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Tltid ARtFIIITECTS.
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1.11 ere Architects of Fate,
'Working uri thriie walls of Time ;
"toine r triill 'inagilie deeds' end great,
• Some with unroll:llmin of rhyme.
Nritlitrit uselites is, or low—
Bach thing In its place Is best ;
Add what seems bet kW) shear,
lalmeiltkons and itopporta the rest
For the structure that we raise,
Time is with material filled;
One to•daya and yesterdays
,Ara the blocks with which we build.
Truly ahape and fashion these-.
Leave no yawning-gm pa between
'j in k not t o oonnon no amp seas.
Such, things will remain unseen.
' In the older Joys of Art,
Builders wrought CM greatest care,
Bitch minute and ,unseen part;
'For the gods se e everywhere, •
' • Lei us do Our work eg,- welt,
' Both the unseen and the seen ;
'Make the house where gods may dwell,
Beautilitl, entire and clean. •
" BIM our!littg are.incomplete, -
Standing in these walls of Time,
Broken stairways, where the feet
'Stumble as they seem to climb.
Btiild today, then, strotrg-and sure,
With,* tires and ample bum;
Atelniosinding all secure,
Shall to-morrow find its place.
Thus alone we can attain
Teething turrets, where the eye
Sees.the world as ono vast plain
Aral one boundless reach of sky.
Narnttro ie Lorr.-4'he deop that min
lei with the flood—the sand dropped on the
sea shore—the word you have spoken--will
hot be lost. Each will have its influence
and be felt till time shall be no more. Have
you ever thought of the effect that might
be produced by a single word I Drop it
pleasantly among n group, and it will make
a dozen happy, to return to their homes
and produce the same effect on a hundred
perhaps. A bad word may arouse the in
dignation of a whole neighborhood; it may
spread like wildfire, to produce disastrous
effects. As no word is lust—be careful
how you speak•-speak right—speak kindly.
The influence you may exert by a life of
kindness—by words dropped among the
young and the old—is incalculable.
will not cease when your bones lie in the
grave, but will be felt, wider and still wider
as year after year passes away. Who then
will not exert himself for the welfare of
millions.
Ar fwmates - ETPatricivca.An Indian,
who found it difficult to express his Chris
tian experience in words, cutting up a
piece of fat pine, built with it a small pen,
into which he put a worm, and then set it
on fire. The worm feeling the heat, tried
on every side in vain to escape, and then
curled itself up in the centre to die. At
this moment the Indian thrust in his hand
and gave him liberty, saying, ..That worm
was myself, and it was Jesus who saved
me front the devouring flames.
Tax Tows* CHAPEL.—One of the most
eloquent passages in Macaulay's History,
is that in which he describes St. Peter's
Chapel in the Tower, where so many il
lustrious victims of English tyranny lie
buried. The paragraphs occur in the exe
cution of the unhappy duke of Mon
mouth
*The head and body were placed in a
coffin covered with black velvet, and were
laid' privately under the communion table
of St. Peter's Chapel, in the Tower.—
'Within four years the pavement of that
chancel was again disturbed, and hand by
the remains of Monmouth were the re-
Maine of Jeillies. In truth there is no
sadder spot on the earth than that link
cemetery. Death is there associated, not'
a. in Westmineter Abbey and St. Paul's,
with genius and virtue, with public vener-
MUM and With naperishable renown ; not,
es in our humhileat churchyards, vritn es-,
erything that is moat endearing in social
and domestic Charities, but with whatever
is darkest in human destiny, with the say
114e triumph of,
.implicable enemies ! , with
,the Inconstancy, the ingratitude, the cow
;indica of friends, with all the miseries of
fallen greatness and of blighted fame...
- +Thither have been carried, through sue
' remise ages; by the rude hands of jailors,
..asidtopt,onamouruer following, the,bleed
ing relies of men who had been the cap
tains„ef Riedel, the leaders of iarties, the
oracles of senates, and hie ornaments of
'. ono'. , Thither was: , borns.before the
window where Jane Orgy was praying,
tho,eisngled corps of tuifrord
tdtiard Seymour; duke of Somerset ! and
littitectof ei the i realm, reposes there by
'ltia',brcrtheir' whom he niurilertd. There
'hartioultleretraWay the headless trunk
of' John Mallet; hiishOp of Rochester, and
Madinah, of Vitalis, 'A Mau worthy to
have lived in bOttet age, and !share died
in a better cause. - There are' laid John
Dudley, duke Nbrthnuiberlaiul, Lord
High •Adialral,' end Thames Cromwell,
eerier Beset., on whom,ttature and. fortune
• hid lavished ell, their•bounties is, vain
and whom Valor, ghkictlipiniug, r o y a l, f a .
norypopular applatuits, anindeeteitliu ig+
~ tutertihieui dome.. Not.far,off..ileep,..two
chiefs of she. great heaths of.-. BOWithic
Thornm,,,(ol4llh . 1140, of Norfuland
Ofvellth NACAroottd4 ere
4h, e, among the thick gravee
tier more:do
jigitc;'Offer* Morrirdt, of Salisbury,
13(01,4 proud name of Plantagenet,
9
map Iwo fair queens who pedalled
'Sy th e' Ali jOaliiiie rage of Henry. Such was
duet' with which the dos' of Monmouth
'Mingled."
