. .. .. L.... , . ~ . • . .. . . . .. . . . . . , . . . , . ....... 1111.• . . . . . • . . BY D. A. & C. 11. BUEHLER voLumE nvid Our ' 0 n. DT MART DELL. Our own I What can we call our own Y The dower we cull taday, i The biid,iyhose song we love so hum smin from us away. c• The heart whose friendship most we prize, We cannot call our own; .Change o'er the heart loth quickly pass, Aud friendship all is flown. Our yitintli belongeth but to time, Who steals it soon away, And leaves instead the wrinkled brow, And locks of silver grey. What, is our own ? All, naught of earth, Our l ife, our youth, our joy; The flowers that bloom around our path, \Worth's care mid blight destroy: • • But there is something naught can steal, Ifwelcotned to our heart ; No changing times, and shifting scones, Can cause it to depart. Thimortal Truth, we here with us May blend if we but try, And make it ours to share our time An immortality. 1 . Flag of our Union [From the New York Obserrer. Dld..lefferson dle an Infidel Your lust issue calls attention to the fact that the Congress of '5l distributed three hundred copiesof the works of Thom as Jefferson, among several Colleges and other literary institutions ; and that these works contain infidel sentiments. It is touch to be regretted that the author of the Declaration' of Independence should have ever•entertained or published "is/fi de/sentiments." We cannot deny the fact. Ile so identified himself with infidel ity, while he held exalted position—and his expressed opinions to the world were such us to leave no doubt of the fact, that the Patriot, Scholar, and Statesman, was an avowed infidel. But there is ono-little Circumstance in the history of Jeffoisou, which I do not think is generally known It is Luis : Li lus old age, when ho had re tired to the quiet scenes of Monticello, he visited, one Sabbath, a country church ; it happened to be communion day,mid when the invitation was given to the com municants to colic forward and partake of the titieend detiiuutA, this 'man, who had given the influence of his high name to wards extinguishing the light of Christian ity, and obliterating the hope of the world; t his man came humbly forward, and meek /y kneeling at the altar, received those precious remembrances of the death of Christ, which, afford so much comfort to the believers. It is something wrested from the powers of darkness to know that it man of Jefferson's mind and ririnatisx of character Should respond to an invitation /tkii the "Ye 'that - .'do truly and earnesity.zeileut of your sins, and are in love und . eharity wi•li your neighbors, and intend to lead a new life, following the centtnautnnents of 4;tah and walking front hent.tvforth in his holy ways; draw near with fitillt, and take this holy sacrament to your comfort ; mid make your humble rmyession lu dll mnighly God, meekly kneeling upon your knues." I have this fact from a minister of the Methodist Episcopal Church, now ovar three score years of age, who was born, raised, and spent the greater portion of his lite iu Virginia. if my recollection of . our interview is correct, ho received the account from the servant of Christ who administered the sacrament. Some of Jefferson'sold manuscripts were published, I believe, after his decease, by au infidel relative. Is there net some rea son to believe that ho would have retract ird them publicly, had he lived a little longer I Tomnovs. The public mind is awak ening to the importance of physical edu cation. At the recent ladies' exhibition of gym natitic, calisthenic and dancing exercises, Dr. J l . V. C. Smith, Mayor, in his speech to Ili& parents and teachers while distribu ting the prizes. addressed them at much length ou the importance of developing the muscular apparatus of children, and made the pertinent remark : .•That the girls he know, when a boy, who used to climb trees Mid fences with the boys, who were called Tomboyti, by their medi um, were now, wherever found, leading women in society, with strong healthy bodies and minds. Mayor Smith was right. Our girls bad better bo tomboys than mincing young ladies. Under a right system of educa tion they would bo as far from ono.ex treme as the other; but if we must have an extreme, give us that whioh secures strong limbs, rosy cheeks and a constitu tion that will ling.—Lye Illustrated. The EMPRESS EUlANlE.—Without be ing-by any means the perfect beauty her flatterers deciare her to be, the Empress is certainly one of the very loveliest look ing women that could be found. Her face is lighted up with such an innocent, gen tle and vivantous expression, and a smile of such exceeding sweetness as render her perfectly chartnieg: Her manner is at mice graceful, dignified and gracious ; she looki absolutely radiant-on a public occa sion, and perloruas her part so 'perfect y and with such a look of absolute happiness that she seems not only Ili though she had been born to the station to which her eingu- lar (mum had raised her, but appears. be• side her impassible and undemonstrative partner, aitliough she was some sovereign in her own right wholunt espoused some man ,ceumble rank andeought unconsciously to Werke (or his comparatively cold and on ' gracious manner by the overflowing of her own royal and native: courtesy. , And yet to see her small, sweet, but pale and/wea• • rplooking lace at other times one, would Arty that she had already entered , on that t destiny.. of sorrow of which the -line_ of • pain..across her brow would seem to be nature's own prophecy. • A. .111IerAut..