f r 3 i r W. II. JACOBY, Proprietor. Truth and Right God and oar Country Two Dollars per Annan. BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY; PA., WEDNESDAY AUGUST 15, 1860. NUMBER 32. VOLUME 12. o r ) 7 STAR OF THE NORTH rCBLISBED 1TEBT WKDSESMT BT ttX II. JACOBY, CHite on Main St., 3rd Square fcelow Market, TERMS : Two Dollars per annum IT paid Vithiu nix months from the time of subscri bing : two dollars and fifty cents it not paid Within the year. No subscription taken for a less period than six months; no discon tinuances permitted until all arrearages are paid, unlets at the option or the editor. The terms of advertising will be as follow : t)rie square, twelve lines? three times, $1 00 Every subsequent insertion, ...... 25 One square, three months, 3 00 tJneyear, 8 00 WOXDEft WAIT'S TEE BEAS03 ? BT J. S. BUKFHART. There's a little lovely valley, A romantic "Sprucy Dell," Where my spirit otten wanders What's the cause I cannot tell ! There I long to sit and listen, Tot.he cheerful morning lay. Of a joyous little feathered tribe, "A singing all the day. There are gentle summer sunbeams, Where the fragment flowers grow. And they set my heart a throbbing Waal's the cause i do not know i Over yonder in the valley Down along the "Sprucy Dell,''. Lives a fair and gentle Maiden Wonder whether she could tell I Wonder whether she is thinking, . Of these singing little birds Whether sweeter strains of music, Could uot d ell iu little words. Yea, I wonder whether Cupid, With his funny little dart. Kver writes his sweetest music, -On the tablet of her heart. Shouldn't wonder when I know it 1 have seen her bosom heave ' And a lovely smile upon her face, Thai taught me to believe. But I wonder what's the reacon, Why 1 love the "Sprucy Dell," " Why I love the "mossy valley" Could the gentle Maiden tell 1 ) am happy when a thinking Tis a wonder why 1 should, But I couldn't tell the reasou, No, 1 wouldn't if I could. JOSEPH LANE, OF OREGON. A RAPID SUMMARY OF HIS LIFE. Joseph Lake, the second son of John Lane and Elizabeth Street, was born in North Carolina, on the 14th of December, 1801. In 1804 the lather emigrated to Kentucky, and settled in Henderson county. He had the benefit of having sprung from Revolu tionary stock, and, if he learned little else, imbibed many stirring lessons ol patriotism and its glorious results from the elders who surrounded the hearthstone of his boyhood. At an early age he shilted ior himself, and entered the employ of Nathaniel Hart, Clerk of the County Court. In 1816 he went into Warwick county, Indiana, became a clerk in a mercantile Louse, married, in 1820, a young girl of French and Irish ex traction, and settled on the banks of the Ohio, in Vanderburg county. Yonng Lane soon became the man of the people among whom he had cast his lot In 1822, then barely eligible, he was elect ed to the Indiana legislature, and took his seat, to the astonishment of many older worthies. Hon. Oliver H. Smith, a new member likewise, and siuce a United States Senator from 1837 to 1843, de.cribes, in a work recently published, the appearance of Lane on the occasion. "The roll-calling progressed as I stood by the side of the clerk. 'The county of Vanderburg and Warwick !' said the clerk. I 'saw advancing a slender, freckled-laced boy, in cppearance eighteen or twenty years of age. " I marked his step as he cam up to my side, and have often noticed his air since: it was General Joseph Lane, of Mexican and Or egon fame in after years." On the Ohio, Lane became- extremely popular as a good neighbor and a man of enlarged hospitality. Near his dwelling, the river has a bar, which never fails at low water to deain a s;nall fleet ot boats. Lane's farm-house had ever its doors open ; an in vitation was extended to all to come and help themselves, the host never consenting io receive remuneration, though hundreds have partaken of his store. Any boatman on the river, says a reliable informant, felt himself at liberty to take any of his boats for temporary use without asking. Such was Joseph Lane on his homestead. ' Ac quaintance with river life made him a good pilot of the Ohio aud Mississippi rivers, which gained bim an additional meed of respect from the "river men." As farmer, produce-dealer, and legislator, many years rolled over his bead, every year adding to his popolarity as a man, both in his private and , public capacity...' He was - --frequently re-elected - by the people, and "continued to serve thera at short intervals, ' in either branch "ot the legislature, for a .period of twenty-Jour