Trnth and Right- Cod and onr CouEtry. Two Dollas pr VOLUME 15. BLOOMSBURG. COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA., WEDNESDAY MARCH 30, 18G4. NUMBER 23. U. U. J1C03V, Publisher. f A 'FORTUIVIS-'FOIS 'AIjL! EITUCH HEX OR 1V01IEX t ko hum bug, but an Entirely new thing., lO.Jy three momb in this "country. No clap-trap operation to gull the public, but a genuine money mafcrng thirig ! Read the Circu ar of instruction once only, and yon will understand it perfectly. A Lady has just written to m that sh is making shiah as TWENTY DOLLARS SOME OAl'Sl giving instrurtions in"-this, art. Thousand ot Soldier aTe making money rapidly at it. It irf a thins that take teller than aujthini ever 'offered.--You can make money with it home or abroad on steam boats or railroaJ car, aud in the country or city. You will be pleased in pursuing it, not only because i: will ield hanJo'"ne income, but also in conse buence of the general admiiati-on which it eliciii. It is pretty, -much aft profit. A mere trifle necessary to atari teith. . There is " scarcely "otrs " person oat of thousands who ever pays any attention to advertisements of llnskiad, tbir:kin2 thev are humbugs.. Consequently thote who do end for Tnstraeiiotis. will have a .tread field to make money ;.n. There is a class of persons in this world who would think thai because they hav . been hurubiisged ul of a dtrllar or so, that eer)thing that tB advertised is a fifctnbug.' Consequently ti.e tr no more. The pers who suc ceed is the one that keep on trying until be hits something that pays him. This art cost m on thousand dollars, and 1 expect to makewouey on of it and ; ell .who purchase the art of rae will . do the nine. One Dollar sent to wie will insure he prompt return of a Crd 6f instruction in lie art. The moirey tr7 It return! to those not nttified. ,-..,';-:. AddreM WALTER f. TlXSLEY, ' 1 " No. 1 Park Place, New Yorkv .' Oct. 21, 1863 Sm.. . f IMPORTANT TO LADIES Tr. Mar. Vey's Fema!e PON have nevtf r jet failed in rrmosing diffienl ie arising from obstruc tion, or stoppage of nature, or iN.'reMorin? lhe srs'em to perfect health when eofl-M-.ing from spiual affections, prolapsus, Uteri, the while;, or other weakness of the uter ine organs. The pill are perfectly harm lean on the coTiti'.ntirtn and may be taken by the most rtelica'e female without caus ing distress il:s same time ihey act like a charru by trengiher.:j invigorating and retoring the sjrtetn to a healihf condilion and by bringiiig on. .the . monthly , period -with regoiari:y, no matter from whatoatji the ob-trurncn ma arie. They jtimilJ ' boavr r, A'OT be taken daring 'the Elr Ihree o: (oir riuikus of pregnancy, thou4 h ate at at-y other time, as mi&carriage would be the result, x. Each box contains 60 pill. Price 31. Dr. Harvey's TfeutiFB. on diteises of Fe males, frenancy, miscarriage, Hafrenrte ter"iliiyJi Reproduction, and abtues of Na Inre,' antf err-phatically the ladies' Private Medical Advier, a pamphlet of 64 paeep - eent free to any addres. Six rents re .qutredfo pay p)ta?e. ' Tha Pills and book will be ent by rnail ' when deirfd, sernrely senled. and prepaid 'by " .'BRYAN, M. D. General Az'i. .,. (r No. It Cedar t-treet, New York. , C"SoU by all the principal druggists. - Not. 23, 1853 ly. : -' ; m ' ? " BELL'S SPFXIFIC PILr-Warfaled in all rase. Can be relied on! NeTer fail locure! Do not naoseate! Arecpeedy in asiion ! No change of diet rtqaired ! Do not interfere . with ;bnstnes pursuits! Can be Ured withool detection ! Upward of 200 core' the past month one of them ery severe' cashes. Over one hundred phy vsician fcave u?ed them in:their practice) -nd all speak well of theirefficacy, and ap prove their compoitioRj which is entirely vegetable, and' harmless on the system Huodre-da ot certificates can be shown. s -iBellV Specific Pill are the original and . only genome Specific' Pill.7- They' are adapted, for male and female.old or yo.ong, and the only reliable remedy lor effecting , a "ptrmament and speedy cure in all cases - Spermatorrhea, or Seminal VVeakn ess, with til its train of eil such as ; Urethral and Vaginal Discharges, the whitas, nishtlyorj Involuntary Emissions, Incontinence, Geni tal Debility n4-.Jrnu.b'ility Impotence .Weaktieifs: pr tossf .Power nervous-De-biiity, all of which : arie principally from Sexael Excesses or self-abuse or tome constitutional derangement,1 and n capacitates the sufferer from fulfilling the ' duties of married lifeT " In all sexual dis eases, Gonorrhea, Gleet and Strictures, and in Diseases of the D!?dder and KidnejB, they act" a : a charm Y ' Relief is experi 'a .'eoced by taking a' single box.'". , . - Sold by all the pritc'tpal, druggists. Price 81. - ' : They will.be sent by mail, securely fceaV ed, and confidentially, ori receipt ol the. noneyf by . . J. BRYAN, M. D. . 