f 01UG1NAL POETRY. . wrutMflr iu Coitmbi Dtmcirai, T)nn CoiflmtTATir.-fbonlJ you think th. subjoined Epitaph on .oAa itnuku r,f n 1- !, I ciur, plcaiu publish It. D.T.MclC. EPITAPH OK JOHN BROWN. Beneath a rock, ties Old Jnn Disown; Thro nmfdCfrtut leeil. who touubt rcimwn I A traitor hold, tu triaion Mruiigj Who never flinchM lrom doing wrong. But by Ms cvtl cenini, led; Liea mi ruber jd with tlm guilty, deed. A bvnrfnccri ruffian, whrt find pa 1.1, TJie fotfuiti of hi bloody trade. It Kangas mourner t, warning take i Iit Hrown'i bad nrta, will not forsake Tho guilty liandt w ho ushcr'd on, And victimized, their own dear John. But whn the hour of trial famo J They let him die, now ihriek hit fame, Like towards, whrn they once get free, Tbey puff aloud of "bravery I" J.rt "IrrepreiilbltB" look outj White nt(t?eri", who can lnmHy shout; And uihr on. iuth tools an Urown, Till Justice strikes each monitor down. Wo are told Drown Hot burled uuder a rock In hi. , own eardrii. CuKfgkam, Col. co., March 1, IK 0. w ORIGINAL TALE. , ,'rltfea for the Culnmbia Democrat, COUSIN ANNE S STOIlY. 11 Y SAI.LIE. Reader, were yot, ever at Maple Grove ? ' laScrs dignified-by tho namo of Silver prcscnco of ilim or myif, hu is 0id and If you were, you know well all the beauties ! Lako- 14 wns a dcligutful Placc, am1 t,l infirm and but illy fitted to bear the fa of tho place; and, if not, then I will ,l0. 1 "sort of the whole village. Rustic seats tiguo of bu,y lifo . and should I not go? scribo it to you. When I was in my thirteenth year, my mother, who always was a pale and sick ly woman died, leaving mo to tho care of my father, who wa3 a man of extensive lncrchantilc business, and consequently had littlo time to devote to tho training of his only child ; h I was left to tho caro of servants, who never opposed a wish of their young mistress. 1 was naturally possessed of a good disposition, but was becoming spoiled by the indulgence- of thoso around me. Thus things passed for more than a year, I in the meantimo ruling liko 11 young Victoria, all thoso who wcro placed around mo, when one evening papa came home and calling mo to him, said : " Lillian, darling, I received a lettar from your mother's cous in, Anne Sherman, stating that sho inten ded spending a few weeks with us, and would bo with us by tho nextVcvcmng's train. 1 " Now Lillic, I wish you to bti a very good little girl, and to try to make your Cousin's stay with us agreeable ;) for she is a most estimable person and vas your Mother's dearest friend. I wish also that ' you would try and correct those exhibitions of' temper that are getting the' mastery so completely over you, and be a good little girl for your Mother'ake." Tho next time papa's carriage drove up to tho door, paja allighted and handed out a lady whcym I knew to bo cousin An ne. I had jiffver seen her, and I spent the wholo day In wondering whether she would JiSLpbl 'or young, beautiful or otherwise, and whether I should like her or not ; and when I pestered papa with all these con jectures, ho only said, "have patienco Lil lian, till evening, and then you can judge for yourself ;" so when the carriage drove up I was undecided whether I should re main in tho parlor or withdraw to my room. But whilo standing, still undecided what I should do, tho door opened and she came in, followed by papa. I was always a re served child, and meeting with few beside our own family, I was much more so in the pressenco of strangers, and consequently stood still, hid by the drapery of the win dow, till papa observing me, called me to como forward and pay my respects to cous in Anne. I approached her ; and I think I never saw a person who struck mo so fa vorably as did Anne,and I felt as tho glance of her sweet hazel eyes fell upon me, that she was destined to wield a powerful influ ence over ,110 : and when sho drew mo to her arms and imprinting a ki-if upon my brow exclaimed, "and this is Lillian, is it I How liko her