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ONE CAUSE OF DIVORCE
I Toil can't have
your cake and eat
It too in matrimony
any more than you
can anywhere else.
Which is to say that
when a man mar
ries a woman be
cause she possesses
some quality that
flres his fancy, he
can't expect her to
make a star exhibi
tion of just the dia
metrically opposite
dualities. Or if he
does expect it he
gets disappointed,
id there's trouble. For example:
The other day I was talking to a
ever young fellow some 30 years old,
id I asked him why he didn't get
arried, "Because," he replied, "the
rl that $ fancy is a businesswoman
ho makes as much money as J do,
id I don't want to marry that kind of
woman, because she would be in
spendcnt of me.
"Why, do you know that a girl who
is got a good profession, and who
is made a good living for herself he
re marriage, won't stand for a thing
om her husband? If he won't make
ir what she considers a fair allow
ice, and give her the money abso
tely to spend as she thinks fit, bing!
e puts on her hat, and goes out and
ts back her old job. If he gets to
piling around at night, and staying
t with the boys she reads the riot
t to liim, and he's got to go
•aight, os she goes. ,She won't even
ke any back tatk from him.
"She doesn't have to do the patient
fe act, and hand out forgiveness
causo her husband is her meal
ket. That's why women in the past
Jn't get divorces when their hus
nds were unfaithful to them, and
glected them, and beat them, and
rsed them around the house.
"They had no money of their own,
d no way of making a living, and
sy had to shut their eyes and swal
v any sort of a pill of a husband,
:ause of the bread and butter lie fur
ihed, but the woman who has got a
od trade she can turn her hand to
d who can make as good, or a better
MiwtmffiiMiiaiiaiMittiaiiaiiMiwtMiffiatiaiMiimtiMiftt $
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jiyrigbt, 1018, by C. W. Dillingham Company,
1 mean every word of It. There are
roisterers in Jonesville; they're all
lest workingmen, horny-handed gum
kera, toilers for the fortunes of my
ally. That's why I'm protecting
im."
The horny hand of some insane
'lum guard will be upon your shout
• if you don't watch out."
Ha, ha! Ha, ha!" laughed Broad
y somewhat cacklingly.
I think you're going to be violent!"
i Wallace. "He'll probably need
h horny hands. But he'll subdue
1! New, try to give me some co
•ent notion of what's the matter
h you, will you?"
I've awakened to my duty."
Time you did; you've had a nice
g nap. What do you see, now you
e aroused ?"
A pleasant little city, working hap
"at well-paid industry. I'm the pay
3ter. A great nation, wagging tire
-1 jaws. They're chewing the Jones
1. Jones' gum, mind you; not some
q that the Consolidated puts up
Inst the public as Just as good as
t my ancestors made famous. I
For heaven's sake, shut up! You'll
snakes if this keeps on. That lem
de that Mrs. Spotswood gave you
gone to your empty head."
't was not the lemonade that Mrs.
tswood gave me, it was the touch
line of talk that—-er—that Josie
lards gave me." He paused while
(lace waited with his jaw loose
ts hinges. "Say, Bob, isn't she a
Bat"
3o that's it?"
nt he made no further protests. He
a level-headed youth, was this
ig advertising man. He knew as
, as anyone that if the trust feared
wished to purchase the Jones
1 it could be but because the trust
w that the Jones gum was a dan
lUS competitor. If, managed as it
been, unadvertised. it had been a
jerous competitor to the trust,
1 it was &orth having— emphatical
orth keeping.
id some day Broadway must do
ethlng. He could not forever play
idler on the Great White Way,
1 if his millions were unumbered.
as no life for an actual man, and
was sure that hidden somewhere
1b friend were the true elements
■orthy manhood. Nothing had oe
ed to bring them out, that was all.
hougbt they might be coming now.
■aching the hotel, they found the
B in utter darkness. Not a.light,
t turned down for the night, was
tie at any window; not a sound of
came from the building save a
imic cadence of some sleeper soft
wing wood with a dull saw.
he clerk's asleep," said Bob.
low do you know that is the
:T' asked Broadway, listening crit
r to the snore.
heard him singing when I first
Sere, and now I recognize the
1. He held the tune a little bet
;hen, that's all."
ave we got to wake him up?"
ire! Why, it's after eleven
:k!"