years. ,. . JMr. Lane was a fearless legislator, always ' acting from a conscientious belief in truth .. "of his views, arid following them op with spirit and ondeviating vigilance." Those who are beet acqcainted - with this portion of Lis career, deU,hl to dwell upon the zeal and ;tanacity with ' which1 he' upheld the trusts ccnSJed to him, and denounced - the srr-s which threatened to thwart his des igns for II? b, however, a man of 1j riibsi" than fwor5 though he does r:t lict (ha power to expfSS3 his views Never in favor ol expediency, he was always for what seemed right to him. When it was thought that Indiana, overbur dened with debt, would be compelled to repudiate, the prospect of the disgrace which would thereby result to the Suite aroused all his indignant energies. He would not hear of such a thing. He felt it would be a disgrace to him, as a working man, with the will and the strength to labor, to repudiate a debt. What was it, then, to a State of which he was a representative 1 He toiled untiringly to avert it, and had the satisfaction of seeing his efforts successful. In politics, General Lane has always been of the Jefferson and Jackson school. Pos sessing a strong intellect, and a memory retentive of facts, and quick to use them, he has become thoroughly acquainted with the history and politics of the country. Mr. Yulea observes, "He his written with his plough and sword, and spoken by his deeds; and though unused to the ornament of rhetoric and literature, he is, nevertheless, powerful kin debate, and especially well qualified in political and Presidential con flict? on the stump to overwhelm the oppo nents of Democracy." He supported Jack son in 1824, '28, and '32, gave his voice and energies for Van Buren in 1836 and '40, "as long as the latter followed 'in the footsteps of his illustrious predecessor,'" and went for Polk in 1844. His activity and earnest ness were contagious, and could not but in fuse into those about him, and into the public men of the State generally, the spirit which bad led him to so honorable a prom inence. In the spring of 1846, the war commen ced between the United States and Mexico, and a call was made rpon Indiana for vol unteers . Lane, then a member of the State Senate, immediately resigned, and entered Captain Walker's company as a private. He chose Walker as bis commander, having a high opinion of his bravery an opinion which that gallant officer's conduct and death at Snena Vista completely justified. When the regiment met at the rendezvous New Albany Joseph Laue was taken from the ranks by the unanimous voice ot the men, and placed at the bead as Colonel; and in a very lew days afterward he re ceived unsought and unexpected by him a commission from President Polk as brigadier-general. On the 9th of July he wrote a letter of acceptance, and entered on the command of the three regiments forming his brigade. Two weeks alter (24ih of July) he was at the Brazos, with all his men, and concluded the report announcing his arrival to General Taylor io these words: "The brigade I have the honor to command it. generally in good health and fine spirits, anxious to engage in active service." On the 20th of August, he wrote to Major-General Butler, claiming active service. His brigade did not relish being left in the rear to garrison towns or to guard provisions and military stores, while the regular army, and the volunteers ordered on to Camargo, would have the honor ot having been ac tivly engaged. Lane had ac idea that the Indiana men were raised to do some fighting, and be was impatient of delay. The second day after his letter to Butler, he wrote again to General Taylor, complaining of the advance of troops out of their order of precedence. Without being disrespectful, he demanded for his command a share in the dangers and honors of the active service. Despite his anxiety to go on, he had to remain sev eral monthsn a most irksome mood, on the swampy banks of the Rio Grande, where his troops, suffering under the sweltering sun, were decimated by the pestilential diseases ol the climate. - At length he was ordered to Saltitlo, and made civil and military commandant ol that post by Major-General Bailer. After the battle of Monterey, Lane was ordered to join General Taylor. The lamocs bal'le of Baena Vista was fought on the 2 2d and 23d of February, 1847. General Lane was third in command, and served on the left wing. From the beginning to the end he was in the hottest of the fighu On the morning of the 23d; Land bad the honor of opening the contin uation of the battle, on the