mother, darling !" I felt my heart drawn out to her with a lovo that has ever since burned with a steady and brighter glow. Although ono glance sufficed to tell me that she was not young, yit she possessed that beauty of couutenauco that time can not efface. Sho was tall, and queenly iu her bearing, and airy and graceful as a bird in her movements, und her hair was as black and glossy as u raven's wing, and fell in natural ringlets over a neck and throat of snowy whiteness ; yet it was that beauty of soul shilling through her face, that drew 1110 to her and kept mo there as if by magnetism ; I tit rather than knew that she would prove a truo friend tome. Sho stayed with ui a mouth, and during that time I hardly left her side. Rut the time came for her to leave. This I could not think of, and I would not be comforted till sho told mo that sho had extracated from papa a ruluctant permis sion that I should return with her to Ma plo Grove. I was delighted to go, yet I could not think of lcaing papa altogether. Rut when he promised to come and sec his Lily very often, my joy knew no bounds. It was near sunset when we arrived at Maplo Grove. Wo were warmly welcomed by cousin Anno's whole family, which con sisted of an old negro servant and his wifj, that had long been in tho service of the Sherman family, and who could not suf ficiently express their joy at tho return of "Missrs Anno ;" mid she in return had a kind word end a trivial present for each, which tho mines of Potosi could not have prjrchaEcdrom them, for thsj wcro Anne's gifts As soon as we had ienioved our elhmr .dresses, sho' took hia bv tho dini"f "7; fo' sho "u.nt 1Di?afh - would think her tea spoiled if plio Iiatl to wait for them. Wo found a repnst rotuly for , ihnt nn orilcnro lniirlit linvtl envied. " 1 "-13 W nml wo did such justice to tho good things before us, that own mint Dinah was satis- Bed, for she said sho was mighty clad that . . .. . .r .. . I tllu niiivl ...la uui ?jvne.i. iuj a,...-vm,. -t.i- no and young " Missus Ainalio" as sho called me. I Tho next day Anno look mo out walk ing to view tho villngo and view tho sur rounding scenery. I think I novcr havo ' seen a more picturesque, placo I Tho cot 1 tages nestling down amid tho trees and shrubbery, seemed to me who had novcr S3oi anything but tho rows of brick and i pavcftients of tho city fit for fairy places. jHut what particularly delighted mo, was " 6'""- - -t , lrom whenco it tlcrivcu its name, it was about a milo in extent, and was covered by j ' 6r0W,h f "'ap,?S- TLC 'XI ., . , , , ,, , . very thick upon ,t, and was of that soft turftv kind that so much resembles velvet. littlo stream meandered gently through j "I O J O' self into a miuiaturo lake, which tho vil-1 it. which nrmttinllv nltrnnilintf . lormed it- . uu uruors eru wiuk. """"g" along tho shores of Silver Lako was moored many a skiff and canoo ; and many tins talcs of lovo that wcro breathed, and many the vows that wcro spoken beneath thoso wipcj my tcars from lny 0yCi, I gave him sturdy maples, or gliding swiftly over the jly promises- and pressing 1110 to his breast crest of the Lako. Sinco I first saw tho ; 0110 liftgcring embrace, and imprinting grove it was my greatest happiness to wan-1 01le ;;s, pOI, ,y Hf0 ll0 wng g0nU. dcr through it after my lesions wcro through j necd UQt teU how j lniMoJ Wnl) for the day, with my gentle Anno by my hw j mi lookcJ side. I have hinted that she was unmar-1 hl fjr thoJO t,mt novcr Jmwt ried.and that had always kept me ma camC) ll0V, j tried to believe him still truo, state of wonder, why ono so good and boIj hmy ,ho mmthi before j cqM beautiful as she was, should reman. - bclicv0 that ho lia(1 iM dlcrtcd mc stao of single blessedness. And one day, . a thcn do,clation that camo as wo were wandering in our favorite grove, I Qvcr j nco d Mt of tU X UNKCU 11CI WHY III Wiin lllilt uuu su tiuuv j c and pretty as she was, had not long ere this been married, and if sho had not once had as many admirers as thoso who thronged around the rustic beauties of that placo. I looked up as I spoke, and sho was greatly agitated ; her whole frame shook with irrepressible emotion, and she spoke to me with a sternness that she had never before used to me. " Lillian Ainslio, do you know what.you are asking!" I had never seen her in suel, a mood, and fearing I had greatly offended her, I buried my face in my hands and sobbed aloud. 