[ BY D. A. & C. H. BUEHLER. Yeti. [ From ibrrNotional Intolllparsr. A 11.INDRED YEARS AGO. Where ant the birds that sweetly sans - A hundred years ago! ' Thu Ihntlir. that all In Windy 'spring A hundredyears ago ! • TOG Op thlt Aralled. The eyes that wild ' • "" 1 " In flashes shone yea upww— re • y Whe, re oh when, are lips and eyes, The milden's Smile, the loser's sighs, • • l'hattware so long agb Who peopled all the city's streets A hundred years ago I Who filled the church with faces meek, tolleirellYeent IV : Thai oileerinytale Of sister frail, The plot that worked Another* hurt— Whera,oh wbere, ere the pleb and clever The poor man's hopes, the rich mau's feint, That were so long ago 1 Where are the graves where dead men slept A. handrail rim ago.l r - Y,VIO. whilst bring, oft4imes wept beansd years eget BY ether men , 1'1147 haw not then, Their' hinds are tilled, Their homes are tilled— Yet Nature then was just as gay, And bright the sun shone as to-day, 'A - hundred years ago. TRUE LOVELINESS She who thinks a noble heart, Better thau noble mien— . Honors eine. more thin art, ""- Though 'ii. leas in fashion seen— Whetsoe'er her fortune he, She's the bride—the wik—for me ! She wilco deems that inward gram Par eurpasses outward .how, She who values less the hos • Than sitar rharwr the soul can throw— Witalsoesr her fortune be, .kliss'a the beide—the wife—for me ! She who knows the beset acquires Something mare than lips of dew— That when lore's brief rose expires, Lore itself dies with it too— , Whatsoe'er her fortune be, 4 She • the bride—the wife—for me ! CHARACTER AND INTEGRITY We have somewhere seen a notice of a Rotterdam thread merchant, who bad ac eumulatedlifty thousand dollars by his own industry, punctuality and integrity; and it was remarked of him that he never let a yard of bad thread go out of his hands, and would never take more than a reasonable profit. By these means he acquired such eritire'public confidence, that his customers Would as soon send a blind man or a child to buy for them as to go themselves. We refer to the case not to intimate that we have no such instances among ourselves, but for the purpose of suggesting the great value, to any business man, of such a char acter, and the exceeding agreeableness to dealers with htm of the confidence he in spires. And we affirm nothing extrava gant in saying, that the character for strict integrity acquired is of as much real worth to its possessor as the pecuniary savings of his industry. Let such a man lose by any misfortune all his money, he is still a man of capital, of weight, of influence, and is the superior, on mere business calcula tions, of many a man of large monied means. But the beauty of the thing is this, that any man, however small his business and his capital, has just as good an oppor eunityof winning confidence as the million . aire. integrity in small things is even more eimpressivo than integrity in great things. ,And after all that men may say in praise of the esserprise, skill, shrewdness and tact of particular business men, there is one ,cherattarthwards which all minds instinc tively leader their reverence—and that is the inacoulto would rather be honest than twcalthy. wad who prefers integrity to gold. —X.E.4ilty Goole Reporter. `Ress..Cmuunttacure.—lt is not Chris ' *O4 manly so give assent to a creed or *set of ,diomao; tier this is often done oluweetwr remains unchanged...-- . Thei'detilmbbliere and tremble. It is not thrbitiatnity. measly to be baptised, to par ? tube of. tlmensbariet, to, submit to rites abd ordinal:ft the church; for this is Iteinsimirtly attended with a character.— t` 3t„ *Christianity to be baba. .54 will" oplritte,Christ, and to lire as Not .1 arose outward life, but ah ittorsnlviriteal life, leading to aeorres :,P6eding,mitwarddife. The inward life is 1k . 14 tkiebr.ittulpriocple4 the outward life develOpment—the terdeds nod dogmas are a logical construe- Ation—n theological science. Rites and . .cerenianies are symbolical 'institutions.— Ibis life is the reality. The most diverge 'Arms of character—the : good and the bad .i...marunitein the former. tOnly one form anharacter—only the good, unite in the life. The unity of the life, .:11;MCfOrti, is the highest unity ; nay , t h e .401 y reel and• essential unity.