01 r T J J. 1 ! IF; II. JUOBY Proprietor. Trutb and ltigbt God and our Country. Two Dollars per Annuo. VOLUME 13. BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA., WEDNESDAY APRIL 10, 18G1. NUMBER 14. 1 TV T r TPK nTl Tr TT ii. .o.o '"5 STAR OF THE NORTH f rUBLISHBD 1TIBT WBD3TBSP4T BT i W. A. JAlOBY, Office oi Main St., 3rd Square below flarket, TERMS : Two Dollars per annum if paid rir,ain six month from the time of subscri bin; : two dollars and fifty cents ii not paid within the year. No subscription taken for a l?!8s period than six months; no discon 1 lintiaoce permitted until all arrearages are paid, unless at the option of the editor. The term of advertising will be as follows : One square, twelve lines, three times, SI 00 Every subsequent insertion, ...... 25 w square, three months, 3 00 Or a year, , 8 00 (Choice Poetrn. TflE REPULSE. - BT SAMUEL WOHDSWORD. When first I sought my Lydia's lore, I talked of flames and rapture ; Jod with unceasing ardor strove Her gentle heart to capture. 'I ll quit the world if I'm denied !" 1 said, without reflection ; 'As yoa think best," the fair replied, . "I've not the least objection." Fard hearted girl ! for your embrace, To dastard fear a stranger, Arabia's desert Band I'll trace, - Andjlaogh at every daftger : Or tcate the Andes' steepest side, To roe rii your -affection !"' "As you think best," she still replied, '"."I've not the least'objection." Can nothinz move yoo ? is he doomed To years of gloom and sorrow, Who tondly tho't you would have bloomed His lovely bride to morrow ? lv family, with joy and pride. Expect the blest connection " "As yon think best," she smiling cried, ''I've not the least objection." ; BOA CONSTRICTORS. i The gloomy forest in which I witnessed what I about to relate is situated at a fhot distance from the town of Dietky. in lje East India Island of Timore. , Oa a small plot of ground where stands a gronpof about fifty buildings of most fan tastic shapes, each surrounded by its own inclosures, live and die a few sickly Euro ' peans and a number of Malays who black- eo (heir teeth with betel, areka, and lime, llere they live, aud near them so r.ear in 'eed that he can reach them at a single round lives the terrible boa constrictor, vrho only devours myriads of insects when he happens not to have pounced upon a tuffalo in his rapid flight. The buffalo is the boa's natural food 7 he moment he has seized upon an animal of this description, he drags him toward one of the Mnrdy giants of the forest, enfolds liim, squeezes him, and stifles him, in spite of hiB sharp horn, his frightful bel lowing and bis sturdy shoulders; then cov ers him with slime, his rough tongue seem ing at once to caress and inject his victim ; the kneads his body, he stretches it out and poutiJ lii bones, and when these hidions preparations are completed, aud his rep tile instinct tells him that his victim is in a Btate to be devoured, he lets it fall, and placing himself ai full length opposite the lifeless buftaloe's head, opens his jaws, the elasticity ol which almost beyond credence till his rings creak as they drar nearer ;ach other, and then draws a long breath, hen the quadruped is sucked in by a seri s of jerks, and ar sooner is its body half ng ailed than the Zvoracions boa grows calm, feels drowsy, and at length falls asleep as if wearied by a struggle that has exhausted his strength. - If the boa was alone before he attacked 'buffalo, and If his female is asleep at some distance from him, yoo may then approach in full confidence, lor you have nothing to ' ifear from his strength, his slime, nor his open jaws that are yawning like some vast furnace. I have said that he is asleep, but it would be more correct to say dead, for he is as insensible as the trunk of a tree. "There is no glory as yoa may perceive in killing the boa in the state of torpor in which, he is thrown at the beginning of his loathsome repast, bat as" no one thinks of glory in the daily war waged against this hidious reptile, the best plan is to take him in the midst of his feast, and for several men to kneel dqwn , from . his head to the middle of bis body, as if before some vener ated idol, and then to place a poisoned ar row on a siring made of the entrails of fish, ;and, at a given signal, to let fly simultaoe 'oasly at this crawling Locullus, who is struck by death in the midst of his feast. Hauling a boa is far more perilous, and, rfor myjart, I should a thousand time pre- fer attacking a tiger or a hungery lion in the : lesert, than the dreaded boa constrictor in forest. Bullets are