COLU AND BLOOMSBURG GENERAL ADVERTISER. LEVI L. TATE, Editor 'TO HOLD AND TRIM THE TOUCH OF TUU'fn AND WAVE IT O'EIl THE DARKENED EARTH." S2 00 PER ANNUM MBIA DEMOCRAT VOL. 15 NO. 33. COLUMBIA DEMOCRAT. PUUMSHED EYERV SATUUDAY, BY LEVI L. TATE. IN BLOOMSDURO, COLUMBIA COUNTY,.rA. 0 VVIO E fn Hi nu OHck Building; oppoaUt (Al Ezthangt, ly tide TEIIM3 OF SUBSCRIPTION. CI 03 In advance, fir one copy, for six months 1 73 lu advance, for one copy, one year. li OJ irnot paid within the first three monthi. B S3 If not paid within ttio first six months. 2 5tf If not paid within the year. R"5 No stibscrlDtton taken for lei than alx monlln. and no paper discontinued until oil arrearascs ihall have C1 OrJinar vADVKRTitMESTi IniPtted, and Job Work teciusu,ai we esinunsiieduncea, BALTIMORE LOCK HOSPITAL. DR. JOHXSTOV, THE founder of this Cctebratcd Institution, offara the moit ciTtain, speedy, and only etfeuual remedy in in wnnu lot tiucisiwr uieeis, Dinciures, aeiinnai w eau neii. 1'uiiu In tlu Loins. Constitutional Debility. Initio- tancy, Weakness of tha back and Linihs, Affections of tlia Kidneys, i'alpitation of thi Heart, Jhspepsia, Xer vojj Irritability, Dueusu of the Head, Throat, Nose or tikin, anil all tliusu ariom and melancholy Disorders aria ltif frum tin destructive habits of Voulli, wliiih tk utrovt. both tiuJv and mind. These secret and soiitcrv practices, ait mure fatal to ttuir victims tluti the ongu( in) rayren 10 nn manners uiyisus, iiiKi,.!,)g uieir mutt uriiii.ttu nope ami uuncipaiiuns, rcnueruig marriage dec imuussible. MAIIUIAOE. Married persons, or Young Men contcniplatlnj mar ria;j,b iiiij,' aware of physical weukness, organic deubili ty, defjrmitius, Stc., should linmcdiatcly consult Dr Joliu.ton, and he restored to perfect health. He who places himself under the care uf lr. Johnston, may religiuusly conn it! in his honor as a ceutlemen, and confidently rely upon hi nkill as a physician, OilOANIU WUAKNLSfl Immediately cured and full igor restored. This ies3asu is thj penalty mojt frequently paid by tbone ivhn hdVf) become the victim of improper imlulpm ciifd. Voung persons arj loo apt to commit excess troni not bein? awaru of the dreadtul conequence tint iay ensue. NVv, who that understands the subject will pre tend to d.ny that tlu po.ver of procratlri Is lust souner by ttiusc fulling into improper habit than by the prudent. IiesiJ'1 b'liig d 'prived of t'lv ileanure of healthy oil upringf, the most serious and destructive sympto.n to blh body an 1 mind arise. The system beromia iltrung rd; the physical and m-ntal powers weakened, nervou liability, dyspjpsia, palpitation of the heart, liidiKesticn, a wanting t ttij 'tame, Cough, Symptoms of Consump tion. A.C. rT OiRce, So. 7 Snrni Prkdrick STHErT. scvon doors frj.u Uiltlinore street, Kut std, up the fttp. He par ti:ular in observing the N..' 112 and NU.MUEIi, or jou will imstahe thj place. A Cure ifarrtnted, or no Charge JlLiJe, in from One to Tiro Days. NO MEUXURY OH .VAUSKOL'ii nULd U3CD. DH. JOIIXSVOX Me.nSir of the Royal Coll.ge of rjjrgeons at London Urkd tate from one of the moat eminunt Collegus of the United E'.att. ani tfu greater part of uhotelift liss O'len rpent in the fust Hoitats of London. ran, Phi I a tleiphia and clicw here, has effected same cf the nnrt as tonihinp cures that were ever Known; many troubhd with ringing In tlu heal and ears wJu'ii asleep, creat nervousinss. b-'in-i aUrmed at suddtm tounds.and bish f line, with i'reiuenthlauin!,', attended Hometituus wtth Jerautement of mlii 1, were cured immediattly. A CCRT.UX HI 3 GAS 11. 'Ahen th3 misguided and imprudent votary of plensuru n is h.j litt iuibi'j' l the seed 4 i.f tills painful iliiao, it j often happnithit an illtlniil sense cfchiim i.r urudd t'f ilifcDVJry, deUia ln.u Irom upi'ljnii to iuc i frjin education an I resp-ctabilily can alon b.