r IF.- 0. JAC03T, Proprietor. Truth and Right God and onr Conntrj. Two Dollars per Annnn. VOLUME 12. BLOOMS BURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA., WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 24, 1860. NUMBER 42. r il UA ILJlo i t ) V I v STAR OF THE NORTH rCBLISHBD XTIBT WEDKKSPAT BT I wa. n. jacoby, Office on Main St., 3d Square below Market, TERMS: Two Dollars per annum if paid Vithin six months from the time of snbscri .tang : two dollars and fifty cents it not raid withir. the yeaT. No subscription taken fur j a less period than m months; no discon , tinaacrces pertnitted Until all arrearages are paid, unless at the option of the editor. The terms j advertising tcillbe asfolloici : One square, twelve lines, three times, SI 00 Every subsequent insertion, 25 One square, three months,- 3 00 One year, 8 00 TilDIJEG AWA1". BT DAISSY. All thincs, thou sayest, Are born to decay, The brightest and gayest Are Fading away." Life has i's pleasnres, Both pensive and pay. Yet, ere yon enpy them, They're "fading away." The tree, bird and flowers. All whisper decay, The wind as it pa64 Is ' fading away. Love i a passion Born to betray. Like light that is dying, II tadeth away.:' Then let me implore thee, While ye' it i day, To seek 5or that treasure, Which " lades not away.'' "Tis not of earth's nature, Tit. not a bright ray Which lasteih a moment, J Then ladelh away." 'Tis heaven's own blessing Instill" lr aye ; I ich love expressing, Ne'er " lading away." 'IT the .peace that surpasth Earth brightest display, 'Tis a comfort in sorrow . That ' lades not away." "So. when thy frail image Of dnsl shall decay ; And all that ihou'st lived for rls " fading away." Thy spirit with gladness May hold supreme sway, Where sorrow and sadness Have " faded away." ROMANTIC STORY. TIIC P1?TER OF THE FRENCH EMPRESS. 'From the Court Journal. The death of the Duchess d'AIbe has gien a terrible shock to the family of the Empress ; mnch united, and, in spite of the huh position to which the fairest scion of the house of -Montijo has arrived, nrtil now but seldom separated. The nature of the illness with which the Duchess was afflicted rendered from he first all hope ol recovery doubtful, and lor the last month (die was wavering between life and death. The crisis, which took place during the stay of the Empre-s at Eau Bonnes, was decisive. From that crisis she never rallied, and re . nained prostrate and almost inanimate, .rool m be called in hie, thereafter. The Emperor, who had been apprised by j telegraph, while at Marseilles, of the inev- ; , liable approach of the latal catastrophe, had ' wisely urged the departure ol the Empress . from France, lest she should be called to, attend her sisters dying moments. The , ea, with all its incouvenience and trying. was far less to be dreaded than the mora! effect of the sad event to which the Em- . , . l ; I nress wouui nave oeen cuiuuiyumj - . had she returned to Biarritz according - 1 to her intention. This, the most terrible irial in human life, has been avoided, at all events ; and time, the sole, sure soother of hnman grief, will have done much, towards Testoring the calm of her Majesty's mind before her return. Fow people have left more regret to their circle of iriends among whom life has been Dent than the Duchess Albe. The story of the rivalship in love with one for whom she j holding the invalid, to whom she had -was willing when the truth became known, - bidden adieu a few hours before, and who lo acrificeher own happiness, but who re j had retired for slumber in nightcap and fused with equal generosity to accept the j bedgown, lying now outside the coverlet, sacrifice, is well known at Madrid. The : wrapped in a black domino, with the. mask Due d'AIbe was at the time the most e!e- ' she had worn torn violently from her lace gant and brilliant of all the cavaliers of the and clutched, with convulsive pressure, in Court of Spain, and sought for his high j her hand. She called aloud, but no answer name and goodly estates as much as for his ' was returned.' In another moment she per arn personal Qualities bv every family in I ceived. even by the light of the moon, XladriJ. It was soon beheld, however, where his affections had been fixed, as he was neldom 1 day without paying a visit to the mansion of Madame Montijo, and was oon e-4ablished in gossip talk as the suitor f one or other of the young ladies belong, ing to the family. . For a Jong time not even gossip could point oat the favored one, e'o eqaally were jhe Duke's attentions