inffectual against him for how were it possible to direct' them i with a sure aim in the midst of his rapid j undulation, as the flickering of a flame ? i Besides, where is your enemy 1 Yoo fancy you hear him rustling under your feet,when ' lo! he is hanging by the last rings of bis ta'il to some high branch, swinging to and fro ready to dart upon yoo, and crush yotr i to atoms as he would a buffalo. It may be, as "there is no sting to be feared, that, you ; may have sufficient presence of mind todi ' mde the reptile's body with your sword ; ; I'Ut, for my part, I should give myself op as lost the moment his slimy body had encir I c.'ed me ia its folds, arul'I should, only be- liuvs in the success of your attempt, if yoa assuf3 ins yoa are torn a Malay, and in i hatit Timers. - "" - T! 3 relations on the herds' of beffa- . -' , 1 . 'fins and to the Ra ing this unfortunate colony, had become bo frequent and so fatal that the Gevernor.Jose Pinto Alcoferado de Azevedo Souzza, deter mined at length to organize hunting parlies for the purpose of destroying, or at any rate driving away, these dangerous reptiles For this purpose he enlisted a number of stout-hearted, energetic men, who were riot afraid of entering the gloomy forest by day or by night, and making war on its dreadful rulers. Their weapons consisted of the for midable crisk. whose undulating blade is generally steeped in the, yellowish gum of he upas tree, and of. short jagged arrows that are placed in the shape of a fan, on their chest, and which the dart at the mon ster whenever they surprise him asleep. But so many of the hunters fell victims to the reptile, that they at length gave up this mode of attack, for which- condemned fel ons were chiefly employed. After these unsuccessful attempts, which would have finished be depopulating the island far more .rapidly that dysentary or the most pernicious fevers, Don Jose Pinto determined to set fire to the wooJ, even at the expense of a general conflagration throughout the island. He, however, adopt ed every precaution required under tne ctrcumstances ; and as soon as the buffa loes that were ant forward to be sacrificed to the reptiles, had given token of the pres ence of one or more of these monsters, he caused a quantity of trees to be felled in a circle round the shot thus indicated. And as the t,e r pent remains in a state of torpor for some months after his repast, the coura geous woodcutters had only lo be on their guard against those reptiles which had not yet gorged themselves, but were not suffi ciently bold to attack a troop of men ready repehbem. No sooner were the time honored trunks felled to the ground, together with the lux uriant branches, so varied and so fantastic in their shapes, than whole armfuls of dry leaves were cast into a heap in the middle, thee were set on fire, and the fire wascon tinuallay fed by fresh fuel cast in from the outer circle, and then through tha fitful un dulations of the lambent flames the dreaded boas might be seen writhing round and round in the fiery circle, in their struggles to escape from death ; then leaping at a bound lo the topmost branches of the trees, and attempting is clear the belt of flames that hedaed them in but in vain were their eudeavors. They fell exhausted in the midft of the furnace, and breathed thei r last amid the most hideous contortions, ex pre.sMve of the horror of to agonizing a death. Some of them, bowpver, r.s Don Jose Pinto assured me, con trived to leap beyond the scene of danger, rushed upon the intrepid Malays, several of whom forfei ed their lives belore the replies could be subdued. But it is wfien the boa comes forth from the gloomy and silent forests, and ecours the plain to enjoy the light and the sun shina, that human life is in the greatest jeopardy, even in the most securely closed habitations. 1 he boa constrictors possesses all the cunning and hypocrisy of the jackal and the tiger ; lie crawls along stealthily through the fences, following all the sinu osities of the soil, so as not to make a noie by striking against any object that might impede his passage. He stoops his head beneath the leaves and. branches of the shrubs, and then raises it up again with due caution, having previously listened to ascertain whether there might be some easy prey near at hand, after which he crawls onward in the direction of the spot he aims at, when suddenly by a series of rapid bounds and evolutions, that can be compar ed to noihing more aptly than the streamer on the mainmast of a vessel dallying with the wind, he twists himself, now to the right, now