-tin'uI i. claying till tin consutntionu. iiiptomM oi this ')x -i t iiivusn in ikes th ir appniriiiice, such us ulcerated jor-j iliruat, diii'iM-jd no.', imttuice, pains in the hoed. V 't 1 limit, dimness of stjfiit, da.ii'ii."ss, no lea on the tkiu Ucjam, ail i arms, blotch -a ou the 'i; id, f ice and extreme j tui, pnuresslng with npUiiy,till at U-.t the pil.tt.) uf th mouth and bones of th tUMe fall in and the it titu f-f i thuJ-s-ase hjcuiit'su iiurrid ubjeit 1 1 ci unuss -ration ' till c-'ath puts a period to his dri'in.ful huiFuiuxi. by ern. i lnghim tu "thil bnurn from uIi-mico iki trav 1 r ie- I urn." T) suili, thcrel'ur., Dr. J.duiatm pd-.le hnu- i -it't j nreteive tin mol i in loahlii -cr cv. :ni.l t't.n., lu. , txtJUatve practice in tin lirtt Hospitals if Httwpu ami Am Tien, In can coatldciitly rt-ccm-neud a(, ..inl speedy cure to the uufuriuiutu utim of thl't horrid disease. TAiin rAuncuLAit Noncn. Or. J. adJresies all those who hate inj jred thenitclves by pruatj an I improper indulgcnc s. Tlnsj are some uf the id and in lancholy cirerts pro lucib carlyhabits of youth, mz. Weakness of the Ui.k n iJ Limbs, t'aiu in the Ilea I, Dinm ss of r?iht t j uf .il Hcular 1'oAer, Palpitation of th i Ik-art. s nil. Virvois Irratabihty, l)er.m?e tnnt of th Hin-'s tn'j f MLtions, C iteral H.bilit, )mptijiiit of L'unsuuip titin, Sic, .ailVi'ALLY. 'Tin fearful elTeLti upon the mind are m uli to bi dreaded, Los of Muinnry. Confuolun of Ideas Hitiresion of tU) Spirits, Lvil I'or -bitdimje, Avltioii ufHoLiitj, Tiii'ity, &.c, are some of thu evilit produced, Thousands of persons of nil aget can now judge what istbit cans of tln'ir dfilimug li'iilth. Looking ttu-ir tior, liiico.uiiij palu and vui.icui 'd, havmir tin Kular app.'uronc about the fes, coujh and s)iiiioms uf Consumption. OV'S IVVIRURATINR ItHMnDV TOll OU12AMC WaAKNLftA Ity this great and -important ri'inod) . weakness of the organs urj spiMMliIy cured, und full ior retored. Thousin Is ol tin mo t ncrvou-i and lubilitatd, who had loft all hope, hac ujcu iiumediatflv ii'lievt'd. All iinpe liments to Marriage, lti cuiil and Mi-nlal Dismiali flcuiion, Nervous Irrutability. Tremblings and W'takness or exhaustatiou of tin moet fearful kind, bjieedily cured by Huctor Johnston. VOLTK mi: Who hav injured thmselvcs iiy a certain practice, Indulged in wh u uloiw a habit fic'intntly learifd from companions, or at school the eti'ects of which are nightly Mt, even wlnu luloep. mid if not cured rtudi r. marriage imposkiblj, and destroys both mnid and body, khoitd apply imm 'dtately. What n pitty that young riait, thn hope of his country, and the darling of his paruits, flumld he snatched trom all prospects und enjnmeiii of lilV, hy thn ronspipit'ii ces of deviating from the path of nature, and indulging lit a sertaiti secret habit. urh persons before con. tempUliug. MAnHMOH should rellecttlnl so-iud mind and bo ty are the tnoFt necusary ri'qiisities to prnmnto connubial happint-is Indcetl, witliout these I lie journey through lifo bt-comes a weary piigriuifigt', thn pronpert hourlv darken to thenw; Iho mind becomes hadowedwith despair i: filled with the mi-lanrhnly reiUcliou that the happiness of another becomes blighted with our own, OITItJR NO. 7 riOl'TII l'llIinniUCKril'.. ftalthtto re ,,MJ ALL aUKGIUAL Ol'HllATl'JNd rilliroU.MKH. S. U. Ltt no filsa modesty prevent juu, but apply immediately either persnnallv or hy Leiu r. SKIN DISHASCS SPLLHILV CUitCI). TO J'iAY).7(S. The many thousands cured ut this institution within tha lait 15 ears. and the numerous important tiurgical operations performed by Dr Johnston, witnessed by the reporters of the papers and many other persons, no tices of which h ivu uppt-ared again and ugaiu before the public, besides his btanding as n geutlemaii uf character and responsibility, is a sutlici -ut guarauteetotheatllicie j TAKH NOl'ICH. N. II There ure u many ignorant and worthleio Ouacks adveitising themselves Thysicians, ruining the health of the already afllicted, that Ur. Johnttou deems it necessary to say, especially to thoio unactuainted rtith bis repuiation, that his credentials and dipiemn ttUvays hang in his ottice. Takl Nonet. All tcttrts muht bo post paid, and contain u postage btamp for the rcpl), or no answer will J3 sent, tlarchlT. IPCO. S) 21 & X U II. 0. HOWEIl, SDDGBON UBXTIST KCPCCTFULLY ofTers his nrofenion ' al scr ices to the la''is and gentleuien of liloouihburg and icti.il . lie is prepared I lO nttt-nil In fill th vn noil niivrnl iiuia i I. tin Hue of his profession, he is provided w ith the latest improved porcelain teeth, which will be inserted on gold, platina, silveran-l rubber bate; to took as well as the natural teeth. .Mineral plate nnd block teeth manufactured and all operations nn teeth, carefully und properly attended to Uloonubuig, Pa.. August 3. L h I (OF JEnHEYTOV;j.) Tlin subscriber would respectfully apprise his friends and tho public generally, that he nas opened 'fntlor the above name, in Jer.eytown, Columbia coun ly, ra nlicre he it fully prepared tu entertain tuo nivMiug community tojmeral latl.f.iction. Hi. 