= Some ono has culled the telegraph. "the hightiay of thought."-L --Tis se art error—,-oit is the thread of Ooniersatioo."' • Genius is the, gold in the mine ; talent , lithe miner who works and brings it out. NW PEPPER'S WIFE. '"Mrs. Popper, I labor' under the im pression that it ishigh time. you were getting breakfast. .As my former house keeper understood all my, wishes with re gard to these things, I found it unnecessa ry to 'give any , orders respecting them; but with you it is different. As you have never got a meal InAis house, of course you know nething, Of the regulations of the household. In the first place, you will make the fire" Witte kitchen, put on the kettle, Sao'., then you will make a fire in hero. That done, you will cook break fast and bring it in here, e#,l have always been accustomed to taking mine in bed, and dolnot consider it necessary to depart from that custom on your account"; but should you prefer it, you can eat yours in the kitchen, as it is quite immaterial• to me." This occurrod the morning after Mrs. Pepper went to housekeeping. Mrs. Pep per was a sensible woman—she made no reply to Mr. Popper's commands; but as soon as her toilet was finished, she left the room, and sitting down in the kitchen, she thus ruminated : "Make the kitchen fire I Yes, I'll do that. Then make a fire in the bed-room ! I'll see to that, too. Then take the break fast to his bedside I Just see if Ido !" Anti then Mrs. Pepper sat and thought. deeply for a few minutes, when, appa rently, ha . ving arrived at a satisfactory conclusion, she proceeded to business. Having got a nice fire kindled in the kitchen, she carried some coal into Mr. P's apartment, and filled his stove, having first ascertained that there was not a spark of fire in it. That duty performed she next prepared the breakfast, of which she partook with it great relish ; and after matters and things were all set right in the kitchen, she went down town on a shopping excursion. Meanwhile Mr. Pepper began to grow impatient.' Ile "labored under the fin pression", that the atmosphere of his room did not grow worm very fast, and he began to feel unpleasantly hungry. Peeping out front behind the bed.curtains, he saw P how affairs were with° regard to the-stoves- - Something like a _suspicion of th 3 real state of affairs began to dawn upon his mind. Ile listened for a few minutes, but'all was still about the house. Hastily dressing himself, he proceeded to investigate the affair. He boon com prehended the whole of it, and was very wrathful at first; but he comforted him self with the reflection that he could pun ish Mrs. I'., and he felt bound to do it, too. After some search he found the rer mainaof the breakfast, of which he par took with tk gusto, and then ~sat ,down to Welt for Mrs. SU . Was 'it':lcintrtimo in coining, and he had ample ti mu to nurse his wrath. While sitting there, he thus soliloquized : "That ever I, Philander Peprr, should be thus treated, and by a woman, too, is not to be believed. 1 can't believe it, no, nor I won't either. But she shan't es cape, that's certain ; if she should, toy reputation for dignity would be forever gone; for havn't I told Solomon Simple ton all along how I was going to make my wife stand around, and how I was go ing to, make her get up and make the fire every morning, and let me lie abed, and how I was going to shut her up, and food hlr on bread and water, if she dared to say she wouldn't do it." "A cozy little arrangement, : Mr. Pep per," said a soft voice behind him. Mr. P. started up, and there stood Mrs. P. behind his chair, laughing just as hard as she could. Mr. Pepper. .put on a severe look. "Stt down in a chair, madam," he said, pointing to tho one ho had just vacated, "while I havo a little conversation with you. Now I should be pleased to know why you did not obey my orders this morning, and whore you havo been all the forenoon?" "Whore I have been this forenoon, Mr. Popper; I have not the least objection to tell you ; I havo been`down town doing a little shopping. I have puichased some lovely nankins ; just look at them," said she, holding them up demurely for inspec tion ; only paid a dollar a piece for them.—extremely cheap, don't you think so ?" she said. Mr. Popper was astonished; how she dared to turn the conversation was a mys tery to him. Suddenly his bottled wrath broke loose. Turning fiercely upon her, ho said: "Betsy Jane, you disgust mo ; you seem to make very light of this matter ; but it is more serious than you imagine, us you will find to your cost presently.