- 1 .ii.-i. , m r . - . w THE STAR OF TH.E- NORTH ' acsraei - - ' $2 50 In Advance, j;er An nuns V ; . ; , IK U. JACOUr, Publisher Truth and Right tod aad our Country. VOLUME 16. THE STAR OF THE NORTH -is ' pu blish to ivcry Wednesday by ' '' - AYM II JACOBYj : ' ''mrfiri! on Wain St.! 3rd SanarC beloW Market, TKMS- Two Dollars and Fifty Cents in. advance'.. U urn paid till th end of the Ijear, Three Dollars will be charged. , . .. -Vo subscriptions tanen ior v.... ,uu , t ,h p a m ai m nnnim - iiiiui7i.uiiimiuwii' led Oiitil "I" 'rearage IC f a' - l- . " . 1 he terms of advertising will be as follows: 'One square, eight lines, one lime, Si 00 Kvery subsequent insertion, . d One sqoare. three months, . . . 50 One year, . ., - 10 00 -. .. .For the Star o.7he North. - Tno. : Soldier's Home... Thaf home is' leTi.'that dwelling fair, - Where many a yonth in peace has dwelt; The -many lriend f nrrounding there,...' i.i Wbea called-away, bis absence felt. A fathers eyes in tears have bent As o'er his boy he cast a view, -A mother's tenderf,heart is rent, His Rand she clasps and bid adieu.- . r . k . ; . w - Both father, mother wait his call . And many hours of sadness pas, Yet they, in hope their boy'II not fall, ."Keceive new strength ol heart and mind. But many chiUing winds will blow And moy eyes will look in vain, Before that son's released to co Where war is;not, and peace does reigtt. Many there are who ne'er can see The home they left, the earth they trod, Far in a Sootherr. clime tbey sleep , 'Neath Old Virginia's sandy clod. "Bat 'there V a home beyond the skies , Wbere parents dwell and brothers mee;; A home wb'ich'waf will net deprive Those ol who faltbJul litejill tfeath. . -' TCXBLSR. 'Camp near Meade Station, Va. ' Jan;22d, 1865. J ' 1 ' . . ." k . ;How Much do We Work. Who ever thought cf making.soch a'calcnlation 1 No "b:dy, till anymdusuious Frenchman recent ly 'tovk op the subject; and he has.sei down and made an accurate estimate of the part of our sevetaMives employed about actual labor. He takes hi subject at the age ol 'eventy-lwo. Allowing eight hours on an "veraie, for sltep, that deducts at once .twenty four j ear. For dressii g and on dressih, on rising and going'to bed, waph 1 ihg and shaving half an hour .daily, makes or and a 'half jearj. Then two hours daily iot meals.our.t op six years. Love -i making according to his calculation, will average one hour daily, or three year. For 'society j idling, and amusement,' three hours " more, op to childhood, the accidents and . , ititeat.es of mature age, and like causes, will deduct two hours on an average, mak- ing six years. So that, in conclusion, one hale hearty man of seventy years, has, in .actnot been able to employ jn the posi jtiva occupation ol industry mere than twen- , ty-two and a half years ! - ! On the Mobile and Ohio Railroad, near! ' the Tennessee line, there lived a merchant " . . rw I f ' .who also kept a I'ost otnee, ana oi ar. even ing his store would be full of his customers, ager '.o hear' the .news While reading the paper to them one evening, he came to paragraph as follows "Owing. to the large nomberot emigrants travelling westward, corn will probably command a very high price." One old gentleman at this point interrop- ted him, and wanted to know what emigrant ' meant.-Th merchant stopped reading, and j after stuoying for some lime answered: ( "We 1, my friend, to tell tbe troth, I don't kno w, but I believe they are an animal be tween "pbssom and a coca anyhow they're death on corn !" ' " " " f - 'A Droll story is related or an nonesi otu ; farmer, wdo, ln.attempiing io onvB UOm0 , bull.-got suddenly hoisted over a fence j Becovering himseH, he saw the animal on the other side of the rails,' sawing the air j with his head ana necic, aou paw:ng tub ground. The good old man looked steadily t hirn a moment and exclaimed j "Darn - your apologies, you needn't stand there yon tarnal critier,'bowin and scrapin you did it a purpose.aarn your cur.j p.ciu,.- ' . . i i .':t in t Old Abe' "Fiast." As we have'often given Old Abe's 'Iast" suppose wefavor or readers with one of his first jokes. The , following is said to have occurred long be ; - fore Mr. Linooln had become a man of note. ' Being in the woods hunting one- day, he fell in with a most truculent looking hunter ,..,who immediately took sight on him with a - f ifle. "Hallow !", saya Lincoln, "what are ..you going to dol" - ."See here my friend" aid the hnnter 'fihe lolksin my settlement ftoli me f f Ter?aV. . ,m1? 