ENQRT i, . J i- - i: - I 0 s ; . W.JJ. JACOSY, Fublisner.l VOLUME 14. STIR OF THE NORTH ' rOBLISHKD ITIBT WSD.IESKiT IT J XSSI. 1. JJCfjSF, -Crficcpa Sain SI., 3rd Square below l&tktt -TERMS: Two Dollars per annum if paid w;ithm six months from the time of subscri bing: two dollars within. iht year. in"anVf.'iT0lii J D d,8COn of the saints (Laughter) unaa&ce permitted uniil all arrearages ar. , . ... .; ' ... . paid, unless at the option of tbe editor. vlr Cox 1 Wllt Bhow Jou lhat " he he Ihttrrms of advertising wi '11 be 'as follows ftonest, he is a disunionist. If he will give One sqjare, twelve lines three times, $(m9 his attention amoment, he will see him- Ono year . ...... M -A POETRY. XII iilemorlam. rJli' M"?or' rnuattruyu fataiif Iry Mrs. Margaret I T. Fi battle was farfmIy fasin? aro. . ,rba Je4ios of ireasm, omn.niib-r -r. When the ,rder w heard through9 reanJ "award, sow. to the charge 10 8TC- Then mm- wa proved, with rashdoatheroedrtr,,oW,n; Vtrhile the .. r.r ....... jwomenvwere mtt. Aathe foe waacudeavorinslT brcea to thia. .h. t!, . the noble and brave Iif left w.U o..t k a ... "U" d,e ; -, it ausr .rW.t 111 B V . Sir. m v. J 1 Sir. m.. - 3d comrade to nave 1 Vd cur, bin back Jfa peaM he m,ght ,,a- Ws vcice i. it. ferror"ick to ,mp'0re That oawai d they'd f and vanquish the foe" 4'Cro fcVwarl brave aJe9 Bor eTer iye cr T U tte baa henrf""" receivea it death blow." Ai d onward the-f ud leave him a,one' Bae otheri Wkifu who wure wtulol or slain ; St ronf ia lpirlt-he utUred 00 moaa' jVor eTer wsylrd of his fate to complain. Be thought of nou,a of tne ctierished onea there. Of a fatheryOM 'n('ut' sn tmih he had proved, And of ht"e mother a shade of despair Flii ted 0 h' UBI' M he called up the loVd. Ife kn i1 "3 iBtrrs Qiust long for him moarn, TU')titer lal be had to often caressed ; He a1' 1,1141 hi body might to thin b borne. To reP w'Ltl h'? kindred, and there calmly rest. r K t hou iht d.' the prayer lie. wa taught to repeat, AJiJ'es'd to "Our Father, by loved onea at home ; . He f rayed Unit alt in heaven might meet. Where parting and death should nevermore come. And of hia tev'd country, the land of the free ' Whe freedom to save bad coat him his life ; He naked that the friends he had left mi?ht soon sea Th An;el of peace bring an end to all strife. And soon bis Redeemer gave tokens of lore, -A love that iii foretaste of endless delight Of iaflnjte blis in the mansions above. Whore ieac is eteruai and sin can ne'er hi ight. " lli. eotintenanee heaming wilb oalm, holy joy, AaJ ron;kly inibmissire to Hearen's decrc. The pro'pecl of death no more cnuld annoy lie j)ati ntly waited his Saviour to see. . i His flag was triumphant, be heard with delight 1 he po.ns of victory borne on the air '.Vow t me depart to the mansion of light ; O Gad. I'm (ontent.Thou hast answered my prayer." t - We vh p fol the fallen, we ruiss him on earth. - Aim! moarn for the good and noble and brave AnVction mi t ever remember his worth, Anl tears bL.1I bedew and honer bis grave. But not witliout hope, for faith gildes the tomb, W find our support in the volume of Truth ; A3 tin hell appear in an immortal bloom, AU radiaal 'ith glory and unfauliug youib. , : w . A Peculiarly Rich and Stunning Discussion 2m Demuratie Meeting-at VermVljon, Ohio . Hon. Sim.. Ox Interrupted hy an Abolition Doctor1 from Oberlin Ckx questions Ihm .piendii Political Tilt. MiJiy of oar readers do not know that quite a nomber of Republicans were at the Demscraiic Meeting at Vermillion on the ,. 7ih iaotaot. Tr.e crowd, as have have here tofore said, was immense ; and in a West era ELeeerve county, only a fe miles from tbe seat -oi AbolitionisQi, Oberlin, it could sat well be otherwise than that a good and g idly sprinkling of fanatics were on baud, thongh we do not suppose they would av erage one to eveiy hundred in attendance. The Eepubiicans, however being astonish ed al tb! turo out, claimed that many of their paiiy attended the meeting. If this :.s tlia lact, we failed to discover them, as all, with unit exception, cheered the speakers and appeared 10 be "at home." VVbea Mr. Pendleton spoke a certain learned Doctor, (Bigelow, we believe bis came ia ) of Oberlin, began, as Cox expres ten it, ''to propound interrogatories.'' He " tried some dozen on the Cincinnati Con- j reestnan, who deftly drew him oat into the , admission that be didn't want the old Un ion with slavery. After he bad been