1 1 J 1 t. II. JAC02Y, rablis&er. Truth and Right Clod and our Country. $2 50 in Adrance, per Aanam. 0 i i ) y t c I r - VOLUME IG. THE STAR OF THE NORTH IS PUBLISHED EVERY WEDNESDAY BY IV M. II. JACOB r, 'Office ca flaiu St., U Square below Marfcet. TEBUS .Two Dollars and Fifty Cents 5n advance. If not paid (ill ihe end of '.be year, Three Dollar will be charged. No stib-cripuons taken for a period less i than hi x months ; no discoriiiuaaiK:. permit ted until alt arrearages are paid unless at the option of the editor. KATES UF ADVERTISING : One square, eight line 'one lime, SI 00 F.very subsequent insertioa, 25 One square, three months, 4 50 One year, 10 00 THE SONG OF UNION PRISONERS From Dixie's Sunny Land. AlB "twenty teaks ago." . ' . This son? is a savage satire upon the War Department, which might have deliv ered our suffering soldiers trom the horrors . of southern prisons, long ago, had it not in sisted upon the exchange of black for , white men , Dear frieud and fellow soldiers brave, Come listen to oor song, About the rebel prions, " And our sojourn there so Ion ; .Yet our wretched siate and harhips. gret, No one can understand, But tho who have endured this fate, In Dixie' niiy taud. . -j ' When'captured by the chivalry t1.) . They stripped us to the skin, But tailed to ive o back again, . The value ot a pin, Except some lousy rag of gray, Discarded by lt.ir band ; And thus commenced our prison life, in Dixie' sunuy land. . With a hot of guard surrounding us, Each with a loaded gun, Wtf were stationed in an ope,n place, Exposed lo rain and sun ; No tent or tree to shelter us, We lay upon the sand Thus side by side great numbe-s died In Dixie's runny land. This was the da'wy bill of fare," In thai seeeb aloon : No sugar, lea or coffee there, Al morning. night or noon ; Bnl ,-a pint of meal, ground cob and all," Was rervd to every man, And for want ot fir we aie it raw Iu Dixie' riomy laud. We were by the poor rations soon Reducd to fkui and tone, A lingering Marvaiton worse Thau death I you can but own There hii.dreds lay, both night and day, Br far too weak to stand, Tiil death-relieved iheir sutferings In Dixie sunny land.... We poor survivors oft were tried, - By many a threat and tribe, To desert our glorious "Union cause," And join the rebel tribe ; Thongri fai'i were w io leave the place, We let ihem ondTiand,, "We had raiher die than "thus disgrace Oar'liag !" in Dixie' sunny land. Thns dreary-days and nigh's ro'led by .Yes, weeks and months onolJ, Unnl that happy time arrived When we were all paroled ; Wi landed at Annapolis, A wretched looking band, But ulad to be alive and tree From Dixie's sunny land. How like a dream those days now seem, In retrospective view. Ait we regain oor wasted sirenath, All dressed in "Uoion Blue" The debt we owe our bitter toe Shall not have loug io stand, We'll pay ft with a venseance soon In Dixie's sunny land. ' Seicc-np for a Wife, ' OR, 'GOOD- 45 WHEAT. In the State of 1 1 linoi-a there was a certain Tillage boasting of a tavern, three stores four groceries, where from morning till night and from night till early dawn, a per on entering the town may find in the tav ern, store, and groceries aforesaid, one or roore groops of - persons playing cards gambling Ijere is reduced to. a science the . history of .the four kiriijs is thorocghly stud ied,' and ' from the school boy io the grey readed veteran, from the miss in her teena to the mother of a large family, they are in itiated Into the mysteries of the high, low, jack, game righ: and left bowers, the hon ors and the odd tricks.' One of the bes, players io the Tillage was Major Smith, the tavern keeper; or, as be expressed it, the proprietor f the hotel a widower who like. ' "; '; . . . -"Jephtha, Judge of Israel, - Had a daughter passing fair." Fanny, the daughter, was one of the pret tiest girls in tlje Tillage. ,The Jover of Fan dj was, a young farmer, residing In' the neighborhood, whom'we shall designate by the name of Bob. - - f " ' " ll happenedbat.oDa day before, harvest, fha Touog man was detained in the village, and night loond him as usual at the hotel, ceated between the Major and bis daughter. After dfttlury conversation between the two gentlemen or the state of the weather, the prospect of the approaching harvest, important stapfes of conversation, (he Ma jor asked Bob hc his wheat crop promis J to yield. In reply he was told that the I oacg farmer expected to have al least five I jndred bushels. The Major appeared to i idj tor a moraetit, then abruptly proposed s ;am ot "old sledge," or