plain, where he was attacked by a force of from four to five thousand, infantry, artillery, and lancers, under Gen. Ampudia. At this crisis, Lane's force was reduced to four hundred men ; and with this phalanx he received the Mex ican onset. As Lane commenced the fight on the 23d, so was he in "at the death " The Ill inois and Kentucky regiments, suffering sorely, were lalling back under a terrible I charge by the collected infantry of Santa Anna, when Lane, though wounded, came up with the Indiana men, and with the Mississippi men, under Colonel Jefferson Davis, opened a destructive fire upon the Mexicans, checked their advance, and en abied the retreating regiments to form aud return to the contest. -Failing to pierce the American ceutre, Santa Anna retired irom the field. V " In this battle, where all were heroes, it is the more honorable to find Lane, with four or five others, particularly noticed. Here is a picture of' bim i "When the grape and ruusket-fchoi fie w as thick as hail over and through thej lines of our volunteers,, who began to waver before the fiery storm, their brave general could be seen fifty yards in advance of the line, waving his sword with an arm already shattered by a musket-bail, streaming .with blood and mounted on a nob's charger, which was gradually1 sinking under the loss of blood from five distinct Major-General Wool, writing to Lane, the event. A band serenaded the Presi May 23d, regrets that he is about to lose dent, Vice President, Mr. Stephens, of his valuable services, and testifies to his . Georgia, General Lane and others. In re readiness to do honor to his command, his sponse to a call,- Governor Stevens intro country, and himself. Again, July 7th, , duced General Lane new Senator elect Wool writes, "I have seen you in all sit- , from the State of Oregon to the people. nations at the head of your brigade, in I He made a brief speech, in which he said the drill, and in the great battle of the 22d and 23d of February ; and, in the course of my experience, I have seen few, very few, who behaved with more zeal, ability, and gallantry, in the hour of danger." And General Taylor, in his report, says, "Briga dier General Lane (slightly wounded), was active and zealous throughout the day, and displayed great coolness acd gallantry be fore the enemy." Remaining encamped near the battle-field until June, he was ordered, with his brigade, to New Orleans, where the latter was dis banded, its term of service having expired. On his return home, public festivals at New Albany and Evansville greeted him, while his appearance everywhere commanded and elicited the most enthusiastic admira tion. An order to join Taylor's line, how ever, allowed him but a short season ol re pose in the bosom of his family. Having been transferred to General Scott's line of operations, he reached Vera Cruz, with his command, on the 16th of Septem ber, 1847. On the 20th, he set out for the city of Mexico, at the head of two thousand five hundred men. At Jalapa this force was increased by Major Lally's column of one thousand men, and at Perole by a company of mounted riflemen, two of volunteer in fantry, and two pieces of artillery. Leaving his train at San Antonio Taa ma ris with a suitable defence, Lane marched against Huamantla with over two thousand men. On the morning ot the 9th of Octo ber, the people were startled by the ap proach of the soldiers. White flags were immediately displayed ; but no sooner had the advanced guard., tinder Captain Walker, entered the town, than volley after volley assailed it. A deadly combat ensued Walker gallantly charged on a body of five hundred lancers and two pieces of artillery on the plaza. General Lane, advancing at the head of his column, encountered the heavy reinforcement of Santa Anna, who had arrived with his full force. Soon the roar of battle resounded from street to street. For a short time the Mexicans confronted their assailants wi'h the energy of despair; but the terrible decision of the Americans prevailed, and tt.eir flag soon waved over the treacherous town. A large quantity of ammunition was captured, and some pris oners one of whom was Major Iturbide, son of the former emperor of Mexico. This was the last field on which Santa Anna ap peared in arms against the United States. For this victory Lane was bre vetted major general. Having rejoined his train, General Lane arrived at Puebla on the 12th of October. Lane's campaign, from the departure from Vera Cruz up to this point, was a series of brilliant movements and victories. A surgeon attached to his command wrote home, about this period, that no writers umj -..