TP IT .1 H i i ($2 00 in AdTacc?, per Annum. Truth and Right -Cod aad our Country. T. II. JACGSY, Publisher BLOOMS BURG. COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA.. WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1865. NUMBER 4. VOLUME 17. -. Yhe star of THE NORTH I PUBLISH D KVERt tfr.DM'.-DlI B7 fFjr.ii.J.iconv, Sf'ice on Slain St., 3rd Square below HiirkEt. ", TERMS : Two Dollars and Fitly Cents In advance. Il-noi paid nil the end of '.he year, Three Dollars will be charged. No subscriptions taken for h. period loss than six month ; no discominnat'.ce permit ted until all arrearacea are paiJ unless at j "the option of the editor HATES OF ADVERTISING : TEN LINKS COXSTITUl'B A MtfJARE. One Square, one or three insertions, SI 5o Every subsequent insertion, lees than 13, 50 One column one year, 50 00, Administrators' ami Exeen'or' notlces,3 00 i Transient advertising payab'e in advance, 'I other due after the first insertion. Katie Lee ami WlUJe Grey. Tro brown hearts with mssing curls, Red lips hotting over pearl, Bire (eet while and wet wi'h daw, Two eye black and two eye blue ; Little boy and girl were they Katie Lee and Wiltie Grey. 1 hey were standing where a brook. Bending like a shepherd croolc, Flashed its silver ; ai.d thick ranks Of green willows fringed the tanks, Hal! in thonght and hall in play, Katie Lee and Willie Grey. They had cheeks lik cherries red. He was raller most a head ; She, with arm i.ke wreaths of snow, Swung a basket to and frr, . As she touered half in play, Chal'ering to Willie Grey. Pretty K'ie,,; Willie B'ui,' And tiere crne a dasrt of red Through the iToani.e-s of hi c'ieek,l Boy are strong arrd itr's are weak, And Til carry, so I will, Katie's bak.et up the hill." Katie answered in laimh, Yo shall carry only half ;'r And then, tossing; back her cnr!., Boys are weak as well a jjirls." Po yjo think that Katie guessed Hall the wisdom she expressed! Men are only boys crown tali, Hearts dot.'t change much after all. And when, long years from day 10 day, Katie Lee and Wille Grev . fiood as;ain beside the brook. Binding lik a shepherd's crook Is it stranse that Wipie said, While azaui a dash of red Crossed the brownnes of bi cheek I am irnng hut you are weak, Life is but a liipe ry sieeo, llnn:j with shadows cold and depp ! Will you trust me, Katie dear? Walk oa-iJe me without fear? Msy f carry if i will, AH your burJens op the bill ?" And he answered wi:h a lanh, f(3 but yoo may carry b!." f'iose beside the Ii tie brook, landing like the shepSerd's crook, Washing with its silver hands, T.ate and early at :he sands, N a cottage, where to-day Ksiie lives with Willie Grey. In the porch she sits, and lo ! Swings a basket to and fro. Vastly different fmm the one . That she swung in years aijone This is long, and deep, and wide, And has rocker ai i'9 side ! For Ihe Si'ir of ike North . Power of issoe!ali22. There is no person, I believe, so mnch given op to selfishness, that his companions can wield over him no in floe rice. From the erliei period of man' intellectual career, we sea him making friends, advising and being advised, and uniting himself w;:h gome good associations, to promote man's best interests; or uniting h:melf with evil associations, that derad a man and. make him a pest to good society, and a dissipated and wretched being; and thereby subjecting himself to all the influences, good or bad, that membership and brotherhood can exert over him. The reason I will give for man's nniting bimse!! thus with institutions, is be cause he was created asocial and sympa thetic being. Creased with these feeling, he has not the isclinatian. to bolt the door against these better lee'i.)2 of his and say, 1 will exchange no commnnieation:", make no friend, and onjenl to no bond of asso ciation, thai I may not be subject to ths in fluence which men are said lo exercise over each other, when enaaged in 'the same cause; but hermit like, seclude himself from ihe busy scene of life, doing no aood to his fellow man enjoying none of the benefits o! society, and become enaed in nonm of the works the Almi'tty designed his intel ligent creatures to do. - - - But the associations, with which man is urroacded, emulate him to action; there fore, he must choose his field of labor, and pnite himseli with auch institutions, as his inclination may lead him to shoose. Should ie make a good selection, and mingle with society that has for its object the promulga