seven p, the :ke to be his daughter Fanny against the ., :p of wheat." This , of 'course, .the young - a indignantly refused, becHUse he could ; bear the idea thaf the hand of her he :i should be 'mads ihe sotject of a betj at he shoo'd win his wife by gambling asd perhaps because hs knew the j BLOOMS strong probability of losing both wheat and i wife. It was not n n lil the Major, with hi usual obstinacy, had worn that unless he won her he should uever have her. that the l ' jjoungman was forced reluctantly to con ) Bent to play. The table wa placed, candles lit, the cards produced, and ihe player took their eat, with Fanny between them, to watch the progress ef the game. The card were regnlarly shotileJ and cot, and it fell to ths ijajurs iui io ueai. ine urst nana was; olaved. nnrf Roh rr,au uh ,n m. high, lew, game. Bobdeait. the Maior again made thre to his opponents one 'Six io two,' said Fanny, with a sigh. The Major, as he dealt the cards winked kiiOTingly and said : M'am good for the wheat, Master Bob.' The old man turned up a trump it was a spade. Fanny glanced at her father' hand her heart sunk; he held the tray, eight-spot, snd the kiriu. She then looked at Robert's hand, and la, he had the ace, queen, deure, and jnck, or knave. She whispered to Bob to bes de did o. Take it,' said the Major. Robert led the dence, which th9 old man took with his three spot; snd he then fol lowed by playing the kinjr. Bob nntting h l An0an nnin il Thfl T in r art n ..nin. . ' . r i vi .. , ,IUI1I1, ,, . . k ,.11 . I : . L . 1 uin iiic muio auu K'j'Mlj; l!ie iah irtCK with hi4fin2er, said : 'That's good as wheat.' Is ;l v asked Bob. as he disnlared lotha' astonishe.1 Major the ace and jack jet in bis nande.' Hiijh. low, jack, gift, and name' shoot- eJ gorj Out '" ejucola'ed Fanny ri - -i,- . fa w v a liootl as wheat a ided Boh, as he Hung . .,. . . " his arm around ber nsck and kissed her. , after that, when anything ocenred of a pleas III Cine TllTie thpv wr rr.arrip.1 anA mvor ant nature to the hppy couple ihey would express their emphatic approbation of il by the phrase 'Good as wheat.' Sarria:c Extraordinary Sew esc for Cere one Stamps. A few evenings since, a pSy parly as- They have been subdued ty overwhelming semMed in the "Garden District,' to wit- numbers. Bat to overcome iheir resent nes the always interesting marriage cere- j ments and secure their future' amity will be mony The bride elect was a beautiful found a mot difficult and delicate task. It dan-inter of the Cr-scent Citr, and Ihe not do to make a parade ot .na;nanim- bride-room a 2a!lant gentleman attached to , the Government The bu7Z of general conversation pecn liar to snch occasion was suddenly hush ed when Ihe- bridal train was heard de scending the stairs on its way :o the parlor. At length the door opened, and, preceded by one of our gravest and most popular di vines the party washered in. It included, of cocfse, principals, seconds, and imme diate friends. The marriage ceremony was perlurmed according to the impressive ser vice of the EpUcepal Church, and when there was uttered the solemn nod respon sible announcement, by the officiating min iter, "I pronounce you man and wife," one of ihe groomsmen, "takins advan'age of ihe occasion." seized the bride by the hand, drew her towards him, she evidently willing to be the recipient of a congratu latory ki-s. But judge of the surprise and admiration which followed among all present, when the bride, blushing and con fused, was seen to have an "internal reve nue stamp'pasted upon the center of her fair forehead, while, at ihe same instant, a similar "lax" appeared apon the intellect ual front of the bridegroom ! It U harjly necessary to say that all this was done by a government official who is so liberal in his construction of the reve noe laws that he deems the sacred rite of marriage only legal when i? is sanctioned by a revenue stamp. The "insignii" re mained on the official parlies throughout iLe evening, and the incident has caused considerable fluttering among certain p3r ties who hava recently married wiihout the retenoe stamp attached. It is well kuown that a title to a piece of land is worthless wiihout a stamp. Why should the title lo a wife, or to a husband, be of less careful concern ? If the revenue laws apply in such general terms to all the transactions of life, and very properly select for impost all the products of domes tic industry, then the marriage ceremony must be accompanied with the formula of stamps, otherwise it might be declared ille gal and subject ihe