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lueJxwlllW.JIJlltl,CT. , , , t a .n..,.i . ,
'JHf 11" H IIIH I
AND BLOOMSBURG GENERAL ADVERTISER,
LEVI L. TATE, ED1T0K.
"TO HOLD AND THIM THE TOH0H OF TIIUTII AND WAVE IT 01511 THE DARKENED HA11TII."
TERMS: 52 50 IN ADVANCE.
VOL. 19. NO, 40.
.EJLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PENN'A,, SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 3, lSGG.
VOLUME 2a
1 7 1 ffl I I
feAIiTIMOKF, LOCK HOSPITAL
Daltimorci Md.
KSTAHIilSIIED as a UEFUGE FKOM
QUACKERY".
Tc 0wy V((.i? uifrc u Cure can be ob
lai'icil. Ur. Johnson has di'cotcrcd llio most
fVrtnin, Bpcr-ily, ami nnlv llfl'prWal tlrnipily In llio
Vnrli! for Wcn'knr.. rf tliu I'.arknr limb", Sirlclnrcs
AfT'-rllon' of the Klili ryK nml Ulmlilrr, liivnlnnlary
DisrlinrSt'. I niprtriii . flfiicral 111 lilllly, Ncrmin
ii'M. I'VM" I'"1'1' 1-niicur.r. I, or,' Splrili, rnnfnunn nf
Mp.u. I'alpU ill"" nf th" III ail.Titnliliiy, 'I rpinlillmr,
Uhntii'O nt Siiihlor iiililliip. I'Im ii.i-nf llm Hp nl
Thrnit, Nn..', ir t'nwi In- tho, n Terril.l.; lUinnlcra
.riling finn Hi.lit.try Habit nf Vniilh-i-rrrfl unci
f .'1 1 tri ry practice, inuro fulal In thrlr victims than the
Ktitf (if f t 'run M th- Mnilw-M if I'll (, bllshtlm;
(i.'lr 1 1 1 f t litiltinnl lioprs t r anllci.atiiti9, reituVrlng
r.a map, &. , luipo-n.ihlp.
YoUNO MEN
t:no4i'itlv. wlii linv.- h. cnnip llti- liHim nf Polilary
VIcp, tint I'lf'it Mill ilPclrnitni' liahit wltirli nunii
ally ri i'S to an imliinply i tut p llinin-aiii'ii nf Jming
Mini of Ui ii nt ..tjlti-.i tali i In anil biilliant intt licit,
whii inii!lit ntlii-ttvlM- l.avi- pi.trantt'il IMf-niti; Suit,
n'oii w.ln 'Iip tlinndi r; if otn.piMir.-, nr wali.-.t In co
ttar) the litini; lyu.iiii.ynill nli lull confiilrncp.
MAUUAIG H.
Virri- I r'u-, nr yoiitij nn n n nttrpln:ii1? par
rina. It i 'm itii f j"1 ul tti .tkm-.., , igaiilc ilo
Klity it- t in in- . "I"'1 ' I'v i u l.
nr. uiui ii nr. h lintMi ii ii'uti r tli" r:',- if l)r J. tnay
tt lii't-iiwv pi n'tit in In- iinii'T a ynitlpin in, and.
foiitl.ii-iitiy ui) upnii hi rhtll a' u ph) It i nt'
(littiAXlO i:KNI..-rt
I in uvi l.itp'J i' itP'l '"il full ii!Pr rpjinitil.
'1 lin ' ii-tti i-i'i; ail iti ui w ii 1 1 i i '! t.'f f life iai
1'iahT ifil in.iiri.isii liiini!iililc-i ilii' ii'iialiy pali
hv ill I'll. iin "i l.iit'i'Mi r iiihiiIli in i' Yi.iins per
i. it nn' avt in roiiiinlt i cofip 'mm tint bi'lng
nwar" 'f 'In-ilrpulful cnii-i" i i'i'"n tl'.it m ly piiiip.
N'nw , tt tin tlu t mull Miami tin.' mhJPi't tt ill pri tt ml In
lanv that 1 1 pnwi r ni (in i m -'II' n i I" t iinniT hy
iltiiin- tnlniu 'ni" Iminip'f li..i.iil Hun hy th'1 pru
,1.1,1 ( in i, i.'i; it' pnvi-il " Hp pi inrp in lii.il
tp "ll'm'rimr t Ii n.n-t imni" nml .ptriitiivi nyuip
limn Imllt tm.lv -in I mini 'I"""' H'" p'S'tPinho
iiiiii.'H ill ransi 'I. th' pli-li'iil nml nipnt.il timi-llmm
ivi'a kph."I , i ii4 i'f I'f r r.'nti v p i"ittpr, fun nii Irri.
lantlin. l)v.i -fi'ii. 1' ilintailnn nf til Hp hi. In'.ns
l,un. t u iim:il I" n Iny, a Wu.irig nl Hi I
Ci'Ujh. I'liti'iinililli 'i, In ray nn l lln.illi
nil. ioiiv.'To.Vi
f,ti iii'n r f 111" ! 01 i'lii'SP"'!'. Iionilint,
I'l i. In. it'' I " il "II ' '' f Hi'' I ' PlilillPl'l I nil. SPk til I III1
I iiii. il -t !".. ami Hi.' vi' iil'-r inn ( Ii"p HI" lias
tii...ii -p. i.l in l c Ilnipiiai of l.nmtnn, Turin, I'lnla
id 'pli, i .in'i upttiii n. has I'tlWlt'il wiiiiip nl Hip liinit
a.t in iifiiiiir i It it vi I pv i r kiinivn , ni.iny trnn
..'liii riii.'iiii! In tin- ln-.nl an 1 11 ri tttnn niKPi
fl, ,i in rvnn , h"lni! alarni 'il at wl 'i-ii tiiiili
1, ,iif ii ith tii-1 1" m liliilinii.'. niipnili il nnip
I a ii!i i. r. in, in nt nf mini, mi" i.ir-il tiainiui
ul. Il .
T sr. r.Writ l .All ViTlri:-
I'r J a.,,:ri'"p u'l llmur-nn li.it jurpil llinn.
;il.. i-i niipiiipi r li.ilil!ii"ln: unit i -J tt . It.ihlli,
nimli I'i'ii hi't'i hii'iy iiii'l ininil. null unit tin in I'm
ii'inr, i iii''i-. ilm'.t- i i.'ty. nr mari niiip.
In .. "hi.' nf in 1 1 -mi nn Li- ii ly p.'V. eli
rrn .il' p i l'i' illy m.'il'tt nl until. i . i I'liknim nl
Hi . I.;,, k hint I. n I'l iiid in ilif II-.i'1. limitnM nl
',i, i. ,r nt Mi a, r '"".I i. Piiipil.itmn "1 'h.'
