BE' D. A. BUEHLER VOLUME. XXVII. The Mourner. BENEVOLENT LABOR TES RELIEF OP BORROW. "Wouldst thou from sorrow finds sweet relief? Or is . thy heart oppressed with woes untold ? Balm •wouldst thou •gather for corroding grief ? Pour blessings round thee like a shower of gold. Tis when the rose Is wtapt in many a fold, Close t 6 its heart the worm is' wasting there Its life and beauty ,• not when all enrolled. Leaf a ft er loaf, its bosom rich and fair, Breathes freely its perfumes throughout the ambient'air. "Rouse to.sonie work of high and holy love, And ihoU an angel's balminess shalt' know— /Riad bless the earth, whdo in the world above The good begun by thee shall onward•flow, Ia many a bracing stream, and wider, grow. Theseed that in these few and fleeting hours, Thy hands unsparing and unwearied sow, Shall deck the grave with amaranthine flowers, And yield the fruit divine in heaven's immor tal bowers," What would I be EY W. O. 110811 ER. What would I be? Not rich in gold, And with a narrow heart; Or misanthropic, stern and cold, Dwell fibril my kind apart. I would not be a man of war, Who looks on dellth unmoved— Give me a title dearer far— " The welt beloved." I would not wear a laurel crown, Its leaves conceal a thorn Tpo oft the children of renown frituidless and forlorn. - Oh I let me lead a blameless life, • By young and old approved ; Called, in the world of sin and strife, "The well beloved." Qod grant me power to guard the weak, And sorrow's moaning hush, And never feel upon my cheek Dark shame's betraying blush. A ud when at my Creator's call, From earth I am removed, Let friendship 'broider on my pall, "The well beloved." Mel Flowers ofBPrillF. "The winter is past, the rain is over and gone." Nature is now undergoing resus citation, and blood is beginning to flow a gain in the veins of trunk and bough and bush. The sun calls the sap up from the roots, as it draws the'mercury up the tube of the thermomett.r. Every dry twig that craokled iu the wind a month ago, is grow• ing moist and flexible. The sweet tastes and sweet smells, which the winter denied. are 111 w making ready for palate oud nos- Gil, so Lulli, starved by the frosty weather. ding sotitetiliug first to sn.ell end after wards to inoe. The last eclo ea of wintry %limb; should quicken the thoughts to pre• rate for fh.wars and fruits. We advi,e 11111 !cutlery to welcome the spring by Collie pinetieal demonstration in favor of pots and planti,or, if lbey lire blessed wilt out doer ground, to ,pass through their garden AVUlkb and along the beds, to sea what can be dime to wake the buds from sleep. The first flower of the year is the Snow Drop, which always seem to us to have been a real snow fake turned to a flower in falling. It does not wait until the frost is entire!) out of the ground, before it lifts its white (refit face Atli towards the sky, cautious not to arouse lie slumbering com panions, yet 'eager to be ahead of all the test, and to stand first in the floral train. Then it girlies in 'consciousness of having won the day, and winks ut the Crocus that surto up just too late. But it. the Crocus spent too long a time at 'her toilet, sba comes with a more rich ly-colored and varigated dress—pure white, yellow, blue, purple, white and purple striped, and yellow streaked with brown—. all growing deeper and richer iu the swi shiest, and fairly inaugurating Spring. But-her reign is .not sure until she is invested with another token of dominion,' and the. Crown Imperial (Fritiallaria Irn p'erinlia);is put tipon . her head. This tall plant is more gay' in appearance. In fact,, it mime:trent in the real spring style. The ' eritio'eati find but otie looks , bctter, than it smells: 'For ita best advantage, it' Should be set a. flower border, where everybody will admire it for its beauty and no one pluck it, for its. fragrance.. These three.welpotne early flowers arc apt ; to come. up of, themseives ; wherever., they ,seis a good chance ,Of . gettiox along af ter they are Up,.yet it is creditable the' lover of flowers to afford them' every Ma.. sotjable facility of eon,' culture and expos., pre, to maitre their fullest and fairest play. They' require only good, richinam,, and-the•occasional lendantof a hand to separate the bulbs when they . crowd. and preisi together. • The .Crueus bulks should bet taken up.every, third year,. in the early summer: slier the leaves, are dried, and re. planted jrt,9ctober, covered, with About two inches of soil.. The Crown Imperial fiver : . ,ekes a. ,light not , overloaded with mantirn , n or tea Wet. The Omits q 6 o tbey b ecome 'crowded, may . then" be separated and': plaited apart, during dial period of rest in - antanter: • We' aliduid be thankful to-have, even theta floiers-to begin with,, *nor a long winter of.heither hod nor .bloaaota..-:.4047 pendent. RZLlGlolv.Atlioux.