parties tn much domes tic uneasiness. New Otlean Picayune. How to get Happy The happiest man in this world is the man ot moderate de sires. Wealth is an enviable thing ; so is disiinction ; so is power ; so is learning so are all combined. - But be who enjoys each or all ef these, and still vainly desires more, is not happy. He is not contented ; and discoateni ia infelicity. On tbe contra ry, be who has but little, yet wants less, is rich, for be has more than he needs, svhetb. er it be booses or honors, eclat or private enjoymentg, the result is the same. Then what follows? This principle, viz ; dimin ish yoor wants, and yon proportionately in crease your means of gratifying them This is easier than- acquiring priperty, yet in effect it places yoa in the position of one worth millions. . ' A Connecticut editor, having got into a controversy with a cotemporary, congratu lated himself that his head was safe from a "donkey's heels." His coternpOTary as- lately inferred from this, that be was una BURG. COLUMBIA Ocr Fatnre. Iu dealing with a foreign enemy, supre- many in arms may brine about a settlement of the question in dispcte. The trial by battle ended, the combatants qnietly resume their respective separate missions in the family of nations. Not sain a domestic quarrel. If. alter a peace has been con- qoered by the stronger party, the contest- ants are to live under the same political ruoi, eui.jBci 10 ;ne fame laws, ana oepenc - ent for their welfare and ptogress upon mrj- i ",aI ood wiM and co-PPertion in legisla. . ' ru. - finn and i n v m a vmi & 1 A ; ,1 . .ri..nl nn- suits, something more is essential beside triumph, upon the field of battle. Those ! Wh ha?3 confron,ed each other in deady conflict, are not made friends by the simple act of sheathing their swords. The hearts so lafely inflamed with the passions of civ- i , il strife must be attuned to the harmonies of j tranquil companionship. The hands that , ; have wielded the weapons of destruction, ' ' must be clasped in concord. The hatchet ; ! i ; must be buried, and with it ihe animosities ! I that engendered or were engendered by con ! tention. Until that Is done, it cannot be ; said that peace dwells in the land. j - The North has not passed unscathed the j ordeal of war. Triumph has been achieved at such a cost that tr.e pride ot victory is , subdued by pamlul memories, and exulta - . j slJs h 8o!ernn emo.ions jn8pirecl J 1 by retrospection. The chimes will be rang, jthe cannons will boom, and the millions will wear ho'iday faces, but beneath the i ment on the truculent civilian tone of cer surface of popular rejoic'ms: there will be an tain newspapers less than a week ago. It irrepressible sentiment of awe and sadness, i will be vain, said the AorA Americvn "to i . r . - - . .L I I JC ' ' ... j bereaved. There are .'too many drops of ' j blood and too many bit'er tears upon the ' ' 'iBrels of the North lo permit us to display., . , . . , . : thern vanntinoly. Let ihem rest where they t ,, , u t. . ' mora .Tilla.1 ! r T-. rt rtr iho schAa i Ira .lafi.i t i sad let '.he living seek new glories in open- inz' the still much encumbered path of - peace. To overcome the physical reliance oT the South was, after all, an affair of force In their valor, their endurance, their mar- tial skill and tile ir faith in the justice of ' their cause, they were equal to Ihe Nor h. VT and lorbearar.ee. The quiet and onoJ.0fer whom fter many a b,00(ly fia,d anJ tentaiioos extension to them of all ihe tights . J . erve, in nine, io recor.cne w.eiu io me po li ical corapanionbhip that it is proposed lo fcrce upon them. If theyshould be corr. pellad to re-enter the Union with the depri vation of a single privilege that was theirs at the comrrencemer.i of the s:rugg!e, the spirit of sectional anugnnitm will remain, and will be nursed and eicocrajed by the recollections of defeat. The history of this war will be taught to Sou. hern children as the record of a struggle. not yet ended, and the coming generation will be educated to ha.e the conquerors cf their father, and to rekindle the flame o Oil llrf U fc r. iliuil V portunity. It U vain to hope that this future of antag onism can be averted by p?op!irg the South ern territory wiih emigrants from the North. In a few years these Northern settlers would I ... . ,i oe :uent.ne i wnn ?oumern interests, ana would tecorae the most earnest partisans of1 the doctrines of their adopted section. The! past has demonstrated this ; for, among the r " most bitter and violent secessionists, were ' those of Northern origin, and