i 4 6 - ' ! T7. B. JACOB!, Proprietor. Truth and Right -God and our Country. Two Dollars per Annccs VOLUME 13. BLOOMS BURG. COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA., WEDNESDAY JUNE 19, 1861. NUMBER'24. ( i i S s STAR OF THE; NORTH rtULMRrD ZVBBT WM JXIIDAT, iT, ; ' w. n. jicoar, . '.; QfilceonMalnStjtrdSqQtro below Market, . TERMS : Two Dollars per annum if paid within fix months from the time of subscri bing : two dollar and fifty cents if not paid vtithin. the year. No subscription taken fur & less period than six months; no discon tinuances permitted, until all arrearages are paid, unless at the option ot the editor. . The terms of advertising veil! be as follows: : tne square, twelve lines; three times, SI 00 Every subsequent, insertion,. . . . . . 25 One square, three months, . . v ; '. . 3 00 Due year,. .:, v . ; . . -.T : 8 Oo i n ii - . - - j- . i .ii -i.r - - J i - i-i From the Luzerne Union. " "QUI UNION FOREVER." Tp k u -"S r , - . All bail the strength "VatonW name ! , Jloa answeclo her cau., . . ... -Baise high the glorious. VStaVa nd Stripes," And let them wave o'er all. . This sentiment alone comes forth,' . And bursts from every month ; Our country, it shall know go North, tiax f hall it know a South. - . "The Union" whole ''mnsibe preserved,'? What else oar foes may say ; And for the conflictwe are nerved,.-, Ana we shall, wiu tne day.- Traitors ! your doom is sure and just: And it you well may fear ; ' Go hide your face in- the dust, s Your "day of fate" is near ! '' Ye "patriot sons" of "freedom's sires' With bold and burning hearts, : , Go! save your country Irom disgrace, . Though you from friends must part. In freedom's cause ve'll alt uni'e. With souls and body's powers P Although the battle long should wage, , ., Tit conquest shall be ours t - - May 27, 186!.- - Tare Blcb. THE flflSSE BBiLER'S STOST. : Many years ago, before the era of rail roads, and when highwaymen abounded . along the southern route from Kentucky to New Orleans, a noted Kentucky drover,who had been to the ."lower country"' with a large drove of horses, which he had sold for cash was overtaken by night, on his re turn near Springfield, in the county of Rob ertson, Tennessee. He remembered that a little distance ahead was a quiet inn he had never stopped at," and be. determined to pend the night there. " As be rode up to (he house, the landlord, respectable looking person, received his horse and led him away to the stable, while be invited the drover to enter the public sitting room. ' Here ha found two young men, one of whom, from his resemblance to the laud lord, he recognized as his son ; the other, omewhat older, from bis mannersappear ed also to belong to the family. Immedi ately after supper, (during which time the drover stated where he had been and what lock he had met with,") the son mounted a horse,' and staling that be was going to Springfield to stay all night, rode off. The ' Kentuckian. having looked after the com fort of his horse, soon after requested the landlord to show him his room, which was done. - - i, , - -.-!.; As the traveller slipped off his garments, he felt tor the leather belt about his waist, to see thai il was secure. This, contained hie gold, while his paper money was con tained in a large wallet, carried in a pocket made for the purpose in the inside of his vest. Depositing these articles beneath his pillow, he extinguished the light, and threw himself upon the bed, when, overcome bj the weariness, be soon fell asleep. How long he had been in ihisstate of for geifulness he could not tell, when he was aroused by 'some' person endeavoring to open the window near the head of his bed. At the same time he beard suppressed voi ces without, as of several persons in whis penng coTnurialiori- ' ' ' Startled by this suspicious appearance of things,' the drover reached joward the chair, on which he had thrown bis clothes, for bis weapons, when to his dismay, he remem bered that on his arrival, when preparing to wash off the dust of his journey, he had lain them aside within the bar,-and had neglected to resume them. 1 - ' -- . Scarcely conscious of what he' was doing, tie. defenceless r drover .slipped from , the foot of tbe bed and hid himself irr the dark ness behind' a lot of woman's dresses sus pended from the walls of the' house, and watchedTtbe motions of.t nan who now lowly and cautiously entered the room. He even fancied be could detect the reflec tions of the dim. light upon , an upraired knife, as the man approached the bed, with staggering and uncertain Steps. But' great was bis relief wher, instead of an. attempt at murder,' the intruded carelessly shuffled