lion ol truth, virtoe, and liberty, and incul cates the first and second great command, zneut, namely: ' Ivive to Go lJanJ man we will see that, as his character is moulded with these good and noble principles, he will bocome a useful,-and perhaps ait influ ential member of coT.muniiv, simply be cause he united with society that was based on the principles ol right, and taught him liis. duty to his fellow ma, end his duty to his Creator. B'tt it his inclinations, or the influences which surround him, lead him, to unite with inriui0(!s, that are not baed on truth, we will see his character gradaahy be in? stamps J with dishonor and aharrvv, and t., who was perhaps once virtuous and Iraihlnl, has become a be;.)g ot misery, w:a;cbaJne.s and crime. A Tunny Adventure. 'I never attended but cne temperance j lecture," Faid our friend B wilri a peculiar smile, "and 1 don't think 1 shall ever attend another." ' You probably found it dry?" Well yes but that isn't it. The lecture was well enough, but I got into sueh an awffll scrape alter it was over, that I never think cf temperance without a shudder. I'll tell you all about it: 'It was in N , where I was some what of a fctrai)2er, and the tiiaht was one of the worst of the season. Bore! hw it blew! It was enough to take one' breaih away. Well, the lecture was over, and making my way thrnogh amongst the crowd I lingered in Ihe doorway, contemplating the awlul scene, when somebody thrust an arm within my own, and clung to me with a bear-i.ke hug." "Where have you been," said the sweet est voice in she world; "I have been look ing lor yoa everywhere " Very much; to my scrprise, I torned and saw but I can't describe her. It makes rae sad lo think how prodigiously pretty she was. With her lef; hand she leaned on my arm. while with ber right she was ar ranging her veil, and did not notice u.y surprise. You have been looking lor me!'' "Yes, and now let's be foing," was her reply, pressing my arm. A thrill went to my heart. What to make of my lady's address I did not know but to ai romcany her We star'e I vd in the tempest, the noi-e of which prevented any conversation. At length she said with scream : Put your arm around me, or I shall blow away!" I need not describe to yoa my sensation as 1 pressed her to my side and hurried 011 It sr an very dark; i.ohody saw us; and. allowing; her to guide my sieps, 1 loilawed her motions through two or three street, until she slopped before an elleant man sion. "Have yoa your key ?" she aked. 'My key !" I stammered, ' there must be some miituke." A she opened the d -or, I stoo l ready to b:d her good night, or to have mme expla nation, when, turning quickly, she said: 'Hov" queer yoa act to nigh' ain't yon cominsj in There was something ver tempting in the siiifgeMion. W3 I going in ? A warai ( house and a pretty wonu:i were certainly c"rjjr: 0' cnieTiUon, ar.d it was drearj j to thi-.k of lacing tfte driven storm, at.d ; eeoing her no more. It tooii ros U.ri qunefs wf a recvjnd to make up rr.y mind and ( wen!. There was a dim It 4b I In the hall, ar.d as my guide rati rapidly up stairs, why I cculd do no belter than ruu up too. I io'.iowed her into a very dark room. "Lock the do;r, Joint," ha eaiJ. Nov, as i! I were the only John in the world, I thought !ie knew me. 1 lelt fcr tie key, turned it the lock wrho3i hesitation, wondsring at the same time what was com next. Then an awful suspicion of some hcrr.d tiick flisbeJ upon my mind; I hull ofien heard oi infatuated men bein lured u their destruction by pretty women, end ! wa on the point oi opening ths door when my lady 8:rcck a light. Tnen to my dis may, 1 discovered I was in a bedroom along with a strar.ge woman. 1 said some thing; I don't know what it was; out the ady lighted a lamp, looked, Mafed at me an instant turned. as while as a pil!ow-case. and screamed : 'Who are you' How came yoa here? G.7, quick! leave the room! 1 thought joj were my husband;" and cvsrin her lace wiih her hands, she so:bed hysterically. I was nearly petrified. Of course I was as anxious to leave as she was to have me; but in my cenfesion, instead of going out the door I came in at, I walked into a closet, and before I could rectify my error, there came a thundering at the hail doer. The lady's real husband had C3rr.e ar.d she flaw to let him in. Well aware that it would be of no use to try to get out cf the house by any ether way than that in which I had entered it, and being very weil con vinced of the danger of meeting the man. who might fall iuto the vu'gar weakness of being jea!ou, I was trying to collect my sea'.iered sense, in the , darkness, when the wrathful husband burst ir,:o the room lo'. lowed by madam. The light was extin g'ii'hed. and whi'e she was searching for a triction match, the croft voice raved and stormed, jeaious and revengfal. ''I know he is here, I saw him rnme into the house with you! You locked the door ; I'll have his heari out where is he ?" 