7" If 1 n-i J 1 W. U. JACOBY, Proprietor. Truth and Right God and oar Country Two Dollars per Annan. VOLUME 12. BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA., WEDNESDAY AUGUST 15, I860. NUMBER 32, WJL 0 1 Jiiio v ) 4 ? STAR OF THE NORTH PUBLISHED 1TZRT WKONESPAT BT WM. ii. jacoby, CHiee on Main St., 3rd Square below Market, TERMS : Two Dollars per annum if paid Vithiti six months from ihe lime of sub:ri ping : two dollars and fifty cents it not paid within the year. No subscription taken for a less period than six mon'.hs ; no discon tinuances permitted until all arrearages are paid, unless at the option of the editor. 7'he terms of advertising will be as follow $ : t)rie square, twelve lines, three times, 1 00 Every subsequent insertion, 25 One square, three months, 3 00 One year, . 8 00 TODER WHAT'S THE REASON ? IT J- S. BBHFHART. There's a little lovely valley, A romantic "Sprucy Dell' Where my spirit olten wanders What's the cause I cannot tell ! There I long to sit and listen, To the cheerful morning lay. Of a joyons little feathered tribe, "A singing all the day. There are gentle summer sunbeams, Where the fragment flowers grow, And they set my heart a throbbing Wuat's the cause 1 do noi know 1 Over yonder in the valley Down along the "Sprucy Dell,''. Lives a lair and gentle Maiden Wonder whether she could tell! Wonder whether she is thinking, . Of these singing liule birds Whether sweeter strains of music, Could not dell lit little words. Yes, I wonder whether Cupid, -With his funny little dart, tiver writes his sweetest music, Oa the tablet of her heart. Shouldn't wonder when I know it 1 hare seen her bosom heave ' And a lovely smile upon her face, That taught me to believe. But I wonder what's the reason, Why 1 love ihe ' Sprucy Dell," ' Why 1 love the "mousy valley" Could the gentle Maiden tell 1 ) am happy when a thinking Tis a wonder why 1 should, But I couldn't tell ihe reasou, No, I wouldn't if I could. JOSEPH LANE, OF OREGON. A RAPID SUMMARY OF HIS LIFE. - Joseph Lake, the second eon of John Lane and Elizabeth Street, was born in North Carolina, on the 14th of December, 1301 la 1804 the lather emigrated to Kentucky, and fettled in Henderson county. He had ths benefit of having sprang from Revolu tionary stock, and, if he learned liule else, imbibed many stirring lessons ol patriotism and its glorious results from the elders who surrounded the hearthstone of his boyhood. At an early age he shitted lor himself, and entered the employ of Nathaniel Hart, Clerk of the County Court. In 1816 he went into Warwick county, Indiar.a, became a clerk in a mercantile house, married, in 1820, a young girl of French and Irish ex traction, and settled on the banks of the Ohio, ia Vanderburg county. Yonng Lane soon became the man of the people among whom he had cast his lot In 1822, then barely eligible, he was elect ed to the Indiana legislature, and took his seat, to the astonishment of many older worthies. Hon. Oliver H. Smith, a new member likewise, and siuce a United States Senator from 1837 to 1843, describes, in a work recently pnblished, the appearance of Lane on the occasion. "The roll-calling progressed as 1 stood by the side of the clerk. 'The county of Vanderburg and Warwick !' said the clerk. I saw advancing a slender, freckled -laced boy.in appearance eighteen or twenty years of age. ' I marked his step as he came up to my side, and have often noticed his air since : it was General Joseph Lane, of Mexican and Or egon fame in after years." Oo the Ohio, Lane became extremely popular as a good neighbor and a man of enlarged hospitality. Near his dwelling, the river has a bar, which never fails at low water to deain a small fleet ot boats. Lane's farm-house had ever its doors open ; an in vitation was extended to all to come and help themselves, the host never consenting 10 receive remuneration, though hundreds have partaken of his store. Any boatman on the river, says a reliable informant, ieit himself at liberty to take any of his beats or temporary use without asking. Such was Joseph Lane on hi homestead. Ac quaintance with rirer life made him a good pilot of the Ohio aud Mississippi rivers, which gained him an additional meed of . respect from the "river men.' As farmer, prod uce-ceaier, and legislator, , many years rolled over his bead, every year adding to his popularity as a man, both in his private and public capacity. . : He was -frequently re-elected - by the people, and -corilinoed to serve them at short intervals, in either branch ot the legislature, for a .period of twenty-four