'VA -JILl, auj IIAI(,aro well iupiillcd anU will be carefully ij, tintendeil. Andhi, Sl'tBl.i: it aiiMile au.l ne.l in ! hi, in charge of cartful .room., will alay,le pr ly attended, lie lu.itci a thare of the public, cuitom, ,nd JkJ a Ilia be.teiroitijto t. .Is hll guezts IVI at lome Jrton, Hay II, 1JJ1-3W, BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA., Select litoctm Prayer for tho Union. BY II. CI av ritcvsit, A Id nd of law nnd Oospelpsace, Of richest fruits and flow ers Ood's Eden of the Western World, What land sn blest as ours f How shall e prove our grateful thank To Thee, O bounteous Uiver I Whoss ow n right hand hath made Us one, Tiy lake, ana Oulf, and river t Lordt write this law on cery heatt: "Cur Union, now and tier!" Tur thou haat taught us through thy don, That those whom thou hast joined in one Nohuinun hand should ecr I The hero-souls, whose prophet-dreams Shine nut In classic story, Tlnd here, at last, the "promised land" The shrine of Freedom's glory. Our hallowed flag of Ptars and Stripes, What meui'ries brighten o'er it : The hope of millions ) tt unborn L'en despots bow before it I Lord I write this law on cvtry kcart: "Our Vnton, now and evtrl1" Vox thou has taught us through thy Son, That tboio whom ihou hast joined in one No human hand should acicr! The Serpent erect in Lve'a pure heart, And by his cunning won ft; Woe, wool unto our Hden-laiid The Serpent's trail is on itl A million hand, by madness nerved, Would strike the common mother ! A million sou s cry out for blood The blood e'n of abruther; Oh, Ood ! to w h mi our fathers prayed. In bunds of sweet communion, BtreMi forth Iby strong Almighty Hand, To still tMs tempest in our land, And save our blessed Untax 1 5clcci Slow. A SKETCH FROM LIFE. JJY GRACE anEEVOOD. Throw up the window ! Tl. a morn for llfj In its inaal subtle luxury. The air I. like a breathing trouin rarer world, And the south w Ind ia like a genth friend, Parting lha hair no .oftiy on my brow, It ha. com- over rarricus. an 1 the llouer. That kU.cd it, are b-trayed: for aa it parts, With it. iuvlsible lingers, my looiuhair 1 know it has been trilling n ith the rose And stooping to the violet, There is joy Tor all Ood. cr -attires In fl. The w l leaves Are .tlrrlug al it. t iilcll, and birds are singing A. if tobri atha were luusie, and the grass doiiji up its modest odor wtthtlu dew Like th: small tribjte of hannlity. The delicious inorntti which U glowing artiuiid mu, and which has recalled the ex'iuUite dosciiption cf our gifted couu tryttiuii, brings alo to my mi d the recol lection of one tu frei and beautiful in the day-i that are gone. I well remember how the scu-o of that mom's exceeding lovelinoa-i burdened my heart with a sweet weight, and how, at last flinging aiide the dull book which 1 had been attempting to atu ly, 1 caught my light sun bonnet, anil bounded out of the house which out ward bloom and beauty had reudcrcd prison like. I thcu turned my steps to ward a tine old mauaion, the home of n very lovely girl, who had been endeared to mo by years of constant and intimate intercourse. Of late there has been form ed a new tie to hind our heart-, sua had becomo the betrothed of one of ours, a fa vorite cousiu, and the engagement was a joyful event to all concerned. Annie Jloorc, sweet Annie Mooro, how thou glidcst before mo, in thy soft, ctheri al loveliness, liko a gentle spirit from a holier clime ! With thy form of lily-liko graco, tall and fragile, With alt tby young head'. .Inning bands And all is waving curl, of g.'Id, with thine eyes of softest violet, and thy check of delicate roso bloom. 1 mU4t think of thee Oh gentlest! a. 1 knew tho will and long, A )oung glad creature wilh a lip uf song, An .) e of radienu: and a soul ot glee hinging .Meet snatches of some favorite tune, Or wandering bs my side b.'neatu the sky of June, William Gordon, the lover of Anuio Jlooro was au exalted, yet a most lovea ble character an embodiment of intellect, manliness, faithful affections and fervent piety. Ho wai a young studont of Divin ity had been self-supported, almost self cducatcd,and at the time of the commence uietit of this sketch, was in tho expectation of entering upon tho ministry in tlio course of a year. And this man, poor, unknown, und de voted to a holy calling, was tho choice of j Aunie Jlooro, tho wealthy, tho beautiful, tho luxuriously reared ! 