--Pliet,lhqm learn iltstP !lays Pau!, "to • show mercy at ties." Religionleing in the family, th e 'sanctuary on earth is home. Th e fimily situ is more venersble than any Altar in a cathedral. The education of the trgnl for eternity bogie! by the fireside... : .:. The principle of love, wbiah is to be ear- . tied through the universe, is first unfolded tin the family. We learn ,to love. God by Nvfog our brothers, and sisters, and moth :? That is, we exercise the same feeling, which, in an exalted degree, is to be direc ted to God. = So ' nit is true in a sense ITrga.ttliliat, end yet more corepreboo atve,than ie commonly given to It :—"Ho loved not big brother; whom he bath ~on, how can ho love God, whom bath tot seen I" A ooltivated wintliand,egoodheart will 'alrian intellectual, eitil,eveo titivate,, welireesioe to the face. Why I . l3l thet marry Her.l who might ask her to ride. ortake her to I was sitting last simmer smoking a ci- Maillard's. or send hone bouquet. and so gar with my friend TOM Fairbanks. Ii be was not worth wasting . her time 'on." was at Rockaway, and we were laughing "Suddeilly she interrupted him in the in our owe room, with our feet elevated middle of a septettes with, 'I bag your par- 1 on a window bench. Bort way in the I don. sir; acd, turning her back upon bim, world of Dining, 'that. Wonder if ladies ! eoeimenisd conversation with a fellow who never try it when no ono hi near.. Guess walks Beoidway with his gloves half off they do. Wo had rooked two cigars and fo r ahow his diamond rinp. As she took had commenced on a third.. There's some- 1 his arm' to promenade she naught the old thing strange in a cigar—it makes one cool. gentleman's look, surprised. hurt and elk in hot weather and warm in !cold weather. i grieved. But no expression of regret' And there is a great deal in enjoying it j came over her countenance. Her heed with a crony. Tom was a fast friend of; was carried as easily as before and her, mine, and a fine frillow—yes.a,fine fellow; :glance as bright. It was enough for me. there' something in him. He was fond of ' I never forgot Flora Goodman ' a rudeness i l society and a greet favorite of the ladies, Ito that old man. To say rho least. there i and now, as I looked over the dancing ) is nothing more ungrateful in a young la,- waves and mused—cigars promote refide- 1 dy than any hick of respect 'or attention tion ; they're a real moral institution, and fto aid age, and it shoves great want of that's why the clergy patronize them, I; something. a radical defect eoniewhere.— sup pose—as I smoked and mused, I won- j The jig was up for that night; and that, dered why ho had never been caught. in; my dear follow. is why I did nor marry any of the nets spread for him. There was Flora Goodman;" a tall durk.eyod beauty who made a great impression on. his Ileum He bed danced and flirted through a New York Kazoo with her, and from tho wny in which they bath denied it, I had really believed them engaged. But Tout had suddenly drawn off, cod left the young lady to point her toes and curl her ringlets fur *clue one eb , u. I tad never knowit.tho•reasou of this anti with my mind tull ul thesis thoughts. I _auddeuly turned to Tom, nod - 12.ked Lim ow it wit! Lo differ's uiorry Flora Good- ' 'l'mn took the cigar from • his mouths looked at we, arched his eyebrows, and then commeaced puffing again. "No, but tell me ; you were very much taken in that quarter once." Tow made uo reply but threw open his collar a little more—Tan and I had' moun ted Byron col!ars since we cause to Rock away. There seemed no getting anything out of hint. •'slid the lady cut you Tom 7" I thought this would rouse him. '•No," was the emphatic response. He then knocked off the ashes of the ci gar, saying, "And to you want to know why I didn't marry bliss Goodman?" "Yes ; I thought papa had been spoken to, and the bridal dreat.es ordered." "N , i. I never had anything to do with Mr. o.mitinan farther than to settle my self in his chair when he left the parlor clear in the evening. Flora generally sat, nn the ottuman—long-iraisted people look better on ottomans, you know.". ••Welt, ) ou didn't Ora of lung whialeoild yeti 7 I thought you admired everything about Miss Flora." "So I did, then; that'll myreflection now. Aud she was a rely beautiful girl—a very flue otitis. in mans respects." "And she bud the "gii" about her. too —something very stylish. What's the reason she did not suit you, Tom • "She did, Mall but one thing." "You were very long finding that out, then." oh. was something I 8w that let me in to the secret." ' Well, out with it, or I'll duck you the very next time we go bathing." "You shall have the story. You may call me foolish to take notice of such a Ming, but Pm a little peculiar sometimes. , I waited on Mina Goodman to a party. I had ordered a Inaguifimut bouquet, and talked to my washerwoman an viten half hour about the 'getting up' of my linen.