oil his clothes, and throwing himself into the bad he bad just vaaated, was soon bur ied in deep slumber The man " was . evi dently drunk, as his loud, socorbus breath ing plainly indicated. , .1 , '. - Not knowinj-what tomake of ihis strange affair the drover determined to dress him self, call up the landlord and have this sin-g-aUr i illusion explained. He had reached hisclclbes and slipped on his trowsers and vet nssvinj toward this door, when steps were hiard castioasly crossing the outer roora.' Once more ha sought shelter cf the dresses, which completely screened his psrsors, and avrai.el the entrance ef the peser.s, whesver they night be. Present ly $h Coci cf lb 3 room wes silently opened ir.j 'tsacT- thiir sppsaraEC. . It readily distinguish them to be the innkeep er and the man that he had seen at the supper table. . "Step lightly, I tell you," whispered the landlord,' "or you'll wake him up, and then we will have a pretty mess on our hands !'' "Wake!" replied the other with an oath. A man that snores like that, I reckon ain't easily awakened. Yer scared! Here give me the knife ! I'll show you who is scared ! Yon secure the money it's un der the pillow I saw him put it there and i'U do the rest!" : V The old man was in advance, and as he stood between the window and the drover, the latter could see his form bent over the bed, while bis hand seemed to be reaching beneath the pillow. ' ' ' '.' "Here, Bill, take it. Here is the wallet, and here is the belt. My God, how heavy it is !'; and he passed the money to his com panion before tbe other bad yet reached the bedside. - . ' : '' ' ' ' " - ' - The old man then pot his hand to his bo som, and the trembling' drover saw him draw forth the long blade the other had giv en him. For an instant the murderous weapon was poised over his head, and (ben descended with hissing sound upon the persC?."! of the poor wrelch in bed. Another and another stroke followed in rap id succession.', A .half stiffed' groan, a few gasping sobs escaped .fhe dying man, a cbn voNive tremor of the bedclothes, and all was quiet. . . " - . The murderer paused in bis blcody work for an instant, as if to satisfy himse.'f that life was extinct, and then with fiendish de liberation, drew down the coverlet and to make all sure, passed the knife from ear to ear, across the throat of his . victim. Then wiping the instrument upon the sheets, tho villains moved quickly from the room. As soon as the sound of the footsteps had died in the distance,' the horror stricken drover escaped through the window, and run with all speed to the neighboring vil lage, where, arousing the people of the ho tel, he told his fearful story. A small crowd was soon collected about him, and when enough of the facts had been gathered, they accompanied him to the scene of the foul murder. All about the house was still, but on ap proaching the stable a light was discovered within ; and moving noiselessly to the door, and peering through the cracks, the two murderers were found in the act of digging a grave beneath the flooring. A rush was made upon them and they were arrested At the sight of the drover, who was i fhe , first to consult the gjilty wretches.the land- i lord uttered a shriek of terror, and fell to j the ground, while his accomplice, pale as a ; corpse, gazed upon him with affright, not doubting it was the ghost of the murdered man who stood before him. ' ' The party now proceeded to the house. dragging the two murders along with them, j i ne larany was oy ui.s time a.armea, ana , mewim .nuu-us.Hcro, .ue w.nu.oru, i-Mifol gir whom he had long loved. All gelher with the servants of the house, igno- j went Bmoolhly and he waf on the point of rant of the terrible crime that had.just been pr0p0Bingt.ny bad he on a few pre enacted so near them, inquired into the ; ,iminitrv word. when . bntton wav t. :r ' i j l. r .1 t 11 1 . i cause of the disturbance. - r j j .- 1 i eo strangly murdered instead of the horse dealer. The wife and daughter followed. When the bloody covering was removed xignis wCr procure, anu, sun Keeping iahed abrapUy away, and the lady, hurt the prisoners with them, the people enter- at his unlooked-for departure, made an en ed the room where lay the body of the man, ga?emer)tfor a 8ieising party next daV , , . , - - , , , ,. ' , 1 I uciciuiicu ia?caiut ill 111c lave, auu 11 a frorn the face o th. corps, and the full l.ght j opon a thread. Always secure your retreat ' man has any of its composition he is sure of the candle glared upon ,t a loud cry in ,ove as m war Tni9 u a precaution to exhibit it when his newspaper subscrip burst from the ho? of the landlord s wife. f xi. a -k-u . r . uT'iy son 1 ' my murdered son J Who has done this I And with a hysterical scream, she fell insensible to the floor. "No! no! it can't be so mother," ex- cla.med the daughter a. she struggled o reach the bed But the terr.b.e truth burst upon her, a. her eyes fell upon the mangled iuiiu net i-iuiun, u Bpon the body. The cries of the broken-heartea females seemed to arouse the old man for a moment and gazing wildly at the sight before him, he also realized tbe terrible truth he mur dered his own son. On investigation of the facts before the magistrate ol Springfield on the following day, it was ascertained that the son of the innkeeper, who was a disipated young man, bid visited the town on the previous eve ning, where with some of his associates, he had been engaged in drinking till a late hour; and being too much intoxicated to remount bis horse and ' ashamed to meet his family, some of his fellow gamblers had accompanied hirn borne; -and supposing the room in which the drover bad been put, to be vacant, they assisted the drunken man into the window. It was their, voices .the lodger bad beard; and thus it was that tbe hapeless youth met his death and- our friend providentially escaped. The accomplice of the landlord proved to be his son-io law. : From that awful hour the wretched moth er of that murdered boy murdered by bis father's band, remained a raving maniac. It is only necessary to add, in concluding this tale of horror, that the drover recovered his money ; and Justice, claiming her due, the two murderers paid the penalty of their crime npon the gallows. , Shortly after this last event, the people of Springfield, to whom the scene of the unnatural murder had become an eyesore, soon assembled and levelled the buildings to the ground. Tbe spot is now covered with brambles and thistles, and pointing out to tbe stranger s a place to bs avoided ; for the ignorant as. ctrtthat it ia haunted by ' ths ghost cf tha Cariosities of Courtship. . - A proposal was written and sent by the post,in the days when letters travled quietly at the rate of ten miles an hour on the mail coach. The : anxious lover for the first week breathlessly expected the reply, but it did not come. The week he pined, and was sleepless; still no: answer. The third week he became indignant. 'A civil ac knowledgement, was his due. She was heartless and a flirt." The next week he cespised her, and congratulated himself on his escape and, when at the end of it, he received his own letter back from the dead letter office, because he had, in his agita tion, forgotten to direct it, he had so com plete!) outlived hio love that he never pro posed to that lady at all. I once saw a middle aged invalid making love to a young g'ul. After making great efforts to secure an opportunity of meeting her, he drew his chair close to hers look ing into her face, sighed heavily, drew his chair still closer, and, while she looked at him in astonishment, and I in the distance : h)g to run every risk for your cause. You strained my ears to hear what tender re- j have proven yoursell a good fireman; now, mark followed all this preparation, I heard ' my dear son, prove yourself a true Chris him whisper with great emphasis : '-Who ; tian soldier. Never look at the quality of is your doctor 1" I need hardly say that your victuals, nor complain of hard beds the proposal failed which followed this The life of a soldier is made up of priva-well-judged commencement. A more par- lions. - Remember the hard bed of your donable case of a man's absorption in bis j blessed Saviour on the Cross, suffering for own pursuits was that of a very 6hy lover, whose one-idea was horses. He never found courage to propose till he had per- suade'd the lady to go into the stable and j an swer they gave him vinegar and gill. look at his favorite horses. There he spoke, You, my dear son, must season your food and there she answered ye?. But this was j with these thoughts. Your country requires natural and pardonable; a shy man may your aid ; and as my blessed Mother gave feel this vantage ground, and feeling his up he Son for us, so I give you to sustain own inferiority in the drawing-room, may the good cause. You have sworn to defend yet be aware of his superior knowledge and the flag of our Union, and I trust you will superior porer in the 6lable, where his do so with honor, to the shedding of the horst? is his throne and lie himself a king, j last drop of your blood. Do nothing that A marriage fook place, not many years ; will bring a blush to mj check or to your ago, in the great world, whsre the two lov- ! own, if it phould be the will of God to spare ers (long attached, but