'Twas passing strange our worldly ones wondered at, aud our sewiug circlo gossipp. d about tho matter, for a month or two, .aid then thu rufled tide of our village lifo flowed on as usual. Hut I was on my way to pay Au nie a morning visit. William Gordon had called the night beforo, to bid us adieu, as ho was to be absent for many months and I thought his betrothed needed a little cbefriug up I fouud her sitting at her work as usual and but a treinu ousuesss of tho voice, and a glistening of tho long brown eye lashes told of tho painful parting which had just taken jdr.ee, I pros- cntly inquired, "In May little less than one year." , "And then?" "Aud then wo are to be married so hold yourself in readiness to bo my brides maid. The summer passed a season of ear nest, untiring aud prayerful toil wilh tho young student, aud of patient, hopeful, and sustaining love, on the part of his betroth ed. Then camo the chill of autumn, fol lowed by a winter of uncommon severity. Our dear Annie, while on a night visit to a dying friend, was exposed to a sudden and fearful storm took cold oh, does not my reader anticipate tho mounful conse quence 1 Her mother and elder sister had died of consumption, and soon, very soon, the teat of death was on her blue veined brow, and the very voice of the grave sounding in tho hollow cough which shook hor fragile frame. We knew that she must die, and sho, unliko ifiany consump tives, know it also, yet she was strangely averse to acquainting her absent lover with the fearful truth. Sho wrote to him tha-t she had boon ill was still suffering from debility but that ho must not ho trou bled about it, nor be painfully sur prised by her changed appearance when he should return in tho spring. Not one word of tho dread, last parting beforo them of tho grave which mfght Kivalthe bridegroom, and take froai his side, To repose in its bosom, his beautiful bride. At length camo round again, and with it returned William Gordon, tho young (clergyman. Ho was bowed to tho earth for the great and unlookcd for affliction which awaited him yet mcokly drank he j tho bitter cup, for his Uod had mingled it, I Sweet Annie was passing rapidly from, ! earth growing more and more fragilo in form, and angelic in t-piritday by day,anil poor William became intensely desirous that their union might take place, Annie'!. ' friends readily assented, but sho to out I surptifO.firmly refused to grant the mouru j ful request ot her broken-hearted lover. Ono evening ho was sitting alone by her side as sho was half reclining on a couch the hectic flush was more staitliug bright than usuul on her cheek, for she had suf fered much that day, and as lie thou-rht how very near might bo tho dark wing of God's dread angel ho took her waited hand in his, aud said Oh, my Aunio, let me call you wife, be fore you leave me! You would not bo so utterlv lost to me then, for I would know you beariug that sacred uamo in Heaven. Ilefuso me not lovo " Oh, William, Willhm urge me no longer, she replied, it must not, cannot be. I am the brido of heaven, you must not be my husband, and hear me dearest, you must no longer bo near me your love is precious, but it is earthly, and it comes as a cloud between mo and the glories of that upper world, to which I hasten. Your voice my own, is sweeter to mo than tho hymns of tho angels heard in my dreams of Heaven ! V o must part now for every hour renders you dearer, and how can 1 leavo you at last. With heroic and martyr-liko calmness spoko the mistaken girl mistaken, for a pure love, for ono worthy, is the holiest aud sweetest preparation for His preseneo who is love. William Gordon saw her firmness, and that she was weak and trembling from tho excitement of tho scene, and " In close heart shutting up hia pain," resolved to yield iustant and uncomplain ing ohedienco to her wishes. Ho rose up calmly, aud impriuting on her forehead a kiss of mingled lovo aud anguish, turned and was gone 1 Annio buried hor faco in her thin, whito hands, and remained in an agony of prayer and grief. Thcu came vagao regrets for tho coursoshc had taken, and painful doubts of