'We hare heard of a close tidied fellow
irhogriped a half dollar so tightly that the
tugle sgueaked; but the newspapers now
tell of a similar character. It is so hard io
get a quarter from him he Awns rubs the
pillar of in forking over, and the recipient
only succeeds in passing it fur twenty cents.
INDIAN tIARBARITY.
The following. which •we copy from a
letterin the Virginia Free Press, written
on the 10th ult. from St. Joseph's, .Mis
soon, shows that, although the Indians on'
that frontier are so much with the whiter
and intelligent agents and pious Mission
arias do all they . can- to humanize and
Christiania, e them, yet they still seem to
retain all their savage instincts : •
"On the 18th of last month two gentle
men and q lady were returning from Fort
Kearney, bringing with them a beautiful
Pawnee girl some 16 years of age, between
whom and themselves a strong attachment
had grown. She was leaving her nation
and "a, life in the woods," to live with
them in the States. As they passed through
the nation of the Sacs and Foxes they
were met by , . Ta,cal-o-per, a . warrior of
those tribes, who desired to purchase the
Pawnee girl, and !offered his horse for her.
The 'offer was, of course, refused. 'He
turned and left them, as they supposed for
ever ; but riding at full speed lo the vil
lage, he hastened to the wigwam of Par.-
a-wab, the nephew of the chief Ne-saw-a
qnet, where he found Pac-a-wah and Alla
qua-sack, a fierce and powerful warrior,
quietly reposing. Ile aroused. thorn In
stantly. and told them of the beautiful
Pawnee girl, when all three sprung upon
their horses and dashed off in pursuit.—
The travellers were soon overtaken. Al
la-qua-sack rushed upon the party and tore
the Pawnee girl from her horse and bore
her off with the swiftness of an arrow,
while her screams rent the air and pene
trated with fearful distinctness far into the
recesses of the forest. The whites, though '
armed, made no resistance. }lid they
shown the slightest resistance, they might
I have saved her. She was taken to the
village. The warriors, squaws and child-1
ren, gathered around to see her. There
has been a deadly hostility existing be
tween those nations and the Pawnties, and
the poor girl had a presentiment of her
doom. Approaching Pac.a.wah, who is
a young warrior jtist in the morning of his
manhood, and who, we should suppose,
would be moved to gentler feeling by such!
appeals, she begged him to protect her,
offering to be his slave if he would spare
her life I - when instead of shielding her
front harm, ho deliberately raised his ri
fie and shot her through the heart. lie
then scalped her and severed her head '
fium her body. The bead was stuck up
on a Ole, around which they all assem
bled. The headless and bleeding body
was then thrown into their midst, when
they seized it and dismembered it, and
cut it into small pieces, every one, men,
women and children, holding palpitating
fragments, while they yelled and danced
with diabolical rejoicings around the ghast
ly monuments of their savage cruelty.
"They then bore the reeking head to
the lowa village, where they held a feast
and dance. The lowas were 'invited to
their village on the 10th to have a great
feast. On the morning of that day, Sace
Foxes and Towns, of all ages and sexes,
had met upon the praire preparitory to the
approaching festivity, and all were in
glee when they moved of in wild and con
fused procession to the scene of rejoicing.
"In the mean time information had been
conveyed to Col. Vaughen of what was
going on, and he had despatched a runner
to Fort Leavenworth for a detachment of
dregoons, who arrived-nn the morning of
the 19th, just as the wild concourse were
proceeding to the place of the feast. As
the Indians ascended one hill, they came
over the brow of nue opposite, and all ap
peared instantaneously, and unexpectedly
to the Indians, who, surprised ltd alarm
ed, scampered 'away in every possible di
rection. The dragoons pursued them to
the village and went to the wigwam of Ne
eaw-a-quet, and demanded the murderers.
He said he did not know who they were.
They th,pn seised Ne-saw-a-quet, atthe
instance of Col. Vaughan, to hold until the
murderers were given up. In a very short
time they were brought in by a party of
braves. and, bound and taken, off to the
fort."