—Nero York Artanoistist. , , ,Petimps there is nothing mere terrible io,conumoplateilian the ruin of the mind. '..i t ithei with his passing wing may smite cithedrats awl castles, and leave but , trek; and battlement clad in a shroud of Aivitlff green ; but when it passes over an Imniortal mind. the desolation is fearful in "'ileed. Pilgrims lock to ruins as to "a thing of beauty:' but the visitor to one who suffers under the calamity of insanity, Eisen and shudders. Nothing of the pic turesque gladdens the eye. He only be holds death in life, and life in death. A Camp's Firnti—A beloved Minister of the gospel was one day speaking of that active, living faith, which should at all times cheer: the heart of the sincerefollow era of Jews, and related to me a beautiful illustration that had just occurred in his own family. He had gone into , a cellar which in win ter was quite dark, and entered by a trap door. A little daughter, only three years old. was trying to find him, and came to the trap-door, but on looking down all was dark, and she called : "Are - you down in the cellar, pktial" - "Yes ; would you like to come, Mary?" "It is dark ; I can't come down, papa!" "Well, my daughter, I am right below you, and I can see you, though you can not see me, and if you will drop yourself I will catch you." "Oh, I shall fall, I can't see you, papa l" ••I know it," he answered,••but I am re. ally here, and you shall not fall, or hurt yourself. If you will jump, I will catch you safely." Little Mary strained her eyes to the ut most, but could catch no glimpse of her father. She hesited, then advanced a lit tle further, then summoning all her reso lution, she threw herself forward, and was received safely in her father's arms. A few days after, she again discovered the cellar door open, and supposing her father to be there, she called : "Shall I come again, papa'?" "Yes, my dear, in a minute," he replied, and had just time to reach his arms to , wards her, when, in childsh glee, she fell shouting into his arms, and clasping his neck, said : "I knew, dear papa, I should not fall." WORTH AND THE WORLD.—Some forty years ago, the yellow fever raged in New York. The wife forsook her husband, the mother fled from her child; conster• nation prevailed in every quarter, and all who could leave the city (lid so; but there was one man who remained through the whole scene. He shunned not the infect ed district, but where the dying lay he was to be found. He held the cup to the parched lip when relatives had forsaken the sufferer—he spent his whole time in the midst of the sick and the dying. The suffering he relieved, and the dead he bore on his shoulders to their last resting-place. He escaped the contagion and lived to be an old man. He died in the alms-house —no friendly hand was there to close hie eyes—no mourner was at his bier. The rough boards held his venerable remains, a beggar's tomb received his worn out body. Thus the world serves its bens• factors.—N. r. Slat. THE PASSION FOR GAMINO.—.The an cient Germans, according to Tacitus, play ed to such desperation, that, when they had lost every thing else, they staked their personal liberty ; and, in the event of bad fortune,became the slaves of the winners. D'lsraeli, in his Curiostlea of Literature, has given us the following account: 'Dice,' says he, "and that little pugnacious animal, the cock, are the chief instruments employ ed by the numerous nations of the East to agitate their minds and ruin their fortunes ; to which the Chinese, who are desperate gamesters, add the use of cards: When all other property is played away, the A siatic gambler does not scruple to stake his wife or child on the cast of a single die, or on the strength and courage of a martial bird. if still unsuccessful, the last venture is himself. —in the island of Ceylon, cock-fighting is carried to a great height. The Sumatran!, are addicted to the use of dice. A strong spirit of play characterises a Malayan.