3,ier lhan 1 twas, then I mast shoot' him ; and' I've at - ..last 'found him, so look out." ' "Well" said ' Ltncolaatter a good hook at the' hunter, 'sbootWay'; for if I'am uglier than you are, I certainly dou' "want to Hire any.' long er.' r General McClellan received one million, efat uuiiuiou .uij l. - dtei and eleven, voted. for President.. , What j an rmv sf "disloyal" voters ' A. , ; . i The Philadelphia Custom 'House has tsen robbed oYzidCQQ ia currency and !-v- ' i BLOOMS FiTTRG. COLUMBIA , The Tnrn of Life. ' ' Berween the years of forty and xy, , man who has properly regulated himself may be considered as iii the prim of life. His matured strength of constitution renders j him almost impervious to the attacks of disease, and experience has giye.i sonnd- , his :nd2ment Hi8 mni ln reR0lute. i ..... - 1 firm, and eaual : all his luncnons are in I , ' . . , ' the highest order ; be assumes the mastery over business ; he boilds np.a competence on the foundation he has formed in early j have ihe senee of touch more fully develo manhood, and passes through a period ot ' ped than those who can see. ' Draff a lew life attended by many gratifications. Hav- j regiment of blind men to feel ihe portion ing gone a year or two past sixty, he ar- j and strentth of the enemy. No exemptions rives at a critical period of existence ; the j granted on (be ground that ihey ''can't see river et death flows before him. aod he re- it." mains at a stand still. But athwart this Blind and lame men might be drafted liver is a viaduct, called The Turn of Life,' together, the blind men to go in battle car which, if crossed in safety, leads to the val- rying the lame on their backs ley of "old age," round which the river Men who have hist or.e or even both ol winds, and hen flows beyond wiihont a j their arm., should no longer be exempt. boat or causeway to effect its. passage. The j Government is prepared to arm any quanti bridge is, however, corrstructed of fragile i ty of men on the shortest possible notice, materials, and it depends opon how it is j Idiots shoaldn't be debarred the privilege trodden whether it bends or break. G ut, j of serving their country in the ranks when apoplexy, and other bad characters are also in the vicinity to waylay the traveler and iiurst him from the pass ; but let him gird op his lions and provide himself with a fitting staff, and he may trudge on in safety wiih perfect composure. To quit metam phor," "The Turn of Life" is a turn either into a prolonged walk, or into the crave. Tbe system and powers having - reacded their utmost expansion, oow begin either to close like flowers, at sunset, or break down at once. One injudicious stimolem, a single fatal . excitement, may it lorce it beyond the strength ; while a careful sup ply of props, and the withdraw! ot al that lends to force a plant, will sustain in beau ty and in vigor until night has entirely set. : Tub Grkat MrTtav. The body is to die; so much is certain. - What lies be yond"? No one who passed the charmed bocodry comes back to tell. The imagina lion visits the realms ot shadows, sent out from the windows in the soul over : life' restless waters, but it wins its way wearily back, with an olive leaf in its beak as a to ken ol emerging life beyond the closely bending horizon. The areat un comes and goes in the Heaven, yet breathes no secret ethereal wilderness ; the crest-ent moon cleaves her mighty passage across the up per deep, biit tosses overboard no message, and displays no signals.. The sentimental stars cha.l nge each other as they walk their nightly rounds, but we catch no syllable of their countersign which gives passasje to the Heavenly camp. Between this and the other life is a great gull fixed, across which neither eye nor foot can travel. The gentle friend, whoseveyes we cloe ir their last sleep long years, died with rapture in her wonder-stricken eyes, a smile ol ineffable joy upon her lips, and hands folded over a triumphant heart, but her lips were past speech and intimated nothing of the vision that enthralled her. Which. is the Lower Animal. I it the 1 cow. or the owner or mat cow which i turned out at night without shelter ; though he can not but know