A Gain 4:kaa.—At a recent trial for
kidnapping, in Hillsborough, Virginia, a
lady witness was brought to the stand,
when in the course of her examination a
lady friend of her's, named Mary, was
brought in. Tha Attorney for defendant
put tho gonfalon :
What did Mary say r
.fihe attorney for e istS ;imMMitatelY
jumped up•and said.•-HStop there 1-4 ob
ject to tbermotetiono • • • • • •
' Mere discuseion ',of_ nearly 'two' hours
ttinl; place. in *Melt four or five fowlers
fiattiripaied. Aiter which the three jud.
gee held 'a 'loitg, iniiiioa 'end 'e r icited'dis.
cusaion on the , sohject„ and, finally in a
very formal and , pompous ,manner. stated
that it was, the opinion of a majority of
the Court that the
_question must be ans•
wered, The Court Room was crowded
almost to sudkation, and the molt intense
interest was manifested at this stage'of the
proceedings. The question was repeated
—“What did Mary say ?" and the witness
answered—
"She didn't say a ward."'
"Read no papers or books, in company.
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ORIGIN 'CI? inAtTlifOliiDAY
The folio wing account of the origin of
that interesting "day o. the Mender,"
known as "Blue Monday," or "Siint
Monday," as they call it in Ireland, we
find in in old English publication :--
A custom hid prevailed for a long time
in Germany for persons who were em
ployed in the lower kinds of trade to con
sider Monday a day set apart for idleness,
nor could any inducement prevail upon
them to apply themselves to work on that
day. This was not only the custom of
master-tradesmen, but they also indulged
their journeyman and other. servants its
the same priviledge. On these occasions
the common people had recourse to drink-I
ing and every species 01 debauchery.- 1
1
This injurious practise of keeping Blue!
Monday, as it was called, prevailed tol
such a degree, that this day was distin
guished by outrages, tumults, and riots of
every description. All means for restrain
ing such licentious behavior were ineffec
tual ; menaces of punishment were disre
garded, and the rioters took every oppor
tunity of abusing those who opposed
them. At length they dispersed the f01..'
lowing declaration throughout the princi
pal cities of the empire :
"Bstyrniesr:—We inform you that no
man who is a brave fellow (ein braver
ked) will ever work in any city or town
on the Blue M onday; if he does, he may
expect the consequences,and that soon.—
We have been under the necessity of a
dopting this measure, to preserve our
rights,"
This atrocious conduct excited so gen
eral an alarm, that the emperor, Joseph
the Sewed, the diet and the minor poten
tates of Germany, forseeing the baneful
and fatal conseqtiences it would of neces
sity produce in trade, published an edict,
by virtue of which, not only every-abuse
was remedied, but the custom of keeping
Blue Monday was entirely abolished.—
The punishment inflicted on the delinquent
was, six ye era in irons. and hard labor
during that time on the fortifications.
In some places the journeyman at first
paid no attention to this edict; the punish
ment, however, was immediately put in
execution, and more than twenty of the
ring-leaders experienced the force of it.—
The other trades-people, when the execu
tion of this rigorous but necessary law was
inflicted on their comrades, returned to or
der; and since that salutary measure took I
place, Blue Monday is hardly ever men
tioned or thought of.
COMMERCE OF THE WORLD
FRANCE exports wine, brandies, silks,
fancy articles, furniture, jewelry, clocks,
watches, paper, perfumery, and fancy
goods generally.
ITALY exports corn, oil, flax, wines, es
sences, dye-stuffs, drugs, fine marble, soap,
paintings, engravings. mosaics and salt.
PRUSSIA exports linens, woolens, zinc,
articles of iron, copper and brass, indigo,
pork, hams, musical instruments, tobacco,
wine and wax lain.
GERNANY exports wool, woolen goods,
linen, rags, corn, timber, iron, lead, tin,
flax, hemp, wine, wax, tallow and cattle.
Acirrata exports minerals, raw and man
ufactured silk, thread, glass, grain, wax,
tar, nut-gall, wine, honey, and mathemat
ical instrument.
ENGLAND exports cottons. woolens.
giant hardware, earthenware, cutlery,
iron, metallic warn, salt, coat, watches,
tin, silks and linens.
Resets exports tallow, flax, hemp, floor,
iron, copper, linseed, lard, hides, wax.
duck, cordage. bristles, fur. potash end tar.
Brant exports wine. brandy, oil, fresh
and dried fruits, quicksilver, sulphur, salt,
cork, saffron, anchovies, Silks and woolens.
CHINA espies tea. rhubarb, musk.gio
ger, zinc, borax, silks. aside, ftlagrecwork,
ivory ware, lacquered ware and porcehlin.
TURKEY exports coffee, opium, silks.
drugs, gime, dried traits, tobacco, Wines,
camel's hair, carpets, shawls, taMlets,snd
morocco.
lituttootrast exports "ilk', shawls, car
pets, opium, sugar, saltpetre, pepper, gum,
indigo, cinnamon, cochineal, diamonds,
pearls and drugs.