Ui".tt luppp-ia, Ni'tv't'ti liiatiihilitv, Il T.'iiipiii"iit
r.r Hip Hi -int. I inf'l 'in. lipinirnl tiiilnty. ini.i
t i - , In t, in ll't Plf Ctf nil III mill I r
in U it:, i . "I l.n- i f n"1 1
lip, i tit l nl "-pit it', lit ll I'V'Ip
Sm l l y
NOTI0E.
Specific performance Folate nj Jm'jih
Hmjhitr$t(lic'd,
Columbia Cmtn'y, .S'.V:
( )''! roiiimniincalili r.f 1'rnti.j U-mit tV-u
I.. i. j iiln.t, ulnw "f .tl,l ilfi-n.mq,!. Wary Inter
marirlpil v. ith O.r. i I Urn' -t. fiM.111, littr.
tnarrliMl Mill. (iPnrca Htrldnr. IM.ti Infrmnrrln I
ttllli CytiiK II ApiilPiiian, lii ttttli-iil lliiyliiirn, must
h th ll.-.yhii.t, -mil llenajali lluyliur.t, tun pri-n iitn.
Iili'tni- cif Hi )jt nanipil In Iiik nnkiimvii In vnnr netl
tinner i liclrs nml li-gitl rpirut;i:tiitvcs t( H.'lil Joitph
UayiiiM'rl, r
tirii lltii. jnn atnl (.'.ich nf yn;i an- liPr-'iiy riteilfiti.t
cniiiiinnili-il tnh,- mi.l nppp.ir i-i vntr prnnpr Poriniil nt
Jt Urplnim1 Cnntt to bj Imtili-n nl Ulnmn.l.iira, m nn I
fnr ealil i.nnnty mi thu llrsi Jlniiilny nf lVlirn try nMt,
Hi ii nml llipru tirmiKwur th i Inlinr t-piitlim nl mi
uni ttlui)lir ki It hi" ("rlli th it tin.- Paul Jnspfli liny.
Iiiiift, ilii-it j, li-.l nf, e i tat n real ctat( In Uraiiup tivn
in tnliitiihli l.ininty, an t,-r i ,vm, j.n.,r . ittinti-r
I y arilrlc-nf iiBriciiiPiitlii urttini;, ilitn.l Uppti-inbrr
Mh. lii.ij, tn si ll ami rnnvcy tli.- mum- tn tlw il,l VVil
liain jiihiiyli-r. his heirn nr nlii. Ami i ,m,v
(aiin- uli) tlu ai i t.'inirt 1-I111II m,t ilicru'llm njiL-i'lfii
liprliiriii.iiirp nf iln- al,l i'nii.nn.1 .icrnrilimi tn Uio linn
Inlpiitaml nip.inini; thpri-uf an.l th it n Mm vi-yn-ic- In
in.niiiiti.ler t-1 1 1 ili rrp- in Iho afnn mi I William
Sclliljlci, uf llm n.ii,l prrniip In fill- miiinl -,
, , SAMl'lil. M.SY1IUI1 Sm-rl.T
tilniiiiiiburst, Ih'C.Jl, lOi.i.-tP.
' NOTICE.
Sptcifi- fjiY.(t'cc Ucpr-j ShrUhs P,,-.
t J w
I'VE BESN THINKING .
t'vo hreii thinlilii?, rvc bcpn thlnltln:,
What n r,,iro.n world won thlt.
MM ink t-tln 1 th 'Ir n-.vn b nlnr-s m vs.
An,l mlml tli'lr tiPi-lihotS lm.
Tor Inmnco yn t ntt.l I my frlernl,
Ara sailly pmrti! to talk
Of iniitcrii that concern u net,
Ami othom' folllej moc't,
I'vj liecn thlnkin;. If tv'd Iioin
To nt)ml our own nff.ilrsi
Thit pntilbly our itflghbori mlsht
t-'oiiirivo tn manat!i( their.
HVvu fault 4 ennuglt nt lininu r mcml-
It wiiuM nceui airan j-, If It wcra not,
Pln'Pnll m-m!ln tir- lire the r-i.
' h ! v.-rnlfi tbntvc hlil tharlty,
I'i'rcvpry man nnrl woman,
I'orvlvpitn.s l tlio mark of tho.i
Who.ino.v tu"rrri human."
7i.-n Id ni banish Joali)'jy-
l.il'i lift our fa Ip.i hn tip r.
Aivl at nt- ji.iirni-)- ili-vn II f.-'s ro.ii),
Iln i;on,l 1. 1 niio allf'thPr. '
Muscular Christianity.
k oeoD nonT nr mttior cctvcLt.
To in'1 now-mown bay U very swt'cl
antl nicr. Tlio brilliant Georpjo Arnold
plnns about it in beautiful vcrec tlown in
Jersey every eummcr, anil so does tlio In the autumn of 1957 I ppout a few court of Lillci for vagrancy vlioa carocr
hrilliiiut Aldncb. at Portsmouth, N. II days in a country pironaga, and on the , of criino is ono of tbo moat extraordinary
An Adventurous Careei.
t young man has just bccn senteucctl to
I imprieontucnt for sis months by the police
mtirh
nlnaiiin nf I -li-isi
In. . A it - ri-in tn
I' itlil-l. I.nv nf s!'l IHI I-. I Illll'liiy.'vC
f i'
. - 1 1
inn liici-'
dnM ir -in
. it ,ini -,iim ir -in i. - '-i'l J---
if Ii, ir P'rli n i- In .-liti. I"iua ihi il
i in.
..I. ,
vi:..r. Ii . iiinnu ll'i-iik p.ili-. m M't' linn en ariuitti.
ti.um. 1 -1m1 ' u t jipi'.'.i 1 -it "it ti' (i'- t-'iita-
1111 I -J in, I "lie nf fnm" niptnM.
V.il NC -VHN
ulin' ,e lifn ii' i'i mi"'".(, ' y a p.-t.-.in pracliri-.in
ihilPPl 1 1 h."! al'tii.-. .1 liilniiV-i i-n"y l.-nru-l inm
,v,l r.i 'iiii.mii. nr ..t -"h-i i'.iIipi'.I'iU nf ttbiili art
MJhllV I II PV II ttll-IIIUl.mil. m i 11 n it Cllli'.l n-ii
,, m 11 arri.'.-i' 1 1 p-m-Hil- a" I '-H" bmii, inm I nnit
h t 1 1' . " It. 1 -1 .i ' i'l 1 1 ni.ii'", i-i' plf
l. Ii il 11 Jill l!l"tl a minis "I""' ' 1,1 I1' "f "'If
iv in ,'ii''p nl In- tir i-U. Mi'.nl ' h.t miat.niNl Irom
Hli iimp'.t- ami ('."."iiM'i.l- ni lit.-, liy tin) our
, 111 1- f 1.11 1 .tinj !..-ni lMiit!i urn-.tiir ami In-
nniir inr i'i!t- u -i crn I1..1 it. riiuli i' rutin niiial.
htf-uv ii n-i I1I111
(Jofini.fii'i ''iili!ij, .' 1 .