-- I bad my moustache :rimmed and got a new pair of pment leathers. I really lock ed well that night. Though 'I helioect there is no connection save the alliteration between sensibility and scrubbing brushe: even the house maid gazed at me with a! vurt of pathetic:admiration, as I came down stairs. I never salt Flora more enchant.i ing. anal I glanced Around Mr. Goodwyn:a' licitly furnished drawing . romu thinking it. , would be quite zowfuriable to walk in and • hang up nay hut there. I handed Miss Flora into the earns& ail tenderly an pos. bible. She kept me waiting a lung time tu in the dressing mo, a thing I abotuinato, • but. I was enough of a lover then to bu as patient as Job. I tucked the young lady under •my min, and' we ascended •to the] parlor. • Joe, don't you wish- the old lash., ion would come back 'when the gentleman , handed the lady at. arm's length, by, the tips of her extended fingers 1 There war uu opportunity for scum display of omen • bringing up— a slPw, finished courtesy, and , a fintslied bow." . "Well enough for you fellows who are so' Pioud of your fingers. said I , but•but some of us are glad, to get through the - ceremony i anyway Without displaying our eel:ward shouldera. and in.the-way arum, and if Might hint it. some ladies would . not-malrej it a vary graceful operation." '"Oh- if it were, the fashion it.would bet - taugtit as A science.; part:of one* course at dancing school . ", “Yea are .not yet to learn, Tom,,thit there ire some limhis, male and female. that ] eannever be made tti work easy,—thodan- 1 'clog master ounnot,impart, glace where na ture Tito. net prop erly prepared the pate rii." • • • • "Well, at any rate, we made our en train style that night. Floreffigiuile and bend was hiltless; and I can make a pretty good bow. The eventug passed—.Ftore s behaviour to myself and others. bit chi lady.like thing to a nicety. Her courte sies were shown so gractiftilly as to exhibit no marked preference, and yet there was an air, a slight manner. visible only to my self, in her way of receiving my attentions, that was flattering in the extreme. Sup per came. Terrapins and champagne make one feel very complacent ; but l was Milt quite so much exalted as not to twice ev erythiug Flora did. She was standing near an old gentleman, quite an aged man, over seventy I should think, with a kind benevolent face. lie seemed attracted by her beauty, and was talking to her with a pleased expression of interest that made ono love as well as reverence the silver, hairs upon his temples. But she seemed uneasy. 'She did not attend to what he was saying ; Lin was no dandified youth ' GETTYSBURG, 231., FRIDAY Twice Blamed. A . It was very zero day in Lapland— the air was crisp sod piercing, and the ground tinkled like icon--when two travelers, wrapped in fur from head to foot, were driciugalong in their s/rdge. Although heftily any part of their laws wcreezposed . to the air, their eyebrows-tees' -tiali le - with frost. It teat too cold to talk, and each plunging his head as far dole into libitum as he could. Sat note and knees together, in the corner of the sledge. s they pktsed along, they se* a poor men, who had souk down benumbed and frozen in the snow; '•We mast stop and help bltn." mid one of the travelers. "Stop nod help him !" said his friend ; "you will never think of stopping on such a day as this! We are ball frozen our selves, and ought to get to our journey's end as soon - as possibly." "I cannot leave him to perish," rejoin. ed the other, and at that ho stopped the sledge. "Come," said he, "come and help me to muse him." "Not L" said the other ; "I have too much regard fiar wy own life to expose myself to the air more than I am obliged. I shall sit here aad keep myself as warm as I can till von enure back." . . . , .. His frieud left Min. and hastened to the i tt perishing ma . He began to rub as hard as he could warm Lim, and in 1,0 doing he warmed ' iimself. Six; the man open ed him eyes, and was able, - AO, proceed on hiltioapie, Tlm kitiditrareleil . film was glow;og froth bead to foot from the cies.- iliac, went back and joined' his eempsuien, whom he found ready to freeze, as be him self had-been a lit:le time before, and en _pled the testa his journey with a warm heart mid a warm body too. My children. we tell you of many per ishing travelers on the road of life. Will you help him? It will do yourselves nu harm. It never imposed:dies ourselves to help others. Mercy “is twice blessed; it blesactlt him that gives, and hint that takes." When you want to be made hap py, go and show mercy. Fashionable Women. Fashion kills more wollien than toil and sorrow. Obecienco to fashion is a greater trazsgression of the , laws of woman's na ture, a greater injury to her physical and mental constitution, than toe hardships of poverty and neglect- The alive woman at her tasks will live and grow old, awl see two or three generations of her mistresses paws iwey. The washer-woman. with scarce it ray of bop, to cheer her in her toils, will live to scalier fashionable sisters all die around her. The kitchen maid is I hearty and strong. whoa her lady has to be I nursed like