lah i;d into seeming good order by Mr. Pendle ton, be'again essayed to ''propound" while Mr. Cox was speaking. The surgical op eration by which bis hide was taken off and : his fleBli lacerated, and his bones pounded ' has sever been paralelled in thia part of -v Vfhe-i Mr. Cox began he took up a posi tion immediately beneath him; the crowd ' 'pre weJ tip close, and at the first fire all be came eiiger to hear. Tbe large stand ira meiiau'ly overcrowded with people. . Mr. Cox was declaring that, however wrong jmd disloyal Democrats might be, it did not become the Western Reserve Re- publicins to reproach them. He would take nd lesoon of patriotism from such sedi tious p?eple. He would not call names; be would leave it to his opponents, if be .paid th t the Republicans of the Reserve ware Abolitionists, nullifiers and Secession isti, hi wonld prove it, and by their own Mes.itnny. If he could not convince them of the virtue of Demtxracy, he would at ,Ieait close their own pharasaical cant about fha Uaion." The person, said Mr Pendle i ton dt3 cot kuow, perhaps that he has be:a sinking over again and ugain Greery'a goii a'Dout the flag: Tear down the flaunting lie ;. ; ;Haif-mast the starry Gag, . 1 Insult 00 fehining ky S'h ka.es pointed ra;." TLOOMS'BURG. COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA., WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 16, 18G3. u-, Pendleton, married a danh- For l'jet Key, who wrote the Star tcr dinner. (Cheers) We hare the PS oar side, (laughter) and thisdts 'reely can't tear it down, even in Serve. I do not know who this ma- fjf our party is, but I will wager and fifty cents if not paid king 'hat he is from Oberlin. Nn nhs.ririf inn f n Iran f,. I : .V,.'. .I.-V,, TJ i . Philips don't you 1 "Yes ; and I can handle you at any time fc . f AV WaTIi ,r ttAA a,V.i, I Vi n t when we get throngb. Judging by the way your forehend retreata'so rapidly, I hare bandied vour belters. A lauah Wen dell Philips said : , "Until 1846 we thought ii possible tokill slavery and save the Uniou " We then paid; "Over tbe ruin of the American Church and the Union is tbe only way to fraedora." . From 1846 to 1861, we preach ed that lesson. By your admission to Mr. Penledon that yon are not for thn old Union, yon have also been hand in hand with Wendell Philips. Perhaps yon were honest in it. You do not wish to be pirli cepts criminss with the poor sinners and criminals who hold slave, do you eirl Dr. B 'Never.' Mr. Cox Then you will not commune with such sinners in Church, nor unite with them in State Dr. B. I would make all men equal be fore God. Mr. Cox You thereforejwo'd destroy the Union rather than to associate religiously or politically with slaveholder?. What are you then but a disuniontst 1 f Cheers) You are a twin brother to Jeff. Davis. (Laughter) If you hail from Oberlin, you do doubt join ed with.lbe other saints in commeroating John Brown's death, or in the dark and stormy 2d of December, 1859; when Vir ginia hang him aid sent his soul on the downward march. (Laughter) Wbei your Rev. Brewster and your negro orator, Lang ston, defied the horse thief, and murderer, you were then, I doubt not. Mr, B. assented. Mr. Coi You shouted when Langston paid ; "But why preserve the Union, since its only object is to eternalize slavery. Such a Union is not worth perpetuating With all my heart I would s&y lei it b aboliched. I hate a Uuion of thpse Slates as I hate the devil, for by it I am bereft of every right as a ci:izen , and denied ail pro tection for ray personal liberty " Oh ! je, personal liberty was a great thing for ne groes, when you defied the Constitution ; but it is a poor thing for a white man like Va'landinsham, when the Constitution is eutraged At this of your Reserve disun- ionists and I read it from a pamphlet 1 - 1 printed by your friends it was resolved (page 8,) that 'in -och a contest and under such a dire necessity, we may say, let free dom stand, though the Union be dissolved." The dire necessiiy was the choking of John Browu. Becanre Virginia did that, you would not live with her in the Union. 