'I In- t'.iiiiiiiiiinvpath -il'tVniiiyltanii, to i".l 3. i
) I,, f j!n Hi. vtiimv nf vi.ltl lli-tiry .'-inlili, tlcc'tl 1
y Jl.irit.ir.-t. Ivti-,iiiatrii., uth ivtur l.u'2
Willrini HiiiiHi, Jnli-i tV. ,iii, Ki,,., In.ty, tttilnw,
t'.lla I'.l-itah- th !?iiitlli rs.-ttl mimir cliihl nf .Wary Ann,
inm il-'Ct-nm-.l, lat. ly I- ipimarr'n-il Willi tVilli.iiu A-h.
illinm Sinitf) . nl- nf c tin, 1 .1 , Ifnnniy, a.nl Mitn-r 11
1'iiitili, will.. r--ni r. li-ni t ii'i'.nin.n, am!
Hi; II riiHi-ii, 11 -Irs i.l' Haiti Hi ury rtii.tlh. .I'-rM ;
iln-cii 1. yj 1 ni I p.n li n "n.i art ln-r- by cito.l ami
r n 11 . 111 ,i 11 -1 - it p. i ,i inr mii m ip. in h,. a nj nppi-ar i'i
)niir pmpi-r ppr-nn-. at an rirpH,n,s- (... ri t In linl li-i
at HI 1 itliiirL-, In 111 tor an I I (.'iuiii,i uii Hin lirsl
Mnn.lai nf ri-,ir.i,'., 1 .1 it. fi--:i .1 i l ili'. ri-tn utmui-r
iho I ill nr H'tiiniii in tli'llmn Ir'niilh, I1.M i tttor nf paiil
lli'iiry Miilih, in C11.1 il, spitni? I'irtlitliat tin--ii I iln
i'l-iIpiiI 1I11-1I m j.-.i-.i in' c--ii 1111 r--nl e.ini.', In I'oiitnii,
tiiwitrhip, .ii 1 11 1 1 1 mil.' ail .i-.-'.-il -.villi Tlmia n
II. t'niuli t-y ai r-- im-m 11 i-.rlli.i, t. .1 llm ti. c ,
li 11, 1 1 i-i II an.i rmiv. y I'l.'lm.i m in,- .tlti 'I ln'i.ir.t
II .-until. Ins Iipiiu , 1 .m.-h'.-'-h.
Ann 1,1 utiniv i-.ni',! i- In 1,1 mi I Cum ;m n-,t ,1 1
rr.-i'lho -pi-u.i' ipri' Tiii.tii". ' nf tlu ..ml rmitrirt, in-.-i-iiinin-j
In Hip tr 1 tut in an; m u'iIiil' i!h.ic-ui', anil
that .tpiiiivpvanic- Ii in iiln un lur w.tl.l ili-rro,- by your
p. ml in nn In ni-ir .n.i TJinmaj II b mill, nf tli
in. 1 priniii,i In n ninipli-,
t-.n.L '1. 6.fivii;:!i, ohcrtir.
ni'ioia.hur-;, Drr CM, .1 Ic
NOTICE IN 1'AUlTlVoN
I's'itle 11 Jt.stp'i ir, 7 uis', fire d.
- O IVi l--n. niiiiw nf ('((p iJi-ii 1 tli iv. 1 :ti nn ir in t
i ttttii IiiimiI lirwi.l Hu-iiii. inli 11:1 i-ilwitli n",
riiriihtr. IIiIpIi iit- riniirrn'ii uhlil ir" 11 Appl 1 1...1H
II. . 1 mil. V.-M. iln ih .I'ni I.pii.iJiIi i-Nin-- i.i-.liU-iit! ji
miktiiniii wiin ar-in-li ir -iml Ip;..) ritpi-p-piita
litvciit rat 1 J isppli llnvli'irit. ilcct-' .1.
't'nt.e Ah i 1
Tnal an lii'i it will h' 11 -t 1 at tin 1 't divi llh - (
llnil.t- nf llif. -in, I Jiif.ri-11 IllM'l- -'l 1,1 I r IlllfP t-ttVII-
-liiii I iilnnil.t 1 ('iiuntv. I'i n-i l aula -ni 111 (,r"i..i-".
1 11 .Iniina . tli -Hth ilny, of J in. .try 1.-1.11. nt id nYii''"-.
1. 1 f 'hi.i i'a, fi-r 1 In- pnrpni-. "t" iii'ikln-; put 111 tun 1
nt In" ri-iii i'1-t 11 - (rill'--ui iii-c - li-.-'. tn ami aiiiniii; 1
I-i - lit irn Hint Ipu.i r,.nrt ipiUntivi-. U ill --am.-citi I
hr ili-nii tt iilmut pn j'liln 11 tip -ilnu thP w I nit-
iii-rw in rn . lip- unit appr.ii-.t tip- .uni- ai-pnriilti t.i
a iv ; nt wlitrh I. urn aim pl.n., yi.iar r-'pnri-il tn ,i.
pit 1 if n.i .in. 1 1 pi (i r
Aricmus Ward us a Farmer.
An Arlcu'itj al Coiaty Association in
vittd Arieniuj Ward to address lhen on
th-. .c:aoion "i t'10'r nrst annual fair
Ho wroio to thu President of tbo iccirtv
as follows :
N:v Yum:, Juno, 12, '05
And yet I doubt if either of theso nion Sunday morning, at breakfast, tbo pas
know the price cf a' ton of hay to-day. tor's wife received received a letter, which
Hutthonfw mown hay is really a fine her tittering told us must bo a titbit.-
thin-;. It i.? gnod for raau and boast. 'Ha, undo' siid she, 'hero arc clerical do-
'Wo hired four honest farmers to assist itig-) exactly to your tasto,' Tho writer, a
ua, and-I led thorn gaily to tho meadows, lady in a distant country, narrated that for robbery at Uar-lo-duc. ' llo tvas only
I Wat piti-f to mow mysall'. there had laloly come into tho next parish ' eight days in tha housa of correction in
I can (h-i sturdy peasants round onoo a now vicar a very (ino younn maD who I that (own when ho escaped. Ilo was cap-
ere I dipped my (lathing foytho into the at school bad no superior, either in Orek I tured ami ngtin committed but ho. shortly
over developed before a court of justice.