to the left, then turns backward, and anon leaps forward as though he were seized with a vertigo. But in this fevered slate the boa has marked his victim, and his greedy eye has at once discerned which animal will afford him the largest digestion. Such of the natives of Timore as are em ployed on plantations open lo the incursions of the boa, have therefore devised the fol lowing stratagem : They tie up a buffalo with strong ropes lo a tree or a rock, witbr crenated openings, where they can en sconce themselves in safety, while ihey are enabled to watch their enemy V mancDver ingsl The boa now rushes upon its victim, and the surppressed roar of the buffalo soon proclaims the reptile's triumph and the feast that follows. " f But it must aol be imagined that when the monster i6 impelled by hunger he acts in the cautious manner 1 have described- just the contrary ; at such limes his. bearing is bold atTd decisive ; he towers proudly above . the tall heath, ottering a hissing sound like the moaning of the wind in a tempestand following as straight a line as an arrow shot out of a bow by some . prac ticed -baad. Then, oh ! then, woe to the unhappy man upon whom this hideous rep tile is about to rush! Noihing can save him from his deadly grasp, and frequently have several fallen a prey to his voracity, when he stalks with a rapidity lar exceed ing that of the most nimble tiger. It is difficult to comprehend tha wonder ful elasticity of the boa's jaws. His head is "no larger, than a manrs two fists put to gether, yet hi jaws expand without any great effort, and engulf masses of astound ing onormityThus"when the whole body ot the buffalo nas been consigned to his living tomb, yoa may see the' boaa scaly skin distended by number of domes, while the victim's horns rise np'like two sharp"" But of all sights in the world, none is at once more curious and more frightful than an encounter between two boas, which are contending for the possession of a female or of a buffalo. Don Jose Pinto and I witnessed an en counter of this kind one evening, taking care, however1 to keep at a respectful dis tance. We look up our position on lofty Belvi dere, from whence, though at a distance of about a thousand footsteps from the 6cene of action, we could hear the sonorous his sing more like gusts - of wind than any thing else of combatants, about to enter the lists. We saw the scattered branches on the ground rising like whirlwind in mid air, impelled by the rapid evolutions of the two infuriated compatants, and flying like rockets in all directions. The two boas j reached at a bound, the solid branches of a couple of trees standing near each other; and then there -was a kind of lull, only in terrupted by the feverish rustling of the thick foliage, in. which lhe terrible combat-; ants lay ensconced. On a sudden the trees quivered all over, and two sturdy cables rushed at each other. These cables were the two inveterate foes hanging by the last ring of their tails, each to a branch entwined in each other's folds, like cemented stones of a bridge; and pois ed above the abyss below. Sometimes they formed a convex, and at other times a concave arch, then they remained mo tionless awhile ; yet even during their ap parent immobility, they would crush and each others's tings, and under this seeming calm there was rage, despair, and gnash ing ot teeth. The body of one of the boas must diop lifeless to the ground, and the other fall asleep beside his vanquished foe. The struggle had lasted for about a quar ter of an hour, when the two champions, as if by mutual agreement, loostned their hold ol each other, and retreated each to his for mer station, lill lhe hostilities should be re sumed. The war-cry wa a kind of tiried hiss, but more prolonged than the two first we had heard, after which both monsters slid down the smooth trunk of the tree they bad chosen for the field of battle, ana then followed a violent attack as rapid as light niris's fierce onslaught, and the last agonies of one of the combatants seemed almost simultaneous. One of ihe reptiles had drawn his adversary within his vortex, and the ring of his tail were relaxing their hold by slow degrees. The bodies of the two monster were now side by side, and stretched at full length. One was motion less ; the other more agitated, and afer carefully coiling himself round the tree, he a: length stifled his adversary within his deadly embrace. riLCS!!VMCr OF TH K EftlPRESSOF THE FRENCH to Jerusalem. We have good reason to believe that a part, at least of the object of Admiral La Ronciere ie Nourry's