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As Kent professor of law he de livered a course of lectures last Spring at the university, but they were open to the public and there were no qui* sections. Real classroom work is on In earnest now, however. Mondays and Tuesdays at 10.30 o'clock Pro fessor Taft calls to order the sixty-odd seniors and graduates who are taking his course. The secret of Professor Taft's popu larity Is to be found in the respect that his wide range of knowledge and experience Inspires and in the former President's ready wit. It is said that more Jokes are told In his classroom than in any other in the university. The Jokos all have a bearing on some phase of constitutional law, for Pro fessor Taft doesn't believe in telling anecdotes Just for the sake of making his students laugh, although he can do so if it seems necessary to counteract the effect on the spirits wrought by a drizzling, cold rain that !• a feature of New Haven weather. 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Circumstances, helped, however, rather than hindered. The first man to recite had failed to study his lesson, but was not ready to admit it. The student, in endeavoring to answer one of Professor Taft's questions, floundered about for some time in an effort to create something that might sound plausible. He was about to give up when suddenly he noUced an open book about Ave feet away. The student became almost cross-eyed in his attempts to read the print. Professor Taft looked on calmly for a time and then said: "Can't see quite so far, eh?" "Apparently you don't know the point, so I'll tell you," he continued. "Its about the constitutional privilege a man has of not testifying against himself. My father told me this one. A man had borrowed some money from a friend and refused to give it up. The e had been no witnesses to the transaction. When the lender sued the borrower took advantage of his constitutional right of not testifying against himself, with the result that the lender was unable to recover. When they met in the street some time later the lender ran up to the borrower and shouted: 'l've got four witnesses anyway who know that I loaned you the money. God and I know It and the devil and ydu know it'." Introducing a Jest It is'nt always the wit alone in Pro fessor Taft's jokes that makes them "go," either. The ex-President's con tagious smile has as much to do with it as anything. Students in his classes have come to know when the time is ripe for an entertaining story. The class is usually in the midst of a dis cussion over some point when Mr. Taft lowers his head and peers over his glasses in a way that is very charac teristic of him. Then he slowly re moves the glases, holding them on a level with his mouth. Synchronously with this operation appears a broad ening smile. It starts in two dimples in his cheeks and extends over his broad face. Scarcely have the two dimples be gun to appear before the faces of the men in the class broaden in smiles of prospective appreciation, and before the story is half told every man in the room is shaking with laughter. Pro fessor Taft laughs too. and sometimes so hard that tears come to his eyes. He gets out his handkerchief, though, and goes on with the story to the end. No joke has made its appearance twice yet. ljtst Spring in his public lectures and this year in the classroom there have been jokes and jokes. Pro fessor Taft's experiences in the Philip pines, as a lawyer, as a federal judge, as Secretary of War, as President and now as a professor are being drawn upon for anecdotes. Students are won dering whether he will ever have to turn the barrel of jokes upside down and begin over again. For all the fun in the classroom, none of the students taking consti tutional law is allowed to do any loafing. At the beginning of the year many of the students thought perhaps constitutional law under Profesor Taft might be a "pipe" course. At the first few recitations several men in re sponse to their names answered "un prepared." For once Professor Taft's smile vanished wholly as he said: "You thought this business of study ing the Constitution was going to be very easy. Let me tell you that if you don't study your lessons you'll regret it at the time of examinations. If you cram them you won't be saturated with the subject. Your knowledge will pass away the next day. Gentlemen, your professors and instructors aro not half as severe on you as youi clients will be." The smile appeared again as he added: "Your clients will be much more unreasonable. They will object strenuously if you go out to lunch with the opposing counsel, even." Mr. Taft has two methods of "get tins at" his students, two ways to make a man remember his work. One Is to get a student on his feet and ply him with qustions, and it is this method that Professor Taft uses as often as practicable with his rather large class. When the "victim" sits down after his questioning there is but little doubt that he will remember what has been taught him. The other method and the one he more often uses is ol serving the "meat" of the subject to the students in sugar-coated pill form. This he does by either giv ing the gist of the matter in some pithy phrase or, more generally, by brightening up an obscure point with a joke that is really applicable. He is a very exacting instructor and although he is always willing to lend a hand where there is some difficulty, he sees to it that his students do their work. Students may ask all the ques tions they want to during classroom recitations, but they must be able to pass the examinations. Professor Taft lias alreday given two examinations "to see how sympathetic they tire with the subject," h« says. This is a de parture from the usual custom in the Yale law school, where one examina tion is usally given at the completion of the subject. Professor Taft will give his classes another examination Immediately after the Christmas holi days. The business of teaching consti tutional law is fully as interesting as being President of the United States, Professor Taft says. He is so absorb ingly interested in his work that he often runs over the allotted time for the recitation. Explaining why he so often runs over the allotted fifty min utes, he said: "That reminds me. Whenever X come home from any gathering my wife asks me. 'Did you have a nice time?' and when I answer 'yes,' she adds, 'you must have been doing all the talking'." CRIMINAL TENDENCIES HIDDEN IN EVERYONE The Other Side of Personality Chained Deep Inside May Be Released by Accident The American Magazine has been offering prizes for the best letters en titled "What Is a Criminal?" Three prize-winning letters are published in the February number. The following won first prize: "Hunting for the criminal, are you? Can't tind him anywhere? How strange that when we search for him his very existence seems as impossible as the glanta and dragons of fairy tales. Yet he surely exists, otherwise why have we laws, governments, pris ons. gallows, electric chairs with which to rid ourselves of his presence? But kill and Imprison as many as we may there is no cessation of crime. The criminal is still In our midst, unseen, unknown, but undeniably present. Then who, what, and where is this criminal —this other fellow, who, like the proverbial flea, or the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, Is ever just beyond our reach? "Dear Poet of the Interpreter's House, I know where he lives. I can tell you where to find him. He lives In regions more secret than any that were ever inhabited by ancient mon sters. First, however, you must know his true name or your search will lie In vain. He Is not the other fellow but the other me. "That you may better understand my meaning, I shall speak allegori cally. In sealed rooms within our selves are servants called impulses. They have been created and placed there by heredity, environment, and all the things that go to make up a life. The mind is the master over all these impulses. It calls them forth to do its bidding. Always, however, there are two kinds of impulses—the good and the criminal. The mind sets one servant lree to do right and it im prisons the one which would do wrong, or vice versa. Thus is built the respectable mc and the criminal nil-. Criminal May He Bound "The criminal mc is hidden away in each and every one of us. He may be bound with chains and secreted in the darkest recesses ol our soul, or he may be quietly sleeping in some open doorway. But he is there in every one of us, awaiting a call or a tempta tion that is strong enough to set him free. If we have not Ijeen over come by crime, it is because heredity, environment, chance, and circum stance have helped us to overcome that criminal me dwelling in some slimy pit of our mind. "When we are associated with those unfortunate ones those so-called crim inals, we are astonished that thoughts of joy, happiness, kindness, and brotherly love move them as they do more fortunate ones. We expect them to be dead to such feelings, else why are they criminals? They are crimi nals because that unfortunate me overcame them at a critical moment. Whether they should be free as you and I are free, 1 leave with time and humanity to decide. The Christ thought in the wholes affair is just this: They, with their criminal part ners, and you and I with ours, are but brothers and sisters after all." Letter List LIST OF LETTERS REMAINING IN the Post Office, at Harrisburg. 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