in public divided g amongst them all. It was one of the most . pleasant fights in Madrid to behold the highly decorated box at the opera belonging- to Madame Montijo occupied by the -bevy of - beauties, of divers style, com. plexion and age, which the family at that Cjime conld boast, sitting in front; and be '! hind them, standing in a row, the various ' ' pretenders to " their preference. Madrid t could tell at t glance for whom was in . '.tended the murderous attempt, at a con quest which bad evidently occasioned the ' arming jn embroidered ciavatii and white Jcid gloves, with all manner of glittering rders at .the buttonho'e, bennath which after the manner of men in general, the t pretenders were wont to disguiss their pre tessions. The Due d'AIbe wus th only r a scrutable. Meanwhile one heart was sink- in? with hope deferred, and the uncertainty j which in love is mortal; and each hour j increasing this indecision, became of the most sickening agony to the fair girl, whose . vigilance could detect no preference either i for herself or for any one in particular ! amongst her companions in the Duke's assiduiries, so equally were they distributed amongst all. She was of too bold and de cisive a character to submit for any length of time to this unprofitable torturing of the soul. A grand bal masque was given by the Queen. She resolved that this occasion which is always considered one wherein the greatest freedom of speech is permitted should put an end to the uncertainty which was eating her very heart away. Alone ofihe family she excused herself from attendance at the ball. Aided in her romantic scheme by an anct to whom she was much attached, she feigned indisposi tion, and retired to bed before her com panions had departed lor the palace; ne suspicion was therefore aroused. When the family carriage had driven from the door, she rose, and disguising her self in a long black domino, instead of the brilliant mythological costume which had been prepared for her, the proceeded to the palace under the escort of her aunt In the midst of the splendid scenes which burst upon her vision as site entered the great ballroom but one thought occupied her mind she beheld but one object among the highly decorated crowd which swayed to and fro in the dance. It was the Due d'AIbe, whose costume she knew at once, it having been chosen for him at a general conclave in the Montijo salon some little while before. She soon managed to thread her way towards where he stood, talking eagerly, as was his wont, to one of the ladies of the Montijo family. But she feared not recognition ; and pulling him by the sleeve, asked him, in the shrill bal masque tone adopted on like occasions, whether he would fear to dance with one who had come to the ball wjth no other purpose than that of treading one single measure wi h the hero ol the night, the gal lant '-Don John of Austria" which was the character the Duke had assumed, and in which he was the observed of all observers. Both his real and assumed character urged him to compliance with a lady's wi.h, and immediately turning from the group of friends with whom he'was con versing he gallantly offered his hand to the domino, and led her, with a compliment, to the qnadrilie just then lorming beneath the middle chandelier of the great gallery. Can you not fancy how the heart of that young girl must have beat as, determined to attain theotjecl for which she had run this Ti.-k, she whispered in her partner's ear words of deep meaning, upon which her whole future life was hung ? Can you not lar.cy how that stricken heart must have faltered when the words ol truth, bright with his unstained honor, fell from the lips of the duke ? For the nrst time, pernaps, the name of the real object of his love was breathed by him. It was the eldest daugh ter of the Countess de Montijo to whom he was devoted, and to her was he resolved to disclose the secret on this very night. No ; hope could therefore remain to the un- j happy victim who had sought the secret j which was to be her own condemnation.' She withdrew from the ball. What had she to seek further amid that gay throng? She j hurried home and flung herself in despair upon the conch she had lelt but to see me Vi I h th vpar of her future ucan . - - j I r . I . . i me were to pb emuiueicu. At dawn the ladies returned from the ball. All were glad and joyous but one above the rest ; and she could not resist the temptation to seek her best friend in crder to make her participate in the joy which the Duke's proposition had inspired. She entered eoftly, for she thought her friend was sleeping. She approached ihe bed. and shrieked loud with dismay at be- wmcn sweameu iu i iuo vimiuum " , that the form was insensible which lay be fore herand that the features were working as if in the throes of the death agony. The house was aroused, and the family came in haste to the bedside to behold with horror the confirmation of. the suspicion i . . 