— After having resigned every- thing to the good fortune of the winner, he is reduced to a horrid state of desperation, He then loosen'', a certain lock of hair, which indi cates war and destruction to all he meets. He intoxicates himself with opium, and working himself up .to .a fit of phrinsy, he bites and kills every one who comes in his way. But as soon as ever this lock is seen flowing, it is lawful to fire at du period, and destroy him as soon as possi- I _kilt, To discharge their gambling debts, die I • Siamese sell their possessions, their fata -1 dies, and at length themselves.; 'The Chi nese play night and day, till they have i lost all they are worth, and then they u sually go and hang themselves. la the newly-discovered islands of the Pacific Ocean, they venture even their hatchets, which they hold as invaluable acquisitions, on running matches. We saw a man, says Cook, in his last voyage, beating his breast and tearing his hair in the violence of rage, for having lost three hatchets at one of these races, and which he had pur chased with nearly half of his property. Woman is the last, most perfect work of God. A Lady is the production of isilk worms. milliners and dressing maids. Men are made in tho image of God.— Gentlemen are manufactured by tailor., barbers, and boot blacks. A wife once kissed her husband, and said she, My own sweet Will, how deatly I love thee! Who ever knew a lady, good or ill, Who did not love her own stew will. GETTYSBIIEG; A. YRIOiti:EVENINh:;;J,t(IjIIOI'..IB4O: A GERX4bI LEGEND. There win once a young princess whom Many kings and knights wooed. It was ib the ancient dame of Scandinavian War fare, When - die iiicingeei - arli and the 6ere but spirit were highest esteemed by men. Some of her suitors brought precious furs, and laid them at her feet in token. of their prowess in the Chase ; others came in their bright ringing armor, and showed her treasures of gold ; and a lbw cast be fore her, with fiats look., the heads of slain enemies, to be the footstool of a con queror's bride. ut mahleuintrierialsll from all; and their love gtew WU) fierce anger, and they all joined in bate towards the king, her father, and would have driven him from his throne. But there stood be. fore the erownless king a counselter of whom no one had dreamed. A poor and wise man, who had dwelt in the palace all his days unnoticed and uncarcd for, and he said to the monarch—, " My hind is feeble, tied has never grasped a spear, yet I can tell the stars in their courses. My voice is low it has never been heard in battle yet it can teach men wisdom. My body is frail, but I have strength in my soul. Let and go forth among thy people, and teach them how to overcome the might of the enemy" Then the wise man went forth, and his words were like thunder, and he ruled the hearts of men spinet their will, until the wrong was conqudrred and theJand was at rest. The king said unto hi nix-- "Thou shalt have the reward which is greatest of all ; thou shalt be my eon s 0 poor wise man I" But the othet answered--• " How can it bet lam lowly hi form my youth is gone by ; I have neither strength to fight nor beauty to win love.— The princess will not cut her eyes on me." And he looked sorrowfully to where the throned maiden sat in her loveliness, as one would look at the sphered moon, in hopeless adoration. Then the princess came down from her seat; her breast heaved, her cheek burned, but it was not with pride ; and she said softly to him.-- " Thou art very wise, but thou knowest not the secrets of a woman 'a heart. When the strong men came and laid their tributes before me, I thought of a voice that had taught me in my childhood, and t turned from them as from the warring beasts of the field. When the noble and beautiful bent before me, a face was in my eight more dear, more lovely than all, for in it shone the glorious and immortal mind ! Host thou know my heart now 1" Then the maiden laid her arms around his neck and whispered— Let me love thee, thou noblest of all. If thou art poor, I will be thy riches ; if thou art growing old, I will bring back thy youth. To me thou art all fair, all young thou art my glory, my delight, my pride !" The minstrel paused in his song, and glanced at Lucia. She eat with her head bent forward, her quivering lips pale with emotion and her eyes fixed with a look full of the deepest and most adoring love— not, alas, on him who sang, but on Leut• hold. In another moment she had burst into tears, and fled from the room.