r i i ) ? t ? I V tt. U. JACCBr, Publisher. VOLUME 14. STAR OF THE NORTH FC1L1SHB3 KVS3T WBDHISDAT BT ' W. H. JiCOBF, -Cfflie on Sain St., 3d Square below Bai&et TEKMS: Two Dollars pur annum Hpaid "within six months from the time of subscri bing: two dollars and fifty cents if not paid within tha year. Ka subscription taken for less period than sit months; no discon tinuance permi:ted, until all arrearages are , paid, unless at tie option of the editor. ' 7 hi' terms of ailvertising trill kt as follows ; . One square, twnlve tines three times, Si 00 Every subseque nt insertion, . . . 35 Oae square, thnse months, . . , . - . 3 00 One year, . . . . ... . . . . . 8 00 Choice iJcet-rrj. CONJUGAL POETRY. 'Oar friend David Barker. Esq ," says an Fasten paper,"who has produced some of the bast poetry - ever written by a Maine ward, pleased at a little incident that hap pened in his family, (the first occurrence vi tho kind,) gives vent to bis feelings in the following imaginative piece :" V Mr child's orioos. Ons night as old Si. Peter slept, ' He left thi door of Heaven ajar, When through a little angel erupt, And came down with a falling star. One summer, as the blessed beams Of morn approached,1 my blubbing bride ' Awakened lrom some pleasing dreams, And loam that angel by her side. God grant but this I ask no more That when be leaves this world of sin, lie ' U wing rus way to that bright shore, And find that door of Heaven again. Wiiereupon some .'el low of the practical tort, and without any imagination, and not possiissing the "divine" afHatus,' attempts to destroy the little iilosion of David, as fol lows: IT. peter' reply. Full egliteen hundred years or more I've kept my door securely tyled " There was no 'little angel" strayed, ' Nor cne been missing all the while. I did ret sleep, as yon supposed, Nur left thi door Heavec ajar, Nor has a "little angel' left A 3d gone down with a falling star. Go iisk that t:Mushing bride," and see If she don'l frankly own and say Thar when she found that angel babe, She found it by thai good old way. God grant but this I ask no more ' Tait should your number still enlarge, 'That yon Will not do, as before, And lay it lo old Peter's charge. . LOYAL" VS. "DISLOYAL " Never before, we think, was there so rncch bewildering nonsense ottered about any on a thin j: in this world, as is now daily put forth in writing, and talking, and spout - ing about the words Icyal and disloyal Sen. ill boys, who think they are men be cause ".hey ran smoke and swear, will tell yoc who Is ioyat and who disloyal witb.as eay ai impudence, and with as small an outlay of bruins, as the ass in the fable used ia criticizing the crnduct of the lion. : This worJ loyJ s a very simple affair. It is s. French word, from loi, which signifies the law. To be loyal, is simply to abide by the Into. A !oyai man is one who is attach, ed to the laws who faithfully acts accord ing to the constitution and laws of the coun ' try. . ;J -. - , . , - . . , This givei yoa at once the measure of loyalty and disloyalty. All those who hon estly and faithfully adhere to the constitu tion and laws, are loyal ; and all who, from whatever pretense, disregard the constitu tioa tied Jaws, are disloyal. Whether the maDi naran is "Jeft" or ."Abe," if be dis- V. regards the constitution and laws of his . -r cons try, he is disloyal, and, instead of being - prijf.ed by his stupid followers as a patriot, oo,;ht to bi punished as a felon. Whether . , be is a president or a fishmonger, he falls within the rale. " A president has no more right to transcend the law, than a fishmong er has. Both are bound to, act within the limits of tha law with this difference, that this president has to take an extra oath that be will be faithful to the constitution and lh laws. On an unfaithful president, there- , fore, there is an extra weight of perjury and felony for disregarding the law, or being diiloyiil. . Ha has been faithless to higher ... pljdges and more sacred trusts. Such is th 3 law and the tact ; and all the spouting, : at d twisting, tmd turning,' and lying, can rnake it nc otherwise. Bat, exclaims some moon-eyed philo cpber, must not the president put down re- ballion ? The laws mutt put dowu rebell--io:3, and tie president is no more than the f g ent, pnt tempore, for directing their ad , m'nistratin.' Rebellion most be pat down; bi t it must be put down according to law, and by nothing else, or the strife is simply that of om disloyalty pitched against an other. When the judge leaves his bench, a;d rushes down at the culprit, exclaiming, ".' deciari