late visit to Constantinople had reference to the for some lime intended pilgrimage of the Em press of the French Jerusalem. Her Ma jesty is said to have had such a journey in view ever since the death of her sister, the Duchess d' Alba, and the official rumor now is, that her intention is to be carried into effect before the French troops leave Syria. As the Imperial voyage, however, cannot be made till at least the end of March, this fact is put forward asone rea son for stretching the term fixed for General Beaufort's departure by lhe Convention. On the other hand, our information is that the Porte disposes of this insinuated neces sity by the amplest offers of escort and mu nificent care of her Majesty during her stay in its territory. It is said that the Empress like another Helena intends to com memorate her visit lo the Holy Places by the foundation of either a hospital or a church worthy of Imperial France, and, in fact, to make a "progress" whose effects shall be at once striking and durable. She will, it is said, replace the diamond star stolen, according to Consul Botta by the orthodox Greeks from the Cave of the Na- tivity at Bethlehem, by another of greatly superior value, and make, also, most costly additions to the decorations of the Holy Sepulcher itself. Monsignore Brunoni, the Constantinople vicar apostolic. M. Bore, chif of the Lazarists, and the Bulgarian unionist archimandrite, Macaries, are it is : said, to meet her Majesty at Jaffa, to tender to her the felicitations of the Latin clergy. Levant Jlerald, Mails and Baggagr Burned The mail ; shall. When I have a child Christ covets, and baggage car, attached to one of the. with a divine coveting, and he says tome, trains on the Pennsylvania Railroad, ran in words of tenderness, "Will you not. give off the track near Altona, on Thursday ; me the child, and let me take care ol it, night last, and before the train could be 1 iutdead of yourself?'' my flesh may remon stopped the stove was upset by the jolting strate, but my heart says, ' "Lord, take it of the car, and the mail bags were set on , and adapt it." - 1 have lived long enough fire. The baggage mas'er, who had the mails also in charge, was in one part of the car, and made a narrow escape with hi life from the fire and smoke. About thirty mail pouches and - the baggage of about eighty passengers was destroyed. The remnants of the mails were scraped togeth er and sent to the dead letter office, at Washington. The total amount of the loss has not yet been ascertained;'' ' GTDont Believe it The Cincinnati Dai ly News tells the story of an editor who recently got married, and being somewhat confused, he headed the marriage notice, "Dreadful Calamity The next day his Wife gave him a proof of his mi-lake by box- Tail nolt Better than No nolt. The following laughable affair is from a book entitled "Fisher's River Scenes and Characters." The incident is located in North Carolinia It is the story of a man named Oliver Stanley, who was taken cap tive by wild "Injins." After some consid eration, they put him into an empty oil bar rel, and heeded him in, leaving the bung hole open that be might be longer in dying. The prisoner relates a portion of his ex perience in this wise : "I determined io get out o' that or bust, and so I pounded away with my fist, but it were no go. Then I butted a spell with my head, but I had no purchase. So I caved in, made my last will and testament, and virtually gave up the ghost. It wur a mighty serious time with me for sure. While 1 was iying thar, balancing accounts with t'other world, ! heard suthin' scram- bulatin' in the leaves, and snortin' like he smelt suthin' he didn't adzactly like. I lay as still as a salamander, and thonght maybe there's a chance for Stanley y it. So the critter' kep' moseyin' round the' bar'l. Last he came to the bnnghole, put his nose in, smelt mighty perticler, and gin a mon strous loud c-nort. I soon seen it was a bar of the woods, who had lived there from time immortal. Thinks I old fellow, look out; old Oliver ain't dead y it. Jist ihen he put his black paw in jist as fur as he coud, and scrabbled about lo make a ;sco very. The first thought I had was to nab his paw tul i soon seen that it wouldn't do, lor, you see he couldn't travel then So I jist waited a spell with great flutterba- tinn ot mind The next move was to put his tad in. I seen tnat were my time to make my Jack ; so I seized my holt, and shouted at the top of my voice. The bar he put, and I k no wed tail holt was better than no holt; and so we went, bar'l and all, the bar full speed. Now