'Hear me! Hear me! 1 will explain,'' urged the lady. As I was listening to hear the explana tion; the husband walked plump against me, and at the same moment the light ap peared. - " - , Well, B u ," we cried, deeply inter ested, for we knew tha: tevery word of hi story was true, 'bow did you get out of the crape?" - "I used a violent remedy for so violent a complaint. Driven into a corner my lite in danger perceiving at a glance that Othelio was not so strong as I via, I threw myself upon him, feit with him, and held him there until I gave him a lull explana tion of the error, made him hear reason, and tamed him to be gentle as a lamb. Then I Bocil and Frtc and Free Bands. Workingmen of America who made the law that you should toil all your lite to pay the biiiion ol taxes heaped upon ns? Why should the poor men and women who have 2ien their earning- their sons their relative thir blod to subdue the rt-beliiori now i.lmfJ, not only pay for ail the leaM of t ood but nupport in idleness the coward? who dare not fiaht, and the rich mMi who hold bonds exempt by con uressional but not constitutional enactment from taxation ? Who made the poor the laboring man, woman and child laves to debt ? Why should you pay any man for being rich ? When this war began, Thctr.as Smith owned a farm. It was a good farm he sold it for twenty thousand dollar, and put the money in a bank. H wa a ' loyar' man that is, a man who was in favor Of Abolitionism, Of mobs, Ol military trials, Ol arbitrary arrests, Oi false imprisonments, Ot a total ditresard for the constitution, for the laws, and lor civil rights Daring the reign ol Lincoln, the above qualifications were the test of loyalty, Smith had a contract and made a hundred thou sand dollars, half of which he divided among generals, senators and republican lobbyists. Wheii the war was over, Smith had seventy-five tliouand dollars. He in vented it in bonds exempt from taxation, and receives enery three months over seven per cent , amounting to five thousand and ,-iiiiety seven dollars a year. mith is rich loyal, and a man of means, iie wears broadcloth, gets drunk, dies as he pieaces, and no one dare question him. He has seventy five thousand dollar in tjovernrriem bonds he does not have a larthmg of lax to pay his fortune is made. When tt e war began, Uoocrt Jones own ed a farm worth twenty thousand doilars. rKi a i.iiii w vi 1 ii ... win. niuu.ii.i ......... . , .. . , ,1 He kept it wenl 10 war fougnt returned. . r t . 1 He found hi farm taxed five thousand do!- , , ... 1 lars by his stay-ai-home neighbors lo rtse by his stay ocunty money to give men to exempt them , from the draft. He finds his proper. y taxed I taxed aed taxed ! to raise money to clear his loyal neighbors from war. And Koben Jor.es learns thai ha cannot j ell a cow horse, crop ol grain or hay, but j a is laxeJ. lie ruusi ne p uuuu iuju?, rri.!.ps. school houses, iiils, churches and 01 - pay the current expoiiaea of his town, j county, city, state acd r.atioa. He toils early and ia;e. His wifa sells eggs, butler, j cltess;, o-lifj Rii4 products of her loom. His children wear course goads, sell j ter:ic3, wild fruit and game from the fiald, river and forest to help along. The best ; cow goes in the spring the best horse i Janfl jcrUsr.a Skeggs, the handsomest coun goes in the fall to pay taxes. j !rv .ri kv iar (;)3t ever ffen: on les. Bv Thoma3 Smith has seventy-five thousand doiLrs in government bonds, by a repubh can adir.iaiMra'.ion made exempt Irani tax- jier nit.;t,r.2 ijpS a:.d the ni-ht winds lear-.