tho necessity of tho sicrifico sho had made. Presently sho heard a well-known step William had returned ! His calmness had forsaken him, and he murmured imploringly " If I must leavo you to die alono, An nio, let me fold you once more to my heart before I go it will givo me strength." He knelt on ouu kucebofore her, reached forth his arms, aud sobbed liko a child as she leant J upon bis bosom. No word was spoken by that pair, loving and t'aithtul unto death, while thu flood of sonow swept over their hushed spirits, as tho fountains of the soul's great deep wero broken up. Yei, silent but not tcarlcts kuelt William Gordon, with his lips pressed against the dear head which lay upon his heart, At last ho raised his eyes heaven ward and thoso lips moved iu whispering prayer he uuwouud his arms and would have ri9cn, but Annio moved not she was "When will William return! clinging to his breast I A smilo of joy irradiated his face, and his arms once again enfolded her. Sho looked up and murmured with somcthine of her old tdav- ' ful tenderness, more touching than tho wildest burst of grief. " Aro you not stronger, dear William ?'' "Ah, I fear not my lovo." " This is strange, for when I felt tho strength ebbing from my own heart, I thought it had (loncd iuto yours." " Thank God for tho weakness which is lovlier than strength 1 I must never leave you Annie." " Never 1" Tho morning of tho wedding day had omo, and I was arraying Annio in her bridal dress, a beautiful muslin, guiltless of ribbon or lace. I wished to twino iu her hair a small string of pearls, which was once her mother's but sho gently put it from me. " What, no ornaments ?" I enquired. " None," sho rtplicd, but yes, if you will go iuto my garden, you will find a lovely white rose tree, which William planted when I first knew him bring me one of it3 buds, and I will wear it in my hair. I have seen bridps radiant in healthful bloom glittering in jewels dazzling in satins, rich veib and costly wreathes, but never have I beheld ono so exquisitely, so wonderfully beautiful, as that -dying girl, with her dress of simple white, her ono floral ornament, the dewy lustre of her soft blue eye, aud the deepened hectic of her cheek 1 When tho ceremony was to be performed sho wished to rizo, aud as she was too weak to stand alone I stood by her sidu and supported hor. She smiled sadly as she whispered you re member Grace, I promised you should be my bridesmaid. As the beautiful marriage ceremony (tint of tho Knglish Church) proceeded, the faco of tho brido bceamo expressive alternately of earthly aud heavenly love of softness and of sublimity, of the woman and of tho angol, till it grew absolutely adorable. At the last sho received tho tearful con gratulatious of her friends with a graceful manner, and with tho most cheerful smiles playing about her lips. It was morning and morning born of bloom and beauty so soft, so glowing it seemed. Liko a rainbow ela.ping the bright earth, And melting in a covenant of love. Annio Gordon was 1 tu on her couch by an open window, with her fair head sup portod on tho breast of her husband. Aud sho a father's joy, a brother's pride, tho wife of two short weeks was leaving us now. Every sunbeam which looked into hor eyes, saw their violet hue grow paler, and every soft air which kissed her faded lips, bore back a fainter breath on its light pinion. Her doating father knelt in a deep trance of grief at her side I stood holding ono of her hands in mine, while at her i'eet sat her youuger brother, Arthur Jlooro, weeping with all tho uncontrolled I passiouateucss of boyhood. Anuio had lain for some moments ap parently insensible, but sho looked up yet ouco moro to William, with her own sweet smile and murmured, ' Pray, ouco again, my belovod it will plume my spirit's wing for its upward flight, but placo your hand upon my heart, that you may know when I am gone T' And William Gordon lifted hia voico in a prayer, all saint liko submission and a child liko love, lie solemnly and tenderly committed tho passing soul of tho wife, tho daughter, the sister aud tho friend, to her Saviour and her God, and meekly im plored for the stricken mourners, tho min istrations of tho blessed spirit. Suddenly he paused her heart had ceased its beat ing!, ! His brow bceamo convulsed and his voico was low aud tremulous, as ho added, " sho has left