such inhumanity is a pecuniary loss to himsely. Is it the hore or driver who permits the animal while in a form of prespiration, to be exposed to the biting blasts of winter without su much as blanket? II the feelins of kindness and enlightened self-interest have anything to do in lraming an answer, it will be that the cow thus treated i superior to her owner, and the horse thus exposed to his drier, who should be placed between Ihe shafts lor a day to see how he liked the hygieuic ex ercise. , Bear in mind reader, that the brute has feeling, has wants, as well as you; and that for your own sake you can net af ford lo ireal lower animals with cruelty. -A Fable roa the Yocsg. Two springs which i(j9ue(f from ,he 8ame mounlai(i be- h COUfse ,02e,her . one of ,nern lJok hgr way in a f leal and gent!e flowing stream, while the other rushed along. with a noisy and rapid "corient. "Sister," said the latter, "at that rate you move, you will probably be dried op before you advance much farther, whereas, for myself, I shall probably become navigable within two or three hundred furlongs, and after distribu- commerce am, wealh wnerever I flow I shall majestically proceed to pay my trib- ute to the ocean. So farewell, and patient ly submit yourself to" your fate !" Her quiet sister made oo reply ; but calmly de scended to the meadow below, and patient ly proceeded on her way. she increased her strength by numberless li'.tle nils which she collected in her progress, I ill at length she was enabled to rise into a considerable river; while the proud stream who bad the vanity to depend solely upon 'her own sufficiency, continued a shallow brook; and was glad at last, to be helped forward, by throwing herself into tbe arms of her de pised sister. A NeW; COCNTRRFEIT TREASURY NoTE Pittsburg journal report that a tew coun terfeit five-dollar greenback ia in circulation there. 'Ilievery poorly executed, ihe en gravings being qutie'eoarse and -roogb in appearance. . The Goddess of Liberty on ihe left hand, end ol .the note, and the ground work around" the figure 5 oil the ppper rigbt handsomer are very poony eu trraed. and4Dresent a dim "and mixed ap graved, and present a dim and mixed ap pearaoce. , The green on.the baek'i of an indigent shade, and onlike;the genuine. Scggcslions for a Di aft. Since the authorities have discovered that men who are drafted aid are unfit lor soldiers may yet te made in serve their couniry as hospital nurses and various other J capacities, I have reflected deeply upon ibe subject, and am at length enabled to submit the following-suggestions, which the government is at liberty to adopt or re- ject as it please : t . It is a well known fact that blintf men we have so many amongst our generals. Draft all in the lunatic asylum the mad der they get the better they fight. Men who have aged and infirm mother dependent upon them for support, shouhl no longer, be exempt. They rend the old women to the poor lioue most of them do anyhow. Dumb men ought to make th mot ser viceabte aolJiers ; as they can't cry qnar- ler,' their motto must be no "surrender ' ' It U absurd to exempt fat men, they are well calculated to fill up the depleted ra;iks of the army. ll you want to crush the ene my by precipitating upon them large bod ies of troops, let fat men be drafted by all means. Confirmed drunkards have been objected to because they are not so anxious 10 whip the enemy as they are to have ihe enemy treat. A regiment of them armed with rifle wbi-ky, aod sustained bv a battery of de lirium tremens, would do great execution to somebody . ' ' j I have not heretofore favored the idea of ! drafting the other sex, but a bigrade of old maids would certainly be uelul in repnls- : ing the enemy. They are some tunes good in an at'nck. i i By all mean dralt Congressmen. They might do a little good in the army, and j they are of no. possible good where ihey are. Kditors of war newspapers stiould be ! drafted in a body. They hare penned war articles so long they should be ir ernselves penned by, the "Articles of War."' ! Conscript all lawyers their charge wo'd be most disastrous to Ihe enemy. The Fih&t Shot Ever Madk. A British plumber named Watts, retired to bed one niaht as nsuitl, and had a most extraordi nary dream. He, so far as his lancy paints himself, crawled upon a church roof, abou: to solder a delect in it, when