Di D. A. C. H. BUEHLER VOLUME XXIII Twenty Years Aso. I've wandered to the oil Ilse, Tom ; Pre eat he- neath the tree, Upon the achool•houae play-ground, which shel- tared you end me ; But none were there to greet me, Tom ; ■nd few were lell to know, That played with us upon the gran, tome twenty years ago. The gran is just as green, Tom ; bare-footed boys at play. Were sporting just is we did then, with spirits just la gay But the "Master" sleeps upon the hill, which, coat ed o'er with snow, Afforded us a sliding place, just twenty years ego. The old school house is altered some; the benches are replaced By new ones, very like the same our penknives had defaced; • But the same old bricks are in the wall; the bell swings to and fro, Its music just the same, dear Tom, 'twee twenty years ago. The boys were playing some old game, beneath that same old tree; I do forget the name just now—you've played the same with me; On that same spot; 'twas played with knives, by throwing so end au ; The leader had a task to do—there, twenty years ago. The river's running just as still ; the willows on its side Are larger than they were, Tom ; the stream ap pearl' lees wide— But the grape vine swing is ruined now, where °nee we played the beau, And swung our sweethearta—.pretty girls"—just twenty years ago. The spring that bubbled 'neath the hill, claw by the spreading beech, Is very loar—'twaa once so high, that we could al. moat reach ; And. kneeling down to get a drink, dear Tom, 1 started so, Toles how much that I am changed, since twen ty years ago,. Neat the spring, upon an elm, you knor 1 cut your WIMP. Your sweetheart'. just beneath it. Tom, and you did name the same; Some heartless wretch had peeled the hark— Inas dy ins; sure . but glow, Just ae that one. whose name was cut, died twen ty year. ago. My lids have long been dry, Tom, but tears came in my eyes; I thought of her I loved so arell—those early bro- ken ties ; I visited the nl•1 church-yard, •nd took some flow. era to strew Upon the grave* of those we loved, some twenty years ago. Rome are in the chuich•yatd laid—wine sleep be. neath the wit ; But few are left of our old class, excepting you and me ; And when one time .hall come, Tom, and when we're railed to no, I hope they'll lay us where we played, just twen ty years ago. TIED LITTLE! BOUND BOY'S 1.4:43,:547,4 BY MRS. lA. A. DENISON A little fair-haired child laid its pale check against a pillow of straw. It had toiled up three pair of narrow, dark stairs, to gain its miserable garret, for it was a little "bound child," that had neither father or mother ; so no soft bed awaited his tired limbs, but a miserable pallet, with one thin coverlid. It had neither lamps nor candle to lighten the room, if such it might be called ; still that Was not so bad, for the beautiful round moon smiled in upon. the poor bound boy, and almost kissed his forehead, as his sad eyes closed dreamily. But after a while, as he laid there, what a wondrous change came over the place.— A groat light shone down, the huge black rafters turned to solid gold, and these seemed all studded with tiny, , precious P par kling stones. The broken floor, too, was. all encrusted with shining crystals, and the child raised himself upon his el bow, and gazed with a half fearing, hall' delighted look upon the glorious right. One spot on the wall seemed too bright for his vision to endure, but presently, as if emerging from it, came a soft white figure, that stood by the poor bound boy's bed side. The child shut his eyes ; ho was a little, only a little frightened, and his heart boat quickly, but he found breath to mur mur, "tell me, who are you ?" "Look up, be not afraid," said a sweet voice, "that sounded like the harps of hoe en, "look up, darling, I am your brother Willy, sent down from the angels to speak with you and - tell you to bear all your sor rows patiently, for you will soon be with us." "What 1 you my brother Willy 1 oh, no, no, that cannot bo ; my brother Wil ly was very pale, and his clothes were patched and torn, and there was a hump on his back, and ho used to go into the muddy streets and pick up bits of wood and chips; but your face is quite too hand some and your clothes prettier than I ev er saw before; and there is no ugly hump on your back—besides, my brother Willy is dead long ago. "I am your brother Willy, your immor talbrother ; my body, with the ugly lump, is dead and turned to ashes ; but just as soon as that died, I went up to the great heaven, and saw sights I cannot tell you about now, they were so very, very beau tiful. But. God, who is your Father and mine, gave me these bright garments that never get soiled; and I was , so happy that I expect my face was changed very much, and I grew tall and straight ; so no woad wr you do not know me." Acid now the little bound boy's tears began to fall. "Olt I",..ita exclaimed earnestly, "if