Trnfih and Bight -God and our Country. $2 00 in Adrance, per Annurp. VOLUME 17. BLOOMS BURG. COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA., WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 1865. NUMBER 6. W li. J.tCOSY, Publisher. th star of the north -18 PUBLISHED EVERT WEDNESDAY BT IVM. U. J.1COB Office on Slain St., 3rd Square bebw Market. ' TEIIUS: Two Dollars and Fifty Cents itvadvanre. If not paid till the . nd of Ihe year, Three Dollars will be charged. No subscriptions taken for a period less than six months ; no discontinue ce permit ted ontit all arrearages are paid, unless at Ihe option of the editor. ' RATES OF ADVERTISING : TEN LINKS CONSTITUTE A SQUARE. One Square, one or three insertions, SI 5i) Every subsequent insertion,le8s than 13, 50 Owe column one year, 50 00 Administrators' and Executors' notices,3 00 Transient advertising payab'a in advance, all other due after the first insertion. CVC1G THOUGHTS. BT' MI3SJ.0UI8A StARL (EDITH ILLERY.) In the holy bosh of twilight, ' When the day is fading fast. Gently comes a fond remembrance . From the dim and shadowy past, Glancing back through opening vista Culling sweets where chi'.uhood strayed ; Murmuring prayers in broken accents, For the light no cl'Jod can shade. Life to day is sad and weary; i Hope lies low with bleeding wing, But within our childhood's Eden ' Wildest bitds will ever sing , Songs which wake sweet spirits echos v Angel songs of glad refrain, Falling on the heart unbidden, Soft as kurcmer evening's rain. Hi I jrVk t v ,"w!n I f if, seemed lairest, s Alf the changes lime would bring, fn the years which marked his footstep, -Speeding on with noiseless wing, We had paused where then we fastened "LfrigeVmg long by sylvan s'ream, FMnhi"with fancy's bright allusions t l"t ,ai the far-off land ol dreans. . ' ' - 1 ...... Every spray it rainbow fishion, Some i.ew star lights np the tiifii, . And each golden morn Is u.hered ' By new reHmsof roseate light. Lingering longest wirh the lowly, 4 Come the thought of other year Simple thou-hwin love remembered ' Thonghl tbo ad, too urecl for tear. 1 Ccrrect Taste in Cbiidreo. In many ways the mother can contribute -to ihe-formation o4 correct iste. The firs ' hy.mn " !he leaches to the lisper, and even the earliest notes which she sings lor its !ilriby. should . be chosen with care. The-pictures-wi'hwh;ch tho walls of. the nnrery are adorned, shotild be collected with a Vludious and cultivated regard for rest bdaoty. ' Likenesses of excellent men and women whna names you would like to have your children love are a . "'J desirable -ornament." A few elegant histori cal picture which might be ced as ir.tro (taction la general history, or which are calculated to inspire ioble sentiments, would be" found of great utility in every family able to have them. A few well finished landscape pieces would also tend lo fosfet a love of nature in its cheerful and sublime 'aspect,.' 'There is a refining and ' effectual influence arising from a daily lamilliariiy with the scenery of nature, whether it. glows before as in its original loveliness,, or in the "representation of a genuine anii- v r - - - Sir Morton Pe:o made a,tspeech a an en- tertainment in New York a lew evening m'.t. ... Hftiinh' 141.1 'HI maitd a visil fn i WW laiZO UlltTI.Jl C.1I.VII0II.1IBU1 v v - i Wilson, in Chicago, and I assare you I never f.lt so tralv the manner in whica Americans had gone into the war barore. In walking through the office, Mr. Wilson 'pointed io some thirty or forty compositors who bad been four ears away to the war. One had been a captain, another a majr, others lieutenants, sergeants and privates. Yet they were setting type as though war bad never been. I saw afterwards farmers' one. in uniform, peaceably feeding a ihrashioV machine. The "want into the etrnggl to the Union, and having done it, now go back t tho - ways of peace and industry without a stogie thought. Europe is astonished at it. But the South coming forward io freely and adopting themselves back again intoMhe Union, is' one of "the . strangest aspects of the whoi content. A cat caught a sparrow, and ws3 abont lo devour it, bar the sparrow" said: "No goo-; tleman eats until he washes bis face." The cat, struck -av this-remark,-set the farrow down, and began to wash his face with hia paw, bat the sparrow" flew away4 Tai vexed poss extremely, and hernaid: "Ai losg 89 I I're I eat firsthand wash jay fa9 afterwards,". which all. ca".a do (o Jhia 47- " " -!