1 submit it to yon, now, whether you did not deserve his fate? Cheers This people will remember the Welling ton rescue cases. A batch of Revolution ists of Oberlin strove to break down the Federal authority right here ThiF man be fore may have helped rescue the negro boy John from the United Slates officers. He ia a pretty person to call on others to npport the Feperal Government. These Oberlin rescuars sought like South Carolina, the agency of the State to do it. The Republi can Governor Chase and his Attorney Gen eral helped it on. I have the account of that meeting in a Republican paper. Here it is! Here Mr. Cox held up the Ohio State Journal, of May 26 1859, pretty well j You do not deserve the attention I bestow, worn. It has seen some service, this pa- j only that von are a type of a class of slan per: a little tbe worse for the wear like ; derers. Yoa approve of the resolutions, or the Republican party. Laughter. Dr. B Let we eee it, if yoa please. Mr. Cox banded it to tbe Doctor. He looked it over, wiped his specks and pro nounced it "genovine." Mr. Cox This paper says there were tenor twelve thousand Republicans from Reserve present. No doubt Oberlin was there. Laughter Perhaps yon were there, sir ? Dr. B Yes, I was ; and am proud of it. Mr. Cox And yoa approved of their ac tion and resolutions ? Dr. B Yea sir, I do and did. Mr. C Now 1 have you. If I did not prove yoa to be secessionist, revolutionist and nullifier. tuen there is no truth in your statements. I read further that this vast meeting marched into Cleveland, with ban. ners. with revolutionary devices and music, John Brown had not then been bang, else they woatd have sung bis march instead cf the "Marsailles." Old men were pot at the bead of the procession, with flags im printed with "1796." Then came the Lor aine county delegation yonr crowd, sir- of mobocrat against the Union. Yoa were in it.' Perhaps yoa carried the banner in scribed "Loraine" oa one side, and on the other : Here is the Government- Let tyrantr beware . Do yoa remember that ! , Yoa do.. Well where was the Government? It was not then in the . Administration oh J no you had not then got Lincoln and hia Cabinet at Washington. "Here ia the Government ' ; jn this mob of Jaw-haters and higher law Tratb , revolutionists ? Here is the power to over throw and destroy. What a commentary ! We Democrats said then as now, that the Government is not in men ; not in mobs at ; Oberlin, nor agents at Washington ; but in I Constitution. Cheers We say let iy ! rants beware who violate the governmental .' hlfl .Tflfl.Fa WFa out elan, I K . I Vl Government against mobs in Ohio, in 135, or in New York city in 1363 ; against usur pations of State authority in 1850, orot Ved era! authority in 1K63. Cheers. Yei it is the Democracy that i reproached as dis loyal by such scam of sedition as floated to the surface then, and has floated ever since. This meeting was a type of the Repu'li. can party It followed Lincoln's doctrine. Every prominent Republican in Ohio was there, by persan or letter. You, my sweet evangelical friend, voted for one ot tbe Com mittee on Resolutions, Mr. Blake, and made him Congressman. Chase approved by speech, and Denoison by lettei, of the meet ing and iis objects. GiJdtngs was Presi dent. Perhaps you have heard of him. Dr. 3 A nobler man dos not breatho. Mr. C No doubt ou approved of his course. He told Mr. Ewing in his lelt;r of the 7th of November, I860, that when he "held up to the Republicans, the hurttbug 01 dissolution, that he was a coward, and an unvirile minion rf the slave power" you thought him a prophet When hu ad vised you to shoot down the United Stales officers, with warrants for fugitive slaves, as pirates, you thought him a loyal patriot. When he glorified the State habeas ccrpiis, and the guarantee for the liberty of negroes, you thought him a wise man. But now, when your party despise habeas coipus out rages, personal freedom for white men, and by the perjury of an Ohio Governor, per mits a white roan to be banished, not for crime, but for prevention, you think you are so high in your loyalty that all Demo crats are "Copperhead traitors." (Cheers) So much for Giddings and the inciviem he taught and you followed Who else Were- at this revolutionary meeting ot traitors to revolutionize "a portion" of -the peiople against the Federal Government Here is th Committee on Resolutions: B. F. Wade. Republican United State Sen ator; James Monroe, now Consul al Per nombuco, an Abolitionist and a itittnm:M: Congressman Blake. Ashley, Edorl n Philemon Biis; Bascom. Republican edi toj at Xexia ; Peler Hitchcock tepu;!icnn Senator; Liautenant Governor R. C Kir, and a lon list I will not name here. The whole Republican party were there rt;re sen ed. D. K. Carter, one of Liti-o!n's ap pointees to a Judgeship at Washington, and a loud Union mart now; Root, of San dusky ; Delano, of Mount Vernon, who pretendet to be shocked at traitors now ; Judge Spauldinf, the Cleveland Congress- maa : 1 renuem Asa aianan 01 uoernn, 1 j 1 1 . 