Mexico exports gold and sii) , er, cochi
neal, indigo, sarsaparilla, vanilla, jalap,
fustic, CimpeaChy *wood, Riatento;' drugs
and dye•stuffs. '
Betzu. exports coffeei, indigo, sugar,
rice, hides, dried racate,tallow, gold, 'dia.
monde and ether , preeioui stones, gums ' ,
mahogany, and.lndik fobt?er. '' , ' " , 1
' ' We5t , ,11 4;i 41 .'‘,*11 0 1 1 ,4°14 0 ; ii m i4 ell , l " l .,
Wi
Nair,. 4acco, . ay% L oNtlif+PO,lY dye '
woods, - coffee, p" e
nto, fresh/ *Was:kW 1
preserterk I#l4 - g tekt and nth* *Ones. ' 1
8 #t4 1 P 6 40 llrslte ' 4 11 44 1 'kiwi*, I
bultorOgr!rY 01* f ilifl* 11 ;1 1 0031" 4 1111 , -
veOeti; WV,iIW4rY.
Pelgir And Vuirow - i
der.
1111111.111 E
Uri bolsi shoots. 'elore4;imilloors,
'mai% ' pep r, , 'tidier, gold dust,
camphor, ivory, rikitirar,
saiulol wood, Woo and flout-
I Ulla!SD STAYSI exports' principally air
ricoliural proilute, cotton, tohaeco, floor;
provision" of all kinds, liimber, turpentine,
and wearing apparel.
Why are the Anti-Renters like refrac
ory children ! Because they wont sub-
mit to pay rents
•'FIAMLBaII AND PIM"
JOHN aunrews GOLD MINE.
In these tllpjii of rushing after gold. H
seasonable Worning, we (ropy for perusal
.the followinipaasaga from Bunyan's
Pultrala .4 -
At the farthest side of the plain called
Ease, was a Gale bill called Lucre. and in
that hill a silver Hine which some. of
them that hatt:lorHerly gone that way,be;
cause of its rarity. bad turned aside to see
but going too hear the brim of the pit, the
ground being Ileenitfal under them. broke,
and they were slain. Some also had been
maimed there and could not to their dying
day be their dwn men again.
Then I saw in my dream, that a little
off the road, over against the silver - mine,
stood Demas, to can passengeis fo tome
and see; whlr said to Christian and his
fellows— '
"Ilo! tors aside hitherto. and I wi
show you a thing."
What thing so deserving as to turn us
from the way'''. asked Christian. '
“Acre is a silver mine and somedigging
in it for treasire. Ifyon will come, with
a little pains on may richly provide fur
y ourselves." .
"Then," said Hopeful, .Let us go and
see."
..Not I," said Christian. 'I hest before
heard of this place, and how many here
have-been slaitt-.lsed besides, drattreastire
is a snare to those that seek it, for it hin
dreth them in their pilgrimage."
Then Christain called to Demas saying
not die place dangerous?"
•Not very dangerous except to those
that are careless." But withal he blushed
as he spoke.
"Then," said Chiistian to Hopeful. "let
us not stir a step, but still keep on our
"I warrant you, when Byends
comes up, if he has the same invitation as
we, he will turn in hither to see."
"No doubt thereof." said Christian,
•for his principles lead him that way and
a hundred to one he dies."
WASHING DAY IN GERMANY
The Boston Traveller has extracts of a
letter from an American lady in Germany
to her mother, from which the following
account of the German washing day, or
washing weekoiscoppied :
It is one of the chief glories of Gernian
housewives to possess abundance of linen.
and for the purpose of displaying their
wealth they put off their washing till all
is used up—some three weeks, some six,
some half a yen, and those who are more
affluent have washing but once a year.
Every house contains a "Schwartz
waschkamer," where the dirty clothes arc
kept hung up on poles or lines in the air.
When the drawers and presses are nearly
empty. two or three washerwomen are
hired, who come in at two in the morning,
and take each a cup of coffee and some
hread, which is repeated at the usual break
fast time. In the fornenoon :hey have
again bread, with wine or cider ; dine at
twelve and at three or four they have a
gain a cup of coffee with bread. and then
trash till sapper, at eight. (What' would
our working women say to so many hours
incessant labor f] They wash in vary
large oval tubs, at which four or five can
stand at once. 8o it goes on for several
days, according to the windier of eicithes.,
The remaider of the week islpent in iron
ing—sheets, pillow-cures, and all the un
gathered clothes are mangled, and towels,
stockings, children.' handkerchiefs. dtc.,
are only folded. During the week no one
in the family can think of'anythiag bet The
wash. and by the end of it, some have sore
hands, (for they use lye) and olltreout of
humor. When I tell them how
less disturbance our week's wash Makes,
they acknowledge it is .a better, way, but
say they for people would think they.bad „
but two shirts apiece, if they were to wash
but once a week. And others answer that
if the A meriearts wash every 'week they,
can do nothing else, for on washing week
no one can think of any thing besides. It
made me think of the old lady who won.
dared how people could comb their heads
every day, when she could hardly bear to
comb her's on Thanksgiving 'day." 1*
Two gt.smt awr.--When amigo leho.
hod first saw hint at the show, he axial op.
ed with eauteastonishtriedn' aiThan 'that's.
the reat,filepagerer-414,
itselflaswowl within% leamiremmake
team 'tedtais:•`attios, withil-:!:7014#1 ait'et
imaer.rouger tn. , lihabod , sosetboaseand
related irhathwhie seen A./101647 ;mad
ih4. 4 1h4f41 0 144111 6 wimxwLAtiiv.,94asik
alestliiiiggeseleetp oPfieditridetimminWd.