my hope were that the bar would jump ovtf some prtssfpiss j break the bar'l all lo shiverations, and lib erate me from my nasty, 'ily prison. Ar.d 6ure 'noff, the bar at full speed leaped over a catarack fifty foot high. Down we went together in a pile, cowhallop, on a big rock, bnstin' the bar"! and nearly shaktn' my gizzard out'n me. I let go rny tail holt had no more us for it, and away went the bur. I've never seen nor hearn from that bar sir.ee, but he has my best wishes for his present and future welfare." flow Docgi.as Hcld Mr. Lincoln's Hat A Cincinnati paper gives the following in cident of the inauguration of Mr. Lincoln : :,One of the representatives of this state in Congress reports an interesting and rath er funny incident of the inauguration, which lol htfv'mg seen in print, we record. On approaching the platform where he was to taKe his oath and De induced into trie otnee j ef our tartest post offices, it is evident that of Chief Executive, Mr. Lincoln removed j tne 8Ubject is about as little understood as his hat and held it in his hand as he took j any o:ner connected with post-office mat the teat assigned him. The article seemed , ,er9 For instance, quite an intelligent to be a burden. He changed it awkwardly j merchant recently insisted, in our hearing, from one to another, and finally, despairing iuai the New York post office was worth of finding for it any other easy positon, de- au ihe way from S6 ,000 Si 5.000 per an. posited it upon lhe platform beside him. j flUm to ,he postmaster." The facts are Senators and Judges crowded in, and to 1 BimDv these This ma-.ter of tha cnmnr.. make room for them he removed nearer to the front of the stage, carrying his tile with him. Again it was dandly uneasily, and as Senator Baker approached to introduce him to the audience, he made a motion as if to replace the tile on the stage under the seat, when Douglas, who had been looking on quietly, and, apparently with some appre hensions of a catastrophe to the hat, said, 'Permit me sir,' and gallantly took the vex atious article and held it during the entire reading of the Inaugural ! Dug, must have reflected pretty seriously during that half hour, thai instead of delivering ihe. inaugu ral address from that portico, he was hold ing the hat of the man who was doing it." Lost Children. The following beautiful sentiment, in regard to the future condition of childrenis from the pen ot Henry Ward Beecher : "When God gives me a babe, I say, I thank God for this lamp lit in my family." And when, after it has been a light in my household for two or three years, if it pleases God lo take it away, I can take the cup, bitter or sweet ;T can say, ''My light has gone out ; my heart is sacked ; my hopes are desolated ; my child is lost my child is lost !" or I can say in lhe spirit of Job "The Lord gave,' and the Lord hath taken away ; blessed be the name of the Lord " It has pleased God to take five children from me, but I never lost one, and never since the taking away of my children, to find that il is better as il is, than that they should have remained with me. I have seen a great many cares and troubles for a person of my years, but I bear vit ness that God has put no trial upon me, which has not been good for me to endnre: t3 Somebody says "devil" is -a mean word any way il may be written. Remove the d and it is "evil," remove e and it is "vile," remove the v and it is "ill,'' remove i and 1 remains, which has the aspirate sound of "h 1." EFr"If a girl were to fall in love with yon said a yon n a d tJ oajr o rr.rL Topping the Question. Fair Sally and her lover Mat. Close by the fire in silence sat ; A dish of apples rosy faced, Was 'tween them on a table placed. In vain poor Mat essayed to speak, While blushes mantled Sally's cheek For well she knew what Mat would say, If he could only find the way . To him she cast a sidelong look, Then from the dish an apple took, And deltly slicing it in twain, She paed half to the silent swain. Mat looked confused, then brightened up, And said as he the apple took, ' Now, Sally, dearest unto me As kind as io this pippin be You;ve HAt.vKD the apple pray have me ! Romantic Elopement on an Ox-Sled. I The Detroit Fiess relates the following, for the truth of which it vouches, but we tlon't ; An ox team attached to a lumber sled and bearing astride its cross beam a coarse grained young man and a buxom girl of eighteen, dragged its slow length along Lamed street yesterday and halted in front of Justice Hard's office. The couple dis mounted and entered the office where they made known their wishes, and requested to te married immediately 'lhe expec tan I bridegroom said he had come to town with a load of produce for his employer, who owned the teamand as Susan wanted to buy a kaliker dress he had brought her along on Ihe top of the bags. On the way they had talked lhe matter over, and in view of the fact they sorter liked each oth er, and had dune considerable courtin' on lhe fly, concluded lo get married. Tbey declared themselves of age, and took the bonds for better or for worser. The bride, groom was very much elated, and kissed the bride an unreasonable number of times Then he requested lhe Court to kiss her, and even went so far as lo intimate that all respectable persons among the spectators might enjoy the same privilege. He was especially elate on the newspa per question. "Put'er in," he said, in a reckless manner. 'Put'er in the paper, and make Susau's name all capitals. I'll pay lor big letters. What's the Ube in be ing married to a pretty gal uuluss you can get il in the papers ?" In the midst of thi jubilatioa :he thought of the old man struck him, and he sobered down as though a shower-bath had taileti on his head ' Come, Susan," he said, la. king her hand, ''lei's go home and see it out. Lord! won't he be mad?" And he drew a sigh and switched up the cattle whose slow gait seemed too fast lor his pal pitating hopes and fears. Postmaster's Fees. From remarks which we frequently hear, as to the pecuniary value to the incumbents satiou of pos'.ma&ters 'u entirely regulated 1 and controlled by law. Ail offices where the commissions amount to S'2,000 and up wards, are designated as salary offices, $2, j 000 being the maximum pay allowed from ' that source, and an additional 52,000 to be taken out of the recipts for book rents j making $4,000 the highest compensation ! to any postmaster. A larger sam than this ; cannot be realized without resorting to acts ' made criminal and felonous by laws of i Congress, and punished by the severest penalties- Even were a posimaster inclin ed lo take the risk of such penalt'es, as well as the ruin of private and official character, , such are the checks and restraints now en I forced, that the "pickings and stealings" ; which many outsiders so flippantly talk i about are entirely out ol the question. ' And if it were not so, the indulgence in' such practices would involve perjury, as a j postmaster is required to make oath that he has kept nothing from the government, in fees or emoluments of any kind, to which he is not legally entitled. It will thus be seen that the New York post-office, with its 238 clerks, 117 penny-posts, Sl,00o 000 annual revenue collected, and its S150.000 bonds, under an honest administration ot its duties, cannot be made to net much, if any, more than some other offices, with per haps a dozen clerks, a few thousand col lections, and required sureties of one-fifth the amount. We intend soon to prepare a statement of the emrlumenls received an nually at the large post offices in the sev eral States, llolbrock Mail. Prairie Chickens at Washirton. The astonished hackmen say "these Black Re publicans are poor trash, for they are walk ers. They walk to the white house, they walk lo the Capitol, they walk to they Navy Yard, they walk io Georgetown, they walk the avenue all day, and then walk to a ball, and walk home, and take another walk af ter they get there to straighten . their legs before going to bed. Such chaps are good for shoemakers, but a poor set for the hack man. One of these prairie chickens can walk down any hack in Washington Guess they all walked in here from Califor nia. CP" Charleston continues to be a port of delivery. A lady in that city, a few nights ago, had three children at a birth. A Terrible Romance. In the year 1766, a young girl of very! prepossessing appearance from one of the inter or provinces of France, was placed at , Paris in the service of a man depraved by all lhe vices of that corrupt metropolis Smitten with her charms, he altempted her ruin, but was unsuccessful. Incensed at his defeat, he determined on revenge, and, in furtherance of his desisgn, secretly plac ed in her trunk articles belonging to him, and marked with his name He then de nounced her to a magistrate, who caused her to be arrested and the missing articles being found in her possession, she was brought to trial. In her defence she could only assert her ignorance of the manner in which the property came into her trunk and protested her innocence. She was found guilty, and the sentence of death was pronounced upon her. The hangman's of fice was inefficiently performed, it being the first attempt of the executioner's son. The body was delivered over to a surgeon, by whom it had been purchased. He im mediately conveyed it home, and was pro ceeding to dissect i., when he perceived a slight warmth about the heart. By prompt nse of proper remedies he restored the sus pended animation. In the meantime he had sent for a trustworthy priest, and when the unfortunate girl opened her eyes she -ppo-ed herself in another world, and ad dressing the priet (who was a man of marked and majestic countenance, ex claimed : "Klerr.al Father, you know my innocence; have pity on me?' In her Simplicity believeing she beheld her Maker she continued to sue for mercy, and it was some time before she realized rhs was still in the land of the living. The surgeon and priest, being fully convinced of her inno cence, she retired lo a village far distant from the scene of her unjust punishment. The community subseque'n ly became ac quainted with her story, and the autho'r of her misery became an object of reproach arid contempt, though it does not appear that any attempt was made to bring him to junitce. Where Shall We Be? Where shall we be when our names have j been forgotten and passe J into oblivion, our ; bodies moulded into earth, and moss and ivy growir g upon our tomb-stones? Where shall we be when the Empires, ; Kingdoms and States that are now reared ! like proud fabrics over the earth have pas- ' ted away their emperors kings, princes j and sta'.esmen Uid io.v in. the dust their thror.us sub erted, and their sceptres bro- ' ken? Where shall we be when the little birds, which sung so sweetiy, have hushed their merry songs forever, the brooks loryet iheir complaining, and zephyrs their whispers? Where shall we be when the fountains of oceans, lakes and rivers will be dried up? When lightening will no longer flash athwart the heavens, or play Among the clouds, and the thunders cease to roll in the vaunted depths of air? When hiils and and mountains, dales and valleys, trees and flowers have pasted away ? When a pall, black as lhe clonds that hover o'er Stygian lake, shall veil the sun, obscure the moon, aod wrap lhe world in Tartarian gloom? When the great arch angel, with trumpet and sonorous voice shall summon from their coral beds, be- nesth the slumbering waves of the mighty main, the marble sepulchre and the mossy tomb, the dead, both small and great. When the white cloud, the angels, and the glory of His Fa'her shall descend, lhe throne be set ; the Judge be seated, the books opened ; and the myriads that have lived on earth since the beginning, all called to judgement? And when the scythe and glass of Time will be laid by, the just taken home to God, natures's grand laws destroyed, and amid confusion and conster nation of element, the vicked driven to dreary domain of eternal night reader, where then, shall you be? Toison in Spirltnons Liquors, In a communication to the Medical and! Sngical Journal, Dr. Hayes, State Assayer i of Massachusetts, states that he has made i a somewhat extended series of analytical 1 observations on spirits, and in no case had ' ne foond tnat any deleterions body had been added y manufacturers lo distilled liquors. Cases of sudden poisoning by low j pricel common spirits frequently occnr j but these are caned by 'he fusel oil which ' is produced by the fermentation of mixed J ernins. American distilled linuors. when i allowed to become old, are less deleterious than most of the foreign brandies In newly distilled spirits, however, there is a source of great danger which should be generally known, as it is of special interest to the medical profession. Ol these, Dr. Hays oays lhat the newly distilled spirits, of the most common kind, often contain salts of copper, of lead or tin, derived from the condensers in which the vapors are reduced to a fluid form. The quantity of copper sail contained in the bulk usually taken as a draught is sufficient lo produce the minor effects of metalic poisoning, and the cumi lative character of these poisons may even lead to fatal consequence. In the "old spirits" examined by Dr. Hayes, he found that those metalic salts had all deposited to the bottom of the cask. New spirituous liquors and the dregs at the bottom of the cask may, therefore, be considered highly poisonous. A Snoring Wife. Talk a!out your scolding wives and yonr smoky chimneys, but the ain't nowhere they ain't a circumstance ! I would rather have a chimney that emits smoke enough to cure the whole family, and be forced to live with a dozen Xantippes all