the laws to be incompetent to " punifh th s sconndrel, and so I will take ifce Biattarinto my own hands V yon have ecmethinj; to match the folly and crime of a president and a congress who proclaim their determination to suppress rebellion by -unlawful means. Then your president and crciess rnsh into the riag oo . even terms Trith rebellion, to Egbt it oat, like two law ;kss pugilists contending for the national " lv.lt. Naw that is tha bad JS!it we shall t je-.two ccted pagi'isia entering the ring, gr d faliinjj to fistsccfnng after a fashion that si a tozfmseS viclatloa cf tha bws, and 4arsf2fa licks the whole aiTaif into a com ; rrcn lavs!: of disloyalty and' "blood. "L'at: MM ' wmmm, of the BLOOMSBURG. COLUMBIA COUNTY, FA., WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 7, 1863. Vetf' gave the challenge, and drew the first blood." Then he proved himself to be a disloyal villian. But was that a good rea son why we should accept the challenge on illegal grounds, add rush into the disldy al ring I For "Jeffs" disloyalty, he should have been met by the . whole force of the constitution and law j neither the president, nor Congress, nor any other power, had a right to go beyond than If the challenge Was an act of disloyalty, is not the accept ing cf it, on a field of violated law, also an act of disloyalty t Has Abraham Lincoln and Congress any more right to violate the law, in punishing rebellion, than Jeff Davis has to violate the law in starting rebellion ? Broken law is broken law, whatever party i i . t may va gumy 01 aisioyauy. lint we are told that "the constitotion is suspended." Who suspended it ! Who had a right to suspend it I To suspend the constitution of onr country by force of arms is, itself, an act of treason, usurpation and rebellion is a felon's deed, and deserves a felon'a doom. If the consrilution is suspended, what are Abraham Lincoln and his Cabinet, and that negro-spouting Congress ioing there in Washington f If the constitution is sus pended, they have no more" bdsiuess there than any other equal number of crazy men and vagabonds. If the Constitution is sus pended, all their acta are without the antho ity of law, and are oo more binding upon the people, than the edicts of a political caucus. II the constitution is suspended, the tax bill is a farce, and the people will be under no legal obligation to respect it U, ye wretched dolts I keep on telling the people ihat the constitution is.suspended, and how long, think he, it may be before they will take into their beads to suspenend you and your tax-gathers ? If the constitu tion i suspended, the United States has ceased to have any existence, and the State Governments would then be the only legal authorities in this land. Suspend the con sli'ution, and, in an instant, the aforesaid fishmonger and his second cousin, the clam, crier, will become the equals of Abraham Lincoln in authority with this single acci dental difference, that the one may Have an army at his back, and the other not. But there is this about it : if the constitution it suspended, the army has no legal existence ana it would do under no more obligation to Mr. Lincoln, than it would be to follow the fortunss of the traitor Jeff Davi. Such is the jumble of absurdity and nonsense we get into by proclaiming the constitution suspended. No : rather let" u6 declare at once that any man who dares to suspend the consti tution, roust himself be suspended, and that directly, unless he give up his disloyal busi ness. If we are men, let cs show the courage of men, and speak out. If there is yet left a drop of patriot blood in our veins, let our souls stand bravely up, in our own defiant bones and muscles, and proclaim it aloud, right in the face and eyes both of re be II ion and usurpation, that the conttita tion i6 not suspended, and never shall be, while we've a hand to strike in its defense ! It cannot be suspended, except by the same authority of the States which created it. Mr. Lincoln has no more right to via late one of its least provisions, than the hostler in the stable of the White House has. He has taken a solemn oath to sup port the constitution, each and every part of it ; and any effort on his part to violate one of its sacred provisions would onlr make him a criminal while- that immortal instrument would still stand, "the supreme law of the land," or the whole legal being of the Republic would tumble. This is the ground we stand upon. The constitution, the whole constitution, and all the laws resting upon its firm -foundation, must be supported, defended, and