'8- - ""Aat ,mm',,m m g 1 iBMiijiuu II I .. Jill 1 ,11 L lllll MMMrilwaMaMMMgMBBW Mlllll Troth and flight Gail acd our r&Ufctry. Two Dollas per Vtintin. l3LOblSBURG. COLUMBIA COUNTY; PA., WEDNESDAY APRIL 20, 18(54. NUMBER 215. eitiilti ijxor n'oiiEx I ' NO ffUM BUG, fciitenlCNTtRELY NEW Thir,g. -Culy three rnonib in this couitery. No clap-trap operatiou to -gv1 "the public, tul a gt-noirje mdfftey-hikVing ibing ! Read the "Circn ar of instruction oace CRly, and you will understand 'it ptfrfectr. - A Lady ta jnst written to me that i-'he is making a high as TWENTY I&llX&S SOm'E )AYs1 frying inWucuona m this art. thousand ot Soldier arrev making money tapidly at it. hi a ib'mjr thalUices betreft Shan anjthta? ever -'rfffe'red. Yoa ctrft Tnske money wirh ft ho me or abroad on team boats or railroad car, and in the country or city. You will $e pleased in "pursuing it,-not oury beca'ftftft wrfl 'yTe'ld a haudvme -iiKromeoi "also in cotise 'bnsnee of the general admlialicn Vbich it elicits. !i is pretty much afl profit. A enwre trifle is neces.arv to t'ar't'wfth. Thereia scarce f oiA pe'raon oat of :thou8nd-s -wbd ever pays any attention to advertrsemeun of this kSml,, 1h initios they ere humbug. . ConseaetiVty those woo ds aetfd for inirucfrcftts riH fiare a broad field to make money 'n. There is a cla.s Ht perttonii in tbia worli who would think haj - because liter fca-ve been humbneJ out ol a tloXvrxtt o, that ever)thing that i adyeriisei is a humbug.' . Coueuwi!y Uetrj no more. The person who euc-i-ed ia the one lhl keejw on trying orAlil 'tie tiits noiiieihiag that payshiin. - Thiar cot me" on " thonsaiiJ VjoaVi, nd T expect lo make tnotvey out of it and rll'who parchae Ibe art of Tan will do the mi.' One Dollar fent to -iae tiil insure he prompt remm'of a c"rj of iitiiiravlvcnti 4ri in kri' -TTie many itciX' It - r&w'n'ii to ?Aoi not talisud. " . .AreM; rW ALTER T.'TlSt.E Y, , . : ' :.. ' No." Park. I'laceew Vbrk. ' 'Oct. -2 IrlS 63. Sm. v - - - s " - - - - - - f .IMTORTANIT TO LADIES. Tr. Har '"ey' 'FemtW Pill hae never J oi failed in -?rtoVmg ditTicul rei arifirg from obMruc "ion, or Moppage of tiatlre. or in reMorln the gyifem ra perfect health when faflMi irg" from 4iia4-aeelioat,proUpa, Uteri, 'xhe'VHfeijj pr otlrer wrakue8 of the uter , iue brsa'-is. ' Tl pJfi axe perfectly harm 1sa on -e rcfr.u:,uROH, and may ba taken ?tj ilie'ttoVt iJelicate female without caus ing dii(&ih4 sifoe tina they act like a 5cUarrn Vy stTB'crgi'heasuji, : kmyoraiing and Yenrn'mg (lie jytem to a healthy condition nd y'-!Mtlirlrg "tm lbs biy period s with 'fej;afaii"', uo "sstteT from ht cu ithe obrtrucutfs Wa ane. Tbef ,hould however, A'flre talceu dring the first three .br ftmr'nionihii of pregnancy, though .af ' any cter time, mwarriagr waaid be Vlie reuli. , , jEa'ch box contains 6Q pi'.U. Price S I. Dr. t1a'rVeyrs Tre;.lie on dise5eof Fe tnale'a, c'regnancy, m?iiiVr';a-;e, KarrenneR terility, RiVod'uciioti, and abuses of N fore,au1 empnatTcally the ladies' Private -Meffca! Adire'r, a pamptifet of Si pae ent fiee to any adUreis. i cenu re paired to y postage. - The iM r And b'dolt 'will be sent by ma""!! when dHfJ, fle(rt!Tely sealed, and prepaid ty ). BRYAN, M.' b. Ueri'atal Ag't. No. ti Cedar Mret, New York. C$dld by all the priufcipal druggists.. . ' Not. 25, iS63 ly; " - BELL'S SPECiFlb PILf Varra:ed in al!-ase9. Can be relied en! Never fai ; ip'c ore ! D1 not- hauseate i Are speedy .in actibn ! , No change of diet n quired I Do not interfere with bdsittej-S; purtuits ! Can be nued without detection ! Upward of 200 core the past nioiithone of them Tery eeverei cases. Over one fctlndfed phy sicians kafe ued them iH ifiatr practice, nd all speak well of theirefiicaey, ancl ap- pioire their compesttioo, which i entirely - Yagetable, tld Kirrrjl8a ori tha system Hundreds of ceH ideates can be shown. t " Bell's Specific Pill? are the original and only genuine Specific Pill. (They are i adapted for male' and ie(fiafe,6ld or young, T anJ the o&ly reliable remedy for effecting ? a permament aud sedy core in' all cases Spermatorrhea) cr Seoliaai, Weakness, with all its train of tj'ils, each as Urethral and Vaginal Discharges, the whites, nightly or lorolantary Emissions, locontintnceGeni lal Debility .and Irritability Impotence t -Weakness or Joss of Power, nervoil De- bility, , all ofwhlcb arine principally ' Irom .Sexuel .Excesses. or self-abuse, o" - tome cotJstitutioHal derangement, and n . eapaciuies the sufferer from fulfilling the 1 duties of married life. ' In all "sexual dls ' eae.es, Gonorrtiea, Gleet and Strictures and r in Dea$es of the Bladder