Permit was b'jrti in Paris twenty four
years siuoo and at tho ago of 1-1 ho com
mitted hoiuioidi', At eighteen ho was
sentenced to impriHoumont lor fivo years
or in boxing, and who at tho Uuivurtity
won honors for his classics and silver cups
for his boatin";. Ho" was beginning iu
DciSU Silt : T bava tho honor lo at:
knowledge tliu rcctipt of your letter f J0'"' 'ohii yo aro young.'"
tall grorn gris'.
"Aro you ready t ' said E. Perkins.
,lI am horo,"
'Then foller us,"
I followed thsni, a long neclectcd, vioious and brutal pco
Followed ttit'in rather to clo.'uly, cvi- pic. lit had a plan and a will, but tunny
deiitly, for a whilo haired old man, who worthy folk were fearing (hat his zeal was
inimcdi itely followed Air. Perkins, called without knowledge or wisdom
upon m to ha't. Then, in a low, firm On of his first measures was to open a
voice, hj ?jid to his sou, who wa-i just Uchool iu a rcnioto part of llio parish, anil
(bond el mo, ''Jobu, change places with get the room licensed for a wei k-day
ms. lhj;ittil lout; to live ant how. preaching. 15ut all tho drunkards rose
Yondur borrjing ground will soon have against such unheard of proceedings
thee old bouea, and it's no mailer whctli- They would run after him, cursing, hoot
Of I'i-.! c.iti'itd ttcro with ono leg olf and iug, ant: duchargiii"; volleys of sods and
ter liloaa-ibos in tho oilier, or not. Hut oilier missiles. 1' lulling remonstrance in
vain, he adopted another course on the
after esoaped ascoond time.
After his fifth -scapo from priecn iu
Franco ho was sentenced to twenty years
.MAiuii.u;.:,
WAMUEI. SNN OKU, itenf.
I li- riff--- (fit fl't-r-niilnii;
IPf. '.'.I. IM.'i-tC 1
f- iSMl'i i! i 1W"; 3 ' J fci
i-' s. jiti-, ovii i -a t 4 Ct
r. fir-1 i'i 't 1 -"IP I n.in I an.l hi-.H' nn' Ih.- moil nrpj
.niv n .iili'llp-I - inmliiili- ci.llllliliint Ii.iii!Ipmi In
... . .i .. ,,i....,i ii,,.-.;, it , i, .ii'ii-v llinmi'li litu l)Pcnmi-
ntt-.irv p.i.-iiiiintj-- ; Hi-' prn-p.'t In. niy li'. 'tins m
,n,. . ti,. nl ijii nn;' ill nl.iwit.l Willi ilP-p-ilr
,, ii l. t v. ith Iln- in. Inm -wily r' " "'"t HI" ''l'
I, I up ft -1 nmlii-r n mill-, i.lltilitpil "I'h nnr oii'ii.
0. ,7 Hoxik i )!( in'; bluet,
I , fl '.i:..l i 'p S' i":' f"1"1 t,rl11 'l""1'' n fl'"' ilonr
r. m th- i-iini r. I'.ul ni t In nUsciti.- ti.i.n-J ait'l limn
l' ; , N'i. Iiti.-ri riir. ii-'I mil'-" lioitpii l an.l on
laiinii a l imp tn lio n 'I "'1 Ih" n ply. Iiroim
tt!,,, .1. I .lat.- r.ci- ami mlpmlmn ... a.lvcilija.
Ill"llt ll'',! 1 1111 HPI t'.nn
Tlw li-.Tltir-3 lliplniini li ins in hi nffica.
U,djnc:ur.ni ui H.C Pro,s,
r.,, m,iv fliousaiHts ctiP.I al ttiii p.tiMititiiicnl
Tit.' manj "',, ,i ,,. i,Uni'-roiH lui-
-imiIiiii thu lal li. tJ ,,.,. iiv Ur. John.
IB r :.'
li ul i ll 1 P III an.i iml" -
-jiirur.t fciirrflcil "in'i
in. witun-rml n in-- r. p. , aopraioit ajdlu
.itla-r .'i.,. I" Ii -1 :., ',iainJin?a-i
ami aiiain h fnm III.' r'tl'1"1; J,,"-J .j .,,!--, id a sit 1:1-ji-ntluniaii
nl diarai'lir ami ''.t lh '
CR'iil au.iraiiiy tn tin.' alllictfl. (
iSV.t.i Disuses SpiuHlj i uiC'i,
Aprti lofj.-iy
SPLENDID IUKGAINS I
A : tjuf of ilm'r Moti'y's Worth.
W- FOHbYTH &. CO.
25 ,,,111 Mm Ptri pl.N.V !U" 13 " ' "
Btrccl). (ill-T fur ..il.'th - I'- win,- imiiiiiueciit
1 ,?l ui
tinvinu '!i"if,. .lntity, Vx.
7-men Akvnei.i: o.t: n-ti.r.Aii 1 j
"Ami nnl in In- l"ii'l I'nr nil ynu know what
yru lira t" set
KO fJnl.l & Silver Watrh.-t.froat C-:5 r,0 toSIM CO
"!;ut.a.lip.-Cnl,nVatrhn.
(,,i;a',lniniil)..tinmi.l ll.i...Pl
,An W..lin.-J-vlr-. SOOIuJ-WtMh.
.i.l fuiu, r-ni-i - ,,., .,.,,,
I UJ in CCCoiuli
n,i. llojuin Hni'N Slcnt-
trn-lCiP
I tiil.lri'ii' l.i"ip
. I. ! . I . . .
i:te oiii itisr., in wnioii you luvita jiic to
djliver an nddiess befuru yr.ur esccllent
agrietilturnl f-ocicty.
I iVol fiaitortil , and I think I will oomo.
Ptrhupp, meanwhile, .t brief hiitory cf
my ssperiecoa ps an agriculturist will bo
aeoifj'tablo ; and as that biUory, no doubt)
contains suggestion') of value to (hi onttre
agricultural community, 1 have concluded
to write yci IIuoulIi tho prof's.
I bare becti au honobt old farmer for
some four ; e.ir i.
'ly farm ii in tiio interior of Main.'.
llittortiiiintoly my I.imh aro eleven milt.
froiii the railioad. Eleven miles i.j n ine
a din:nc9 to nnul in.ttieiic (luatiiitic-. uf
wheat, euru, rye ami o.itSjhut as I haven't
any lo haul, I do not, niter all, i-i-far
much on (hat account.
My fat in h more especially a grar.-
farm.