- v. r rojs whea corn,ng w,lnm about twenty : the scuttle. I went forward, and found the genui.y and bravery Lane conducted his ; fods &nd in of lhe hoiJS6j the whifker. men near,y lri:lened out of lheir senses. handful of men. l never he adds be- eJ gentleman ieft them to make the remain They all declared there was no lon-er any fore could understand how cowards were der of lhe jonruey with the do2 only for an doult that there was a ghost aboard, and transformed into brave men as by in. racle. I cscort. On arriving at the house the little oue of them, who happened to be awake The battle of Tehualtaplan was the last rolKo, .v,f lhor uai ... , , ., ., n I . . K . r. ! ( i n aaiiLI fall ntilh lr Vi -1 f in. fought in Mexico. Peace was soon declar- ed; but Gen. Lane who, not inappropri- ej JCUB..U3, wao bijicu u u.a uiu.u- er oincers aim soiuiers "ine juarion 01 ine , i j .; ,.i ., - , . . j B the movements consequent upon the return ot our troops. On evacuating the conquer ered land, Lane remarked to a friend. "I left my plough to take the sword with a thrill of p'.easure ; for my country called roe. I now go home to resume the plough with as sincere joy." About the 1st of August, 1S48, General Lane reached Indiana. His fellow-citizens were rejoiced to see him ; but he had not time to re-pond to the favors extended to him, for on 1 8th he without any solicita tion ou his part were appointed Governor of Oregon. On the 28th his commission reacheJ him, and on the next day he set out for his post. On the 2d of March, 1849, about six months after his departure from home, he arrived safely in Oregon City. .This jour ney cost the Government nothing General Lane not making any charge for his expen ses, besides which, be aided largely in sub sisting the troops the greater part of the time with the product of his riflle, as he was both the pilot and the hunter of the party. . The Indians of Oregon of whom there were between 50 aud 60 tribes kept the whites in a constant slate ot jeopardy. The progress and settlement of the territory were greatly impeded by their depredations. In 185", a formidable outbreak took place on Rogue River, in the southern part of Oregon. Governor Lane took the field in person, collected a force of settler., miners, a few officers and men of the regular army, attacked the Indians at Table Rock, and, after a desperate conflict, in which he was severely wounded, drove them from their position. Following this success np with his accustomed vigor, be ao severely chas tised them ths they, jwere glad, to accept any terras of peace As Delegate from Oregon, General Lane was unremitting in his advocacy of the in terests of the Territory, and ontiriug in his efforts for her admission into the Union. " The evening of the day Oregon was ad milted lo the sisterhood of States, the feder that a bulwark had been rained that day on the shores of the Pacific again forego in- vaders, and a Iresh assurance given of the perpetuity of the Union. ! While Governor Lane was in Oregon, he ; was named for the Presidency brjbe Con- j io of oJ gra,neaded BOn o vention assembled at Indianapolis to revise N re , wa8 ,azi,y pac:ns lhe qoarter the State Constitution of Indiana. The Qn forward i 6aw lhe Democratic State Convention, which met who,e of the Blarboard watcri come tumb February 24th 1852, formally presented his np ou q lhj forcasUe hl haste. claims for the Chief Magistracy, pledging , coulJ meaa WR, beyond tny the vote of the State to him. On his am- ( ' c ehenioilf for U wa8 but little past val in Indiana from Oregon, he had a Put- I two bells, and the ship was heading her lie recption, at which, io the course of an ; wUh g 6aj,a j weut forward lo address of welcome, Governor Wright thus ascertaili the caUse of their co,ning on deck briefly viewed the career of the guest of before eight bel! ; pausing-a moment at the day : J tQe gangway heard the following remarks: "He bas been the artificer of his own , ,tFiie doin,s lhl9) ,Q call all handfi such a fortnnes ; and, in his progress from the far- j plea8ailt nigllt as this !!' mer on the banks of the Ohio and the com- j wonder what dipper's thinking of," mandment of a flat boat, to posts of honora-; gag anollier ble distinction to a seat in the House of , uHe meang tQ work ug up a liue for be. Representatives and in the Senate of Indi- j in, gQ long bendin at lhal ew mainsail this ana to the command of a brigade upon morain said a third, the fields ot Buena Vista, Iloamaiitla, and j VVhal doe8 aI1 this TJiean boys