a baby. It is a sad truth that fashiomparnpared women areahnostworth leili for all the grdiit ends of human life. They have still feat power of mend will, and quite as little physitudenergy. They live fur na great purpose in lifo, they *lc complish no worthy ends; they. are only doll forms in the builds of milliners and j I servants, to be dressed and fed to order They dress nobody ; they feed nobody ; they instruct nobOdyi they bless nobody ; and save nobody. They .write no books; they set no doh examples of virtue and womanly life. It tbey rear children, ser vants sod nurses do h all, save to conceive and give them birth. And when reared, what are they I, What do they ever a mount to, but weaker actions of the old stock ? Whoever hoard`of a fashionable woman's child exhibiting any .virtue or power of Ivied for'which it beNime emi nent ? Head the biographies of our great and good men and. women. Not one of them, had a ,fashionaWe mother. They; nearly all sprier from plain, strong-ntini ed women. AO had about as little to do with fashion as with the chingieg clouds. Sumatra o.tes esitur.—A let- UM from Vienna. ip , the Diet. of Bed* contains the following: i'An•event has just taken place ' hers which' hai beetrnmeh talked of. A desk in • merchant's office, whilst working at his desk, felt a sort of presentment of coming danger. which led him suddenly to return home. He there found his trite, in bed, :mishit had been confioed of a son I only three day,a before. She was dressed. Her Oyes were haggard, and her looks ani mated by fever. "She said to him, 'lt is well that ycn came, for I will uow roast the goose which will be ready at once: "At tho same moment the clerk heard the cry of a: child in the. kitchen. Ho rushed to th• .spot, and found the new born child tied up, and lying in the frying pan. The mother, taken suddenly with the milk foyer. had tali - taken her child for a goose, and was abent to put it i to death. The father happily arrived in time to prover.* such a catastrophe. "Have von said yotir prayers. John 1" "No. Ma'am, it ain't my work. Bill says the prayer. and I the amens." ggYEABLB/38 AND . Joists Foster's De Mk Lite. • It was not until he a Itt,t4his thirti eth or thirty-first yogi's ' 'Closter met the lady to whom he was a a wards mar riid. , Bite was a woman : no earn. mon mould. Her hind' .d her will were powerful; her feeble , :Wert of great strength, and relied 'no deeply in her broaau than is usual to he iniz ; her char lacier. was completed andel tined by Chris tianity. Elbe had entered ons of con. templation far beyond tb • 'of ordicaiy 'minds, and her deep m ge , tin the dark and wonderful in human et Liallitn parted to her character a j ilt telfouss and solemn repose. She was teeniest intel lectual woman, sensible to lik ambitions, and fitted, every way, to tOet friend and counselor of a true man .' itifraddressed• his essays to her ; she !Indy of them steady and w.:11. She we/ 441 to quips thise with Lim in his hi ' :I waive. bt Nay, she was perhaps by ' `, shsWtoo congenial with Fo s ter; anl " gloat!' of sunlight bad been a clear 1 ' passe. : ' A friendship such ,as, can exist Aetweeslibobla spirits MN between ahem i'' friendship foutidal in natural, wirersyMpaihy, is li and•growilq, by the waters' Ountiertelity. After two years of intitimeY d loye, they resolved to become knit fit the Meseta bonds with Which friends4Pkan beionte houed ciii - earik: Fife Y ailiilriliiii - sed s , ere rb,•y were married .. 's prose • ing could not be depended tt - 'ir for a li lihood, and it was may. wh' ..., he' became permanently connected with' he :Eclectic; Review, that he took home ' friend and wife. After five years weld 'he hid this / with sigill joy. All. inie,. he telle; . Seemed brightening aretitOltu ;,,ilipring advance.d with it. nee , sonila; tit& very roses that wreathed her - haits; , for eery light that beamed from lia?,•;:eye, caught new radiance from that figaiwoitho . o this time she led in her hand. ••:' . ' •'. • The =allied life of Foster arm ses might have been hoped for: ' TheW nit had been tie taint in the original 'affection:L.. There had been no base thought of gold: Nor hail be married is the ...tdinduess: of paseiou. Fur this, too, itia fatally errone : iris course. glen are to marry is emotions !they share with the angel';,not with the animal. Foster knew that when in the calm and real atmosphere eflife. the fever of love's firm. ititeunity • watt cooled, and 1 pasaion'a flue frenzy had, passed away, he would still see in the eyes' of. his 31aria the immortal sympathy ..Of&friendship, deeper than sex, stranger. thakpession • to easeiviiy. - Pertsaps the efiertim Tr sin" human sorrow, that which moat nearly sp, prosehes the bIOW. gnawing agony of him! fixed linpelwei on the immovable rock, a rises from marriage in which there never , was any friendship, but the original bond was earthly passion. arrogating to itself, 1 with the impudent lie of* harlot, the beam. !tidy