separated by the j you to return. Obey your superiors wiih a desire of their parents,) met under an arcn-j willingness that may show a good effect way while each was taking refuge in Lon- j upon your comrades. Good or bad exam don from a sudden shower of rain. Neither ' pies have each their own effect on a large of them had the least idea of the neighbor- body of men, and I know you would like to hood of the other when the sudden meet- j hear your companions praised for their ing occured, which decided the course of good conduct. Let every thing you do be their future lives. In another case, the 6n- to the honor and glory of God, to the aid of gagement was broken off on account of; your country in her need, and for the sal limited means, and the gentleman went vation of jour own soul. My I'ear sor,, if abroad. Returning after some year ab- sence, he arrived late on the railway plat- form and rushed into the first carria2e he i reached, iust as thn train was in mntinn In be fooml (whh ,ief molher) the tacy ' ht, ha. h.. rt :ni .niuavnr: ,n (orgctf anJ ,he mee'ing enJed in one of"the i,.DO;M. mAea. Han Anderson i. 1 a c , in or.e of his books, an amusing account of a young rrfan, newly appointed to some official position in the court of Conenha- cen. orderimr his court in a sreat haste, that he - ht present at a ball where he meam tQ dcc,are hu aUachment t0 a beaa. j - - t o j on the hastily made court dress. The lover - where she received and accepted the offer j eery of mankind r.as been considerably low of another lover. ! ered. There is a great deal of latent, on Thus. love, as well as life, often hansi .1 1 1 . 1:... : 1 .r .1 liuici vf iicicigu. ifilt TL . UIVJV.I1- er of the late Lord Z , whose proud and bau2bty temper was proverbial, proposed to a lacy in l ortman Square hardens. At- ter being refused, the rejected lover turned away Irom her in great indignation, but findmg ,he gate of the garden locked, was obIjged t0 relorn t0 the ,ady t0 petition for . lhe key. Another case BtiI1 more tryir,gf was tnat ot a gentleman traveling in tNortn America, who, after being hospitably re- I Cejred in the house of an officer high in Command there, proposed, to his host's j daughter, and was refused. A deep tali of snow came on in the night; the roads be- came impassable; and the poor man, to his unspeakable mortification, was detained for a week in the house with the lady who had rejected him. - ; Challenges A gentlemen from the troops at the Relay House says that the sen tinels have, in some instances, a pleasant way of making challenges. A fellow who bad been fishing on the Patapsco, and se cured a fine string of fish, was stopped by the usual question,' "who goes there 1" "Fisherman," was the answer. "Advance fiherman , and drop two shad," said '.he alert sentinel, looking out for his own com missiriaL The Montgomery Confederation gives the following from a correspondent: "On the first night after my arrival, in passing from one quarter to another, I was stopped by a sentinel whom I recognized as private P- (though be did no! recog nize me.) I was asked for the countersign, and replied "a lriend with a bottle of whis key ;" the reply was "advance bottle and draw stopper," which I did, and was suf fered to pass on my way rejoicing." 9 g m , ( Somithinq ron the La dies. The gallant Got. Sprague of Rhode Island, who is not yet SO years of age, and worth about Ten millions is. affianced to .Miss Kate Chase, the eldest daughter of the preset Secretary of the Treasury. VVhcs is a man out of date 1 When he's A Soldiers Mother to her Son. The following motherly letter was writ ten by the wile of a mechanic in New York to her son, who is a worthy member of Col. Ellsworth's Fire Brigade. The many mis representations to which that regiment has been subjected touched the mother's heart and called forth the advice which the letter contains: Mv Dear Son : I am in receipt of your welcome letter. To be in the enjoyment of good health, along with hard beds and still harder fare, is much better than to be laid upon a 6ick bed. Dear son, I will give you a little advice; will you hear, as it were my voice whispering to you, as it did when you were a little child, at my knee, lisping y our childish wants, or rubbing your little cheek to mine, as if to steal the roses that 1 could abundantly spare then? Now listen. You have engaged in a struggle that may be desperate on both sides. I know you are right in the path you are treading: you are young, healthy, and wil- your sins, and redeeming you with His pre- cious blood. He that could command the universe, craving a drink of water, when in you could se the tears I shed