-a ion. lie lives at ease, pays not a cent of j eJ our Ui!i jAiie Jerus;,a was all to me, taxe, for any purpose whatever, and then j for my liearl wai V0UHg and true, and lovnd by law compels Robert Jones to toil lo pay taxes, and works a few hours extra each week to pay t.im, Snith, iuteresl money on ttis lonune beside. Look hi th'u ! We are talking to the Robert Jones's of America low iu the Uborin'g men of our country, and no, to the bondholders who are Democracy lavored equal taxation equ responeibi hty Democracy taught law and obedience thereto. Republicanism has brought cs war. Ii has filled ihe earth with dead bodies. It has hi. locked the land with graves. It has transformed a rich and producing country into a land of ashes, broken hearts and desolation. It has rioted in extravoaanee and has heaped more taxes upon ih people of the rr;.a t c,.,.. .mo,. Arr.er - ica, France, England and Spain when the was began. It has by legislation withdrawn two-thirds the capital of ihe entire United States from taxation by borrowing money and giving the government's notes or bonds for ihe same, and besides paying double the inter est foreign countries pay, exempted ihe notes'or bonds from taxation, and ihe ex travagance of the most wicked, reckless, profligate and mischief working adminis ration the country ever knew upon the la boring men of the United States. The curse visited upon E-gypt l'ie curse of lice frcg, e'e, was an evidence of Di vine love in comparison with the curse ol Republicanism the country is now laboring under. Workingmen of America will yoo heed these things 1 Will yoa conseul loneer lo follow Ihe cloud which has already led you so far from peace and happiness? Will you endorse and support the power which lakes joo by the throat mocks at jocr prayers rob you of labor toys with your liberties revels in your blood lives on your earning and makes of the laboring men mud. ills on which io rear still higher an accursed and oppressive aristocracy. Lei ns demand our rights lei ns have re trenchment reform law order and econ omy. Let os have eadal taxation or repu- r. tA tt mi i. ii a ri i-nniiorrai ic mu in i ii isii a.ivii ; v mau s..c.i vuuio aiuu, miw, ' i .. ' . . j i- r - . , a I .: I 1m Iritniii,. Kn--. thAn Aima n'nnn oil Hfiicafi.d f-r (rtlfl HA ntl lf IrPsiMrf htl f.fl an Onrir- . ' . . .u.t. ..i. ... tn,u. its Mn t,.-t nd a hinv t tcnitv. Good svsnin. sir , Do y ou love h ts brothers ? But do yoa love : proiecieu in uieir wraiui. i ....w-, .. .... - - 7 j j- o . : . .. T . ,.i ., ik o i,;a n.-.co II. uod da best T democracy rriaue mis nation wnm 11 is c?i, ... u u -.... ui"v. mj.-v. 1 . ., I. . ... - , 1. 1,.. r,f. I n.-rpvT'Tt-ira tlrMi itv Thara is 1 rail : A lis We I : 1 W .!!.' I when ihe war cnmmeiiceii-a r'en, nappy tai.eu to r.er oi bir.gmg h-uj-.j i.c ..... .. ..... er owr.eJ a larra. and she left me, the i sight of it in ihe world. Under many ai I f.;bi! i ronour.ce ZiT. J r . A Jicdrl Bank llerii. One of our reporter, a few days since, picked up, on board a Brooklyn ferry-boat, a few closely written pages, torn Iroin a memorandum book. On examination they were lonnd to constitute part of a diary, kept apparently by a New York bank clerk. Thinking that they may be of interest to some cf our readers, we have concluded to publish a few extracts from them: Scndav, Aug. 20,h We went to church and b'abbath school all day. In the evening went to M's place aad lost S900 at faro. Alterwnrds wen: lo supper with Auonyma. Claret punch as usual. Moneat. Was at the bank early, altho suffering from a confounded headache. Whv wa I such a fool as to ir;x laqsr ar.d c'.arat ? Told the President that I had been j occupied since I o:clock in go'mg over soma j of my books. He seemed much pleased j at my devotion to business. Borrowed S50 I from bar k to pay for last nih(s mper. Tcrr-rMY. Si one ot rrie.e n:ers drop j a five ce:it Mump. Complained ot hi:r and I had him ditrii.'f for careles-tiess. Was j thanked ty the fifiieer tor my fi llny. Had 1 10 lake to t.ske another fitly to pay for a ring tor Anonvma. Went to Olympic with A., alier.varjs to the Louvre. Wedmcsuay. Dropped in for a few min utes ai the Fulton Street Prayer Meeting, knowirt" that two of our Directors were to be there. They saw rri3. Mide a faw feeling remarks about the hideous preva lence of Sabbath breaking among oung men. Directors were visibly nflfjeted. Bor rowed S72 from the bank, uud puid livery stable b.ii. . . THcni-cav Drunk a.tin last rihr. Anon yma's fault, though ihis time, and not mine. i Told the President that I had to sit up all j night with a dying Iriend, which made my j eyes red. Salary was raed lo S 1,100 fur my general liithfuluess and good conduct, i Borrowed S-I0O. In the evening went to ! the Gaieties and the Broadway Garden. Gave Maud a bracelet. " - - - r- I I Kate goi angry and threw a gi.