b- one of those unaccountable incidents which we take very quietly when they come to us in ; dream, down goes tbe ladle of boiling meiar into a pool in the street below." "Try again," says old honesty ; and he descends ; to get his ladle and his lead. The former is there sure enough, but the latter Is rep- I rented by a myriad ol spheres. With1 real lead material, and his etes wide open, ! he goes through, next morning, the exact process he has seen in his dream, and iu- I aogurates the manufacture of shot: The , story goes oo to tell that the patent he bad t for invention he sold for $10 010 and with j lhat sum he budt, for the embellishment ol her native city, a crescent ol houses, which I mo viu.eii writs iu pome eilOUgil IO cnriS- en "Wait' Falls." A Remarkabe Case Among the inter esting specimens collected in the medical departmect ot Bowdoin College, a: Bruns wick, Maine, is the ossified body ol an in fant child, twenty-seven years old, which haJ never been born, presented to the col lege last spriug, by the late Dr. Prescott, t ot Farmiogton. Dr. P. wa called to its' mother, twenty revert years ago, out was j obliged to leave it unborn, in which condi- j (ion it remained until la-i i-pring, when tLe j mother died, and he made a post-mortem examination and withdrew the la;: us, nuw an ossified body, weighing about six pounds. Within that petiod ol twenty-seven years that lady had become the mother of three children, who are now living. AkTEMcs Ward on the negro Filler Cil tzuns : -I he Alnkan may be our brother. Sevril hily respektable geutl-meo and sura laienten lernaues, tei us so, and tor argy men: sake I tnite be injuced to grant it. though I dotit believe it, myself. But the Alnkan isn't our sister, our wife, and our uncle. He isn't sevril of our cousins, and all onr wile's relashons. He isn't our grandfather and our aunt in the country: Scarcely. And yet nomeris persons would have u think so. It is troo he runs Con gress and severil of her public grocerry's. But we've got the Alnkan, or he's got us. rather,' now, what are we going to do about it 1 He's an orlul' noosance. Praps he isn't to blame for it. Praps he was created (or some wise purpose like Bill Harding and New England rum, but it's, mity bard to see iu At enny stale be'a here and ' it's a pity he couldn't go ort somewhares quietly by by himself, whare he could graterfy bis am bitioa in-rarins wase, without bavin a eter nal'loss ktckl ep about him. COUNTY, PA., WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 1865. "is Jackson Did." Jackson has admirers now in quarter where he'could not have found them wfien living. The abolitionists refer to his tret ment ot the nullification question as a mod el for Lincoln to follow. It is a pity he won't do it; for, while Jackson did, indeed, threaten to use the whole power of the gov ernment to suppress the incipient rebellion, he at the same time '-exhausted all the re sources of statesmanship'' to remove all cause of trouble. "Many," says Colonel Benton, "thought that be ought to relax in his civil measures for allaying discontent while South Carolina held tie attitude of armed defiance to the United States.- But he adhered steadily to bis purpose ; and promoted oy all the means in his power the success of the bills to reduce the rev enue" It was the olive branch and not the sword which saved the Uhiou in- 1832 South Carolina tad just caose for complaint, and J,ickon knew it He did not think it jus tified revolution, but demanded a remedy. That remedy was applied in Mr. Clay's Compromise Measures, which Jackson warmly supported. Mr. Clay said : The difference between the friends and the foes of the Compromise is, that they would, in the enforcing act, send forth alone the flaming sword. Wo wnuld send out that also, hot along with it the olive branch as a messenger of peace. They cry out, the law ! the law the law ! Power ! power ! power! We, too reverence the law and bow to ih supremacy cf, its obl'ga'ions but we are In favor of the law executed in mildness, ad of power tempered with mer cy." Base minds ascribed the patriotic ar dor of Mr. Clay in advocating the Compro mise to a.Tibitio'i "Yes," he exclaimed. "I have ambition ; but it is the ambition cf beinc the humble instrument in the hards of Providence, to reconcile a divided people ; once more to revive concord and harmony