at this mo ment, as I write this letter, hich may be the last I shall ever write or you receive, vnn wnnhi h vpr vlhinrr a fond mother cold w'ish to welcome home, should it be ,u :m ri( in vnn wtr vhn th War js OTer For wan, of ,ime j wi con. rlnd hv airin vnn ih nnniiion to know - i e s J that I pray for you day and night ;. your friends and neisbbors also pray for you and the cause von are defending Mav voti and : vour comrades succeed, is the constant of fond MOTHER. Newspaper Toblishin A .i : ... . (. . ... r 1 icirimi cuiiui. aiiKi an c iicncni. e vi a quarter of a century, gives his opinion q( j the common honetty of mankind. Hear him : "We have tried the business for more than a quarter of a century, and regret to say that our estimate of the agaresale hon- linn hAnmi. sfnA llitriin lha tan rw ; fifteen year9 we haTe been encased in the j business, we have loM enough money, through the rascality of our customers to ! make a man of moderate desires rich ! f , r. . iha.. ,n ; amount9frora Rve to fi!ly dollars-are rolli in wealth and cou!d pay any day , wghed o Jo others belong to the migratory tribe, who are here to-day and in Texas or California to-morrow Oihers belong to a class quite numerous, who write to the editors to eend them papers, and they will pay when they gather their crops or do srmethiiig else but pay.diiy never comes; and finally, af,er f ending the paper for four or five rears, it is ascertained that they never were worth a snap! Another class of losse grows out of negligence of postmasters. A subscri ber, after taken tbe paper for six months or a year, leaves the country without giving the editor notice, and, after four or five years have elapsed, he happens to meet with the postmaster, who most magnani mously informs him that his subscriber has gone to 'parts uukown,' and that, if he wishes to get any pay for his paper, he had better stop it! or, after suffering the paper to come for two or three years, he writes to the editor that, 'for the tecond or third time, he will inform him that the paper is not taken out,' &c. "These losses, and various others we miht refer to absorb the profits of the busi ness to such an extent as greatly to discour age those engaged in it. "Although we have had our full share of non-paying subscribers, and have been worse swindled than any publisher we know, we take much pleasure in saying that we have on our books the names of many gentlemen, whose punctuality.through a long series of years, always paying in ad vance, entitles them to be rated as the 'salt of the earth.' Oh, for an increase of tbe number. " Occasional! v some one long in arrears. moved by a tary sense of justice, pays his longtwjdj Chesapeake Bay Its RiTers and Important Cities. After making the entrance to the Chesa peake. Hampton Roads opens to the right, abroad estuary, with a deep channel a mile and a halt in width in its narrowest point. Eight miles from the buoy which marks the entrance to the Roads, on the north side of the channel, is Old Point Com fort, on which is Fortress Monroe, whose guns command the channel. FORTRESS MONROE. This fortress is the largest and one of the best cor.struced in the United States. It wan built like all the coast forts, for defense against a foe approaching from the sea. and j is caemated only on the side facing the ! channel, having simple wall masonry only to the landward. Against any attacking force from that quarter it will need protect ing out-works. Jts walls enclose a parade ground of about seventy acres, making it an admirable school for recently recruited regi ments. Opposite the fort, in the channel, distant about a mile and a third, are the walls ol a small fortification commenced by the government, not finished, called the Rip Raps, Farther up tho Roads, and four miles in a right line across westerly from Fortress Monroe, is Caswell's Point, where the Virginians have attempted to erect bat terietf, at this point to the south, opens Elizabeth channel, the entrance to Norfolk harbor. Fortifications at Caswell's Point, although too far distant to threaten Fortress Monroe, would effectually guard this en trance, dizabeth channel, from its open ing into Hampton Roads to the city of Nor folk, is eight miles long, direct in its course very deep, and scarcely a quarter of a mile in width. Craney Island lies close to the channel, on the west side, about three mils from Norfolk, on which are the remains of an old fort, which the secessionists are re building. Nearer to the city, on . the other bank of the channel is Fort Norfolk, also being improved and mounted wi'.h ordi nance by the Virginians. I.OBFOM AND ITS PtB CRB. The city of