(thing but the thought of Josie
SATURDAY EVENING,
By DOROTHY DIX
liviiiß for herself than her husband Is
furnishing her, is mighty particular
about how she is treated.
No Brute
"Now, I'm no brute, and I've no de
sire, or intention of ill-treating my
wife, but at the same time I've got a
natural masculine desire to feel tljat
my wife is dependent on me, and that
she looks up to me as a sort of divine
providence, the source from which all
blessings flow, you know.
"Of course, I know it's my vanity,
but J!d like my wife to be a timid,
clinging vine proposition that's hang
ing on to my sturdy oak strength, and
not another oak that's Just as strong
as I am, and casts a bigger shadow.
Also, I should like to feel that when I
got angry, and came home cross, and
be-damned around the place that my
wife would go off ar)d weep a little,
and then humbly ask me to forgive
her for the things I had done, instead
of packing her grip and going out to
hunt for a boss who would treat her
as if she was a lady, and be careful
of her feelings.
"That's why I don't get married.
The girls are too darned independent.
They can take care of themselves, and
they won't stand for any foolishness
from a husband. He's got to walk a
chalk line, or it's Reno for theirs."
"Well," I commented, "I don't see
why that should keep you out of the
holy estate. There are plenty of meek,
spineless, little girls hanging on the
parent bough, just waiting for some
man to come along and marry them,
and who would put up with any kind
of conduct in a husband to get some
body to pay their bills. Why don't
you marry one of them?"
They Bore Him
"Whew," he replied, making a wry
face, "they bore me stiff, and they dis
gust me by being parasites, and the
way they try to work men for what
they want, instead of hustling out and
earning it for themselves. After all, a
man doesn't like to think that what he
stands for to his wife is merely a cash
register."
"What you want is the impossible,"
I said. "An independent woman who is
meek."
"Man has always wanted the impos
sible of woman," he returned—"a
Richards' eyes coulil have kept Broad
way at that instant from casting all
his worthy resolutions to the winds,
selling to the trust and searching out
a Bible upon which to swear thajt he
never again would set foot in Joneß
ville. But he did remember
eyes, and so began to hammer on the
door.
After a quarter of an hour of steady
hammering, some shouting and a little
whistling, he was rewarded by a sleepy
and ill-tempered voice from a slowly
opened window.
"Heavens! Was his window closed!
Ami yet that snore got out to us!"
"It sawed its way out," Bob suggest
ed.
"Well, what ye want?" the .angry
voice Inquired.
"Want to get in."
"At this time the night?"
"Sure. It's always night before we
ever want to go to bed."
"Well, the Grand hotel, it don't think
much of folks that stays out all night
long, I'll tell you that!" the clerk ex
claimed, as he came down in bright
red flannels (and not much of that) to
let them in.
"All night long!"
"Ain't it a quarter after 'leven?"
After telephoning Rankin (much to
the clerk's disgust) to hurry to Con
necticut by the first train in the morn
lug, with well-packed bags, the two
friends crept upstairs, abashed.
The clerk scorned such a menial
service as attending them, and, in the
excitement left from the rebuke he had
received, Wallace stumbled into the
wrong room. All doors were partly
open, for the night was warm, and no
one feared the midnight interloper,
there in Innocent and simple Jones
ville.
Fortunately the moonlight fell upon
the bed, and warned him, otherwise
there might have been a scandal In
Gum Village, in which case the com
plainant (he felt certain from that hur
ried glimpse) would have been a sylph
of close upon two hundred and fifty
pounds.
Wallace made an effort to sit up
and discuss things further with Broad
way, who seemed to be entirely awake,
though dreamy in a strange, unwonted
way, but there were two arguments
against this, the first that gnats and
moths swarmed merrily in as soon as
the oil lamp was lighted, bringing with
them more than one mosquito, the sec
ond being that he was worn out after
a long day fuil of various excitements.