us, Oh I our Father, she is with Thee, now P "Gone! our Anuio dead 1 exclaimed poor little Arthur Jlooro, and springing forward and casting ono look on that still faco, he stretched his arms upward aud cried "oh I sister, sister, come back to us, come back !" Wo arrayed her in her bridal dress, even to tho white rose-bud, twined in her golden hair. Wo laid her to rest by her mother's side, in a lovely rural grave yard, and a few months after I took her favorite rose treo from tho garden and planted it over her breast. Our Annie had been gono from us a year, and tho rose was in its first bloom, when William Gordon camo to bid us a loug, it might bo a last adieu. He was SATURDAY CTOI3ER 19, 1861. going out as a missionary to India. On tho last evening of his stay, I went with him to tho grave of our lost ono, Wo re mained till the grass was glittering with duo, and the stars were thick in heaven. Many times turned poor William to do part, and returned again. Wo both had remarked a singlo rose bud, very like tho otic Aunie woro on her marriago day, and at that second bridal, when sho was wotl ded to tho dust and when at last William summoned strength to go, ho plucked this, and placed it in his bosom, with many tears. I doubt not that in his distant homo, that darkened land, whero ho is toiling for Christ's sake, that flower is still a cherished memento of his sadly beautiful past, and a touching reminder of a shore to which ho hastcneth, nnd unfading clinic where over livith tho roo of lovo, in tho bloom of immortality, in the sunlight of God's smile. I, too, am far from Iter gravo, but I know almost to a day, when that rose treo is iu bloom. Kvcry morning, I say, ano ther bud is unfolded over her breast how it loads the air with perfume, as it sways to tho passing breeez ! and at evening, how the starlight trembles around it, and how sweetly steeps the cool daw drop in its glowing heart 1 A Fast Stoky. An Englishman was bragging of tho speed on Euglish railroads to a Yaukco traveler in England, The engine bell was rung as tho train ncarcd tho station, "What's that noiso ?'' inquired tho Yan kco. "Wo arc approaching tho town," said tho Englishman. "They havo to com mence ringing about ten miles beforo they get to a station or elso tho train would run by it beforo the bell could bo heard ! Wonderful, isn't it? I suppose they hav en't invented bclla in America yet ?'' ' W hy, yej," replied the Yaukco; we've got bolls, but can t uso them on our rail roads. Wo run so 'tarual fast that the train always keep ahead of the sound." 'Indeed P exclaimed the Englishman. "Pact, said tho Yankee, "had to give up bells. Then we tiied steam whistles but they wouldn't answer either. 1 was on a locomotive- when the whistle was tried. We saw a two-horso wagon crossing the track about five miles ahead, and the en gineer let the whistlu on, but it wasn't no use. The next thing I kuew I was pick ing myself out of a pond by tho road-sido, amid the fragments of tho locoinolivc,doad horses, brokou wagon and dead engineer lyiug besido mo, .lust then tho whistlo camo along, mixed up with some frightful oaths that I hoard tho engineer use when he first saw tho horses. Poor fellow he was dead before his voico got to him. Af ter that wo tried lights, supposing thoso would travel faster than sound, but the lo comotive kept ahead ot it still, and was in tho darkness, with tho light on close bo hind it. I have heard that some of tho fast trains beat tho lelcgraph 15 minutes every 10 miles. l!ut I can't say as lliath true tho rest I know to bo so." Savino i'oix Oi I) Aoe. No one do mes that it is wise to make a provision for old ago, but wo aro not all agreed as to tho kind of provi-iou it is best to lay iu, Certainly, wo shall want a littlu mouoy,for a destitute- old man is indeed a sorrowful i sight, aud suggests to every ono that his ! life has been foolishly if not wickedly spent, You save money, by all means, , lint an old man needs just that particular I kind of strength which young men are moat apt to waste. Many a foolish young follow will throw away on a holiday a cer tain amouut of nervous energy which ho will never feel tho want of uutill he is sev enty; and then how much he will want it. It is curious, but true, that a bottlo of champagne at twenty may intensify tho rheumatism at, three score It is a fact that overtasking tho