—Fra• ser's Magazine. MVSTENIOUIS BAND Or Amazons.—This year, as in several preceding years, the Carnival Masked balls at Paris have be: n signalized by the presence of a hand of Amazonians belles—just twelve in num ber, and each one strong enough to stran gle a lion in her embrace. There is a pro , digious curiosity to know who•they are. Alike young, of perfect shape, teeth that I would raise envy in a band of tigers, and of exactly equal height, though all much:above the ordinary size of woman, they form a magnificent spectacle. Like bees, they have a queen, and are dressed precisely alike—frhat of flowered velvet gaily ribboned, white perruque curled a round the head, arms and shoulders bare, short -white Ilona, chemises of Ululate. with some plaits, pantaloons of red silk lace, white silk stockings, end shoes with diamond bookies. The Amazons are, ev idently, but froze eighteen to twenty years of age, and, or comae, theiihand must be per sinctithey - hive appear ed, noir, at every carnival for five or six years. Aa they are always masked, and accept no invitations to sup after the bells the inquisitive are nonplussed.— They have always their pockets full of money, and, when they retire, three black carriages, take them away, on the pannele of which are no crests or armorial bearings. They have been known to take distinguish ed men to sup with them, but it is always as a guest. A BAD L00K.—.415 that the prisoner?" said one spectator to another, during a tri al for manslaughter. "Ah, indeed ! What a dreadful bad look he has, especially a bout the eyes ! But who is that respecta ble looking young man at his side, in the green vest t" "In the green vest 1 Why, that is the prisoner himself. The other man is his lawyer." "Well, now, Ido begin to see that the fellow in the green vest don't look so respectable, after all.— Indeed, he has just the air of an old offen der." 4 1 8'AILLL6$ AND PREit." A. PAZ. IMO ( ELEPHANT A vet, t intellignilt elephant Wes shogim some years' since, in a outran of wild betas; at a fair -in the west of England.— Otte of these padded jokes" whose wit lids in plihring miefind batter MO a friend's 'wicket, or mutvliting e putrid oyster Into Ids plate, bad been out sortie ginger bread nuts of the first 'lnglity to the eke phant, the luitaiments, smell, as they ireiMi' ntisfactilatit and gratitude, Ma:4o* Os latter by, the spontaneous pigrOtitntutice of, some of his ixickt.betstesai th"-"Paw • 403 1 0'0 6 d intervals of supply' •filiddenly., his bens factor produced .w la*, paper parcel, weighing some thin or ikree pomade, and presented it eninalges *heeleplinnt took it as it was, and consigned the whole to'his powerful crushing mill. Hardly, htivrev , er, had he swallotgetd dr dose, before he gave a loud roar, and:Mthibited, all the symptoms of aufferiutimerely from ternal heat, handing. ,yes, handing, for the trunk acted as dextsrously as a hand, the bucket to his keeper.as if beseeching for water, which was given. to hint, and of which he (matinee& tti4gOd floods sufficient to drive a Mill, (loin lfnt captioning and burning thinst. ' 4 , 11 a I" said 't 1e addressing his victim, "those nuts ,were 0 trifle but, old fel low, I guess," "You had better be of," exclaimed the keeper, finales' you wort the bucket at your head and serve you right, too." The dispenser of peppir and ginger took the hint ; for there was M angry glance in the drinkers eye, while the distressed beast was pumping up his sixth buttkin full ; and irtgebd 'dine lie took it; for hit had scarcely alegied the entrance or the show, when the empty 'bucket was hurled after him , by the elephant, with such kit, and correctness of situ, !bat if be had been a moment later, his joking *mild in all probability, have terminated his life on the spot. A year had wasted away, and the way farers from the countty villages trod over the withered leaves that lad, when fresh, green, and vigorous, shielded their headit from the summer's sun, as they again bent their steps to the same annuel autum nal fair where the elepion had been be fore exhibited, and where he was again ready to receive company. Our joker *as again among his visitors, and forgetful of his narrow escape from the bucket, which at the time another wit observed he had been near kicking, came as before, with one coat pocket filled with "best nuts," and the other with hot nuts. He gave the elephant two or three nUti from the best sample, and then he dreW forth and presented him with a hot one.