-' -- '. '-' - Saxi, the Joker and pcet, was oaca tak ing a trip on a steamer, when be fell in with a lively yoang lady to whom he made hirn -elf very agreeable. Of course be made an impression upon the damsel who said a! pamn Good bye, Mr. Saxe. bat I faa yoa'U soon be forgetting! tne I" "Ah, rniss," liid ths inevitable punster,. 'Jtt .1 was not a ipsrrlei nan already, yoa may be sure I'd fee for getting yoa " ' ' '.'' '- u ' s , A ester.: pa jary says t "There is a man i n err crusty who always paijrotj..hUpaper j- t irasc-3. L3 nsvar had a sick day in I'j !;;,-.- 3T3r had cocas or tooth acie the fr:'' . ;r i.ll',s bU'ccra tir begins his'ba V.. j : .r cr? in. list nir.ht, and a is w if 3 For the Slar of the North. Education. So. 2. Man maybe considered an intellectual who knows a thing or two. Hear him : and moral being As an intellectual being, i It is a good thing for a man to pay atten be commences his career by first prattling ' tion to his lamily. the A, B, C's, perhaps, at his mother's knee ; or we may see him wending his way to the old school house, to meet the pleas ant smile and cordial welcome of his teach er, who is. ever faithful to guide him in wisdom's 'ways ; and assist him in climbing 'the hill of science, until he has acquired sufficient scholarship to emanate from the old school house and take bis place among the college students, and acquire a knowl edge of facts of a higher nature; trace them to their source, and (earn how man first became acquainted with them ; inves tigale their relation to each other, and how he is benefited by having a knowledge cf them. And, as a moral beini, we Ond him oc cupying a place in a great moral govern merit, and in a sphere which calls forth his intelligence, and makes him a useful an.i praiseworthy being to his fellow man. And duties of an important kind, to perform in relation to a Supreme Being, the Creator fand Governor of all things, which effect him through time, and equally through all eternity; and by his discharging these da lies well, he is made an honor to himself, and benefit to the society of which he forms a part. ' " Hence :ti3 intellectual faculties are the means by wbich man is to determine his fielj of labor : the rower which im pels him to action ; and the helm which guides and directs his moral career : ihere ' lore, the training, which the intellect re I ceives, ii fl.iences the person in all his jour ney through life. Von will please allow us to call your attention to the person, ho has ! always had piou training, from the earliest j period of his childhood, who would spurn j the idea ol doing anything dishonorable, mean or wicked, as an example ol this. r' And why ? Is it because' he is not tainted ; with the falen nature of'man ? Sorely not : we must air participate alike in that fall en nature ; because, none of us have been born of parents, who kept the Moral Law inviolate ; neither can we live without vio lating this La w ; and, therefore., must be come liable to the penalty of a broken law, J which is sin and dea h. Uut (we think) the secret is this, if doing evil is held up be fore children; as something that all respect able people detest, and as that which will, it not abandoned, effect their happiness through ihii lile, and equally through that which ivto come, and if, on the other hand, the mind of the child is'impressed wiih the idea, that doing good, and practicing virtue,, will lead him on the ways of peace ard happiness, and thereby extract the dregs of bitterness which our lorefathers dropped into the cop of lile ; but which does not get thoioughly instilled therein, until all become o'd in crime and traosgresion. . The j chi'd will have a deep sense of right and ' wrong, and (we think) a love for the one, , t- f. .i . . II. I . 1 1 i i wnict) ip.ey. naiurany naieu, ana a natreu j for the ether, wjiich they" naturally loved, ; and thus be led to do right, because tbey ( ; have been taught that it leads ihem in the , ; ways ol peace atid happiness in this liie, ! ! and eternal joy and felicity in that which is I beyond the confines of mortality. And 'shun the doing of wrong, because they i have been taught il leads to misery and i woe, infusing the bitterness already in the : cup of life, throughout the same, making the person's life completely nauseous to (himself; and equally so to every person, w,ln w",cn e comes ..i contact, wno is Possessed o! refined feeling. This (we who think) will be the case with pious training. And farther, we have the promise of Sa- j cred Writ that it will be so, which says : j -1 rain up a cdiiu in trie way ne snouiu go, ' and when he is old, he will not depart from it :': ' therefore, we may be sure, if our teaching is such as agrees