Norfolk, located tipou an al most level site, presents but fw natural defences aaaiust an attacking force. The city and Portsmouth lyii'g opposite, can be approached from several points. Troops could be Unded from Hampton or Lynn Haven roads within Feveri miles of the city ; the approaches being eay and indefensible. . An approach could be made Irom London bridge on the south, with an easy march of ten miles. Norfolk is important for its railroad con- nections : 'as the location of a navy yard, j whose dry dock and machine shops are proving useful to the Virginians, and as the i - - . . rv ic j Chesapeake terminus of the Dismal Swamp canal through whicn passes me commerce of Albemarle and Pamlico sounds. Into Hampton Road empties the James river, a large 6tream affected by the tide one hun dred miles from i's mouth, at which point the tails and rapids, with a descent of one hundred feel i'i two miles, effectually block : . . - lUllliri fr m, an unlimited water power. At this point is situated the city oi Richmond, beautifully built on several elevations, the most noted of which are Shockhoe creek The city is handsomely built, the streets intersecting at right angles. On Shockhoe hill are the capitol and other prominent public build ings, and about them are clustered the aris tocratic mansions of the city. Vessels drawing ten feet of water fasten to the wharf at Richmond, and those drawing fif teen approach within three miles of the city. Lines of steamers, before the seces sion difficulties connected Richmond com mercially New York, Philadelphia, Norfolk and Bal imore. Richmond has been the great depot of Virginia wheat, wh:ch it mills have converted into flour. RAILROADS FROM RICHMOK. Five lines of railroad diverge trom Rich mond. One line running due north pases Fredericksburg on the Rappahannock, and terminates at Aquia creek, rear the Poto mac. A line running east terminates at Whitehouce. on the York river. A third line runs due south to Wilmington, North Carolina, having intermediate stations at Petersburg, Va , and Weldon, N. C. The Hichrnond and Danville railroad extends in a southward direction to the latter town, near the North Carolina boundary line, be yond which it is unfinished- The Virginia Central runs nearly west, being finished as far as Covington, beyond the Blue Ride At Gordonsville it forms a junction with lhe Orange and Alexandria road running north east, and the Lynchburg road running southwest. This city is thus the military as well as the commercial centre of the State, and a point of great strategic impor tance. TORE RIVCR. From the buoy at the entrance of Hamp ton Koads to the lightship at the mouth of York river, the distance is about fifteen miles. From its source at the junction of the Pamunky and Ma'.tapony, its debouch ment into the Chesapeake, the York river flows forty miles, being an es'uary with a heavy tide, varying Irom two to tour miles in width. It is navigable by the largest vessels toYorktown, and by vessels of sec ondary draft to its source. A land spit sep arates the mouth of the York river Irom Mob Jack bay, which sets inland about fifteen miles, with eighteen leet ot water. Into this bay empties the Seven, North and v. ,;,a ;nr.nn;,Urabl Mreams. navi. gable a snort oistance ior ui .Kui I t ?. -1 1 -v . " ' w -..--, - ' does. V3lfiUmMMA " the Rappahannock, is twenty miles - A space of four miles to the south of the light comprises the entrances to the Rappahan nock and a small bi y and river called the Piankeetank. THE RAPPAHANNOCK. The Rappahannnck. like the James river rises in the mountainous portion of tha Slate. At one hundred miles from its mouth, navigation is stopped by falls and rapids. The river below the falls the char acter of an estuary, being broad and affect ed by the tides. At the head of tide-water is the city of Fredericksburg, a great lobac co depot, lying on the line of the R'chtnond and Potomac Railroad, Twenty-two miles from the. light ship, moored at the mouih ol the Rappahannock, is the lighthouse at Smith's Point, guiding the entrance to the Potomac. Seven miles below Washington lies the city of Alexandria, the moot important town on the Virginia side of the river. The shores of the Potomac below Washington have but a few slight elevations, and would be difficult to impede navigation by hastily constructed batteries. The width for the same distance varies from one and a half to five milec. New York Commercial. Worrt. Don't you know that multitude of human beings turn away from the many blessings of their lot, and dwell and brood upon its worries? Don't you know that multitudes persistently look away from the numerous pleasant things