Hi; bid lei
before. iPhdoisolihets'.eall ithie fere a
prowobsem‘ Hition , One or , his 'mile is
mildeket, bird bat* mit all` the ginger.
hteati--eamyiMeter: What trye Think
hedooe 1 'Why he stuck it in his
own pocket. anti—Vegan to fumble for
moire, darn him !" •
An inmate of a mad-house being asked
what brought him there. replied, mere
quibble of words, sir. I said every body
was mad, and every body said I was, and
the majority earned it."
6 , 13 e, no flatterer. neither play Wit/rang
one who deliglits not be played with.
• tits , sydrkliit'oP',llll,)loDri i . -, ,
•!, r, • so I
Nstifikriir.
tike ,
Th. ,lei 'ate tilts tidetotter,
th• IskiN
P!WPADer,I44 Wattord , , ,
. „ Pita
Pobrrr ; .
41 0 •stoggr ,-- . •
'ttes. '4l
,WiaaipLwoges4
Btit the pilitura weIL
PMll, l 4 6 triar.
Then put halt a 4trup
Into lake Supoilot:
EviitY other
T•k? * IR *mom
toull he briter, op9o
a
Or Ime ion wielder.
' • Tate soilit•lemel,
Therefore yeertilin the bane'.
?die it with • drOir • •
Or temoltittipin enter. .
•
' Feet *tie* yOuy dos,
It win entlioddet NEA L
And, nir4
And 4 te) ire owl met . '
041 • to
• Once In ieett Oa cur.
ef 4'814k.4 enningpoticat t • 1::-
Say a Intuit's, Sale;
if that ingtel'outtlODS• :
Should yott4henett
eou're elated sure to „
You inq safely near
That it did no cunt yeti.
Take *linen sheet.
Thi bigger 'tie the Lefief,
Who yotthelfhp well, • '
Aad Osage' into the water.
Any water%
Crmou, lea or cistern. -
Each should make his cboice
Of whit best suite hie turn.
When you're fairly soaked,
Tryou den't feel better;
Take it enplane ',bower bath.
And get . a 11111. Wetter.
Touch no wine nor gig.
But gallons of cold water ;
You'll be better soon •
if you ittet'yott ought' r.
Take tiorpe INo, 8, , '„-
The inure you tate tfrebstter e
A lump or two Or ,
'An ounen'orcayenni, pep*.
Make tile& Otherbs, ' •
AdJ lobelia to it,
With such.othor thinp
As you think will do it:
Steam yourself right well,
'But take no tithe 'to think ;
Pour the hot stuff down
As fast as you can drink.
If this yOu will hut do.
You surely will get batter
Or perhaps you'll, dip,
Bat of that—no matte'.
rrs A 11110r1Til V'
Got,• pile of rocks,
Or bricks, if nothing better,
Ifeat thorn hisaing hot,
And yourself with pepper.;
Put theta in a basin,
Underneath a chair,
Wrap a blanket round you,
T. exclude the Air.
Pour 901110 water on them.
• And.Composition.doirn
Your throat, to start•the'ciiikefi k
Ana do disease up broard;
Of lobelia take a potion,
Wind up with No. 6.
A crisis follows motion.
And you're shortly in a fix.
QIIACKOP•TNY. •
Take of Brandreth's pills,
. A tarenty•Ave cent bor.
And of Townsondta Sarsaparilla ,
Enough to kill an oa. .
Before you go to bed, • .• • .• .
Eat ■ quart of Salmagundi,'
And on the top of this
Take a dose of atiroinfusidy....
Every night and nibming,
Dtink l pint,of briedX,,
Sweeten; ir yob 'Oak, ' "
With a atiek of Cough Curl Oant‘t.
Than *di tatberannwr • , •`• . .