— No sooner had the elephant tasted it than he seised the coat tail of his tormenter, end with one whirling sweep of Itie trunk lifted him from the ground, till the tails gi ving way the man dropped half dead with fright, and With his coat reduced to a jack. et. The elephant, meanwhile, quietly in. serted the end of his trunk into the pocket' containing the best nuts, and leisurely pro. ceeded, keeping his foot on the coattails, to discuss every -init. 'of them, !hen he had finished the last, he trampled capon the pocket containing the hot nuts, till halted reduced them to a mash, end then, after having torn the tails to rage, threw theaoil• ed fragments at the head able facetious friend, amid the derision of the as/tabled crowd. Noon PliTea—A correspondent of the Roston Journal, writing from Hingham, Mass., which place be had visited on a pleasure exounion, say, took the younger members of the party to 'visit Wear River Iron Foundry, and the pond near it, and Miss Thomas' pete r -the' fish and turtle in it. This childOf nine years, has fed theee fish four years With, bread. She was first amused by. throwing the numbs into the water when she eat liar -meals on the'snmes of -tharlsenk, and see- Ing tin fish ' dart for them Awn* an in toren in the fish, and has Sid them regu larly ever ghee, Strange as it may seem, they know her voice, On , our requesting her to feed and cell them, she did so, and called tune, torte, tune' seven! times ; directly we could seethe turtle popping their heads up over the pond, then swim to her and take the bread from het hands. The fish did the same; several hundred of which, consisting of large black pouts, six to eight inches long, shiners and minnows of all sizes, flocked around her, perfectly tame. The turtles were of two kinds, snappers'• and the common yellow spot ted onces. This was a most interresting sight, and well worth a long ride to see it." We were much amused a few days since, with hearing a little boy, upon whom his mother was inflicting personal chastise ment, say---. 4 Give me two or three licks more mother—l don't think I can behave well, yet." Fact ! A HINT TO IlscnsLorts.—A lady, nam- Mary Ann Aldridge, had occasion to send a note to a gentleman, and put two is in to her first name in the signature. thus: "Marry Ann Aldridge." The man was a bachelor, and consequently took the hint. PRIVATE •PITADINOt OR SOW A HOO 4 • , : , 4 1 4•PAMPT., tt Many years ago a ilaoslee, who had just struck Ne*Otleinti rot the finit'fme, aßer big 'flatimarritribido situ/ end' fast, Went op to'''.44' the riglite of the city.--4 1 finding*, Charles streSt, be,stopped mediately in front of the tit. Charles Ho , te4 and looking up. Seettle.4 se..nitirize dna building with , the eye . tit sun arobitectut nil eared:firmware" E '"- ArterSll49lll he milted ir 4 11 044 4T ng k 21,0 $1 . . 0 11. 1 441 11 1:40 1 !!.4.;f0r 11 1 1 intrust*, aed • ittiatiated i the steep stbpal - Aftintecithig 'lhir tithe inquired Wilts kiiidieni, or *hind I inquired if hQ . oeld get r,lt °`' MAP, who teueurion best that time; and Who is a host at.all times, humoritigthe relliokold hSgt lipemajd i rk so. by PeYiei I (LAW.;.AI pe eoniideringfor .some time .on this item. end grairekriopk. ing his hoot In the flitte;l44ollll. l, 'Welt go, it, Riot's my * nor t" said the -; other wi th a smile. "it is not seedy yet, hat lake • teat at the table, and yob ese , aannetr yourself with thiffilperiler 'half iit ligifr:*Ren 3'°u will heat the ong, which will i~l'ofm you that the dinner,is.ready , . . "The gong, what's that!" asked,tthe Hoosier. you will 6nd out..wlttat y,ow hog ii," replied, Mudge. &dialed with this attawir, the IlLatnidr, after looking graved fifin, sat devre' rummaged over " the pipers. Tige4 4 o on at he cu!tetnttry roe, when, tuddenly the gobg eounded, and is, usual eeowd moved for the'di b ing tonm. " ' Recovering Van aitobi4tiltit ai the noise