said 1, Atlixco to the Governorship of Oregon.and 1 6tepping lorward ; what are you on deck thence to a seat in congress ne na uia- played the same high characteristics, per- severance, and energy. The aunals of our i country present no parallel tor tnese lacis. , He entered the army a volunteer in the ranks, looking forward only to the career of a common soldier. He left a major gener- al, closing his ardent and brilliant services in that meruoriable campagn by fighting its last battle and capturing its last enemy." We must acknowledge our indebtedness to the book entitled "Our Living Represen tative Men," by John Savage, Esq., for several extracts embodied in these sketches. A Panther Story. The last Record rr lhe Times gives the fol lowing story of the presence of one of these animals in our vicinity ; ! About three weeks ago two little boys aged eight and six years, sons of Jesse S Dodson, who lives in Fairmount township, in this county, some three or four miles from the Long Pond aud on its outlet, went to a spring about eighty rods from the house lor water. When they came within a rod or two of the spring a panther stood by it. They at fir-t supposed it to be a deer, and iKlnl-miT It mranirj that it A, nnt rnn. wpit lilliiau .. owul.0w . , . u ii, .:,k; vii v rjnug, x -o outs 1(1 .11 J WllltU. 1 WHdlU aani, fitfe or six feet of the animal, which he by and found that the most superstitious of the this time discovered was not a deer. It men believed that there was a ghost on made a spring passing close by him, he board. said, "he thought it was going to jump right The next night 1 kept a sharp lookout for on him." lie then dipped up his water - ward ; not one of my men went nigh the and they started for :he house. The panther j SCuttle, but a little past four bells, however, followed them alternately before and be- j lne starboard watch made their appearance hind them, but always within a short dis- i on deck. I was completely taken aback, tance, the dog (a middle sized one) keeping fur i had been looking forward continually, between him and the boys and maintain- frora tae moment I came on deck, and was iajy 0f quality, in default, of the appear in? a threatening DOStUre for about SlXtV corlain nnt nm rf m v men f..ul hran near ' f Lor o ..ao li.r . - . . who went on the ground and found their j corroborated by the track of a full ; gTQWfl pamher jt ,s said ,nat a large pan lka.'a l.inlf nott Koflll fiflafi SlKfMlt fKfl f l"l fT - I lliOl a UUVk H " . . V . . mv-.u. ...v w.. on(li jt nas Den Meverai years sulci one j f u of W(1J w od$ haa been seen in that vicinity. A Delightful Legend. There is a char ming tradition connected with the site upon which ihe Temple of Solomon was erected. It is said to have been occupied in common i by two brothers, one ot whom had a larr.ilj; ' me o-her had noae. On the spot was sown ' a neId of wheat Ou the evening succeed- i ing the harvest, the wheat having been stories till the least flapping of a fail or gathered in separate shocks, the elder broth- creaking of a block would cause them to er said unto his wife. "My younger broth-, start as if they exepected to see a ghost ira er is unable to bear the burden and heat of , mediately. the day ; 1 will arise, take off my shocks, In the morning I made the affiir known ar.d place with his, without his knowledge." j to the captain. He promised to solve the The younger brother, being actuated by the : myMery on lhe following night, provided same benevolent motives, said within him self, "My elder brother has a family, and 1 have none ; I will attribute this to their sup port; l will arise, take oft my shocks, and place with his, without his knowledge." Judge of their mutual astonishment, when on the following morning, they found their respective shocks undiminished. This course of events transpired for several nights, when each reoolved in his own mind to stand guard and solve the mys ery. They did so, when on the following night, they met each other half way between their re spective shockx, with their arms full. Upon ground hallowed with such associations as this was the Temple of Solomon erected so spacious and magnificent the wonder and admiration of the world. Alas ! in these days, how many , would sooner steal their brothers whole shock, than add to it a single eheaf ! "Gentlcmeh cf the Jury," said a West ern lawyer, ''I don't mean to insinuate that this man is a covetous person, but I'll bet five to one, that if you should bait a steel trt with a new three cent piece, place it wilhin three inches of his month, you would