-'ss or beer I ... . , . , , ! huuee. J he ho.-tier threw o-l lus trurn., a: me. Mem. Nut to go to that saloon ,, . . , . . , ' a?. :t tuo land.oru condoc ed him to hts roou.-, asain. Lfl saloon at 3.33, and wenl to, . . . , . ... . " ' I laavn.g ue iru'iiC in th-i br.r-roon. ish- weekly prayer meeting. F'tiDvv In the evening saw Anonyma, and had a little difficulty. Slid wants loo i much money. Can't, won't give hsr a ! thousand doilars tt morrow. Drunk r-;l er ; too much, and fctnaehed the ftirr.tuic. SI:c j will be awful angry, I'm ulr-id. I Satchdav. It's all up. Ai:ar,jrn2 cerr.e down to the t'ank, and demande-i t!at thou sand from me. President saw her. Devil cl a row. Borrowed 534,000 and 100' pas 359 vet Arabia. A Prose Lcve Story Pcem. Ii is rr.artT years sirice I feil in love with meau0W, i reek and wood and deiUo often j j j;j r e vva and the moor.Iiglii sin. led on ; a doable twisted love, and a l-jve that I j was hone5t. too. I roamed ail over the neighbor's farms, and l robbed the w.ld - wood bower- mid tore mv trawsers ai.d scratched mv hands in search of choicest flowers. In my joyous love I brought all ' these to my Jerusha Janet bat I wotilnVi be so foolish now, if I were a boy again. A country love, and tcci: the new dap s arm. And all that night I never slept, norcojid I eat nexi day.for I loved that girl with u fer - vent love that nought could drive away. I strove to win her back lo me, but it was all in vain: the city chap with a hairy hp mar ried Jernsha Jane. And my t oor heart was i sick ai:d soie until the thoug'it struck ir.e, tht.1 just as good fih remained ns ever w.n ' in the iej. So 1 wer.l to the Me ho- ' dit cht rch one rrht, an I caw a dark j "'" l't" - -i - i ai d I iM.rned tlidtvery girl. A-.tmany years have passed a:. d gone, aud I think my loss my gain; and I often ble.s the hairy chap, that stole Jetusha Jaiia. "Bob. Ed. Ring has one of ihe greatest', curiosities you ever saw.-' 'Don't say so what is it ?" "A tree that never sprouts ar.d becomes smaller the cider il grows." "Well, that is a curiosity. Where did he I e-' - prom California." "What is ihe name of it ?" ' Axletree it once bolouged lo a Califor nia omnibus I" Scene close by Boh throwing an inkstand at a half closed door." I ,-My dear fellow," said Beau Hickman to ) swered. "A pint of poner." Tht hemor a waiter in a hotel. I have a respect fi-r ' ou response of the lrishnaan was. ' A flies, indeed, I may say, 1 am fond of flies, but 1 like to have them and my milk in sep arate glasses; they mix so much better when you have control o'.boih ingredients." Two damsels passing through the depot, a day or two since, were having an anima ted discussion on the subject of coiffure, ar.d one exclaimed: "Weal do j-ou think, Maria? It took me thirty-five minutes this morning to make my water fall. One of twin brothers died; a fellow Winter i Coming. ST 1UCHAKD COP, JR. Winter is coming! the birds have flown Away to u sunnier clime ; Tfe autumn wind, as it vvailelh by, To lha thoughtful heart bringeth a sigh, As it lixts to the mournful chimu Winter is coming ! Winter is coning ! the ntchin gay Looks forward with hope and with jiy. To the snowy hills and frozen streams E'en while he 8leepeth the thought still gleams Through the mind of the happy boy, Winter is coming ! Winter is coming ! the mrwdsn lair, With a heart ail merry airdgay, Remembers the hail the play the rojt, Remembers the gay sleigh party's shout, And sings through the livelong day, Winter is coming ! Winer is coming! the houseless poor, With a Ifeling of awlul dreaJ, Beheld his approach with sighs and tears, His coming to them, awake h fears Tnat, perchatice, they may want for Lreid : Win'er is coming ! Winter is coming ! to ail to a!! Wi'h Lis chilly acid freezing brea:h; To iho urchi i gay, the maiden lair To tho houseless poor Oh ! then prepare For the cold, cold w inter of death ! Winter is coming ! Didat Like lite Swiad.'i'. The following story ol Governor Grimes is vouched lor by one who ks.ew him well : , The legislature had jot convened ai :li3 capital of Iowa. Governor Grimes had ar- J rived the night before, and taken rooms .it I a certain hotel at least o a young aspirant , for office from a distant portion of ihe S;aie i ascertained, as he drove up, and ahl.tcd from his carriage at the sieps ol thai public 1 ing his trunk, the yoa''g cm Jemsnded to ! have it brought up, atid seeing a man pass ing through th3 lower hall.. whom he tot?k to j ' te 'he potter, he gt.ve his co.r.tr.ur Js in an j 1 itnoerbous ar.d lotty tone. Jer Was obeyed : ar.d thd man charging a quarter of ii dolljr to: his service, a marked quar- ter, that v.as cJ Lr cnly t.venly te.tif, ' was e.inptd bUly ir..o h.s liai.J, aud was put tiito his pocket by the man, with a 'A.J r.nr, s': ra!i,J' crieJ tit? new arrival, "yen know Governor Gri:r.es? ' ; Oh, yes, sir." 