and Kidnejs, they act as n charm I Relief is experi enced by taki ng a single box. , . Sold by all the principal druggists. Price "i:.. ' . -. - - ' i u---They will be ent by mail, securely seal ed, anil confidentially, on receipt ot the raocey.by ; J. BRYAN; M. D. : ", -:No;7iS Cedar street, New York, Cnnsaltina Pljysic'ans for the. treatment ; of " Seminal, Urinary, Sexual," and Neryoun Dissases, who will send, free to all, the r foliowiug valuable, work,; in sealed Jen- f reiore : " '...? - " THE FIFTIETH THOUSAND-DR. ' FELL'S, TREATISE pa sell-abose, Prema tura decay, impotence and loss of power, ifiiiji dieases, seminal weakness, nightly euiiiiot:s, genii! debility 4:c a psn!p!i!st cf 61 paes, couuinmg iinpor- it3t,;fr !vicf to tb.9..;3icted, .and which sfcodi be te&d by eTery ssfTerer,: the inesn3 c! cvtre in tbe ereres stajes is r.'ur'y feet fonh. Two staraps required to fvblisbkd VxrV VsDairsiY ar JACUBV, -fjff? on Main St., rd Square beirw Msrket. TEKMS: Two Dollars pr annum llpaid Witlii n six months from the time of subscri bing: two doflaT8 and fifty cents if not paid 'wrtb-in the year; No subscription taken for a lees -period, than six mouths; no discern tinaafnee permitted until all arrearages afe paid, unless at the option of the editor. Tftt'ffmi of advertising will It a$ oIIoum : One square, twelve lines, three times, St 00 Every subsequent insertion, .25 One sqoare, three months, . .... . 3 00 Onq year, ,. . .. . . . . . -. . ... 8 00 MkMsiMBMHBaaaaaHBaWBaMHaWMHBBaM tov arjsiSGS. - . BT. HOWARD WIRT. 'Twas when the mystic spirit, night Had spread its gem-clad veil, While thousand brilliant, bright-dyed orbs Twined round its azure mail. , Beneath a Vine-clad arbor's shads - I fondlj sought repose . From eanh andcares'stnmaltous threbs ' From earth and earth fight's woes. ' thought that 1 foT weary years . Had toileJ loV daiiling fame Ia'd toiled far tip the giddy height's ; Ol ecioucVs cloud-capped fame. ot theire was n iny weary soqI . A sad, a strange unrest !- A secret threbbiug of my heart 1 From eut tny toil worn breast. . - " And then beneath fair Luna's rays, - And fceaven's aznre dome-' ' Vhicb parkted with ten thousand gems - bf heavens eternal throne ! ' . I thought, fair one,' of thee," whose eyes. ' Outohine the evening star. -Which guides into the opening port The toiled tossed mariner. Thus eoid thy smites be turned oa me,. Forget were all my care, Intent to gaze. upon thy face," - And find 'a "'sesame' there. . . . TUB TBCtD T0L8; L ISCd LXSII OA ESI YASD VAPACtl Y. a TcaaisLK phillipic idiiKsr Lincoln. ( i FHlMONT OHCAN. :t,Fiom the New York New Nation ) We all recoil ect that' worthy citizen of Athens who banished Aristides solely be cause it annoyed turn to hear the epithet, 'the Just," constantly, coupled with - his name. We have all . been struck by this Strang a spec men of political liberty, and by the lack of judgement in the application It w;i not because this tin3urt notoriety given to the name of a citizen of the repub lic might alter a time, prove dangerotii, nor because the epithet of "Jasl" was question able, that the worthy citizen dl Greece ban ished Aristides." He woald not even discuss the matter, the epithet annoyed hira, and. thai was enough to ostracise its unfortunate tearer. lo this we see an excess bl liberty and a lack of political education. Now, we are annoyed and irritated ai hearing the words Abraham Lincoln arid honesty always coupled together ; but baihg more generous than the excellent Athenian citizen aforesaid, we propose, before estra ciziag hoi s) t Abe' horn the White House, to consider his riLt io the surname of "Hon est 1" To call one man honest but of a pop ulation of -thir y millions, is not so ranch a compliment to hint- as a satire upon all the rest. Let us look into his honesty and capability. After three years of patient silence we have a rigrit, and moreover it is our doty, Mr. Lincoln, to . examine your acts and show iherb' to the nation. You eommenced by confiding the fate of our cause, the honor of our' arms, and the lives of out sons to men having no higher claim to such trust than a bof t of voters at their command, whose support you coveted in order . to ad'vance the wslfare ol the nation. We have allowed you to further your political and personal interests,' and to trans form into heroes men whose inefficiency baa swallowed up thousands of lives and millions of treasure, so that you might be able to dazzle the eyes of the people with victories far more., than ' reaL We have permitted yon to sacrifice, .tried patriots, whose popularity alarmed you, and