particularly ? ' . r those who were born and bred in the Ne England S ales. ' i: the ?ouih is to be nek. :ti subjugation ! by immense standing armies, our repobli- ' canism must be relinquished. The States ! would be powerless to resist the progress of ; centralization ; and an authority supported j by bayonets would gradually overshadow all local governments, cor trol the elective' franchise, and create a miti'ary despotism. Our condition, during the past four years, of ulter submission to the Federal, will, has proved how readily such a system of gov vermenlcan be thrust even upon an enlight ened and courageous people If the present administration desires to perpetuate its power, acd subserve the in- i lerests of its faction at the expense of the J liberties of Ahe coantry, it. has, perhaps, a j the presest crisi, such an opportunty as is j rarelv offered to nnscruDnloos ambition. i - j -- i There will be found parasites enongh of central power among the numerous stipen diaries of the Government, and the mush room aristocracy that has uprung op among lhe many misfortunes of civial strife. A large3tanding army, officered at the discre tion of the Federal Government, could be relied upon to sustain any system that ne cessitated the existence of such a standing army. The public press tobsidized or con trolled by arbitrary power, would become an instrument of, rather than a protection against tiracny, and ihe masses would have to rely upon revolution for iheir redemption. Such are the perils that threaten tbe Re public as it emerges, shattered and impov erished, from lhe. furnace of civil war. But the danger may be averted by removing at once, between the North and Sonth, the re lations of conqueror and conquered.' Let perfect political equality between lhe sec tions be established, let the sovereignty of the States bs acknowleged, let the necessi ty for a standiog army be canceled, and a policy of conciliation inaugurated, and the Republic may resume iu natural career of freedom, prosperity aad progress. N. F. COUNTY, PA.'. WEDNESDAY, APRIL 19, 1865. j Grant and Lee. ; ( On the tomb of a gallant soldier of former days, it is recorded in his honor that, when made a prisoner of war he chose to share j the fortune of his men, and, remaining with ' ! them, paid the forfeit of his life, a victim to ' disease Let ns, in our moment of triumph, . i remember that this is General Rober' E ; ! Lee's distinction, and that by remaining I j with the gallant men who had fought under i i rum, a voluntary prisoner, he secured, at , the bands of an enemy as magnanimous as himself, not merely mercy but senerosity. t i . i .. wo. one can reaa ine eorresponoence . peo f lisbed yesterday, between Gram and Lee, 1 withont bein struca, not merely with the 2reeable revelations it makes of the ind 1 vidual characters of the men, but with 'the troth that, aUer all, the generous instincts of oar nature have more ready developement in the hearts of true soldiers than of others who bear and encounter less suffering and danger. Thre is no word of harshness' There is no tone of assumption, no sicjns of humiliation. On (he sworJ which is sur rendered, there is no stain. The blade of victory reposes in its scabbard and is not brandished or flourished over a fallen foe. In fact, the foe neither falls nor kneels ; he yields with grace and dignity. And what a comment is there in General Grant's dicta- ! tioa or exaction of easy terms bis permit ting, nay, offering to his captive, rank and file, the privilege of going home and re- I maining quiet till exchanged. What a corn- -eek io ""r?e. IulDro rm.iDns ii re deal thus leniently with the chiefs of this one. With the leaders who created and wielded (he machinery of the rebellion we . 7 can make no terms. EpecialU with such - - - - . . r I I (T; f u I T . , 1 1 ( States army, who have waged war. against the reoublic thev had sworn to serve, can it j we have neihing Jo do. Such a crime is I onDardanable.'' "Awav ." shrieked the j Preys, ''away, . then, wiih the pretext that ; this wretchediinara'e has'any claims to :he consideration of the American Govern ment." How summarily did General Grant brush away such vindictive trash, ar.d how gladly and generously, wiihout a word of insult : or reproach, did he meet, on term of per- feet equality, his fel'ow soldier, a victory frustrated mancrovre, is the - highest glory! he has wen. Mr. S'anton s congratulatory despatch lo General Grant proves that the j Administration approve a ! that he ha done, and said, and written and even if it , did not, the soldier's word of honor was; j pledged, and no power on earth could ef- ; i feet its violation. No one belter than Gen i Grart knows bow precious is a bloodless ! victory. It was made matter of reproach to him by such a man as Butler that he was regardless of human liTe, and cared not how many a friend cr fee he irr mo!