'We!!, toke my card to him, ar.d iell him I tTji!i ufi iolarrid -jv at Ji 1 itjriio.l rrt itirm. Clii't. A peculiar ! fiashpd from he rr.3rrs I bice eyes, and with a sriiiie, cx'.enJing his hand, he said : ' ata Gjveraor Gnraes. at your scrv.ee, ' ;r i fc, a " sir. "You I that is, my dear s ! a thousand- pardons !" . ''None needed at ;.li sir," replied Govern or Grimes. ' I was rather favorably i:n i pressed with vour letter, at.d had thought j you we'.! suited for the oIHce spe?ifie 1. But ! sir, any man who weald swindle a workii g man out of a paltry five cents, would do- c.ia oi jayioeu n.i-..nt.), tui.- km j !es heart ol intsneest vanity and pride- r ! I I .1 :. .. I ....-, .1. . ! ihe anecdote rd th self-acctifcr ir. ihe cor.ference mestiiig, whose charges ol hy pocrisy ai.d wickedness 8ga..i.-t himself, were anv.ere.i by a br iber, with, "Amen ! that's ki,'1 and who thereupon retnr eJ, j 'lar.d-ier! lam as good as yce," ilins-j trates the spirit of much sl.owy h jmility, . luk-io cn for ctTect, and to glarify cr.e'i ; sell. True humility u.ukes r.o d;spl vaunt. If it leaves the world lor a cloister, it doesn't advertise li.s fact. If it be a purl of sincere repentance, it prefers acis to words .o show it. Ail graal and noV.e soul are humble. Ko such soul blazons its humility. Toose prolessed humble ores these humiiitariacs, to coin a phrase, are j;st the proudest of human beings. You j couldn't wou;:d them worse, or insult them more, than to take them at their profession. A b?! was once made in London, tha! by a sinz'a q'Jesiioti pro'posed lo an Eng:i--.h-man, a Scotchman ami an irishman, a cliar acteriitic reply would L-e eiicited irorn each cf them. Three representative larer were accordingly caiied ia and separately asked: "What will you lake to tun around Russet Square stripped lo tr.e shirt ?" While the Englishman unhesitatingly an- I eighty great cold !" Tha man of the Nor n however, instead of cendescanding upon any definite "consideration," cautiocsl) replied with an eye to a good bargain, "what will you give me?" A Doctor advertises in a country paper, that 'Whosoever uses the Vegetable Uni versal Anti-Purging Aromatic Pills once, will not have to nse thetn again.' Wi rather think they won't. Dies e.n , in speaking ol a friend, says he JL. r a..S i i ' n .1 r. t ,i, V -i uh n l rJvJL-' j- 4 Government Inspector and Lis "i'arlatr.' A rw r w r m ant trvtro'f tlOllInT A 1iir1?l tic asylum, saw the medical superintend- ; ent and said: j lJl9 farming ar.d cattle baying business at "I don't wish to po over the asylnm in ' an early age. with a capital of fifty cents in the usual way, but to mingle with the pa- eilver, Mr. S.rawo cama to ba the king far tien is as if I were an officer, a enreon, or mer cf tie West. K.a fres spread over even one cf themselves. By so doin? I , almost whole counties, iud it was no unreal shall be bsiter enabled to judge of their ! thins for him to sow a fiald of wheat or intellectual Hav, and of their progress in i P'ant corn over a space twice the size of a the direction of sanity." 'With pleasure," Faid the doctor, "it is S&lurday, ard we usually have a dance on Saturday niht. If you go to the ba'.lrooai, as we call it. you will epe thetc dancing and ta'king without reserve." ''Would it be objectionable if .1 danced with them ?" asked the official. Not at all," was the reply The ouiaal wlked into the ball room, and selecting the prettipbt girl he saw for a partner, was soon keeping up a very an imated conversation vi h her. In the course cf the evening l 6'k1 to th 3 doc tor : 'Do yon know that sirl in t!i3 white 1 dress with the blue spots is a very curious case. I've been talking to her, a'id 1 can not lor the life and froui of me discover i i what way her mental malady lies. 0. courj-e, J saw at once she was rr.ad saw in the odd look ol her eyes. She k?pt looking at me 60 oddly. 1 akee her if she did not think she was the Queen of England or whether the had not been robbed of a Jjrge tjrtune by the v.ij-.ieer movement, or ji'ted by the Prince cf Wales, and tr ed to ii.