catch his soul. I would not the Court and gentlemen of ibe jury I would not trust - 1 hirrunjaj,o"ar''"c"'" A GHOST ON SHIPBOARD. BT XIiGAR S. FARNSWOBTH. " Several years ago, I occupied the station of chief mate on board the old ship Flavin. We were homeward bound from Canton The night after we cleared the Straits of Sun- A j ma u-atol- l.nt thf AcoV frUT eijht Until , u & beau.jfnl Blarliahl nightf and thj watch whh lfae exception of my. self and the man at the wheel, were for- , aia, (nTxP. nn! beiore eight bells for ?" Thev all locked at me in otter astonish menl t(j ax pardon 5;r 6aid on iut wasn't we called 7" "No: a bit of it," said I ; "you must have been dreaming, for it has only 6iruck two bea Go beJow and lnrn in and raiud bow you dream." "If all hands warn't called, then my name aim Bob Wilkins," said another of the rren. "Shiver my timbers, if we wasn't," spoke a third, stenoins forward, "lor 1 was as wide awake as I am al this blessed minute, and I'm i ergared if somebody didn't come to the scuttle and sing out 'All hand ahoy." I now suspected it was a trick played upon them by some one in the watch; ques tioning my men they all denied it so cam elly, that I immediately came to the con clusion that some of the off watch had in dreaming, imagined he heard the watch called, and arousing up on the instant had awakened the rest. I sent the off watch beiow agnin, and went aft. Judge of my surprise, when, at teven bells, the starboard watch aiain came on deck. I was provoked, for i was now fully n t. . u . i, - u v.. . LUUUUClll IUCV UdU UCCU Vl:u Ul uy colli D 3 , ... Of didn't sound like any one of the crew, "but kllldo unearthly like." i I laughed at the idea of a "host calling ... ..... . V. .. ..,...,.1 V . . I I I, ....... .1 4 main., liui die mail rniuu. ui.i itcau.auu declared he had seen too many ghosts in his day to doubt that there was one on board the Flavio now. This was concluive evidence, lor the man who had spoken had been in nearly every pan of the world, and was a great favorite with the crew. 1 tried to rea-on with them, although 1 must con less that things did begin to look a lit.le mysterious. I could not prevail on them to go below for the remainder of the watch. They all stayed upon deck and K id ghost ine watch came on deck before eight bells again. Not much was talked of during the day by the men, but the ghost that called ; the starboard watch the night before. The ! next night, oon after my watch came ou deck, the captain came up, and going to leeward into the thade.of the bulwarks, crept forward and went down ir.to vhe fore castle without being seen by any of the watch on deck. His kui was to station himself in the forecastle o that no one ould come inch the scuttle without being seen by him, for he thought, as 1 had done until convinced to lhe contrary, that it was one of my men who had cursed the disturbance I station ed myself in the 6tarboard gangway, where I could con.taund a view of everything for ward without being seen, and awaited pa tiently the result of the captain's investiga tion. I had been waiting nearly an hour, when the captain made a furious rush up on deck, exclaiming, as his head, made its appearance above the scuttle : "I've got you now, you salt water ras cal ! - I'll teach yon to" Hen he stopped as suddenly as if he had been struck by lightning, for not a soul was j near the scut'le excepting the captain Tim I KenfieU. The men were all forward, loung- the forecastle door. On my informing him that not a soul had been near there, he stop ped aie short. "I know better," said he, "some one came to the scuttle of the forecastle, and called the watch, or began to, at least, but I stopped him by springing upon deck. The rascal was too quick for me this time, but he won't escape again." The captain, thinking it not at all likely that the attempt io call the watch before ei"ht bells would be again made that night, went aft and ' turned in," although he an nounced to me his determination of watch ing again on the following night. He also declared his intention ot immediately ad ding half an ounce of cold lead to the ra tions of the first man whom he should de tect in alarming the watch before eight bells. 