— If you do not instantly beg. wy pardon iu a submissive manner, I shill exert my authority to bring you to a proper sonso of your misconduct, , by imprisoning you in ono of my chambers until you are wil ling to compromisirstriet obedience to my ivishes." At the oloso of this. very eloquent and dignified speech, Mr. Pepper drew him self up to his full height, and stationed himself in front of Mrs. P., ready to re ceive expressions of sorrow and penitence; he had no doubt that she would fall down at his foot and say "Dear Philander, . wont you please forgive me this limo ; I II never do so any more." • And he was going to say, "Bossy Jane, you'd bettor not ; 11 but instead of doing all this; wbado you think she did Laughed him right in the face,! Mr. Peppir was awfully wrathy. He spoke up in 'a voice of thunder 'and said "Mrs. Pepper, walk right up stairs this very minute, and don't let the grass grow under your feet while you are going, noi titer.: you - have began your nutlet in good season, Mrs. Pepper, but I'll have you know thatit won't pay to continue them any length of time with me. Mrs. Pepper. Again I command you,to walk up stairs." • . "'Well, really Mr. P., it is not at all ne cessary for you to' speak so lond- 7 1 not so deaf as all that comes to ; but as for walking up stairs I have not the lout 'ob .. --- GETTYSBURG, PA., FRIDAyEVENINVOULY.e7,;BSS4 • ' • jeetion to doing so, if you. will wait until I have recovered from in fatigue ; but I can't think of doing so before:" But you must, Mrs. P." ' "thea all I've got to say is this, you'll have to carry Ind, for I won't walk l' "Mr. P. looked at his wife for n moment with the greatest astonishment, but as she began to laugh at him again, ho thought to himself "She thinks I won't do it, and hopes to get off in that way ; hut it won't do; up stairs she's got to go, if I do have to car; ry her ; so hero goes ;" and taking the form of his lady in histkrms, he soon had the satisfaction of seeing her safely lodged in her prison, and carefely looking her in, he stationed a little red-headed youth on the front door stops to attend to calls and also see that Mrs. I'. did not escape ; and then he betook himself to a restaurant for his dinner, and. after dispatching • that he hurtled off to his office, and was `soon en grossed in busineqs. About the middle of the afternoon, our young sentinel rushed into the office, and said, never stopping to take breath : "Mr. Pepper had just batter run home as fast as he ean, for .that woman what's shut up bo making an awful racket, and she be tearing around there, and rattling things the distressingest kind, and if she beant splitting up something or other, then I don't know what splittiug be I" Without waiting to hear more, Mr. P. seized his bat, and hurried off home at a most undignified pace. Opening the hall door, he stole up stairs as carefully as possible, and applying his eyes to the key hole, ho beheld a sight which made him fairly boil with rage. Mrs. P. was sitting in the fire-place, reading his love-letters. The one she was engaged in perusing at that particular moment was trout a Mrs. Polly Primrose, who it appeared had once looked favora bly upon the suit of Mr. -Pepper; but a more dashing lover appearing on the scene, Miss Polly sent him a letter-of dismissal, promising her undying friendship, and ee -1 companying the same with a lock of her hair, and some walnut meats. llut it was..not the love-letters alone that Made Mr.l 3 : so Mitidgeliiiii: — lle"had' been something of a traveler in his day, and had collected a great many curiosities in his rambles, which he had deposited in a cupboard in the very room where he had confined Mrs. P. and she had got at them. She had s plit up an elegant -writing desk with his Indian battle•axc, in order to have a tiro, as the day was rather chil ly. In one corner of the firc•place was P's. best beaver, filled up with love letters. • it a ukall-tutlo, eloge te. -Mrs: P., WILS a beautiful Ilat China dish filled with bear's oil, in which :die had sunk .31r. 1"s best satin cravat, and havin, , iirol ono end of it, it afr ,, rdul her sufficient light for her labors—for Mr. I'. had closed the blinds fur the better security of the culprit. On some eoals in front of the fire was Mr. P's silver christening bowl, iu which Mrs. P. was popping corn, which she ever and anon stirred with the fiddle bow ; meanwhile occasionally punching up the fire with the fiddle, for Mr. P. bad, with commendable foresight, removed the shov el and tongs. Mr. P. condescended to peep through the key hole until he had obtained a pret ty corieet idea of what was going on with in. Never wag a Pepper as fired as he.