1 L ,tr1t,as which had struck them from the ver7 first. Assistance had only just come in time the evidence which lay before them, in the shape of the empty vial and its warning label, indicated the nature of the antidote to be administered. Every help was given,, and aftet awhile all effect of this moment's abberation had passed away, even to the moral regret of beholding the Doke the husband of another. The generons impulse of the bride elect contributed most of all, they say to this desired consummation ; for not till she was assured that the despair of unrequited love was entirely overcome would she consent to leave her friend and to accept tbe highest parae and fortune, in all Spain. Such is the story told in the chronicles of Madrid, and many people in Paris, who are intimate with all the parties concerned, have confirmed it oft and oft. The relaxed nerves of the countenance, the herself a happy wife and mother now are often quoted to bear witness of its truth; and we give it in testimony of the generous nature of the Duchess, as well as of the strength of mind which enabled her friend to forego the selfish indulgence in hopeless forrow! which would have blighted both existences forever. Coming back Soon. 'You are coming back soon ?" says ev ery one to the eager boy going out from the quiet of his native village to make his way in the great bustling world beyond. "Oh yes as soon as I have made rrly fortune," is the laughing reply, and the good byes are exchanged, and the yelling stage coach rolls off, bearing more hope and happiness upon its back seat than with the same occupant it will ever bring back again. " Come back soon !" The boy little knows he never can come back ! Some thing may come that will be taller, and more graceful, and more attractive, and call his parents father and mother some thing that will look half sadly and half con temptuously on the old familiar places where his youth was, but the boy happy, eager, hopefuland innocent has gone for ever ! ' Coming back soon !" Is this young la dy ringleted and flounced and gloved who plays the piano to a charm and looks ask ance at the kitchen towel and broom ; the sun browned, good 'natured little Maggie wore her brown hair in curls, flying in the summer wind but this young lady's looks are prematumed, scented, carefully "done up," according to the latest fashion. Mag gie wore a blue gingham frock, which had always danced belore his ' vision as the most charming thing in existence, but 'Miss Marguerite' arrays her dainty limbs in the most expensive silks, and iwears hoops of such vast circumference that he can only look on and admire fat a respectable dis tance. Sometimes, as they sit side by side, he remembers the old times, and half wishes they could come back again ; but his first glance at the composed face beside him annihilates the idea, and he heaves a kind of rueful sigh, and lets it pass away. The last young man and the woman nf fashion meet olten in their gay city life but the boy and girl who walked hand in hand to school, have gone straying away together over the strawberry fields and dai sed pastures long aao, and no ond thinks of saying to them "Yon are coming back soon ?" "Coming back Who ever yet came back and found all things unchanged ? Drive up the long remembered roads, ar.d you mis here a tree, here a ratch of dai sies and butter cp-, and there an old gray farm house, which you fondly hoped would out last your nay anu generation. r,mer i the town which was once 'a happy valley' j to yon, and what do you see 1 Only a j puny little village, with the pleasant walks 1 . .7 . I ' n n used to love turned mto ambitious .... and aved witn ron2hest of ---- X : stones, wim oiu laminar uuuwj uj with old familiar houses and fences ! remodeled and newly painted, till you lose all the landmarKs wun everyiuing i-nun- ed, and you, jt may be, most of all ! Sit ; j down, if you will, in your lonely room, call J ! up the forms of those you loved, who are ; ' now scattered away, and try to people the dusty streets with more beloved faces. Can yon succeed i Is it not a poor, paie phantom, that yon strive to press to your