ff TT1 rtrTTTTF II 1 TTfT) f 111"""" M L 1- J J; Jr. U. J1CQSY, FcblisfccrO Truth and Right God and oar Country Two Dollas per Annua. VOLUME 14. BLOOMS BURG. COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA., WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 2, 1863. NUMBER 45. STAR OF THE NORTH IUBIJS5SD VXHT WKDM8PAT IT " wa. n. Jacob r, OHIes oa Hail, St., Ird Square below Sarfcet, , . TERMS: Two Dollars pr annum If paid within six months from the time of subscri bing : two dollars and fifty cents if not paid within int. year. No subscription taken for a less period; than six months; no discon linuanoe permitted until all arrearages ar paid, unless at the option of the editor. 7Ui'enrii of advertising vriU bt as foliates: One square, twelve lines three limes, SI 00 Every subsequent insertion, ..... One sq aare, three months, . ...... 3 Ooeyear, . ...8 25 00 00 erijoue flottrg. . ",J--L'LI - v fgz BiSTILE DE2I0C81T. IT P. O TUKGCSON. . Tbey bore him to a gloomy cell, And barred biro, from the light, Bectuss ha boldly dared to tell The people what was right, . He dared liis single voice to raise , Ajaitist oppression's power, f . To ihow Dy trwh's unerring rays, V Tae dangers of the hour. They called him by a traitor's name, - ' And with a fiendish hate, Heaped ori bis head a load of shame, Such as on felons wait. hearth, They dragged bim from his peaceful . Upon an enemy's word, Although ':he vilest man on earth, Should by the law be heard. They shut him up, they could not chairs His free and fearless soul; The sacreJ chamber of his brain, Was free from their control. Tbey could not bind the eagle thought That from his mind look flight, Efface the lesion he had taoghi, Nor bear the truth Jrom light. For tho' within a dnngeon damp ' Tbey shut him from the dy, They cou'd not quench throth's airy lamp That burns with fearless ray.. But hark upon foe sea of life, What sound comes from afar ! It i the harbinger of strife, - C( red, ensanguined war. it if the people's voice that break, , Like wild waves on the ear; It im he people's tramp lhat shakes - - The earth both far and near, ' Lif: op thy head, O martyr brave, - Thy chains will broken be; Tho people come their friend to save, 1x30 k up, thou will be free ! Mr, Buckalew's Letter To the Rlfcting at HughesviBe, Eastern Ly coring, August 22d, 1863. Gentlemen of Lycoming : Yoa are to be commended for assembling yourselves as men opposed to the Administrations at Uarrbburg and Washington, and I am glad to contribute to your proceedings the expression of gome few earnest words. Au issuii between Power and Liberty is distinctly presented us by the policy of oar rulers, and if we stand indifferent to i, or 'acquiesce in its decision according to the pleasure of those who a.pire to be oar masters, what shame will be oars 1 what loss :ind . injury ! what degradation and eternal disgrace t .By liberty I do not mean license, but that regained freedom established by our ancestors which we have enjoyed hitherto without qu estion, and the example of which we Lara held forth proudly, before other natiocs as the reproof of their systems and 1 the glory -of our own. ; By powjr Ido not mean legitimate au thority, but authority usurped and lawless, pursiiug its own ends over a broken Con futation and through the baleful flames of civil war. Between these -between power and lib- erty-aa' yoa - hesitate .in your ehoice? Will yen hold cp a balance and weigh, ' doubtfully, the arguments which sustain liberty ugliest those which oppose it I . ' Necetisily-Safety-are these the magical : wo?ds by, which despotism is to be changed in ci arr.ct3r and made fit for our adoption T Shall the plea of tyrants be accepted as our standard of public rule ? Shall we concede force, and justice, and wisdom, to one of tha most impudent, false and inja riouS' doctrines ever intruded into the dis cussion of public affairs t But there it a necessity (quite different from that asserted on - behalf of power) which we must cow admit a? most evident and urgent a necessity thai tee rid our stlvti cf those uJia plead necessity as the justijGcatioh of their misdeeds. Those who carrot .govern lawfully and justly are not to govern !t all, but to give place to others. For' it is monstrous to say that the incapa' ble ancl - ilcious shall lord it over their fc!Ior3. " The rulers who say they cannot govern by law and according to right, stand eelf-coadetaned. Judged out cf their own nonius, tl.ey are nnfc for rule "and should be rted oat of power. r Osnt'eaien ; the greatest sca of Ne w Knj'snd speat nest of his Ufa : and won Lis jjreai ; fame ia this Commonwealth. TTe are pi-oud that he became a Pennryl V42haand tocrank in our-Lfstory with the founder of this Etate with the illus trioas nan rLo established it "in deediof jcs33." Let us try tLa hgo of tyranny by tte jaclgrsent cf that greet man. 4 