0 I forgive me Anne, I did not mean to offend you, indeed 1 did not, l sobbed out, anu threw myself on the grass nt her feet. She ' stooped down and raised me tenderly from the ground, and seating ,110 by her side, said, " yes I will, I will tell you what I have never told to mortal; tell you what ' only God and the angels and myself know; it will remove the weight which is some- j iorgouen me 111 me, you would grant my times to heavy to be borne. 'tying request, for the sake of our old lovo. When I was young, I attended the 1 Whi' Ji1 you not answer at least one of villas Academy, where the youth of both i ,I,C """'J' lcttor9 1 wro,u ! Aud did sexes acquired the rudiments of knowledge.! J'ou wr!t0 ma tllat cold letter, informing Whilo there, I became acquainted with aj11,u tliat J'011 11:1,1 cellseJ to loVlJ 10' youth apparently about three years older Light now began to dawn upon mo I I than I was. He was beautiful. Oh ! so . saw now, that he had ever been truo even beautiful I His eyes were of a blackness when ho deemed me false. Ho had writ that, when in a state of calmness, wcro so I ten and I had never received them, and beautiful, and drooped, modestly as a la- he had received but ono, and that ono was die's beneath the ardent glances that were cist upon him ; but, when his indignation was aroused at some petty annoyance the small girls suffered from somo of the other boys, bis eyes would sparkle and flash and seem to emit sparks of livid fire. Ah ! thoso eyes, no wonder my heart was cn slaed I His hair hung in curling locks j nearly to his shoulders, and his mouth, al ways wreathed in smiles for mo, was filled with teeth of pearly whiteness. He was tho only son of the oldest, wealthiest and and most aristocratic family in tho State, and who looked upon all elo around them as being littlo else than beggars.' , Rut Frank would not or could not understand this ; be insisted that others around him were as good as he, provided they did no mean and cowardly action, and I, child that I was, did not know it was a crime to be poor. As we grew older, our childish attachment ripened into ardent and sincere love. He loved 1110 with all the parsionatc ardor of his life, and I, I worshiped him. As at school he hud been my youthful com panion, so now ho was my most gallant defender, nor would ho brook for an instant the sneers of his haughty sister, who taunt ed him for his love to a PAUi'Elt, as she termed me. Rut this distressed mo not. HM.... 1 T I' i. i 1 ... ... ,,t cureu x lor tue taunts anu sneers 01 the wholo world, as long as Frank loved ma ; as long as his words were whispered in my ears, or his burning kiss pressed upon my brow I Wo used to wander iu this grove, or glide over tho ripples ofthe lake, by the houso, and there, when ho 1,1 ..... 11...I T !... -i'l i,p urn ... .,.t was niu suusmuc oi 111s me, and that he could not live without me, and 1 , , , ,. , ,' it ever I ceased to love lum, ho would not .. :..i. i ,:.. . 1 1.1.1 f... I-.., . n.aii iu i.u , x mm iiiy iucu oil Ills SU0U1- djr and wept for very joy. " 0 Frank," said I, "talk not to mo of ccu-nig 10 iovu, you who am my Heart s idol, I live but in your presence, if you d.s.Tt ,110 I die." " Oh I Anno, say thoso words again ! Tell mc again that you lovo me ; I could ever listen to that low sweet voice ; tell mo that you will bo my brido, my wife, my life." "I will, Frank, I will; I urn yours, and yours only till death." A few weeks after, I saw him coming u' my wont, and when I met him I pnw nt n glance that something trouhled him great ly. ' Oh Frank, dear Frank, whnt has hnltpencd." I exclaimed, VOU look nspalO , 11 . ' 1 M a ghost I " Conio wllh mo to tlio grovo darling, und I will tell you nil." 1 took his arm . 