aching heart? Was it wise in you,- after all this "coming back?" Oh, the past is beautiful to look at, buf when afar off, we stretch out our hands to bring it nearer, it vanishes, and leaves nothing in our grasp but thin and unsubstantial air. "Strange !" I sit in my lonely room to day, and miss something familiar some thing sweet something dear very dear ! It will never linger here again. The sun Iioht falling through the casement will nev er shine on me any more. One page of life's romance has been read ; shut the j book and put it away. Much that might have blessed me ; much 1 might have lov ed, and much that I can never hope to meet again, has conscerate this little room, has passed away like a dream of beauty, and will beam, brighten here no more; it it a not cannot be coming back soon- But there is a land thank God there is a land where all the lost light and Joveli ness of life shall cluster around ns whh ten fold the glory it has won for us here ! There is a land where there shall be no more partings, and more tears, where the young and the old, the happy and the wretched, the bond .the fret, shall alike know the loving kindness and tender mercy of a God whose divinest attribute is love. Patrick was a baggage-master on the Georgia Railroad, and attentive to his business. A few evenings since, while at his post, he was accosted by an excited passenger, who, in a rude and boisterous manner, demanded repeatedly to know the whereabouts of his trunk. Pat, after several times replying to the interrogatory, at length lost patience, and thus put an end to the stranger's troublesome questioning. "Och. mistber, I wish in my soul you were the elephant instead ol the jackass, for thin you'd have yer trunk always under yer eye. ' - The Widow's Wish A widow lady, sit ting by a cheerful fire in a meditative mood, shortly after her husband's decease, sighed out : "Poor fellow how he did like a good fire ! I hope he has gone where they Army Buttons vs. Hazel Eyes. I was in a delirium of love. The dark hazel eyes and still darker hair subdued me more than ever a frowning bat tlement awed a forlorn hope of fifty brave hearted soldiers. 1 had faced murderous Indians on their own bunting grounds; their fiendish yells had aroused me from my midnight slumbers to action ; I had march ed unflinchingly forward, leading my men, while arrows and bullets fell like hail around me. All this 1 had met with com parative equanimity, and returned to the metropolis of our nation only to be subdu ed by a woman. Yet Helen Sparrow was lair and beauti ful as an Italian sky. Conscious of her fas cination, she made no effort to entrap me ; but I sailed as quietly into her net as the : wild swan into the snare of the huntsman ian. There the simile ends, for I fluttered not the least bit, but yielded heart and soul to her bewitching influence. "Army bnttons" are proverbially incon stant, and 1 was no exception to the gener al ru'e. On this occasion I was fairly caught in my own net, so carefully woven for Helen. My flirtation assumed a serious aspect I love'd her, yet I tknew she mis trusted me. It was in the summer of '58 that the War Department granted me a furlough of two months, and then it was I met her. But three weeks had passed, and I would have thrown up my commission bad Helen even hinted (hat such a sacrifice would gratify her. At the expiration of this time, a party, consisting of Helen, Gertude St. Clair Cap tain Cares a former messmate the old folks and myself, was formed for a trip to Niagara. The old folks took care of them selves, the'eaptain had charge of Gertie, and Helen fell under my especial protection. At Niagara, the International was filled to its utmost capacity. North and South had poured their fairest daughters into this cauldron of fashionable excitement, and handsome sons had followed the wander ings of their fair inamoratas. Among all, Helen to me was the fairest. With her eyes I viewed the mighty torrent as it pitched headlong into the seething abyss ; when she was sad I was despondent; when she smiled I was all vivacity. We walked rode, talked, langhed and wept together, until my love amounted to frenzy, and my frenzy o madness. But this state of things could not last lonf , for I was even then a fit candidate for a lunatic asylum. I would have given worlds, had they been mine, to reca'l the first week or so of our acquaintance, when I had made a boast of my many flirtations and scoffed at the very existence of such a ihinor aa nnrp nnr! laalinor nvf T had riili- I i - one eveni a maudIin 