5 , Xo.'T6 Cedar" street, New York, Conu!ling Physic'ans for the treatmeol of " -'.'SeraiQal, Unitary, Sexual, and Nervous I Ui?e3Ber, who will send, free to all, the ' .'J Ifoilowipg valuable, work, in sealed en . vetope : . V " ' ' . THE FIFTIETH THOUSAND DR. . BELL'S TBEATISE oa BeU-abne, Prema ture decay,' impotence and los of power, texcal dUsases. seminal weakness, nightly t et3isions, genital debility &c, fee, a ' Fmphatct64 pages, contaioicg imppr-, unt edvice to the eflictsd, 4 and which, tioulJ b read, by every, sufierer, as the means cf curs ia the asrerest stages is plainly set forth. Two stamps required to par pomace.. .-:jvr ' - .Tov. 35, ISS3. -rs ,. t Effete OF HOEMflSI. "'" PVSLisniD xranr wkdrespat bt ' , WM. II. JACOHY, ' Office oa JlaiflSi.. Ird Sqnare fceow Market TERMS: Two Dollars pr annum if paid within six months from the time of subscri- ' bine: two dollar and fifty cents if not paid , wiiVui lb, jtar. No subscription taken tor i a les period than six months; no discon i . - - . . i . -1 1 1 iinuauve perimiieu mini ana rrearngon aio paid, unress at the option of the editor. ' lhe terras of advertising will be as follows: One square, twelve lines, three times, $1 Oil Every subsequent insertion, ..... 25 One square, three months 3 00 Oi. year, . ... . ........ 8 Od Choice J o e t r n . DICivEX'S LTvlDtE S0G OF THE POOS.. Hnsh, I cannot bear to heat thee Stretch thy tiny fiands in rain 1 have got no bread to give thee Nothinp, child, to eae thy pain When God sent thee first to bless me, Proud and thankful too, was I ; Now, my darling, I thy mother, . Almost tang td see &ee die Sleep my darling thou art weary ; God is good, but life i dreary. I hare seen thy'beauty fading, And thy strength ink dayby day Soon 1 know will want and fairer Waste thy.liule life away. Famine makes thy "mother reck 'ess, Hope and joy are gone from me ; I could s offer all my baby, Had I but a crust (or thee. I m wasted, dear, with hnnser, And my brain is sore oppressed ; I have scarcely strength to press thee, Wan and feeble to my breast, Patience, baby, God will help us. Death will come to thee and me ; He will take as to his heaven. Where no want or pain can be. Sleep, my dirling, thou art weary ; God i good, but life ia dreary. r ' i i lit To Conquer is Saifl. Peace and conciliation offer to the North . again and again we affirm it the only ; means nfattainins those end, whether of j that eternal justice anu rigm avenge mem huroanity or of country, wh ich as4Christians, j lea opon their violators The attempt lo aa patriots, and as men, we may justifiably ; '-?ive our brethren of the Sonth of their seek. We would affirm this with no less of Hgtit to self-government will result in the conviction and earnestness after the most : decisive military success, with the spec tacle before ns of Char!enn laid in a-hes, Richmond sacked, of thr Confederate ar mies ronted and in flight, than now. with thoce cities stilt tandii, and t'oe crmi?& still defiant, with the Southern heart as un quailing and its confidence as Mrong in this third yeat of the waf as when the firs: gun was fired from Sumter.' v Strange indeed aud incomprehensible is the delnsion under the influence of which this war upon the South is now waged Not that the Abolitionist fanaticism should pur sue its' end with characteristic bull-dog fierceness, . persistence, atid cruelty. We uudertland that. Not that selfish capital ist. avaricious contractors, ambitiou . gen erals, and unscrupulou subotdinate officers with high pay and the alluring prospect of unlimited plunder, putting atde all moral xelrainLa,nd conaideratiou of right, should jugeu or nor, win jusi as cer.a.mj ,e4u,IO pursue their ends. We understand that loo. j '" to ueJ lo r'Tel thtf chiin of lhe FeJ Buithat the sjreat bodv of the intelligent . premacy upou the sovereign States and reflecting North-lhat the Christian i f te Conlederalion and of Federal despot men and women of the land who are not di- f m upon the people. Despite the avowed renlv interested in the war. r.ur aersonallv I policy ol the Administration with respect to ena-ed in its prosecution, who are almost out0of bearing of that detestable drum and fife, whose minds are not liable tore thrown from habitual just equilibrium . by jostling contact with the raging throng that press about the