10 XfcZoMen rg. mreße-81^ Not long ago a B wealthy Western wo man was heavily fined by the customs authorities for falsi fying her statement about the value of a dress she had bought in Paris. Upon In vestigation the Col lector announced that he was convinced that the reason the lady made a false report of what she paid for the frock was not because she desired to defraud; the Government, but J because she was afraid to tell her husband the truth about what the gar ment had cost. About the same time a man in Yonk ers appeared at home early one morn ing with a black eye and the most frightful tale of how he had been way laid by robbers and almost murdered, I and left for dead by the wayside, and 1 of how he had crawled home as soon as , he recovered consciousness. He Was Afraid to Tell Hli Wife the Plain Truth. The police Immediately began search for the footpads, and as they began to get "warm, as the children say In playing hide and seek, the gentleman confessed that there had been no as sault made upon him, but that he had tarried downtown too long and looked I too often upon the beer as It foameth, end had fallen against a fence in trying I to find his own domicile, and that he i liad concocted his cute little lie about j the assassins because he was afraid to j (To home and tell his wife the unvar- | Jilshed truth. Thus do we see how fear of the part- ! Tiers of our bosoms makes liars of us i ell. Probably, there is no other place on earth where strict veracity is at as | much of a discount as It Is in the fam- | 11v circle, where universal experience 1 Ijroves that, however admirable it may I >e as a theory, It Is a boomerang in practice. Probably no man and no wo WOMAN WOULD NOT GIVE OP Though Sickand Suffering; At Last Found Help in Lydia E. Finkham's Vegeta ble Compound. 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Phillips, of Cleveland, Ohio, who gives it as his judicial opinion that when a little lie will preserve the do mestic calm, the husband should tell it bravely and well, and In a manner to carry conviction. i Indeed, Judge Phillips—a Daniel, a ! Becond Daniel, 1 say, conic to judgment —holds that a man is actually repre- I hensible if he withholds the falsehood ; from his wife that would have pre sented a family squabble, ln comment ing on the evidence in a divorce case. Judge Phillips opined; "A little diplomacy, and there would have been no trouble In this family. A wife objects to a husband attending lodge meetings. Why tell her about It? What she doesn't know won't hurt her." Assuredly not. And It's perfectly wonderful how many astute married people, with a proper respect for their own peace and comfort, have antici pated Judge Phillips's decision, and In stead of telling their respective hus bands and wives the truth that would raise a row have told the little He that Insured the dove of peace still roosting on the roof pole. ' Mr. Smith Is perfectly aware that his beloved Maria will deliver a curtain lecture that will be interminable if he tells her that he stayed downtown at night to play poker with some old crony, but she will think that he did away from his own fireside to toil to make more money for her to spend, no more than his duty if he remained Very well, It's a cinch what Mr. Smith Is going to tell Maria about why he II Broadwau j h Jones HI " From the Play of j f \ George M. Cohan j t [ EDWARD MARSHALL } | | WM PbotofrspVi from Sceass ia the Play | V Copyright, 1013, by C. 17. Dillingham Company "I'll hurry." She started rapidly : ® w ay, but a footstep on the creaking | porch outside arrested her. She paused in an Intense excitement. gueus that's him now," her fa ther exclaimed, listening intently. "I'll let him in, pa." Half elated and half frightened, she hurried to the little entrance hall and opened the front door. A whiff of cigarette smoke, very different from any which the Jonesville boys emitted, caressed her nostrils as the door j swung open, and in the soft gleam of j the evening she saw two waiting fig ures. "Is Judge Spotswood at home?" •sked one of them. "Yes, sir; he's waiting for you. Don't you recognize me, Mr. Jones?" Broadway stepped with her into the lighted entry. "Why," he said, as j tonished, as he looked at her develop- I ing beauty, "you're not Clara, are i you?" I She could feel the admiration in his j tone, rather than see it on his face, for she could not look up. "Of course I am." j "Well, what do you think of that! | You're very different—why, you were : a little girl last time I saw you!" He j pulled Wallace forward by tho arm. | "This is my friend, Mr. Wallace. Dob, | this is the judge's daughter, Miss Spotswood." Now, she could see her old friend's j friend more clearly. Instantly she de cided that he was the handsomest of living men. She had been genuinely glad to see Broadway. Now, immedi ately, she forgot that he existed, j "I'm going to get Josie," she ex claimed and fled into the night. 