whose energy disappointed your calculations. We have allowed you to deceive the peo pie i.ws have let you transform disgraceful defeats inio vietories ; and even we made no outcfy when you were reduced to beg exoneration for aets which have eternally disgraced the honor of oar arris. You have been unable either to foresee or forestall anything. What has become of the nation's enthusiasm T What ha ve you done with the immense resources, unprecedented in history,' that the nation has lavithlv giveu yon ? '-"' "' ' ";i '"" ' - ' t Yoa are now appealing to" conscription, and wa'will not enter into discussion of the principle itself, but we will tell jou that yoa should have foretean that the day mast come whan yoa would need these' men, and that yoa were to blame in not ealliog for than; when the pop.e's enthusiasm, was first arccied, whea thtj, eertaiaty would cot have been - refused : yoa. ' Yoa are to blame, inasmuch as thro' your - incapacity tad prs'sl . eehemee, T Ihe . cedWiKj ' f such an appeal bat become, a qtestioa of $z(,9j. Yoa are ta blacta for da piiTisj k qI lh tervke of men whese pep clarity suraulatsd tiat"eaiii;ska.' ' ' . You have told the country that' both the fn tire lace of so m'Uch incapati!ity and rebellion and slavery were dead ; you have corruption, arriotistn alone has ktrpt vs ei told the people that the forces of the .rebels lent. , Each tfme that a fresh deleat 'or a were reduced toy desertions, and that they , fresh 'Concession to foreitn powers bronght Could'net "be recruited, fed, nor clothed ; an indignant exclamation; to out lips, we and yet yoa are forced to act on the da fen aive, being threatened at all points. Whenever yoa have directed the, act ion of our troops they have beers uniformly un- j successful.; you liare perpetually onered us the wretched spectacle of splendid re sources and excellent chances of success sacrificed to incapacity; The only success which yea came near attaining, but the credit of which we intend to take from you, i due to the incredible imaginativeness that you have displayed in describing facts. Changes of base, masterly retreat, aud re connoiance have succeeded each other with a rapidity worthy ot the greatest show man of modern litres. The immense variety of circumstance is only equalled by the identity of the results. We have : Sherman's reconnoissance. Smith's Tecon no Uauc'e. , Thomas' lecounoissance. Kilpatrick's recounoissaoce. Custer's recbnnoissatice. Seymour's reconnoissance. i 1 1 in ore's CbarlrslonrecorjRoissance. : The result is every where the lame, ri diculous aud 'disastrous. The sole cou cession we can make to -your honesty is that you have improved upon thechange ot base in 1862 ; yoa destroy fewer tutdiers and burn less of the nation's property. - How is it that after three years ol incom parable victories, according to Halleck's facetious expression, "unpreeedeiited in the military histoty of nations," you ate still pondering how to .preserve the national Capitol and your bases of operation ? . . - Is it a reward for such success, for the acMevement of snch results, lb yott now ask the nation to pass a vote of confidence iand re-elect ypu for another, aud perhaps another Term ? Ia your inaugural address you gave a very striking inspiration of your peculiar honesty by pledging yourself, in accordance with the well-known principles toT the par ty which had elected you, uot to verve anoth er term ; you said this in a man net WtiVch none ef yoor supporters then tinderstond but your words were evidently designed to bear a double meaning, to that, if .you should find the sweet 'ot office more 8u licing than yoa possibly anticipated, you might change your purpose without seem ing to violate your promise. Candid people will see an this a great deal more evidence of cunning than of honesty. The whole troth is this i you. are leading the nation quiedy lo destruction by deceiv ing the people an to the dangers which threaten it. la the first part ot the cam paign of 1862 yoa gained advantages which yoa were unable lo utilize or even to retain in 1863. " ' You sacrificed the entire west for the cap ture of Vickshnrg, and then, yoa proclaim to the feur winds that the Mississippi is free, while not a single steamboat can nav igate it without being attacked or perhaps burued, and withoot every passenger hav ing the fear of death or captivity before his eyes. To serve the ends of your cause, yoa have made a hero out of a man upon whom you have lavished everything, who hau every obstacle removed from his path, and who was promptly furnished With reinlorce- ' roents