cbatiot wheele ol the horrible war god l hat the portion of oor population whose power of discernment between right and wrong is not blunted by the unholy scent of plunder on the plantations of the South, and of infamous riot among their household gods, approve, and support, or even tolerate for a day this unrighteous war, pot waged for oor own liberty and indepen dence nor for citizens' or national rights, but for the spoliation and subjugation of Christian men and brethren, and lor the overthrow of civil and political institutions Willi Wlircn WB UfO UU IlgUI, liuni.il ui ui- i vineh to intermeddle, and that these iniqui- j tons ends should be blindly and recklessly pursued at the sacrifice . inevitably of our own material prosperity, and of our own liberties too, Is indeed past comprehension. Three short years ago had eoroe prophetic Elisha announced thes cenes that are '!ran spiring to-day, weeping at the sight, as well he might have wept, haw many a fair Ha zael wooldsave shrunk with horror from the recital of atrocities, at the perpetration of which to-day she claps her band with joy I ar.d many a man, whose soul is now laden With a thousand crimes, and whose hand are red to the elbows with brothers' blood, would have exclaimed with indignant incredolity: "But what; is-tby servant a dog that he should do ; this great thing V1 and we ourselves, as we contemplate the disheartening sctacle, feel driven to the conclusion; that God wt3 hat determ ined to destroy os has made os mad. . Beside the loss of that overflowing ma terial prosperity hich has blesaed our land, who may contemplate without dismay . the flood of moral evil which js to overspread these Stales, cursing tad blighimg oar Northern comruBBitiea for .many genera tions, as the consequence of ibis deplorable war into which we have been deluded T It were impossible to fully depict these evils, or to adequately estimate? lbs It in fl as ace ia be 'Ufa ,;ne luiure. oui i una wo mmj -- j There is a great plau of rettibtiive justice established over kings and na ions, from the operation of which none may escape.. By virtue of it. all ni:jnt wars, of lawles j ambiiion,of "robber -conquest, of iniquitous ' azgresston upon the rights or territory of others, are made, even when, in ail human ' seeming, they are most successful, to react I upon the wicked communities, that wage j them, and inflict Heaven punishment upon the arrogant wrong-doer- This pun ishment, we may rest assured, awaits us who are wagina cruel and unjust war upon our brethren of the' Southern. Slates. . We are already experiencing it in comparative ely small yet a quite appreciable . degree. The columns of every morning's paper show as how alarmingly , and increasingly prevalent is crime. The moral sense of the community has been deplorably weakened by the effort-which has been made to justify .a war wrongful in its inception, and in the successive measures whichhave been adop ted for its iptOfecuiion, flagitionsty violative of all law and of all rights, public and pri vate,' civil, social, and individual. Sanction ar.d approval of these aur- es have only, been gotten by . the gradual effacement of the distinction between right and wrong, and adoption of the rule that the end to be attained being once clearly de . fined, however unsrupulously chosen, all means that will enable as to reach it are jus tifiable. Respect fur law and reverence lor the Constitution were once the honorable and glorious characteristics ol the American people the proudest marks of distinction between ourselves and other nations. They were the best evidence of oor ca pacity fot self government, and the r surest guarantee of the permanence ot our republican tnsti'U . lions. Bat who does not know that the conduct of the Administration during the last thr?e years conduct shamefully, ap proved by many and acquiesced in by all has utterly rooted out of our American Re publicsand from American character, all respect for law and reverence for the Con stitution ? There is not in Chrirtndom a community more devoid of these essential requisites of freemen life tnan are now the people of these United States. Thus it is . . ... jl . . . . conMscation ot our own. ,i ne civil iioeny I which so exalted us among th nations is already- well riifh stifled . lo . death beneath the pall of a gloomy dexpousm. Time af:er tune have we acquiesced in the assumption of illegal power by the Admin istra'ii'n upon the insnllicier.t ever-ready plea of military necessity., Impunity em- bol lens the despotic . Executive to further! usurpations. !ubmision soon becomes . habitual J even protest is omitted ; the au thority irregularly assumed is not voluntarily d emitted ; and ere the war is ended, if it continue much longer, the citizens ot the ,i IIIICU- Cia'.CS Will 11IIW lliciurci.cn iuui- pletely deprived of all the rights of freeman . a would be the cniZeus of the Confederate Slates, alter military subjug ation. The large standing army which the exigencies of ihe war require, and which the exigen- cies of peace, whether, the South be sub- . 