A putt of Quoknip in&
4[4 then 41, yuevue no; flued,,, • ,
You surely ought to be.,
'-- - sciessaft-nrin- - -- 4- --- -
Take the'open tar,
Th 6 lnose Ynn tiltictita better, ,
rohow naterv'a laws , •
To the vitiy letter. "
Let the Doetorii go'
To the barer Diseeti '
Let alone the Oleo - I
3 . 4 4.0 1 ,0 4 4040 the, VViiigkeyo
F ll4 l . el9rC $l , • ' t
g t . ? e PY, r •
Let'no d re a d 6 etc um
Mike yettavriffaiittili •
Eat , the. airnillit abed,
Drink tint pate aelitaratara ,
Thllq ysm 1011,4 V6ll. ;
Or at least yon oulteer.,
Qvairsit Wrr....;—A late (Etter Noma Rat ,
timer* correspondent of the Republic has
the following which is' hoth new find good •
Quite,3 funny anecdote is,told of one of
this brotherbood., On, MotAtley, while one
of the Oateihnspri_ was going, doWn town.
the driyerwas etoppetl i bji a plain icio'leing
old igentlemsn, in., Oat:4)011:i cool evert ih•
eilth,#i!i! Atte. intention of ihit"'''t6'ilell's
IVi . i jii°• • '7'. 4 l l 'VeNai' ' tl i 11 4 1 • 1 6116 ' 6-
i
tifit tv't;nefl up Itto tit' oy at , ,:c(ilite' a
, riArnt lArioction. .' 'r
,e'Fiiinil ineritliibb.
it;ytek Mitt h e Was !b e ing carrion 'tdWird
the neig: l ifbnti he: bergiinid forhe, east,
told the ilcivei'fie*tis ehrrying him out of
thi'reOlfir route, and entered .ceOploirita,
ttrUnlittei,"ifild ihe tio4With the reins,
4.l‘4elttehme 'righi sit'nihi." ••fhit'l'll get
itit," said 'the Quaker.`: "Nut nutil'you
base forked over a .fie,'" utax the dtiyees
tigilY;i Oiling l ihti Strap &at held foot-the
dohs: . ' IPtitting' hie hand into 'his inwliet,
the' MAIO*. ilidribsahl, 6 1Pri'e nil, we 'Will
not 9niniet, tqatraY) will Cut," a t ul'ai t pfy.
10 HlSPrik knife, fevered it and wilted ,
bdt. ' "Theii 'cann qk swerve me from my I
cnorie, hitt then rnityst go thine." The t
drivel' looked rather iiiiipplussed fora while,
and after sindy'ing, a moment, said, ”Well.l
you are .some pumpkins'—l guess yon
can pass." 'l'ie quaker took tho next
omnibus, and went on his way rrioieing,
while the nut-witted driver pulled ahead,
minus' his lip.
, .. .. ~ .. .
A pint of alcohol
_pared to ft pint bf
water will not make Isto pints Of tfiti mix
ture; ballet two pinto do not always ;mks
a quart,
110 G-REEVE.
' ''; f'' ' ' 'Mr iliS Tatitia 'UN.
"'YOS'iitattanti for aught we know,
Witi)ll:4l44l.intre was a statute in vogue
hi NVIKATIIIIIpBbire. regulating the annual
dolt bfhogonsises throughout the towns
thit'Stitet." The office was a; lucrative
sibilifitoa 'Oates, though it was generally
PAllikefirimiPuir , and the most obnoxious
indishitudis iitthe community wore usually
sktlittdadAd All ' this post. Some good
jtikiiiiiotiedin•itrious ways, in e onnex
ion with lliSOffice however.
Fermat( Thbrow-resided in a small town
tibtoseNttahati, and prided himself upon
IfiriiiiiitYiesett his 'cattle, the cleanliness
ilf hill Aelda t 'sfmnietry of hie fences, and
tini.thtiftitrolia of hilt orchards, but farmer
T. was a persona's's'', penurious and close
' 4 lVaitlnititarly (Ms morning, he discos
,r 1 ..4.:.... 6• , .. ..
ATKRA f.itttdett, Anna his chamber win.
slaw. llssaost large hogs had broken into
sifilie yosseprettand of his, just below
the Adtitie: sniliti his'ulual excitable maim
oa his clothes, and made
thrtAnto of way down to "Squire Look.
Shame: Ode hog-reeve was called Squire,)
ithentittaitterY quickly aroused 'with his
itieitettion eonipldipt.
': . `140v4 , 54,k(re; , . he eetd, liberty up,...-
Titate's,fout rey,neighbor's hogs got In
to tar /ltd. apple...orchard, and if you'll
inti.for you t they're
oiceti .
itlong,' said the
• give. wboonasumbered the details of the
lea rebitinkto.ehis sort of stature—ono
hilt ttil-lhii'hcit teleie; and die other halt
tq,ttie , ppoto! town -and: - within half
an boor, 4te had, peptegable,possessiort of
euaki animals as , .thcasighbothood
could'eeetbewlire'brtilit,oll
The silnetl , tiogtf:;iverti:eptlehlf shiugh
t ow n o c t a l, and were hung
op ; drvin
• the •Neite'e., store hoese.