6enti. j ment, and denounced it the next as the moonshine of juvenile precocity. For all which I was soon to reap my reward and a bitter one it proved to be. It was a calm and beautiful night, such a one as is designed especially for lovers. en and I had left the frivolous dance . away ostensibly to view the Fails by moonlight. We had reached ihe bank of the river, and seated ourselves on a convenient rock in sight of the mighty cat aract. The Final week ol my furlough was drawing to a close. We had been convers- ' ing about constancy and though my senti ments were materially changed since our first acquaintance, 1 was afraid to betray my inconsistency by expressing them. My views of love were somewhat modified, and as that subject naturally followed the other, ' the spirit prompted me to try the virtfie of action. With a sudden impulse I fell upon came in, and 6eeing him seated in the my knees and ponred into her ears my tale connring house, looked very blank, sup of love. Half doubtingly, but with becom- posing that his commands had not been ipg gravity, she listened; occasionally, at i executed. some unusual outburst of sentiment, a faint I "I thought," said he, "you were re I smile played over her face, but only for an instant. My vanity whispered that it was the excess of joy which filled her. At length I reached the momentous question the imaginary turning point in my existence. She placed her soft while hand in mine, and while I kised it enthusiastically, ejacula ting i;i the interim, "Mine, mine forever !" with the other she raised her handkerchief to her eyes and turned aside her head, as I supposed, to conceal the joyful tears which would naturally dim her vision. I did not learn, until several days subsequently, that it was simply to smother a laugh at my ridiculous actions. I returned to tbe hotel jubilant, and in the very extremity of happiness. Happy had it been for me had I, by accident, fal len over the precipice, for the dizzy height from which. I was about to be thrown brought me in the end more sorrow and anguish. A few days passed, and 1 received orders to report for duty at Fort Leavenworth as early as possible. I called on Helen in her private parlor. We were alone. The part ing was very line all such, which have been described a thousand times on paper, and occurs at least once in the life of every one. I renewed fay vows and protestations, but she was submissively tranquil. Ihe last farewell was spoken ; a final kiss im printed on her brow; 1 had my hand on the knob of tbe door, when she drew from her pocket a letter, and gave it to me. . She bowed sweetly, and sorrowfully I returned to ray own room. : "Niagara, Sept 1858. "My excellent friend : The time for part ing has come ; the farce is ended.. Let us ra i se the cnrtaina ndc ' r I vjmj f yj " "You returned to your home with the crown of victory upon your brow. You were courted and flattered justly by all : I was proud of your marked attentions, and I felt thefirst dawnings of love fgr you in my heart. Evening after evening you were with me. The impulses of your nature prompted you to make many developments which taught me caution. You scoffed at true love as at: ideality, and at constancy as existing only in story. You related what you were pleased to call pour ''harmless flirtations," and the very recital of them proved the fallacy of your unbelief. "Does not your heart soften when the picture of that heart-broken Spanish girl rises before you? Does not the pale spec tre ol 'your dark eyed Isabel' haunt you in your dreams ? How can your sleep be quiet when you recall the beseeching look and tanilar cllrrlirotirii ri ''ufinr nrniri. Mrii tender supplication of '-your prairie bird, who even now mourns your absence and awaits in vain your return ? "Yet I will not add to your unhappiness, but let conscience do its work. "I had no confidence in the sincerity of your professions until a week before leav ing home. At no time have I believed ir. your constancy, yet I encouraged you, for , the voice of those you had wronged seemed j ! In noli frr ton iini ro VV 1, o 1 1. o r thpv havfi i to call for vengeance '"v- been avenged I leave to your own feelings Could they have witnessed the scene near the Falls perhaps they would have been then satisfied To my handkerchief I am indebted for suppressing a laugh which might have sounded strangely out of place "I leave you to your own meditations. ff'e meet no more at this place, but should chance throw you in my way you will be cordially greeted by simply "Your friend Hklen S " In the first ebullition of passion I tramp led the letter under foot But pride failed m, and I suffered more than language can tell. But she never knew it. Her shafts sunk deep, and iu time completed my re formation. I left Niagara a sadder and wiser man. I knew it was useless to plead with her, for her decision once made was unalterable In a few weeks I was again at my post, and drowned my sorrow hi the excitement of frontier life. My repentance was through. 