aud supplies, .wh.le Rosencrants j could get none ; and who has scarcely been' able to hold, with the immense resonrces at his command, the groand Which his prde- ceesor gained in spite ol yoa by his tal ents Yoa have offered us the distressing spec tacie 01 me saennce 01 merit to caprice ana . nvrkoiinl nnliiifal inlnrAiU m tui lhia a re i r-.... j public, ia ihe name and under the plea of; popular sovereignty. And to cap the climax, yoo are obliged to hear definitions like this : Ao uncondi tional loyal man is one who, although not satisfied with the measures taken by tbe government, approves them all and. gives them his constant support. I It seems almost incredible. Are we ia Constantinople, in Si. Petersburg, in Rome or in Paris ? Are we the decendenls of those proud Saxons who' refused ,0 suc cumb to any yoke, or tbe illegitimate off spring of cardinals seeking lo-secure for tune aod greatness by a perpetual worship 1 Are we really the descendants of those prin ciples ot Lather and Calvin, who rather than subject their reason to an authority that they despised, preferred to, expatriate themselves to those shores, where, through tbe agency of liberty, they founded our na tional greatness which yoa are now striving to drown in a sea of cowardice aod adula tion, corruption and incompetency f Were our ancestors lo visit the earth, they Urduld -cVrtaiuly be surprised to see that, eighty years after tbe revolution which gave life and liberty to the nation, the Lincoln, ptfty could find no, other definition of loyalty than a blind submission to the decrees ol a government. . Bui we Lave exercised this blind and mate sabtaisvioa during three years i dot ing three years we bare kept silent and 'what was more generous than silence ! ! 'Some trot radical patriots said not long since, "We have lost all confidence in Fro moot. What baa be said ot done for a year pastl" ;' ' t. What could he do ! What esftld he say ? He baa done for yod what Betler and Sigel have done; what we all have done; he Las been charitable enOBgSx to keep silence aad thai il BOfa lhaa ha should have dene. "resrrairted its utterance.- And yet has much grief, and love, and -aiimiratioft, accom panied each hecatomb of these onknown . "heroes, martyrs to their "cotritry, who have t fallen, through the incompetency and cold and insatiable ambition of the men ' whose mission it was to lead our sons to victory, but who being blinded by political consid erations for their - personal advancement, lad them 'orVlf to a profitless -death. And yoa have not displaced more-talent nr energy abroad. Napolean has trampled upon the wrights of a friendly republic ; he has insolently notified us of a blockade of the Mexican coast, and thrown the Mon roe doctrine in our face. . . . We ak, then, who is master now in America, he who lays down the law. ot he who submits to the same V I It Napoleon ll!,tr the successor of Washiugton ? tJod alone, by-beslewin'g upon the coun try inexhauMable wealth, and that ardent patriotism which makes every soldier a he ro, have saved the 'country from the ruin into which our sel6shnes would plunge it. This ia the secret of the difference between your currency and. that of the South. - We have- been Imposed upon long enough. The ruin which yoa' have Veen unable to accomplish in four yeats, tvonld certainly tre fully -ccmsum mated were you to remain in prNre'r four years longer. Your military governors and provost marshals override the laws, and the echo of the arm ed heel rings forth as clearly now as in France or Austria. Yoa have errcroach'ed upon our liberty without securing victory, aitdwa must have both. You have dishonored us abroad by sham e- less misrepresentations as to our true "condi- independence. The sooner T5ur people un tW. Places titi wi rnnr.,rin i!R- nr. derstand this the better. - ------ w-wwvw-iwwwaswi now again in the hands of the rebels, and Uod knows whether your arrangements for the approaching campaign are adequate Correptrori las entered into every depart rtrent of your administration, rsndering it a vsr Augean stable, which needs a Heres ies as your successor. Il is Urate for the light " it .Kin. frkrfl K flnrl fnV lti IvmK t r fll . v. nuA. - a Ih.l all a.mAava Ml-.Mf 1 7 ma'A lDCI, mv ,ua Hit .1 ll . I O waniwitf, mil MUCH . re patriots, who look for enlhmtf further than tha ad. her than vaprremeut f tmit cbonty . atrd of liberty 0 may tally in one om pact body around the great principle of liberalism, and form a ; u .... 7- ; fiber.! party really worthy of the nam.