eyes at fourteen may necessitate the aid of spectacles at forty, I ;ntead of eighty. Wo adviso our youug readers to bo saving of health for their old ago ; for tho maxim holds good with re. ! gard to health as to monoy waste not want not. It is tho greatest mistako to supposo that any violation of tho laws of I health can cscapo its penilty. Nature forgives no sin, no error. She lets off tho offender for fifty years, some times, but she catches him at last, and in flicts tho punishment just when, just whero just how ho i'ecls it most. Save up for old ago, but save moro than mouey ; savu .ualth save honor, save knowlodge, savo tho recollectiou of good deeds and innocent pleasures savo puro thoughts, savo friends, savo love, Bavc rich stores of that kind of wealth, time cannot diminish, nor death take away, Teacher's Association. Pursuant to a call by Mr. Apploman, tho county Superintendent, a teachers As sociation met in thu Malo aud Fern alo A cademy in Orangovillo on Saturday Oct. Gth leoi. On account of the absenco of tho Prcsi den Mr. Appleniau, by reason of illness. Mr Witmoyer was by vote of tho society, mado Chairman of tho meeting. Tho Seo- ! rctary also being absent, A. M. Whito was elected Scot. Pro. Tern. Tho Society then proceeded to business. Mr. Durgess, Chairman of the executive committee reported, that no particular pro gramme of business had been made out. Prof. Shank was then called on by tho society to deliver an address. Ho rcspon ded extemporaneously, but without prcpa ration, and made a short but animated add rcsa on tho subject of education gener ally. Prof. Gilbert then addressed tho meet ing ably and appropriately. Ho spoko at length, on tho importance of the teachers having more general knowledge, and not confine himself so closely to book teaching. No essays having been prepared, tho society discussed the following question viz: What is tho best method of presenting tho subject of reading ! The discussion was participated in by Messrs. Shank, Gilbert, lturgcss and oth ers. Tho next business in order was to de cide whether a Teacher's Instituto would bo held tho coming Winter and if so, when, where, and how conducted. Nothing definite could bo done on ac count of the absence of tho County Supt, On motion of Mr. .McIIonery tho fol lowing resolution was adopted, viz : Hctolvetly That a committee- of five be ap pointed to co-operate with tho superinten dent iu selecting a time and placo for hol ding a Teacher s Instituto and that thty no empowered to make all necessary ar angemunts for holding said Institute, The- Chair then appointed Messrs. Wm. Uargoss, II, Hutchinson, U. Schlicker, M. Mcllcncry and A. 31. Whito as members of said commiiteo. Uu motion tho Society adjourned tine iie. A. M. WHITE, Sect. Pro. Tern. Dismissal of l ol. Einstein. Washington, Oct. 8, 1801. There has been much complaint at the Navy Department in relation to tho Phil adelphia Navy Agency, and a thorough investigation has been ordered into all its operations. Tho allegation is that gross abuse has been practiced in tho matter of tho open purchaies made for tho Phila delphia yard, with a system of shaving in all payments. Commander Crahbe has been detailed to investigate tho charges. Col. Max KitHtsin, of Philadelphia, has been broken of his command and expelled from the service without the formality of a Court of Inquiry. Tho regiment has dwindled down to half its origional num ber. Gen. Cameron leaves Washington to-day on a brief visit to Ilatrisburg. Ho will bo absent but two days. Tuii Hakyest of Death. Dr. Lyon, brigade surgeou, at tho battle of Wilson i Creek, was witness to tho following extra- ordinary incident : " A tall rebel soldier waved a largo and ' costly Secession flag defiantly, when a cannou ball struck him to tho earth, dead A second soldier instantly picked up the prostrato flag, and waved it again a sec ond cannon ball shattered his body. A third soldier raised and waved the flag, and a third cannon ball crashed into his breast and he fell dead. Yet the fourth tinio was the flag raised, tho soldier waved it, aud turned to climb over thu fence with it iuto tho woods. As ho stood astride the fence a moment, balancing to keep the heavy flag upright, a fourth cannon ball struck in his side, cutting him completely in two, so that one-half of his body fell on ouc side of tho fcuco, and tho other half tho other sido, while tho flag itself lodged on tho fence, and was captured a few uiiuutes afterward by our troops." 