I 400 0044 go to heaven 1" "Ymt can go," replied tke angel, with a mails of ineffable • sweetnei, "you have learned , how to read ; well, to-morrow get your bible and find very reverently—for it is God's most holy book—these words of the Lord Jesus : "But I say unto you, love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that bate you, and pray for them whiah despitefully use you and persecute you." "Do all these, and you shall be the child of your father which is above." "Even if they beat me 1" murmured the little bound boy with a quivering lip. A flash of light passed over the angel's face as ho replied, "the more you forgive, the nearer you will be to heaven." In another moment the vision had gone, but still the room was all blazing with an unearthly radiance. As the little boy fell back upon his pil low his wan face reflected the angel's smile, and he thought, "I will forgive them even if he beat me." Suddenly a more musical voice than the former fell upon his ear. This time he was not afraid, but sitting upright on his mise•*ble couch, he saw a figure that seem ed to lift itself to the wall, a ray of in- tense brightness outlined all its form ; its eyes blazed, yet there was a mild beauty in them every time they looked into his "Little one, I am your father," said the form, in melting accents. "I don't think you can be my father," whispered the boy, timidly. "My father used to look very old, indeed ; and he got hurt, and wore a crutch ; there were wrin kles on his face, and all over his forehead; his hair was short and white—not long like yours. And my father used to stoop over, and wear a little black apron, and put patches on i-hoes, in a little dark room." "And what else ?" "He used to pray arid sing very sweetly, but I never hear any praying and singing now," sail the child, bursting into tears. "Don't cry, dear little boy, but listen to me. I ant your father, your immortal fa ther, that poor lame body is all gone now, mingled with the dust of thegrave-yard.— As soon as the breath left that deformed body I was with the shining angels, hosts and hosts of them bore me up to heaven : and the King of that glorious place clothed me in these robes, white and stainless, and gave me this beautiful body, which shall never feel corruption. And this was the reason, dear little orphan—because I loved and my chief delight was in praying to Him, and talking about Hint, and al though I was very poor I tried to be hon est, and many times went hungry rather than do wrong. And if you never forget to say the little prayers that I taught you, if you will keep God's commandments, and trust in him always, you shall soon be with me in my sweet Heavenly home." Once more the child was left alone, and still the rafters were golden, the walls pear ly,"tho old floor studded with brilliants, and the same soft, mysterious light over all. A strain of holy music fell faintly upon his enraptured senses ; it gre'v) louder and came nearer and nearer to the head of his little bed. And then a voice—oh far sweeter than either of the others, sang, 'my child, my little earth child, look upou me, I am thy mother.' In a moment what emotions swelled the bosom of the lonely boy. lie thought of her cherished tenderness to him long years ago, of her soft arms around his neck, her gentle lips pressing his forehead, then came up the cruelty of strangers, who, after she had been put away in the cold ground, treated him with harshness. He turned towards her, oh ! what a glo rious being; her eyes were like ears; her hair like the most precious gold; but there was that in her face that none other might so truly know. He had doubted if the first risen was his brother, if the second was his father, but not once did he doubt that this beautiful being was his own dear mother. A little while he kept down his strong feeling, but the thought of the past and the present overpowered him. "Oh I mother, mother, mother," he cried, stretching forth his little hand, "let me come to you—let me come; there iB no body in this world like you ; no one kisses me now; no one loves me—oh I mother, mother, lot me co i tne and the hot tears rained down his cheeks. "My orphan child," she said in low tones, that thrilled him to the heart, "you can- not come to me now, but Eaton to me.