in a distracted land the pleasing ambition of contemplat ing the glorious spectacle of a free, united, prosperous ar.d fraternal people !' There has not been a moment within the last two years when Mr. Lincoln could not have secured peace and onion, if he could have been inspired by such a noble am bition. Heroism of a Yocng Cirl. On Friday night last, at Warrentnrg, Mis souri, two men knocked at the door ol an old man by the name of Bedicheck, livins near Columbus, in this county, and de manded admittance. His daughter, a young lady some eih'een years of age, who to gether with her fa'her were the only in mates ol the house, ated what they want ed. They would cive r.o satisfaction, and she, on aoing to the window, saw ih at they were armed with guns. She then told them she would not let them in, but if one of them would sel his gun down she would let him in, at the same time saying to her faih to be prepared for emergencies. After coming in he walked to the fire, refusing to be seated,, asked the old man if there was any one else in the house except himself and daughter, and was told ihre was not. He then walked back and examined the beds in the loom, returned to the fire and says "old man. I have come here to kill you," at the same time iiraiug a revolver Irom his breast. The old man seized the pistol with one hand and threw his other arm around his waist, and beinii a strong man ol his age succeeded in bolJing him while his daughter ran to another part of the houseseized a corn knife, struck him a blow as he thinks on the arm holding the pistol, somewhat disabling il, then fell io work on his bead. In the mean time the old man d'?rgagd himelf, seized a sword cane, which he lortunaiely had. and run the mi-creant throngh three times with it, who, by thi time, was lustily shouting murder, and calling to his friend to let him out; his frie d run around the house to another door and burst it in where he was met by this heroic girl, and receiving a se vere cot, was forced back. She shutting and bolting the door in his lace and putting up a curtain at the window lhat had lell down to prevent his looking in, he then fired some two or three ineffectual shots in to ihe window which being high up, car ried Ihe shots to the joiM above. He then returned to the first door and broke lhat ii, giving his Iriend a chance l escape, which he managed to do, and he being aau met by the girl, backed out, no doubt being ulad to escape wrh what hi had already receiv ed. Next murning it was lound that one of the ruffians had died of hi wounds but a short distance from the house. A Yucno New England mamma, on the important occasion of making her little boy his first pair of colored trousers, coueived the idea thai it would be more economical to make them of ihe same dimensions be hind and before, so that tbey might-be changed about and wear evenly and so she fashioned them. Their effect, when donned by the little victim, was ludicrous in the extreme. Papa, at first sight at the baggy garment, "so learfully and wonder fully made," burst into a roar of laughter, and exclaimed, "Oh, my dear, how could you have the heart to do it 7 Why, the poor little fellow won't know whether be' going to school or coming home." Taopt men have the worse opinion of WHY NOT ENLIST? Why don't I enlist ? Ah, yon see, I have reasons that answer me well ; But there is my neighbor, yonng C, Why he stays no person can tell ! So hearty and rugged and brave. And little to do here, you Know, Ho hasn't a house, nor a field, And there isn't a reason to show. 'Tis true he's a pretty young wife, With a sweet little babe in her arms, Dut shall man riok the nation's dear life, Because a frail woman huh charms 1 Ah, if he comprehend our need, His wife and his babe would be kissed, He wo'ld tear their whi;e arms from his neck And come promptly op and enlist. But I have a farm and a house, And cattle and sheep on the hills, How can 1 tnrn from profit and loss, To think of a sick nation's ilk ? What money I'd loose if I went What chances for traffic and gain ? Then think of the comforts of home, And the camp and the carnage and slain! But there is young Truman Le Loss, Whose mother is widowed and old, And he has but little to do, Since their farm iiy the Sheri.7 a sold, If he shomhl enlit?and net sol. As many a one ha betore. His mother could come on the town. Or ak alms at the -wealfiy tnan' door. 