1 1 i South, despite the Presidential proc-; lamaiions, and the numerous armies on foot ; for their enforcement, we seriously believe that the independence" and sovereignty of the Northern Steles, and the liberties of the Northern people, o be in much greater dan- I ger of overthrew aud fiual loss thao those of the South. Ob ! that we coold persuade" . u . V." i v. -n mawnI. And tf lha r m - I Ilia ilUllilclll aim v " .w- ality ol this peril in time to avert it ! Bat we tear it is impossible. Important Diseorery, A dispatch from Si. Paul, (Jlinnesota,) says : The most important discovery ever made in ibis State has just been made pub lic. It 'consists of a magnificent bed id can f eel coal, which has been found up the Sim nesota Valley on the Cottonwood river, a little more than one hundred miles from St. Paul. 'Mr. Eames, an English geologist, has been prospecting for coal in Ibis State for the past ten months, and has a: last been successful. .The bed is 88 feet below the surface, where the shaft waa aunk, and ia six feel in thickness. It is probable that other shafts will finiftl nearer the surface. All indications are that immense coal beds exist in that locality. A company has been organized in this city to work the miaes, and they expect to be bringing coal down the Minnesota river to St. Paul by the 1st of July. The immense impoitance ol this discovery cannot be over stated. Our man ufacturing interests have been kept in the back ground for want of this material, and they will now be rapidly developed. ' An affecting incident occurred at the New Haven barrack the other day. A wo man desired to see her husband embraced bira, began to sob and cry rioleaily. Hus band gave bet hia handkerchief-to wipe her eyes, after which ate curiously manip ulated it under her shawl and returned it to him. Hosband4ook.it as if it were a brick bat. , Officer "of : guard investigated, and found a bottle of old rye whiskey in hand kerchief, .t.,, , , -: v , ; ... ; A new dance has sprung up ia Paria call ed the Radeaowitch. v . -'-1 -i j ... THE GRtAT CIRCUS. BT GHlMALPt. Our "Government" like a circus, that goes from town to town And Seward is the Ring master, and Lincoln i the clown ; ' ' ' And Salmon Chase is Treasurer, and hand les aTl the cash, PayiTig out a little specie, and dev'lish sight of trash : He dispenses paper promises, with backs "all nice artd'green, The "best and cheapest' enrrencyjthat the world has ever seen ! ' Welles takes ihe "sleepy sailor's" role, and personate. him well, And Stanton is Stage-manager since Simon Cameron (ell ; ' "Interior" Ca'eb sleek and sharp, (keeps clost behind the scenes, And it is somewhat hard to say what subtle Caleb, means. , Blair does.the'smartjposlilion, and accord- inziio his whim, Rides hordes white, or horses black, it's 'all the sarve to him ; Andjhis frantic equitation surprises allwho see, Foihe ndesodr hones just as well as one, or two,' or three. Old Edward Bales performs in farce, (while the folks are coming in, Enacting "dull old gentlemen" belore"the clowns begin. Is not this a "goodly company," as it goes from town to town 1 But the pe's of all the "groundlings" are the Ring master and clown ; That most fantastical of clowns must always , have his joke, If the hearts ol half his , countrymen were bleeding, torn or broke He's gay and le stive all the time bis spirits would not flag, If the 'rebs" had allhis fighting men in one enormous ''bag." And Seward, prince of Ring masters, loud cracks his long-lashed whip, And more in earnest than in jest, makes Harlequin lo skip ; . . , Welles, like the famious "fat boy,", goes . , straight to sleep again. When wak'd by jUehel cannon, onj river, coast or main. With such an "unexampled, troupe" we need not feel surprise, If "mine honest neighbor" laugh and lauch till tears bedim their eyes. Oar circus still perambulates throughout the livelong year, , , And play all parts "Irom grave to gay, from lively to severe;" And the people, charmed, but shuddeiing, at the new and daring roles, S'i gazing, rapt, forget lo pray for mercy on