— Ho shook the door; it was securely fas tened within, and resisted all 116 efforts to open it. "bordered Mrs. Pepper to open or take the consequences ; but as she did not open it, it is to be presumed that she preferred the consequences. Mr. Pep per darted down, the stairs like a mad man "I must put a stop to this," ho thought, "or I shall not have a rag of clothes to my back." Procuring a ladder, ho began to mount to the bed room ; but Mrs. P. was nut to be taken easily. She knew that ho bad left the dookunlocked, for she had_exam ined it as soon as he had loft; but she had no idea of letting him have the bene fit of her fire, so, hastily seizing large bot tles of cologne, she threw the contents upon the fire, and in a few minutes had the satisfaction of seeing it entirely ex tinguished. That duty perforated, she left the apartment, and locking the door, she stationed herself in a convenient po sition to hear everything that transpired within. In a few moments Mr. P. was safe in the apartment, and as soon as ho had clo sed the window, ho stood bolt upright in the middle of tho room, and said in a deep voice— "Jazobel, come forth !" No answer. "Jude, do you think to escape?" Still no response. Mr. P. begins to feel unettv, and hastily begins to search ' the room, but had not proceeded fur when ho hears a slight titter somewhere in the vicinity of the door.. Ile listens a mo ment and it is repeated. Darting to tho door, ho attempts to open it, but ho finds himself .a prisoner. There is one more chance, he'thinks, and hurries to the win. dow ; but, alas ! for Mr. Pepper, his wife has just removed the ladder, and he cannot escape. . Ho sits down on a chair and looks rue fully around him, and Presently he arises and picks up a few fraginenti of a letter which is lying on the carpet, and finds it from Polly Primrose: He wonders what she has done with the lock of hair. At this moment his eye falls upon ,his daguerreotype, which is, lying upon the table before him; mechanically taking it up, ho opens it, and sees-Lwhat Y nothing but his own face—all the rest of him be ing rubbed off, and around his lovely phis is the missing curl and the walnut meats carefully stowed' in the curter of the case.„ Mr. Pepper fairly blubbered a . loud. . . "Good 1" thought Mrs. P., mwhen you find your level, I'll lot you out and not till then. A little wholesome disoipfine will doyou cied, - and aia. fully, limp*. red to , adminteter it." "FEARLESS AND FREE!" flow long Mrs. Pepper - kept: her 'lite lord in durance vile, deponent saith not, auk k as to what passed between them when be was released • from , captivity; we aro not any better informed; but of this we are sure, Mr. Popper might have hien seen, a morning or two nfterwaxds. to pht his head into the bedroom and say in a meek manner— " Betsy Jane; I've made the kitehin fire and put on the tea-kettle ; won't ybu please to got up and get breakfast." • - ' Female Shop-Seepera. The life of cities presents ns with a vast number of incongruous sights and ma l ous exhibitions of misappropriated things and misplaced men. but among them all there is none loom incongruous or shock ing to the sense of the eternal fitnestiof things, than thespectaeleir abroad-shoul dered man, with brawny fists and a &ice moustache, engaged in the effeminate Us iness of selling tape and ribbons +is counter to a delicate woman. There Aro curtain employments which are Called min ly, .but selling muslin to ladies is- not ine of them. Mon are required to till sihe fields, to build houses. to make lawiii to act is soldiers. to preach sermons, to elon gate ships, and to perform a thousand ilth or duties which nature has silainlyilftAid den 'women to engage in. by denyingter the necessary physical qualities for suc cess. But site is In ni:Kaanner disqualified for shopkeepiug „ , and for the business of selling-to her own sex the articles of °fila ment and dress of which she ought to be the best able to judge. On the contrary, she has every qualification for the business, being neat-handed, patient, voluble, and conciliatory in her manner. In bqiif, ' woman is naturally fitted for the business of shopkceping, and society suffers a great wrong by her being kept from one ofshe occupations for which She is so eminently well quallified. Society suffers a double . wrong by it, for mon who usurp the, m ployment of Women are . kept from thitcre oupations in which they might rendelces sential service to mankind, while wined are either doomed to idle and unprofitable lives, or driven to employments which are degrading to their natures, or destruetive 'to their heslth. .„Doubtless the true JO -1 tion of a woman is that of a naother rif a family, superintending her housebol -af )e , fairs and waking home happy for he r, us= band' and children. But it so li s p . ns that there are always vast numbers Wo men who do not fulfil their , true &Alloy, and while waiting for their opportunity I must resort to the best means of obtaining a living that may ho open to them. tally painful this season of the year it is 'tally painful to see the hearty and stud", fe4; lows wasting away their lives in effeminate employments among silks. musliu4-snl • art Metal' tie wtsnisstrittr might Iner44) eially engaged for themselves and others iu g3therilig in the harvest of our ripened field's, in cutting wood, catching fish, tend : its; herds, delving in mines, or doing a bemired other things to help to sustain human life and add to the prosperity and greatness of the nation. . TWe London "Post"—the great chroni cler of the fashionable war, whose Jenkins thinks himself well employed in writing