- An incident etcurred at Cir Point, on the te? y B,ep. A. the woW came neaer he Such a man can only save the country. ' departure for Richmond of a lot of prisoner. , htn, square upon the head wh a Away with all th impostor, who have lhat came up nearly two week. .,0, that , hen .th , an angry 'ydp wolf sprartg invade J the temple of liberty, and turned recorded. One ol the ; to the thicket, and set up a long and dts it into a vote toarket. Let there be an end prisoners, a color bearer, when about to be mal howl The boy lutened .0 hear if there of this farce of uncocditional loyalty, which is only fit to secure the votes of those fools, who, instead of delving to the toot uf the matter, blindly believe all the interested ar ticles published by journals that are paid to applaud and submit, whether right or wrong." ; ' ...... j Mr Lincoln's , honesty is pf strange de scription. It consists in nearly raining the country and in disregarding its interests in order to make sore of power for four years j longer. To our eyes, the man who has de- prived his country of the service ol some ! of its best citizens, who has been unable . to make any better use of the Incredible re sources confided to hira, and who, after ag- itating so many public questions without aolving one of them, disregards his own utter Incapacity, is, of all the citizens of the United States, the least honest and the j most dangerous. But even if President Lincoln wete the honest matt lhat bis paid organs represent sim loba. how dangerous would his re-elec ( ,-,oa proVB lo th. l.berties of the people, n .1 . . : .: i i uuuoi cAiBiing tnvuiuiiiutri, snrroHnueu j a be is, with the military influences that be has at his back ! Let us remember tbe j teachings of history, and the instances of feigned or real imbecility, all of which have resulted in despotism. Sixtns V., the half stupid monk ia his cell, and Napoleon III, the sottish debauch, belonging to the same school. The men who have to endure them, elected tbera as unimportant individuals, whose election would give lime for reflec tion and consideration , it will soon be six teen ) ears that France has . reflected aud pondered over her lost liberty. Fearing the unknown, and shrinking from tbe perturba tions Incidental to change, they have had despotism and ruin, which ale leading them inevitably to the most terrible of all the rev elations that history has hitherto recorded. How to Kttow a doosc "Mother ! mother !" cried young rook, returning hor riedly from its flight, "I'm ao frightened; Pre seen such a eight !" What sight my son !" asked the bid rook.' ; "Oh, white creatures screaming and running' and straining , their necks, and holding their heads ever $0 high See mother, there they, go I"; , ? - MGeese, ray son merely geese,", calm ly replied the parent bird, looking over the coramdd. Through life, -child, oUsve that when yoa meet with any tme who makes a great fua abdut himself, and tries to lift his head higher than "the rest of the world, yoa may set htm down at tfnes as a goose. Gtfr.', McCttLUe-HTe will give ' ear readers a single sentence itotA a private let ter written by a soldier ia the Array ef the Potomac. '7l tD I'raost unanimous and anxious prayer of lhia emir army, that General MeC&llan taay be Bccsioat far the Preaideeey by the Democratic piftj." 'Prom Richmond.' Richmond, March 23, 1864. The heaviest snow norm of two Winters, it is p'resMmed, did net slight Petersburg yesterday and last a'ight. The average depth is about twelve inches, nd some affirm that it is deeper. To day was - ushered in with a 'cloudless sky and a merry Tinging ol sleigh bells, the latter pastime at he tune of S20 per "hour to those who indulged 'in it. The Toads ot Northern Virginia, always cot up by tire hundreds of wagons on the move, "Will be in a horrible condition for sometime to come, and give a truce to any intention of activity on the part of the enemy.' It seems to tie a settled fact that "Uncondi tional Surrender" Grant is to try his lack with Gen Lee in a pitched battle. It is needless toaay that the veterans on our si. e desire to 'Come into immediate contact with the boasted ' hero of Vicksburg," The Yankee papers evidently Yegard him as a forlorn hope, on whoseeuccess depends onr subjugation or indepehdance. The New York Herald, referring to bis Installation in Vis new o'fice, catididTy admits that if the rebellion is not crushed by this summer, it will never be. All of them spealc with flat tering "despondency to ua of their prospects affd appear to regard the coming campaign as the "ct'ims. The Examiner of this morn ing contained a very sensible and able edi torial ra the so called "Peace Party of the North.'' There is no such wordas peace in the vocabulary of any party ' there, in the sence in which we understand and ac cept it. What peace is to them, means war to us. The Peace party mean by that terra reconstruction of the old Union,' and a re turn of the seceded States to their 'alle giance.' The peace we are fighting for (and we have been peace: men always) means nothing more or lets than vrertial separation from Yankeedera as a basis ot I as . . ' 'i fl. : Vf. a 1 I . .. 