Let iiVIfe the zpolcglz? cf arbitrary poT;er I and advocate of ''strong government, ' who fills our ears with impassioned discourse upon public safely, and national life, and necessity, to go with us to our great com mercial metropolis and there stand with us beside the modest slab which marks the resting-place of 'Benjamin and Debo rah Franklin.' Oh! how mean, and piti ful, and lew, and utterly false and detesta ble will there sound all these apologies for wrong all these pretexts for stealing away or taking away from the people, the rights and liberties achieved for them by the ere at men of former times ! We will hear the voice of Franklin sounding in our ears those memorable words of wisdom and warning which should be written up or hungup in great letttrs wherever the people meet for consultation in times of public danger ; "Those who would GIVE . CP ESSENTIAL LIBERTY TO PUR CHASE A LITTLE TEMPORARY SAFETY, DE SERTS NEITHER LIBERTY NOR SAFETY 1" Gentlemen j Your political opponents think that patriotism should be called loy alty, and made to consist in unconditional, unquestioning devotion to an administra tion of the government. I believe you will agree with me that this great virtue requires no new name borrowed from the literature of monarchy ; that it is shown in devotion to the Constitutions and laws of the United States and of the several States, and that the true patriot regards public officials with a respect precisely propor tioned to their observance of law, justice and right, and to their skill, wisdom and honesty in the performance of their public duties. Judge your public men fairly but freely. Let no man put a padlock upon your lips, cor impose upon you any of tho false and pernicious sophisms of arbitrary power. An important election approaches in this commonwealth, and another import ant one succeeds it next year. At these, you are required to judge those who have ruled or misruled you since I860, and to determine, as far as your votes will go, the policy of the future. You need no labored exhortation from me to inspire you with seal, courage, determination and fidelity in the discharge of your electors duties. Behold ! the evils which affiict the cation and tho dangers which threaten it These exhort you, beyond art of mine, to right action, and justify that opinion which we hold in common, that upon Democratic success iu the elections just mentioned depend the existence of free, liberal and just government in this country: a re storation of Union founded in consent the avoidance of future wars, and the pre servation and growth of that material pros perity which results from good govern ment when vouchsafed to an united, in dustrious and virtuous people. I am, your fellow-citizen, and obdt. servant, - ; C. R. BUCKALEW. Wri tf Fmklin., by Spark, . TIT, pf. 107, 429, 430 This was the declaration of the Provin cial Assembly of Pennsylvania, November II, 1755, in answer to Governor Morns upon the question of exempting Proprie tary property from taxation. Despite the fact of Indian depredations in the border settlements and the danger of extended hostilities, the Assembly refused an ap- .... propriauon 01 money ior military purposes unless the same should be raised or repaid in a just manner, by placing the burden equally upon the property and resources of the colony. Equality of taxational an essential principle qf liberty was then stern ly vindicated by the men of Pennsylvania, and military necessity was plead to them in vain as a reason for surrendering or fr l t e . i w&iring vneir ngnis as ireemen, ana nena ing their backs to a burden of injustice. Dr. ifranklin was a member of the "As sembly and prepared most of the docu ments on its behalf, in the dispute. See JAfe by Sparks. Works, v. J. pp. 179 80. 196. A Ecactifnl Sentiment. Shortly after the departore of the lament ed Heber for India, he preached a sermon which contained this beautiful illustration : ' "Life bears us on like the stream of a mighty river. Our boat at first glides down the narrow channel through the playful murmuriogs of the little brook and the windings of its grassy , borders, The trees shed their blobsoms over our young beads, the flowers seem to ofler themselves to the young bands; we are happy ia hope, and grasp eagerly at the beauty around us but the stream hurries on, and still our bands are empty. Oar course in youth and man hood is along a wilder and deeper flood, amid objects more striking and magnificent. We are animated at the moving pictures and enjoyments and industry around ns; we are excited at some short' lived disap pointment The. stream bears ns on, and oar joy rand griefs are alike left behind ns. We may be shipwrecked, but we cannot be delayed ; whether rough or smooth, the river hastens to its home, till the roar ot the ocean is in our ears, and the tossing of the waves is beneath ocr feet, and