1 "By heck, Broadway," Wallace com mented. "There's a pretty country girl! ] 1 dfdnt know they did it in such detail | in the rural districts." The Judge came to them with a ; hearty handclasp. "Welcome to this house again, my boy," said he. "It's been a long time since you have seen this room. Not changed much, eh? We i don't change much in Jonesville." He waved his hand toward Mrs. Spots wood, who was sitting in a flutter of expectancy, but would not rise because It seemed more elegant to remain seat ed. "Remember that lady?" Broadway hurried toward her. "I should say I do! Hello, Mrs. Spots wood; I'm awfully giad to see you again." Now she could rise with full pro priety, and did so, taking his hand cor dially. "Well, well, Broadway; it doesn't seem possible that it's you." Smiling in an unfeigned joy at seeing him, she took him by tho shoulders and slowly turned him around for in spection. "Yes, I guess I've changed," he laughed. "Nobody seemed to know me In the streets, and I saw only one face that I recognized." He brought Bob I lip. "This is Mr. Wallace, Mrs. Spots ; wood." She shook hlB friend's hand heartily. "I want you to feel right at home. I guess Broadway knows that all his friends are our friends." Wallace really was delighted by the whole atmosphere of simple welcome; and those eyes of Clara Spot* j wood's—he wondered if, when j Broadway took the full charge jof the gum works and came here to live, there would not be some I reason for a branch office of the Em j pire Advertising agency in Jonesville. l The Judge called thelr to J wasn't home for dinner. Mrs. Smith knows by experience the storm that will break over her Head If she admits that she paid J25 for her new hat. Therefore she sweetly re marks to Mr. Smith, that oh, dear, she's nearly dead; she's Just been running all over town trying to find a hat that looked like anything and that wouldn't ?nilnH bU V *\ 2, but i thank goodness, she ln ?. °" eighth avenue that looks as if It had come from Fifth J, V n en , Uo ' ,? nd c. she didn't have to pay but a 2 r »L Such a- bargain! Smith remarks that it looks E? o « ' an . h ? 8 Blad he ' B married to a woman who knows the value of money and doesn't fool it away as other And Mrs. Smith kisses him, ana has the difference between what she pays for the hat and what she savs she paid for the hat charged up on the gro- | eery book, and the butcher book, and deep peace reigns over Europe, Asia, | Polynesia and the Smith family. 1 u „ ®*P e, 'lences are not confined to the Smith family. They are daily en ac*®d.Jn every household In the Land, .U® ault la not with th « liar, but with the tyrant that makes the liar. No man but would like to be frank with | his wife. No woman but would like to be open and above board with her hus band, but the price of veracity is a con tinual row, and we all prefer peace even If we have to get It by subterfuge. We Fear Oar Wives and Huabandn, and ( Fear Breeds Liars. The truth Is, we are all afraid of our husbands and wives, and fear breeds Mars. A woman makes her husband lie to her because she won't stand for the truth. A man put a premium on his wife deceiving him because he won't stand for the truth frem her. and so it goes, and the biggest whopper that any man or woman ever tells is when they say to the partners of their bosoms' I always tell you the truth about ev erything. • Of course, it's better to fib than to be divorced, but most people have felt that the domestic lie was a degrada tion, and these will be cheered an I'm not going to be so weak. If Bob wants to see me he must come to me. I'll not connive or scheme in any way to bring It about." "If he should come after you're gone?" faltered Helen. "What shall I tell him? Is there anything you want me to say?" "No, I wouldn't want him to know that I even discussed It with you. In a way that's a concession, too." And with 411 Impulsive, tremulous kiss she gone. For the naxl twUnty nunutw Htlen, i anxious and distraught, wandered restlessly about the apartment. Then the door bell rang and Bob entered. "Was up In this neighborhood and just dropped In to bring back the book I took yesterday." Bob ft Disappointed He glanced quickly Into the front room, and Helen thought she saw a subtle shade cross his (ace. Its too bad you didn't come a few moments earlier." with studied care lessness, "you could have taken Louise home." Oh, was she here?" he had turned to put the book on the table now, an .. e ' en l -Ou!d not see his face. Yes, I told her .. she'd wait, you might come by. But she seemed to be in a hurry." Yes, Louise is always in a hurry. These modern young women lead a strenuous life. Well, I'm off." "\ou'd better stay for dinner, now that you're here," suggested Helen for want of something to say. "it won't be long before Warren comes." "Thank you, I'd like to, but I've some work to do to-night. So long." Helen stood by the window and watched him cross the street. She could not help a grudging admiration for his reticence. As much as he had wanted to ask about Louise, he had not. At least Louise had had the comfort of talking about It, but Bob had not even had that. Helen was still gazing out the win dow, brooding over the hopelessness of it all, when the telephone rang. "It's Louise," came a faltering voice. "I couldn't help calling up to know" "Yes, ha was here," interrupted Helen; "he has just l*'f. All I said was that I was sorry he hadn't come sooner, for he might have taken you home. I said it carelessly—he didn't guess that I knew." "What did he say?" The wire car ried all of Louise's tenseness. "Nothing absolutely nothing. I said you had to hurry off, and his very words were, 'Yes, Louise is al ways In a hurry. TheSe modern young women lead a strenuous life.' That •.vas all. And I said nothing more. That was right, wasn't it? You didn't want me to say anything?" "No—no; that was right. You did exactly right! I'm not weakening. I know my calling up now seems as though I was—but I'm not! 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