obeyed- obeyed, not in the South only, bot in the North also; uot by the people of one sec tion, but of every section ; not only by Jeff Davis, but by Abraham Lincoln, and by all the fn rioos imbeciles of Congress, who have j beea working to overthrow our government. To support the constitution and the laws is the true loyalty. To violate these, is the real disloyalty. If the constitution-defying and law-despising party in power is not disloyal, then the word has no meaning. And to say that those who are pleading for the constitution and laws are not the true loyal people, is to be a fool, and not to know our own language. ' . - Lincoln does not blush to own that he baa violated the constitution, and done deeds without the warrant of law ; and the party in power pots in the plea for him that the constitution and laws of bur country are defective, and unequal to the crisis.' There fore Mr. Lincoln sets op his will, as above the constitotion and laws he has sworn to obey. , In one word, he virtually proclaims himself dictator ; and, seeing that his entire party press justifies bis usurpation, he has lately, we are told by his organs, Assumed personal direction of the departments of the army and navy, as if ambitions to play, as nearly as possible, the role of' the old Impei alort of Rome, who, by precisely the same steps, destroyed 'the Republic, and established the Empire upon its ruins. The tyrants in old Rome said if was necessary to assume : extraordinary power, be cause the laws were incompeten t ; and the deluded peola permitted this impudent as" sumption until it was too late for them to regain their lost liberties. , It is only a few months since a Senator of the United Slates etood cp ia his place in the capitol of our republic, aad declared that .be "was, wil ling to maku Abraham Lincoln dictator for the time." What a delasion V Admit a dictor for a jear admit Lira for a day Truth nay, admit him long enough to drive a nail in the capitol and you have conceded the principle. Consign the liberties of the peo ple to one for an hour, and why not for a year t for a year, and why not for life ? Once, during the hardest period of our revolutionary struggle, when the Briliih army was devastating the State of Virginii, some parties in the legislature, moved by weak feir and blind cowardice, proposed :o make Patrick Henry temporary dictator. At the sound of these words, a noble-minded Virginian sprang to his feet, and e.c caimedi "Though I am the friend of Patrick Henry, the day yoa place your dictatorial crown upon his brow, that same day I'll plant my dagger in his heart 1" Thi6 bold step brought tbe deluded cowards to thuir senses; and from that day such words of de lusion and folly Lave never been repeated within the boundaries of this Republic un til the accession of the present party to pow er. Since the foundation of the Govern ment, the name of dictator, of military gov ernor, or of martial law, has been a sou id as foreign to these shores as that nsnrper, imperator, or tyrant. Never, since the stirs shone above our fair fields, were thuse names heard until now. Alas ! my coun trymen, what millions of gloomy miles have we run back in a single year ! Orer what precipices and into what gulfs hs.ve we plunged in a single year ! While ihe thunders of ungodly rebellion are rattling and hissing at one end oi the Union, a con tumacious disregard of constitutional find statute law is breaking up the very founda tions of our Government at the other. In the whirl of rebellion at one end, and of osurpation at the other, the land of our fathers seems to be going down, and utterly inking in an ocean or blood. My God ! with what tearful, bewildering velocity we fall ! Never before, I think, since the Jo dean herd, suddenly filled with devils.rosh ed down the steep places into the sea of Gallilee, and were drowned, was there such another sight to behold ! Then there is this further brutish stupid ity -that the only men in our land who are honestly and earnestly working to prserve our constitution and . laws, are denounced as disloyal, while those who are subvening both, are pronounced loyal, la the mad jumble of human nonsense, loyalty and disloyalty have changed places. To ask that the constitution and laws shall be re spected, is to sympathize with rsbellionso we are told ; and further subjects every true patriot to threats of hanging, or being drag ged off to military dungeons, to be subject ed to treatment which sends the stoutest and bravest men to the grave ia a few months ! Alas ! into what a 6winish gulf are we fallen, when