the floods are lifted op around us, and we take our leave cf earth and i:s inhabitants, until our fulcra voyage there is no witness save the Infinite and Eternal." Banal of a Confederate Offieer in Baltimore. j Arrest of All Parties Attending the Funeral. Captain William D. Brown, of the Con i federate army, formerly of Baltimore, vat j one of the wounded at the battle of Gettys burg, and died in Hocphal upon the field, July I0;h. Permission was obtained from the Military authorities by his lather, Mr. John S. Brown, to proceed to Gettysburg and bring the remains to Baltimore for bur ial. Accordingly, some friends of the de ceased repaired to the battle 'field, bad the bodv embalmed, and brought it to this ciiy, when it was deposited in the mausoleum at Greenmount Cemetery. The friends of the deceased were invited, through the press, to attend the funeral yes terday afternoon, at the cemetery. The father, with a number of acquaintances, repaired to the spot at the appointed hnur, when the body was removed to the ceme tery chapel. Here all assembled, when i the funeral services of the M. E. Church was gone through with by the Rev. Messrs. Slicer, Sargent and Owens. The Coffin was then carried to the burial lot, and deposited in the ground. After this last rite had been performed, and while those present were about leaiing the cemetery, a military guard appeared at the gate, the officer iu command sta ing that his orders were to arrest all parties at tending the funeral. The attendants, to the number of nineteen, were then taken ur der escort to the Gilmnre House, and placed in a room in the second story, adjoining Gen eral Tyler's headquarters. The officiating clergymen named above were not arretted, they having left the grounJ after the chapel service.- ' - It is stated that the services in the chap el were confined strictly to those for the burial of the dead, and thst no eulogistic discourse was spoken. The body ' was clothed in the suit which ' the deceased wore on the fie'd of battle, although a state ment had been made that a new confede rate uniform had been procured and pi iced upon it after reaching Baltimore. The gentlemen arretted were kept under guard until 9 o'clock, when Colonel Ctees brough, of General Schneck'a staff, appear ed and informed them of the circumstances which led to their arrest. Information had been received by the military auiho ities that the body of Capt. Brown had been dressed in confederate uniform, after its arrival, and kept here several days for the purpose of allowing parties to view it. The gentlemen were dismissed to appear before the authorities at 10 o'clock to day. t3alti more Gazette, August 3d. Gen. Hooker's Farewell Speech. The following speech was made by Gen. Hooker, near Frederick, Maryland, to a crowd of officers lounging around head quarters, upon the reception of the nears of his removal : " I tell you, gentleman, that at Chancel lorsville, I was engaged but two hours with Lee, while the other twenty two were tak en op with lbs authorities at Washington. 1 never wanted to command this army never cared for it never said I wanted it to anybody; but was placed here by order of the President. I hoped io remain in the army till the rebellion was crushed. I did not care so much about being its leade r. 'I always said this was the greatest army of the Republic, and say so still. Yoa have fallen into good bands, under a glorious old soldier meaning Gen. Meade a glori ous old soldier. I have been exiled to Bal timore. What I shall do there I don't know, for I don't know a d d woman, mac, nor child there." Capt. Cox, of the Commissary Depart mert, here interposed, and said, ''Gener al, I'll give yon letters." Great laughter from all round "I won't command where I cannot have entire control myself. Already the army has been benefitted by the change. Ten thousand men have been withdrawn from Harper's Ferry. I pitty any man who com manded the Army ot the Potomac. I en countered many things I little dreamed of when I took command. I have been ham pered and fettered." Col. Davis "General, has not that al ways been the case with all its command ers 1" Hooker, reluctantly : ull always fow" Gen. Hooker at this point passed down the avenue between the tents to the md of thd street avenue, and again spoke, nearly as follows: "I want all reporters, as well as soldiers, hear what I say, and print it in capitals; I leave here because ray usefulness has departed. I shall resign from the arney, and go to California, where I am respect ed." - Stage Arms ! An anecdote is related of of Gen. Logan. When he was a Colonel, at the commencement of the rebellion, six companies of his corps, becoming aggriev ed at something, stacked arms and refused to do duty. The Adujtanl informed Col. Logan ot !he difficulty, who on hearing it, exclamed : Stacked arms ! ' The dev .! tbey have !" Then, pausing