1 1 -1- : : . . u ! , ! anu oluer" inc'ua'nS lu ub w -Tr iiv . ..-.. laogston ioaa s orator ior negro iruups and Governor Chase. These were the trumpets ot sedition, whose voice inspired . . ... . . . not. in God s name, she shall not. be made a hunting ground for slave catchers " Yon applauded that. Dr. B assented. Mr. Cox He said : rtStand steady. trnFt io God and keep your tpowder dry, and look for the things that thill 6e.," You had dry powder too. LaughierJ Chase made ball cartridges at Columbus. The things that should be have since been John Brown revolution, and bloody war for the negro. Another said : "Let the Federal authority make the issue and lest the fact whether tee will execute the laws. They know not how soon the smonldering volcano will burst nnder their rotten carcasses." And you applauded that, now have tha frigid coolness and brazen effrontery to appear among us and talk, as you did to Mr. Pen dleton, about disloyal Democrats Cheers "Decleration of Independence" an it was called. You confessed that Do you re member them 1 Here is one : "That the enforcement of such laws as the iFugitive Slaye law, against an uuwilling people, is productive only of evils threatejicg the public order and the stability of govern mental isolations." Yoa hurrahed lor that. What now of the conscription law? Laugh ter Some are unwilling to go to war. That law compels ; yoa would not enforce it hey Laughter What a bean'iful specimau of a Copper head ! Laughter Do yon still approve of that disloyal resolution? Yoa are all at once dura. Cheers Yon wore Tery food of lalking all day. Your speech was exceedingly free. Your intermeddling in this meeting lik the intermeddling generally of your class was very unpleas ant, disorderly and conspicious-2 Why don't yoa answer now? Cries of "Hit him again" "Bully for Cox" "He's nothing but a nigger thief." I do not mean any personal attacks opon him. He may be a nigger thief ! no doubt he and bis superiors have been making trouble by thsir inter raedling politics for thirty years ; but he iadnmbas an oyster now. Won't yoa please say, now do, whether yoa still far ther that resolution, Jasi nod ; yis or no. Not a nod. f Laughter I ana aorry 1 closed yoa up so qaickely, Laughter Well, the Democracy say; lei all taws be ' J " oDeyea; uouscnpuuu Mw-fuiuis Law and all whether we liked them or not tin may . .ujuuivtieu .u u, repealed by ataluta, Cheers We fought and Right- God and our Country. all lawlessness and mops in 1859, as we denounce them now. We stand by the Federal Union in 1863 as we did in 1859. when this gentleman and others were A voice Don't call him a gentleman. He once said he would be willing to have a negro to marry one of his daughters There's ajyoung man here that is ready to swear he heard it. Laughter Young man Yes, I be. Cheers and laughter. AI r. Cox Never mind that That is a domestic matter, and connected more with tasio than polilics. Laughter I siid I would prove this Oberlin Evangelist to be a Secessionist. What else do Jeff. Davis and his confederates hold but that they will not have United States laws enforced on an "unwilling people?" This is Lincoln's doc trine of 1848; and these Reserve disorganiz ers, aided by Chase,;Delano Dennison &Co., have been the friends and aiders of Secessionist-; for they afforded the pretext and gave the provocation to Southern revolt. Cheers. Con-ull the ordiance of secession, and, Judge Brinkerhoff's dissenting opinion in the habeas corpus case from Oberlin, and you will find this nullification doctrine laid down almost as recorded in this Republican platform. It is the State Rights Calhoun doctrine intensified and eularged far beyond what Madison ever dreamed, and far be yond what democrats ever dreamed when they nsed it in their platforms. Madison never proposed to make nullification or secession the remedy for any grievance: but his remeday, was, as ours is, under the Constitution and by its amendments. This was,and "Democratic doc rii.e And Abo lition made itself as secession did, the sole judge; above the Supreme Court, above all Federal auiuority, of all the modes and measures