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ARE HANDSOME MEN VAIN?
rhe Vainest Woman That Ever Lived Is a Modest Violet Com
pared to the Average Man.
■ Are handsome men
vain?—is that what
you want to know,
young woman?—and
you ask because —oh,
I know why you ask.
He is ■ handsome or
you think he is, or
maybe he thinks he
is—and brother has
warned you against
him and mother says
he thinks too much
of himself, and
you're afraid and
so—
Well, now. T don't
know whether this
particular handsome
man is vain or not —
but if he isn't he's a
freak of nature—
there never was a
man on earth, liand
wasn't vain. * olne or Ufflv ' who
von l wa mil 8 "/ woman who ever kept
Yf' L.?K an hour while she set
liit „,5L a, V i dabl, ecl on just a
bit more powder is a modest violet
plain aP average man—ugly or
Haven't you noticed that?—
y ypen your eyes, friends—open your
kook at that bow-legged little man i
with the faded eyes—let's see, about
fifty odd. Isn't It? Pretty heavy to be I
• >ut in such a sun. don't vou think"
See him look at the ladies—old. young,'
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He hurried to the telephone, laugh
ing very earnestly, as if he really liked
to laugh.
"Give me long-distance, please.
Hello, long-distance; hello, long-dis
tance. I want to talk to Jonesville,
Conn. Jonesville. J —o —there, you've
?ot it right. Judge Spotswood, attor
ney at law, Jonesville, Conn. Yes;
i his is 2468 Huyler. Rush it, won't
you? Thanks!"
As he sat and contemplated with a
smile of great intensity the tips of his
slim patent-leather shoes, Wallace,
having done his task, returned to him
with a grave face.
"Well," said he, almost discouraged,
I've figured it all up, and the best
that I can do makes the grand total
sixty-one thousand four hundred and
eighty-two dollars."
"How much?"
"Sixty-one thousand four hundred
and eighty-two dollars."
"Spending money, my boy," said
Broadway grandly. "Spending money."
With that he sprang out of his chair
And rushed about the room with joy
upon his face and showed his deep
contempt for little things by breaking
several costly vases, throwing six
American Beauty roses in the waste
basket and tossing cushions here and
there. One of an especial elegance he
threw out on Broadway, never looking
to see whose head it softly lighted
ujxm.
"What's the matter with you?" de
tnanded Wallace. "Going crazy all over
again?"
Broadway paused in his extraordi
nary movements. "Do you know what
I'm going to do from now on? I'm go
ing to make the ioudest noise Broad
way has heard since Dewey came
Eat and Get Thin
This 1» turning an old phrase face I
ibout, but modern method* of reducing
?»t have made this revision possible.
If you are overfat. and also averse to ,
ohyslcal exertion and likewise fond of
:he table and still want to reduce your
excess flesh several pounds, do this: Go
to your druggist (or write the Marmola
-0.. Farmer Building.. Detroit, Mich.)
nnd Rive him for send them) 75 cents.
Cor this modest amount of money the
Irugglst will put you in the way of sat
isfying your ambition for a nice, trim,
slim figure. He will hand you a large
case of Marmola Prescription Tablets
(compounded In accordance with the fa
mous Marmola Prescription), one of
which you must take after each meal
and at bedtime unUl you begin t-> lose
your fat at the rate of 12 to It oiices
a day. That Is all. Just go on eating
what you like, leave exercising to the
athletes, but take your lltOe tablet faith
fully and without a douDt that flabby
flesh will quickly take unto itself wings. I
leaving behind It your natural self, 1
neatly clothed In firm flesh and trim 1
nuiclM.
Cumberland Valley Railroad
TIME TABLE
In Effect November 30. 1913.
TRAINS leave Harrlsburg— *
For Winchester and Martinsburg at
S:08, *7:62 a. m.. »3:40 p. m.
For Hagerstown, Chambersburu, Car
ltale, Mechanlciburg and Intermediate
•Utions at 6:03, '7:52. *11:53 a. m
•3:40, 6:32, *7:40. *11:16 p. m.