a minute, as he considered the emergency, be continued : "Well, Adjutant, I'll give them enough of stacking arms." Accordingly, he formed the remaining four companies inline, with oaded muskets, and stood them over the malcontents; whom he compelled to stack and onstack arms for twelve hoars. Labor Lost. An organ griuder pt aying at the door of a deaf and dam asylum . GETTYSBURG. Shout! shout ! For the work so well begun, For the deeds so nobly done, For the field so bravely won, And the victory that is ours! Ring, O bells, our triumph out, Brightened sunshine round, about, Shadows vanish, vanish doubt, And ye winds bear forth our joy, Shout! shout ! ttiumhant shout 1 Weep ! weep ! Step are stilled that ne'er shall come To the waiting ones at home, Hearts are chilled, and lips are dumb, And the noble lowly lie ; Peaceful patriot, brave your sleep, Green the sods that o'er you heap,' While a ransomed people keep Still as fresh your memory, Weep! weep! in reverence weep 1 Sigh'.! Sigh ! Homes are hushed and desolate, Heads are mutely bowed to fate, Hearts may bleed but ne'er forget ; Love will yearn, though hope is lost. God of mercy from on high, Hear the stricken mourner's cry ; Even this cup of agony Thou can'st turn to blessedness ! Sigh ! sigh! in pity sigh ! Praie ! Praise ! To the Lord Jehovah's name, God of battles and of flame, As of old, who is still the same, Guards his chosen Israel ! His shall be the thanks and praise, Songs of joy to Him we raise ; God hath justified hia ways; Right hath triumphed gloriously, Praise! praise! exultant praise ! THE LOST BANK NOTE. BT A RETIRED ATTORN IT. For the present, with its serene joys, I sometimes look back upon the past with its trials and its struggles. In my quiet home in the country 1 feel as thoush the battle had been fought and the victory won. To me lile has been a busy, butt!ing pcene, and here, in my quiet library, sorronr.deJ by the well-thumbed volumes of Blackstnne, Chitty and their fellows, I feel as though I had completely emerged from the din of the world, and that my heaven had com menced here on earth. In thirty years of practice I have been an actor in many a life-drama, which may pos sess to others some portion of the interest with which I regard them ; but more for ray own amusement, however, than for the edi fication of the reader though I trust my narrative may not be without its moral I transcribe from the page of memory an in cident from ray experience. I was sealed in ray office, busily engaged in hunting op the law for a certain case of some importance, when the door was timid ly opened, and a young lady, apparantly not more than seventeen years of age, step ped into the room. Without being very pretty, she had countenance and an expres sion which failed not to attract (be interest of the beholder. She was quite pale, and seemed to shrink with instinctive dread from the glance I bestowed upon her. But her sweet face and gentle manners had already won my sympathy. Her sad face and timid move ments assured me thst she had a painful tail to tell ; yet I was not indisposed to hear it. A visitor with a less prepossessing face would have called forth a frown and a short answer, for I was in the very midst of an I investigation which promised to reward my search if a sitisfactory manner. Shedvanced towards my desk, and 1 closed ray book, and rose to receive her. "Mr. Docket !" said she, and I saw ber lips temble with emotion as she spoke. I signified to ber that I was the person she sought, and handed her a chair; a civil ity which her trembling frame enabled her to appreciate, for her agitation seemed to be entirely beyond her control. After allowing her a few moments to re cover herself possession, I gently , inquired her business with me. "I have a brother," she began, and the hot tears filled her eyes, and for a moment obstructed her vision. Her heart seemed to choke with its wild beatings. "May I know whom I address !" I asked moderating my voice, so as to afford her all the encouragement which gentle tones could convey, "Alice Wade," she replied. "Yoa seem to be in distress. Let me beg of yoa to be calm, perhaps your case is not no bad ai yon suppose." "May Heaven grant that it be not !" "Take your own lime, Miss Wade. Per haps you had better wait a few moments till yoa feel better able to proceed, and in the meantime I assure you of my desire to serve yoa" "Thank yoa, sir," sobbed she, as I turn ed to my law books, so as not to embarrass her by seeming to be waiting for her to re cover her calmness. But I bad lost the clue to the investiga tion, and though I fixed nay eyes on the! book, it was only to think of the weeping j maid by tny side. I waited till her sob-j bings ceased, and then carefully approach ed the object of ber visit. "1 am taking up your lime, Mr. Docket, ; but I have heard that yoa were a kind and charitable