name of love. It is only basenatures. that arc beguiled by the vulgar glare of gold. natures iucapable of lefty joy or a-I ewe serrow. But passion is a ayren of more willing song, of more lAtally charm. ing inrc; the impulsive, the mild; fall victims to, her, and after a than dilirious dream, awake to a life of hopeless misery. !Friendship and love must unite in every 'marriage where happiness can be reasond. bly'expected or truly deserved ; by friend. ship we Mein AD affection arming frond pure sympathy of spirits independent of aught else. Let none look for happiness in marriage who are unable deliberately and firmly to declare, that it would be a happiness to live together for life. though they were of the same . sex: We state this with some breadth, and& eolith °on side-iv:tine ; we pCint to a hidden rock round which the ocean seems to /undo in sunny calm, hut on which many a noble hark has perished. Foster's marriage was such as becomes ? ! a man. 'The affection began in frendship.' and uround thia. ae around a tod of heav en's gold, the flowere and fruits of earth's pere . love, those tender jays and beloved' interests whielt a bounteous acid motherly nature fails not,to supply:whea MA has right and valiantly perforteeil his part, grudually and gratefully. caw .to . clus ter. "In passion's flanie Hearts, melt; but inelt . like loci soon harder to, freese i Trite love strikes root in reason." Postai tknt never compelled, in his mo ments of lofty thought and exalted Sethi :mut, to• withdraw himself, at tenet bjt si lence, from ,her who was to aojourti with hint ineepaiably , on earth ; be did not, in the presenee,of others, treat Ida Wife's re marks as fri%;ohins, or her opinion as slight; he found in her tho sympathy,.and accord cd her the natural and habitual respect of friendship. And lot no one think 'that I their happiness aras merely , negative, a monotonous and insipid respect or admire-, tion, instead of tho warm; enthusiastic, un utterable intensity of love. Love east its golden anchwa in their •hearts, affecting every pule° of their being. Buckwheat Cakes. Buckwheat cakes ! 006 buckwheat cake "differeth from another in glory," yet swinge in a thousand is made right. Yot of all thing~ it is the easiest to cook. if the meal is made rightly. To every three bnehels.stt buckwheat add ohe of good bee. vy oats ; grind them together as if,there wee onlfbuckwhest ; thus will you have rakes always light and always brows, to say nothing of the greater digestibili tylaud the lightning of spirits, which are equilly certain. He who feeds en buckwheat nay be groin and lethargic, while he of the Sat meal have exhilaration of brain and co teitt merit of spirit. • A GoOD *eked the Rel. J. Newton what wasthe best • rule for f 4. male dress and behaviour. said he, "so dress that psri sous who have hien in your company shall net recollect what ynu had on." ' ' This will generally be the ease Where singularity of dress is avoided, and where intelligence of mind and gentleness of maanote axe cultivated. I YEKIL" 411+16, APB11:111 There was aptly Miller. There was a jolly miller once Lived on the river Dee; He worked and sang from morn till night, No lark more blithe than he. And this the bu rden of his song Forever used to be— I care for no bod_y, no, not I, If nobody anus for me: The reason ully he s as so blitbe t He once did thus unfold The bread I eat my hands We esru'd y I covet no man's gold; I do not fear nevrquarter day, In debt to none I be. The following story is now this talk Ida village intim parish ot Halifax. and herd. trill un Bradford. England. It appear/I, according to the Leeds Mercury, that a certain woman feeling her opouse an en lcumbrance and tionmitifid rd her marriage rows and die rigors of die law, resolved ' on ins disposal utter a Method, How, alms I too common. She applied to the druggist of the village tor sixpence worth of arse. nit.: He very properly refused to cell bar the article, and intorined her husband oi the.spplication, at the same I lutel ioquir.. big' of 'him for what purpose his wile • could require such a quantity of such an 6ticle. The husband replied jocularly, that fie could not tell. uuless it was for the purpose of poisonhig Min. and he told the druggist if she applied again he mum sell cruse hottalear article iii lieu of the 'arsenic, andillay would two whot her ob. jeets' were. -She did . apply again, end the wary apciheeary deliVered her tome comparatively innocuous• drUg, warning thelaushand of that . had Incurred. Wi w i, ha went 110iiiu rte fistula a meat pie prepared for dinner. lie preteinleil at first a want of appetite..and in vital his , -:- -- ---, , , wife to help herself. She refused, and at Starillag Igeiorionce.. . last he ate a quantity of the pie. 'ln a lit. The Baltimore Patrio t b at the f o ll ow in g tae time he professed himself tick, theit With' titmice - to the elate of idnestion . in .i ' lien alarmiti slickness and ',Mlted Must, t. g . IL 4.. 