Additional trains for Carlisle and
Meclianicsburg at #:4« a. in., 2:18, 3:27
i:3O, 9:30 a. m.
For Dlllsbur# at 6:03. *7:52 and
•11:63 a. m, 2:18, *3:40, 6:32 and «:3u
p. m
•Daily. All other trains dally except
Sunday. H. A. RIDDLE,
J. H. TONQE, Q. P. A.
eupt
SATURDAY EVENING,
jpiett.x, ugly—they are all of Interest to
mm and he thinks he's of interest to
ev ££y one of them.
The Queen of Sheba could step down
off her throne and tell the fat little man
that she was dying- of love for him, and
ne wouldn t be a bit surprised—not he.
! » lnst s Pa**kle his tired eyes and
| twist his faded mustache and look as
mtion like a conquering: hero as lie
could and never wonder once what
I asylum the lady had escaped from.
, once 1 lived in the house with a poor
; M. e ma T l —crippled, a dwarf, hideously
ugly and so weak and ill that you
jcouldnt look at him without pity.
There were several other #irls in the
same house and we all felt sorry for
the poor little distorted fellow, and we
made it n point to he uryjsually nice to
him till we found out that he was wor
j rled to for fear some of us would
Icommit suicide for love of him.
Sinre that time I have never counted
on the shrinking modesty of a man of
an r£« condition or state of mind.
The forewoman in the factory down
there— she's handsome, capable, clever,
well dressed, good—she gets a fine sal
ary—as salaries go—ask her about it.
She'll tell you that every other man
in the factory has asked lier to marrv
him—young fello\4k getting half her
wages, old men about to be laid on the
shelf—and every one of thein wag as-i
[tonlshed that she didn't chortle with
joy at the Idea of giving up her good I
salary and going to work washing'
dishes for a man not half as clever or I
'as good looking or as good as she is. I
home from tne war.'
"What are you talking about?"
Jackson looked him kindly in the
eye.
"Know what happened after you
had left tho room? A messenger boy
wtth golden wings and a jeweled harp
blew through that window, handed me
this telegram and flew right back to
the Golden Gates." He thrust the tele
gram at "Wallace. "Road, read, read!"
The daaod Wallace read aloud. The
reader paused. "God!" he exclaimed.
"Did he sign it?" Broadway begged,
without the slightest Incredulity.
"It's, signed Judge Spotswood. Who'a
he?"
"My uncle's lawyer."
"Is this a Joke?"
"If it is I'll make a reputation as a
gun man!"
"Why, this is the mo«t wonderful
thing that ever happened!"
"It is all of that, and more. Do you
know what I'm going to do? I'm go
ing to buy Brooklyn—aud close it up."
But Wallace was not swept away by
his extravagance. He really was a
business man. "Pembroke," he reflect
ed. "Why, he phoned. I took his
message."
"He was here. Say. did you ever
hear of the Consolidated Chewing Gum
company?"
"Why, certainly. They're the biggest
advertisers in America."
"Well, he's second vice-president,
fle's coming back at two o'clock."
< "What for?"
"To bring me a check for twelve
hundred and fifty thousand dollars!
f'm going to sell him Jones' Pepsin."
Instantly the business man was up
permost In Wallace. He became alert,
suspicious. "He made that offer?"
"Yes."
"And you accepted?"
"Yes."
"Sign an agreement?"
"Not yet."
Wallace spoke row, with the firm
ness of a heavy hammer striking on
an anvil. "And you're not going to."
Broadway gazed at him aghast.
"Why?"
"Now, don't give me any argument.
You've been a damn fool all your life
and here's a chance to get even with
yourself."
"Turn down a million two hundred
thousand dollars!"
"Yes."
Broadway shook his head. "Not on
your biography!"
Wallace was not impressed. "What
you need is a keeper, and I'm going to
take the job."
The telephone rang, and, as Broad
way would have answered It, Wallace
pushed him ruthlessly away. It was
plain that he bad definitely assumed
command.