1 could not call back the dead to life, but I mourn ed her in deep and bitter contrition. On one of my excursions into California, I visited the grave of the lovely Spanish girl, and caused a handsome tablet to be placed to her memory. It was the last testimonial that could be bestowed. Was she not look ing dovn upon me then, and did she not intercede for me to Him who searcheth and knoweth all hearts ? For more than a year the "Prairie Bird" has been my wife, and a darling little cher ub is screaming lustlily while I write. The baby's name is Helen, A". Y. Evening Post. The Pbompt Clerk. I once knew a young man, said an eminent preacher, who was commencing life as a clerk. One day his employer said to him : "Now, to morrow that cargo of cotton must be got out and weighed, and we must have a cor rect account of it." He wa a younj man of energy. This was the first time he had been entrusted to superintend the execution o( this work. He made his arrangements over night, spoke to the men about their carts arid horses, and resolving to begin very early in the morning, instructed all the laborers to be there at half-past 4 o'clock. So they set to work and the thing was done ; about ten or eleven o 'clock in the day, his employer ; quested to take out that cargo of cotton, this morning." "Ii i all done." replied the young clerk, "and here is the account." He never looked behind him from that moment never ! His character was fixed, confidence was established. He was found to be the man to do the thing with prompt ness. He very soon became to be one that could not be spared he was as necessary to the firm as any one of the partners. He went through a life of great benevolence, and at his death was able to able to leave his children an ample fortune. The head of a celebrated merchantite house in Yienna has recently erected a mausolem which no one, even of his most intimate friends, is allowed to enter. The walls are covered with black velvet, upon which appear the family arms of the pro prietor. Upon a platform slightly elevated stands an open coffin, candles of black wax at its four corners. At the foot of the coffin is a plate of silver, on which are the name and date of tbe birth of the future occupant of the narrow abode, and a space has been left for the date of his death, and this he evidently expected within the com ing ten years for he had completed the re cord as far as 186 . Daily he is accom panied by his friends to the door of this tomb; there he -leaves ihem, enters alone into the edifice, lies down in his coffin, and causes a concealed organ to play lugubrious music. Then he goes forth to the world again, dines heartily, and converses with a gayety of manner astonishing to all. rw i rr i . i . 1HC ainerence oeiwren a iuui uu a jin Abraham Lincoln. What is it that recommends a candidate for a high and responsible office to the peo ple1 We should suppose that honesty, ability, and long services in a position where these qualities had been long tested were the best, and perhaps the only strong recommendations. What has Abraham Lincoln done that 'renders him worthy of the high position of President of these Uui led States ! He has lived in the West all his lite time, and has filled but one civil office in the government. He was once elected to Congress and served there one term. He was never returned back, and whilst there was unknown. He ppposed the Mexican War publicly ; and once said it was unconstitutional. Beyond this, no person ever heard that such a man occupied a seat in Congress. He was utterly obscure whilst there ; and seems to have been un known everywhere at least, outside of his own Slate till 1858, when he was resur rected from his dusty obscurity in order to be a candidate for the United States Senate against Judge Douglas. Ir. this ambitious project of his, he was encouraged by the Republican party whh ail its power aud patronage, but was unsuccessful, and Abra- ham again sunk back to private life. His 1 '. " " I or i- 1 " i. . L ,. f iei-uiu in ii uiidiis was inucu line uiai 01 Fremont, as a statesman