— I am very often near you when you know it not. Every day lam by your !tido, and when you come to this lonely room to weep, my wings encircle you. I behold you suf fer, but I know that God will not give you more sorrow than you can boar. When you resist e_vil, I whisper calm and tender thoughti into your soul; but when you give way to an anger, when you cherish a spirit of revenge, you drive your mother from you; and displease the great.and holy 90d. "Be good, be happy, even amidst all your trials, and if it is s oonsolation,know that thy immortal mother often communes with thy soul. And farther, thou shalt **on be with me." . "Oh I mother, mother, mother," mar. GETTYSBURG, PA., FRIDAY EVENING, NOVEMBER 19,1852. mured the boy, springing from his bed, and striving to leap towards her. The keen air chilled him—he looked eagerly around—there was no light, a solemn still ness reigned, the radiance, the rafters of gold, the silvery beams, the :ulnae, the angcla—all were gone. And then he knew that he had been dreaming; but oh ! what a dream 1 how strengthening, how cheer ing; never, never would he forgot it. The nest morning when he went down to his scant breakfast, there was such a beautiful serenity upon his face, such a sweet gladness in his eyes, that all who looked upon him forebore to taunt or chide him. Ho told his dream ; and the hard hearts that listened were softened; and the moth er who held her own babe was so choked with her tears that she could not oat; and the father said inwardly that henceforth he would be kinder to the poor, and so he was. The child found his way into their affections, ho was so meek, prayerful, so good; and at the end of a twelvemonth, when the angels did in very deed take him far above to Heaven, the wholefannly wept around the little coffin as if he was one of their own. But they all felt that he was in the bright heaven with his brother, his father, and his dear angel mother. Touching Lines The following beautiful lines bear the heart's impress. They were written by Chichester, on tue death of his - wife : Sleep on my love in thy cold bed; Neer to be nisquietsd ; I My I.lst "goon night!" Thou wilt not wake, ' l ill I . thy fare shall overtake ; Tin age, or grief, or sickness, must Marry my bony to thinnest It so nor h tetra; arid fill the room My heart keeps elipty in the tomb; Stay Ito the there; I will not tail To inert thee to that hollow vale ; And think not Much of illy tlelay ; I AM already our the u at, And w thee with all the speed Desire ran 111 .kv, or aotrow breed. Each minute is a short degree. And rvrry hour a 'rep towards thee; At night, when I betake u, rest, Next MOM I rise nrarer Inv west of life, almost by eight hors sail, Than when sleep breathed his drowsy gale Influence of n Newspaper, 29,..A school teacher who has been en gaged a long timd in his profession, and witnessed the influence of a newspaper up on the minds of a family, writes to the ed itor of the Ogdensburg St-ntinel as follows : have found it to be a uni I fact, without eiceptl•m, that theme scholar• of both WIPP and of all age., who have had scream to ne, Niapera•t home, when compared with those who have not, are 'Setter renders, excelling in pronunciation ■nd erni,lia.is, and consequently read more un derstandingly. 2. They are better spellers and define words ith more ease and securary. 3. They oht,in a practical knowledge of geog raphy in almost half - he time it requires others, u the tieamp:Ter h.s made them familiar pith the location of the impoitant places, nations, their Governments and doingq, on the globe. 4. They are better grammarians, for having be come so familiar with every variety ofstyle in the newspaper. from the commonplace advertisement to the finished and classical oration of the states man, they more readily comprehend the meaning of the text, and consequently analyze its' construc tion with accuracy. 5. They write better compositions, using better language. cortaining more thoughts, more dearly and ennnecteilly expressed. 6. These oung men who heye for years been readers of the newspapers, are always taking the lead in the debating society. exhibiting Amore ex tensive kilo% ledge upon • greater variety of sub. jerta, and expressing their views with greater flu ency, dearness and correctness in the use of lan guage. A BEAUTIFUL FUNERAL.—A recent let ter from Acapulco. thus describes the fu neral of two sisters—beautiful girls of 18 and 20 years. They were carried to the grave in the evening, aide by aide. in an open funeral car, in elegant dresses which they had made with their own hands for the Spanish ball which was to have ta ken place on the evening of their burial. The car in which the corpse lay was splen didly decorated—rising above the heads of each a beautifully gilded crown, and at their feet gilded ornamental work repre senting two half moons. to their hands, which were locked together in the attitude of prayer, they had bouquets of flowers, and their brows were encircled with wreaths of roses. The faces of the young girls were uncovered; hut, partly conceal ing their magnificent dresses, was thrown over them a richly-worked lace veil, cover ed almost completely with offerings of flowers, while their tiny feet, encased its plum colored silk stockings and satin laced shoes, were slightly exposed to view.