years. Mr. Lane was a fearless legislator, always ' acting from a conscientious belief in truth of his views, and following them op with spirit and cndeviating vigilance.' Those who Ere best acq Tainted -with this portion of his career, delight to dwell upon uie zeal ' ail J" tenacity with' whlch'he: upheld the trusts confided to hid, and denounced the .nrosgi which threatened to thwart his des igns or good. : lie is, however, a man of deeds raihcr than 'words though ' he does not lack the power to express his flews Never in - favor ol expediency, he was always for what seemed right to him. When it was thought that Indiana, overbur dened with debt, would be compelled to repudiate, Ihe prospect of the disgrace which would thereby result to the State aroused all his indignant energies. He would not hear of such a thing. He felt it would be a disgrace to him, as a Torking man, with the will and the strength to labor, to repudiate a debt. What was it, thee, to a State of which he was a representative ? He toiled untiringly to avert it, and had the satisfaction of seeing his efforts successful. In politics, General Lane has always been of the Jefferson and Jackson school. Pos sessing a strong intellect, and a memory retentive of facts, and quick to use them, be has become thoroughly acquainted with the history and politics of the country. Mr. Yules observes, "He his written with bis plough and sword, and spoken by his deeds; and though unused to the ornaments of rhetoric and literature, he is, nevertheless, powerful kin debate, and especially well qualified in political and Presidential con flicts on the stump to overwhelm ihe oppo nents of Democracy." He supported Jack son in 1824, '28, and '32, gave his voice and energies for Van Buren in 1836 aud '40, "as long as the latter followed 'in the footsteps of his illustrious predecessor,' " and went for Polk in 1844. His activity and earnest ness were contagious, aud could not but in fuse into those about him, and into the public men of the State generally, the spirit which had led him to so honorable a prom inence. In the spring of 1846, the war commen ced between the United States and Mexico, and a call was made upon Indiana for vol unteers Lane, then a member of the State Senate, immediately resigned, and entered Captain Walker's company a3 a private. He cho.e Walker as bis commander, having a high opinion of his bravery -an opinion which that gallant officers conduct and death at Bnena Vista completely justified. When the regiment met at the rendezvous New Albany Joseph Lane was taken from the ranks by the unanimous voice ot the men, and placed at the head as Colonel; and in a very lew days afterward he re ceived unsought and unexpected by him a commission from President Polk as brigadier-general. On the 9th of July he wrote a letter of acceptance, and entered on the command of the three regiments forming h;t brigade. Two weeks alter (24th of July) he was at the Brazos, with all his men, and concluded the report announcing his arrival to General Taylor in these words: "The brigade I have the honor to command is generally in good health and fine spirits, anxious to engage in active service." On the 20th of August, he wrote to Major Gen eral Butler, claiming active service. His brigade did not relish being left in the renr to garrison towns or to guard provisions and military stores, while the regular army, and the volunteers ordered on to Camargo, would have the honor ot having been ac tivly engaged. Lane had ac idea that the Indiana men were raised to do some fighting, and be was impatient of delay. The second day after his letter to Butler, he wrote again to General Taylor, complaining of the advance of troops out of their order of precedence. Without being disrespectful, he demanded for his command a share in the dangers and honors of the active service. Despite his anxiety to go on, he had to remain sev eral months,in a most irksome mood, on the swampy banks of the Rio Grande, where his troops, suffering under the sweltering sun, were decimated by the pestilential diseases of the climate. At length he was ordered to Saltillo, and made civil and military commandant ol that post by Major-General Butler. After the battle of Monterej, Lane was ordered to join General Taylor. The famous bat'le of Baena Vita was fought on the 22d and 23d of February, 1847. General Lane was third in command, and served on the left wing. From the beginning to the end he was in the hottest of the fight. On the morning of the 23d; Land had the honor of opening the contin uation of