descriptions of ladies dreasess that aro worn to aristocratic balls and Queen's le vees—is envious of all the mustachioed shopkeepers of Oxford street and Regent. and wants to pack them all of to the Cri mea, to servo as soldiers in the ranks, and, recommends all the Duchesses, Mar chionesses and Countesses—the queens of fashion—to do their shopping only at those places where they employ women to wait on customers. But the great difficul ty lies with the ladies themselves ; for it, is said that in shopping they prefer to deal, with men—and that, after all, will proba bly prevent any change iu the existing cus tom among shopkeepers in this city. But we wish it were otherwise, and that the women would form a union, for the sake of woman, and agree to purchase only of their own sex.—N. Y. limes. A NI C E COUNTRY FOR, NRII.VOUN A Texas correspondent describes the do. mastic productions of that favoured land in glowing terms:— "Texas is the paradise of reptiles and creeping things. Rattle and moccassin snakes are too numerous even to shake a stick at; the bile of the former is easily cured by drinking raw whiskey till it pro. duces intoxication; but for the bite of the latter there is no cure. The tarantula is k pleasant institution to get up a quarrel! with. Re is a spider with a body about the size of a hen's egg. and legs five or six inches long and covered with long black hair. He lies in the cattle tracks, and if you sop him, move out of his path, his bite is absolutely certain death, and he never gets out of the way, but can jump eight or ten feet to inflict his deadly bite. Then, there is the centicede, furnished with au unlimited number of legs, each leg armed with a claw, and each claw inflicting a separate wound. If he walks over you at night, you will have cause to repent it for 1 many months to come, as the wound is of a particularly poisonous nature, and very difficult to heal. The stinging lizard is a leader evil, the sensation of its wound being likened to the application of red hot iron to the person; but one is too thankful to escape with life, to consider that any annoyance. But the inaects! flying, run ning, jumping. creeping. digging. hump ing. stinging! they are everywhere. Ask for a cup of water. and the rejoinder in our 'Camp invariably is : 'Will you have it with 'a bug, or without!' 'lle horned frog is one of the greatest curiosites here, and is perfectly harmless. It has none of the cold, slimy qOalities of its Northern breth ren, but is frequently made a .pet of.— Chameleons are innumerable, darting over the - prairies in every direction with incon ceivable' iwittness, changing their color according to the colons( the object under which thay may be. • The woods on the blinks of the bayous are alive with mocking birds, singing most beautifully, and feather ed.game is abundant, and very tame, as it is rarely sought after. The only varie ties that I have ever seen. are the quail, partridge, snipe, mallard, plover and pol -1 riu hen. A Dialogue. "Istute,Lave you paid the printer ?" in quired an . .old lady of her husband ; who was delighting the family circle by reading aloud to them from a fine-looking news paper--(excuse our blushes, for we editors are as modest as maidens.) ""No, Rebecca, I have not," answered the old gentletnan, adjusting his specta cles—qut you know it is only a trifle.— Tho printer, I see, gives a polite dun, but they cannot mean me, as ram one of their political friends, and at all eventa my two dollars would be a trifling moiety to them." "Well, Isaac, if all their subscribers were to say the same thing, the poor fol lows woold •starve, unless they could con jure their types• into cora, and the press into a flouring mill. And surely, you. as their friend, should be more punetual in paying them than if you were there polit ical enemy ; besides, it would show your at tachment to , them and the good cause they advocate." "I thought of settling my subscription when I.was in- town last," said TAM, win eing. under the rub, "but the money that I teemed for my pioduco was, better than usual, and I did not like to part with it," "Why; certainly you would not pay them in bad money." "No, my doar, but% sometimes I am ob liged to take uncurrent paper, and I pre fer paying my debts with that, when I can get it off. Oh, these banks, these banks I Any way, that sort would suit the printer just as well, as they don't keep it long.