InWomansßealm |H A Talk to the Male Jilt By BEATRICE FAIRFAX Dear. Miss Fairfax: been ing on three T fallen in with somebody else. The e bo else is a i-ousin who is visiting the other else. 1 think the cousin knows that that i. ant in love with her, and I know that the oth er * irl very ieal ous. What am I BoinK about EMBARRASSED. Embarrassed. well. I should think awakened to tb« realization of the disappearance of hi* WEDNESDAY EVENING So you think the cousin knows you are in love with her? Why don't you tell the truth for once? You know she knows it for you have done everything you could to make her know it. Be honest now for a few minutes and admit it. Every time you've had a chance you've given Cousin to understand that you never really breathed a long breath till she "came into your life." Poor" cousin. I hope she. at least, has sense enough to see through you and to estimate your deep and tre mendous passion at Its true value. Why. you aren't worth a tear—you aren't worth a sigh—you aren't even worth a little crooked quirk of a smile. What in the world would any wo man of any sort of character do with a poor weakling like you? Fidelity is thf> one great virtue a woman asks of a man and a man de mands of a woman. Without fidelity you are no more use to any one than so much straw scattered by every wind that, blows. Run along, little man. run along. Nobody wants you or your kind anywhere in the family. patrimony and the utter hopelesenesi! of everything. He looked at the great decoration In the center of the table and said gravely, so that all might hear, although he was addressing nc one bnt the lobster: 'Tou may be big, old chap, but 1 ! know a bigger lobster than you evei ' ■were," It, happened at that instant that n pause had come in the excited joy ousness about him —one of those brief, •unexpected silences which never fail at. least once in every dinner-party, to reveal to everyone some saying which the sayer wished to have unheard bj the majority. Always it is something awkwlard, inadvertent, stupid or un wholesome which is thus made bla. tantly the property of everybody's ears. This night it. was our younfl i host's confidential statement to the great, red decorative lobster In th«; center of his dinner table. There was a chorus of inquiry. Tl j Broadway knew a bigger lobster, who was he, and where? "Be careful, Broadway! Don't nam? j any friend of ours! We'd get peevish, for that is—some—lobster." "Who is It, Broadway?" "Name, Broadway; name!" demand ed the whole tableful. Gloomy and dissatisfied with thai life whioh he loathed to quit, yet felt • that he could not continue, Broadwaj j rose and bowed. "I'm it!" he an Bwered. "I." Protests chorused. "What hard-hearted girl has turned you down, Broadway?" asked the Jove ly Inez. "Who is it, Broadway? Whq could I possibly have the heart or been the fool to do it?" Mrs. Gerard, his neighbor, bent on him a glance BO -languishing that he al most had to turn his face away. "No girl has ever turned me down," he said, endeavoring to be gay. "No girl has ever had a chance to turn me j down. I mean—" Realizing that this did not sound gallant, being instinctively, by nature, a gallant, he would have modified it if he could, but the howl of approba tion which arose frcrn all the men, the chorus of mock criticism which arose from all the women, drowned his voice. From all the women except one. That one sat on his right, that woman was a widow and was worttf a million. "No girl could turn you dewn," she ] murmured. Ah, that thought which so repeat- ! edly had festered in his brain! Here ' were millions which admired him! : Here were millions which would pay j the debts which had piled up. which would make the bottle with the j crimson label and the weapon with the i blued-steel barrel quite unnecessary! ! Ilere were millions which would solve ! the last one of his difficulties and for j which, if he accepted them, be could i offer adequate return in a devotion j which should be at once that of a ,BOU i for an indulgent mother and a near- j drowned man for his rescuer! Why ; not? Why not? Why not marry Mrs. \ Gerard? I "No girl could turn you down," had I been her words. In the hurly-burl; of the questions ' and the answers, the frolic and the nonsense, he scarcely had an opportu nity to speak to her in tender words, hut he answered her by scribbling on her menu card: "Couldn't you?" He felt certain that she gasped with pleasure. "Why do you say such things?" she scribbled. "Because I love you," the unfortu nate youth answered. "I love you, too," she scribbled in reply. "What sort of game are you two playing there?" demanded Robert Wal lace gaily. "Don't Interrupt, Bob," Broadway or dered. "It's a new kind of game of hearts. It's played with menu cards. Shut up!" He turned again to his delighted, if ancient partner in the novel pastime. "It can't be true," he scribbled. "It is true," she wrote. 'i "Will you marry me?" he scrawled. With a coy look at him which made him feel a little faint, but without an instant's hesitation, "Yes," she an Bwered. 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