ibetr souls 1 1 Semantic affair. In the Northern part of Hancock county, Ohio, resided a.bandsomo looking, intelli gent young widow, whose husband died in 1860 (Now thisj husband, who was very considerably the senior of bid wife, on hs deaili bed had exacted a promise from her that she would never marry after hi death"; his relatives managed lo gobble up his en lire estate leavjug her not only fca widow, but very poor. The aforesaid "premise to her husband she regretted in less lba:i a year, for, lo ! a young officer in the gallent 2lt, from the neighbonng'county of Wood, who bad loved her belore her marriage, renewed his suit. - She would have married him, but for the fatal promise, ar.d for a remarkably tender conscience, .wbichjrebuked her whenever t.he thought of lhe matter. . So the matter stood until the battle of Chickamauga. The young officer was badly wounded, and, was. brought home to die. He made alt his preperations, setting his house in order completely, for the last cene of all in his eventful history.." He sent for the widow and told her he desired but one thing, and that was to provide for her. He knew that 6he was poor and he had no property lo leave her one thing only coold he do. His widow would receive a pen sion of thirty dollars per month from the governmenthe would make her his wid ow. ' ' She thought of the matter fof setefal hours and finally concluded to do it. True she would violate the letter of premise, but not Ita spirit ; and when she thought of the good the pension would do her, scruples vanished, and they were married. Singular as it may seem,' this marriage: bad a benefical effect upon our wounded hero. He showed signs of improvement immediately ; in fact, so rapid was his re covery, that the ex-widow began to jhink, in the course of two or three days, that the hope of the pension was growing faint ; and well she might, for in a week he was walking about, and soon after started for bis regiment, leaving a wife behind who wept bitterly at the parting. Some say the gallent officer was not wounded at all that the whole affair was a deception, aud advised the deceived wo man to sue for a divorce ; but she thought not. She did cot believe there was any de ception. She bad done justice to the mem ory of her deceased husband J be only pro posed marriage to benefit her : ia hit re covery she recognized the hand , of Provi dence, and Waa disposed to submit there lo. : r1- - ' i 7 ' A (rest fortune in the bands cf a fool it a grtat miiforteue,' ' .' '-'f f Ccicral M'Cltllan, The'administralion papers, censctoos ef ibe growing strength cl Gen. M'Clellan, ar resorting to every imaginable expedi ent to check the flow of the poptilar current in h!s favor and turn it against him. ' For ihis purpose they do not hesitate to resort to the lowest meaue, osing misrepresenta tion and even downright faltehood with a frequency and unction that are disgraceful.' They charge him wiih being a member of the society of the Knights of lhe Golden Circle, a society which we do not hesitate to say has no existence int the ' Northern Slates, ur.less, indeed, the Union League i another name for it. Tbey charge him with disloyalty and sympathy with traitors, which they know in their hearts is a lie as base as wa ever coined. In short they omit .nothing, in their efforts to prejudice the public mind against him, Which malice, taxed to the utmost reach of its ingenuitj, can invent, or calumny engender. They are now giving circulation to a disparaging and cynical article, copied froln the Green Bay (Wisconsin; Advocate, which ihey print under the caption " A Democratic paper on M'Clellan," when, in truth, the Advctate is as far from bsing a Democratic paper as the Washington Chnnkle, the Philadelphia Press or lhe Huntingdon Globe. Once lhe Advocate claimed and deserved that honora ble and patriotic title, but in an evil hour it fell from its high position, and now ranks among lhe meanest and most subservient of the factions that have united under the lead of lhe administration to subvert the Constitution, dissever the Union and effect a despotism on the ruins. It is in the same class with Forney, Hickman, Knox, Kelley and all of that scrt men who deserted their party whenibey imagined its fortunes were waning, and saw. or thought they saw, a wider field for their ambition and cupidity in the ranks ol the Abolitionists. The opposition of such men is honorible to Gen. M'Clellan, the strongest evidence that could be given of his capability, hon esty and patriotism. Unprincipled and mercenary themielves, of low instincts and