-a!ed. ( Th answer to this is in the firit words he a(3(lre?5eJ ,Q Genera, Lee; in which he gested surrender ' as a means of saving bloodshed." .He bad fcnjht too often ar d too long his brave antagonist to wish, with out necessity, to fight him again, even in rlacnilr Sni!i a man ns Roller, filled with . r fierce resentment and a consciousness ot ingratitude, would, with ihe poor remnant t of Lee's wated legion? hemmed in by mntiitndei.. have reiniced in a bloodv sacri- ; r . . . j:, :, i fice, and the more rpjoiced in it becanse it ' , , . , , . w-vt i involved no personal peril to himed. Iot l . .. -fi so, we are happy to say, the successful whf) he afmIe(( of the Nor.h of Genera, Lee. the victori- ous North, still his countrymen, can afford, in his-raoment of disaster, lo speak gently and 2enerons! and lo do him at least ihe poor justice to concede that he shared the dark fcrtone, of RoIdier8 with the same chivalry wiih which he had so often led s them to victory Age Cow About Recraitinj. Thfc snrrender of Lee's army suggest the inquiry as to whether recruiting is to be continued in the Northern States under the t President's last call for troops. It is qnita unlikely that there will be any organized ' rebel army east of the Mississippi a month hence, or any further bloodshed after the expiration of that lime. Beyond the Mis- i sisslppi, in Southwestern Louisiana and ... Texas, there raav be some show of rebel- i lious force, but, at the most, it cannot f amount to very much. The aclcal fighting over, and the necessity for strong garrisons al strategic or otherwise important points in the South is removed., and of course the j Government will not neei to keep in the j field an- army as large as that which it has j maintained for three jears past. Taking! all these considerations into view, it seems hardly necessary that the administration should persist in demanding the 300,000 soldiers called for br the President's last proclamation. 'Estimating the number of i raa w A n an aslltS SI a W A tt n A fi " fnr t .1 1 XT J UiCM IJV n ill Ull ITU srw&vsww tM w at 600,000. it is probable lhat by the close of the year not more than 300,000 will re. main4 owing to the fact thatthfe term of ser vice of a large portion of our soidiers will expire between the present time and Janua ry, 1866. These 300,000 men will be more than will be actually needed, even allow ing which is not improbable lhat the par ly in power will insist upon retaining under arms a large military forco. "N Tbe best mode of settling the matter would seem to be for the suthorities to an- having ceased, recruiting should also cease; but, in case it should be deemed necessary hereafter to put more men under arms, de mand would be made upon those localities which have not filled their quotas, under the present call. Such a course would be at once economical and politic. It would relieve communities of the heavy expense incurred by raising soldiers an item of grave importance in a time like this, when, in addition to the immense national debt, every town, every county, and every Siate is burdened with unprecedented financial indebtedness. It would also reduce the cur rent expenses of the Government, w hich is likewise a consideration not to be overlook ed. Moreover, true policy indicates that as soon as the tremendous pressure of this war is partially removed, the industry of the na tion should be turned, as far as peosible, ioto its ordinary channels, that its products may be applied to restoring (he country to the sta'e of prosperity in which the war round it. Should the Administration adopt a course similar to that outlined above, we would suggest to Governor Fenton and the Legis lature that the State bounty bill, involving th iu incr of l.ntaU io the amoont of thirty million dollars, be repealed. The S'ate, al ready heavily in dst, needs te money, and should k'P eaer n ave it when once the necessity ir fper.iJn, it is removed. N. Y. IVoibl. Romance of the Divorce Court. The particulars of an extraordinary case in connection with the Divorce Court have reached me, which, although reading like a romance, are nevertheless strictly true. For obvious reasons I shall no, mention names. The facts are, however, as follows: Not long after the late Sir Cress well Cress wel was installed as Judge Ordinary, an ofli?er of her Maiestys'service, whom I shall describe as Mr. A. presented a petition for , wa8 wi,I) hisj.sister.a few years older, a divorce from his;wife on the usual ; a!one at their home, Jtheirlparents being ab grounds. The fmx pas of the lady (an Irish ; ,eDt- A,,er ome t'rr.e.Faiiuy the little girl, woman I should mention) occasioned much hearJ her brother, call, and on searching, pain and surprise to her friends, a her con- the fnl him in the well, into which he duct previous to the unfortunate, venouement had accidently fallen. The well is about 60 had been unexceptionable as a wife and feet Jeep, and'eontains 30 leet. of .water. mother. The correspondent in the case, But the brave little fellow was lying on bis also an officer in the army, whom I shall back on the surface of the water, pressing call Mr. B, made the lady al the repara ion hi" head and feet against the opposite sides in his power and married her. She was of the wall to keep himself from sinking ! subsequently received in society in India, Fanny at once loweredthe rope andjcalled where her antecedents were not too critical- ' to Benjaroan lo seize it and ''holdjon" lo it. ly examined, bat in three years afterward He did so. 'aidinghis upward;way'with his Mr. B died, and she was left a widow. ) feet against the walls. All the while the Having no longer any lie in India, she girl waer.couraging himjto "hold tight." returned io England, whither tte had been , As he rose to the curb shJtook him by the preceded by Mr. A and his three little chi!- ; collar and he wait, saved !.,VhatJ were the dren. Having taken up her residence in a thoughts of the little boy as he floated ia fahionabIe town, in a midland county, ! lhat dismaljplace ? The intense'solicitude celebrated lor the curative prgper'.y of its of ihe little girl and her boundless 'jay on waters, Mrs. B soon obtained admission to , bis deliverance, may be imagined not de good society, as a widow of a British officer, scribed." and a very beautiful and attractive woman to boot. Here, after an interval of nearly j A School for Boys. The printinf office two year, she aaain encoun'ered Mr. A, j has proved a belter college to many a boy, and the result is that ihey have again mar- has sraduatedmore useful and conspicuous ried. The cbilJ;eu cf Mr. A have no: re- j members of societv, has brought out more cognized their mother, and all they know ia intel'ect and turned it into practical, useful that "pappa married a widow." Beat this j channel, awakend more minds, generated in a sensation noval if yoti can. If the cir j more active and elevated thought than cumstances of this extraordinary case were many of the literary colleges of the conn related with critical accuracy and were I , try. If a boy commence in mch a school to give the re! initials of ihe parties, they I as the printing office his talents and ideas could be easily i-Jnri Ss J. They affjrd the ; are brought out, and if he is a careful ob only iilus:ration on record of the ruling pas-! server, experience in his profession will sion s'rong in divorce. Correspondent of the ' contributeore towards an ednca'ioi than Belfast Letter. '( can be obtained in almost any other man- A Story of am Atjm. The atom char coal which floated in th9 corrupt atmos phere of the oid volcanic aes, was absorb ed into the leaf of a fern when ihe valleys ! became green and luxuriant ; and there, in i i's proper place, it received the sunlight ) and the dew, aiding to fling back to heaven a reflection of heaven's go'.J, aid at the s same time to build a tougn fiber ot the l plant. Ihe atom was consigned to the tomb when the water submerged the jnn gled valley. It had Iain there thousands of years, and a month since was bronsht ir.to irif- i ii aL'ti iu Lirurii ill a &.fiwi:ik u Li a . - Il shall be consumed to warm our dwellings, cook onr food, and to make more ruddy and and cheerful the eanh whereupon our chit- dren play ; it shall combine wiih a portion f - j , - x , of the invisible atmosphere, ascend upward as a curline wreath to revel in a mazy dance high up iti the blue ether ; shall reach the eann aeain and entrapped into the embrace of a flower ; shall live in vel vet beauty on thecheek of tbe apricot; shall pass into the human body, giving enjoy ment to the palate and health lo the blood ; shall circulate in the delicate tissues of !ha brain; and aid, by entering into some new combination, in educing the thoughts which are now being uttered by the pen It