such, men an Sumner and Wade are calleJ "patriots;" while those who love theit country, and would willingly die to save it, are denounoed as "trailers !" O, reason 1 O, shame ! where have you hid den yourselves, when these load praying foes of the constitution, who have lor a quarter of a centuary denounced our nation's flag as a "flaunting lie" and a "polluted rag," are allowed to elevate their treason into patriotism, and.to glorify their malig nant hatred of the constitution into a blow for the Union 1 Shall I be told that I sym paihize with the accursed folly and crime of Southern rebellion, because 1 cannot sit still in cowardly silence, and see the party in power trampling the constitution under foot, and palling down the wholo temple of our liberty and laws over our heads? Who are they that run up and down, his sing and sneering and praying about. dis loyally Why the infamous indorsers of the treasonous "Helper book," whjeb. de clares: That "henceforth we will have no anion with slaveholders ;" That "we are wedded to one purpose, from which no earthly power can ever di vorse us. We are determined to abolish slavery at all hazards." That "against slaveholders as a body we wage an exterminating war." That slaveholders mast emancipate their negroes, or (iwe will emancipate them for you That "it is a solemn doty to abolish sla very in the South, or die in the attempt." That "the present is lime to try the strength of arms now is the time to strike," That "we are not only in favor of keep ing slavery out of the territories, but, carry ing our opposition to the institution a step further, we here unhesitatingly declare our seif in favor of its immediate and uncondi tional abolition in every State in thin con federacy where it now exists." "That, "in this extraordinary cr sis of affairs, no man can be a true patriot " with out becomming anabolitionist. A Fnue-soil er is only a faf pole in an advanced istate of transformtion ; an abolitionists .is t'ae full and perfectly-developed fiog." This book was called the "Impending Cricis," meaning the comming doom of the Sooth. It was the text-book of the Lin coln campaign. Sixtr-three ReDublican members of Congress subscribed a hundred dollars a piece to circulate gratuitously a hundred thousand copies of the work. Be sides these congressional assassins of con stitutional rights and the Union, the leading members of the Republican party all over tbe country werealso subscribers. In the black list of conspirators we find the Dames of Governor Morgan, Horace Gree'y,WilIiam Collen Bryant, Tbarlow Weed H. "Seward. The last-named patriot I gave it the follow in& particular indorsement : . f - r.-. I ; . "AciWEjr. Jane 28, 3.857. and Bigot God and onr Country. "Gentlemen : I have received from you a coppy of your recent publication, enti tied, "The impending Crisis of the South," : and have read it with deep attention. "It eeems lo me a tvork cf a great merit, yet accurate in statistical information, and logical in anlatys. I do net doubl that it will exert a great influence on the public mind in favor of the cause of truth and justice. "1 am, gentlemen, "Very respectfully, "Your obedient servent, WILL. AM II. SEWARD. "Messrs. Bardick Brothers, New York." This seditious, disunion book Was not only the text-book of the Lincoln campaign, but after this election, a new subscription was made by the leading members of his party, for the purpose of reducing the retail price of the work from 25 to 10 cents, so that it might "obtain universal circula tion." r The anther of this plea against thegjeon stitution and laws of our country was re warded with a consulate by Mr. Lincoln, and nearly every one who had devoted his time to circulating its disunion posion has been rewarded with a milar post of honor and profit by the President. This, then, is the style of traitors who are spouting and praying arond about the "dis loyalty' of all the God-fearing and eonstitu tion-ioving men who are working to save our beloved country from the doom bf utter destruct ion.' These ''loyal" howlers are the same who lately showed their teJeth, and snarled at us as "Union-savers" the same - who. in the Frffmou campaign, marched op and down throughout the North, shouting and screaming, and sing ing, with only sixteen stars on their ban ners, as if indeSant proclamation that only the Northern Slate were entitled to a place on the flag of our Union the same who, in tbe Lincoln campaign, took the name of "Wide-awakes," indicating that they wre on the lookout for Helper's " Impending Crisis" of "a war against