11 l ! i il 1 I it III t vtu WUIKUU 111 rue.Hl el lu inu Jiuii. uu seating ourselves, ho drew my licutl on his shoulder covorrt mo with kisses. " 0 1 Anne I must havo you to go with mo on bnsincss for my father j I may bo homo in three years, but oh 1 Anno I will never cease, to love you, and will you promise ever to bo truo to mo and no mat- .... t.-i I I i . - l. iur Wliut uu lu.ijr Hem iiuuuk uiu, m uu- 'liovo thai 1 still lovo you bettor than lifo itself." I will write to you every week and 1 want you to bo punctual in writing , rc,Urii, lor juur luiia win my umj comfort during my oxilo from you." 1 could not answer, for I feel that ho wus n?w t0 nic frWr 11,1,1 "M.trenehin our Garden, about , . T0llcd unrestrained down my cheeks and Illv Hob!i cl,okcil ..... utterance HIV NODS CHOKt-H 1U Ulltr.lUH.. Anno my bride do not weep so, you -.mi r.. .lt..- ... .I..,.. Will UHMUIU IIIU 1UI UUIllg IUJ UUIJ IU IUJ fathor . business renuires tho immediato Smilo upon me dearest ami bid ,o U01I Bp0lMi all(j a pafo rcturu too homo and thec. T !.!ftil In bmiln n. ul htj Mirt, dnnrltnnild 1 J. fcl.t fci niuiiu, ll' iiwuini u.... T .... l . '. .1 i i 1 l T.illi,. hitf nftrr thrnn vpfirs lmil u:inl hv - j J l " j. since I had pai ted with him; I received this di.-pateh " Como to mc Anne. I am dying." Dying my God I My Frank; him whom I had so long mourned as faith less ; he dying and with his latest breath sending for mc. I went, I found him ly ing near unto death, but his reason was not dethroned, and as I entered tho room where ho lay, I heard him ak, " has she not como yet? " " Tho phy.-ician stepped aside and beckoned me to approach. I went to his bedside and there he lay so white, and so still, with tlio death dew on his brow, that I thought even then his ,i"" - i'". "- uuhui., nm Kissing ins marble brow, called wildly on , him to look otico more upon mo and speak 'tome. Ho opened his eyes und pressing '"0 with ins littlo remaining strengtli to this he faintly said. I am so glad you nave come. 1 thought that il you had forged. I told him how it was', that we had both been deceived, and Oh I How I prayed God, that ho would spare him un to mo; but Frank said, ! would live for your sake my darling, but it is not so to 10 l"Jur'. therefore, it any one has luth be. Rut it will bo bli,s to know that iu I erto neglected to protect his tender trees, life and death you are mine ; lay my head shrubs and vines, let him now do so with on your breast and let my last look rest ' nut Jelay' - 011 you, saying this ho made ono last effort Dei p Cui.tivatiox. Deew cultiva te ki-s mo and fell back on my breast, tion turns tho drouth itself to good inl and with tho word " Anne," on his lips ' count, and renders mulching and irriga slept tho sleep that knows no wukiii" ! tint comparatively useless or, if used, e brought him to Maple Grove, and there wo laid him to rest; and you Lillio,' havo often setn tho marble slab under which lies tho remains of Frank Cremorne, 1 extensively ramified, and soon find the , tioli." Oh, papa, said tho child, how fun my loved and lost. And now darling you' rioh loam and manure intermingled deep- ny tho men must havo looked all over know why I never married. I have other j 'j w'tu l'10 su'l' 1''ie loaohing procoss, as mustard. oners out my ncart lies with l' rank, and in the resurrection morning, I expect to meet him and live with him forever. An Immense Speech. The following "immenso" speech of a "feller," at a de bating club in Jcrsoy, comes to us well vouched for : "Tho subject to bo scusscd is 'Whether ardent sperits docs any good or not V I confirm that it don't. fA 1 .1 ist think of our ancestors in futu" days ' ; fhoy ,ivcd to a Ilumerous and antiquarian age so I don't think whisky or sperits does any good