gentleman, and I have ventured to seek your aid." It was a very blunt compliment, bat I doubted not its sincerity. There coald be no hypocrisy in that gentle .maiden none, even to accomplish the most cherished pur pose. "Whatever I can do for yoo, Miss Wade, shall be done with the greatest pleasure," 1 added. "Thank yon, sir.'' "You must not look on the dark side of your case. In law, we regard a man as in nocent, till he is proved to be guilty ; and yoo must not regard anything as hopeless until all efforts to redeem it have failed." I continued, with a smile, from which she seemed to gather the hope I desired lo im part. . "I have a brother, an only brother, who is in the deepest distress." "His name 1" I asked, taking a pen, rea dy to note down the facts in the case as she detailed them. "Richard Wade 1" "Go on, if you please." "He is a book keeper, in the store of Den ley & Co." "Ah," and I wrote it down, and being acquainted with the firm, I began to feel more confidence iu my ability to aid my fair client. Denley & Co. were merchants of estab lished reputation for integrity and upright ness. "My mother is a widow, and dependent upon Richard for support. She had been afflicted with a cancer for more than three years, so thai I can do nothing but take care of her and do the work at home. It takes all of Richard's salary to support us and pay the doctor's bill, but he has labor ed cheerfully for us, for his poor suffering mother. Richard is very kind, and never thinks of the many privations which our cir cumstances compel him to endure. He is contented to work early and late, and never spends a dollar on himself. Ah, sir, he is such a good brother !" "Your mother roust be grateful for such a son, and yoa for such a brother." "Oh, we are, sir ! But poor Richard ! he is in jail now and again she sobbed as though her heart would break. 'Indeed ? In jail V " I was not quite prepared for such a catas trophe as this, and I confess that my feel ings, lawyer as I was, were much moved. Bat it was possible that the poor girl was deceived ic regard to her brother that he was angel at home, and a demon abroad, as I have known more than one man to be. Yet I could not reconcile the glowing eulo ginra which the young lady had pronoun ced upon his character with such a conclu sion. "Of what is he accused, Miss Wade ? Nay, do not weep ; he may be innocent." "1 know he is !" she answered, with con siderable vehemence. "Then be assured his innocence will be made apparant to the world " Woild that I could feel so !" "Now, if yoa will please state the facts of the case, I will make a memorandum of them, and I doubt not we shall be able to make a good case of it." ''Why, mother's sickness had reduced my brother's finances down to the lowest ebb so low that we had not even enough I to pay ou; quarter's rent, and the quarter bills. Richard was much disturbed by this difficulty, and for several days he was very sad. Bat one day he came home with an unusually cheerful face informed as that he bad paid the rent and all the bills. "We inquired where he had obtained the money. He told as he had borrowed it of a friend, who bad started that day for New Orleans. We thought nothing more about it till a week after that was yesterday when he did not come to dinner. We were not alarmed, however, but when he did cot come home to supper, we were much dis turbed, and I went to the s'ore to seek him. "Mr. Denley told me that he had been arrested for stealing a hundred dollars ftom him about a week before. I was horrified at the charge, and had nearly fallen upon the floor." The poor girl wiped her eyes, and I in quired the ground upon which her brother was accused. "Mr. Denley was inclosing a hundred dollar bill in a letter to send away by mail, at the desk where Richard was writing, when a runaway horse dashed by the store. He flew to the door to observe the mad ani mal leaving the hundred dollar bill, as he declared, and the half written letter, on the desk. "On his return, the money was nowhere to be lound. Richard had not seen it. Search was instituted, but it could not be found. It happened that our landlord, who is a brother-in-law of Mr. Denley, wished to change a hundred dollar bill, and casual ly mentioned that he had received it from Richard in payment of his rent, which had been delayed several days. "Mr. Denley immediately identified the bill as the one he had lost. He is very pos itive, and is ready to swear it is the very bill he lost. An officer was called, and poor Rrichard was thrown into prison. Of course he could not produce the person who lent him the money, and Mr. Denley chooses to regard Richard's explanation as a mere invention." It was a heavy blow to the poor girl, and heavier still to ber sick and suffering mo ther. It certainly looked like a bad case. Th young man's sadness in view of his unpaid bills, his sudden