the battle, on the plain, where he was attacked by a force of from four to five thousand, infantry, artillery, and lancers, under Gen. Am podia. At this crisis, Lane's force was reduced to four hundred men ; and with this phalanx he received the Mex ican onset. As Lane commenced the fight on the 23d, so was he in "at the death " The Id itiois and Kentucky regiments, suffering sorely, were tailing back under a terrible charge by the collected ibfanlry of Santa Anna, when Lane, though wounded, came up with the Indiana men, and with the Mississippi men, under Colonel Jefferson Davis, opened a destructive fire upon the Mexicans, checked their advance, and en abled the retreating regiments to form aud return to lhe contest. -Failing to pierce the American ceutre, Santa Anna retired Irom the field. ' V"' . " In this battle, where all were heroes, it is the more honorable to find Lace, with four or five others, particularly noticed. Here is a picture of him r "When the grape and musket-shot flew as thick as hail over and through the .lines of our volunteers,: who began to waver before the fiery storm, their brave general coulJ be seen fifty yards in advance of the line, waving his sword with an arm already shattered by a musket-ball, streaming with blood, ' and mounted on a nob!e charger, which was gradually sinking under the loss of blood from five distinct Major-General Wool, writing to Lane, the event. A band serenaded the 1'resi May 23d, regrets that he is about to lose dent, Vice President, Mr. Stephens, of his valuable services, and testifies to his . Georgia, General Lane and others. In re readiness to do honor to his command, h'u spouse to a call, Governor Stevens intro- country, and himself. Again, July 7th, , Wool writes, "I have seen you in all sit-, uations-at the head of your brigade, in j mo uriu, aiiu m uie grcui uauio ui wio and 23d of February ; and, in the course of my experience, I have seen few, very few, who behaved with more zeal, ability, and gallantry, in the hour of danger." And General Taylor, in his report, says, "Briga dier General Lane (slightly wounded), was active and zealous throughout the day, and displayed great coolness and gallantry be fore the enemy." Remaining encamped near the battle-field until June, he was ordered, with his brigade, to New Orleans, where ihe latter was dis banded, its term of service having expired. On his return home, public festivals at New Albany and Evansville greeted him, while his appearance everywhere commanded and elicited the most enthusiastic admira tion. An order to join Taylor's line, how ever, allowed him but a short season ol re pose in the bosom of his family. Having been transferred to General Scott's line of operations, he reached Vera Croz, with his command, on the 16th of Septem ber, 1847. On the 20th, he set out for the city of Mexico, at the head of two thousand five hundred men. At Jalapa this force was increased by Major Lally's column of one thousand men, and at Perote by a company of mounted riflemen, two of volunteer in fautry, and two pieces of artillery. Leaving his train at San Antonio Ta a ma ris with a suitable defence, Lane marched against Huaraantla with over two thousand men. On the morning ot the 9th of Octo ber, the people were startled by the ap proach of the soldiers. White flags were immediately displayed ; but no sooner had the advanced guard, under Captain Waller, entered the town, than volley after volley assailed it. A deadly combat ensued Walker gallantly charged on a body of five hundred lancers and two pieces of artillery on the plaza. General Lane, advancing at the head of his column, encountered the heavy reinforcement of Santa Anna, who had arrived with his full force. Soon the roar of battle resounded from street to street. For a short time the Mexicans confronted their assailants wi'h the energy of despair; but the terrible decision of the Americans prevailed, and tt.eir flag soon waved over the treacherous town. A large quantity of ammunition was captured, and some pris oners one of whom was Major Iturbide, ton of the former emperor of Mexico. This was the last field on which Santa Anna ap peared in arms against the United States. For this victory Lane was brevetted major general. Having rejoined his train, General Lane arrived at Puebla on the 12th of October. Lane's campaign, from the departure ! from Vera Cruz up to this point, was a series of brilliant movements and victories A surgeon attached to his command wrote home, about this period, that no write on y the soldiers could tell with what in- 1 . . . . , . .. tronmlv ami hravrv Lin trit npl an hia J . j - handful of men. "1 never' he adds "be fore could understand how cowards were . . . , transformed into brave men as by miracle." ru u . i (t u u i t. A hn hafMA nt 1 phna Ian an was lh tail , , i i ed; but Gen. Lane-who, not inappropri- 91a v cava iPtilrina wna uti-lnH hv Vim hmth- , j er officers and soldiers "the Marion of the army" remained some months directing ! the movements consequent upon the return ot our troops. On evacuating the conquer- ered land, Lane remarked to a friend. "I left m v nlour?h to lake lhe sword with a 'r of Oregon. On the 28th his commission reached him, and on the next day he set out for his post. On the 2d of March, 1849, about six months after his departure from home, he arrived safely in Oregon City. This jour ney cos-t the Governmeat nothing General Lane not making any charge for his expen ses, besides which, he aided largely ia sub sisting the troops the greater part of the time with the product of his riflle, as he was both the pilot and the hunter of the party. The Indians of Oregon of whom there were between 50 aud 60 tribes kept the whites in a constant state ot jeopardy. The progress and settlement of the territory were greatly impeded by their depredations. In 185, a formidable outbreak took place on Rogue River, in the southern part of Oregon. Governor Lane took the field in person, collected a force of settler., miners, a few officers and men of the regular army, attacked the Indians at Table Rock, and, after a desperate conflict, in which he was severely wounded, drove them from their position Following this success tip with his acctoraed vigor, he so severely chas tised them that they, j were glad . to accept any terras of peace- As Delegate from Oregon, General Lane was unremitting in his" advocacy of the in terests of the Territory, and uniiriug in his efforts for her admission into the Union. . i The evening of the day Oregon was ad mitted la the sisterhood of States, the feder- thrill of pleasure ; for my country called ! A UIUUHin;L -w.m- mere is a cnar- seen in neari) every ari ot itie world, aud me. I now go home to resume the plough ! mi"s tradi,ion connected with the site upon was a great favorite with the crew. I tried with as sincere joy." j which ihe Temple of Solomon was erected, to reason with them, although I must con About the 1st of August, 1548, General ! 's sa'J to nave Deen occupied in common te.s that things did begin 10 look a liule Laue reached Indiaua. His fellow-citizens j by two brothers, one of whom had a family; rnysierbus. I could not prevail on them to were rejoiced to see him; but he had not ' o her bad no;.e. On the spot was sown go below for the remainder of the uatch. time to respond to the favors extended to ; a neld f wheat Ou the evening succeed- They all stayed upon deck and told ghost him, for on I8th he without any solicita- j lnS he harvest, the wheat having been stories till the least flapping of a sailor tion ou his part were appointed Governor j gathered in separate shocks, the elder broth- creaking of a block would cause lliem to duced General Lane new Senator elect from the Slate ol Oregon-to the people He made a brief speech, in which he said j mat a uuiwurk iiau i-eeu raieu uiai uajr uu , the chores of the Pac.fic .gainst forego in- vaders, and a fresh assurance given of the perpetuity of the Union. White Governor Lane was in Oregon, he was nuineu lor lue l reeiuency ujjuo veniion assembled at Indianapolis to revise the State Constitution of Indiana. The Democratic Slate Convention, which met February 24lh 1852, formally presented his ; i c . t . rt- r n tt . f .4 . . cairns ,or me n.e. ji.g.icy, the vote of the State to him. On his arri- .vjiw j . . , . I val in Indiana from Oregon, he had a pub- i s ' I lie recption, at which, i-. the course of an address of welcome, Governor Wright thus u..cjr - fa the day : "He has been the artificer of his own fortunes; and, in his progress from the far mer on the banks of the Ohio and the com mandment of a fiat boat, to posts of honora ble distinction to a seat in the House of Representatives and in the Senate of Indi anato the command of a brigade upon the fields of Buena Vista, Hoamactla, and Atlixco to the Governorship of Oregon,and thence to a seat in Congress he has dis played the same high characteristics, per severance, and energy. The annals of our country present no parallel for these facts. He entered the army a volunteer in the ranks, looking forward only to the career of a common soldier. He left a major gener