is but an atom of charcoal ; it may dwell one moment in a stagnant ditch, and the next be flushing on the lip of beauty ; ft may now be component of a limestone rock, and the next an ingredient in a field of po tatoes; it may slumber a thousand years wiihout undergoing a single change, and, the next hour pass through a thousand ; and after all, it ia only an atom of charcoal, and occupies only its own place wherever it may be. Hibbard's tlJ3ramb!es and Bay ) Leaves." That was a smart youngster who, hear ing bis mother remark that she was fond of music, exclaimed, "Then why don't you bay me a drum ?" Uhcomfortable. To be seated at the fable opposite a pretty girl, witb a plate of bot til rv oi From the Sunday BJercury. LINCOLN'S PICTUIiE. Tell us of bis fight with Douglass, How his spirit never fails ; Tell us of his manly bearins, Of his skill at -splitting rails. Tell ns he's a second Webster, Or, if better, Henry Clay ; That he's full of genial humor, Placid as a summer day. Call him Abe, or call him Abram Abraham Yi all the same ; Abe will smell a sweet as either, We don't care about the name. Say he's capable and honest ; Loves his country's good alone ; Never drank a drop of whiskey, Wouldn't know it from a stone. Tell again about the cord wood Seven cords or more a day ; How each night tie seeks his closet, There alone to kneel and pray. Tell us ho resembles Jackfon. Save he wears a larger boot ; And is broader 'cross the shoulder, And is taller by a foot. Any lie you tell we'll swallow, Swallow any kind of mixture ; But O, dor.'t we beg and pray you Don't, for God's sake', show his p'c'ure I A Miraculous Escape. The Danville Amcticnn a few weeks since gave the fol lowing account of the miraculous escape of a boy from death : "The most remarkable escape from death we have heard of, lor some time, is that ol Be t'jamin, son of Wm. Simmons of Maho ning Township, in this county. Benjamin " boul t0ren St9 !J. "d on last Friday r.er. The United Sta'e Sanate has chosen a printer for Secretary, a printer Sergent-at-Arms, while a primer has just retired from the Vice President's chair. . In the House a prin;er has been elected Clerk, a printer postmaster, and on the first Monday in De- l Cember. 1H63 the Hnn of nnrpantu:liiii ! ' ,-... i . cle a priuter for their foreman or sneak er ; and also of four'.een gentlemen who had filled the office of Mayor, of Washington, j six were printers, nameiy ; Kapins. Uales, j Seaton, Weijihtrnan, Furce, and Towers., I c -r- r i .roGus For otTTrNG. ine lo owin rr.av I be of serviC(J lo Iho5C wno wonlJ haTe a ! eh:,b(.n fnr , lSp . T .,.. j nol more lhan uVee or our day9 0,jt and bave a canJIe or ,amp . holJ lhe in - - j -r n r - w lamp : noid me egg in one hand with the broad end upwards close fo the candle ; place the edge of the other hand on the top t)f the egg, and yon will immediately perceive the incubation end. Some peoble can tell a pullet from a roost er. The mark for a rooster is crosswise and a pullet lengthwise. Another way is to place your tongue on the large end of the egg, and you will find a 6trong heat if fresh and good, and the less heat if old and doubt J ful. Eggs pot up for batching should never be put in a damp cellar, as dampness de stroys this heat. Thit wai agood joke on a young and gallant Hoosier officer, who, on reciving a note from a lady "requesting the pleasure of his company" at a party to be given at her house, on the evening designated, took bis volunteers and marched them to the young lady 's residence. When it was ex plained to him that it was himself alone who had been invited, be said : 'By golly, the letter aid company, and 1 thought the Udy wanted to see all my boys." A little urchin, in the Sabbath School at G- was asked, a few Sundays ago, VWbat Jesus said when he knew Judas had betrayed him to the Jews?" He scratched NUMBER 26. An Jfrral by the fcnnly Commisjloneri Notice is 1 ereby giyeh that an sppea will be held by the County Commissioners in the several townships, in the County of Colombia, at the places aud times specified as follows : . , In Madison township, on Monday the 24th of April, inst., at Ihe public house of K. A. Smith, in Jerseyiown. In Greenwood and Fine, on Tuesday the 25th of April, at ihe public house ol John Leggolt, at tola. In Sugarloaf, Jackson and Benton, on Wed nesday and Thursday lbe.26th and 27th of April, at ihe public house ol John J Stiles, in Benton. In Fishingcreek, on Friday the 28th of April, at the public house of E. Uuaugst, at the Forks. In Orange and Mi. Pleasant, on Saturday the 29ih