of the gang. and s'eenting„the delicious fumes of the dlnner, the Hornier made a tuett c tliwygl t ,4e erg,w4„l4,e;rimp but being mot thy the IWO' hello" efewlwc ( ' ed to his allotted, chair The gentlemen seated do *tali aide of We; a's cireil is 'die gentlemen epposaite him, 'had, (hell. whit before them,. After finishing his soap, add having his plate well filled, the fliiosier observed the gendenten helpittg theldisefied froity wine, end so seizing the t!ettlp hand neighbor, lot attempted, Id heip,him self, when he was modestly ibrortnedlthet the wine was derivate," The, Hairier did not seem to comprehend, and ;with,n blank sort of lobk, resemed his knife•and fork. On layibg them down againi,ithd having apparently &dee to the cdtielusieh that it could not ell be .oprivate"' wine; lie seized hold of his left hadd filend`wbottle. 1 . S top,fyott pfe sae, elf: 4 B,lllth 13 o#'entf ed eat a tiercp:„took; “this private wine, n v • The 'Hoosier looked still moreitiston. iehed, audit being a hard tette, iltouglitttb would make sitother trial `ohyht4.l'3O reaehingseetwis the table he seised the bot tle opposite to him, *int Web just in the art of filling hip glee', *Oro hhrtlaio'Vlo re-echoed "prlyete yeine;air,ifjipo,o44Kl? and withdreit the battler irons ..tite.Cearful leakage it teas about to' undergoP The ugreensita." becoining'enVaged being foiled (Hi e ver yi ..110; that there !sep i a fganendsimpoujogNid*, tering among the, waiters, turned itmithe Servant who stood' at Ina - back tif his slivir and Who had talten fifth or sixth tints, •Ipt4 !lOTA ifrps„. 2 o AO; with an oath to bring back hinialtospind' that if he took it &will aiptllA!74:4 40'4 rod if ' 4 13 . 4 4% -drpi' and suitieg.the attion , tto the waltdv/pubh* hand interhis litiacion-' showing t h e boodle; oft Intel bawls Alias this ,thistrs 'VMS 6 9 44 11 1 the desert was put on the table * , When,a 'errCharlotte- 11awrs pudtking stee l set 1410104946* , 11 ,. *9 l i6r. distedy dew A lm bla Ott% osid looking right and left , it kin neighbors he helped hildeatittO L tale pcirtion of it. Keeping his eyes fixed on the dish, while eating, he perceived iiieright hand neighbor attempt iag to withdraw the dish from him. "No , you don't, Mimi.," said. the Hoosier to him, ,"Altat 144sr pudding is private pod ding.", The, left-handed gentleman not observing what had passed, then said, ""Al ion me to take this pudding. sir ?" uNo. you can't lake that thar pudding," said the Hoosier, with a scowl, that's pri vate pudding." And he re-helped him self.' Shortly after the gentleman opposite was in the act of drawing the dish over to him. •Hold on, Mister," said the Hoo sier, with a look of triumph. "I'd have you know that that pudding is private pud ding," while at the seine time he put his thumb to his nose and made sundry gyre lions with his fingers. "You can't come it over me," he continued, feeling , that a joke had been practised upon him. "Pri vate wine, eh I" The attention of the table being attract ed during the latter scene, the gentlemen around burst into a roar of laughter, and soon the whole story was whispered from ono to another. The thing took so well that every gentleman was induced to send the bottle to the Hoosier with his compli ments; and our ..green 'un" soon become as merry as a lord. Hiccoughing us he left thtt.table 4 he turned round to the gen tlemen end said t "Nell old (hiccough) fellows, you couldn't (hiccough) come it Over (hiccough) me with your (hiccough) partite wine." The glasses fairly danced upon thn table with the uproar and laugh ter Which this laet rettlark created, and the Optipier, piagering otit of the room, mode Nolen may to his boat.—New br karat' Delta. WINE. 'Weil might the thoughtfunace of old With' ley twine the head ' 'Of Mae they hailed the god of wine— tiolif_the Jig is deed; For ivy clings the crumbling hail Torlacerate decay, ~., And sprield int dark deceitful pall Till& what Wastes away. " • ;Mid 'Ade will circle round the brain Pry o'er theimitv, • Tilt what could once see fir as stars . •„. dark we death's eye now. Tbsp dash the cup down ! 