The message was from Judge Spots
wood. As soon as Broadway learned
this he explained that he had called
the judge and wished him to come at
once to New York city. Wallace gave
him one sad glance of pure disgust.
Then he told the judge exactly other
wise.
"No," he called into the phone. "No,
no; don't you come here. We'll come
there."
Broadway was instantly rebellious.
"I'll do nothing of the kind."
Wallace waved him off with a con
demnatory hand, and continued talk
ing to the telephone. "We'll be there
at six o'clock. ... In time for din
ner. . . . Yes: good-by!" He hung
up the receiver, and turned to Broad
way with the hard but happy smile of
the real business man who hag guc
ceeded in accomplishing a coup. •
"Say, what are you trying to do?"
said Broadway, not. without resent
ment. "Run my affairs for me?"
"Yes," said Wallace readily, and
then called loudly for the butler. When
he came he told him to pack, without
delay, a grip for Mr. Jones, who, he
gravely announced, was going travel
ing.
"To—er —Japan?" inquired the hope
ful Rankin.
"Same thing, Connecticut."
, "Look here," said Broadway wrath-'
I ■
ftn*® of Ohio. City of Toledo, Lucas County, us.
Frank J. Cheney makes oath tlint he Is senior
riartner of the firm of F. J. Cheney Ac Co., do
ng business In the City of Toledo. County and
State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay
the sum of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS for
eneh and every case of Catarrh that cannot he
cured hy the use of Hall's Catarrh Cure.
FRANK J. CHENEY.
6 worn to before me and subscribed In my
presence, this oth day of December. A. D., 1880.
Seal. A. W. GLEASON,
Notary Public.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken Internally and
acts directly upon the blood and mucous sur
faces of the system. Send for testimonial*,
free.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Toledo. O.
Hold by all Druggists,' 75c.
Tike Qall'a Family PUli tor constipation. j
hi* . yOUr man vain?—if he isn't
i£ir»t« *.. £ K ° B <"newhere and take
, 5 f ' s , '" r being on exhibition, for lie
! that's »hi er .L n ? "trance world—and
servatlon tri,th - fr °m my point of ob
j See Him Wince.
jvoy ai fc^n ,e ?i v . ain: just tp|1 * man
| you know that another man is good
ithat ali'nth 86R hI T wince. Tell him
'tatph ! m I" has fine e.ve«, and
, watch him shudder and warn vou
von think C h ot, i er .!r an - Te " h,m ,hat
thnt ii i 8 handsomest man
he 111 iinnlt ?. and soe how faintly
; , dc ' 15 l,l e sweet accusation, it
' uMiether HI. 6 i a , blt of difference
■ whether he s handsome or not. lies
v f» £ ,,J 'Way: "o I wouldn't pav much
te'i 10"..*l 0 "..* 0 \ V' I>ear fellow, how
♦«hi Ip valn with a " the
. ladles tolling him in words and out of
| them how dearly they would love to
| have him like them just a little.
And at. that he's probably something 1
to be proud of if he's a real man—
for an earnest seeker for Truth never
forgets this. A decent man is a nrettv
: decent sort of thing, and well worth
the loving day and night, and always!
and ever, even If he is vain just a bit 1
bet him be vain if he'll just he good
land kind and generous and steadfast
jand honest and courageous and gentle
and that's what the majority of men
really try to be, I believe, and really
are. too. most of them, so what's the
1 difference.
fully, "I don i
The beli rang.
"Go see who that is." said Wallace
In a most peremptory tone.
"Say, I'm not working for you, am
I?** asked Broadway peevishly.
"Go on; do as you are told."
"Well, I'll be damned," auid Broad
way, but started toward the door.
Wallace, though, was thinking.
"Walt! Hold on. It mar be Mrs. Ge
rard. Didn't she say she would be
back in half an hour?"
Broadway paused, dismayed. "That's
"We've Got to Make a Train."
so!" He hurried to the window, and
looked out; ho turned back with a wor
ried face. "Surest thing you know. It's
her car, all right."