-id o'.t the cuiftf ol her lunacy, but I couldn't; she was loo ardui." 'Very likely," answered the doctor; "for she is not a paiiei.t, but one ol the house- triai ;Sj an,i a8 aiia as ycu are." r.2a;ii.rr. e, the pretty housemaid went 10 all her leliow scrvauts, and a.d : Ie "Have you seen the new patifint? I teen dancing with me A fine tail man, Vi..A teautifI wi.ir-kers, but as mad as a Mirch haM He aked me if 1 wasn't the Q ieen of Eiitiltofid ; if a volunteer hadn'1 robbed me of a large fortune ; and wl, ether Ihe Pri:ice cf Wales didn't war t to marry ir.e. He is mad. 1 n't it a fine young man V pity ; s vch a A Xfiro Siarriasc. The lo'.lowing marriage ccremnny is far nishe by a co:rerp"r.di nt. It beats Gin. Sjxton's eleen contmaudmenJi I iie o!i'.c:ti;ii;g daikey H a . 1 all hoilow. plantation :g beftre - - - i ( hin. hu cayst iPTS in a CO ;ave vralaCa cut i lo-niht wbnir.g 10 be jined in and iltro bve a.;.! vi,hi..g dec ail dat cnythi.g twix crn hold dr p3aco now and forever.nore, I wants every ear to ..jar. a; nJ eveiy heart to ft CiilV t t t- . deth lastly ly yoitr bft sice. Co you take her for your dearly bdstcd wile; to wait cn through sickt.ess and through h sale a. i.i Le calif. !:Cy. loving ar.d by !ov?d j Do yoa lo.e her'msther? Do yea lovo her lather ? Do yoa love her wistres. ? Do yea love GoJ de besi? Answer :I do.' : '-vis i.orap,on, whomsoraerer s.anue.n fastly by your side, do yoa take lo be yoer leioved huHb..r.d, to wail or. him ihroujh . .. .. r . . l.can.i ar.u cc;,a:ct.oti, sa.e oe Sate, ..u., a b, holy, lovg and be loved Do you im to hold Miss Mr.rv fas-.tv- t v ihe rli'hl ha'id. and I shall . r,.- ,. rrxn ... u-ifA r.v ih j j -j , . j-, . ... . . . commaisii.iie.-iis ot u a. we sinn nope,' omr:;:i::.i. uents ot u .l. we stiu nope, ::d tru.-.;:ig through God that you may d,e ! cho era h2d appearid the.a. The power ;.ht now an 1 forever more. Now, Mr. Sess and d2f?a:rir.S phy.'Cians g'adiy al- a r v . . i . j - Let us siuj a hime : "Plariicd in a golf of dark despair, i e wretched sinners are. r.c. Amen . A. Ward's Biography. ; Artemus Wa. 1 gives us the following bi- I cgrnphy of hiinsi'li : "I am fiity six (56) years of age- Time J with i s reien. less syihe is ever busy. Tho ! Old Sextoii gathers ti.ecn in, he gathers them in ! I keep a pig this year. '1 was tern in the sta'e of Maine of pa rents. As a inlanl I attracted a greal dal I oi a,:eut;oa' T ' 'bers wc,ld stand over i my cradle for hours and say Ha v brigl.i that hide face looks ! How mucin it nose !' The young ladies would carry mo round in their arms: s.iviru I was 'm v.r.i r's berrv i darliti,' and a sweety 'eety 'ittle tm It' A Cc.vic Scksk. We witnessed qait aa was.ii.ee, tho' I wasu:t oldercfito properly amuiug scene at the depot yesterday af.er appreciate tt I'm a healthy old d.irim' now. .;0on. A gem ie. -nan was pacing up and 'I have allurs sustained a good moral ! t0w;i r.ht in front of the station hooe, character. 1 was never a railroad director ' waiting v.ith ill concealed impatience the in ray Ills. arrival of the train, an I somebody on the . , ir t ii .- w. . I train. Tt;e train stopped an I e someboly, 'A to, in early l.fe I did not invariably . ., , . , , . ' ' ' 1 : n the snape of a delicately dreseo, trim confine myself to truth iu, my small bills. I j lit;.e womi'i.jijmped from the car steps into have been gradooaily growing respeciabler, 1 ihe arms of ihe im patient ce'itierr.an. She cv'ry j ear. I luv iny children, an 1 never was il s-nile, all taik, al life. He vra all mistake another man's wife for my own.'; W.wi5,. h'" mouir, firmly s-n,!. She ! a-Ked him wnai was Ihe matter, tie duln t I'm not a member .of any meeun -house, j ay R Wor l,br.t ca:ing a look upon the but firmly b'.. eve in meetiu'-iiouses, and i crowd he guided the little woman away shouldn't feel sate to lake a dose of lauda I a"d proceeded m'tpit! I he gentleman num and lav down in ihe street of a village ! chw As tobacco chewers iuva- . . . , , , , ,, . riably do. when cieeply intersted in any- that hi.ri t any, wish a thousand do,.rs in L,,;,, ho haJ t,een. chewing Tehemetuly my vest pockets. , without relieving his mouth of the salivary My temprement is 1 illiotis, altho' I doa'l owe a do.lur in the world. ' I am a early riser, I may add thai I am also baldheadad. I keep two cows." actb Strawn,The tllineis Farmcf. Jacob S rawn, of Jacksonville. IHino'i, died suddenly