My ntighbors told me to at fiitt, and, ha
au evidence that they tveio siiicert! iu that
fl ' -.. ,.lu' iv,. ir, ,.11 !,.,.M- t" in """"
jL r-ruii ml mil r p'7-.nmi intcri-'t. .1 niihac- KlC IllOUICIlt.I Mt'lit ''It during.''
nil... nl un- iit"'ilii ili-n tli-iiM ami iiiinnr.. lh.il til-- .... . T .
imlinvnii: tiluiiiiiMrai an.l du in i.m .ir in h.ivi! I UOsU COWa ate HOW qillt0 1.it. ItOjIl
lipi-n ill -.1 in Hi iinr "I" Hi" It. cistor i-f tii)iiiiiiia cn -. i . i c fc . i i j t
a'i v ,111..- prps..,,iu.i f..r . - u.il r ..... li --i ami u.lnw.im.'.: prl'lo II) thCaO COWS, III fact, Hlld Hill gi.ld 1
,n Hi,, if plnn'-n'oi t t If ll lil in .1" -n li-ir.!. in til' ,.r.i-s I'.r.n
imp.ii .-,l'..r.'i.aiil. u i t .1 .iv. th Iln oi ru. Imil unu il gfajf i-inn.
1 "!1 ' ,liy' , Two jears t-go I tried sheep rairinj.
I Kiret ami i.uriiil i eeoui t of tiftirej-' . . , . rr , . , ...
nrow... H.l.ti'r of Jn, l.inlit- nf Multiu tiiHiirlnp 1 bought fifty lambs and tlirUCll them
lo a o.i my broad ayd biaut.lul acrci.
It 'iHii pli.'.'inut on bright uiortiiiigs to
sttoil k-iturely out un ihi larm in my
dieisit g gown, with a cigar in my tnoutli
.ii.d up.'.ca iicjo innocent liule ;:niK ;ir.
ihcj iKiiiccd 'iily o'er tits liiDjide. Wat-'h
ing their Siue. c.iper reminded mo of cipcr
miiii.irinoM m J..m.. Aii-iu.i! ..i ai . . ... lowiiuiip. i d .uoo auj jt oceune,i 0 ruo I should havi?
ilr-ii'.!. !
fl Jei'Otiir of ll'i'li'l (!iil'i-PV. tiiltni.i-h-tralrlt
t f Willi nn (iillatpy. Into . I ll ml", k iw a,
I IM. ... ...
7 Ai'tount of V till ti K I' '"il' nlii'rgtT,
n.lm'r in . r.ii.l.llu l.nn.-. iilH r' r. Iw "'' il' .ivrr Iw p,
il.-.'il.
(3 A (i-cutlt nf UiliiJin Ii el Iter ud
ininl.tr itnr nf A bruhciu Vullurr, l-Mu nf .Mnrii.nii
livp i.pi'M.
!) Aecnut.t of Ikni C IIls, adie r of
I'rnjni I'lU'ilii.ni. liit" of 5tu,' ul ..it t p, ilic'il.ini
il.- nl I'.p.iHy,
JO Final coconut of I'eter lint. admY,
nf .'.'"ill Mi 'r. lat. i:f i-pnll t p. .1. c .!.
II Filth at'flouet nf I't'li r hut onu ol
tho Cn'MllnH cf .V.ai'l.iw .Mci'mip l li.lo nf?rnlt
' V'-i 'pift d final aconunt qf Keitbco
r,,!uinji r, ailin'rol I'.lpr Mnu.i't laic ul l.nm.i iwp
''iV First account ot Thomas ' (Jrcvoling,
ailtn'ii-i I'.rl'irra Un.vln.4 l.ite of Semi tw p. 'I'd! .
JOIINU UtiE.E, Utsier,
i; o inieliur. Jan, 0, 1 1 ti.
The old man changes places with hi Wednesday evening iu the week before I
son. a smile of calm resignation lit up his hurd tho story. Making u stand iu the
;in!k'd face, as he shid, ''Now, sir, I am
ready,"
"What mean you, old man ?'' said I
"I me.iti that if you continue to bran'-
isb that blado ai you have brau'ish it,
somo of us will get hurt."
earnest tho work of an evangelist nicong i hard labor, anil embarked for Oayonnc st
the beginning of the year 1801. Fivecoti
victs ccaped from O.tyenuo last year and
Pcrnet was their leader. Ilo nostrum tho
eommand of the frail boat in wbioh they
linked-their lives. Thoy had just quitted
llio land when they were perceived end
fired on by the guard on shore but eaetip
ed without it.jury, After tossing about
for U days and nights neurly starved to
duath they reached a Brinish settlement.
The inhabitants mistaking them for ship
wrecked seamen treated them kindly.
They remained tome months in the set
tlement, when Pei net and and ono of his
comrades, tired of their nionotonoui lifo,
embarked for SpMn, vhfrefliey commiled
middle of tho road at the ootranen lo tiie
hamlet, just as the florin arose, and look
ing the feavagch in the face, lie addressed
them tliu, in a firm, quiet voice, wh'ch
commanded their attention :
'My good fellows, I have borne thi-i pa-
d.-c-.l
:.' Account ol I lio uas Ujt'l-'ti, C'uinli-
nn of la.aii Cli vr-r i i rlnl,,' nf N'ath in Olivi r lat of
liriicuu nn I t 'I'i'-'-
:i Account ot .1 jImi iMalfller, (in rdl
a iVfl1. ii r 11' I'--1 niiii-r il.il . ( In-1 II- ill r. late
lit Wnl't.i tn p. U'-C'.l.
1 Aucou'ii .'I llmiij H.'liirg head, ml-
mniKir.itor "I I', li'" I'- I'njhtirrt Inn- of ('nun ii il
tw p in'.! ..
Ai'oount nf .Jnliii ."ml A S Aiim ad.
ThcrJ-.va.-i aomo reason mingled with liontly tor some lime, but now I must put
this white haired old neasant's remark. a ptP 10 i I'') (1 l )"r "vv
Xt in trim t li'ti T li ml twici .,,o.v. way. Choose your best man and we'll
ino- vff U one son's W-., and bii father fiSlu !t out- lf 1 bLiU' Jou " G'7C UP-'
was rcrluiM uaiur-iilv alarmed. Tny ,oolu'a ut 1,iul uubelitvingly ; but
I wvnt and sit down under u (roe. "I lllro"D'3r hu al1,Iul1 :
I . -w-
never kuow'd a literary man in niv life," L nm m earnest senil your m iu.'