'Tis shameful that such fellows a he Should turn a deaf ear to the call, That some should be slain by the fire Cannot be the fortune of all ! If 1 only stood in his shoes, With no fortune or kin to pro ect, If I faltered to shoulJer my gun, I ougtu to be shot lor neglect. I am ready 10 cheer the olJ flag. And toa up my cap in ihe air So long as it costs not a cent, By the Union I'm ready jo swear ! Let ihe blood ol the nation flow out Like a river to vanquish the foe, (.et each father and brother turn out, (But the Doctor says I cannot go !) A Card from Lient. Gut. Jacob, of Erntoekj. Washington, Jan. 19. .To the editor of Ike World : I find the following in the Globe : "The Washington correspondent of the (f'o'ld says Lieotenent Governor Jacob, of Kentucky, who returns Irom Richmond with Mr. Blair, predicts '.hat there will be a ces sation of hostilities within two months, and a proposal of peace upon some terms of re union from the Confederate government to ours " Your correspondent has been mis informed : I never used snnh language nor, the reverse, that I have heard as attributed to me, "that the rebellion could not be crushed." I will not attempt at this time to state what t believe at larze. At the proper time over my own signature. I may give my impreiots. I da not wish to be accountable otherwise I have two reasons lor this. Firs', that erroneous opinions, wi'hout being corrected, might prove detri mental to the public interests. Second'y, lhat I do not wish to do injustice to a brave, determined people, who, when base men in my own eovernment, notwithstandinar that I had fought and bled in defense of my flag and the unity of rny country, had me kidnapned and forced within their line-, treated me with disiingui-hed respect and kindness. Nor did I accept their hospitality with a lie upon my lips, that I was not a Union man. I never pushed rny opinions ; nor did I deny my principles when, inci dentally, the conversation would lake that direction, ind I was applauded for my can dor. 1 shall ever feel gratelul for their kind. I ness. A lew words more. Thee people are learlully in earnest; they are not suff ering lor the nece-aries ol lite; they be lieve thai they have nothing to hope from the present policy of Mr Lincoln, and lhat j to fiht is io gain Unless the present pol icy is materially changed, I predict a long, bloody, and fearful war, lo which the pal is but child's play. With statesman hip and patriotism under Grid's blfcssmir, we may yet resore lhat which is dear to every patriot.' heart, the unity and happiness of the American people. Very respeifully, Kichaud T. Jaccb. Decidedly Cool. A lady, who had a some what Bacchana lian spouse . resolved to frighten him into temperance. She therefore engaged a watchman , for a stipulated reward, .to car ry "Philander" lo the watch-house, while yet in a state ol insensibility, and to fright en him a title when he recovered. In co.i sequence of this arrangement, he woke op about eleven o'clock, and lound himself on his elbow. He looked around until his eyes rested on a man sitting by a stove and moking a cigar. Where am I V asked Philander. "In a medical college," said the cigar smoker. What a doing there ?" "Going lo be cut up ?" "Cut up how comes that 1" "Why, you died ye-terday. while drunk, r.nd we have bought your carcass anyhow from your wife, who bad a right to sell it, for it's all the good she could ever make out of you. If you are not derd, it's no lault ol Ihe doctors ; and they'll cot yoa op, dead or alive." "Yon will do it, eh 1" arked ihe old sot. "To be sore we will now immediate ly," was the resolute answer. Polities in the Chorea.. Rev. Mr. Sleek, pastor of a Lutheran Church at Dayton, Ohio, was snmmoned before the Council of the Chnrch, on the I8th day of November last, and the follow ing charges were preferred against him as a cause for his removal from the pastorate ol the Church : 1. He preached the funeral sermon of a Democrat who had been killed by violence. 2. He went on a visit to Pennsylvania, about the time of the October election o 1863, and did not hurry back in time to vote, according lo the wishes of the Coun cil.' 3. He voted for McClellan, contrary to the expectations of Ihe Council that they had been led to believe thai be was a "Un ion" man. 4. That while there were no objection to his preac-bmg and prayers on .days of na tional prayer and fasting,' that ihey were bu.