1„A .1. - • ..., ~•::_-• ~:,.._..- , 1:-.•._ - : tinally'death: The trruclieroUi WOooun ~ ,. -r-TO . ."- -'"':- ,__ manifested great concern diming th ese 14 "Too long - has' Maryland 'been lieu' series of proceetlinge. bet th e instant in providing for the intellectual Warne of • g o a t appeured to have occurred. she the poorer olasses•of her population ; and 'pasted a reps through slip chamber floor, lIA • I)°°°° this . be -V ned emanmele Y° we 'and knit in it her supposed dead hue prqposo to recapittilatra few startling facts.,. b ad knit e r d tr th at wh en Iser neighbors • ,Dri aril within 1 . 134 , 1404 a . e_ ... f . the State, wire called he might a prim to have "ding ' to- the Inet -ettnen ' , ' nereete ee hinsg himself. She th en ran op emirs to thoesand white;adulte,and three t h ousan d draw u p ant fix the rope. Thu instant far hundred sod .fifty.one foreigners--; Mang in the aggregate twenty, I (she lied disappeared tho duet! man revived, "' tw e e ' I released !Hassell from .therope and pass• eight hundred .afid . fi fteen peneoner•-who led it around the leg of the table. Bed the nei th er read nor write Scattered i woman. hong that useful demesne article over eight counties of the State. w i th nil l i instead of the other one-her huehand. The aggregate white population of about eighty ! bluer mu up stairs inquirink of the faithless thou:mud, there are but fourteen public; woman "what she - was sitter lira 0 ieg op schools, averaging about thirty-four pupils I. the table that way;" Tim affair was • to eac' school. Theie - are, of course. !ended tier the present in his—as the some private schools in these counties, but. ph rase is -.-14king the law in . 14 sawn the entire tinsuber -of children ettendlog b an d,' Ile her given her. as the York school at all does not average , more t Un !shire (mk s fa y. "a right down good hi. ! one child to every family of seven pentane. :di ng . •s_ ay. head "of every third (entity thr°ugh- I out the whole Stat e can neithe r " Sell- e nor A Rich oe , , . write: Moro, them ! than ten thousa nd 1 A writer in the Bu ff alo Republic gives , men °xi/mil° me rig" of in a le-, ryland whit are .tumble to read the the .following interesibig rein ioiscence, j ~, . names-of tint candidate". for. Idles limy ; which be " remembered hy..,...eninW-'9, rote... • ; oorresde:s. was fact 1838 l' came to Rochester; and was A MAN . or Mtgs.—Here is a curious there Whin that subli nut farce Was enact• fact for you. The. Mesa , ofa living man , e d ~, w ent ;b p& A wag at Muunt once grew into bone. It slew hard to be- Morrie (Mind a quantity of bear boners, licrre, hut r ' , pp.* it was so; for in the which Ise palmed off as the bones of Col. 1 Museum of Dublin. Ireland , there is, or. James BM ii mot company, of revolotion. 1 was, the skeleton of one clerk, a native of . sa y celebrity. The military took it up,' 1 • the city of Cork. whom they call the 04- :an completed the bonding. A pompous sifted Man,one oldie gretto‘t curiosities of funeral Was planned, nod ewrd , nature. ti s th e ca r cass of a man entire. dio deliver die lune rut G ee,..edd The diem ly ossified in his lifelike.) , living in th at was di tetivered by 'some of the Itochester condition for *event' years . Those who faculty. a day or taro bolero ifs comminute. knew him before thissurprhing alteration, n on, b et e„,.b wee th e i r sear of these iniii• affirm that be huh beau a man of great , tary whitening th at they kept the secret strength and ability- `' . !to theinielvis. Never 'had poor Bruin Ile telt the symptoms of this surprising, such a piimpnue funeral. It ; it supposed change some little after a debauch ; till, by wi t seven d„,„.„„ d . i,,,,,,„,f,dimeed in 1 slow degrees, smell part grew into 4 60 4' procrisirtn. Gov. Seward was particular sannaneei except hie altin,eYes'and inlet- r ly eloquent on dos farcieal ocrauifin, tines, his joints settled in such a'manner: "Fellow citizens." said Ise, in his ex- that no ii"antent had its proper operation s : ordium, "there is a history' contained he could 'lot lie dnwil or rise np without in the mouldering_ bo n es d enea u ed m that misname. Be had at, last 00 bend in his urn: i body, yet when he was placed upright like! He was 'right.' There teas a history. a Mattis of atone, he could not move in th e , Nut of battle Wad, and Indian massacres, least. His teeth were i"ined• and Nine's but of devnataell cornfiel.ls, murdered pork - P into one entire hone ; thercfnrell bole was era,. end us.filial cubs; a theme•as.• fruit broken through them to convey liquid sub-f o i and divervified . , if , not as spirit stir stances for-his onatishnient. The tongue 'ring and imerestilig. inn its nee, and hit eight left hint "I" . I In a ffstr days the secret !eaked out 4 .• 4 f • • g time before ho expired. 