base appetites, they naturally seek in their candidate for the presidency a congenial na turehence their support of Lincoln and their bi;:er hostility to M'Clellaa. Administration Fnndi. A day scarcely passes now, that lhe peo- pie are not shocked and astonished at the wouli bring it to him. An honest poor frauds that are discovered under this ad- : man, who found it, brousht it to the old ministration.' Every department of the ! gentleman, demanding the ten pounds ; but Government seems to be affected. The ! the miser, to batile him, allegeJ there were Army, the Navy, the Treasury, lhe Interior, ! a hundred ar.d ten pounds in the bag when ail seem to te overrun with thieves and vil- lost. The poor man, however, was advised lains, who look opon the overnmeni as to ne. for the money ; and, when the cauee fair game to pluck. Every effort is made carne on to be tried it appearing that the to hide these, frauds and to prevent investi- eeal had not been broken, nor the bag rip gaiion, but while the administration is en- ed, Ihe judge said to the defendant's couu ga;ed in closing up one mine of corruption, ' eel: "The bag you lost had a hundred and another becomes exposed to view, and all ten pounds iu it, you say V their efforts to prevent an exposure of their i Yes, my lord,' replied ihe counsel. stealings and plundering, cannot conceal from the eyes of the people the rottenness and corruption that Is hidden beneath the surface. Lat'erly the rogues have been fall ing out, consequently the public are being "benefitted by the Tevelations that are mak ing by some cl these "loyalists" turning 'states evidence.' A striking ins'ance of this occurted lhe other day in the Hnu?e of Representatives, when Frank Ciair, aboli tionist, opened upon Secretary Chase, in such language as the follo wing : "A mdre profligate 'administration than that of the latter never existed in any coon try ; the country was redoient with the frad and corruption of the agents. Again and again permits to trade were so'd to the highest bidder, and recently in Ba';irrore a permit was given to a notorious blockade runner, whose vessels had more than once been seized. If Mr. Chase's friends had thought these things could not be proved, they would doubtless have voted for an in veftigation." Here is a bold attack ; nothing lets: than charging Secretary Cbese with beginning in league with blockade runners, who sup ply the rebels with munitions of war, and other articles to eid them. A plain charge of treason made against the highest "officer of lhe government, and made too by a Re publican and abolitionist. It was only the other day 'that some of the administration officials, in the New York Custom House, were detected in conniving wi:h the block ade runners in lhatcity. The most promi nent one being the private Secietary of the Collector of the Port, and a leader of one of the Union Leagues of lhat city. Aud this is iho kind ol men we aro taxed to support ! Greeley on Segroti in 1855. The New York Tribune, Sept. 22, 1855, held the following opinion of free blacks : "One half ol the lree blacks have no idea of setting themselves to Work except as lhe hirelings of servitors of white men : no idea of building a church, or other serious enterprises, e'xeept through beggary from the whites. As a class, the blacks are in dolent, improvident, servile, : and licen tious, and Gerritt Smith in a letter to Gov. Hant, complains lhat 'the most of them preferred to ROT both physically and mor ally ia cities, rather than become farmers and mec&anies in the country.' " Every word of which it at true now at ia 1855, but at Greeley's policy now it te (urn 4,000,000 industrious, wealth produc ing slaves into ibis worthless class of free negroes, and make them citizen and VO TERS,, be pretends that nefcroea are equal er aqperior U whiter ? : ;. . : Siiiiiuise Vs. matrimony It is folly for girl to expect to be happy without marriage: every'woman wama;e for a mother; consequently children are as r.ecessary,for their peace of mind as beU!t t. If you wish to behold melancholy and indigestion, look at an eld maid : if you would take a peep at-sunshine, look at the youn? mother. 