-Ii as none but a good Union man could deliver yet in voting as he bad done, he was inconsistent with himself. 5. That Christians were not found voting as he did , 6. He had been seen at a Democratic mee ing, listening to a man speaking. 7. He was seen at 'he Democratic Head quarters on the evening after the election, listening! to the news. H Tr.dt his intimate associates were Dem ocrats. , 9. That he preached a sermon on Cong'e ational Peace. 10. That he ought not to have voted with the Democratic party, beci'ie they were enemies lo Christianity. 11. That McClellan was a traitor, and by voting for him, he (the pastor) would be regarded in the same light. The above in a true copy of the charges alleged against the Rev. Mr. Steck, and are lying before us and can be seen and read by any one else Was ever fanaticism and bigotry carried to a greater pitch ? In the whole eleven charges, there is nothing whatever bot a direct attempt to interfere with the rights of conscience, and the solemn convictions or the minister. He had never preached politics. They admit that. His sermons and prayers were unexceptionable, and it was therefore a deposition to tyrannize over tbe mind of man, lhat gave motive to Ihis outrageous aflVir. The minister left the Church, and with him many members, who ren'ed a Hall, which iscrowded with hearers, and the new organization already outstrips ths old one. "Whom the gorl mean to destroy they first make rn ad." Fills Ci'y (Ar. ) Ilegistet losketterj. Bf JOSH BILLINGS. I da consider musketeers ' The pes-ky of all God's cretnrs. I have finally ketched it. I have bin like a lam, led to the slacter, and had mi bind sucked out ov me as tho it was onla swete sider, and belonged to sumbody elsn. I am a man ov peace, but low, and behold4! There ain't a piece in me but it is bit, and puckered, and lore. When musketeers whisper in yore ear, The devil's angels are huvering nere. I retired last nite to restat the usual time, On the left side nv me, and about 2 feet ad jacent, la my wife. I dropt to sleep az a snow flake doz the buzzum uv a Silvery lake. ( I bev a faint idee that this last sen tence lor luvliness kn be be beet bandy.) I dreame 1 a good sized hot dream. It felt like the breath ov a Kanada thissul, Around mi hed a thing to whissel. Suddenly I awoke. Tbe room wos full ov yell and screems responsiv. I dasht wildly across the room. I lit a lite. I harked one ov mi most reliable. All wuz still still as crow's nest in dead of winter I gazed a caze as i ho I wuz trying to thred the rong end ov a kambrick neadle. Awa in the distance, solitare. alone, k!oe up to the ceiling, chaw in his cud, sot a linle gray enss. I dipt a core towel into a basin of water and rung it out. I krept up under the little gray cuss 1 tck ame and fired, And hit the srot Yiiere tbe I n::o gray cuss bad sot. Awl wuz still aain. I onli: Ihe kindle nd sought mi couch. Islept agin, only as the virtuous kan sleep At 'be very lime that Geti Butler was before the war Committee on the Conduct ihe War, at Washington, testifying that Fort Fisher could no: be taken, Gen. Terry's heroes were placing ihe Stars and Stripe above ehat stronghold. Thus was the wind taken out of our inflated humbug. New Jersey is the only Democratic state in the North and is the oi.ly one that is out fo debt and has a cash balance in the Trea bury. Glorious little Jersey ! Wht cannot the men who vote for the war be induced to go to the war. Ihey can end it, if they" will ; lor whether ihey kill or get killed, ihe result is the same. We tell them frankly that we shall not go, and we don't know ot any Democrat who intend to do-so Then, let the men who have laid out thi work, take hold and do it. Mm chtiter (N. II ) Union. A Fike Fellow. The man who adver tises in our paper ; the man who -never re fuses to lend yoa money ; and the fellow who is courting your sister. NUMBER .16 Return of Mr. Blair Nothing .Accomplished Toward Imme diate Peace What the South is fighting Prr, and on What Terms It Will Stop Fighting. From the Richmond Enquirer, January 8i. ; . The second mission of Hou. F.P. Blair to Ricamond is eDded, by the return of that gentleman to Washington yesterdaj morning. That nothing Las been accom plished towards' an immediate peace. we feel