al, closing his ardent and brilliant services in that memoriable campagn by fighting its last battle and capturing its last enemy." We must acknowledge our indebtedness to the book entitled "Our Living Represen tative Men," by John Savage, Esq., for several extracts embodied in these sketches. A Panther Story. The last Record i-flhe Times gives the fol lowing story of lhe presence of one of these animals in our vicinity ; About three weeks ago two little boys aged eight and six years, sons of Jesse S. Dodson, who lives in Fairmount township, in this county, some three cr four miles from lhe Long Pond aud on its outlet, went to a spring about eighty rods from the house tor water. vnen mey came witnm a roil or two of lhe spring a panther stood by it. They at fir.-t supposed it to be a deer, and thinking it strange that ii did not run, went on to the spring, ihe oldest passing within fife or six feet of the animal, which he by this time discovered was noi a deer. It made a spring passing close by him, he board. said, "he 'nought it was going to jump right ! The next night kept a sharp lookout for on him." lie then dipped up his water ward . not ona of my men went nigh lhe and they started for:he house. The panther j BCUttie) but a little past four bells, however, followed them alternately before and be- j lne 6larboard watch made their appearance hind them, but always within a short dis- J on jecij. i was completely taken aback, tance, the dog (a middle sized one) keeping fur i naj beeu i0oki6T forward contin-Jaily, between him aud the boys and maintain- 1 in" n threatenin? rjostnre for about stxtv , , , , . .,,, ,,,.. rods, when coming within about twenty ........... . rrv and in Ki-rhf of !h hnnf th whittpr. - - -- - - , - ed gentleman left them to make the remain dr nf lh ionrrit? with the i)ol' onlr for nn J J j i , r . . . ,v, 1 i:i escort. On arriving at lhe honse the little !... ...... .... j tellows told then lather what they had seen, ; who went on the ground and found their corroborated by the track of a full : . ... . nanther. It is said that a larse nan- I , lher,g Uack ha(! been seen about the Lon; Pond. It has ben several vears since one 0f ,heSo relic of the wild woods has been seen in that vicmity. .fk T Tl j er 8a,-un, hls w,fe- 4 My younger broth - er is unable to bear the burden and heat of the day ; I will arise, take off my shocks, ar.d place with his, without his knowledge." Tbe younger brother, being actuated by the same benevolent motives, said within him self, "My elder brother has a family, and 1 have none ; I will attribute this to their sup port; ! will arise, take off my shocks, and place with his, without his knowledge." Jude of their mutual astonishment, when on tbe following morning, they found their respective shocks undiminished. This course of events transpired for several nights, when each resolved in his own mind to stand guard and solve the mys ery. They did so, when on the following night, they met each other half way between their re spective shock, with their arms full. Upon ground hallowed with such associations as this was lhe Temple of Solomon erected so spacious and magnificent the wonder and admiration of the world. Alas! in these days, bow many . would sooner steal their brothers whole shock, than add to it a single eheaf ! "Gentlemen of the Jury," said a West ern lawyer, ''I don't mean to insinuate that this man is a covetous person, but I'll bet fire to one, that if you should bait a steel trap with a new three cent piece, place it within three inches of his mouth, you would catch his soul. I would not the Court and gentlemen of tbe jury I would not trust A GHOST ON SHIPBOARD. 7 EDGAR S. FARNSWORTH. Several years ago, I occupied the station ftM . We wefe homeward 5ound from Cant0Il ighl after we cl eared the Straits of Sun- , ,0,u tha j-.i. rr, -:i1. nn,:i h a heM.m night the watch wUh the exception of my. self and the man at the wheel, were for- on he t forecafct, islening to the yarns of an old gra7-headed son of Neptune. I was lazily pacing the quarter deck, when, on looking forward, I saw ihe whole of the starboard watch come tumb- iu hastfl r lhis couJ meaa Wfl, bJ d my , . , comprenenionrfor it was but Utile past ... . . . . , .. . two bells, anJ the ship was heading her wUh , went forward tQ a8cerlai,. lhe caUle of ,heir coming on deck before ei-ht belU; pausing a moment at the gangway I heard lhe following remarks: "Fine doin's this, to call all hands such a pleasant night as this !" "I wonder what tkipper's thinking of," says another. "He means to work