of redress. Hence when this man before me approved this heresy, he became the twin brother of Jeff. Davis. Laughter and cheers. I do not know wn,cu 18 1110 Uleue8l revuiuwuu iy bcicj sion and war, or revolution insidiously by oinlant A tmlinnnltiin am1 f)hirlin Pthifft But unlit both heresies are expunged from the American mind, peace and good will I will never re'urn j At tSi inse prt of tbe stand -javn way it (i'1-cqi.nic ,f is beinit over crowded, a i l t ' 1 to ihr roonU Fortunately, no i one wa- .eriously injured, at. hough Mr. tMtt.etnn s son was eor.s.uienibie brui-ed bv others falling noon him. Mr Cox and ; J - a your reporter, being "liht weights," re rnained above. During the coafusion ihe Oherlm Evanjelisr sTipped cfl, and was seen no mere. Mr. Cox soon returned, and closed his speech amid great euthnsi aam. Such a lesson to Oberlin was much needed. It was given .vith good humor, and will long be remembered by the "saints" and others present. United Statics Lottery Some facetious gentleman has perpetrated the following. The points need no explanation: United States Lottery! Great induce meni! Bnltiant 'Schemes!! All Prizes and j no Blanks'.!! Tickets for this Lottery for I Aill'. a. PU.c.a 1 nr 1 f .1 i tt pi K II 1 0 ! .tllTf., No Internal Reveoue Stamps required. The drawing of a prize number will enti tle the iortunate individual to. 1 new highly finished musket; 1 bran new euit of clothes. 1 pair of shoes and stockings; 1 elegant blanket. 1 nice haversack and knapsack 1 nice cartridge box, with 60 rounds of 1 nice tin plate, tin cup, knife, fork and spoon. In addition to this, the holder of the lucky number will have a regular income of S13 per month, and "when this crnel war is over," will receive a capital prize of S100. With such inducements, the mafiaer hopes to be largely patronized by atf appre ciating public. This is no humbug, catch penny institution, but'genuine lottery, in which the managers will fulfill all they i promise. I Legalized by act of Congress, approved ; March 3, 1863. j All prizes cashed py the Provost Mar- I shals of the different districts. Time ol drawing will be duly announced, ! and any one drawing a prize will be im mediately notified of the fact. Colonel J. B. Frt, Manager. A countryman walking along the streets of New York, found his progress .lopped by a close barricade of lumber. ' What is that for ?" said he to a peieon in the street. "0, that's to stop the yellow fever." "Aye, I have often beard of the board of bealh, but I never saw one before." BTGOVERNOR CURT1N CAN NOT SE CURE THE SUPPORT OF EITHER HIS OWN PARTY OR HIS OFFICE HOLD ERS. Speech of Alex Cummmgs, before ths Republican Slate Convention, Aug. 5, 1863. Mr Curamings is only one ot the many formerly warm and influential friends of Curtio, who now are deserting him in the hour of trial when be most needs their sup port. So it i. Curtin has made a very un popular Governor, even with his own party. Gumming s a leading Republican ! A country paper, in puffing a soap, says is the "best ever used for cleaning a dirty man's face. We have tried it, and there fore wa know. WOODWARD AND FREEDOM. Yes, we'll rally round the Flag, boys. Rail) once aain, Shouting for Woodward and for freedom ; We'll rally from the hillsides, We'll gather from the plains, Shouting for Woodward and for freedom ! The Union forever ; borrab, boys, hurrah! Down with Oppression, Up with the La,w ! While we rally round the Flag, boys. Rally once again, Shouting for Woodward and lor. Freedom ! We are rallying to the polls, boys, Three hundred thousand more, Shouting for Woodward and for Freedom ; And we'll march in solid rank?, As our Fathers did of yore, Shouting for Woodward and lor Freedom ! The ballot-box forever ! hurrah ! boys hnr Down with, Oppressiou, (rub! Up with the Law ! While we rally round the polls, boys, Ually once again, Shouting for Woodward and fyr Freedom ! We will welcome to our number The Honest, True and Brave, Shouting for Woodward and tor Freedom! Although he may be poor. He thall never be a 6lave, Shouting for Woodward and for freedom ! The Union forever, &.c. We will hurry to the polN, boys. From the East and from the West, Shouting for Woodward and for Freedom, And we'll teacti Oppression's crew, With the Nigsers and the rest, To shout for Woodward and for Freedom ! The ballot-box forever, &c. Only an Irishmen. A correspondent of the N. Y. fForll writ ing from