he was unknown and his opinions were unknown also. He was made a candidate by the republican party for much ihe same reasons that gov erned the opposition to the Democratic party in 1840, 1848, 1852 and I&S6. In each of these case they placed candidates ir. nomination who were without either ex perience or talent as staiesmen. Gen. Har rison was neither a statesman or a man of talent, but a clever man and a brave one, but entirely unequal to the task of the Presidency. Gen. Taylor had never filled a civil office in his life. He was & brave man but had no record as a statesman. He was run without principles. Gen. Scott although at the head of our armies, had not the least experience in State affairs, and he did not pretend to be a politician. Col. Fremont, although the Candidate of the Re publican party, has not the Ieat sympathy with their principles. He was not a States man, had no evperience, and will not now vote the Republican ticket. He was taken j up as a candidate without his party, even knowing what his political principles were. He had acted with the democratic party, j up to that time and it is now stated that he is in favor of Bell and Everett. Abraham ', Lincoln, like the candidate of ihe opposition I to the democratic party heretofore, is un j known as a statesman : he has had no ex- perience : has had no associations witb the great men of the country. He has not been tried and trusted even by his own people, so that neither his honesty, his ability, or ' opinions, are known. His party go it ; blind o;i him as they did on Fremont and j Scott and Taylor. Had his principles been ! as well known as Seward's are, or had he been before the public wheti his qualities had been tested, he would never have been ihe candidate of the republican party. Like Seward, his principles would have rendered him obnoxious to the public, and could not have been elecied. His only safety is in obscurity. How the Thince or Wales Travils. Some people, when they go from one place to another, calculate upon iheir "luck" in putting them through, others travel on their 'muscle," others on their "beauty," others on their "talents," (very few in. number,) others on their '-'impudence," and others on "dead head" tickets ; but with Lord Ben frew it cao be emphatically said that he travels on his money. From Cincinnati to Pittsburg he paid the "modest sum of two thousand dollars for a special train ; but while he pays in accordance with royalty, he expects to receive immunities not grant ed to ordinary men. The train which bears His Highness has the entire right of the road. An engine specially detailed pre cedes to keep the track clear and look out for any imperfections in the road that wo'ld jeopardize the safety of the train containing the Prince and royal retinue. The agent of the Prince, who is a cousin to him on Albert's side, arranges all his traveling matters, and stimulates in the bar gain with railroad companies, that on no consideration shall any person be allowed on board the tram except those necessary to manage it ; and these are prohibited from entering the royal car, but ride by the.'nseives iu a forward car. Ir has been said of the home of the scolding wife, that "It's a bad house where ihe hen crows louder than the cock." Whv an pen-makers the most dishonest persons in the world ? Because they make people steel pens, and. they say they do write. I remember Rogers saving: "Those who go to Heaven will be very much sur prised at ihe people they find there, and very much surprised at those they do not find thre. The proprietor of a bone-mill adrertises that those sending their own bones to be ... - - - C" ground, will be attended to with punctuali ty and dispatch. How to describe a circle Wait till your wife has put on her crinoline. I Jim, fl?- Great Ken who rose from tbe Ranks. From the barber shop rose Sir Richard Arkwrite, the inventor of the spinning jenny, and the fouhder of the cotton manrj fact are of Great Britain ; Lord Tenderden, one of the most distinguished ot English lord Chief justices; and Turner, the very greatest among landscape painters. No one knows to a certainty what Shakspeare was; but it is unquestionable that he pprangfrom a very humble rank. Tbe common class of day laborers have given us Brindley, the engineer, Cook, the navigator; and Burns, the poet. Masons and Bricklayers can boast of Ben Johnson, who worked at the building of Lincol's Inn, with a trowel ii his hand and a book in his pocket ; Ed wards and Telford, the engineers; Hugh Miller, the geologist ; and Allan