1 resolved to solve the mysiery that very night, however, if possible, which 1 did in the following way. As soon as the captain had gone below, I went forward and de scended into the forecastle. I satisfied my self that the off watch were all fast asleep, and then stationed myself as far up on the ladder as I could without having my head seen from deck, and there 1 awaited the coming of the ghost. I did not have td wait long, however, before a voice directly over my head cried out, "Starboard watch ahoy! eight bells, bullies ! arouse up there !" The voice sounded bo 6trangely, that I was not a little startled, and if, at any one period of my life more than another, 1 have become nigh believing in the existence of ghosts, I firmly believeit was that moment; but I sparcg immediately on deck. As I did so, I heard a sort of whizzing noise, and the next instant 1 caught a glimpse of some thing crowdingltself between the slats of a hencoop, that was lashed by the mainmast I vent immediately to the cabin and pro cured a lantern, and upon searching the hen coop, I found not a ghost, but a large parrot sitting quietly on the perch with the hens. The mystery is now fully explained. While we were stopping at the "Straits," the ship Vancouver put in there for the pur pose of trading with ths natives. Upon ex amining the parrot, I at once found him to be a deserter from that tliip. I had seen him on board of her the morning before we sailed, and one of the Vancouver's men had given me a full account of his wonderful powers as an orator. He had been taught to call the watch, and I suppose be consid ered it to be his duty to do so now that he was in a new ship, although he did not seem to be naritcular as to the time. As ! soon as he had alarmed the watch, he would , . i- . I i- ll .L immediately secrete himself in the coop with the hens. It was sometime after this before he ventured to make his appearance ,in the day lime, and never would allow himself to be caught, although he was very tame on board the Vancouver. A Scene in Taris Life. A young blade, meeting a handsome in triiiuannte at the opera, who seerad to be a down in his own. She consented, and her vtilct de pied mounted the box. The ac quaintance was mutually pleasing, and re sulted in an appointment to meet the next noon. The young man, surprised that the valet did not follow his lady, when the en tered her home, learned that he resided a long distance off. In the goodness of his heart, he offered to set him down also at ... ... j- . i . . . n . 1 . I . . r f nnn.Tl ItlfT t Ft A T 1 I . . t a w ; ins uuiuo. ucwic tcuoiouiii, no .aici ou- proached the window of the carriage and made a li'lle Frency speech as follow : He informed our friend exactly what would occur if he went to the house at two o'clock At three precisely, the door bell will ring. Madam will be thrown into a fright, you will at-k why, 6he will say, "uothing.only. a constable is come to levy on the furniture." Lady will faint, and you will pay the bill. Having a carriage of your own you will pay l,l74fs. If you had a hired carriage yon would pay 528 fs. For gentleman on foot the sum is only 211 fs. If you pay, as it is possible yon will, and as all your predecessors have done, you will place the money in my hands, for it is I that am the constable, thanks to a red wig, a black coat and blue spectacles. You can scarcely imagine, sir, how much a red wig, a black coat and blu glasses gives one the air of a constable. I see by your expres sion that you do not believe what I have told you. So you had better come to-morrow at two o'clock, and if the programme is not executed, point lor point as I have de tailed it to you, you may break your cane over my buck. I wish you a good evening, sir. The young man kept the appointment and found everything according to the pro gramme except that instead of I,174fs, he gave a Nop, to the constable and slipped out ot the door with a hearty laugh. A remark. ble inutvlalion oconrred in Scotland in the year 1771, which ever since that period has been known as the "flood." A little town railed Paradise is situated wilhin the district which suffered from this disaster. At a subsequent trial, a Scotch man of sixty years of age, who was a wit ness, was asked if he knew Mr. t "Noa," he replied, "but aw keud his faith nr." "Whan wafc that?" "Belore the flood.' "Now, ray man,' inquired the -learned counsel (who knew nothing of the flood of 1771, and thought to be "down" upon the witness,) "where did you live, then V "In Paradise, to be sure V A roar of laughter Child Charmed by a Snake; We liave heard the particulars of a won derful case of snake fascinaiic.i from on au thentic source, which we will briefly relate, however much they may shock the sensi bilities of the delicate portion of our readers. There is residing on Monroe street, near the eastern line of the city, a worthy lamily by the name of Davis, the head of the fami ly