— 'rlie case was borne on the shoulders of twelve negroes ; following them six oth ers, with the hip of the burial ease ; and following the latter still, six others with a table ,upon which the car was set down in the street at intervals. A band of music, playing a lively tune, preceded the cortege. and 111110111 the whole city saw them plac ed in the tomb, and chanted over them the solemn burial service of the Catholic Church. A "hard case" watt interrogated then:h er day, by a friend, who had just s seen him at church, but found him swallowing a glass of brandy and water at a public bar• room, thus; I saw you at church this moruing, listening very attentively to the dischurse, how comes it tLat I now see you here drinking I ..1 always thirst af ter righteousness," was the answer. The Portland Transcript has an amn ling correspondent, who lately relieved himself of the following play on word. "1 cameo beano we a beer Beardawa apse a Wet When bap at hair he strips the hare, . Par be& 1 ery—rodeerl “ What tild you give for that horse. neigh bor T” ••My now!" ••Well, that was cheap!" • orEARLDBB AND FREE." Getting a Subscriber. Tired and fatigued from a long day's ride, covered with the dust we had gather. ed on a dry, sandy road, we called at Squire Robb's to wet our mouths . . rest our hones. and have a chat with the Squire. On our part, however, there was a disposition very soon to talk less and doze more.— This, Elohbs, a good natured soul, per. calved as by intuition, and soon left us to the soft influences of nature's •sweet re storer." Now, how long we slept we needn't tell, and our readers needn't know. It wasn't long, however, for the loud talking in the Squire's office soon aroused us, and we listened to a conversation highly in teresting to us. It seemed that Joactirn Gulic—Old Joe—a clever, sober, close fisted neighbor of the Squire's, had called in to talk about "the crops," and matters and things in general. "Well, Squire," said Mr. Guile, "do you know where a fellow can buy a right smart chance Ma niggar boy these times 1" "Really, uncle Joe 1 don't know at this time. There was a sale in town last week of some six or eight at one time." "There was ?" 'Yes. And I got a right likely negro boy eighteen years old, fur 8450. My word for it, I wouldn't take a thousand dollar him to-day." "Jus my luck. Why I never heard a word of it. Who told you, Squire?" "0, you know I take the paper. I saw the sale advertised, and as I had to go to town anyhow, I went on the day of sale, thinking perhaps I might hit a bargain, and I did hit one, sure." “Well. I swear, I have got to have a hand somehow. You see, I have put in more than I have hands to work. Who's got a hand to hire, any wl eres about ?” "You're too hard for me again. Uncle Joe ; the hiring season is over. About a mraith ago sill the negroes belonging to the estate of El-, deceased, were let at auction ; and I'm told they went very low." "The ti—l. You don't sap,• --Why didn't you tell me. Squire ?" "I hardly know why. I saw it adver tised in our paper, and I supposed every body took that. More'n that, I didn't know you wanted to hire. Did you know I sold my Harden tract of land !" "No! Who to?" "Why, to a rich old fellow—from Ala bama. It was day before yesterday ; and I got the 'yellow boys' cash up—only six dollars per acre. lie said that he came across our paper in .Old Alabama;' he liked the description of the eountry.; saw my wee hit of an advertisement. and came to see about it. We struck a trade in no time." "Jerusalem! And here I've been try ing to sell a tract of land for the last two years and couldn't get a dollar and a half an acre. It better hoot than vourn, too, and you know it, Squire. Well, what is 'tis, and can't ba but I reckon, I've heat you on sugar. I bought, last week. two barrels of sugar at six cents, when everybody else had to give seven cents.— Beat that, eh?" .•With all ease, uncle Joe—l bought mine at five cents." "No. sir—l don't believe it. Now, say where 1" "At the house of W— & Co. I got a rare bargain. You see they advertised in the paper that they were selling off at cost. I knew groceries would go quick, so I went in and bought a year's supply. Their groceries were nil sold before night. I didn't pay the money, either, for they took my United States Land warrant at •l 50 per acre." "Now, now, Squire! that Can't be, for my lawyer told me that it wasn't legal to sell my land w aaaa nt." "Very true, some time ago; but the news came lately in the paper that Con gress had made them assignable." "Well, %kn i t fair! it's !sanity ! What right have these editors to get all the news and keep it to themselves r "Ah, uncle Yoe, you m sunderstand it. Editors and printers labor night and day to gather news and give them to the peo ple—to instruct their readers--to inform them of all the improvements of the age, and to ameliorate the condition of society. Their paper goes abroad, rerominentling our people and country to interested and intelligent emigrants. Can they labor thus for nothing Should they not be paid? Is there a man Will is not bone fitted by a paper? Is not every subscri. her repaid four fold for the pittance of $2, his subscription price ?" "Stop. Squire ! stop right there ! I'm going to take the paper. take six, and send some back to my kinsfolk. in Geor gia." "Well, Uncle Joe, the printing-office is close at hand; come. and I will introduce you .to the editor." Here the parties rushed in upon us, where we were acting out rsost admirable• a person fast asleep. It is enough for us to say, that after an introduction, the name of Joacum Gitlin was entered upon our note book as a subscriber—ptid in advance. And now, when the parties alluded to shall, read this we hope they will pardon us forgiving to the pnblic the substantial facts used by the Squire—aiding us so ef fectually in "Getling,a Sudscribtr." FALL PRUNINO.—An agricultural paper informs its reader. that Fdl pruning is n t l decidedly the best, as experience 4 a am. ply proven. The limbs will hea over more readily. If your orchird is , and the trees "hide-hound," plougli up and manure liberally—scrape atills-solipautl your trees, and observe the difference in the size and quality of ysur fruit next year. An entirely new feature ma introduced at an Agricultural fair held it Batavia, N. Y. Nine fair equestriennes; attended by their cavillers, entered the ritg. and com. pitied far. die •honurs awartlttl to the best horsemanship. The first psse was a ail- Set cup. Avoid all harshness of belaviour; weal every one with that courtesy *lush springs Iron a mild aid geniis heart grizzly Bear of Calllbrada. Tobacco Juice and Tobacco One of the greatest attraction, at the Quid.% just think there's nought late Ohio State Fair. was a large Grizzly And then, my friends, Bear front Life Pacific coast, weighing The B fi x a r h ee t d h s a ' t from the chewer s mouth proceeds nearly two thousand pounds. The Cleve. Two ounces thawed a day. , ie said, reduce I land Plain Dealer gives the subjoined in- A half a pint of vile tobacco juice, teresting sketch of the personal history Which, if continued five and twenty years, of bruin, which will be found of inter. , (As from a calculation it appears.) With this fitul stuff would near five hogsheads fill, eat : Besides old quids--a larger portion still. All recollect the 'Big Bear' story with IVor sin I with this calculation done: the California papers were tilled which last H e that i n l i me has chewe d a half a tuu _., winter. So many big stories are told of . A wagon load—of that which would of course that big country, that our Atlantic readers Sicken a dog, maven kill a horse, I are puzzled to Could he fame, but st singte view.know how much to believe. I What ho was destined in his life to chew, ! But for that big bear rtory we ask no con. ! And the product of his work survey, , firmatory proof. We have seen the identi- He would grow sick and throw his quid sway ; cal critter, ant: of all wild monsters we ,Or could the lass, ere she was pledged to be have ever seen, he is the wildest. hugliest,! Him loving wife, her future prospect see-- Could she but know that through this mouth would and moat terrible to look at. - His actual weight is over 1,700 pounds, and his fn this short length, breadth, collar, columns , alias le life, this dirt In !ha me mass , g I Would alt, cotter' tit to tak Y e . his a h sa n d for life, when stanking upon his pegs, strike YOU I And wedded to his filth, hecotne Itie wife! with terror, at his savage proportions.— And if she would, say, where's the pretty miss 'Fite beers we have seen in caravans, That envier , her the lips she has toki.s catight when cubs, and drawn about in ! Nor is this all. This dirty practice leads haits,to le dees. carriages, are stunted dwarfs compared! with him. lie was taken in the full prime! Crest ig es a thirst this pdb i san it d b filthy d or of life, add after having acquired his full I Fall many a one, (who envies him his lot 1) size, in a country unmolested by white smokes, and cheteri, end drinki,sitil dies a sot. men, and where venison was plenty. He If you would know the deeds of him that chewy, Enter the house of fleet, and see the pews, • WWI, no doubt, one of the 'First Families' in his native co u ntry, if not a monarch in I The Fbe chim ne y parlor, ti " te and ld s o f the r the land. lie joined Barnum's elephant ; eve all, y tu p : c i e , ' humbug some weeks ago, as a side show,! seen well, braid° a curtain bed and all who maw hint protested against die ! Of one who cheme tobacco, near the head, arrangement, as he was the chief attraction Bedaubed sod blarknned with this hateful juice, While near it lay old quids for Mime use. of the whole concern, and it was resolved I've seen the woman ult., loved snu ff so well to give hint a leading position and let the (How mud , she took no modal ton gue could elephants