— My neighbor, Jenkins, said ho offered them money that nobody else would take, and they did not refuse it. "Shame on you, Isaac," exclaimed the good old lady, "you would not, I hope, ito• irate the example °phut miserablelellow• Jehkins ; why. ho- would jew- the Verson out of half of his stipend and pay the bal ance in trade." " "Yet ho paid the 'Hinter, grandma," in terrapted a little taxed haired miss, who stood besidelier randfathers's knee. Well; well, I'll . call and pay thein," said the. old gentle Man, nettled, "for an article treadin their paper,tbe other clay was worth twice the amoot 'of the sub scription."' • _ - "And you know, grandpa, you saidlhat the piece about counterfeits saved you twelve dollars which you would have ta ken from the Yankee pedlar," again inter rupted the little girl. "Yes, it did so, Mary. and for thittivtiew I go in town, ll pay off my old spore, and the neat year too ; iu advance, ie the bargain." • Mr. Isaac kept his word like tin honest man. Whether because his con science smote him about the uneurreut money, or because ho was convinced by the arguments of his amiable, spouse and (Vey- elt eek e d grand - ildv:we -ea tin *tiny be that as it way, we assure , our retiders that our pockets rang that tangible - proof of friend Isaac's probity aurtattronage, until we paid our debts. • Now, we feel assured, that if the good ladies in the town and country, and-throughout all creation; as that most veritable nondescript, Jack Dow ningovould say, only knew how the heart of the poor printer ht gladdened by the salutation .of such 11 _man. as Isaac, they would read this paragraph to their bus. bands, and say in the language of the good old book—"Go thou and do likewise.' EtTRAORDINARY CASE OF FASCINATION. —About two weeks since a little girl near six years of age, named Co!lista Hill of Gilmanton Centre was searching for ber ries in the field, when her attention was artestell by a peculiar singing noise and on looking she perceived two large black snakes, one of which was ill an erect atti tude and gazing fixedly upon her, accent paning its. vibratory motions by: as she says, most beautiful singing." She first attempted to run, but found herself ut terly incapable of doing so. She then looked at the snake until she • became so pleased with it that she took it into her lap, and held it until alto thought it asleep and then fled to the house. For a num ber of days she visited the snake, un known to her parents. who , finalty dis covered her feeding it every day, becom ing more and more attached to it, until it would wind itself about her neck, and even take food from her mouth. Finally she was prevailed upon to place it in 'a box and in that it is still kept; except when being fed. Hundreds in the vicinity have been to see it, and it is the opinion of medical men who have seen her that she is completely fascinated, and that the death of the reptile would prove fatal to her.— Her parents have had many tempting of fers to permit her to be taken about and exhibited with the snake, but, though they are poor, they have sense enough to ro• fuse such offers. The snake is over four feet long. "The little girl was asked if she was not frightened when she first saw the snakes. She said.she was terribly fright ened; and when asked, why she did not run, she tried but 'could not ; she:also tri ed to scream for her motber, but could not speak a word. The idea is that she was paralyzed by the magnetic power of the snakes. The first time she remained with them a lung time---could not tell bow long. Afterward daily she staid with them several hours, feeding them regularly.— She says they liked sweet things best, and that she stole throe cakes of maple sugar that her mother had laid away, and sweet gingerbread whenever she could, to give them. 'Mt big snake would try to (hive the small one away from her when fed, land she cuffed him several times; and he returned the compliment by taking her fingers into his mouth several times, with out doing much harm. ConseqUently she don't like this' snake as she does the oth er one, though he is generally fond of her." HIGH AND DOERVED COMPLIMENT.- At the Dorchester celebration on the 4th inst., Colonel Aspiniatall. late United States Conant to London, , and an officer •ot the war of 18 12, who lost his arm in the service, stated in his speech that the late Duke plifirellington (no mean authority,) styled the march of General . Scott to Mexico "the military mimetic of the ise." ,••. , . • • Mig 00QUITTS RKIIIIKED.--4sOrtl •••••••, a nobleman, both by nature and birth, was noted for his Virtue, his unassuming man ners, and grace and elegance of person.-- He had married, when quite young, a la dy of - equal yank with himself, though she was by, no means handsome ; but he loved her with almost romantic' fervor. The Countess of L— was a moat su perbly beautiful woman. and once, in comp any with a number of friend+. boast ed that she could conquer Lord if she could only gain his attentions long e nough. The boast was received with doubt by her friends. "Ile is eminently a chriatian man," said one. • 'A. fig for his christianity,” said the countess contemptuously.. "I tell you. I can make him 'sue me for a smile ;' I wish I could gain hie arm for one' quarter r „ of an hour.' .. • ' Her wish w g6itfi ed ; tint very e• vetting, at a bri ijtfit party, Lord N—' and his lady appeared. Blazing with cost ly jewels, radiant as pearl, the unprincipled Countess rivited every eye ; she was in deed fairer than a poet's dream, With the most ' delicate menteuvering, she gained the attention.ol LON N---:, anil walk ed triutoplvintly through the blaze of beat t' ty, casting significant glances on those she met who had heard her idle boast.' But though as polite as' thu most ac complished man of t he world, she could see that Lord N— was totally unmoved by her elegant style, or her coquettish airs and glances. Finally as she gave some „14t;le quotation, which he considered deli .