us up a little for be in' so long bendin' at that new mainsail this morning," said a third. "What does all this wean, boys ?" said 1, stepping iorward ; "what are you on deck bclore eight bells for ?" They all locked at me in utter astonish ment. "I ax pardon bir," said one, "but wasn't we called V "No: a bit of it," said I ; "you must have been dreaming, for it has only struck two bells. Go beiow and turn in, and mind how you dream." "If all hands warn't called, then my name aint Bob Wilkins," said another of the rren. "Shiver my timbers, if we wasn't," Fpoke a third, stepping forward, "for I was as wide awake as I am at this blessed minute, and I'm l egared if somebody didn't come to the scuttle and sing out 'All hand ahoy." I now suspected it was a trick played upon them by some one in the watch; ques tioning my men they all denied it so earn estly, that I immediately came to the con clusion thai some of the off watch had in dreaming, imagined he heard the watch caued, and arousing up on the instant had awakened ihe rest. 1 sent the off witch j Deiow agqin, and went aft. Judge of my surprise, when, at seven bells, the starboard watch a2ain came on dec i wa9 proVoked, for 1 was now fully j confident tbey had been called by by some ' one in -ay watch. 1 went forward again, j and founj lhal lne most PUperstiiious of the j men believed that there was a chost on ! from the moment I came on deck, and was nn n., r m m.r. t ,i kon , . . , lne scuttle. I weit forward, and found the ' men neaiij 1: ii.icuuu uui ui men Briises, They all declared there was no longer any j...t . ika,. ,... - ni..... i i i f .t, uvv'i tuat i:iciir nas a i n ' r i auuaiu. iiiiu . , . , , , oue cf them, who happened to be awake ' wnen triey were called, said the voice! didVl POlind like any 0 klIlJ 0, unearlhly lik; J i i laugnen at me iuea oi a gnost caning lhe watch, but the man snook bis head,and dedared he had seen uo many ghosts in i his day to doubt that there was one on j board the Flavio now. This was conclusive evidence, tor the man who had spoken had i . . , . . start as if they exepected to see a ghost lra- , mediately. ; In the morning I made the afTYir known j to the captain, lie promised to solve the mjtery on tha following night, provided the watch came on deck before eight bells again. Not much was talked of during the day by the men, but the ghost that called the starboard watch the night before. Tbe next night, soon after my watch cme ou deck, the captain came up, and going to leeward into the thade.of the bulwarks, crept forward and went down ir.to the fore castle without being seen by any of the watch on deck. His j 'laa was to station himself in the forecastle o that no one could come mgh lhe scuttle without being seen by him, for he thought, as 1 bad done until convinced to the contrary, that it was one of my men who had cursed the disturbance I station ed myse.f in the starboard gangway, where I could conitu ind a view of everything for ward without being seen, and a waited pa tiently the result of the captain's investiga tion. I had been wailing nearly an hour, when the captain made a furious rush up on deck, exclaiming, as his head made its appearance above the scuttle : "I've got you now, you salt water ras cal ! I'll teach yon to" Here he stopped as suddenly as if he had been struck by lightning, for cot a soul was ' near the scut'le excepting tbe captain Tim 1 Kenfiel J- The men were all forward, loung- the forecastle door. On my informing him that not a soul had been near there, he stop ped me short. "I know better," said be, "some one came to the tcuttle of the forecastle, and called the watch, or began to, at least, but I slopped him by springing upon deck. The rascal was loo quick for me this time, but he won't escape again." The captain, thinking it not at all likely that the attempt to call the watch before eight bells would be again made that night, went aft and '-turned in," although he an nounced to me his determination of watch ing again on the following night. He also declared his intention ot immediately ad- r j . .1 u.ng nan an ounce oi co.u ieaa 10 uie r- ; . 