Cunning ham, the writer and sculptor; whilst among distinguished carpenters, we find the names of Inigo Jones, the architect ; Harrison, the chronometer maker; John Hunter, the physiologist; Romney and Opie, painters; Professor Lee, the orientalist; and John Gibson, the sculptor. From the weaver class have sprung Simpson, the mathema tician ; Bacon, the sculptor, the two miners, Adari Walker, John Foster; Wilson, the ornithologist; Dr. Livingstone, the mU i sionary traveler ; and Tannahill, the poet. Shoemakers have given us Sturgeon, the electrician; Samuel Drew, essayist ; Gif ford, the editor of the Quarterly Review ; Bloomfield, poet ; and William Cary, the missionary ; whilst Morrison, another labo rious missionary, was a makerof shoe lasts. Within ihe last year, a profound naturalist has been discovered in the person of a shoe maker, at Banff, named Thomas Edwards, who, while maintaining himself by his trade, has devoted his leisure to the study of natural science in all its branches, his researches in connection with the smaller Crustacea having been rewarded by the discovery of a new species, to which the name of Praniza Edcardaii has been given by naturalists. Nor have the tailors been altogether un distinguished Jackson, the painter, having worked at the trade until he reached man-- hood. But what is more remarkable, one of the gallaniest of British seamen, Admiral Hobson, who broke the boom at Vigo in 1702, originally belonged to this callinj. He was working as a tailor's apprentice near Bon-church, in the isle of Wight, when the newt flew through the village that a squadron of men-of war were sailing off the island. He sprang from the shopboard, and ran down with his comrades to the beach to gaze upon the g'orious sight. The tailorboy was suddenly inflamed with the ambition to be a sailor, and springing into a boat, he rowed off to the squadron, gained the admiral's ship, aud was accepted as a volunteer. Year after, he returned to his native village, lull of honors, and dined off bacon and eggs in the cottage where he had worked as a tailor's apprentice. Cardinal Wolsey, DeFoe, Akenside, and Kirke White, were the sons of butchers; Briny an was a linker, and Joseph Lancaster a basket maker. Among the great names identified with the invention of the steam engine are thoae of Newcomer, Watt, and Sievenson ; the first a blacksmith, the second a maker of mathematical instruments, and the third an engine fireman. Dr Hutten, the geolo gist, and Berwick, the father of wood en graving, were coal miners; Dodsley was footman, and Holcroft a groom. Baffin, the navigator, was a common seaman, and Sir Cloudesly Shovel a cabin boy. Herschel played the obeo in a military band. Chan trey was a journeyman printer, and Sir Thomas Lawrence the son of a tavern keeper. Michael Faraday, lhe soc of a poor blacksmith, was in early life apprenticed to a bookbinder, and worked at the trade until he reached his twenty-second year; he now occupies the verv first rank as a philosopher, excelling even his master, Sit Humphrey Davy, in the art of lucidly ex pounding the most difficult and obtuse points in natural science. Not long ago Sir Roderick Murchison discovered, at Thurso, in the far north of Scotland, a profound ge ologist, in the person ol a baker there, named Robert Dick. When Sir Roderick called upon him at the bake house, in which he baked and earned his bread, Dick delineated to him, bv means of flour upon a board, the geographical features and geological phenomena of his native county, pointing out the imperfections in the exist ing maps, which be bad ascertained by traveling over the country in his leisure hours. On further inquiry, Sir Roderick ascertained that the humble individual be fore him was not only a capital baker and geologist, but a first rate botanist. "I iound," said the director general of the Geographical Society, :o my great humilia tion, that this baker knew infinitely more of botanical science, aye, ten times more, than I did ; and that there were only some twenty or thirty specimens ot flowers which he had not collected. Seme he had ob tained as presents, some he had purchased; but the greater portion had been accumula ted by his industry, in his native county of Caithness, and the specimens wre all arranged in the most beaoiiful order, with their scientific names affixed.'" St'f Help, by Samuel Smiles. V A gentleman met a half-witted lad in the road, and placing in one of his hands a six pence an a penny, asked him which of the two he wovld choose. The lad replied r: