first draped skirta were (J J shown in Pictorial Review for U J March, 1912, seven months 1 I 1 111 111 7 ahead of all othera— 1 1 I V/l 111 Now h U **" \ ' I I V] Llv Japanese Collar Style \ U j V V * TC . at OCW not * ji \ yi ' Yon will be months ahead T if you select one of these \ charming styles for Spring. •355Q7 See the SPRING FASHION BOOK Skirt, 10 cent* Cogtume 15 mall Only 10 cents when purchased with a 15 cent Patters, Now on Sale at Dives, Pomeroy Stewart AMUSEMENTS AMUSEMENTS MAJESTIC THEATER TO-NIGHT JOSHUA SIMP KINS WITH HIS KUBE BAND AND ITS STARTLING SAWMILL SCENE PRICES Matlncr, l»r, 20«\ Evening;, 10c, 20c. 30c. 00c t TS" MRS.FISKE Seats Now A » A" in Mrs. Bumpstead-Leigh'* 50c to $2 "Side-Splittingly Funny" N. 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