'Now I wen't stand that,' replied my maiden aunt : 'I'm a maid my self and I'm neither melancholy cor indi gestible. Myjptece of mind I'm going to give yon in a miuate ;'I never would touch a baby during my exis ence, except with a pair of long. Young mothers and sunshine indeed! Why, they are worn to fidJle strings before they are five and twenty. Wbeo an old lover steps in, be thinks he sees his grandmother, instead the dear lilile Mary who used to makehim feel as if he should crawl outcf his boo!s.Yes, my mind is quite! made op about matrimtf&y. But. a to babies sometimes I think, and then again I don't know on the whole, I believe I consider 'em a decided hnmbu?. It's one sided partnership, this marriage ; the wife casts up all the accounts. The husband gets Tip in the rabrnins and pays devoirs to the looking felass, curls hia fine head of hair, puts on an immacola'e shirt bosom, ties an excrntiating cravat, sprinkle his handkerchief wiih cologne, stows away a French roll, an egg and a cop of coffee, gets into an omnibus, looks slanten jicalar at lfe pretty girl, ar.d makes love between the pauses of business in the afternoon. - The wife must hermetically seal lhe win dows, and shut out the fresh air, because the baby had the snuffles in the night, and sits down gasping, more dead than alire to finish her breakfast. Tommy spills a cap of coffee down his bosom ; Julianna tore off the strings of her school bonnet; Jame wants.his geography covered ; Eliza can't find her tatchel ; the butcher wants to know if she'd like a joint cf mutton ; the milk man want his money ; the baby swallows a pin ; the husband rends a boy from the store lo'say hi partner will dine with htm ; the cock leaves all, flying to go to her sis ter's dead baby'awake ; and lhe husband's thin coal must be ironed before noon. Sun shine and young mothers 1 Where's my smelling bottle V A BafFlkd Miser. A miser having lost a bag containing a hundred ponnds, prom- , ised ten pounds reward to any one who Then,' said the judge,' accofdin to" the evidence civen in court this cannot ba your money, for here are only a hundred pound: therelore the plantiff must keep it till the owner appears-, Avtfrfcisa thr Cjnstitutioji. ' Let ns never forget,'' are the words of Judge Story, ihat our constitution" ol Government are solemn instrument, addressed to il.e com mon sense of the people, and are desig na'ed lo perpetuate their rights and their liberties. They are not to frittered away to please the damajioHes of the day. They are noi 13 be violated to gratity the'arrbiiion of political leaders. They are to speake in the same voice now and lorever. The re of no man's private interpretation. Thet are ordained by the will cf the people, and can on!) be changed by the sovereign com mand of the pcop!e." If your mother's mother was my mother's sister's aunt, what relation would your great gf jtulfvber's uncle's nephew be to my oldest brother's first cousin's son inlaw Answer As your mother's another's moth- i er, is to my eldsr brother's cousin's son- j in-law, so is my mother's sister's aunt to your great grandlather's uncle's nephew Divide your motner's mother, by my eldesl brother' cousin's son-in-law and multiply my mother's sWier's aunt by your gfeat pgrandlather's uncle's nephew,-and either add or.subtract, we forget which, and you will baTe the answer ia the spring. General Sherman in his late expedition destroyed provisions and forage enough to subsist the Rebel army Irom three to six months. He brought in large droves of cattle, several thousand head of mules, eight thousand negroes, and over fouf thou sand prisoners. In addition to tbi, by the destruction ot very important railroad lines, Sherman has released McPherson.s Corps from guard duly along the Mississippi. Ma". Lincoln andthc Solohrs. A letter from Grant's army, tecently received In Washington, says that nine-tenths of the men composing it are in favor cf Mr. Lin coin's re election, and will vote for him if they have the opportunity. On the 2 2d of February votes were taken; in several bri gades and divisions, and out of nearly thir teen thoosand ballots polled, only hve bun dred aod eighty two .were oarf against hina Ncvca take a paper more than ten years with ootjpty ing th printer, of at leaat tending a lock of your hair to let him know that you are about Eesolctlons. " The following resolutions were read en!' adopted at a meeting of the Democraiio Standing Committee ol York County. They are patriotic, and have the true Democrat ring-: . . '. Resolved, That ihe Democracy of Yorfc county adhere now, ak ihey have faithfully done through all past lime to the Constitu tion of their fathers, and yield willing obe dience to all laws pasted-, in pursuance thereof. That they recognize bo standard of loyally other than allegiance to that Great Charter. That lhe duty of keeping the lawt iavolves ihe duty of bringing to pcnjsb luent all who fail to keep Ihem, and more especially public servants who pervert or override them, that the Abolition party aro governed at this" moment by a spirit of fiendish bale toward the Constitution, add all who love it and obey il and seent ben! as eager!y on frippipg the citizen of h rights which it guarantees him, as they ard on relieving their official hireling from the restrictions which it throws around them.