come in behind, nr part company I P ick up „Id quids am? dry them torthe fire, altogether. And grind them up to satiate her desire. I:ve seen the bride upon her wedding coven The story of his capture is interesting. % A lie d di k rty pipe and tidily %%red Ma down, We have it Irmo Mr. Bartholomew, the. en prelnrn the hateful thin; to eutwke, gentleman who captured him. Mr. B. Bef re she had the has spent some years in California, had And, like s daughter tru P e, or mother E‘e, seen and helped to kill many n big bear, Her new made husband she did not conceive but happening one day to come across this I Was constituted held, and not it limb. fellow's track, he judged by his size and She smoked herself. then a.v. , the pipe to him, : ttitt he, like Adam, in auhtuisaion true, indentation that he must be a monster.— r ook from her hand the pipe, and smoked it, too . He lived in the valley of the Sacramento, and occasionally his rows would stray to lid- bottom to teed. It was in pursuit of them he first saw the hear. Accustomed as lie was to hunting and peril, his Itairstood on end when he got a lull view of his giant proportiotta.-- -But -he had a good rifle and was mounted on a fleet horse, which gave him courage enough to shoot ; but the report and not the bullet disturbed Bruin,. and he disappeared in die thicket. Mr. IL, who of course is a Yankee, con ceived the idea of entrapping him, and bringing Itiin to the United States for show, which adventure he actually accom plished in the following manner: He took a new, stout, emigrant lumber wagon, Made a long and high rage upon it. with iron rods at the side and sheated over the top a n d bottom with sheet iron. lie fixed the after end so that it would slim down with a slide, and thus aecouired took it near the haunt of the tear, and suitk its hind wheels so as to bring the bottom 01 the cage on a line wilts the ground. lie then raised the hind end board, attached to it a spring of a 'figure four,' Intik on the trip of-tl , e cage, and eon nected with a fresh piece of venison inside. He then took a fresh deer's hide and drew it from within the cage some half mile into die woods for the hear to take scent. The next morning as soon as light lie rode to the spot, but long before he came to the opening where the trap was set, and before he could see the bear, he could hear the wagon rattle and the raving of the ani mal within. lie rode up to within a few rods, before bruin saw bun, so intent was he on escaping ; but when he did get his eyes on his captor, 'de rushed toward him with a terrible howl. and thrust his paws through the gates with such force as to nearly upset the wagon. Fur ten days and nights the hunter stayed by him, the bear incessantly gnawing the cage. He had broken all his front teeth on the iron covering within. The hunter now saw that his game would he lost, unless he conld disable him from his incessant and preserving labor to be Iree. A cruel experiment was restored to.— Ho would heat iron bare and thrust them into his cage, which the besr would take in his paws and hold them till the blood from the burn would sits. In this way poor Bruin was beaten, as his feet became so sore that he was glad to lie down and let his master double the bars around him. In this condition he was taken to Seers memo. shipped to San Francisco, and from there to the Isthmus across the Ni caragua route. He was the first !rotten - ger that ever crossed that route on wheels, and the natives wondered much more at the Yankee wagon titan at the California bear. PLANTING POTATOES IN TH4 FALL.- The Working Farmer says, ••Our neigh bor T. R•:ddte, lE4q.. says that he has had potatoes which were left in the ground in the fall, for two years past, that have pro nounced ntly well. The produce was large and good. Ile thinks it a good plan and one that will be inure ibccesful than any other. especially on light iantl.. The seed should be placed at least a lout below the surface ."—We think a foot is too deep. Let them be well bedded in horse manure, and eight inches depth will be enough. A covering of straw, nr almost any refuse stuff, upon the ground, would keep them from freesing.—Getmentoton Telegraph! Old Thomas Fuller. who was a very lively writer, but rather addicted to pun. ulna, was occasionally repaid his pun, with interest. He was exceedingly corpu lent, mid as lie was out riding with a friend named Sparrowhawk, he could not resist the opportunity of cracking a joke upon him. ' , What is the difference between an owl and a Sparrow-hawk ?" asked he.— "An owl is fuller in the head, fuller in the body, and fuller all over," replied his friend. • In one of the counties in. Wisconsin, John M. Root is the Democratic. Robert Hoge the Free• Soil. and Thomas H. Dye The Whig candidate for the Legisistitre.