62r Ono of tho boys at Camp Noble, Indiana, was put on guard last week, and reported to his captain in tho moruing that "ho was abusod by a fellow because he would not allow him to pass.' "Well," said tho captain, "what did you do?" "Do? why 1 remonstrated with him," "And to what effect?" "Well, I don't know to what effect, but tho barrel of my gun is bent.' ' tSir Edward Bulwer Lytton receives one hundred pounds sterling a week for hia ne stny in '' All the Year Round." VOLUME 25. A Braoo of Stammerers. Stephen C was a jovial soul, and hesitated not to play a trick on any ono. Among his acquaintances he numbered a young lady and a young man, both of whom stammered very badly. They wero not acquainted with each other. Bob F , tho young man alluded to, was quite sensitive; and to think that any ono was making fun of his defects, fre quently flow into a passion. It was Ste phen's fortuno to meet them both at a party, and he soon determined on a joke. " Miss Sue," said ho, approaching his Jady friend, "may I have tho pleasure of introducing ono of my acquaintances, a worthy young gentleman ?" " Ccr-cer-ccr-ccrtainly, sir I" Away he started for liob F . " Bob, old fellow, hero is a n'co rirl I want to introduce you to. Como on." Does she taw-taw-talk?" asked Bob. " Yes liko blazes." So off thoy started, and arJDroaehed dm seat of tho lady. Stcnhon i w suiavHuvtiU them, and immediately drew to ono aidn. that ho might sco how they would mana.ro each other, when his cars wero greeted wtiu me loitovfiug conversation : "Howtaro you enjoy-joyjoy-joing your- self th-th this e-e-e-evening, marm?" " Th-th-thank you, pleasantly; but it is ra-a-thcr warm." Bob's brow contracted ; but he restrain; cd his feelings, and continued : ' Pr-pr-prcsumo you are aca-n-mminr... ed with m-m-iuost of thoso pr-pr-pres- eut r " Ye-ye-yc-yes, sir. with all, I bc-bc-believo," she said, at the satno time smil ing. But that smilo ruined her forovor iu Bob's estimation j for hastily risine-. ho exclaimed : "By th-th-th-thundcr, madam, if that is the w-w-way you make fun of a fellow d m-tir-tir-nr-firmitics, you may go to gr- grass. Stephen laughed immoderately all tho while, and was subsequently called on to account for tho trick ; but hia good nature drovo away all bad feelings. A Liar Among tho many auccdotes of Puona Vista odo beats all others, Au Arkansas soldier being wounded asked an Irishman to take him ofl the field. Tho latter did so by assisting him to mount his horse tho Irishman riding beforo. Du ring tho rido the wounded Arkansian had his head shot off by a cannon ball, un known to his companion. Arriving at tho Surgeon's quarlers tho Iiishman was ask ed what ho wanted. I brought this man to have hi3 leg diou. ed,"said Pat. 'Why his head is off, ' said tho surgeon. "Tho bloody liar 1" exclahncd Pat.Iook ing behind him; "ho tould me ho was only shot iu the leg. ' Got What he Called for The California Cnriuim Advocate states that a secessionist recently entered an eating house at Martinez, and called for a 'first rate Jeff. Davis meal." In due course of timo tho waiter placed before him a largo covered dish" only that aud nothing more." On rcmoviug tho cover, Seceah found snugly coiled up a hempen rope, with a slip-noose at ono end. Ho loft had no appetite. ifi$- Aa old bachelor being ill, his sister presented a cup of medicine. " What is it ?" ho asked. She answered ''It is elixir asthmatic, it ii vory aro matic, and will make you feol catatio." " Nancy," he replied, .' you are rery sistermatic." EtaT The following bill, rendered by a carpenter to a farmor for whom ho had worked, seems at least curious : 'To hanging two barn doors aud myself soveu hours, one dollar and a half.' A couutry Editor, speaking of spiritu alism, says : ''We don't believe in any medium except tha 'circulation medium,' and that has become so scarce that our bo. lief in it is shaken." I The press, tho pulpit, and pettU coats. Tho threo ruling powers of th day. Tho first spreads knowledge, "tho second spreads morals, and tho last spreads considerable. A lady in Michigan, consoling her neighbor for tho loss of her son, was an sworcd in tears. " If Billy's grandmotbor is in Heaves, I kaiw she will not boo JJilly abused."