slaveholders," ar rayed themselves in a soft of military uni form, marched before the people in martial columns and section, used military phrases in all their calls for private meetings and public demonstrations, and spouted, and shouted, and raved against '-'the slavehol ders," un'.il the South was frightened at once out of its senses and its loyalty. This is how tbe thing came to pass. And these same seditions spenters and military march ers who frightened the enraged and : foolish South into rebellion against the government, because it had fallen into such hands, are now screaming "loyalty" over the wreck they have made, in imitation of the cunning thief, who cried oat, with all his might, to "Stop thief !" in order to draw off attention from himself. But let the eyes of the people be kept steadily upon Ihe traitors who have wronght all this mischief. Let them not skulk out of sight under the cry of "disloyalty!" which they set op against all who are hon estly endeavoring to preserve the constitu tion and laws, and to save the Union from doom that threatens it. The latest device of these enemies of the constitution is to persuade the people that "the restoration of tbe Union, under the old constitution, is neither possible nor desirable"." Such is the language they use. Believe them not ! As a good child will never forsake the bed side of his sick parent, nor give up hope so long as life remains, so the good loyal citi zen will never desert his country in tha day of its trial, nor despaif of saving it while he has a heart to pray, or a hand to strike in its defense. Let us rather say, As God trill help tis, the Union must and shall be restored ! restored to its old foundations of justice, equality, and the rights of States of liberty, freedom of speech and of the press, and all the sacred old guarntees of constitutional and statute laws! Let us swear the oath of liberty, that we will prefer death in de fense of these, sooner than meanly pur chase life by their loss ! And as for the Southern rebellion, we have to say, that the Constitution must and shall be enforced, until the laws of the Union are acknowledged over every inch of its territory ; but we will have also the olive-branch offers of peace, justice, equal ity, and protection to property and life. All tbe unconstitutional acts of the last disloyal' Congress we will promptly repeal, as soon as we can send loyal men to fill their dis graced seats. All the illegal deeds of the present administration we will wipe out, so far as a return to constitutional legistation can repair the mischief. The negroes we have stolen, or induced to run away, we will send back to their happy homes and rightful masters. Whatever has beeti done contrary to the constitution and laws, must be undone. Cat their shall never be any destruction of this Union neither on the ground of secession nor abolition. Let the multitude of Union men in the South, who have been frig h tend and silenced by the horrible din and tyranny', of war, patiently trust the trne loyal people, tha real friends of the Union, in the North, will yet work out these results, andbring the Govern ment back lo its old foundations, from which it has been dragged by the abolition party now in power. Let'this be the hope and the programme of the real loyal people of both the North and the Sooth. To this end, let the people of every section pray and work without ceasing, until the hated mother and daughter of rebellionAbolition and Secession are both dead, aud buried together in a; common grave. Then our lost peace and prosperity will be restored Then and not till thea. ErJIes for Passengers and Condncton of City Railroad Cars. Rules for the Ladies. 1. When a lady en ters a car in which there are but few pas sengers, she should appropriate two seats, for the proper accommodation of her flow inS l"tB, and as the car fills up, yield not an inch 2 When a gentleman rises and proffers a seat to a lady in a crowded car, she will, if she belongs to the bon-ton, bounce into it without making the slightest acknowledg ment. 3. Loud talking and laughing is particu larly lady-like in public tafs p and should one of the passengers be the subject of mer riment, so much thfc mare refined. 4 If a conductor fails to bear a question asked by a lady, in reference to where she wishes to alight, and a ttnan answers for him, she will, if shlPCa true lady, "look him through" for taking such an un warrantable liberty. 