Philadelphia; August 8, says : In June last, during the excitement caused by the opening, in a fashionable mansion on Chestnut street, of a negro recruiting depot, nnder the auspices of the so-called 'Loyal' League, 'Cnlontr Thomas, one of the most active mm:t.rsol that body being asked, 'What do you intend to do with these men V replied, 'To 6hoot down the G dd d Irih.' The gallent colonel's intentions were car ried into effect on Thursday last. Oa the Ctellan Hills, the most lovely spot in tbe vicinity of this city, a choice space of irou:vi has been taken possession of to form a nesro ramp. On Thursday evening list, an Irishman, living with Mrs John Butler as coachman, in the immediate vicinity of the camp, was returning with his wife and three ftnall children the youngest of seven from an ineffectual attempt to get off a younger brother who had been drafted. Proceeding along a public highway, he arrived two hundred yards from borne, on the edge of the wood in which an encamp ment is located. Here he and his party were stopped by the challenge of a sentry. This proved to be a negro on the other side of the fence separating the camp from the road Alter answering his challenge, the negro ordered the pirty to move on. The woman and the two elder children did so. The Irishman with the youngest child in his hand, stayed time enough to remark, 'Woy should I move on. I am on a public highway.' The negro hailed ihe corporal of the guard, 'Here's a fellah hyur won't move on.' The immediate reply was 'Shoot him.' This order was al once obeyed. The negro fired; the bullet, narrowly miss ing the child pas-ed through the Irishman's wrist, and entered the intestines. The man fell and died in twenty minutes. Colonel Wagner, the officer commanding the regiment has written to Washington justifying the occurrence on the ground that the man was an Lifki in. An Item for thc Home Circle. Some says, and truly too, that there are few fami lies, anywhere in which love is not abused as furnishing the license for impoliteness. A husband, father, or trother, will speak harsh words to those be loves best, simply because the security of love and family pride keeps him from getting his head broken. It is a shame that a man will speak more impolitely, at times to his wife or sister than he would to ar.y other female, except a low vicious one. li is thus that the honest affections of a man's nature prove to be weaker protection to a woman ic tbe family circle than tbe restraints of society, and that a woman usually is in- debted for the kindest politeness of life to those not belonging to her own household. Things ought not to be so. The man who, because it will not be resented, ioflicls bis spleen and bad temper upon those of his heartstone, is a small crowd and a very mean man. Kind wards are circulating mediums between true gentlemen and ladies at home, and no polish exhibited in society can atone for the harsh language nd disrespectful treatment too often indulg ed in between those bound together by God's own lies of blood, and the more sa cred bonds of canjugal love. PATii;.n A street conversation ove; heard by our reporter. Demoirat "Good morning Mr. Republi can. Ready for the draft ?" Republican "Ready ! If ray distracted country needs me if she requires the sac rifice of my life if tbe tottering edifice of our glorious Union needs to be cemented with my hearts blood if it is necessary for preservation that she strides onward to vic ory over my dead body I hen sir the victim is ready ! With a heart prepared lor any fate, and with'a firm trust in Divine Provi dence, I shall, with a living feeling of doing my duty, march boldly on to the Collec tor's office, and. pay my S300 dollar. Test of Abolitionism. All U not gold that 6hines, and the loud est mouthed philanthropist and rsformer some times caves in when pat to a severe practical test, like the following: "I had a brother-in law," said Moses Parkins, "who was one of the ravenous, maddest, reddicst hottest Abolitionists you ever saw. I liked the pesky critter well enough, and should have been very glad to see him corne and spend the day, fctchin' my sister to see me and my wife, ifjhe hadn't ,lowd his tongue to run so 'bout nigger? and slavery, and the equality of the races, and the duty overthowing the Constitution of the United States, and a lot of other things, some of which made me mad, and the best of them right sick. I puzzled my brains a good deal to think how I could make him shut up his noisy head 'bout Abolition. Wall, one time when my brother-in-law came over to stay, an idea struck me. I hired a nigger to help me haying time; he was the biggest, strongest, greatest nigger you ever see. Black, he was blacker than a black cat, and jest as shiny as a new beaver hat. I spoke to him 'Jake,' says I, 'when you hear the breakfast bell ring don't say a word, but you jest come into the parlor and sit down among the folks and eat your breakfast.' The nigger's eyes stuck out of his head about a leet. 