of April, al the public house of Samuel Everett, in Or angeville. In Hemlock and Montour, on Thursday the 4th of May, at the public house of John Hariman, in Buckhorri. Iu Scott and Centre, on Friday the 5th of May, at the public house of John Grover. in Cen tre In Briarcreek and Berwick, on Satur day the 6;b of May, al Ihe public house of J. I Sibbet, in Berwick. Iu MifHin, on Monday the 8ih cf May. al the public house of John Keller, in Mifflinville. In Mains and Beaver, on Tuesday tbe 9;h ol May, at the public houe of Wm. Slmman, in Maineville. . In Locust and Koariogcreek, on Wednesday and Thursday the 10th and 11th of May, at the public house of John L Hurst, in Slabtown. In Conyngham, on Frit' ay the 1 2th of May, at the public boose of Reuben Wassar, in Conyngham. In Ca'awissa and Franklin, on Saturday the 13th of May, al the public house of Jacob KiMler, in Catawissa township. In Bloom, on Monday the 15th of May, at the Com missioners' Office, in Bioomsburg. Also, al the same times and places ihe State Militia enro'lment, as made in No vember last, will be revised and examined by the Commissioners, and all persons hav ing causes and claims for exemption will attend if they think proper. By order of the Commissioners. R. C FRUIT, Cletk. Commissioners office, ) Bioomsburg, April 5th, 1865. j Cure roa Diptheria. An exchange giTes , the following core for diptheria . A poultice made of the yolk of an egg and fine salt, of a paste-like consistency, lo be put on the throat, 'and kept on thirty minute, unless sooner dry. If a child bs very feaverish the poultice should be repea ted. A wash or gargle should also be pre pared and used of equal parts of fine salt and alum mixed with vinegar. For a very severe case, make a wash for the throat. of blood root, golden seal and pulverised bay berry. We are credibly informed that in every instance where these simple reme dies have been applied, the 6ufTerer has recovered. A Competent Jury. The following para graph is clipped from a Doyleslown, (Pa ) paper, published in 1823 : "The Jury which condemned Lechlerto be hung, iu Lascaster county, drank daring their sittings, which was seven days, only 145 q'uirts of tn'ne, brandy, gin, Sec. Two of them it i said drank nothing the remain-, ing ten must have been competent lo judjie between Lechler and the Commonwealth, at tbe end of lhat time, lhat is, afer drink ing about two quarts and a pint a day eaeht for seven days. They rendered a verdict of guilty, and th9 man was hung." Marking Down the Goods It is said that the elegant Mrs. Rush wife of our Minis ter to England many years since porchas. ed a splendid shawl in the Strand. As sh wended her way homeward, people stop- ped, turned and gazed at her figure as she passed. Not a little pnzz'ed was fehe at the painful notoriety attending her home ward walk, til! she reached her parlor and threw off her cashmere shawl. She then discovered that thft salesman had forgotten to remove the ticket pinired on the article, and which read, ih larje capitals, ''Very chaste aad cheap at 50 !" Cure fob the K:dnet Worm. The fol lowing receip', has in no instance failed lo core hogs of a di&eae very generly fatal, the Kidney Worm. I have had 'hem 60 bad that they would drag iheir loin for a week, and with all the experiments I could try they would die. Three applications of from a half to a tea spoonful of rat bans given ' in an apple or a potato, for three days has always effected a cure. The rats bane should be good, and I say with confidence, there is no injury lo be sustained from its use to swine. The Newburyport (Ma-s.) Herald says that Mr. Garrison this year proposes to dis continue the Liberator newspaper, and will use his influence for the disbanding of ihe American Ami Slavery Society. Why shouldn't he? All the Republican papers now are Liberators'," nnd the Govern ment tself is nothing more nor less than a grand Anti Slavery Society ! Why keep up rival organizations for the same purpose? Garrison's work is done. He has got Lin coln, Seward, aud the war democrats in the harness. Let the old veteran retire on his laurels. A Prominent bachelor politician on Kennebec, remarked to a young lady soapstoue was excellent lo keep the warm in bed. "Yes," said the young lady, who Ihe that lee'. had been an attentive listener, "but some gen tlemen have an improvement on that which you know nothing about." Tho bachelor turned pale and maintained wistful silence. We frequently hear ol our generals cap turing "pieces of artillery." Whai's the use of continually capturing pieces?" sars