1 the j oke was to good to keep, editors • , wrangled, doctors quarrelled, the military se:tore, but that/ had no redress, they hail been most uninureifuly sold, and to this ;day you cannot ' touch an inhabitant o il l Rochester in a snore tender place Matt to ask him if he made one of tho bear precession to Mount Hopi, or if he was particularly eirdied with Our. Seward's oration over. Bruin's sacred remains. I care for nobody, .te. A coin or two l're in my Immo, To help a needy friend; A little I can give, the pour, , • And still hare some to spend Though I rimy fitil; yet I rejoice Another's good bap to sea. . I care for Se. So let= his example_take, _And bi hoist willies fre e ; Let every one his neighbor serve` As:served )3e'd like to, be l, , And merrily push the can about, And drink anof'sing with glei; If nobody carers: doit'fior Why, not a dolt c a re we. ~ IlancrAT= Giers.—AbiorNosh says that I C"baxel-eye inspiresat find a.Platonio sentiment" which gradually and surely expands into lord is newly founded as I the rock of Gibraltar. A woman with a haselatro never slopes lieu hes husband! never chats scandal, never finds fait. tierce talks too much nor toe little. always L an entertaining. intellechnd, agreeable itnd lovely creature." "We never knew." says a brother editor, "but one uniteteating and , unamisige laminar' with a basel•eyo, anti I she has a nom wltich looked, as the Yankee says, "like the end of nothing whittled 1 down to a point"' 'The grey is the sign of shrewdouts and talent. Great thinkers and ,captains hare it. In women it indi- I cafes a hitter bead than heart. ' The dark 1 hazel is' noble in significacce, as in its beauty.. The blue eye is amiable, but' may be feeble. The black—take care. A Plate /Oft RZADING rtlts BIBLE THILOIIOII ENTRY Yzitt.-,---During Jim:ta m road Genesis and Exodus; February, read to'loth Deuteronomy; March, to 15th of First Samuel; April to 15th of Second Sings; May, to sth of Nehemiah ; June to 100th Psalm ; July to 50 th of sa i a h 'August. to 20th of Ezekiel ; September, to end of old Testament; October, to end of Luke; Norentber, to end of fiat Co: rinthians; December, to the end of the New Testament—about. sixtv-fire or• see. enty-five pages per month, or aboat two pages for every week day, and four pages Or every Sunday. A beautiful superstition prevails among the Sonata tribe of Indiana. When .en disci maiden dies, rheyr imprison a Yining bird Untilit first begins to try its power of song, and then loading it with kisses' and caresses, they loose its bondi cmsr • the grave, in the belief that it will not fold its wings nor close its eyes until it has flown to the spirit land and delivered its precious burden of affection to the loved anti lost. It. is not unfroqueot tosect 20 or bitda les loose over one grave. Miss Martha Burwell. of BM/atm:ft county, (Va.) recently deceased, emancipated .thirteeo *laves, and made provision for their removal 40 Liberia, A •'Case•' In Englama, DOMINO ROFSEINoLDIPVTIE.B.—krom s variety of causes. lonising w . more coin. m.m than to find American women who have not 'the slightest idea' of household duties. A writer thus alludes to this sub. jest.' 'din this neglect of fiOusehoid cares American leinalei standalone.' A Germ. an 1at13,,. no *matter how lohy her rank, nevel forgets that domestic labor conduces tstthe .h•mlth o( body and mind alike.* English, lady, whether She be only - •a gentleman's wile, ore duke's, does not despise the household, and even though she lasll housekeeper, devotee a portion 'of her time to this, her true and happiest sphere. It is :emerged for our Republi• lean fine ladies to be more chOiee than !even their tuuntrehicalminl aristocratic !sisters. The result is a laisitudi of !mind often as' fatal to health as the neg. !lent of bodily exercise. The wife who !leaves her household cares to her servants: pays the penalty which has heels effixed to idleness, since the foundation of tits solid, and either wilts away from ennui, or ie driven into all sorts of fashionable follies to find employment for herr mind." A sunEmAitzit received,* note , !rom a lady to whom_ he was particularly attached requesting him to make heir a pair, of shoes, and not kr. °Wing the style .exacilv rlte required, he dispatched a written missive to her, asking her whether she would like them ..li . round or Lag. Toad." The fair sane, indignant at thus rich spectiren of orthography. replied, "Knee/her." It appears, from the records of the State Department. that the number of em• jgraota arrrived from foreign ..countriea, for the year endiug December, 18$5, was 230,478. of whom over 144,000 were male*. TWO DoLiAiui NUMBER 5. A Letter from a lion' eir numor Clay. • ' ' Thos. H. Clay, Etki..: who war W lilt' 1 gate to the American h'itinna) Conventitriti has sddreeshil a letter to the Votintrilif u' the Eighth Congressional District of Kett Lucky, giving thew ah account of the.'pro; ceedings of Iho Couvention As oar reltd-t ura and already uccquaiuted with, all' Ant transpired iii the Convention, We Mit itil* ' greater part of Mr C's letter, cepying, t' ly the closing paragraphs, - ih , whitib: AI speaks of the candidates, and exp, ' his opinion as to the 6ourse Lit iiilustriotui 1 father would pursue in thelretsuir Mali if he were now living : . ' .'' ' Mr. Filltneree best eulogy. fit to I* found in the successful and prosperous o.' : , minittration of the General Gore metal; in the two and, a had' 'years Inim lately, succeeding the dea th of General, " a1t0,. .. , That .stlministration bad nrY fatlitti f a un.. qualified approval. ' . • . „ ).have frequentlY been asked ' wtai r iet my opinion. Would have been niy ia,dier*, room in regard to the American p",. 