together let them be ever so much predispo-ed in favor of "sprinkling'' with (on) "holy wa ter" than to have to ' put up" with snor ing wife! Oh! The very idea makes a nervous man tremble from the top of bis stove pipe hat to about a foot below the soles of his boots ! A snoring wife ! Boo I But I started out lo tell a Mory, and I am going to do it. , Well, ''In life's morning march when my bosom was young," I wooed and won the beautiful and accomplished Miss Ann Dash. The difficulties of the courtship I will not here enumerate, for they will not weave into the plan of this story, which is intended to be short very short. The appointed lime for the wedding ar rived, and hundreds of young people, from far and near, assembled at the mansion of the old man Dash to witness the ceremony, and f 'trip the light fantastic toe." It was. a brilliant wedding and "happiness our be ing's end and aim" was ours. When a couple really love, their day is the happiest of their lives; and if they should be unfor tunate in after life, they look back to that day as a bright oasis in the desert of ihefT memory.. About two o'clock in the morn ing the company broke up, and we went to bed. Before I got to sleep, Nancy began to svoie. I wa dumbfounded. "Great God !" I inentatlay ejaculated, "is this a reallity ? Is it possible that I am bound np for life to a woman who tnoiesV I was miserable. 1 thought over Pope's conplet : ''Oti! thoughtless mortal ever blind lo fate, Too oon dejected and loo soon elate !" Here I Lad been just a moment -before in ecstacies over the poesion of, as I tho't, a treasure! Can I love her ? I asked of my heart. And the answer i.istantly came : It is impossible !" I debated with myself whether or not I should "secede," but 6nor- ing was not a ground of divorce It ought to re "you can bet. ' I sat up in the bed. and from thinking, J went to talking : "I can't and woc't stand this. I'll just get np and leave, let the consequences be 'vhat they may. I loved her, Iknow, but I did not know that she morel ' About ihis time I noticed that 6he had quit snoring, a: d was shaking the bed with suppressed laughter. And I began see that I was sold. There never was a poor wight belore nor since that rejoiced more at discovering , that he had been sold. "Why,"' taid she, "I thought yon promis ed to take me for better or for worse, but here you are raising a row, and threatening to leave me at the first little fault you find about me." "Well," said I, "I will make lhe same promise again, if you won't snore; but I'll be hanged if I would live with a 6noring wife ter. minutes !" A Chinese Kitchen. Charles Dickens in his weekly paper is telling curious and cruel stories about Chi nese cookery. When anxious to cook a ; larnt in ih highest etyle of the art, the Chi- nese it is said, build a low mud wall, in closing a sp ice of two or three feet across, and another wall outside, forming a circus of about two feet, wide, in which ihey set pots containing wine, vinegar, soy sauce, and so forth. In the inner space ihey light a good fire, and in the circus thus prepared, p-Jt a live lamb. The Iamb naturally be comes thirsty from the great heat of lhe fire and drinks what be finds as he runs back ward and forward in search of means of escape. When the d.inks are all swallow ed and dried into lhe animal's flesh, the Iamb becomes exhausted, fall down dead, and in a very short time is completely roasted. Turtle may be prepared according to the same authority, by placing it over the fire in a pot of water, in the lid of which there is a hole large enough to allow the turtle to put his head. As the water becomes hot, the turtle naturally thrusts his head out to get cooler air, when he is fed with spec;es wine and soy sauce, w hich he drinks read ily as a relief from the he-it. This goes on as long as he has strength to keep his head up, an! as the tur le does not part with life easily, he seldom, fails lo go oa bluffing himself till he is cooked. Why are the people of Texas like cinnamon trees ? Because, the bark ol her Twiggs is worth more than the body. fp Not a word more of reproaches forget and forgive. Remove i but instant gratification, but forgiveness is pleasure for life. CP To the man of strong will and giant energy, possibilities become probabilities and probabilities certainties. CP" Nightmare To prevent this disa greeable feeling, it is merely necessary to sleep with your right toe in your left ear. . A young man living in town say it i a sure cure. P"Verry orry, sir," said a pretty shop keeper to a horrified swell, "hut we bi : to Ear: to the