"I'm. going to bed," he finally de
cided.
"Best place for you. Bob, this time
of night. Polks who sit up—"
"Oh, shut up! Good night"
"Good night. See you in the morn
ing."
"Now, why," asked Wallace, after he
had left his friend, "did that boy seem
so glad to have me go to bed? He act
ed just as if he wanted to kneel down
and pray, but couldn't whfle a vulgar
herd like me was looking on. Now,
what the devil!"
He got into bed.
Broadway did not go to bed. Instead
he found a pen and ink and some of
the soft, spongy hotel stationery in a
drawer of the bare washstand. He be
gan work with them slowly, painfully.
The pen soon falling, he dug from a
corner of a pocket in his vest the pen
cil of which he had been so proud
when Pembroke had called on him,
and continued. After an hour's hard
labor for his brain, the pencil, the soft
paper and the tongue which he contin
ually thrust into his cheek, he had
completed what he thought a master
piece. He was not sure whether he
would speak it, the next day, to Josie,
by herself, or to the assembled multi
tude of the mill's employes, but he was
certain It was great.
Having written it lje spent another
hour in carefully committing it to
memory (or so he fondly thought) and
then got into bed.
An hour later he tried to sleep the
night out sitting up for the bed was
woman who was snow and ice to all
the world, but Are to him. And now
he's added to it another quality. He
wants her to be armour plate before
marriage, and a feather bed after
ward.
"But mark my word," he went on,
"the Independence of women, and es
pecially the financial Independence of
women Is the reason there are so many
divorces nowadays, and there are go
ing ,to be more and more divorces
until men realize that they have got
to treat their wives better, and be
fairer to them, in order to keep friend
wife on her job, and satisfied with it.
"I've .been frank and told what few
men even acknowledge to themselves,
and that is that a man's real ideal of
a perfect wife is an intelligent slave.
He wants her to feel that she Is abso
lutely dependent on him. That's why
the ordinary man won't give his wife
an allowance. He isn't stingy. He
wants her to have the money, but It
tickles his vanity to have her come
and humbly importune him for every
cent.
"Is the woman who has been in the
habit of having a fat pay envelope
handed out to her every week, and no
questions asked, for doing about half
the work she has done in the home,
going to stand for panhandling her
husband for every cent? I trow not,
and husband has got to come across
with the allowance in the future, or
else wife will go back to her type
writer, or counter.
"Also a man has felt that he had a
right to be about ten times as dis
agreeable to his wife as he would dare
to be to anybody else, and wife has
stood it because she had nowhere else
to go, except back home where she
wasn't wanted. But that halcyon day
Is also gone, for wife is demanding that
she shall be treated in her own home,
by her own husband, with as much
respect and courtesy, as she has been
accustomed to receiving in the busi
ness office where she worked.
"That's why I don't marry. The in
dependent, clear-eyed, bright and
snappy business girl has spoilt me for
any other sort of girl, and I'm not
good enough for her. I've got so much
of old Adam oave-dweller in me that
she'd divorce me, sure."
such as he had never even read about.
When, at last, he fell into a posture
less suggestive of repose on garden
rakes and hose than any other had
been, he dreamed horrid dreams of
broken-hearted villagers, starving in
the streets of Jonesville in such ter
rible profusion that the newspapers re
ferred to it as "Bonesville" and de
clared that he had proved to be the
chief industrial pirate of his day, ruin
ing, in the fourth generation, a fine
family name which had. for three,
stood for probity, humanity, industry
and the best chewing gum of all.
He suffered terribly as he imagined
these grim things and a dozen times
was attacked by reporters who became
so incensed as they wrote their stories
of his villainy that they strove to stab
him with their lead pencils; a hun
dred times was set upon by famishing
villagers who wished to pick his ribs
with fang-like teeth; a thousand times
found himself stark and shivering be
fore the bar of justice in a chilly
stretch of space, where the specters of
all worthy Joneses of the past con
fronted him with slim, accusing fin
gers, pointed straight at his terror
stricken stomach.