being employed in a nursery. Mr. and Mrs. Davis have a daughter 16 years of age, who has become attached to a suake, which came in the ycrd from an adjoining field a lew days since, and bas become so much unier the influence of the reptile that it appears to think of but little else. The snake and the child first met, no doubt, while the latter was at play in the yard near the house, but just how long since, the parents do not know. One day Mrs. Davis found the snake in the arms of the child, and the little girl was fondling it as she would a kitten. The mother was naturally much alarmed by the apparent peril in which the saw her child, and seized a stick to destroy the reptile. The snake retreated, showed its tongue, and hissed at the mother. The child cried, and begged so hard of its parent to desist, that she allowed the snake to retreat to its hiding place. It soon became apparent that the little girl thought of little else but her compan ion, the snake, and would return to the yard ic search of it as often as she was allowed to do so. Under the fascination ot this rep tile, ihe child a very pretty little girl has begun to decline, and now weighs but eigh teen pounds. Respectable physicians were consulted, it is said, and advised that no violence be use toward the snake, as it might prove fatal to the child. How many meetings the child and the snake have had we are not positively informed, but we in fer that they have been frequent. When they meet they rush to each other with all the apparent emotions of friendship and at tachment that can exist between two living beings. Oily yesterday Mrs. Davis came to the city with the little girl, and when 6he returnd the party left in charge of the Louse informed her that the snake had been more bold than U5ual, and had actually been upon the steps leading to the door, awiting the appearance of the child. As to the size and variety of this reptile we are not advised. We suppose however it is one of the common brown wood snakes which are regarded as harmless and which seldom attain a length of more than three feet. This affair bas attracted the attention of the neighbors of Mr. Davis and many have urged that the child be allowed to play with the snake for their amusement ; but this has been denied we understand. The parents feel much alarmed and desire to remove their little girl from the fascinating influence of the snake without prejudice to her health and existence. They have been told that it is dangerous to take any 6udden step in the matter and have not yet done an j thing to avert the consequences they feav. Our informants are men who are reliable and who have conversed with the family and have seen the child reierred to. They represent the parents to be worthy people and the child lo be a pretty one, bright and intelligent but evidently in declining health. Rochester Union. Simplicity A little unbreeched fellow, the idol of his mother, and plague of his father, went to the post office and inquired if there was a letter for hi "Dranpa V "For whom inquired the Postmaster. "For dranpa," answered the little fellow. "Well, what is your grandpa's name V "Why dranmama calls him Josh" " Well,what does your grandfather call her? "He say, "Oh thunder, diets, do keep your clack ttill for once." The Postmaster batfled by the urchin simplicity dismissed him, with the request that he should re: urn home and ask hU "Dranmama her name. "Sat, madam fair, why dost thou weep ? Some secret sorrow, hidden deep within j thy heait, is bringing into thine eyes those ', pearly tears, sveet memory of by-gone I years, tlus fountain, like up springing of unrequited love, a dream walks from some hidden source, the stream that down thy cheek is stealing ?" "Nay, 'tis not love " "What then, oh, say f " "Well, then, we dine on goose tcilay ; the onions I have been peeling." The most amusing man in the world is a Frenchman in a passion. "By gar, you call my vife a woman two tree several limes once more, and 1 will call yon to the vatch-house ; and blow out your brains like a candle. Timothy says the first time ha went a courting, he felt as if pink angel had hand ed him down a rainbow with a piece of chain lighting, 6mack into a pile of feathers. Turse palicetnan and two surgeons ran a mile, on the first of April, io see the body of a man who was reported lo have blown out his brains with a "trombone." There's a man at Camberwell sq fat that they grease the omcibus-wbeels. with his shadow. "Miar," aked Charles, "What animal droped Irom the clouds V "The rain, daar !" was the whispered reply. . I