5. Should a conductor forget where a la dy wishes to stop, let her, on leaving the cars, give him a "regular blowing up This will not only teach him to mind his business better for the future, but also teach him tt-hat position he holds in society. Rules frnr the Gentlemen I. It is the mark of true refinement in a gentleman entering a car partially filled to make a lounge ofthe seats stretching himself out at full length ! If his boots soil the cushions, no matter, the ladies (considerate creatures) wear dut ttrs for this very purpose to remove any mud or blacking from the seats, .left by these pentlsrileu. 2. Smoking has been prohibited, except on the platforms, from whence ladies are often regaled by aromatic rephyrs ; but chewing, that more elegant accomplish ment, is still allowed, and as there are no ppittoens in the cars, gentlemen can use their fancy by expectotating where thev please: some prefer the street, and should a uree nouer ana onng tne sal.va back into the cars, it makes a most agreeable shower n.. "Ul .'"ui iruiy "' o epmoon oi trie matting, and whatever is left theie by gen tlemen ladies will kindly remove by sweep ing np wiih their lengthened skirts. It is surprising how any one can doubt the ctili ly of long dresses, when thpy are found of such public service in wiping up tobacco spittle from our cars, &c. 3. When a gentleman sits opposite a beButiful girl, he should stare at her all the time. She will be much gratified by this,as all women are vain ; and if she chance to bluh under ihe gaze, it wilt bat enhance her lovelinees ! - 4. A gentleman should rise immediately when a fashionable young lady wants a seat, but show no politeness to either the aged or the shabbily dressed; it is the mark of a true born gentleman to show tbera bo attention whatever. 5. The most convincing display one csn give of being a "finished gentlemen" is to ask a lady in a crowded car to sit on your lap. Rules for Conductors. 1. Keep your cars dirty as possible cushions dusty, windows and lamps dingy. sure and never trim the lamp until the time lo light them, then use for that purpose the strongest matches you can find the damaged ones will be bes , as you will probably have to use a half a dozen for that purpose, and it will make an agreeable odor for the passengers. UE ,.i uoo.c iu ua-iujj uruicu g.ass attended to, especially ia winter. 2. Keep your hammers, &c, &c, under su.u.wu.. .u .... ,u. a jieaani variety to tne monotony oi car-riding forij0 the fortunate individoal who may chance to occupy that sett. 3. In winter, when the weather is intense ly cold; make frequent trips through the car (leaving the door open) to 6peak to the driver ; some of tbe passengers may re monstrate, but it is the duty of a conductor to attend to the health of the passengers by zficqucnt ventilation of the car. 4. Be all attention to vounc ladies, but quite the reverse to lbe aged of either sex. Indeed, it will be well, and we suggest it in this connection, that our spruce young conductors call a meeting for the purpose breaking up tbe barbarous practice of old people rid'ng about in cars. It will be well to put a stop lo this annoyance, as it is al ways their slow movements which endangers the situation of drivers and conductors by being "behind time." Should the meeting be successful, it will not only prove a bene fit to the fraternity, but also lo our foot citi zens generally and if by this arrangement the proprietors find themselves some hun dreds out of pocket at the end of the year what of that ! Is that to be compared to the situations of their employees being en dangered by being "behind time!" 6. fkmefeio nf our young conductors have adopted a very pretty and spirited mode of introducing ladies into the cars, viz: They ring the bell while the lady is still on the platform ; this gives her a graceful pitch in to the cars, which generally (without the passengers are all French creates visible merriment, which makes a pleasing varie ty these dull times. We warmly recom mend this elegant improvement to all our conductor,. Kte M. Evening Post. He RiPENTs. David A. Frey, editor of the York Pennsylvaniun, a Republican jour nal, says: "WE ACKNOWLEDGE IN SHAME THAT WE VOTED FOR' GOVERNOR CURTIN. GOD SPARE US FROM EVER AGAIN VOTING FOR SUCH A MAN." The Shoddy men and 4. C. Snrlin. Who sold to the Government, for the taSg of Ihe soldiers, shoddy clothing that one rain would uttfeMy destroy ? Republican Greenback Shoddy Contract ors. A Who sold shoes to the soldiers that had paper soles ? ' Republican Greenback Shoddy Contract ors. Who gave contracts to shoddy specula tors, and probably shared in the spoils 1 Andrew G. Curtin. Who, after they were detected In their swindling operations, cheating the soldier and the State, still retained them and gave them his confidence ? Andrew G Ccrtin. Who, then, helped them to cheat the sol diers and the State ? Andrew G. Cofiin. Who have speculated off the soldiers ! Republican Greenback Paymasters. Who have made money off contracts of all kinds in this war ? Republican Greenback Patriots. Who form Union League'!, bat do not go to War ? Cotton speculators, Draft Commissioners, Postmasters, etc.