on the 24;ii t:lt Startiog in German kingdom. He had sheep and kin opori a thousand hills, or would had if ihe hill had teen there. He boiit pretty much lha w hole of the village cf Jacksonville; he repre5e:iieJ his district in the legislature, where ha was noted for direct and available yood senpo, and in all positions fiiieJ the ideas ol a rood citizen. His '-little garden paten" at ihe lime of his death embraced thirty-five thousat.d aires, wcrtri el least, 51,500 tCO wiihuut i.r.provementb. He was twice married, and L-aves eovs.i eous and ot.a daughter. In pero 1 ha v;&8 a Dar.ial Lare-lert, weighing tbcul three hua drad pounds. Many interesting ii.cidsnt have beer, related r.j8 Reeling him, amonj which are the fjllowing : He began life lor tiiaikel: by raising E.i.sci acres ot w heat, v.l,ich he trajed for 6isi3ti steers, which he sold at a proa:. ATiar this ha dealt mainly in cat.le. lie was a rapid tulker arid a keen jude o! human ualure, a prompt actor, knew ho .v 10 dri ve a bargain and always made money. lletsiJomcarne to lowii, was busy every moment and al ways in the field ur in '.he saddle going from p!ce to piace. Until within a few years he ws hi. own accountant and his own banker, and ftraiige as it may seem, kept no bocks, tripling entirely lo his mem ory, which never laiied hun. In phyical labor ha excelled in ovary department. Wi'h a coir;t:ic;i L;.nJ-ick'e he has beea j knov.n lo reap, bind i.d j of w heit in a uay. Farrr. i.d .-Lock 6ix'y dozen uay. tarntiers svai un.ieraianu -. , . 1 tt.:s to be what not mere ir.an Due maa in. thoasar.d could perform. Ia earlier days he carried large sums c' money upon his percn, a;.d on severul oicaaions his life as attempted as hs roJe alo;ig through the country. Al or.a !:e, near Alton, he was attacked by three rotbtr, aLc.h ta thrash ed ai.d put to flight with his Oitt'.e whip. He r.Zi & of wo,.der.'i.l mascle and ac tivity. Ha could fprir.g ove: the highest fitice by merely placiuj 1 hind on the lop r , c.td on one occaaijn he caught an iu--.'. i."'t !,v i b.-.r-'a who wss charslr.s 1 1 t. en hiro ir. r.r; o;e:j field, t-t.d throw in-j hitn t . 1 . - 1 ' .. , v .1 , i, ,-;- ..1. j 0.1 lii .l.i i.u.j:,..:i) eui.u':cu u j c .11 ...... I I TV. Tnz Tcr Cus. A Lo- lan Istter cpon lh j ut;ecl oi c..o,e;a d rarceuies emp.o ea. sSa;'i recu" 10 Cf- Chapman's MoJe of ! 1 . 'I . . I. i trea'me..t. tie says t i; rra iy mc mat j rned.cal scle-.Cc: is atc: to master ihe ui- 1 rri -g. I have. I be.ievc. Lawra wrt.ien lo r , j cf 1I13 greit discovery cf the icfluence cf extra-, cl cald and heat in i-fln Ci threat srrr.pa;:. .ic r.erves c! the , 8 7 Dr. Clior.tnan, lha diicoverer ot M, sceedel in gaining a verd.ct from -a medical fraternity that he really ie able, ! -' ' &! t3 lha j rrrine, to verco-ne diate.es, i.-jitial paraly- even epilepsy. So corn- ; - - ! p.eie.y has he r.aster-'d the sicitr.ess of i pregr.ar.cy, t..at t..s ctcoer a' hnni'i' I'-.i-t rrp: rr.:'i Sa-sicknes . o c ',. . . ""TleU ,'natere of cholera, at:d conciaJed thai diarrheal, I r.t.'J.IISn, JSH.iC aim O.i.tJ tuuic.as. aio n.i vcrio'js degrees ar.d 13 e:;ities cl one dis ' eae- J -a- ' :'e cou5J n'rol a dinrrhr?!, n::l he teiicvej ti.il ne could , . co-iouer c.otr-ta. rtr..J wua .k-w5, u i,.irr;.,,! it !.-. I ham r.ta.-i when he heatd that lowed him to try his ice care, and there can j e 1,0 doubt whatever that his success, lriOt:i;!i as et limited, his tstti to amaze i r- - ; ,:ie meuieai iacuu.es ci i.m i-uuuiij,ju , draw Irom the physiciar.s of Southampton i a unanimous vote to try ice hereafter in . i r t - t . t. . .. , ... r A every cae In every caa cirsalatioa was w ithin five minutes restored to the extremi- i ties cf the ptiei.!, which tef:;re bad, tee.t ; marble. Ench paiic.it declared hnaelf or i,t-rse;t much relieved by the ice. Out of . t ca-es Dr. Chapman, his brought four , A ia,r Vay of geitit.g better ; two died ko;:i vou:e:i, one of whom was veiy u eu; ad ae i severity-three ; the other an , habi;iJAi drunkard, lmn4 in a very filthy , je;i. Ttie oil er cases were equally severe, ; n,me of thtn mora so a-.d at ihis Jate the i...!,;.:. saern convalescent. secretion, and consequently wheii the little woman plumped her-elf into hi-arms, he had io kep hi mon'h shut. Not even a word of welcome could he utter, and as for a kiss, the thin was imposib1a. We felt O tr?,.T rr' bf t rwnl.ly.,l..V 1 - f, y':r rV
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