THE STAR OF THE NORTH. W. 11. JACOB?, Propfteftr.] VOLUME 11. Off UISIE STdMfiltUls i'UBLIMHEn EVERT WEDNESDAY BY W.. U. J.IOUY, Office Fanny, what their jJhtt* lives where to be, wouldn't it list of old maids still further 7" gjj iy The mau who couhl'nt "trust his feel ings," is supposed to do business strictly on tho cash principle. get another ready. He hbtd the skein ; of course the thread Got tangled, snarled, and twisted ; " Have Patience!,' cried the artless maid, To him who her assited. Good chance was this for tongue and churl To shorten all palaver ; " Have Patience cried he, "dearest girl ! Aud may I really have her 1" The deed was done ; no more, that night, Clinked needles in the corner And she is Mrs. Joshua White That once was Patience Warner. Waltzing. The following daguerreotype, which, we find in an exchange, is executed in true col ors: "Look! look!" said & half dozen lady voices, one pretty night, we sat leaning | against the outside of the ball room. We did look—alas! for our modesty ougnt not to have don'e SO. "If my children were among them, I'd whip thern for it! Yes, if they were full grown, I'd give theht the hick ory!" So said the wife Of OOf princes, as she turned away in utter disgust. Let me describe a little—if the public may look,cer tainly it may read, though it run. A group of splendid ones is on the floor, and loving ly mated. The gents encircle their partner's waist with one arm. The ladies and gentle men stand close, face to face. The gents are very erect, and lean a little back. The ladies lean a little forward. Now all wheel, whirl, circle and curl. Feel and heels of gents go rip, rap.tippit y,ti p. Ladies' feet go tippily, tip, tippity,tip. Then all go rippity, clippity, slippity, tippily, bippity, hoppily, jumppily,thumb. Ladies fly off by centrifugal momentum. Gents, pull ladies hard and close. They feel, swing, slide sling, look tender, look silly, look dizzy Feet fly, boopi* fly, dresses fly, all fly. It looks tuggity, pnllity, squeezity, rubbity .rip The men look like a cross between steel yards and "limber jacks," bottles,Xes. The maidens tuck down their chins very low, or raise them exceedingly high. Some smile, grin, some giggle, some pout, some sneer, and alt sweat freely. The ladies' faces are brought against those of the men, or into their bosoms, breast against breast, nose a gainst nose,and toes against toes. Now they go in again, making a sound, like georgy, p or gey,derey, pery, ridey, coachy, poachey. This dance is not much, but the extras are glorious. If men were women, there would be no such dancing. But they are only men, and the thing goes on by woman's love of it. A secular writer says : "There is no established standard of propriety about this matter. If I were a lady, 1 might object to these dances, but being a man, i do not. We certainly ought to be satisfied, if they are." Naaei of the Months. Thß nafhes of the months were given by the Romans. January, the first mouth, was so called from Janus, an ancient King of Italy, who was deified afier his death, and derived from the Latin word Januarius. February, the second month, is derived from the Latin word Feburo, to purify, hence Februarius: for this month the ancient Ro mans offered up expiatory sacrifices for the purifiyingoi the people. March, the third month, anciently the first month,is derived from the words Mars, the God of Waif. April is so called from the Latin Aprilus, i. e., openinig : because in this month the vegetable world opens and buds-fotth. May, the fifth month, is derived from the Latin word Majores, so called by Romans, in respect toward the Senators: heuce Mains ot May. June, the sixth month, from the Latin word Junius, or the youngest of people. July, the seventh month, is derived from the Latin word Julins, and so named in honor of Julius Cmsar. August) the eight month, was so called in honor of Augustus, by a decree of the Roman Senate, A. D. 8- Seplember, the ninth month, from the Latin word Septem, or seven, being the sev enth from March. October, the tenth month, from the Latin word Octo, the eighth, hence October. November, the eleventh month, from the Latin word Novem, nine; being the niuth from March. December, the twelfth month, from the Latin of Decern, ten; so called because it was the tenth month from March, which was anciently the manner of beginning the year. A MAN from the country, whose wife had eloped and carried off the feather bed, was in search oi them—not that he cared any thing about the wile, "but the feathers," said he, "why, them are worth forty-eight cents a pound I" That's a great estimate 1 I rospeel of frtde in the Far Eut. If we tako Singapore as an index of the progress of Eastern trade, we shall perceive how much may be done in a brief period, especially with the enlarged area opened to us, the increasing 'civilization, and the extended movements of shipping in the Eastern and China Seas. In a quarter ol a century the Strai'S settlements have doub led their population and trade ; and Singa pore, the great commercial entrepot of the East, increases its commerce at the rate ol nearly a million sterling a year. One thous and square-rigged vbssbls, and from two to three thousand native craft, n'ow annually enter at Singapore, and the entire native and other tonnage employed in the trade ol the Straits settlements is froth 800,000 to 1,000,000 tons. The prospects of future trade are dazzling in this extreme. Japan. Siam, Cochin China, the Chinese Empire, and the Eastern lalauds, are ihe countries that will furnish the elements of this new commerce. China has a population of a million and a half on a sea coast alone ; but we arts nbtir also admitted through her riv ers to the interior. Japan, with her popu lation of 50,000,000, has recently, by treaty permitted free intercourse with her people, highly advanced in civilization. Siam is progressing favorably in the development of extended commerce. We have, also, to take into the calculation the vast and un developed resources of Polynesia and the Eastern Archipelago, connected as they now are also with our Australian settlements, which contain a present population exceed ing one million, and continually increasing. The exports of the Australian settlements now exceed £20,000,00