1 r -i i 11 1-' lions oi me nrsi man wnom ue snouiu de tect in alarming the watch before eight bells. I resolved to solve the mystery that very night, however, if possible, which I did in the following way. As soon as the captain had gone below, I wenl forward and de scended into :he forecastle. I satisfied ray self that the off watch were all fast asleep, and then stationed myself as far up on lhe ladder as I could without having my head seen from ieck, and there 1 awaited the coming of the ghost. I did not have id wait long, however, before a voice directly over my head cried out, "Starboard watch ahoy! eight bells, bullies ! arouse up there !" The voice sounded bo 6trangely, that I was not a little startled, and if, at any one period of my life more than another, 1 have become nigh believing in the existence of ghosts, I firmly believe'it was that moment; but I sparrg immediately on deck. As I did so, 1 heard a sort of whizzing noise, and lhe next instant I caught a glimpse of some thing crowdingitself between lhe slats of a hencoop, that was lashed by the mainmast I verii immediately to the cabin and pro cured a lantern, and upon searching lhe hen coop, I found not a ghost, but a large parrot sitting quietly on the perch with the hens. The mystery is now fully explained. While we were stopping at the "Straits," the ship Vancouver put in there for the pur pose of trading with ths native. Upon ex amining the parrot, I at once found him to be a deserter from that hip. I had seen him on board of her the morning before we sailed, and one of the Vancouver's men had given me a full account of his wonderful powers as an orator. He bad been taught to call the watch, and I suppose be consid ered it to be his duty to do so now that he was in a new ship, although he did not seem to be paritcular as to the time. As soon as he had alarmed the watch, he would immediately secrete bimselt in the coop with the hens. It was sometime after this before he ventured to make his appearance in the day time, and never would allow himself to be caught, although he was very tame on board lhe Vancouver. A Scene in Paris Life. A young blade, meeting a handsome in triijuannte at the opera, who seemd to be a lady of quality, in default, of the appear ance of her carriage, oflered to see her down in his own. She consented, and her valet de pied mounted the box. The ac quaintance was muiually pleasing, and re sulted in an appointment to meet the next noon. The young man, surprised that the valet did not follow Lis lady, when she en tered her home, learned that he resided a long distance off. In the goodness of his heart, he offered to set him down also at his home. Before separating, the valet ap proached the window of the carriage and made a li'tle Frency speech as follow : He informed our friend exactly what would occur if he wenl lo the house at two o'clock At three precisely, the door bell will ring. Madam will be thrown into a fright, you will at-s why, she wilt say, "uotbing.only.i a constable is come to levy on the furniture." Lady will faint, and you will pay ihe bill, Having a carriage of your own you will pay J l,l74fs. If you had a hired carriage you would pay 528 fs. For gentleman on foot the sum is only 211 fs. If you pay, as il is possible you will, and as all your predecessors have done, you wiil place the money in my hands, for it is I that am the constable, thanks to a red wig, a black coat aud blue spectacles. You can scarcelj- imagine, sir, how much a red wig, a black coat and blut glasses gives one the air of a constable. I see by your expres sion that you do not believe what I have told you. So you had better come to-morrow at two o'clock, and if tbe programme is not executed, point for point as I have de tailed it to you, you may break your cane over ray back. I wish you a good evening, sir. The young man kept the appointment and fouud everything according to the pro gramme except that instead of 1,1741?, he gave a Nap, to lhe constable and slipped out ot lhe door with a hearty laugh. A r.MARXBLE inundation ocourred in Scotland in the year 1771, which ever since that period has been known as the "flood." A little town called Paradise is situated within the district which suffered from this disaster. At a subsequent trial, a Scotch man of sixty years of age, who was a wit ness, wm asked if he knew Mr.? "Noa," he replied, "but aw kend his faith ur." "When was that?" "Before the flood." "Now, ray man,' inquired the-learned counsel (who knew nothing of the flood of 1771, and thought to be "down" upon the witness,) "where did yon live, then V "In Paradise, to be sure !" A roar of laughter Child Charmed by a Snake; We have heard the particulars of a won derful case of snake fascination from sn au thentic source, which we will briefly relate, however much they may shock the sensi bilities of the delicate portion of our readers. There is residing on Monroe street, near the eastern line of the city, a worthy family by the name of Davis, the head of the fami