I ovcrhe-ird tho old man sty, 'thai know- l lie rulliuns put llieu- liea.ls togetuer
cd an- tliiu.'."' arul tuen a hurley giant tteppeu loitli antl
Mr Perkins was not as valuable tome mnde a fllrloui tlash at Ijii rovcrend dial
ibis ca-ou a. I had fancied ho miaht be. lcngcr, who quietly parried llio uuilliui
Evei-3 al'ie.noon he disappeared from the Mow, and played with them for a few
n-ld regularly, aud ren.,iined about two seconds. But then a list was planted in
hMirs. llo v.id it wai beadaeho. He in the pcasast's elicit, and ho lay tit full
hrrited fiout bis mmher. Um mother wrs 'eugui on iln ground. Quietly gaibering
0,'teu tir-en that way, and sulVered a good himself up, however, ho jkulkod away and
deal. joined hn companions.
At tho end of two hours Mr, Perkins 'Now send your next best, and I'll go
would rappcar with his bead nenlly doue through tho lot of you.'
up in a wet lag, and say "ho felt better." Again their heads drow together, and
0'jo afternoon it mi happmed that I anoti er drew down his jacket, going to
soon followed the invalid to the hou-p. work however with a more c.iunous encr-
and as I ti. are.l th'i porch I board a female
voice i-iKrjjGtic.uiy ob-tr.-e, 'You p
It was tbj voice ol tho Iim mI "til, and she
added, "I'll holler for M:. Drown."
i, . . -i .... ,.t. . .i
v. iJia ;ii ouee a sioiituuucr siieienvu
'linn on ibo road.
'Your ne:;t I'
Once moro a conglomera o of den?e
luii.K) i;
ii-iitipr-, , ,
inu'jiu;,,ll i'piii, Silvtrtann ar.l
I'.'iriU
C,rd JMQisjor J'liinutri 'Join, 1600.
I i ioiii-Miirrm i' simu
llnr ii.nMck-L'liaii I) Kotvler
llriaruii pl!-J.ie' h JlioUller- Win I.auion
la-avur llaim l li. nrh irt
Itpiilnn I. J Alln-rin
xiiiij very lineeaneg when they gri w up
lo bo "muttous "
iV.y gentle shepherd, .Mr. Eli Pcrkin?,
said, 'U'e mint have somo shepherd dog.i.
I had no very precise idea aa to what
ftbephf rd dogs were, but I assumed rather
a profound lotk and said :
"Wo tuii't Eli. I spoke to you abtut
this some time ugo.''
I wioie to my old friend, Dr. Dexter II
Follttt, of Doiion, for twu shepherd dogs,
Ilo kiutlly forsooii lar more iinporlant bu-sini'-ii
to t.ccommodatc ice, and the dogs
cimo forthwith. They were splendid orca
uiiei iuull colored, ha?.';l eyes, long-tail
ed and thurply-jawcd.
We led them proudly to the fields.
1 Turn them iu, Eli," said I.
Eli tu'.-.-0'i thim in
They went in nt once, and killed tweu-
'Oh, no, N.iney," I Intud the invalid, pat'js was lormed,
E. Poikins toot'hii.-Klv 'ay : ".Mr. Drown I5M , thee td k him.' Dill ojrd ibe
knows I love you. Mr. Drown approves hero akanco and shook his hen1.
(if it." 'Thee, Jim.' A tbake of tha huad
Thi was pleasant for Mr. Urown. from Jim alto.
1 peered 'cautiously through tbo kitchen 'Hick, 'he'll teck the p ir-nu V A flbak
'Na
I':
111
Ciuwi-.a -Jacob lliiiiiiiininr i,ml,, ;n nhnnt for minutes
cri-Llc-Bamitci C!ii, ainuiai i.nan. juuii ; j v j .- --
To't'llipr-ivnii liiiiun "; ,V fji,t Thlni.
inm. it. ii .1. emirii. i. km " , ,.,,
Iili-i. lar
mi I Kuii'D
ilrnP"
CaVcri. T...1 ami Tnble fpnui"- i" ',',,
Till IV Of SlIVO
'. 't urn - i-'iri-eni.. W'lii'U iipy..Ai.i.i
i.ivo- Warp .t.,.br.ic.i: (inblci-. t'upi,
i.cri. i ."-p. . .,. m.u,ukt an
lb .' ' 'ul."'. ' '. i.; . V,f all tha vari-
m.i.t i...tiinni.uii. ii- " ,,, ;...,,,, ami iiiUpd
.... j miu 1, j :irt niu i i t nt- - i . .
it. ri'il ; nn l mi m , ,V't' O'll.l. l'. ami tako 1 1.) ai
,1 ufi-'l'Ml V.llU"'-
Cortiffioates an.l I'l-omuims.
cam niinipy ' nrlinpil im"" .. ... i '
liitpv.r.''iri-t. I'lmni'" ,''' "'V' kcil. -Ml arliclci.
i!.ind n-iit 1 iv mail, iiiri-fiiiiy inc (-. ' , , .,, ,
not ,ifaunrv raiib" !"''","' I'l I "M' "V "n la .'
Zra."oir. " our V.t ,. -."B
,MAfett'nnt.'.l ovprywhorp. HrmJ M cent- (or
CVitlllcate nml Circular- "-fjvni & CO..
31 nml 11 Miu rlreet, .N'uw Vork
Knv. I, 'C3-3.il. 8IUU M.I A"'
MTaKll 'HEA'V I' I" o'llll I
A Prima orliolo just recchod at tho
rifliinitcri"
J lilUlll"ll
rr.iiiklin-Jnuppli Uidlcr
Uri-fiiwniiil-lliiliarJ llitcl)nn
il.-iuln. k J.un.-i llojt. Ilmlfu.i olrloii
l.iiciiit-tViii linuuiiuii. A..i)bprry rinyiler, JoaaJ
i'i ti.-riniii .... ,
lit I'li tK.nit -Utia. tlri-iMcli'ii
.Muiliniin J"-pli 0 atiillli
Jiitkrou-John Ucnli.r
ItiinriiilicrceK Henry ll.minau
u..,.f, - ln.-nli Tr-rw illunf
tiii:..riMfJocp!i O lld. Win ntflPrniat
Trava se Jurors Jut Ftb. 7 am, IbGU.
Illoom-A II I'.npfrt
lli-avpr-llt-nry llimlf rtll-'r , cll-,, r,..
llri,irtrcl -Jamh L'rc,iy, Davni fihafiir. r.cubcn
M.lii'i . Ni.lli.ili Mar.U.. . . .
t;i iitoti-.'il.iit lit oiipy i nn ' ' ' "
I'nnwis.a-Jainli Kn-ish, Imulol lli'lwig
tnuyiuliaiit Mt-phttn 'I Imiiw.
l'lslnu. un k -ll mil Mcilri'li; , ,
l raiiklin Miuci. timvcr. J-tcnli l.oromait
liru iiwiiml-fli-n W l-'ll, Jm ri Kltiio
lli-iuloilt-i'hniiiili lli-me, Hush Mcltrlilo
Jacliniii-Jnll'l Vnrk. , ,
I uciin-lli tiry l ink, fier.i llowcr. l-lmt llrlwi.'