1 learn iromui cxenango ourean iuai & btooosiiion ha been made to the "Yankee Assistant Comissionerot Exchange," which, il accepted, will result ir. a brief limein rid- ding oa ol all the Yankee prisoners ia Vir ginia. In acceptance U somewhat detibt- '. fat, as the enemy may wish lo retain 'some : .man for nnv nnarn.rii.l rat lit irt J r .'. ' fj uut ill w ll lut mi J UIIVAQVKU lotaiiiatui j emerEencv. Although Beast Butler has oot ' " " been recognized in this natter, it is believ- I- ' ! ed that ha is the promptor and manager, , L captured, concealed his coliors on bis per- son and kept them so during his whole term of imprisonment. When the Rag of truce boat moved vS ItomCity Point up tho rtver, he drew forth the flag and unlurled it defiantly In the sight of the Yankees, and to the astonishment of his companions, who hid been in ignorance of il U'ltil then. This uoiewerihy incident actually ctcuVred but has oever been mentioned ; and I re gret lhat I have been unable to learn either the name of the faithful atanda'rd-bearer or tha name of h:s regiment Soth episodes i f the war should not be omitted when its his toty is made up, I ,,.ulc cnnSe occurred in prices or fi,anci1 matter since my last. - There U eom improvement in Five Million bond, od Fif,etn M'on In- Jhe la-t i Jt . . . 'e ' ihe "tnousanu ana one auction j anJ commissien heoses will occm to-day; ts morrow ana tne next, uniu iae cnans of the currency is inaugurated. In resptit "PP11"' the liT belWf"" nW nd . Wm w ri m in si nrn win rssa ins mnii few days alter tbe first will be the most t trying period ef tha war to the body, if not to the soul. f CorrrjponJenc of the Daily (Ptttrtburg) Rtgitttr. 1 1 m m m i - 1 The Mtstckt Two darkies had bought a qsaniity of pork in partnership ; but Sam having no place Id put his portion io con eluded to entrust the whole to Julius' keep ing. The uext morning they met, when Sam Said : ''Good moruing Julius, anything happened strange down ia your vicinity ately 1" "Yass, Sam; ri.ost strange thing hap penadlo my house yesterday last oighl. AU mystery all mystery to me. "Ah, Julius what was dat V "Well, Sam, I tote yer now. Dis mornio,' I weal down in de cellar for to get a piece ob hog for dis darkey's breakfast, and put my hand down into the brine aud tell round but no pork dar all gooe, couldn't tell what bewent of It; so 1 turned up the barl, an Sam, true as preachin,' de rats eat a hold clear troo de barl, and dragged de pork all oat !" Sam wis petrified with astonishmeat, bat presently said. "Why didn't de briue ran out ob de same bole !" I "Ah, Sam, dat'e 4 toyslery dat's de mystery." ... Erraxrrs or Love. A correspondent says: Mt is oy duty to ifnpfess upon yoii, Mr. Editor, the certain fact that one half of our young people lose their senses when they lose their beans. One of oar party has a! ready written Ave letters to his lady-love, and gees abont groaning and sighing in a most pitiable 011080. He baa nd appetite and sleeps ap at the lop of the house, close to the moon. He cannot stand by one of the colornns pf the piazza, witheul patting his arms around its waist, and I caught him kiarc&&a apple to day, because it had red cheeks." 1 Brate fity - When I was a boy 1 lived among the Green Mountains of YeVmont: in winter making snow Jorts and 'Sliding down the steep hills, and in summer and autumn wandering over the mountains after flowers or nuts', or catching the beautiful trout from the brook. Bat my brother in Wiconsin wrote to me to come to him, -end I went. Our house was on what was cited 'Baxter's Frame.' - The prairie was covered with nowers, ana trje many clear ' lakes around abounded in fish and wild ducks ; but our principal food was hoe cake and saltpork. One ef our neighbors had no meat for some time, aod getting out of powder they bad no game ; so one day they sent up their oldest so i, a boj about ten years old, for a piece of pork. As he was carrying it homeward and going through a pise ot woods by 'Sil ver Lake,' he heard a rustling of the leav a ir. a thicfcei by the roadside. He stopped and listened all was