they might con template, and look fixedly, and almost con stantly, at painful and disagreeable things ? You sit down, my friend, in your snug li brary beside the evening fire. The bla-t without is hardly heard through the drawn curtains. Your wife is there and your two grown up daughters. You feel thankful that, after the bustle of the day, you have this quiet retreat, where you may rest, and refit yourself for another day, with its bustle. But the conversation goes on Nothing is talked of but the failings of the servants, nd the idleness and impudence of your boys ; unless, indeed, it be the su percilious bow with which Mrs. Snooks that afternoon passed y our wife, and the fact that the pleasant dinner party at which jou assisted the evening before at Mrs. Smith's has been ascertained to have been one of a second rate character, his more honored guests ha?ing dined on the pre vious day. Every petty disagreeable in your lot, in short, is brought out, turned in geniously in every possible light and aggra vated and exaggerated to the highest de gree. The natural and necessary result fot- lows. An hour, or less, of this dicipline brings all parties to a skulky and snappish frame of mind. And instead of the cheer ful and thankful mood in which you were disposed to be when yon sat down, you find that your whole moral nature is jarred and out of gear. And your wife, your daugh ters, and yourself pass into moody, sullen silence over your books books which y ou are not likely for this evening to much ap preciate or enjoy. Now, I put it to every sensible reader, whether there be not a great deal to much of this kind of thing. Are there not families that never spend a quiet evening together without embittering it by rakir.g up every unpleasant subject in their lot and history ? There are folks who, both in their own case and that of others, seem to find a strange satisfaction in stick ing the thorn in the hand further in; even in twisting the dacner in the heart. Their lot has its innumerable blessings, but they will not look at these. Let the view ground in a hundred directions be ever so charm intz, they cannot be got to turn their mental view in one of thee. They persist in keeping noe and eyes at the moral pigsty. Cuuntiy tartm. Live Oak. It has hitherto been supposed that '.he urowib ot lhi timber, so valuaole in ship building, was confined to the Uni'ed Slates, but the San Francisco Herald, ot the 19th ot March, states thut live oak has been discovered in great abundance in Califor nia. It says : It is only now and then, when any great necessity exil,that discoveries are made 111 the vegetable kingdom ; but the progress made within the past month bids fair to re veal another most profitable source of in dustry and enterprise. The "Saginaw" was built of laurel wood, which at that lime was considered the bet in California, but that idea is now wholly disipated by the discovery of oth&r woods ot far superior character. When we consider the extent of our State, and the spareness of population, the fact that those who do prospect confine their operations almost entirely to mineral products, and the comparatively small de mand for hip building woods, we are not surprised that greater progress has been made in discoverirg the existence and lo cality of the best ship building timber. Now, however, we now that a very superi or article of white oak, said to be equal to that of Virginia, is found in abundance in Mendocino county, while Captain Pease, commander of the United States revenue cutter "Marcy," assures us that a very fine live oak is plentiful near Marlines. This wood is exceedingly tough, dose grained, heavy, and large enough for any purpose. There is now no reason why we should not construct first class sea going steamers and clipper ships, for although the price of la bor is higher here than at the East, yet the Dossession of these woods and extensive coal fields will enable us to construct the 6ujp3 and iheir machinery at a less cost ; than they can be bought for in New York i and brought around the Horn. Under any I ... iki nitHHtmni nnHtr fa . I CirCUIUMalllo lUCOD UUOJCDf.W.