0. „ t ie d he lived 1 I answer onhesitsttngly c ., he was national and coniervatlye,'lsA hare no , more doubt that he Wital4l ;,, hate mood on this platform than I hail of my own exultance* , One wind as to our candidate for tile . • toe more Presidency I hive known him toe more than thirty years, and Ittelitni, to bean ho norable. patriutic gentles:on. It, was our wish, in Obedienc,e 1 4:. structions, to have postponed the noniatit,,, dais until June; but the majority of Ike, , : Convention : were averse to suchpoet. • . . „ ponement..' Brothers of the American party!: - there a man among you whois, not satisfied with the nominations of Fillmore andl Donelson 7 , The National and conaeon. tire men throughout the Union , will with us. ; , We hare now standard-biamp worthy of our close. Our haulm f lO4 O highly and proudly to the breeze, andt ills aid of the'Llotitif our fathers, wit and Meet' succeed.. MI great InepeUte i ate your 'ob't 4. Pluo ILLU%fI iton;—A'coun.try girl, several of whine *titan had 'isuitt. sled badly, teas herself about to tabs she nooso. • "flow dare you get married." asked a cousin oc- her. "after having before you IIN unroituniate example of your aisters'l"' lodge for tho example of thy - ' tera," . taxelainted with spirit, 1 4 . 1' ' ebonite in Make trill thyself— Did yea , ever see a parcel of pigs running to trough of hot swill r The first onestinki i n his wise. get it scalded, and thet draws back and squeals. The second '- one bursts his nose and stands sgealing tho same manner. The' third 'followit suit and ha spicule: too. But 'still it makes no difference with those before ' but all in turn thrust in their noseijust ' XS if • the first had slut got' burned or siiiteal ! _ ed at pll. $o it is with girls in repasts matrintiony—and nevi. with this I " ho you a,e satirfied." . Hattni WARD itesOnite, in reply to it rebuke tor secularity and levity in iftie pulpit, hits right and Jell in this style.; • '.‘A sermon that ii . dry, cold, dull. 'alai `. porific,,it.a pulpit inonster,'and is petits' great a •violation of the sanctity of the pal. pit as the 'obtind extreme otTprofarie• levity: Men may hide or forsake . God:a living truth - by the way of atitpid dullness, paves intch as by pert imagination, A solemn nothing is, just as wicked its a witty notlang. Whoever hides the truth' ty et.sibellielian3nt of wnrili, by a satin exhibition of wit or fancy, by opaque h arming. by the impenetrable thickness of nice distirtions, by 'stupidity and Melees+ neva, by insane solemnity and tianctimmiw ions conventionalism, is a desecrator 41 . the pulpit and a breaker of the Sabbath day.,, 'atom or Stiavtso IN . ENOLAND••••• The smooth chin. abort hair, and shaved lip of the English were adopted to die.. tinguish those obedient to the Normal, rulo in contratlistietion to those Saxons who minifesied, by persevering in Meuse WA* long hair and heard of their anceittire. their aversion to the Norman conquerors and a Sired determination so free thee: seltas ohinever possible.. • Telgtt PRIIVANi, to a iady'inintelligenee (Are “Wettolien, if you'll give me eight duller* a month mid three attention! in ,n week, end timefor church three Jim.. every Sunday, and eggs and flsh mg{ Friday, and your references from, ytnlF last cook are satisfactoiy: 1 think place will suit me." A lady , 'Wished a , Best. A pprtly, hod. some ypung pielcapto br,ought IMO seated her, .06 you're, n jegiel,' said she. ! Oh. uo,' replied hoOiumAjereler.ri hare just oet di jowel.' , , , tironAzi.--r.t • is not the lustre olgald, the bparjc lin of dfamondlapdentersidapoill the splendor of tho purple cincture, Shai , Adorns or embellishes a wootnn ; bit grow. • ty. ditcretion,modesty. • .THR OTHER. ALTUNATIvit --"Mothert can't /g 9 no 4 ham my digotrookype sok. en r' my child. 1 goon it Isn't worth whiffs." .49.811, t h en.Jyou gtiglK let . me go 4nd have my toot pulled nofqq• go any ythero.l' . Wait L Li Otitcosa oar AT . SCIFOOZo. bery of little children" word tellips'thalt or what t)asy g 61 lottao.ll. Tbe . ~JP grammar s geography, ultimo:icy' Mate 'llMr ooze got rsadin4. srfllirg and „daliaiiimiv '!And *bit!: did you Yyti sek7 HAW 1 4 1* sal4 the 4tiw to a roarchouotli* l rrho 'was at that moment .# Mt poony int.?) a door paaeL ' 1 ! gets radio', spell); and .11 A pleasant wife is a raigipert a t4 whoa tow bobtail's Mince Ir !wiles/paw. 4 lnr 6w 7 2110.9.. H. CLAY.