'Your jokin massa, sez he, 'I shan't haveo time to wash myself and change my shirt.' 'So much the better,' sez L Wall' breakfast came and so did Jake, and set down 'long side my brother-in-law. Ho started but didn't say a word. There want no mistake about it. Shut your eyea and you'd kuow it for he was loud, I tell jou. There was a first-rate chance to talk Abolitionism, but bro;t.er-in-law never opened his mouth. ' 'Jake,' sez I, 'you be on hand al dinner j lime,' and he was. He had been workin' in the medder all the forenoon it was as hot as hickory and bilin' pitch, and but I leave the rest to your own imagina tion. "Wall, in the afternoon, brother in-law came cp to me madder than a short tailed bull in hornet lime. " 'Moae ,' sez he, 'I want to speak to you,' " 'Sing it out,' sez I. " 'I han't but few words to say, sez he 'bat if that ere confounded nigger comes to the table while I'm stopping here I'll clear out.' "Jake ate bis supper in the kitchen that night, but from that day to this I never heard my brother-in law open bis bead about Abolitionism. When the emancipa tion proclamation was issued I thought he'd let out some, but he didn't, for he know that Jake was still working on the Libert? or thic Ballot Illustrated. The following delectable conversation is re ported in the Louisville Derzocrat as having taken place in one of the townships during the late Kentucky election : Voter I want to vote. Judge Are you a loyal man ? V. I am. J In favor of suppressing the rebellion by a vit-orous prosecution of ihe war ? V. f am. J. In favor of voting men and money to prosecute the war ? V. I am. J. Are you in Jfavor of supporting the Federal Administration and the enforce ment of its laws ? V No sir; I am opposed to the policy of the present ad rrir.ist ration. J Are you willing to take this oath ? (handing him Col- Foster's oath.) V. Yes, sir; I will take that oath. J. Are yon willing to take an oath in ad dition to support the present administration ar.d the enforcement of its laws ? V. No, sir; I will not take such an oath. J. Then sir, you cannot rote here. V. I will take an oath prescribed by the Constitution and laws of Kentucky. I only want to cast one vote, and that for 'Colonel M'Henry. J. .You cin't vote here, sir; ar.d so help me God, no man shall vote here to-day without he is willing to swear that he will support the present administration. 2d V. Judge, will you please inform us, sir, where you get your authority to require such an oath as that to be administered ? J. Thai's my business, sir, and if you don't leave bete I will fine you. An Irishman once riding to market with a sack of potatoes before him seeing that tbe horse was getting tired, dismounted, put the potatoes on his own sholders, and again mounted, saying. "It is better that be should carry the pailaties, as he was fresher than the poor baste." CP-JUDGE WOODWARD IS A CITIZEN OF UNIMPEACHABLE CHARACTER.AN ABLE JURIST, AND A PATRIOTIC GEN TLEMAN." Philadelphia Inquirer, June 18, 1863, Republican piper) This is a good endorsement of the Dem ocratic candidate ior Governor, coming as it does fiom one of the most influential Republican journals of the State. "Halloo my little man," said a gentle man from a wiudow in the second story in hia mansion, to a little urchin passing by, who was gazing up with much apparent wonder; "I guess you think there is a little heaven op here, don't yoa bub?" "Well, yes sir. I should, if I hadn't seen the devi stick his head out of the window." Two Doilas per Annum. NUMBER 47. A flij Inclination, I was acquainted with a well-disposed young geptleman of large fortune, whoaa j only fault was the habit of swearing such I a habit that ha often declared that he would I n ,.a nf m frt rt tl na In n nl .,.1 nf It Tlt.a ,C. nail U.0 IUIIUIIO i" fec I J VI I. M. 1110 desire came to tbe ears of