-all belongingto the Green back Aristocracy. Who want the war prolonged indefinitely that they may make money 1 Finally, who has aided and abetted this whole host of swindlers, robbers and scoun drels, who associates with them daily, and who is their favorite candidate for Governor the man on whom they "go their pile V ANDREW (I. CUUTIN. The pREii)E?rr8 ' VV bb Feet." The President, in his Springfield letter, said, in allusion to our ironclads and gunboats: "Nor must Uncle Sam's webbed feet be forgotten. At all the waters' margins they have been presnt. not onlv in iha Aan - j - ."w u... S sea, the broad bay and rapid river, but also 1 ? the narrow, muddy bayou and wherever ; me ground was a little damp, they have Deen and made their tracks." Upon this the Peoria Morning Mail petrates the following : per- We have no eagle change is there Abe swapped cur bird away ; We have no eagle any more, Ba! d headed, black or gray. Abe swapped away our glorious bird Got cheated like the deuce ! The t3lons for the web-foot went The eagle for the &ooe 1 j Questions or the Day. The following j dialogue occurred the other day between a pentlemari re?iding in Washington city and his friend out west, who he is visitiog : Host H cil, tiow are you getting along i at Washington, anyhow ? j Guest Oh, prtty well. We have plenty : of greenbacks. I live near the Treasury building, and, from my window,' I see a horse and cart back up every morning and j go away with a load of them for the differ? ; ent depanrneuts during the day. Host Well, but what do tho Adminis tration and people think about a fairs now? Guest Think ! Why they think if ibat "old horse" was to die, the Government , would go to the devil in no time Ex Neveb for,ake a frienJ- Wfaen galher around. whe ickn9 fal!8 on lbe hear!. when lhe wor!d js and cheerless is the lime to try true frendship. They who turn fram the ce;ie of distress betray their hvDOcrisv.and rtrnv that ini.ratt nnlv . m,ica them. If you have you nave a triend who ves vou. who has studied vour inter est and happiness, be sure to sus:ain him in adversity. Let him feel that his former kindness is appreciated, and that his love was not thrown away. Real fidelity may be rare, but it exists in the heart. They only deny its worth and power who never loved a friend, cf labored to make a friend happy. These smacks of heaven!" said a youth, and he kissed the maiden's cheek. Well, you've plenty of trie lip, I'm sure!" replied the madin. "Yes, and yoa've plenty of cheek," respon Jed the youth, as he repeated the osculation. A Moderin Munchausen, addicted to humming an air, beginning "Strike the lyre," was much suprised when one of his acquaintances, taking him at bis word, knocked him down. Nener be without a quarter in your pocket, and you will always be a quarter master. "Anything to please the child," as the nurse said, when she let the baby crawl out of the third story window. Most Men have some of the milk of hu man kindness in them, but there is a nation in the East consisting entirely of Kurds. The man who courted an investigation, says it isn't half as good as courting an affectionate girl.' The King of Portugal has ordered a cens us of the population, a process never before realized in that kingdom. 4 . . . . . rF-JUDGE WOODWARD IS A CITIZEN OF UNIMPEACHABLE CHARACTER.AN ABLE JURIST, AND A PATRIOTIC GEN TLEMAN." Philadelphia Inquirer, June 18, 1863, Republican paper.) This is a good endorsement of the Dem ocratic candidate lor Governor, coming as it does from one of tbe most' influential . Republican journal ef the State Two Dollas per Annua. NUMBER 50. fiow Am ons the Printers. r ' iHE first roller made for a printing press in Albany was made in 1816. One of the persons who aided in malidg that roller is stiil alive. We allude to that well known citizen, John G. White. The idea of a rol er came f-om New York, by Thomas Til men, who then worked for Webster & Skin er, at the Old Elm Tree Corner. Before the introduction of rollers, as every primer knows, "balls" were in order of the day, and night, in printing offices. The last person to ue balls, in