- &UJ ; jfornU far xrJjtmXi what Is the Price ? "You are going to enter into matrimonial state, are you Mr. Brown f And'you think you're coming into possession of an anei? Yes but angels cost money. Did"it ever occur to. you what an expensive article your fashionable young wife was likely to prove? Bless your unsophisticated soul ! you've no more idea of'it ihan yoa have of the price of onions or the market value 'f a wash-tub. You'll find out one day, how; ever, to your grief, . : ; .... ,: Two or three stout Irish girls to wait on her a French maid to arrange her hair fifty dollar silks and camel's hair shawls to make her female friends envious, and a half doz- en bonnets per annum white kid gloves' and silver card cases otto of roses and bouquet holder why, you deluded young"' man, she ll throw money out with her ring": ed and lily-white fingers faster by the bush-: el, than you can shovel it in with a spade I You're doing a remarkably foolish thing when you marry one of these cameli-japo-' nica divinities, white handed, helpless, and knowing just about as much of real every day life as a canary bird We should just as soon think of marrying a frail hot-house plant, as one of these delicate sprigs o! the' ornamental. . . - , Give us the apple blossom type of worn-' en, eunny, cheerful and useful something', equal to every emergency, from washing day to Fifth avenue soiree something that understand s the handling of a' broom, and knows what the kitchen poker is made for, and can calculate to a-nicety the exact amount of mince meat requisite in a model -pie, besides liking a bit of fun as well as the next woman, and possessing a "pretty weakness for lively books and spicy news-' papers. That's the article for our money ! A wife who would select gingham in stead of silk, when she went shopping, and freshen up her old bonnet with a bunch of satin violets and a new ribbon instead of paying an extravagant price for the latest Paris fooleries, not because she hadn't a woman's natural penchant lot such things, but because she wanted to save money because her little head was full of schemes some day to contribute something toward releasing her husband from the bondage and drudgery of the desk or counter! Do you suppose the value of such a wife can be counted in gold pieces ! Let your satin robed doll sweep contemptuously past her on Broadway, Mr. Brown time will prove which is the the best instrument. Only before yoa purchase the useless jewelled toy, think twice about it. Ask your-e'f soberly and reasonably, "What is the price?" and "Can I afford it V or it may be the dearest bargain you ever made in your life. Life Illustrated. Artemcs Ward says: "Under no sirkum stanses whatsumever will I 6ecede, and lei the palmetter flags flote thicker nor the . shirts on a cke line, and still thar I'll stand & stick onto the good old flag of :he stares and stripes- My countey may go to the .' devil, but I won't. And next summer when I start out on my campane with my show, wherever I pitch my little tent you shall see a flotin proudly from the senter pole thar the Amerikan flag with nary a ' star wiped out, nary a stripe lesser, but the same old Hag that has aliers fiotid thar, and the price of admission will be the same it aliers was 15 cents; one-eyed men and wimmin and children half price." If Artemus only does that, it will be all light, "whether school keeps or not." Practical Amalgamation. We have of ten heard of such a thing as an unholy alli ance matrimonial between blacks and . whites, but to the everlasting discredit of the sex, it always happened that some frail fair one had thrown herself into the arms of a darkey, for belter or worse. Yesterday morning, however, we saw the case illus trated on the other 6ide. William Bright and wife lodged in the lock-up, claiming 10 be man and wife. William, albeit he has lhe loafer stamped upon every lineament of his countenance, is nevertheless a white man, while Emma, whom he acknowledged in open court to be his wife, is a squat re gress, "black as the Duke ot Hell's boots," aB a factious friend of ours used to say when indulging in strong figures. Bright, in reply to a quesiioo from the Mayor, said that he was married in West Chester. When asked to show bis marriage certii cate, he said he had lost it. As there was no charge to hold this beautiful pair, they were permitted to depart.-Unrisburg Vnivn. The Pczzlkd Irishman During our last conflict with Great Britain, a number of our troops were engaged in repairing the forti fications of Niagara, and whilst so engaged, the enemy commenced a sharp fire, se that it occupied nearly the whole of the time of our forces to keep on the look cut for the shots of the enemy. Finding that they did not make much headway, they stationed a son of the Eme rald Isle to give warning when a shot or shell was coming. This the sentinel faithfully performed al ternately, "shot,-' "shell," "shot," "shell," nntill finally tbe enemy started a Congreva rocket which Pat had never seen before. He hesitated, and seeing it, he shouted "Shot, and be jabers the gun with it !, A Mak by the name of Runn "s raising a regiment in Iowa. Let no soldier fro- ill drc-v f red