"Get your hat," said Wallace. "I*
there another way out of this house?"
"The servants' elevator at the back."
"Rankin! Ob, Rankin!"
Rankin, breathless, hurried in. "I'll
have the grip packed in five minutes,
sir."
"Never mind the grip. We can't
wait for it. We've got to make a train.
See who s at the door. going
out the other way." H e seized Broad
way's wrist. "Come on!"
Jackson, departing in a somewhat
sideways fashion, owing to the steady
pull of Wallace's strong arm, called
back to Rankin: "Oh, there'll be a
party of gentlemen here at two o'clock
to see me, and —"
"What shall I tell them, sir?"
Wallace answered: "Tel) them to
*0 to hell," said he.
CHAPTE-R VII.
Jonesville was in mourning. Broad
way's departed uncle had inspired not
much affection; he had not been one
to care to; but for mauy years, to the
workers in the factory, he had been a
sort of business deity—the semi-provi
dential head of the great enterprise
through which they gained their llrel!-
hood.
The folk of Jonesvtlle had neither
loved him nor revered him; he had
been a sort of elemental necessity to
their peace of mind; they had, so to
speak, leaned with a feeling of secur
ity upon his stubbornness, knowing he
would never sell out to the gum trust;
If he did not sell out. to the gum trust
the factory would operate; If the fao
tory kept running Joneßville would
continue to eat, drink, and. In Its
crude, undevolped way, be merry. Now
that he was dead, a feeling of uncer>
tainty spread a mild panic through the
little town.
The Judge was waiting for the two
men in the hotel corridor. His worry
over what the new owner of the fac
tory might decide to do about the per
fectly well known trust plans was
quite as keen as anyone's, but his dig
nity forbade that he should make dis
play of it
It was something of a relief to him
■when Broadway hurried to him from
the hotel office and held out his hand,
although the boy's appearance was a
shock to him. He remembered him as
Hlgglns' mother had described him
and as the dapper, boyish youth who
had aroused the wonder of the town
with patent-leather shoes and new
dance steps. This pale, extremely
urban man, young still, naturally, with
a face which told untoward tales of
night experiences such as were not
written upon any face in Jonesville, no
matter what Its age, nonplussed and
confused him. He had expected nor
mal changes; he saw metamorphosis.
"Judge," said Wallace, who, although
« Btranger, was first to grasp his hand,
"I'm glad to see you." There was a
harassed look upon his face as if he
might have had a difficult time with
Broadway on the train.
|To Be Continued.J
HARRJSBURG TELEGRAPH
LITTLE TOTS DRESS
111 EMPIRE STYLE
8095 Child'i Dreaa, 3 to 6 yean.
WITH ROUND OR HIGH NECK, SHORT
OR LONG SLEEVES.
For the 4 year size, the rlress will re
quire yds. of material 27, jW yd». 36.
ij-g yds. 44 in. wide, with yd*, ot
banding.
_ The pattern of the dress 8095 it cut in
sizes for rhildrpn of a, 4 and 6 year*. It
will be mailed to any address by th«
Fashion Department of this paper, OS
receipt of len cents.
Bowman's sell May Manton Patterns.
Engineers Can Do
Much For State
Broad policies for increased service
to the State were outlined to the En
gineers' Society of Pennsylvania by
John Price Jackson, State Commissioner
of Ljaljor and Industry and president
of the society, at the annual meeting
last night. Mr. Jackson was Installed
as president last night.
He pointed out the especial fitness of
engineers to handle the problems now
confronting the people of Pennsylvania,
and that the usefulness of the society
can be increased by participating in
these movements.
The officers installed were:
F. Herbert Snow, first vice-president;
Thomas B. Kennedy, Charnbersburg,
second vice-president; Edward R.Dasher
secretary; R. Boone Abbott, treasurer;
Robert H. Irons and Paul Cuenot, resi
dent directors, and Kenneth Grant,
non-resident director.
The following committees were nam
ed by President .Jackson for the ensu
ing year:
lectures and publications, John M.