still. Again he pushed for waTcl, again the leaves rustled behind him, and he thonghi he heard a stealthy step. Again he stopped; everything was still ex cept the gentle dash of the wsves upon the pebby beach, and the rapid beating of bis own heart. He dreaded to go forward, and he dared not stay, for he siw night was approacing, when the woods always echoed with the hungry wolf, and the savage bear and the st-sAftbjr catamoant came out from their dens. So picking up a club, he again start ed homeward. Again came- the stealthy step behind him, nearer and nearer, until he saw a gaunt (and savage wolf creeping after him, and r.s he hurried on, still cling ing to his meat, and the wolf was coming nearer and nearer, and he might at any moment spring npon him. Still the boy though he trembled n every limb, did not lose his presence of mind He remembered having heard his father say that if any oce faced a wild animal, and rook rooked it square in the eye, it would eot i dre to attack hira. He turned around, faced the hungry wolf, aod commenced walkinz backwards towards his home, sift a f6ng mile and a half away. As the woods grew daiker, the wolf came nearer, show- ! inn hid whlta lnilh with lh hair hriktlinff " m w v-w ..i 9 ' upon his bate upon nis Dace, i he coursgeeus soy anew V. V . w. . that if he gave up fct piece of pork he was 1 safe, and could run home unmolested, but i w . . w t u u . wero answering uuwn, aim uearmg nonei loolt courage ; but suon the savage east, maddened with huoger, came at him 1 'tn. With his club he gave him a well directed blow between the eyes, which sens n"n nowung oaca again into tne inicxet. Aga'n and again wii the ciMes' renewtd many time did the savage animal .make a spring at the lad, and many times did the brave boy beat bim off, until at last he came near the log cabin of his parents, when the dissppointed wolf, with a long and wailing howl, dashed away into the woods. Trembling with excitement and wet with preipiralion, the boy dropped the meat upon the floor, trying, 'Mother, I've got it, and ie!) exhausted at his mother's feef Amos kihDALL, writing in th Constitd ion of tnioi, and speaking of Lincoln's ad ministration, North and South, says : It involves tbe suppression of majorities. North as jvetl as South, end the eubjectiert of the whole country to military "domina tion, flirasily veiled by sham popular else. lions, ll is a recurrence of the routine of tare intended mm, out mis, we aamu, 1 ancient Rome in het decline, when liberty j the mo difficult problem thai is offered us was lost in civil war, and the army made for solution. To "know one's self ' is the the tmperor, and the Emperor msde the ' acme of knowledge. This knowledge rare avroy. Who is to be our Caesar! Not, I 1) comes from whhlri, almost always froal a n sure, Abraham the Joker. j without, the pressure of circumsuccesi j the sharp contact of tbe pitiless world loach Some fellow enamoured of a young lady ' e it to us but bftsn, alas, the knowledge named Annie Bread, dropped the following j combs tod late. In ordinary limes bandredi from his pocket we presume : ' of thousands play parts for which Iher ar "While belles their ldvly gtaces spread And lops arounu inem uaner, I'll be content with Annie Bread, Aod won't hava auy buthir.' An Irish drummer, who now and thn indulged hirnsel! in right good potheen, was accosted by tbe inspeci'mg denersl -What makes your face look'so red V Plase your honor,' rejBvied Pat, I always blush wheo i speak to a General officer:' . A SpiaiTCD Bor i A mile or so from town . , ,.t a I a man met a boy on horseback, crying with cold. 'Why don't yoa get offend lead the feorse V said the man, 'that' the way to gel warm.' 'It's a b-b-b-borrowei horse, and I'll r-r-ride him if I Ireeza.' A ftuflihgton boy of seventeen married' a girl ol fhnrteen recently, and the bride's mother, hearing of it went to the' wedding, took off her bonnet add shawl, . and gale both a sound thrashing, Rcmored. That Mr. Lincoln withdraws bis Kims irdfrf the Hst of candidates for the neil Presidency. The fire of tbe German artillery may have driven him from bis po sition. , , . . . Fait People. If h" sband and wife are fast, there is great dangst in their case, as in that of a fast team, that the coupling W-'IbrMlc fieftinr Oot of One's Ytfc V There is estrange propensity a'rrmng men and women lo escape from IhaiVown per sonality, and 'fb pksa theraVelres cJff for something very different from ''wkat trafDfe intended them to be. We are elp'lo sneer at self-satisfied" -people, but Veally, there are so few self-satisfied people in the