— The people there will have to •• Root Nog Or me is their Representative. Slaver, In Cuba. The Tribune says of shivery in Cubs, that ••in spite of treaties and prohibitions, the slave trade still flourishes. and forms a rich source of iucomu for the Spaisislt rings whit share oultrectiv in its Some weeks since 5110 negroes were die. embarked at Ortagoesa. mei Catiftilo. the Captain General pork. tint! $34 per bead fur eonniving at the net. No wonder the Cubans desire to he freed from a govern ment which adds to perfect desplatism such corruption as :his. An intelligent German. who recently visited the Island, says that slaves there are taken care of about as well as wiurk horses in Europe. Marriage Is unanown among them. They are without all religious or mental instruction. Every year the priest baptizes the whole lot of eluldren born en the plantathm, and on Sunday afternoons they are made to say an Ave Maria, the cued, nod a pater nosier They , al ways work with an overseer stand, log over them with n heavy whip. The lowest overseers ate themselves slaves, and have the right to inflict twenty-five blows. a punishme n t which results in several days' illness. You find no slave who has not been punished. and even men of four score are met with who s tilt have to sub mit to the scourge. 'flue women are flog ged by their husbands in the presence of the head overseer. At .10 in the morning the oxen of the plantation are driven under shelter from the heat. But the slaves continue to work without interruption through the day.— They are also kept late at night. On some plantationa they are highly favored if they are allowed 1.11 sleep two whole nights in a week. The master is not allowed to in flict the punishment of death, but in ease of greut crimes must hand the slave over to the authorities, and may renounce his property in the negro which relieves hint (ruin responsibility tor ennui trial, foodolte. But this is almost never done. Useless and incorrigible negroes are got rid of "in a more simple way without troubling the authorities. Prostitution is universal on the plantation, beginning at the age of 10. Hot the woman who hue a mulatto child is liable to fifty blows of the whip. At 0 o'clock in the evening all the slaves who are not destined to night work, are shut up by families in stalls where they sleep on boards.. Each family has a pig to fatten, and a little piece of land which is cultivated on Sunday afternoons. Every slave receives yearly two suits of linen, blanket and a woolen cap. Bread they do not receive ; but have three rations daily of bananas, mangoes, sweet potatoes, corm dried fish and dried beef, whi c h is kir port ed from Buenos Ayres. The freedom of an unborn child can he Sought for twenty-five dollars, and fathers often adopt this way of emancipating their children. Many slaves escape Into the mountains t such are exposed to the pot.- suit of bloodhounds, and also betrayed by vultures hovering over their place of refuge." . _ DANORR or SLEEPING IN CHURCH.—In ono of our churches, an old 'gentleman, a worthy member of the Christian -persua sion. fell asleep, and began dreaming that he was on a hunting excursion. All of a sudden, and ni the astonishment of every body, lie bellowed ont:—+•Fetch him in, Dash! a glorious shin! three woodcocks with one barrel I—Hurrah for me !" and he rose up in bis seat and cheered lustily. He woke himself by his hallooing, and im. meniately seized his hat and walked out blushing like a red pepper.—Cincinnaii Commercial. 13Lnitioue VIER lioß Tint LADISB.--in the reign of Queen Margaret of Scotland. the Parliament putted an act that any maiden lady of high or low degree should have the liberty to dhose for a husband the man on whom 'she set her fancy. If a man refused to marry her. he was hesivily, fined, according to the value of his ,world. ly possessions. The ouly ground of ett entption was previous hetrotlial. If you molt to drive * out nail Ann ►teas• need oak timber. ;mil not have it break or bend. just barna little oil nearby. and dip the cud of the nail into it Whore dritiiiip and it 9 ill niter fail to go. ' Two Dor.f.Alks PElt itiotrivsl. INDIBER 36. Flied Fa ct s Agilaillure. . . —I. All lander:bit-Which clover, or the. grasses are grown,. must either hare lime in them naturally. or that twineral most be artificially supplied. homier, hut lit• tie. whether it be stipplied the fitrm ttf stone-lime, oyster-shell, or marl. - 2. All permanent impro'vement of lead must look to lime as its blisis. 8. Lamle which have been in long cul ture will be benefitted by appiicetion % or phosphate of lime, and it is unimportant. whether the deficiency be impidied in the, form of bone-dust, guano, native phosphate of lime, compost, or fish, eshes,—or in that of oysters shell-lime-4n marl--8t the lead needs liming. also. - • • 4. No lands can be preserved in a high state of fertility, unless clover end the. grasses are cultivated in the course of ro • tenon. 