- That ihi spirit of ha'red has shown itsell in many insuicss in the destruction of the properly of Democrats at the hands of mobs; and in birier lawless and scandalous outrages instigated oftentimes, by leading Abolitionist and perpetrated by loldieri plied by tbera with liquor and to inflamed for the work. Tbereford, netolced, That while it is the doty of all citizenslta ob?y;iafc Law and avail them selves of its protection where its protection will availit i, at the same lime, the light of a'l men to repel illegal violence with lawful force, and in everv case where the protection ol the Law is denied them by interposition cf Federal bayonets, corrupt Courts cr purchasable Governors, to mete ocl to thosejwhb appeal to violence the vl olence to which they have appealed to give blow for blow, and by. s'ern, prompt and nailed action compel lhe men who give Democratic property lo be'borned, and Democratic citizens to the mercies of a mob, to read the precepts of avenging jot tice bythe flames of their own roof-trees and to learn at the rough hands of an out raged muliltute the rigdr of ihe brtltal sys tem bv which they are seeking to perpeto ate theiripower. And we hereby pledge oor lives, our;fortune and dor stcred hon ors for the maiutenance of the principle! herein expressed. Jlesolted, That Governor Andrew G. Cor tin by his corrupt and shameless exercise of the pardoning powi in liberating from, lhe jails of the Commouwealth criminal legally convicted by th Courts of assaults and on-rages upon Democrat ha! incarred ihe reprobation of all honest men that be has disgraced by this added infamy, the high office which he holds by fraud and that the whole conniry marvels at the won-dro-J spectacle of prison doors closing upon pattiots arrested without warrant and incar-cera'-d wlthoutitrial, and opening" at the touch of an Executive pardon 10 felona and jil birds adjud-ed guilty by a jury of ibeir countrymen, and irapri.oned by lhe law of the land. -Iletolve'l. That A. Heitand Glatz, Esq., our worthy Senator, in conjunction with th fifeen other Democratic State Senator., merit our hearty thanks and are entitled to the respeci, confidence and support of the Democracy of Ihi dU'rict, for the steadfast and determined manner in which ihey have withstood the ettmrts of the Republicans 10 subvert lhe Co- stiiutioi. and inaugurate rev olutipn. Unawed by threats, standing bold ly and proudly opon their right, they have) rebuked and defeated the machinations of our political enemies, and have settled a, greal question of princip'e lor all time, which has already been admitted by tb subsequect att cf ihe Bepub'.-cans in the re-eleion of John P. Penney, Speaker of the Senate. . Resolved, That Daniel Reifl and John F. Spangler, ot:r representatives in the House, are entitled t3 ouf confidence and support ; we doubt not that in lhe future as weil a the past, ihey will ever be found battling for the best inieresta of the Stale and peo ple. Resolved, That the delegates this day ap pointed to the Democratic State Convention to meet at Philadelphia, on the 24th inst., l.e and ther are hereby instructed to vote1 and their influence in said Conventioa" for the selection of delegate to lhe Nation at Convention, who are known to favor the nomination of General George 6. McClel lan for the PresUency.nd.no oiber, unless? his name bewiihdrawn. Rno'ved, That the delegates be requested ia support Judge Black for delegate at large to the National Convention. A person named Griffiths, who is at presr ent undergoing hi sentence of eighteen, months imprisonment in the penitentiary . at Terth, Canada, for stealing silver plate aud othsr articles, hay by the decease of a near relative, fallen heir to nearly a quar ter or a million of dollars. Here is au in cident for the romancers. ' . . m m ' - A drunken fellow, sa.iug on the step of church in Boston, the cold wind blowing chilliogly around the corner. If Heaves (hie) tempsrt the wind to the (hie) shorn lamb, I wish the Iamb (hie) waa oa thie corner. The editor ef a Jacobin papsf taje copperhead will find the way tl the ttant gressor hard It ought to b hard by thia time, for'ymj axd your party have traveled it enough tit zaake it so for thw le tkta years. ":- -