world that for .very rarity we ought to cfferisli them. This propensity is not acuTfedy Wt innate and exhibits itself a: a very early age. How fotfd children are of disguising therxr selves ia the clothes of their playrrr&tesf or putting or. grandfathers rs hat aad boate, i grandm'othe's eap aud spectacles ! A 'Chil dren's fancy ball is the most joyous festival in life , the little creatures sier wuh such zest into their, transformation 'Children of. a larger growth,',' too, relish ifattqst rade raoVe than any other ki'.ib of amuse ment. People are more anxious to Bem than to be. It would be a happy tfottd in deed, il the barques that navigate 'fre oee.n of life always sailed under their free ol Ors ; but too tnkn'y of them are Tra rovers, with fifty flags 'in their lockers, Veady 16 hoist any 'ensign iktkt cccasion, and gever ' prepared to give their true ball. - ' The futility tl such disguises trejghtene their absurdity. In the tong Vtn a man's tYue characteT insure re be discfdVe'red. The stoled hypoc'tife, the dwa-d!y soldier-, 'the sham patriot, the false philanthropist, 'Te sure to hav e their'masks tdVo from theft fa ces, and their borrowed gaVfnenis Vent frsni their limbs. 'The "livery of Heaven" may for a while cover a number of sins, bat sooner or later the plague spots will be ex posed to view. The evil spirit in a mart displays itself whea least expected, ia spite of every p'Jeceatcn, like the imp ia the German legend. A peasant was hau'a'rsd by one of those little demons, night and day. Finally he bethought fcirRtetf of a sotd rem edy. He wonld move to auothet cottage-, and so bailie his persecutor.' As t'je last load of furniture was moving irt ton the tart, tbe cover 'of a churn flew oft, and out popped tbe bead of bis farViihat demon. ''I'm going too," was the enwetcorne asset- aoce of the unpleasant acquaintance, it i so with a man7 personality, tt ttnAdi ci cure U. . - - . We have speke'n bf cafees of deliberate deception, of.disgotaes used trcra motives of fraud and gain ; but we are happy to he lieve lhat Only a small file Wed of the hu man racd are interested impostors. The mass rather seek to impose upon thesa-a selves, not Ca OtbeVs. There are hundreds of thousands of unhappy wretches who fan cy lhat they , are born poets, tad waste oceans of ink and ccrds of paper ia tryieg lb convert an ungrateful world id their opin ion. There are hundreds cf thousands ot empty headed, ideaUss, stamrheting idiots, who, forgetting their natural Qualifications, try to trsnsforrh themselves into ora'jors, and who dream nightly cT the laurels of Demu benes and Cicero. There are naea without ihe first notion of color, form and taste, who try to persuade themselves aad the public that tbey are ftaa Bruramels. There are men who cannot fire agua with out winking; who strut in tie uniiurras of brigadier-generals. We have seen more than tne individual, designed by nature for a dashing cavalry officer engaged in the peaceful occupation of selling' taps, thread and needles to smiling damsels. Liston, the act'r, whose face was so ?cmic that 4 sight of. it always set the bouse ia a roar, labored lb bis Hying day licdaf ihe impres sion lhat his legitimate line wi the deep est tragedy; and he. would have played Hamlet and Macbeth, if his manager had permitted. The persistent effort of every man ought to be 10 discover tbe purpose lor which ua ' unfilled. In revolutionary limes, whofl so ciety is shaken to its foundation, the sepa rate actors that cbmpose it are finally jos tled into their proper places. The son of a pastry cook becomes, like M irit, a war riof, a general of cavalry, and a king. The sub-liealendnl of ahillefy is heaved np1 by events into hli position as mater of the world. But in normal periods it is difficult to place the actdf bn tbe siage of life. "The sqnafo men get stuck in the round holes, and ihe round men are thrust lata the square boles." Td pnt the right man lu the right place is the p'roblem of every age; and the difficulty lies in the persistence, of so many in trjlng to get away from them selves. , We hear of men "raising money" Thei process Is attended with hazard. A man in New York has been sentenced to a year's imprisonment fof raisrug a two dol laf greenback to a twenty. It is stated that the Presideat is positive-" ly averse (0 the employment 6 Generals McClellan aad Fremtfnt ip any capacity The tomb of Voltaire was recently ex amined and found to be empty, add ho he knows where Ire the remains of the Prophet of the French Revolution. : WiTsais to be brought ftarfitrftref ' ,v.aa to baptize the EugUsh Prince.