5. Mould is indispensible in every wig. —and a healthy supply can alone be pre served through the cultivation or clover and the grasses, the turning ofgreen crops; or by the application of compost rich , itt the elements of mould. 6. All highly concentrated ;Mina) manures are increased in value. and g u ar benefits prolonged by admixture with phis-, ter, salt orpulverised . charcoal. 7: Deep ploughing greatly ienTlieires the . productive powers'of every variety 41' deg. that is not wet.' 8. Sub-soilincsoundiand. that is, land that is not wet, is timinehtly conducive, to kite reused production. 9. All, wet lambi ihoold he drained. 10. All grail' crops should be harvested from 7 to 10 days before the groin is thui oughly ripe. 11. Clover, SS well as the grasstes. in tended for hay, should be monied when its bloom. 12. Sandy land can be most effeetually improved by clay. When such lends re quire liming, or marling. the lime or marl is inott beneficially applied, when made into compost with clay. In clucking lime, Gall brine is better than water.' . 13. The chopping and grinding of grain to be fed to stock, operates baring of at least twenty•five per , cent., 14. Draining of wet lands, end Marshes. adds to the value by making them.prothice more and better crops, by ptedste 4 lifi 'them (sorbet. soul by — improving the health of neighborhoods. - -- • In, To manure or lime wet lands, Is to throw inabure. lime mid labor away. 10. Shallow ploughing operates to im. prove the soil, while it decreases in protlue. tion. Ft By stabling and shedding stook through_ the winter, a saving nl onilourth of the thind may be effected : that is, one fourth less food will answer then when such emelt may be exposed to the indent.. uncles of the weather. 28. A bushel of plaster per acre, sown broad cast over thu clover, will add lOU per rent, to its produce. 10. tend to keep up the integrity ul soils by supplying most, if not all, of the inorganic substances. 20. Thorough preparation of lend solutely necessary to the ativeestdul and luxuriant growth of crops. 21. ,Abundant crops cannot he grown for a succ ession of years, unless mire be whet to provide and apply an equivalent for thg substances carried off the land in the Pro ducts grown thereon. 22. To preserve meadows in their pro ductiveness it is necessary to harrow th e m every second 'elm% apply top ilnnosing and roll them. 23. All stiff clays are benefited by fall and winter pinogluops, but ehould never be plowed while they ere If, at such ploughings, the furrow he mate: . Holly deepened, lime, marl or ashes elseMlil be applied. 24. Young stock should be moderinely fed with grain in the winter. and rejoice generous supplies of long provender. it being essential to keep them in fair comb twit, in order that the formation of hones, ilka g may be encouraged . and enn tinuonale carried on. 25. Mitch cows, in winter,. should fat kept in dry, moderately warm, hut welt veutillated quarters ; be regularly led and watered three times a day, salted t vice or thrice a week, have dean beds. he eurried daily, and in addition to their, long moven-. der, they should receive imetsubtot food morning and evening. 26. Full eomplesnente of tools.. and implements of litishanday, mire tittimittek connected with the success of the husbuini• 27. Capital it not only nacos:tory toga. , ricultural success, but can be as profitably • used in farming as in any nihor nottupation., 28. Punctuality in engagelllolll4, necessary, to an agriculturalist as it is 1011 29. Every hushandinan should carefully read and digest mutters conitec4d with los ~ business ; his success being as dependent ripen a full knowledge Or tie Oritteildee, and details, as is that at the lawyer or Pltysi ciait,-with a knowledge of the .seience of law or physic. . • ' • 30. Wheat. rye. oats, and barley Ailiohltt never follow each other in a 'course . , of rip._ indult ;'there should alwoys be -iii Ititer vening hoe-crop between theta. 31. IVeeds should never l partnitted lumina° their seed on a f:trin.' hoI be , ed up or cut down as often wr they she*: the east:lves, such, being the only' eitecittat toadied to eradicating them, reunite this result the ground shook) t» planted ib corn, and t h ut kept clean. 32. Titne uud labor tiavoted to thi exit. leutitto of tn:ttartals to be I •ibiteeel 6 4. motioro. ore tint nutet trutiful *oitreeto !trot's, in the torhals rung* of' 1311111.. only: • 33. Tho orotund. to be proohlellye fvf good. fair knit. regains* 1 0 1 he &A al moth as does a istil of grain. • The Ot Beak ' requires *soothe substances. alistrartat# by the crops shall by unloved. 'rho, .rote . ,hb o tg h e ,kept slum. and open to tint reilY. 'inviting influence of the soh. the thns hi thili rain. and the air. The Istrk of that Win, slunild he kept in si hanhbfui tiontlitlee gimping, win, imnionsenty. sad bylaw line washing. :!Emi