with the Bible, thai they will not be forgotten, or the pre cepts we have endeavored to intill into the minds of those children, we have bad un der our charge, be forsaken ; but our teach ing and precepts will run parallel to the child's intelligence and continue to direct his ways, and influence his actions through all the journey of life. Therefore, the importance and responsi bility of training youth are very great, the trainer will be Suing them for a life of on tiring usefulness j or fitting them for a life of idleness and dissipation. rThen, my fel low teachers,' if such is the responsibility of leaching, let us not enter this great and glorious work . without considering whether we are fitting the minds tinder our charge for unremitting activity in doing good, and to be ornaments in society ; or for a life ol slo'.hfutness arjd indolence, and to be a nui- sance, if not a-corse to society. . Filo. Oiangeville, Nov'. 1 1, 1865. - " A newly married couple went lo Niagara on a visit, and. ihe geutleman, in order to convince his dear that he was as brave as he was gallant, resolved lo go down intojhe ''Cave of Winds." She, 'of course, objected; but finding that ; be was determined, affec tionately requested him to leave bjs pocket book, and watch behind. -. . ' K John Newton , lays ; "When I g8 to heaven 1 shall see three wenders there. The Erst wonder be to see so many peopis there wfiora t did not expect to see; the second wonder "wi'l be to miss so manv whom I did expect to ist': ar.i the third and i r'rof a!! rri!i 1 9 to find Biyt!f Curry O'lanus on Family Affairs. The Brooklyn Eagle has a correspondent .Provided he has one. Married men generally have. So have I. It is the natural consequence of getting married. Families, like everything else are more expensive than they used to be. Shoes and clothes cost a eight no w-a-days, and chil dren, have mostly good appetites. Mine have. Boys will be boys. They can't help it. They were born so. It is their destiny to tear trousers, and wear out two pairs of boots per month ; keeping their ma con stantly employed like a besieged garrison repairing breeches, and their unfortunate pa paying out currency under a strong convic tion thai there is nothing like "leather" to wear out. I tried copper-toed boots on my heir. The copper wore well, and I have an idea, that copper boots would be a good ' idea, but I couldn't find a metallic shoemaker to carry it out. ' Mrs. O'L also became attached to copper, and thought it would be an improvement and save sewing if boys' pantaloons were, like ships and tea-kettles, copper-bottomed. The suggestion is A No. I; but we haven't tried it yet. Copper so ran in my head at the lime (hat O'Pake called me a copperhead. This was the origin of the term. Mrs. O'L. is a managing woman. She makes trousers for our son, Alexander The mistocles. out of mine, when I've done with them. He can get through three pairs o my one, ordinarily, and I am obliged to wear out my clothes lasier than I used to, to keep him supplied. I once suggested that it might be within the resources of art and industry lo make him a pair out of new material. Mrs. O'L. said positively that it conldn't be done. It would ruin us. She concluded it was cheaper to cut up a pair I had paid twelve dollars for. I subsequently found upon inquiry that new cloth for that purpose could have been bought for about two dollars I ventored to tell Mrs. O'L., expecting a triumph of .nala foresight over female lack ol judgment Sha gave me a look of scorn as she want ed to know if 1 had asked the price of "trimmings." . Trimmings were too much for me. I have been afraid of trimmings ever since. In addition to clothes, the 6cion of ocr bouse runs up other exenses. Bu! what is the expense compared with the joy a father feels, when after a day's la- bortous exercise at the ofSce, wrestling with a s'.ee! pen, he returns lo his domestic re- treat, and is me: al the gate by a smiling cherubim, who, in tones that go to his fond parent's heart, and makes him forget his . ..LI -. i nil it - trouoies, wim, iiaiio, pa, give me a ny." "en" Your band immediately goes lo the seal- of your affections your pocket and draws lorih the cbveted coin, which is promptly invested in molosses candy. An Effective Spkkch. During the Rev olutionary war, General Lafayette, being at Baltimore, was invited to a ball. He wa requeued to dance, but instead of joining in j the amusement, as might have been ex- pected of a- Frenchman of twenty-two, bo . addressed Ihe ladies thus;- j -r.di von .r .pre Hand.,- tn,. ! , j j - 1 - dance prettily; your ball is