Farmer tight.vitisamikes fence, and
aie tf l ili t l : ll ' 6l4. o l i 'l6 kid Welt
that 1,11,ii.4414.15rp.uk1;
— "not ho, when io lqbthreoed that aloud
had heap forged front the fide, of the en
niolu.re,tkOd.ihil sly wpt empty
the Mandl:4W Sqvitclokaborp had
th On* dreisedr and bb *ant for hhi goat
Wtfy,vittoStpPeered'al theolorio.6'ineiddir4t
"AettY;!.. l o .ll " ) .o'l l 'fra , "#l ll4 *!Tl'er"
,ides that in case aniztre, one-half the;
pigsi shall go to the ofilcial; and tita'othet to,
the poor. Now, Betty , Who's poorer than
youare to 11..
"Pure eiisiogil Pafli,ihi:Lo, 1 , 1 1 rl,re;
otoolionily..tioure orkopet AIT NM . ,
poo roe th in lion, Vd , likolo.hoar,abOot 4."
• 41 4telt- , 4r01 Aortikiite.
roe onp he)tYgl tkeYb p s i tb tke
6 1 °4 y o "'Y'‘IPFV l i 01r4lidt. 4 4At WA°
office/4.4114 ;44 401. .-1140, NW! bOIP,
very sews &Ora *hour Warti , lotd %Giro
Lodkohiip:sprotc• trottigo 4 •'•" •
11,1Piii : 11 1E00 1110 i:6 1 1v
or:troll et., tko Nokf;ey, oprapg,,qvgq,kge
into &ha ,hooorly ihtmigk Ate,
kitelunwoutigoist-ialo the-yard
ovation ktored tho • iquilifirtitt' IWO"
work. •-• • •
44 1 4 1 r fi ttli oe 9 ,l4 , , • 9
&41fettekot , , ,
J , r
tiglkllo-110 1 0111ipita4 1 4 4-i` 4 l I - -,^. --1 4- r:-
' • ' • 4, Diiltibnoteedtrtalield S . W."'
,
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rrrt:l'"';''; .
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' X I( ' *it Ai;ic t
t , ,ic 1 ?wimp, .4 0 , it , P,poor. .. '
, tiritteie Initurig i shoutattiabtaarmer
gr,ii , ,half , ' moldy- in. Me !WIWI . .They're.
' liiiitiVtlitlii;'liiiiiti3 ciPt i es i iiytit:=l"
‘• , .-,,,f ... „sti 'l.s.e
s„ ofT:# ll FßV e 4lol^F C T l ftli t ill / try ~
. , 14 . knn. 6.ta... " ' ' t ' ,
.
I'll r , Pf71 . 1t1. - A - 7 -', • ,, ').f ',,,, "PM ' ;; ';,' ;
.1 •4*And leattoolate.r.The propptV'a duly
diside&-oellit i tiorbdttititlfilititittndt,r , i
Isi , l f nirliitilOtriOdViiikshbWnitalnkl to
bi ;keY 4 4oo, ' O:i4a' ta,V, th at' OrwY OP'
par Utility ..t, , ba t aeaing,:ttis 'rnitiOte, ,at
Length returned home and from that day
I fisktiaid has had no occasion for t iithilar
hil""!'" . 110 "riff ll :,rOr‘!*‘ lo :e!"TlPialbed
tar his. 441414. Ipp;„ „ ~..,'„ ~... --,—.,
1 ? 1 , 13 1Y, ! !/'. ! l t 'li 11 4ef!: ~:t O ' PM " Y•
010Fimi , ."-."*.ll,l9ole . iit,whet, 4 1,P IroWfd
r
‘,,.....,,,,,,,,,,;.,4Pirk00410g5,ierb00l Mho-
Being aninak . , what kind of . 'ft. - girl hit, new
Irilti ntia,f 14. deOlared ' hail learning. was
!Ofzii,noatili• - ' " Allili . *!.. l .! ,i °IA he , a la!nt
lief:pastry and, nteterplogy. I used to think
ayery- limn, li-drew a breath I expended
.nothing but air t but she toile me I take
do W n at aim" gulph, two kinds of gin, oxy
girt, atndhydro gin, and I a teeto-taller,
too I" ' . ..
AN Thicoutontantt SurnaTtox.*One
ouresehanger says What an uncom
fortable situation la a seat an a sofa between ,
two beautiful girls, one with black eyes.
jet ringlets and snowy neCk s theother with
soft blue eves, sunny . ringleta, red cheeks
and lips, both'iatighing and talking to you
at tho same time.
Upward', of 200,000 bales oftoikni are
now exported ennually t* Elegised fl'om
the valley of the nits. ' "• '
M vnithres thrive am* a taPilfloraar
so gossips feast when they gain access ha
uronon cliwructcr.
-""
TWO DOLLARS Phil ANISIT 11#4
INEW sERIEs-440. 141.
Clow Dario Puma come NM •*Meg
BAD j rzaigin.- ,, David, a man of milord
kindly spirit, had long suffered Irons the
ciatter•patter,,ttever-ending tongue of his
worse hall. One day an herb donor
greeted David St his work with
, 4 Well, master David, how be you
Oh, I may be very Well, thanks to ye,
but my wife is not so very nicely."