ly being employed in a nursery. Mr. and Mrs. Davis have a daughter t b years of age, who has become attached to a snake, which came in the yard from an adjoining field a lew days since, and has become so much un ler the influence of the reptile that it appears to think of but little else. The 8oake anJ fc chijd firgt donbtf white the latter was at play in the yard near the house, but just how long since, the parents do not know. One day Mrs. Davis found the snake in the arms of the child, and the little girl was fondling it as she would a kitten. The mother was naturally much alarmed by the apparent peril in which the saw her child, and seized a slick to destroy the reptile. The snake retreated, showed its tongue, and hUsed at the mother. The child cried; and begged 60 hard of its parent to desist, that she allowed the snake to retreat to its hiding place. It soon became apparent that the little girl ihought of little else but her compan ion, the snake, and would return to the yard ic search of it as often as she was allowed to do so. Under the fascination ot this rep tile, the child a very pretty liule girl hat . begun to decline, and now weighs but eigh teen pounds. Respectable physicians were consulted, it is said, and advised that no violence be use toward the snake, as h might prove fatal to the child. How many meetings the child and the snake have had we are not positively informed, but we in fer lhal they Lave been frequent When they jneet they rush to each other with all the apparent emotions of iriendship aud at tachment that can exist between two liviog beings. Oily yesterday Mrs. Davis came to the city with tbe little girl, and when she returnd the party left in charge of the Louse informed her that the snake had been more bold than U5ual, and had actually been upon tbe steps leading lo the door, awiting the appearance of the child. As lo the size and variety of this reptile we are not advised. We suppose however it is one of the common brown wood snakes which are regarded as harmless and which seldom attain a length of more than three feet. This affair has attracted the alteotion of the neighbors of Mr. Davis and many have urged that the child be allowed to play with the snake for their amusement; but this has been denied we understand. The parents feel much alarmed and desire to remove their little girl from the fascinating influence of the tnake without prejudice to her health and existence. They have beeu told that it is dangerous to take any 6udJen step in lhe matter and have not yet done an j thing to avert lhe consequences they far. Our informants are men who are reliable and who have conversed with the family and have seen the child referred to. They represent the parents to be wonhy people and the child lo be a pretty one, bright and intelligent but evidently in declining health. -Rochester Union. Simplicity A little unbreeched fellow, the idol of bis mother, and plague of his father, went to the post office and inquired if there was a letter for his "Dranpa V "For whom ! ' inquired the Postmaster. "For dranpa," answered the little fellow. "IVell, what is your grandpa's name V 'Why dranmama calls him Josh" "Vell,wLat does your grandfather call her? "He say, "Oh thunder, .Bets, do keep y0ur clack t-till for once." The Postmaster barfied by the urchin simplicity dismissed him, with the request that he should re urn home and ask hii "Dranmama her name. "Sat, madam fair, why dost thou weep ? Some secret 6orrow, hidden deep within J thy heait, is bringing into thine eyes those , nearly tears, sveet memory of by-zone ) years, tius lojutain, like up springing of unrequited love, a dream walks from some hidden source, the stream that down thy cheek is stealing V "Nay, 'tis not love " "What then, oh, say !" "Well, then, we dine on goose tc-lay ; lhe onions I have been peeling." The most amusing man in the world is a Frenchman in a passion. "By gar, yon call my vife a woman two tree several times once more, and 1 will call yon to the vatch-house ; aud blow out your brains like a candle. Timothy says the first time ho went a courting, he felt as if pink angel had hand ed him down a rainbow with a piece of chain lighting, 6mack into a pile of feathers. Turse policeznan and two surgeons ran a mile, ou the first of April, to see the body of a man who was reported to have blown out his brains with "trombone." There's a roan at Caroberwell sq fat that they grease the oacibus-wheels with his shadow. MT," aked Charles, "What animal droped , Irom the clouds V "The rain, dear J" was the whispered reply. I;