very fine but I my soldiers have no shirts !" This was irresistible. The ball ceased; the ladies went home and went to work; and the next day a large number of 6hirts were ! prepared by the fairest bands of Baltimore for ibe gallant defenders of their country: The Secretary of ihe Treasury is tery anxious to fond compound interest nots in five twenty bonds. The notes draw six per cent, interest.compouoded every six months, and run three years. Many ol them have more lhan one year's interest, already upon them. The bonds run twenty years and draw five per cent, interest. The Treasury thus will realize the difference of interest and the compounding ; it will gain seven tern or eighteen years time in which to pay; and, while apparently contracting the cur rency, really expands it and the public debt by reissuing the notes and transferable bonds. ' A "young and pretty female" in Indiana has been married and divorced three times within two years. First 6he married a man named Taylor, who strayed off to Dixie. From him she got a divorce and married a man named Frszier. Taylor soon came back and persuaded her to get a divorce from husband number two, which she did, and then re-married Taylor. Soon after, an "incompatability of temper" having broken on:, she sued for and got divorced the sec ond lime from Taylor, and is now a candi date for fresh connnbial adventures. . The gay young wife of ah Albany pork- r packer last week persuaded her husband lo draw from a bank a large sum belonging lo tho firm, of which ht was a janior partner, and starl.with her for Enrope.one object be ing to .punish her husband's father, ' the other member of ihe firm, who bad - oppos ed her frivolities.. She, was over-hauled in New York; and ' the contemplated trip was J . False flair The hair of the nglish women is said to be the finest in the; world, and the most val uable in the market, although most of the false hair is obtained from France, Italy Spain and Germany, where this beauty seems to be less esteef4d than in England and America. In France, it is common to sell the head of hair, and agents regularly travel to collect the crops. They pitch their tents at ihe fairs in the country districts, and in vite the girls to go in, by showing them trinkets or money; and many are the luxu riant "rentes a beauty of fashion would give her brightest gem to have, growing on her head,which these rustic beauties innocently exchange for the most trumpery jewelry. A good head of hair may weigh about one and a half or two pounds, and the wholesale price varies from thirty to sixty shillings think of it, the price here is seventeen dol lars a pound! though very fioe glossy sorts ol beautifnl color, are much more valuable. The choice hair should be well-fed, t not too coarse, and about twenty-five inches long. Some curious tricks are prao ticed in making up false hair. Al) the hair intended to be worn as car's is actually made up into regular pie, with a crust ol paste, precisely as if it were a very dainty morsel for the table, snd then baked in an oven. The hair pie, however, is not a mere baked cushion; the locks are wound on little earh en ware rollers, and stewed for two honrs before being made into the pie. The baking afterwards serves to fix the necessary curl or the hair. As most of the Republican politicians in sist that the South is out of the Union, and not entitled lo representation in Congress, it rrfay be well to inquire of them by what right a President holds his office if not a cit izen in the Union when elected- The same principle applies to both; and if it be deci ded that the Southern members of Congress cannot take their seats, it will be at the same time settled that we have no Presi dent. Further ; if the Southern States are not in the Union, the action of their conven tions and legislatures in adopting the Con stitutional amendment, is null and void. The radical theory that the South is out of the Union, and entitled to no rights. as part of the government, and yetowes duty to the federal authority, is too nonsensical for con sideration. The habit of treating those Slates as outside of the Union, and yet claiming the performance of certain acts done by there as of legal effect inside of the Union, has been indulged in long enough, and we trnst that the Soloos about to assem ble at the Capitol will at q,nce conclude whether or not the Union 3 broken. Mont rose Democrat. The revolutionary plot of the radicals to circumvent trie President in bis policy of restoration, to deny the Southern States a fair representation in Congress, and to keep the country unorganized and in turmoil in definitely, is one of the strongest evidences thal seciionaJi.in and disunion at present 1 exist among the self-6tyled friends of the Government in the North, as violently as flTer lhosa eeBl;menl were entertained at the South. A firm, bold hand is needed at once, to grapple with and shake out of them the twin-devils of sectional hate and negro phobia. They mut be dealt with enrgeli cally and powerfully no temporizing, no homeopathic doses of warning washed down with plentiful doses of anodyne, 6hou!d be attempad, but they should be . : . I. n " . . : i Bweu' w'1" a" and abominable heres.es and contempt of Iclean and forever from the field of pol- itics. j Remarkable Views of Mr. Seward Mr. Seward is a power in the Government. What does he say on the subject ? Let ns see The New .York correspondent of the Macon(Ga.) Telegraph, writing on the 16:h of October, says : Since I have introduced Mr." Seward's name, I will refer to a conversation he had a few days since with Thurlow Weed Jefferson Davis being the subject. Weed srid Air. Davis should be hanged, and ex pressed himself quiip warmly oa the sub jact. Mr. Seward then propounded .the query; "Why should you hang him?'' To which Weed replied, ,;I would hanghim for treason." Mr. Seward responded in his energetic way: ,:We cannot hang Davis without first convicting him, and I think no impartial jury would do that " Weed said: 'His gutlt is already established, and his conviction should not be difficult." But Mr. Seward maintained that no jury could be formed to convict him, and added in a significant way : "And even if we should hang him it would be no great moral lesson to the. world." Gentlemen who were pres ent during the conversation infer from it that Mr. Davis's life is safe, at least. 'Remember the Pooa. These cold blus tery nights which we are now having are only the reminders or forerunners of stern old Winter's icy chains that will soon be grappled around ns. Many of us will re joice at the approaching of the sleighing and skating season but let ns not forget in the mean time that there are those among us whose blood thrills with horror as they hear the keen autumnal winds whistling aronnd ibe corners and through the cracks of their airy cabins, which are only warmed by ibe genial rays of the Sun. There are such homes in our midst, where stoves are not lo be found, much less a ton of coal. Then let all thoee who are so .fortunate as to be blessed with plenty fot their comfort through all the changing seasons "remem ber the poor."- " Expstsscs is the father, a-od memory the Wlien I mean to Marry. When do I mean to marry? Well 'Tis idle to dispute with fate; But if you choose to hear me tell, Pray listen wnile I fix the date. m When daughters haste, with eager feet, A mother's daily toil to .share ; Can make the puddings which they eat, And mend the stockings which they wear.'j When maidens look upon a man As in himself what they would marry, And not as army soldiers scan A sutler or a commissary. When gentle lddies who have got The offer of a lover's hand, Consent to share his "earthly lot" And do not mean his lot of land. When young mechanics are allowed To find and wed the farmer's girls Who don't expect to be endowed Wiih rabies, diamonds and pearls. When wives, in short, shall freely give Their hearts and bands to aid their spouse, And live as they were wont lo live Within their sire's one story house. Then madam if I'm not too old Rejoiced lo quit this lonely life, I'll brush my beaver, cease to cold, And look about me tor a wile ! Johs G. Saxb. The Bottomless Pit in the Mammoth Cave of Kentucky is suspected by many to run through the whole diameter of the earth. Tha branch terminates in it, and the explorer suddenly finds hitn-sell brought op on its brink, standmg upon a projecting platform, surrounded on three sides by darkness and terror, a golf on the right and a gulf on the left, and before him what seems an inter minabl void. He looks aloft; but no eye has yet reached the top of Ihe great over arching dome; nothing is there seen bo; the flashing of the water dropping from above, smiling as it shoots by in the onvon ted gleam of the lamp. He looks below, and nothing there meets his glence save darkness as thick as lamp black, but he hears a wild, mournfol melody of water; the wailing oi the brook for the green and the sunny channel left in the up per world, never more In be revisited.- Down goes a rock, tumbled over the cliff by the guide, who isof opinion that folks come here to see and hear, not to muse and be melancholy. ' There it goes hnsh ! it has reached the bottom. No hark, it strikes again: once more and again, still failing. Will it never stop? One's hair begins to bristle as he hears the sound repealed, growing less and less, until the ear can follow it no longer. Certainlyuif the pit of Frederick shall be eleven thousand feet deep, the Bottomless Pit of the Mammoth Cave must be its equal. The Chicago Tribune makes this state ment: "Tha fact is, General Logan has had no notice from the President or Secretary Seward ihat he has been or will be appoin ted Minister to Mexico. The Washington reporters for the New York papers started the story that he hail been tendered the japan mission, and afterwards corrected it by stating that he had declined it on account of the great distance it would take him from home. Neither statement is true. That mission was not tendered to him and con sequently be did not decline it. It i very likely the purpose of the President to offer General Logan the Mexican mission, bnt he has not yet received official notice of it; therefore, be has not declined it, and he has not told the President that he would decline it unless he was furnished with 20,000 men. or any other number of men. It is proba bly true, however, that the President intends to offer the General the Mexican mission. And what he dislikes about it is, the sup posed necessity of having to sei oul upon an exploration toar across the savage desert of the interior of the continent, in search ol ihe headquarters of the Juarez Government, which is supposed to be located at present somewhere in the vicinity of El Paso, on the southera border of Arizona Territory.' Two men went from Orleans county, N. V., to Ohio, some time since and started a bank. They subeqatilly issued drafis on New York to certain parties from Orleans county, and the latter sold them in Canada to the amont of 560,000. Unfortunately there was nodeposit in New York to pay the drafts, and the Canadians foucd they had been '"sold." The bank in Ohio hadn't any money, and so the matter stands. The Canadians have the drafts and the Orleans county men have the money or its equiva lent. ' A wiuk-a-wake minister, who found his congregation going to sleep one morning before he had fairly commenced, after preaching a few minutes, suddenly stopped and exclaimed: "Brethren, tbis isn't fair ; it isn't giving a man a half a chance. Wait till I gel along a piece, and then if I ain't worth listening to, go to sleep; but don't do it before I get commenced, give a man a chance." A party of young men, while digging for roots, some miles north of Vincennes, Indiana, discovered an old leather sack containing $7,000 in gold and S30Q in silver. Il is supposed to have beefT concealed there by an old man named Jones, who was si?tnc l lo the penitentiary, some fortr-- To Foung Cosiness Men. It is easier to be a good business man than a poor cne. Half of the energy dis played in keeping ahead as is required in catching up when behind, will save credit, give more lime to attend lo business, and add lo the profits and reputation of those who work for gain. Be prompt keep your word. Honor yoqr engagemtnts. If you promise to meet a man or doa,certain thing j at a certain moment be ready at the ap pointed lime. If you' have work to do, do it j at once, cheerfully and therefore speedily j and correctly. If yon go out on business attend to the matter in hand.ttien as prompt lyjgo about your.bufciness. Do not stop to tell stories tn business hours 1 If you have a place of business be found there when wanted. No man can gt rich D,y sitting around saloons, playing old sledge, euctiw, peanuckle, or other games for whiskey. Never' fool" on business mat ters. If you have to labor for a Hving, re member that one hour in the morning is better than two at night. If yoa employ othefo be on hand to see that tley attend to their duties, and lo direct work to advan tage. Have order system regularity promptness liberality. Do not meddle with business you kuow nothing of. What ever you do, do well. Never buy an article simply because the man who sells it will take it out in trade. Trade is money. Time is money. A good business habitand repu tation are always money. Make your place of business pleasant and attractive, then stay there lo wail upon customers. Never use quick words, or allow yourself (o make hasty and ungenilemanly remarks to those in your employ, for to do so lessens their respect for you, ar.d your influence over them. Help yourself and others will help you. Be faithful over the interests confided in your keeping, and all in good time your responsibility will be increased. Do not 'be in too great hate to get rich. Do not build till you have arranged and laid a good foundation. Do not, a yon hope or work for success, spend time in loafing, if your time is your own, business will surely suffer if you do. If it is given lo another for pay, it belongs to him, and you bave no more right to steal it than you have lo steal money. Be obliging. Strive to avoid Jiarsh words and personalities. Do not kick every stone in the path. More miles can be made in a day by going steadify on lhan by stopping to kick. Pay as you go. A man of honor respects his word as he doe3 his bond. Ask but never beg. Help others when you can without inconvenience to yourself. But never gte when yon cannot afford to, simply because it is f&shonable. Learn to say no. No necessity of snapping it dog fashion, but firmly and respectfully. Have but few confidants. The fewer the better. Use jjour own brains rather than others. Learn to think and act for yourself Be honest. Be vigilant. Be active and lib eral. Keep ahead, rather than behind the limes. Young man cut this out, and if there is. folly in the argument let ns know. The above rules have done ns good ser vice, and are given as hints to the young men of the country who must be either loaf ers or gentlemen, business men or bankrupt, respected er uncared tor, as they themselves may determine. Brick romeroy . A Widow's Consolation. The Memphis (Tenn.) Argus, tells ol hojar a widow was consoled for the loss of husband No. 2 by husband No. 1 "turning up again." It seems that a fair young creature had been married but a few years when the war broke out, and her husband enlisted in the Confederate army.' After being absent two year news arrived that he had been killed. After wearing the widow's weeds a short time she began to look around for consola tion, and fonnd it in a second love, and was married. Alter enjoying her happiness a few weeks, husband No. 2 got killed. She again donned the weeds and mourned a second bereavement. A short time ago, having thrown off her mourning, after wear ing it twelve months, she became gay and happy again, and began to look around for No. 3, when to her great astonishment, hus band No. 1 came back from the wars, and the twice bereaved fair one was enfolded in the embrace of her first love, her long lost lord, whom dhe bad mourned as dead. She was consoled. Gen Banks can't take the oath. By a law of Congress, before any member can lake his seat, he must swear that, he has never, "directly nor indirectly, given aid or comfort to the enemies ot Ihe Union." Now how can Gen. Banks, (if elected,) get over thai point ? Why. the "rebs" called him their chief quartermaster asd Stonewall Jackson, when short of provisions, always started for Banks' commissary. In Texas, be fed Dick Taylor command, and sup plied ihem with six months' food and cloth ing, four wagon loads of paper collars, and other dandified military stores. Perhaps Banks can get over this thing but how ? N. H. Register. Stealing VVaterflls. The rascals of New York and vicinity have set op this new business, and are prosecuting it vigor ously. Scalping takes place nightly in ihe passages to the lecture rooms, theatres, and on ferryboats. The scamps 'bag" fifty waterfalls a night, worth to the dealers in "hair" five dollars each. . , Ir you are in a house .and bear a baby ay it is a 'en of marriage; or if it isn't, it ' Tiie Negro and his Friends. Radicals, at a loss lor capital, still bewl dismally over the man with a black skin.' It was said of them, long ago, that "they hated -slavery more than anything else on earth, except the slave." They have abolished the first, and are now laboring diligently. though perhaps ignoranlly, to exterminate the sec ond. If they do not succeed, it will be be cause a half miracle is wrought in behalf of the much abused African, whose best hope is in the extermination of his champions. While fugitive slave laws were in force, they compassed sea and land to evade and - resist ihem ; and the unhappy victims of their cruel charity, when delivered from un holy bondage in the mnny land, were left by the AboIiiionits to starve upon cold, free soil. And now thai all legal obstacles are removed, and freedom reigns from the Can adas to the Gulf, there is but one problem presented lor them to solve ; which is, bow to obtain possession of whatever portion of t nnttiarn r A &r nrp trul amitlallv rnnsnmftd and was ed in the sustenlation of four mill ions of their protege. Let it not be supposed lhat they avow this purpose. For nearly half a centory tbey have been perfecting themselves in the art ol covering evil deeds with goodly narr.es. They have invented high-sounding litles Icr the adornment of principles wbich would be hideous in their naked deformity. Professing lo love the '"Union" more than all things beside, they advocated and en couraged a war which ibey at first instigat ed, and when all resistance to the national authority was at an end, they interposed the same inevitable negro, preventing the re union of the divided ections, ready lo heal with the first intention. Little reck they, if the obstacle is crushed out of existence, as the (rail kiff crumbles to powder between Ihe vast floes of the Arctic seas. And as the unseen currents,' moving with resistlejs force, always bring the divided ice fields i . 1 .t I .U A 1 f t lOZeiner. so Hie bjuiiu bcubc ui mo uugm ' ' . ... ...... r- Saxon race will overwhelm and obliterate all tmces of bch African and Abolitionist, if ihey stand in the way of national pros perity. The signs of the times indict e some such dendument lo the drama. The Jamaica insurrection, which, if not instigated by American Radicals directly, or by their congeners, is, at leat, precisely in accordance with their often avowed princi-J pies. To place lie negro in bis normal! state,' it is indispensable that the dominant race should be destroyed. Even the mad- ness of Aboliuon frenzy has never formally predicted or advocated entire equality be tween the slave and his late master. It isf hardly credible that we should have so many romors of an approaching uprising of the black population ol the Sooth, if there were no foundation for the reports. It is not possible lhat assemblages of tbee ignorant savages, guarded by arrred senti nels, could convene for any good purpn-e. And, if any considerable body of them can be deluded by their white friends from New England lo rise in armed outlawry, it i positively certain that the conflict will end with their extermination. Concerning the trouble in the English island, we have only! ihe beginning of the end. Since the ab-d- ishmenl of slavery there, this island ha dwindled down into a mere spot" on the map, and now the British Government has to decide, either to expatriate the negro, 10 reduce him to something like his old bond- age,or to abandon the islaud lo him en irely. In the first or the last event, the result will be very much the same. The poor African! relapses into his original barbarism, or dis appears Irom the face of the earth. While the "peculiar institution" existed! in the Southern States, the negro was in constant contact with the superior race arull with Christian civilization, and his cond;-! tior:, morally and physically, was far supe rior to that of his kindred at the Noith. II ha always been peculiarly susceptible of j religions training, and the example of con sistent Christian profession bave alwaj? been as numerous in Virginia as in M c he setts. The cultivated deniz;n of t ton required somemore intel'ectnal s-liemej lhan the simple lory of the cross: I while the debased slave of the South waJ content to regulate his life by the easily ap-j prehended precepts of the gotpel. The! faith of Uncle Tom would scarcely suit Dr.! Oliver Wendell Holmes. In tbis enlightett-f ed age, it will hardly do lo institute a com parison between the breakfast table Pre -I fessor and the Black Wixh, who cever read! or heard ol the Atlantic Monthlr. Bui the! learned doctor, and those who have acted with him, have effectually deprived the! treedrr.an of the comforts of a religion sorf.i plain in its teachings, lhat the wayfArinj;"; man, though a fool, need not err therein. . The conclusion is nearly reached. Deliv ered from all wholesome restraints, the ne gro is swiftly subsiding into heathenism. He is delivered from bondage, and from home, family ties, shelter, food, fuel and re ligious training also. Few cares for hi soul excepting his former master, who is too impoverished to aid him or to arresi or even retard his doom. As he melts away before the advancing tide of civilization, his whitening bones will alone remain lo murk the place of his former habitation, and i lo serve as a monument of the final triumph of Abolition philanthropy. A' 1". News. j 'I've beard, captain," said an English, traveller lo the captain of a steamer running on the upper Mississippi, "lhat your west-) ern steamboats can ran in very shoal water .where, in lact, the water is not more than two or three fee deep I" "Two or three feet deep !" exclaimed the captain in tones of withering- contempt: "why. W! wouldn't give a lor a boat nut bare that couldn't rnn on the Teat of a water