Indeed," said the gatherer of simple.,
with a quick ear for an ailment; " wind
might be the matter wi' she, master Da.
sid? "
Well," said David, in his usual quiet
way, she has a bad breaking out about
her mouth every now and then, that ttou.
bles her and me very sore, I USIA Xes
master (lomat."
Well," said the latter, I could Rake
a grand cure for :her, I'll warrant t I hare
a salve 'at I makes of the juice of the juni.
per tree, Bodily bilin' tip a vast lot - atilt
ferent kinds o' things, it cures it la so•
" Indeed," said David, tvhat might
your charge be now, fot . a bot of that itit•
ment 'at would quite cure pert "
" Oh," said it, herbalist, looking ana•
iously up in David's face, " only a matter
of a shilling."
Well, that's Dist cheep," skid DaviOs
If you cure her, I'll give eighteen pone+ ;
there, now."
IV ith this offer. the doctor set off how'
to prepare his nostrum, and straightvnty
hied the very next day to David's house,
box in hand, There he found Mrs. Price,
and went at once to business.
Well, Mrs. Price, your Itueband told
me that ye have betimes a bad breaking
out about the mouth, and I've brought a
box of fine 'intment 'at will cure ye."
, With this •announeement, Mrs, Price,
tiring up, at once seeing her husband's
jest,: raised the brush with which she was
sweeping the floor, and pummelled the
doetor to her heart's content, even follow•
ing to hest him a field from her house, he
screaming all tho
./Oh, Alien! Price, be ye tone mad !"
Prom that day, however, Mrs. Price has
(teen wholly cured of her scolding habits,
Distd,has only to look up in her face and
tiny; urll get a Vox of that 'intment," ant!
therel aderill of 'the matter. David hop•
Otilily paid the doctor his 18.0 d., and also
treated him to make him forget the pummel•
The whale of these circumstances
areitttietly tine.-Durham Chronicle.
INTSNCITINO
HISTORY OF AN ADVINT
mita VO,CAILIVORNIA.--A New York citizen
living a capital of 10,000, managed to
iiiikei'a:kind of living with it in wall streets
~bl , shaving. Smitten with die California
.ferer, be purchased one of the vessels sold
.hy the United States Goverment, by auc
tion, at the termination of the Mexican war.
it was biig, for whiCh he'paid ea. 500. He
bought wines and other liquors with the bids
lance of his cash, just leaving himself $5OO
to 'pay his expenses, by the isthmus route
to' Sin Francisco. His all was thus risked
~ : ujitait, 'the hazard of the die. The brig,
,tkeing,freighted with this cargo, sailed for
the land of gold, and he arrived before her.
life'reld the cargo eta tremendous profit,
.800 or 400 per cent., and he was Offered
6ar'the b'r'ig 415,00. He refused the offer,
Manse ite:saw -he could .make more.mon•
ley , brai couple of trips to Oregon for Wei
bel.; nihieh was . then in great demand at
, Ift,art Francisco, At the end of the second
.v.eiege, he was offered 845,000 for the
brig. Ha accepted it, and gathering up hie
profits on the wines and the lumber, he
tuiridd'ill Into gold dust, lie returned
. to N i es. ItOrka few days . rtgo, in the Creil.
.00 L ity, and deposited .150,000 worth
of ihtehirmig particles in the mint at phil.
to be coined into eagles and half
eagles',
,The truth a this narrative may
'6', t reifed .1 - , herald
'AVrtrnehttian, who was exhibiting some
SlicOd'ilelicel, and other curiosities, produ-
Aed; arpeng tither ttOgs, a sword,. which
he assured, his visitors .was ode sword
dst lianlarn had when he wivald kill des's."
spidtatot remarked that Dialers had, no
but 9017 wished (or one. "Very'
islle one he wished for."
40
ottor," sa id a gentlemen was wits
notorious for laciness in general, sad slow
enliness of person itt' partienler. "Doctor,
I have tried every thing r can thhik. of for
the rheumatism. and without, the least
avail." The doctor, after having enrveyed
him for a moment. inquired As, had
ever tried a clean shirt!
An oditor off towards sunset has Mtn
into the hands of the Philistines, and
breaks forth in the following heart•tabeh
appeal
"Sherlit spare tits! prose,
Touch not a - singla typo,
Don't put me in distress.
To stick lo ma throsib hat
''Tia alt in all to ,
If lost, what shall t Jo t , .
Then, why not let It ha! • , ,
Ob, Attar boot 4iosi
•
Fon& aim
Pied aid rood **Wahl/40 4 *. ~s,
w 'VAP" 'S .1 ia • 'I
Ouroulinsiste viroweditat
J'i
»La raw consimalio.•brwiil4ou sow
lice or ca*.
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