Mahon. Jr., editor of the Engineers'
Journal, ex-ofilcio member of the com
mittee; Professor J. Warren Miller, as
sistant to Mr. Mahon: Lewis E. John
son, chairman, and Farley Gannett,
vice-chairman.
Society extension, George S. Coin
stock, chairman; J. V. W. Reynders,
vice-chairman.
Investments and finance, Thomas
Karle, chairman; William ,B. McCaleb
and David Traces'.
Auditing, C. 1. Bausher, chairman;
convention and legislation, F. Herbert
snow, chairman; excursions, Meier G.
Hilpert, chairman: pool and tourna
ments, R. B. Abbott, chairman; cards
and tournaments, H. F. Quickel. chair
man; music, S. R. Parke, Jr., chairman;
use of club house, Henderson Gilbert
chairman.
4 Persons Lose Their
Lives in Blaze Which
Burns Brockton House
By Associated Press
Brockton, Mass.. Jan. 17. Four per
sons lost their lives in an apartment
house fire here to-day, and five others
were injured by jumping from the
upper stories. Two of the injured will
probably die.
Deaths and Funerals
HARRY FILE
llarry File, aged 50, died yesterday
afternoon at his home, !)18 South
Twenty-first street. Funeral services
will be held Monday afternoon at 2
o'clock. Burial will he made in' the
Prospect Cemetery.
IH ItY DROWNED lIOV
Funeral services of Tony Buela, 5-
year-old son of Mr. and Mrs. Frank
Buela, who was drowned in the Sus
quehanna river Thursday afternoon,
were held this afternoon at 2 o'clock
from the home of the parents, 318
South River street. The Rev. Father
Benjamin Sama, rector of the St
Ann's Roman Catholic Church, Steel
ton, officiated. Burial was made in
the Mt. Calvary Cemetery.
VETERAN MAIL CLERK DIES
I Charles H. Parkhill, aged 64. for
thirty years an employe of the rail
way mail service, died at his home,
300 Chestnut street, last night. He
was ill several weeks. One daughter,
Mrs. Emma Dohoney, survives. His
wife by a second marriage died one
year ago.
PRIVATE SERVICES FOR CHII,I)
Funeral service for Kenneth Wells
Thomas, 3-year-old son Mr. and Mrs.
Al. K. Thomas, cashier of the East
End Bank, will be held Monday aft
ernoon at the home of his parents,
Twenty-second and the Jonestown
road. Because the family is under
whooping-cough quarantine, the ser
vices and burial will be. private, it was
announced this morning. The Rev.
Clayton Albert Smucker, D. D., pas
tor of the B. F. Stevens Memorial
Methodist Church Thirteenth and Ver
non streets, will be in charge of the
services. Burial will be made in the
Paxtang Cemetery.
MRS. HOOPES BURIED
Funeral services of Mrs. Harry A.
Hoopes, wife of ex-alderman Harry A.
Hoopes, who died Thursday morning
it her home, 302 Cumberland street,
were held this afternoon. The Rev.
Stewart Winfield Herman, pastor of
he Zion Lutheran Church, officiated.
!3urial was made In the Harrisburg
Cemetery.
MESCO KRENYICK
Mesco Krenyick, 27 years old, of
513 South Third street, Steeiton, died
at the Harrisburg hospital at 730 this
morning. He was admitted to the
hospital on January 5. He was a la
borer at the Pennsylvania Steel Com
pany plant.
GERTRUDE SAUNDERS
Miss Gertrude Saunders, 23 years
old. who was found dead in bed at 317
Forster street yesterday, was declar
ed to have died from heart trouble in
duced by acute indigestion, according
to acting Coroner Spicer, this morn
ing. The young woman's home is h,
| Frederick, Aid.
\
The genuine,
W% Baker's Cocoa and
H 1.1 Bakeris Chocolate/
H!! jl\ I have this trade-markon every
lUiUi, package,.