cheerfulness, though the debt itself still remained, and worse than all, the positive nature of Mr. Denley's evi dence, were all against a successful defence But 1 had hopes of getting him off, for the identity of the bill, unless actually register ed by number, was a matter to which few coald positively swear. I made up my mind to elear him, if there was any such thing even to clear him on a quibble, if no other means offered. I had little hope of establishing his innocence, for my reason assured me that Richard, good son though he was, was guilty ot the crime with which he was charged. I succeeded so well in assuring Alice Wade that her brother would be restored to her, that she was tolerably cheerful be fore she left. "Yoo aro very kind, Mr. Docket ; and I fear we shall never be able fully to repay yoo. Here are twenty dollars ; it is all we have, but you are very kind; and she ten dered me a roll of bills. "No, Miss Wade, nothing. Keep your money; you may want it though 1 pray that you may not." She took her leave, after again thanking me, again and I proceeded to consider the case. I need not detail to the reader the partic ulars of Richard Wade's examination, upon which he was fully committed. The Grand Jury found a true bill, and be was arraigned ior trial. All that my poor skill and humble elo quence could accomplish for the prisoner was unsuccessful, and, to my grief and con sternation, the Jury brought him io guilty, after being out five hours. Poor Alice ! I could not endure the thought of meeting her and telling her of the destruction of all her hopes, and instead of going to my office, where she awaited my coming, I took Mr. Denly's arm, with me intention or getting mm lo make a statement, by the aid of which a mitigation of the unfortunate young man's sentence might be obtained. Almost unconsciously I led him into Parker's where we seated ourselves at a table and called for a lunch. "It is a very hard case, Mr. Denly,' said I ; poor Wade's mother will suffer more than be." "I know it; but one eannot submit to be plundered in this manner. Besides, it is a duty we owe lo society to assist in punish ing the guilty.' "True ; but after all' Mr. Denly, yoa may be mistaken about the bill." "Mistaken ! Impossible ! I am sure of the bill. It was the same one ; if there had been a particle of doubt about it, I should not h ave sworn to it, of course.' "It might hare blown out of the win dow." "The window was closed." "Yoa must think Richard Wade was a fool to take such an opportunity of robbing you, when, as you testified, he handelod butidreds of dollars of your money every day. If be had meant to rob yoo, it seems to me he would have chosen a belter oppor tunity.' "The fact is undeniable." "Oh no; I could mention a dozen plain er cases than this, where innocent men have been punished." ' There is no chance for a mia'ake.' "Yoa migtt have thrust the bill into your pocket and lost it." "Bat the sime bill reached me again through my brother-in law, who received it from Wade,' he involuntarily thrusting his hands into his vet pockets. Suddenly I observed a nervousness iu his manner, and with both hands he began to fumble with great violence at the left hand pocket. He bad thrust one finger through a bole near the top of the pocket, and was exploring the recess inside the lining of the garment. 'My God !" exclaimed he, suddenly ris ing from bis chair in the highest excitement while with a nervous twich he tore away the pocket and drew out a bit of crumpled pa per. My heart leaped as his tremblicg band unfolded the paper. It was a hundred dol lar bill ! ' God forgive me!" exclaimed he, and his cheeks glowed with shame. "Yoa were mistaken, ihen ?" "I was ; come to the Judge with me Docket," and he rushed furiously towards the court house. I need not inform the reader by what for malities the judgment was reversed but it was done at once. Perhaps some violence was done to the forms ; but Richard Wade walked with roe to my office, where he was folded iu the arms of his loving and devoted sister. He was saved ! He was innocent ! What a thrill of joy ran through the veins of that lair girl ! We were immediately, joined by Mr. Denely, who took to himself much blame for the part he had acted. He apoligized in very humble terms io his book-keeper. "You meant right, Mr. Denly," said Rich ard, taking his porffered hand, in token of his forgiveness. "1 was wrong, and the events of this day have taught me a lesson which I shall nev er forget," replied the merchant. "I shall make yoa each amend as are in my power and I begin by raising my salary." "Thank you, sir, yoa are too kind. My innocence is established, whici is of more consequenca to me than anything else." Tbe parties left my office soon after. The scene, when the poor mother was in formed of the result, can easily be imagined by the reader. Since that day, I have