[To Be Continued:]
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from any thin and soft material, the
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HARRJSBURG TELEGRAPH
Poultry News
STITE COLLEGE HAS
URGE POULTRY FXHM
Will Accommodate a Thousand
Laying Hens and Rear
as Many More
It will interest poultrymen' through
out Pennsylvahia to learn that Penn
sylvania State College has taken pos
session of a commercial poultry farm
located about three-fourths of a mile
from the college. The farm has suf
ficient equipment to enable the college
to carry a llock of 1,000 laying hens
and to repr a like number of chick
ens each season. It is the purpose of
those in charge of the State's poul
try work to operate this new farm as
a commercial egg farm, making it the
basis of a study of numerous ques
tions Rearing on poultry farm man
agement, such as production costs,
labor costs, etc.
The acquisition of this farm gives
the poultry department at State its
first opportunity to study some of the
larger problems that confront com
mercial poultrymen in their work.
Heretofore the majority of the ex
perimental work at State was carried
on with a flock too small to be of
commercial importance and in other
respects the facilities were not iden
tical to those on farms producing eggs
commercially.
When this college plant gets going
poultrymen of the State should be
told through weekly bulletins of the
poultry work being done there. Should
roup develop in the college flock It
would Interest every poultry keeper
in the State to know how the epi
demic got its start, the remedies be
ing: tried and the results from same.
If nine-months-old Orpington pullets
on the farm have not started to lay
there should be forthcoming a note
of explanation for such failure, or an
apalogy for the Ijreed.
Pennsylvania State College has not
added its share to the sum total of
poultry knowledge largely because
Pennsylvania lawmakers have been
penurious toward all agricultural in
terests for some reason or other. Per
haps they are not aware that the acre
age of land under production in the
United States has nearly ceased to in
crease, and that production per acre
has not increased while population
has grown greater at a very rapid
rate. The outlook for conditions ten
years hence would be indeed dark if
increase in yields of crops and poul
try were not feasible.
1914 SHOW COMMITTEE
President Harry Stonebraker, of the
Central Pennsylvania Poultry Asso
ciation, has appointed a committee
consisting of C. S. Smith. Walter F.
Fisher and S. C. Babble to make pre
liminary provisions for the 1014
show.
FROZEN COMB OK WATTLES
KKMEDIED BY THESE METHODS
The bulletin for the eleventh week
of the third international egg laying
ontest, Storrs, Conn., in making ref
erence to the Trosted combs in the
(lock of competing birds says:
"In this connection it may be well
to point out that in case of frozen
•ombs or wattles perhaps one of the
ijcst methods of procedure is to first
?et out the frost by smearing the af-I
ected part with vaseline and then!
nanipulating with the Angers. Do
lot take the bird to a very warm
intn, and likewise protect the Indl
idual from severe cold. Then annoint
he frozen part once or twice a day
vith a # mixture consisting of five ta
lespoons of gasoline, two table
poons of glycerine, one tablespoon
ful of turpentine. A male bird whose
comb and wattles have not been
frosted too badly nor too often may 1
'ater be used for breeding purposes
vith impunity."
The Telegraph's Service
For Poultry Keepers
Through the Poultry Depart
ment of this paper, questions per
taining to poultry work will be
answered each Saturday. • Ques
tions relative to chickens, water
fowl and pigeons will be answered
by Professor M - c - Kilpatrick, S.
B. Twining and W. Theo. Wittman,
respectively. Application for the
services of a State poultry expert,
W. Theo. Wittman or Frank Kline,
may be filed with the Telegraph.
Such applications will be turned
over to A. L. Martin, Deputy Sec
retary of Agriculture, who will, so
far as possible, direct one of these
experts to visit your farm or poul
try yards for consultation. Use
Q- c fn you furnish suggestions for
in© making of a homemade indoor
brooder? Could a small coal stove be
regulated to give a dependable
amount of heat for chicks from the
irst of March on? S. C. S.
Harrisburg, Pa.