Ainllin-Jin nb Nu-
.llnlllillir- I. van ili-n.,.. I,,!,.
Or.iniin-Abtahaui Uuioman, -incn-in mint.
SpyUvr nin,,ii(, ivtnttir.trrn
I'ino jaenn v.iiPiiii'i.111",
. ..it..., I ...,li ll.'im-k
lliiiirini'ii-w j'".'- r ,i.,
biisatlnaf-Aniln-w .aiili.iclt, llimry I llf "
Sc." 1 1 ill 1 1 u. T M a 1 1 in a.. . John Krciikt. Uanlel I.
r.terhart
January B. ISM
Notice.
rjMio Lime Dooks ol Eli Crevtling, and
iwo In the linntl.orthn itmlcr.iuue.l for eolltciloii-
I l5h.t I J"" ""n VJ
and a half.
My friends had made a tlicbt mistake
in tho bned of ihese dogs.
These dogs were not partial to the fhcop.
Eli Perkins was nstoniuhed, and ob
ccrved I "Wall, did you ever I"
1 certainly never had.
Them wore pools of blood on the green
sward, and fragments of wool and raw
lambs chops lay around in confused heaps
The dogs would have been aeut to Das-
ton that tiiglu had thoy not ruthor sudden
y died that afienioon of a throat distem
per. It wasn't a swelling of the throat
H wasn't diptheria. It was a violcut open
in" of the throat, extending from ear to
car.
Thin oloBed their lifo stories. I bus
ended their interesting talcs.
I failed B3 a raiser of lambs. As
shecputs, I was not n success.
Last summer, Mr. Perkins said, "I
think we'd belter cut somo grass this soa
son sir."
V!'. oil. .Amu mill
j ll c t 111 cv.i.u -...
blinds, and however unnatural it may ap- move decided, and still,
near, ibo lies of Eli Perkins and my Uee the hung fu.t I
hired girl wore very neat together. Sho And now t ho first one who was v iiiquih
id, "You shan't do so," and ho do socU. ed stood forward, and, like a btavo man
She also said she would get light up and callud out ;
go away, and, as evidence that sire was ' L hay, part-on, y re a rare joung un
thoroughly in earnest about it.iba remain yo ar. I'.-c tell th''o what, we re going to
cd where hhe was hoar you prey eh." And ihey all followed
They aro married now, and Perkins is him along tha little r-treet .-.aid the writer
troubled no more willi tho headache. an.l heaid the wind quietly, adding, il re-
This year we aro planting corn. Mr mains to hu htcn what will beumuu of the
Perkins writes mo that "on account of uo light. What did criue of it ? I heurd a
kare krows being put up krows cum and long timo al'ierwuid that fromih.it day
igged fu't crop up bui scon c,ot nolber tho men doffed their hats ami woman curt-
Old Dijbeo who was afraid you cut sied and the children looked awe-atru-ken
his sons legs eff fes ju belter go and when they met or passed him that tlw hour
stand up in field yourself with drcssin homes were uearlv all shut' up aud that a
uown on & guosses krows wiil keep away, great moral and religious iiilorni.tlion wa
Ibis made boys in tbo stor larf. No moro in progrc-s. Thai gentleman lud pre
lerday from. Yours respectful viously been tbo instrument ol like chan
Ei.l Perkins. ncs iu enuallv demoralizi-d naribo,
"bis letter "
I may add that a few years biek bo has
My fcieud, Mr. 1). T. T. Moore, of the deemed the finest olergjmni iu ih- church
Rural iYcu' Yorker, thinks if I "keep on" to go out as a bishop to a menu of great
I will get iu the poor bouse in about two
years
If veu think tho honcf-t old farmer of
Darclay County want me 1 will eouio.
truly lours,
(.'iiaik.cs F. Drown.
persoual danger in a heathen country.
Mane hi x rr V.xamiwr,
A DEAUTiruti SiMiMTUDC,-God knows
what keys in the human tool to touch, in
order to draw out its sweete t and mort
purfrct harmonies. Thov m ty ho the mi
nor .'trains of Kadiioss and sorrow ; ihey
may bo the loftjt r note- of joy and glad-
nets j God kilo... i vhein (ho melodic, ot
our nature are, ii.I what dii-eiplintt will
call them forth . d.mowiih plnintilf j-ouoh
must walk in tbo lowly vales of life's wc-try
way, others in loltier hymns t-hall sing of
nothing bat joy, as they tread the moun
tain tops of lifo ; but they all unite with
out n discord or a jar, us the lucondiug
nnihem of a loving and believing heart
tiuds itri way into tho chorus of tho re
deemed iu heaven
Neouo AntsToi-iiAuv- A e.iso ol no
gro
Stuuntan Va., ree.eutly.
Ono of the Northern "sohool-marms,"
who is thcro employed in teaobihg tho
"freedmen," told a sprightly i.e'r'o girl
that he "mutt not call the woman with
whom she lived mNtrcss that she was as
Hood as anybody,"
Pretty oon tho girl asked hor teacher
what bnisness sho followed beforo com-inn-
South to leaoh
".Sho was a bounet maker," was tbo
replv.
"We'i' ' said tha girl gatheriug up ber
books and niakin'' for the door, 'I'm not
going to 'soe.iato wid you any longor
robbery ami supplied themselves with'
considerable sum of money and a quan
tity of good weariug apparel. Pursued
by tbo police they took refuge in Coisica
where Ihey piuscd themselves for mcr-
hants having money in their pockets, and
being respectably clad they acquired some
Iriends and led far a time a jovial, life.
I'bcir cash was soon expended but Pernor,
tothing abashed announced that he had
on a pocket hook containing 100.000
francs in haul: notes .tod valuable sccuri
lies and had it proclaimed by the public
crier through tho streets of .'.j-icaio effcr-
ing a large roward of teu tliousaud franos
for its recovery. The stratagem succeed
ed for their adtpiainuucos taking com
passion on the pre teiidud Spaniard.,placed
their purse at their dispose! of which they
avaden themselves sparingly. They wero
ihottly afterwards accused of a robbery of
plate at the hotel when thoy lodpod and
lied, Thoy next appeared in Italy, where
I'ornct passed for au engineer and his
companion acted tho part cf Secretary.
L'hey wero dctectad but again oscaped.