I*Eo.u.3.PAi:orf. __
ESTABLISHED WALTER BAKER SCO. LTD I
,7Q o dorchester^mass/
His Spine Is Removed
But Youth Works On
Special to The Telegraph
West Chester, p*.. Jan. 17. —Uv-
mgr and even working, although his
spine has been removed, is the re
markable experience of William
Banks, 18 years old, of near Elk View,
in the southern end of Chester coun
ty. The young man labors In the
fields every day and despite his handi
cap he can do as much work as fellow
workmen.
When Banks was a small child he
suffered an injury which later devel
open tuberculosis of the spine. Phil
adelphia surgeons removed the spine
and declared that Banks would never
be able to walk. For many months he
lay incased In a plaster cast and lat
er was removed to the home of hla
foster mother. Miss Veranda I,ee, of
near Elk View. Here he was nursed
carefully and with care he has now
become able to walk and work.
His body is wrapped daily In ten
yards of bandages.
Hold Mail Because
Postmaster Has Smallpox
Special to The Telegraph
Lancaster, Pa., Jan. 17.—State Med
ical authorities have diagnosed the Ill
ness of Frank Weaver, merchant, of
Gordonville, a« smallpox, and his home
has been quarantined.
The post office is in his store and all
the mall there will be held until fumi
gated. Meantime, all Incoming mall is
being received and distributed at an
other building. The public schools
have been closed for two weeks.
Juryman Blows Out
the Gas by Mistake
Wilkes-Barre, Pa.. .Tan. 17. —Pat- j
rick Gallagher, of Hazleton. blew out
the gas in the bedroom of a hotel here
upon retiring late last night, and had
not Judge S. J. Strauss missed him
from the jury box when yesterday's
session in court opened and sent Coun
ty Detective James Holman to find
him, Gallagher would have died from
asphyxiation.
Civil War Veteran at 65
Marries Girl of 19 Years
Special to The Telegraph
Columbia, Pa., Jan. 17. Jacob
McLane, an engineer at the Pennsyl
vania Railroad pumping station, and
.Miss Bertha Waltemyer were married
last night at the parsonage of Cook
man Methodist Church by the pastor,
the Rev. W. J. Lindsay. The bride is
only lit years old. while her husband
is past 85 and is a veteran of the Civil
War.
Thieves Steal 5,000 Postal
Cards From Leola Office
Columbia, Pa,, Jan. 17.—B'or the
fourth time in about a score of years
the office of H. M. StaufYer, at Leola,
this county, was entered by thieves,
who looted the premises and got away
with considerable booty. The post
office of the town Is located in Mr.
Stauffer's place of business and thei
thieves managed to get away with
6,000 postal oards and a few stamps.
Will you poison your child's stomach and deaden the little one's half-developed nervous system
with cough mixtures containing dangerous, habit-forming drugs, such as Opium, Morphine,
Chloroform and Codeine?
Or, will you relieve the coughs and colds that children suffer from with the old-fashioned herb cough syrup? The
kind that contains NOTHING but pure, concentrated extract of such harmless, helpful herbs as Horehound,
Boneset, Field Balsam, Blood Root, Burdock and nine others of equal medicinal value, all used in your
great grandmother's day? Think what Opium will do to your child —and then remember that
GOFFS COUGH SYRUP
is Reliable and Harmless
and that it contains no opium or other harmful drug. Decide to shun ALL cough mixtures containing injurious
drugs. Looking at the labels carefully is one way to avoid them; a better way is to ask for and insist on
having Cos's Cough Syrup —you will be sure to get effective, yet harmless cough syrup then.
Goff*> brings quick relief from Croup, Whooping Cough, Measles Cough, severe and slight Coughs, Colds,
Inflammation of the respiratory organs and Bronchitis, and prevents the development of Pneumonia. Get
Goff's and you —and your children —are safe. At all dealers in 25-cent and 50-cent Bottles.
Try One Bottle. If it Fails, the Dealer
will Refund Your Money.
JANUARY 17, 1914.