a Quaker, who thereuporshad an interview with the young gentleman, and said : "I can core thee of that bad habit." Whereupon the youth caught hold of the Quaker's band and gave it a. hearty shake saying "How can you perform that miracle ?" "I can tall ihee, I have heard that Jthou art just my size ; nobody will know thee thou shall come to my house, pat on the cocked hat, the coal without buttons, the knee-breeches, and the shoe-bucklea ; and thou wilt find that the strangeness of the dress will have soch an efiect on theewhen thou art going 10 talk, that it will .restrain thee from swearing as thon perhaps know est, my friend, thatweQuakers nevec swear." The youn? man cheerfully assented to the proposal and accompanied the Quaker to his house, where, after changing Jhis clothes, he took his departure in the garbjof a Quaker and went on his way rejoicing. Tbe period of the young gentleman's tour elapsed, and the Quaker, all anxiety, started to meet him. Having methim,be said "Well, friend, haw hast thou got on V "Very well," replied the'yoong man, "Hast thou bworn so much wiihj that dress on thee ?" The young man, rubbing the sleeves of his coat, replied "Certainly no!;Jut Iftt a decided incli, nation to lie." Homestt the Best PoLrcr I know the old hoary, moss-grown, orthodox adage goes lhat "Honesty is the best.policy," but it is prejty clear.to my mind that most men are infidels upon this tenet ; for"raosrnea have a sharp eyeto policy, but few'men embark on the ship of honesty to reach that Ellysiao harbor. No thought have I of de nying that the man of unanswering.integrU ty will come out best in the long" ran, even as respeals temporal inleret ; but this doc trine belongs to the creed of faith, and not of eight Truth, jealous of her ownceles tial beauty, often hides her earthly recom. penses, in order that the soul may be en amored of herself alone, or if not alone, then in supreme adherence. Never mind that she is conducting every one of ber disciple to thrones and principalities they shall not always see the issue of the adventuron pilgrimage, but betimesj shall behold her clad as if in beggary, ay, scorned and spit upon and scourged, as if she were a culprit condemned and given over to victors. A Good Name The Abolition party hd a good name. It is an Abolition party in fact. It has abolished the Constitution of tbe United States. It has abolished the good feelings which bound the North and South together. It has abolished the Union ol States. It has abolished the habeas corpus. It has abolished the right sf trial by jjry It has abolished gold and silver coin from our midst. It has abolished low prices for all articles of domestic use. It has abolished the lives of tens of thou sands of brave white men. It has abolished the pease and security throughout the country. It has abolished the respect we command ed abroad as a nation. It has abolished about all it can abolish, and the next thing it will abolish itself. Somerset Union. PREACHERS Dratted. The Washsngto, Pa, Review say : There appears to be a Providence in the recent conscription in one respect at least A large number of those blatant pulpit politicans, who have so earnestly impressed upon others the Chris tianity of shedding blood, have been con scripted. Of course they go; those anxious to wace a war of extermination should not. hesitate abont "wading ia gore" them selves. We'll see." A thouand years aq;o a little star sent orth a ray of light. Last night it reached the earth, and gladened a million hearts. So the true teacher, the true philanthropist may to day start a ray of light that will flood tbe minds cf millions in years to come. If the man who has got to the top of the bill by honesty is ashamed to torn about and look at the lowely road he has travelled, he deserved to be taken by the neck and hurled down to the bottom attain. How the Prince of Waiea popped the question to the Princess of Denmark "Please dign to marry me?" And the fair Dan deigned. More than twelve thousand deserters have been arrested and returned to service in the armv. A Short time 6ince,a a well-known Ei glish master in a grammer 6choot was cen suring his pnpil for the dullness of his com prehension, and consenting to instruct him, in a sum in practice he said : "Is not the price ol a penny loaf alway a penny V when the boy innocently re plied, "no, sir, the bakers sell them to for three palf-pence when thay are uic.