`eately complimented by the aproval of his wife, !he Countess Ventured to sneer; . she I was piqued because he, quoted his wife, that plain Lady N—, befora_her,.. the iniperiouti, the acknowledged belle ol the whole empire. Lord N— turned his dirk eye fully upon her,— "My dear madam," said he, in an am phatic manner, "one approving word from my wife is wortlia thousand trout' any other woman however brilliant anti beau. tiful she may he," • The blood mounted to the cheeks and brow of the. Countess ; she felt how soh• lime wee the dignity of virtite, but she did notyer,despair, Seeing lady N—conver -sing with one of the blandest of sererciges she exclaimed—, • - "Look, my lord tairef you not see bow entirely engrossed4iur lady seems with the handsome rine," youlshould be jest "l • - • am not," lie replied still more stern ly rmy wife and I have a motto, that 'true linnet will never suffer itself to be tempt etr—and as , fur myself, with reference to Lady N---•,1 can say.in the divine language of Scripture, "theheart 01 her husband doth safely trust her.'! Thu coattette wits sileuc'ed klier anima gbile; anife'who reason why. As for the Coutitet.s. she was heard often afterward to declare that could she obtain a husband like Lord N —she should consider herself the hap piest woman iu the•world. "You Foaoux ME."--A gond joke is told at the expense of one of our church going citizens who is the, fßther of an in teresting fsmilly of . children, and .ainong them a bright, eyed . boy numbering four or five summers, the pet ,of the household, and unanimously voted the drollest little mischief alive. On Saturday night he hail been bribed to, keep peace and retire to bed at an hour earlier than usual, with the promise • that on the morrow, he . might go with the family to, church . On Sunday morning it was found inconvenient , to put the youngster through the regular course of washing and dressing necessary for his proper appear 7 ance at the sanctuary,. and the family elipped olr without him.. They, had not, howeveronore than got comfortably seat ed in, their pew,, when in walked the young stir with nothing on but a night rapper and cloth cap. "You forgot tne," said he, in a tone loud enough to be heard all over the•church: The feelings of the parents can be more easilly imagined than deseribed.--Lajay elle (ind.)Journal. - • - To MAKE FRUIT PIES.—No temier-crtist should be made to apple or any fruit pie. It is always heavy and, not lit to eat.. Place a narrow rim of.pasie around the edge of the plate, and fill with the fruit either raw or stewed, and cover it. The . juices will be retained much better, and it will pave a sight of flour and butter, which is no tri fling consideration in these days, and. what is of more consequence, will save dyspep sia, which cost more. Alter cutting they. are taken out with a spoon: Fox FROM A STEEPLE. —A young Ger man,-namod Joseph Hoffman, 101 l front the steeple of a now Catholie Church, which is being built in Hamilton, Ohio, killing him instantly. The top 'of the cross is 165 feet abeve the ground, and he was on a staging about twenty-five feet from the top of the cruse. He lost his balance and . fell,. strik ing on the roof of the building,'and break ing his back and neck. ' The force of the fall threw him some twenty feet froen the building, very much mutilating hie body. HIGH GllOUND.—ipierica is the only . country on earth that can by possibility, lay any claim to the national capital of the globe. The researches of Maury have do• reonstrated that, by wind and wave, it is down stream from our country to all the wqrld—and that all nations must theca& to reach it. With an ocean ou either baud, its power descends with celerity to 'every country on• the sphere—and that, too, from oven the deepest interior of our torri tory.—.firmageddon. NEVF.R MAURY Eon A FonTuttr.— We overheard a poor tmforteuate get the following sookdolager, the other day, from his better half : "You good for nothiug follow !" said she, "what would you have been had I hot married you? Whose was the baking kiver, whose the gig trough, whose the frying-pan, and the irou.hooped bucket, but mine, whoa you married me ?" • • • • Why li a sick 'Jew diamond Ileum foil, TWO DOLLARS PER ANNUM: INUUImB2I, ;... . . togN ii, , Tv AIHINOTON'II GAIT ITOTgo•-•411 carrespontlent.of The Charlestown Couri; er relates the following interesting ci teem stance : ' ' "I was' present'when .Gen.,Washingtott gait, hia last vote. it was in the Spring' of 1799, in the town of 'Alexandria, Hett. died the 11th of December following:— The Court-house of - Fairfat County was then over, the Market-House and imenedi• ately fronting'Gadaby's tavern. • The en. trance to it was by. a slight flight of crazy erieps on the ontside. The election was progressing--severai thousand persons in the. Coort.Huuse and immediate' neighboring streets, and I was standing on Gatlaby.'a