ju-tied in assuring our readers. The enemy are willing to permit us to dictate our own terms, provided only we will not dissolve the Union. Any guarantee for slavery, any constitutional provision for its protection and extension, full compen sation in greenbacks for all the ntgroes that have been carried off during the war, anything, everything that we can ask or think will be freely granted, if only we will consent to reunite with them. These may not have been exactly Mr. Blair's terms, but tbey embrace the eubstance of h's niistion, and do not in the least ex aggerate the extremity to which the ene my are willing to concede us if we will only return to tho Union. But these terms cannot purchase our liberty. ' We are not fighting for slavery, neither its protection nor extension. We are will ing to give up slavery for oht liberty. We intend to be independent and free,ortobe exterminated. The enemy will under stand the earnestness of our people in due time. As yet they do not fully know us ; b-U they are learning fast. Ve are seek ing a place among the nations of earth, believing it to be a right secured to us by our forefathers. Slavery has nothing whatever to do with this war. We will sweep the institution from before us the moment it stands in the way of the ac complishment of our liberty,' The enemy might as well abandon the .effort to bribe us with protection for slavery out of our liberty. We admit that there are few recreant wretches in these states who would sell their liberty for their negroes but our word for it, they are few and ut terly contemptible. Resolutions may be introduced into the Virginia legislature looking to reconstruction, but they will be rejected with a unanimity which will for ever damn the wretched traitor that has thm sought to bring shame and disgrace upon the fair name of the state. When they make their appearance it will be time enough to speak of their authors and abet ters in their treasonable work. They will be found to be men of no earthly influence ; . men who have maintained their places ia the Legislature because the army had ta ken into its ranks all the men fit for such places. Those who would now entertain propositions of reconstruction and remain with murders of our eons and brothers,the violators of our women, the wretches who have burned our bouses and desolated our titlda, are either already purchased up or have fixed their own price upon their trea son, and are satisfied they will obtain it. It would be most mortifiying to see anv such resolutions introduced, and we do most earnestly hope that good sense may prevent their being offered. The second mission of Mr. Blair is the best evidence that we can desire that our people have only to be true to themselves and they will eventually secure their freedom. When Mr. Lincoln is willing to give up his love for freeing negroes, and when he and hie people are willing te give constitutional guarantee for the protection of slavery,and even to repeal all laws prohibiting it intro duction into the ftee states, to pay for all stolen negroes, there can be no better evi- dence that the enemy are beginning to un derstand that the job is too big. Stand firm now. We have gone through th ul v tw ltrns faith ful to our cause as were the sons and bro thers we cow mourn, and we shall soon rejoice in the enjoyment of our liberty and independencs. There is a compromise that yet may open the way to peace.; It baa been suggested that the United States will acknowledge nur independence, provi ded a treaty of commerce and a league offensive and defensive for the application of the Monroe doctrine to all the stated of North America can bo agreed upon. When that proposition is made, it will be time enough to dbcuss if In the mean time our readers may as well revolve the subject in their minds, for it is not im probable that it may become a living, tan gible proposition before many months. g&" In the House on Monday a resolu tion was offered thanking the President for removing Gen. Butler from command. It was tabled by a vote of yeas 97 nay a 43. It is no wonder a curse rests on the land when so many of its chief priests bow down and worship 4the beast." iSF The Dayton Empire geta off tbe following on what it considera BrjTLxa' present and future residence : ''General Butler'a present residence I Lowell -bis future residence will Lw-