There are bo many indoor "brooders
and portable hovers on the market
at the present time that I believe you
will not save anything by the use of
a homemade brooder. There are a
number of brooder stoves on the
market at the present time. We have
had no opportunity to studv the
workings of these stoves and so are
unable to say whether they are satis
factory or not.
Q. The combs of my Rhode Island
Red cockerels are yellow at the points
and I believe they were frozen. Jr
there anything I can do that would
lessen the chance of these birds los
ing their combs? J. p w
Highspire, Pa.
Little damage will be done by
combs if they are thawed out gradu
ally in snow or ice water. A liberal
application of carbolated vaseline will
aid in healing up the sores.
Trapnesting Makes
Champion Egg Layers
To trapnest layers requires con
stant attention and much careful work
and with most poultry keepers it is
not practical, yet daily there is new
evidence that points to it as the only
safe and sure way to build up a flock
of heavy layers. For several years
the highest producer In each of sev
eral laying contests in different coun
tries was produced by" one man who
has trapnested his layers through
many years. None of the other breed
ers over whom he had ever trap
nested consistently for any great
length of time.
At the Oregon station last vear
one hon laid 303 eggs and another 291
eggs in twelve months of. laying.
There may be better hens tfian these
but there are no authentic records
telling us there are. These two lions
were bred from 200-egg hens and
their sires are from 200-egg hens.
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STATE POULTRY ASSD.
PLANS GREAT WORK
Propose Making Society Semi-
Secret at Meeting Here
on Monday
A meeting of the Pennsylvania
State Poultry Society, E. A. Weimer,
president, will be held In the parlors
of the Bolton House, this city, on
Monday, January 26, at 1 o'clock.
J. D. Koons, secretary, says In the
notice of the meeting sent to the
members of the society, that it is pro
posed to form a semisecret society.
Poultrymen other than members of
the society are invited to attend this
meeting and they should do so if pos
sible. The society plans to carry on
a great work in this State and it is
proposed that membership in the
State Society shall be obtained by
poultrymen only through their mem
bership In a. local poultry association.
The objects of the society as out
lined in a communication addressed
to poultry associations throughout the
State, are admirable, barring perhaps
the secrecy feature, inasmuch as this
society in the ilrst year of its exist
ence was able to obtain a State ap
propriation of $2,000 and hopes to do
even better in the future, there had
better not be too much secrecy.
Pennsylvania needs just such a so
ciety as we are promised by those at
the head of this new organization
and the plans as outlined are feas
ible if put forth in good faith. The
associations of all nearby counties
should each send at least one repre
sentative to this meeting and the Cen
tral Pennsylvania Association, by rea
son of its being' on the scene of bat
tle, should be represented by as many
of its members as can conveniently
be present.
Shipped Eggs Failure
For Breeding Purposes
Many breeders make a proposition
to prospective buyers of settings of
eggs that seems ridiculous. They
agree that iri case a first shipment
proves satisfactory, a second one, in
all probability no better than the
first, will be made at half price.
Others will agree to replace all in
fertile eggs free provided the worth
less ones are returned by express,
charges prepaid. This means that the
buyer must pay the charges of three
express shipments to get one setting
of eggs and the profit from poultry
keeping is not so great as to warrant
any such burden.
The truth is that trading in hatch
ing eggs at long range can never be
made very satisfactory, and a better
way, it seems, is to let the producer
raise the chicks. Then the breeder
can sell his customer stock Instead
of eggs.
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Coughing is the result of congestion and inflammation in the membrane of
the throat and respiratory organs. The cough is the natural means of
raising the phlegm resulting from the congestion and to make coughing less
painful and remove the cause, medicine must be taken to act on the
membrane of the throat and the blood.
*
Right there is where Cough Cures containing Opium, Morphine, Chloroform, Codeine,
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•'
JANUARY 24, 1914.
OCEANO REACHES PORT
New York, Jan. 24. After two
weeks' struggle with stormß and ad
verse winds, the Italian steamship
Oceano reached port yesterday. In tow
of the German steamship Elizabeth.
.Her coal supply gave out, some of her
Vboiler tubes were disabled and she
was badly battered.
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