been proud to nnraber among my personal friends the members of the Wade family. ' Richard's friend returned from the South a few days after. He bad not received the letter Richard had sent him, and was igno rant of tbe events which had occurred in bis absence. Richard paid him and it is not very singular that this same friend be came the husband of Alice two years after. Mr. Denly kept bis word with Richard; the year after he was admitted as a partner, an4 his long since made his fortsne. Life Insurance. Josh. Billings, the great modern philoso pher, has been having some experience in life insurance business. He says he made application to the "Guarden Angel Lile In surance Co.," when the following question were propounded by a ''slick little fat fel low with gold speck :" let Are y a mail or femaill i.'sp,fstate bow long ya have ben so. 3d Are ya subject ta fits, and ' if so, da yu have more than one at a lime ? 2d What it ynre precise filing weight ? 4th Did ya ever hav enny ancestors,and if so, how much t 5lh What iz yore legal opinion ov the Constutiiioqality ' ov the ten command ments 1 6th Do yu ever hav enny nite mares 1 7th Are ya married and single, or are ya a bachelor ? ,. 8th Do ya beleve in a future state f if yu du, stale it. Sih What are yure private sentiments about a rush ov rats to the bed ; can it be did successfully t 10th Hav ya ever committed suicide, and if so, how did it seem to affect ya ! After answering the above questions, like a man in the confir-natif, the slick lit tle fat old fellow with gold specks on eed I was insured for life, and proberly wud re main so for a term ov years. 1 thankel him and smiled one of my most pensive smiles. Frimship In every man's life there sooner or later comes a time when tbe ser vices of a friend are invaluable, and when the want of them works desaster and some times ruin. No man, be he high or low, rich or poor, from tbe monarch to the beg gar, can afford lo lose,' a friend ; for no greater loss can belall a man to lose, and no greater folly can a man commit than to throw off or neglect one whose friendship be has no reason to doubt. Hamlet says ; "Tbe friends thou hast, and their adop tion tried, Grapple them by the soul with hooks of steel!" Fcll or Btrrrra. 'Sarah, dear said a waggish husband lo his wife, 'if I were ia your place I wouldn't keep the babe so fall ol butter as you do.' 'Batter, my dear, yoa mistake, I never give it any butter.' 'No, bu; yoa poured about a quart of milk down it this afternoon, and then trotted it on your knees for nearly two hours. If it doesn't contain a quantity of bolter by this lime it isn't for want of churning" A negro about dying, was told by his mio istertbathe must forgive a certain darkey against whom he seemed to entertain very bitter feelings. "Yes, yes," be replied. "If I dies, I forgive dat nigga; but if gits well, dat nigga, by golly most take car 1" Th celebrated portrait painter, Sture, once met a lady in the street in Boston, who saluted him with : "Oh, Mr. Stuart, I have just seen your miniature, and I kissed it because it was so much like yon." "And did it kiss yoa ia return ?" Why, no." "Then," said Stuart, "it was not like roe." In a Fix. "If I keep on dyeing my whis kers, they'll draft mefornnder forty-five,' said a perplexed American ; "and if I leave offdyeing 'em, Polly won't have me. Any how, I calculate I'm in a tarnation fix; for I hale fighting, and can't give up Polly." ; 'And wilt thou ever be unfaithful to me again V 'Nay, dearest.' 'And he neighed. 'And wilt thou be ray own faithful loving wife? O, wilt thou ! And she wilted. 'And we shall live lovingly together in a little shanty sha't we V And she shanlied. Wnr, Gsorcc, what are yoa hoeing in the garden for at this time o'ntght '""Well, I was awful dry, mother, and don't the Bible say "Ho every one that thristelh V Tbe old lady drew in ber head, closed the win dow and collapsed. A paragraph has been going the rounds, of an old lady who has a moustache on her lip. It is not uncommon for young ladies ia in this vicinity to have moustaches on their lips. Lrr the patriot soldier remember the sub lime words of Pompey the Great : 'It necessary for me to go it is not necessary for me to live.' Why is sympathy like blind man's bafff It is a fellow feeling for a fellow creature. Harry J , having beeo requested to open some oysters, after knocking them teboul for some lime, exclaimed : "Upon my, conscience but tbey are mighty hard to peel !" Jokks complained of a bad smell about the Post Office, and asked Brown what it could be? Brown didn't know, bat iug gested that it might be caused by "tbe dead leuers." Copy of a sign upon an academy out west: "Freeman & Hoggs, School teachers, Freeman teaches the boys atrd Hogg tb. girls. - - A CoRtotiiAK, en being asked at break- : fast how he came by ';hat block eye stld 'be slept on his fiat.1