Albany, was James Duffy, in 1844. Duffy iheti kept oa tbe cor ner of Broadway ar.d Hamilton street. The printers of Albany were so attached to old "ozy ideas, that they actually held an indig nation meeting lo put down Tillman and hie rollers. Thej insisted that it would reduce the demand for labor, cut down wages, and lead to ruination generally; Tillman, how ever, persevered, tie knew be was right, and resolved to go ahead. But he was so closely watched by the printers that he bad to work On the sly in a back cellar, with no one to help" him but John 0. White, who was then an apprentice boy to Webster & Skinner. The rollers made by Tillman, in 1816, were composed of green pelts. The pelts were rolled up in cloth or paper, and stamped cpon till all the oil was worked out. They were tb-Jn worked into a roller, The composition rollers, made of glue and molasfees, were not invented nntil about 1824. The improvement in rollers is bot one of the great advancements which have been made in the art of printing since 1816. fn that year the best press would only ihraw off some three hundred impres sions per hour ; at the present day, twenty five thousand ia attainable in the same space of time. The English LanHi&e. The words of the English Language are a compound of several foreign languages. Tbe English Language may be looked upon as a complication, both in words and ex pressions, of various dialects. Their origin is from ihe Saxon language. Our laws were derived from the Norman, our military terms from the French, our sientific names from the Greek, and our stock of nouns from the Latin, through the medium of the French. Almost all the verbs in the Eng lish language are taken from the German and nearly every other noun or adjective is taken from other dialects. The English language is composed of 15,734 words of which 6,732 are from the Latin, 4,321 from the French, 1,665 from the Saxon 1,669 from lhe Grek, 691 from the Dutch, 211 from ihe Italian, 105 from the German (not including verbs), 50 from the Welsh, 75 from the Danish, 55 from Ihe Spanish, 50 from the Icelandic, 31 from lhe Swedish, 41 from the Gothic, 16 from tbe Hebrew, I5ffcnth3 Teutonic, and the remainder trom the Irish, Scotch, Arabic, Sytiac,Turki ish, Portugese, and other languages. In Incident on the Rappahnncek A portion of our own and the rebel armies arecevided by the Rappahannock. Orders were recently givea not to Ere ort lbe pick ets cf the enemy nnless they attempted to cross lhe stream. Orders were also given not to hold an conversation. One of our soldiers, regardless of these orders, opened conversation with a rebel picket, crossed the stream, which is about twenty-live yards wide at ihe point where this occurred j and entered into a game of bluff with his rebel friend. They played for some time, when they got into a quarrel. Bosh had laid aside their muskets, and resolved to settle the difficulty with the fist. The rebel being the larger of the two, got the ad van tage of his opponent, and the Union soldier, picking up his mnsket, stabbed the rebel through the shoulder inflicting a very ngly wound which disabled him. The Union soldiar whoee name is Zundt, and ajesident of Brooklin, having won five dollars of the man, returned to his quarters in safty. Hit bayonet was covered with blood. Having violated orders he was placed under arrest for trial by court-martial. Ex. Ah Address to the Jury "Gentlemen of ihe Jury," said a Western lawyer, "yoa are met here on one of the most folemrt occasions that ever happened since I had a brief. Tbe defendant, being a stoat, able bodied man, rushed like an assassin opori my client, who is a frail young Wtdowj and, why did not the thunders of heaven blast him, when he stooped towards her,streatcb ed forth bis arms like tbe forked ligktnioga of Jupiter, and gave her a kiss on the mouth V try GOVERNOR CURTIN CAN NOT SE CURE THE SUPPORT OF EITHER HIS OWN PARTY OR HIS OFFICE HOLD ERS. Speech of Alex Cummtngs, before the Republican Slate Convention, Aug. 5, 1863. Mr. Commings is only one ot the many formerly Warm and influential' friends of Curtin, who now are deserting aim in the hour of trial when he most needs their sup port. So it is, Curtin has made a very on popular Governor, even with his own part Cummings is a leading Republican ! A Lady being asked what business be f husband followed, said be was engaged ia "finishing." Father explanation was nectt sary and after a brief hesitation she contin ued "'finishing his time in the State Pris- on. A YaSxes IkADi. Free tbe negroes 4 make- elates of tha white men. -