'tie not worth A soul's great sacrifice: The wine will sink into the earth— . ' 'The soul, the soul—must rise. Th . e Boston ' ranscript mentions an in- Vit;iitti which will serve as a fearful coin ptentary on the above. The editor says: Happening in at the orrice of the Overseers of the 'Poor on Saturday, we found one of Ihi 'officers in Cdnversation with a well tiressed foreigner' who just then burst into flood of tears. Turning to us the Direc to said': This man is just out of the Rouse or correction, '*here Ito was sent for abu !. sing his wife while intoxicated. Being hift destitute in consequence of his com mittee she and her child were admitted to the House' of Industry, where, during his nenient:, they both died. It was up op aliplication for their discharge that linfortnedhint of their decease, which was titerffirst'knowledge lie had of it." The rt 4 torsi of thi'man must be imagined—it be de*dribed. „ . , ,! A. Toyota STORT.--Talk not of tough Yatkee newspapers, after read leg 'the: itillewing from a Si. Petersburg jefulteb*,—;" rentrued traveller from the north tells me of a curious mode they hive in , Siberia of procuring the akin of .the ' Their fin- is in the greatest Offesticiain,the depth of winter, at which time dm hunter, proaceacto the forest arm ed with spitcherlof water, and some ear thettnest. Hedeposites the bsit at the foot, "tinditiditihi t the top of high tree, As l4 l oli l ,- 014'Ilin't,EndoOPrialed by the scent, arrives, the man drops" some water on its tail o and it instantly becomes frosen to the Poi Whichi'''deseending from his elevittieti'hikhit'ciallithi rapidity his per m" with a sharp. knife ,cult him trans vgaely on the face. The sable, from the 94. 1 elf "eXtraordinary tPlWerti• Vtartdo(f,i and, (hie tail being Gogh toad* trotted), , outuoft his . skin, of taserett, leasing ills; prey' to , the hunter ! Upon expressing a slight doubt as to the pWattiliti 'of I ttdif *Ode 6f ikinnlng the A kid4 f ,iti; ° ,4v*.ttq t 'fikixailur,ed me that he 49mW never have, beliqvg.d t it, had he not ,freptendy tried': it himself."' •11 Er d • 1 911 1 !',. FT? e enek Douglass, who Wistxmeo, slave, and who, T since • his Isseimintisbeeriafie of the' belt - orators at lliti-Blii*OrYitteatingit, edified his audience # , :,W4 i *.4 ll i l4 e ' t 4 StrY , of the Anti-Slavery :8141c,101istw,Ynrk, with the following .".411eirelased the way he first reconciled it ii/E4Orniienee' tri take things while he 'He had been troubled about it,: and flitted hard in consequence. Ills libwas a . pious class leader, and his sirifilis the home of the preachers.— . letcicid:biOther Hickey and brother Hum many others were stuffed in but the poor slaves were starv iditi the' kitchen. Under these eircesn- iiistiees he went to old Sandy Jenkins, his religious adviser. Sandy said he could pig; and at the same time shout hal- Iplujalt. Said he—laying his hand on a iiieee of pig-.that is master's property, is •it not? Yes. Well—putting his hand on my arm—that is master's property, Is it not? Yes. Well—put that property into that property—is that stealing? It is a case of removal—not a change of posses sion. From that time, said he, I never lacked pig to eat when there was pig to be had by taking. A Tau MUSQUITO.•—•." So you are go ing to the East Hingies, my dailint, Mrs. Ilarooney?" said an old Irish crone to the young wife of a soldier, about to embark fur Madras. I've been in them parts noeself, and well do I remember the tor ments I wont through, night and day, with the mosquitoes. They have long suckers hanging down from their heads, they'll draw the life out of ye before ye can say peas." This terrifying account lived in the memory of the young woman ; the vessel made Madras roads, the decks were •soon crowded ; all hands delighted at the sight of land, Mrs. Harooney with them ; but her joy was of short duration ; for on shore she perceived an elephant. Horror stricken at the eight, and in breathless agi tation, she approached the mate, exclaim ing, with uplifted hands, Holy mother, is that a uequito?" N Capital Punishment," as the boy said when the schoolmistress seated him with the girls. What is better than presence of mind in a railway accident f Adsence of body. TWO NifiLARS PER ANNUM] INEW SERIES--NO. 94. Two nis A sen.