Well-known Perry County
Minister Dies at 82 Years
Blain, Pa,, Jan. it. —On Thursday
the death of the Rev. E. D. Book oc
curred at his home near here at the
age of 82 years. Ills death was due
to kidney trouble and infirmities of
old age. For many years he was a de
voted minister of the Church of the
Brethren at Three Springs, two miles
south of Blain,
COMMERCE: DIRECTOR!) TO MEET
The Temporary Organization Com
mittee of the Harrlsburg Chamber of
Commerce has Issued a call for the first
meeting of the new board of directors
of the body for Thursday evening, Jan
uary 20. at 9 o'clock, in the Harrlsburg
Club. The election of a president, two
vice-presidents, a treasurer and such
other business as may be properly
acted upon will be submitted and dis
cussed for aubseciuent action.
THIS WOMAN'S
SICKNESS
Quickly Yielded To Lydia E.
Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound.
Baltimore, Md. "I am more than
glad to tell what Lydia E. Pinkham's
r .,........,||.|| Vegetable Com-
P° un d did for me.
I suffered dreadful
pains and was very
i||B ®§SS irregular. 1 became
!n W alarmed and sent for
Jit Lydia E. Pinkham's
lIL ~ Vegetable Com
wm&tm p° und - 110014 5t re K"
ularly until I was
without a cramp or
pain and felt like
JN. if. - another person, and
it has now been six months since I took
any medicine at all. I hope my little
note will assist you in helping other wo
men. I now feel perfectly well and in
the best of health." Mrs. August
W. Kondner, 1632 Hollins Street, Bal
timore, Md.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com
pound, made from native roots and
herbs, contains no narcotic or harmful
drugs, and to-day holds the record of
being the most successful remedy for
female ills we know of. and thousands >
of voluntary testimonials on file in the
Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, Mass.,
seem to prove this fact.
For thirty years it has been the stand
ard remedy for female ills, and has re
stored the health of thousands of women
who have been troubled with such ail
ments as displacements, inflammation,
ulceration, tumors, irregularities, etc.
If you want special advice
write to Lydia E. Pinkiiam Med
icine Co., (confidential) Lynn,
Mass. Yonr letter will be opened,
read and answered by a woman
and held in strict confidence.
BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR LITTLE
GIRL
Blain, Pa., Jan. 17.—A pleasant
surprise birthday party was held last
evening In honor of the ninth birth
day of Miss Anna, daughter of Mr
and Mrs. W. G. Outshall. Light re
freshments were served. Tljib children
enjoyed a happy time.
Lady Wanted
To sell guaranteed line of goods used
In every home. Some make S4O to
SBO a month. No sample case to buy
Easy, congenial work; steady Income
for 2 or 3 hours a day. Send postal to
I M. K. Boyd, 204 Kaat 27th Street, \evr
York.
ave
Money
Repair
Work
Our repair department Is a speoial
feature with us. We do High Grade
Work at reasonable prices and can re
place any broken lent* without a pre
scription. Try us and see.
Gobi Optical Co.
8 North Market Square
(Where Glasses Are Made Klght.)
Jj| CHAS.H. MAUK
81 UNDERTAKER
J Sixth and Kelker Street*
Larjeat establishment. Best facilities. Near to
you as your phone. Will go anywhere at your call.
Motor service. No funeral too small. None too
expensive. Chapels, rooms, vault, etc., uied with
| nut charge.
Breaks a Cold Over Night
! ftUICK REMEDY FOR GRIP
Small Tablets—Easy to Take—2s CeaMk
GORGAS' DRUG STORES
!16 North Third St. Petm«. ttitlw
| EDUCATIONAL
i MAKE NEW YEAR
RESOLUTION
to enroll next Monday in
Bay or Night School.
SCHOOL OF COMMERCE
15 S. Market Square. Hariisburg, I'a.
11 AKHISUUHG BUSINESS CUI.I.KGH
Kail Term. Tuesday, Sept. 2, lUI3.
IIAV AM) MIGHT
Individual Instruction. Civil Service.
I'Sth Tear. 3i'tt Market St., Ilnriivbiirg.
I'a. J. K. GARNER. VriacluuL
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