ateps, when' the . Father of hitt Country drove up and immediately ap proached the Court-House steps, and when within a ward. or two of them. I saw eight or rein good-looking men groin ditTerent di rections, certainly without the leastconcert; spring.simultanennely and place, themselves in po,itintrA to uphold and support the steps should they fall;in tho General's as cent of them. I was immediately at his back, and. in that position entered the Court-House with him—followed , in his wake through &dense crowd to the polls —heard him vote—returned with him to; the outward crowd—heard him oheered.' by more than two thousand persons as he eniered.his carriage, and saw his depart ' tire, 'There were five or six -candidates on the bench sitting, and as the General approached them they rose in a body !: bowed smilingly. and the salutation haw. ing -been returned very gracefully the General immediately cast hiseyes toward' the regieitry of the polls, when Col. Den -- f think it . was, said: 'Well, Genet- al, how do you 'vote 1' The. Senecal looted at the vanilidates and said : 'Gen tlemen,•l vote for thediures, not for men,' ' r and turning. to the recording table audibly - pronounced his vote, saw it entered, made a graceful bow, and retired." • , A WARNING TO AMERICA AND AMU. OANS.—Miss Anna Ella Carroll, of Mary laud, has commenced the publication of a hook in the New York Crusade, under thri title of ..A Warning to America and Anter icing ." The Express says. Miss Carroll is connected 'with the oldjand honored Car- , rol family of ilditryland : with Charles Car. rol, who signed the Declaration of Indepen deuce-,and with , tho respected Archbishop' Carroll, who fondly hopedt.i see his church independent of Rome, and who. we judge s - had he lived, Would never have stannitted to 'he imposition(' oldie papacy as practis ed in the present (lay. Mimi Carroll, in in troducing her book to thb public, and which we hope. will do great good in a noble cense, respectfully alludes to her Roman Catholic ancestors; and gtves her reasons ferentering upon the work of addressingthe public' in behalf of her Country and the 4) 49lPlWAgitiepndigolplolglo ,l l l American spirit, :Miss v. euicet bOok to the President of the American par ty, to whom she says "You, then ell' pemit the , delicate hand of woman to 'midst in the • culture of the vine and the olive, which flourishes only on the boil of freedom.; and to resist the attempt now industriously being made to supplant time laurel by the cypress, the sas salras..iind hickory_ by the pnira4ree And. shittim Wood. . • , Some person offers girls , thefollowiPg advice. Never marry a man' until you have ;men him eat. ,Let the ciantlitlate , for your hind pass through the ,ordeal of eat ing soft boiled eggs. If he can 110 it'and leave the table apread, and napkin. and his shirt unspotted—take him. Try him next with • a spare , rib: If he, can accom plish this feat, without putting out one of his own eyes, or pitching the bone!! Into , your 14p, name , the wedding-day at once he will do to tie td. PRETTY SATARI.-A little urchin, some twti or three years old, being a little dis• tance florn the house, was suddenly start.. ed by .a loud claP- . of. thunder. Ho was much frightened, and made rapid tracks for the house. But as the shod was the 'nearest shelter,' he entered. and cleating a defiant look at the 'clouds he exclaimed, thunder away, lam under the shed , I" To CLEAN . PelNT.—The beet thin' or cleaning oil paints is a sponge, dippe n ammonia which is copiously, with water. Soap &fictive's the turpen..- tine as well as the linseed oil end not only , destroys the smooth and , shiny surface, but exposes Oen the lead to the influence• of the water and air, end is, therefore, nOt• proper to be used: BRUPORT OTIGANNARAN'S 011ARACTZtte.. Brid4et came to New York. and foiled to. her inexpressible regret that she had lost her certificate across the sea. But hes cousin Patrick supplied her with apothem in thelollowing words- 7 "'fhiscerdfies that Bridget O'Flannahan hail * good character when 'also left Ireland, but.sho lost it on the ship coming over." LOOKINO OUT FOR ♦ LQNO Lontion,lituea say: ~ w hatever delusion tiiinisteta - were in, as to the duration orthe warlaat,year. we now bnow that it ie wise to make up our mioda to twenty years at least; that we named* more like,ly to shorten the war br an went • than under estimate. „ To Remove. INK FROM A LIN fiN Dip the spotted part of the linen; into welted tallow, wash ow. end Ilinepohl. will diiappear, and leave the linen u white and pure as•befere it was loaded. There are,trees in Wisconsin dna le takes two , men and a bo to loolcio the , top of them. One looks till he i gets thid, and another commences where he len of , The iniipailly of the Sods peopho to writtenefrotone,is well known. Ai Kir. eudhright, at an, minangumtino," en old women on site pulpit stair,askedone elf her aompaniona if the new Cahill*, was w reader. • "And hoer Can he read. women, wait the reply, "the man's Min." :Tr* whieh'the first made *newer, "I ric heae4-1 wieh they. woste,tellitie