- , —Ned and Charley were two room mates. but they occupied differ ent beds. Ned's sleeping apparatus was so situated that he could get into either side—that is to say there Were two fore sides to his bed, and no bank side— which Ned found very convenient on cer tain occasions. One night Ned and Charley had been out, and on returning, which they did near morning, both were considerably elevated. However, they walked up to their room with an air that seethed to say, ""not en very drunk tdier all," and sought long and patiently for matches and a lamp. After knocking the pitcher oft the washstand and smashing the looking glass, they finally give up the search and went to bed. Went to bed—yes, that's the word, tint ow• ing to the darkness, and confusion of their senses, they made a slight mistake. In short, Ned's bed had the honor of receiving the two friends—Charley getting in on one side, and his companion rolling in on the other. • I say, Ned," cried Charley, touching somebody's calf, "there's a fellow in my 4. Wonderful coincidence!" exclaimed Nod, feeling a strange elbow in the region of his ribs, .4 there's somebody in my bed, too." Is there, thought" said Charley, " lets kick 'cm out." " Agreed," said Ned. And accordingly the' two friends began to kick. It lasted about a minute and a hall, and Ned was sprawling on the floor; Charley was left in possession of the bed. For a moment all was silent. " I say Ned," cried Charley. What 1 " asked Ned sulkily. " I've kicked my fellow out ! " " You are luckier than I am, then," laid Ned, " for mine has kicked me nut." A REOULAR SAW..—.Some lime last winter, about the period of drawing in saw logs," a shrewd Vermonter bargain ed with an old miserly fellow, who owned a saw mill, to saw some very knotty hem lock loge which he had. The old fellow agreed to saw them into any kind of stuff that Jonathan wanted, under a forfeiture of $5O. About two mouths after, he met the Yankee in the road, and the old covey," intimating his readiness to saw the logs, desired to know what kind of stuff Jona than wanted them sawed into. Wal," said the Green Mountain boy, "I reckon I'll hare them sawed into clear pine hoards." What," said old Crusty... saw knotty, hemlock into clear pine You're a crazy 6 , You agreed to du it," said Jonathan, shan't do any such thing," said Hans it is impossible." " If that is the case, I'll trouble you for them sso,"said the speculating Vermonter. The ohl man stormed, swore, spit, and expostuluted. but Nara no use; he had to fork over." Scicxyric.—." theca," said a negro to a colored friend of his, " which du you tit* is de most useful of do comets, de sun or de moon ?" Well, Clem, I don't link I should be able to answer dot question, seein' as how I noher had much book larnin'." 4. Well, Caesar, I tink de moon ought to take de tirst rank in dat particular." Why so, nigga Bekase de moon shine in de night when we need de light, and de sun shine in de day time when de light am no ow sequenee." Well, Clem, you is de most learned darkey I ever seen; I guess you tilted to sweep out de schoolhouse fora liben." We often hear of Irish gallantry. but Africa is equal to Ireland. A negro driver of a coach in Texas. stopping to get some water for the young ladies in the carriage, being asked what he stopped for, replied, lam watering my flowers." A more delicate compliment could not have been paid. Y Gd to thunder," is now reduced to Take your departure to theabodeof the reverberating echoes of heavens artillery." AN IRISH EXPERIMENT.--.."DerWili, my darlint, what are you doin 1" “Whist, Biddy, iryia' as expert- "And what is it?" "What is it, did yon say ? Why its giv ing hot water to the chickens, I am, so that they will be alter laying boiled eggs." `Y•JNAN.—Agallant contemporary think/ that the world would hardly be worth liv ing in, were it deprived of woman. Lis ten to his rhapsody: "Who would re main in a garden from which the flowers have been taken, or in a grove from which the birds have departed, or beneath a sky that the sweet star bad foreskin f Let cynics prattle as they may, our existents here without the presents of the other sex would be a dark and cheerless void. The. light, the smiles and affection, of woos* are the bow of beauty !old promise which spans the life of man km hi, 0 cob w hie trave."