The month of march last found Pernct
in London but Dritish did not agree with
him, and bo embarked for France, und
arrived at Doulogne on tho 15th of that
month, lie was then completely destitute
but bo made tho acquintaueo of a oharitable
per.-ou in the coach between Doulogne aud
I.illo who afforded him nonic assistance
and would have procured him employ ment
but bo declined tho offer. He was arresi
ted at Lille as a vagrant and f-entcnocd
to six months impiiionment then to bi
sent to Cayenue.
An Inconvenient Habit.
Somebody tells the following littlo jtory,
but neglects to mention whether Ibo suffer
or was a Federal or Confederate officer,
The alfair ooeured on tho occasion of a
gtand review in Charleston. The com
manding General bad engaged a finolook
iug charger, that had been doiug duty in
the bread carti The (roops were formed
iu line to be reviewed, and as the band
struck up the General and staff came gal
lopiug down iu front at a good round pace,
when just as he was pasting tbo oen're of
the line some fellow iu the ranks, knowing
tbo chareteiities of tbo animal, sang
out ''broad." Tho old horso tiuo to his
habit when hearing the word, came to a
'halt," and as a matter of oourso,pilcbiig
his rider over his head, ami lauding him
spread-eaglo fashion on tho grass
Discipline could not stand it ; there was
a roav of laughter from ono oud of the
lino to the other, including teveral bun
dred spectaton. I think I never saw so
mad a man in my lifo. He jumped up
A Recruit from the Grave.
"Tho followiug btrango circutnstanen
umong tho most remarkable that occurcd
during tbo war, U vouched by ibo Colo
nol Ellis, lato cf tbo 1st Missiouri oalvnry
and oan bo at'eitod by tiio partial, con
cerned :
A for? dayi after a fiercely contested
battlo in tbo south c,Jparty of soldiers be
longing to (bo 1st Missiouri took a jart
over tho baltlo field and came up to a spot
where tho rebel dead were buiied. In ono
plaoo tho hair of a man' head was seen
slicking out of tlio ground like a tuft of
gra3s aud niar by a hand was seen pro
truding upwards which evidently belonged
to tho corpso tlint owned tha head of
hair. .One of tho cavalrymen remarked to
his companions in a spirit of thougbtlids
livity.
"See, thtre'i n dead reb reaching oat
for somotliing, let's see what ho want? I '
In thosaino spirit of wanton miachief, al
most recklessness tho cavalrymen took
bold of the mans hand and hauled the
body out of tho grave tho loose' dirt falling
back into tho (hallow bole. Scon after
tho man b;gan in stir and manifest signs
of life to the utter astonishment and hor
ror of the rcssurrcetionists.
The man wai taken by his resouors to
their tent and was rubbed down, washed
off and in a few days beoamo as "good ae
now." He Baid that in the battle he was
stun d by tho passngo of a shell wbioh
knocked him senseless. Ho was picked
up among tlw dead and buried like tho
rest. Not a serateb was found on his body.
ilo said that ho bad joined the rcbol army
and fought (he Federals long and well,
but as this was his second appearance on
earth he would join the Federals and fight
for them. lie accordingly enlisted in tho
1st Missouri, did n good dual of tongh
uarching jind hnrd figbsing and last Sep
tombsr was mustered out of tho eervico and
paid of at Denton barracks.
St. Louis Xews.
wa
I .... I 1 1 l- f... .n.m.i.l. I.
nir in tin. Inw.l fif ' awuill, llu iu, a .c.l ...umun u
w " " .i ....:ri. ,.,m .i, i:r f
rveiil.lt US ll liu tiui't'i mau iiiw w
every man on tha ground. Tie stormed
aud raved , offered untold wealth for the
name of the man who did tbo misohitf.
but I doubt il bo over knew. I uevjr see
a Gcnoral and staff galloping down the
line that I don't think of tho seena aud
and the way ibat high functionary "want
to grass,'
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I S-af tTUy is lovu nise a uuem tuutj
Beeauso it often lies hidden under the
breast.
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KEE There is many nn unfortunate one
you say I iB ekil to my mistress, and j whoso hart like a sunbeam nlways ap
dba don't 'sochta wid bonnet mukots '" , pn lfvuiit-jt m iu bickicg ssund?'
A Kiss that Didn't Pay.
Tbo Toledo Record gols off a good ono
in regard to a citizen of Iowa, whose wife,
iu his absence, bail been kiesed by a dro
ver, while giving him a glass of water.
When bo heaid of the outrage bo started
at onco in pursuit, found the drover alter
a hard day's rido, and accused him of tha
theft.
The drover cdohted tho truth of tho
soft impeachment, said he had been somo
time from home, was sorely tempted anil
iu an unguardetl moment of frenzy pur-
1 oi nod the kiss but that be bad not dam
aged tho women in tlio smallest pin'olc
was vtry sorry thought it wsi no matter
to make n great ado about, and begged to
bo eacuscd.
The husband finally ccueluded that thu
as the right view cf the matter, and
agreed to settle it upon tho receipt of Dva
dollars for his day's lide. Th'n bdng saJ-
sfaclory, tho drover handed over a tcn-
dollav bill, and received fivo dollars hi
ohangj. Datwhcn the aggrieved Dene .
diet returned home mid consulted his De
tector, ho fouDd the bill a coantcrf.it. Ua
iouudhc bad suffered tlio indignity of hav
ing his wife kissed by a "nasty drover,"
passed one day iu tha saddle, eu.1 lo-it fivo
dollars, and concluded it didn't pjy.
Fairly Dkaten. Wc know a yonug
man who is remarkably quick in rcpartco.
A short timo since bo waj listening to a
tremendous' elory about fishing. 'Tho
narrator stated that he had a hook m.ido
that wo'tghed three hundred pounds, at
tached it tobawaer.thrco hundred yards in
length, and baited it with a whole beef.
Taking this hook tn his right hand, bit
threw it cttt in the lako.
'And what do you think I caught !'
'Can't say. What !' cried r. number
oageily.
"A fish that weighed three hundred
tons!"
'Pshaw !" said cur young gontlcman
"you arc behind tbo ago. Why, when I
dished there I bailed my hooks xcith such
fish as you caught.
A Yot'Nfi minister in a highly claborato
sermon which ho preached said seueral
times: Meomcntotors do not agree with mo
bore." Next morning a poor woman
came to fee him wtlh something in her
apron. Sho said her husband had hoard
bis sermon and thought ii was a very fino
and a9 bo bad said "tho commau taton
did nat agroo with him,'1 ho had ont
some of tho best kidneys.
Stockings lean do without as loog as '
woar fashionable dresses," said a vilhgr
bello somewhat straightened in ber finin
cial resuiiroea ; "but a bosom pin and ki.'
Moves 1 mutt hive."
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