or not that I conclude it don't. (Another pauso.) I don't think I don't I can't don't git hold on tho denied thing." Evidently tho "domed thing" had "hold ,,:,. , , .,,.. ., i,P .i,;,i, . , . i , i I Horn, which was being so eloquently aud I0 ' ftlllv ,f 1 i j S63 A drunken man entered a Sunday School when tho Sunerintciidaut i nues. tioning tho scholars, and quietly watched the proceedings, At first tho teacher paid no attention to tho intruder. Rut present ly, being disturbed by tho frequent repo- iiiion 01 Hiccough, ' in which cabalistic expression tho stranger indulged, tho good parson demanded 111 a sovcro lono, "Sir, do you know where you are V "l'os, sir," was tho prompt answer s "iam lire state, ot sin and donravit AGRICULTURAL. tub farmer. Oh I nolhlnjln beauty nndjaotth ran cuttle The peasant's low rot in the nlc, Willi Ills wpp Ih'iI cif tinners, And sinn iigardcn lnrd by, And itn w lid briar that .rents thii w ltd sate. Tlielatlico hnlf darkened with Ivy or vine, And tii purriinvrr trniini nitii tiiciriirnto -bine, ,,,kl'" gay tho stone, sent nt the door. Ere the bridge strode the brook, or Hie forrest grew ot Ere thn Hinge spread over the green ; When the valo ttnm ronunon, bare desolate, cold, There the peasant's lone cot won ecnt Then labor camo forlli, and uhrreer he trod, AA,.dVe.iIhra1.r.nr l no none was n paradise fair The palace may mnnldpr away, ptoiio by stone, And Ivy o'crinantle the liallt Tho rnstle, with tnoss overgrown, .May bnid tntfie ptorni till It fall; Bit the Cottage, the (mine of contentment nn'l peRCC, Look glad In Hie e't ofthe nut. I heed notoiir strength then shall nevrr decrenno My country lie never unnono ! HOW TO RAISE GllAl'E VINES. ltov. D. J. Waller, in tho month of last March, presented tho Editor of this Journal, with a bundle of some twenty-five cuttings of tho " lilonm Grnpe." Wo mado in iruncii in our viuiueu, anoiit ten ieoi . , ,. . , . ,,,'.., , S' ? , , . ! lh , I , I I ,,l,ii,l,l (l,n imll nm 1 ten feet MM0 . . . " . , ' , ; only one cyo or sqirout, above around. , J 1 I o Now, wo havo tho satisfaction of owning ' .... ... 0 , 7UU" " 'u' b . s .u"t. I 1 1 . . .. 1 ...!i.1 ... ! . ...U.7, VMV 'J ...V IVIIIJ-U1V t.llll?,y ill good order for transplanting, and only btato tho fact, that others, wishing a supply of these valuable esculents, may cmulato our examplo with similar success. Tra.nsi'j.antinu Wiiitk Cedars from the SWAMI. This may be done in win ter. Select thoso most exposed, so that tho change to tho wiudyuplaud may not be so great. Cut off tho roots and sod in a cir. cle from ono to two feet from the trunk, according to the size of the tree. Tho best time is when the ground in the swamp s but little frozen. Tho freezingof the earth about the roots after removal does 110 harm, and tho trees may be left on the surface where they arc intended to be planted the next spring. How to Mark Extra Rranchks Grow o.v Fkar Treks. A writer in tho Virginia Farm Journal states that he has succeeded in starting branches on his pear trees wherever ho wishes a limb to grow. Ho says: "A careful examination will show plenty of dormant eyes, or knurls, on tho stock. To produce a shoot, a slit or) gash is made over the eye, and into thu wood, with a knife or fine saw, which, by checking the flow of sap, starts these dor mant eyes into life, and in throe cases out of four a branch ahoots forth." iNsrcrsox Sroctt The tiiunlry Gen tlrman saj s : Well kept stock, housed iu clean, well-littered, vvliiteu-.ishcJ stables, are rarely, unless they t:io lliein from other cattle, trouble I with vermiiiii hut j pulvcri-ed copperas and sulphur, in the proportion of ouu te.ispoonlull nl copperas and two ol' sulphur, Willi a little salt mix iu halfa bushel of niei1, given twice a week for three weeks, to 110 herd of cattle or hogs, is s.iiil to he a complete remedy, tSf During Feoiuary and Mtri-h all tender trees and shrubs will be li.iblo to injury from frost, lit the earlier 'i.onths of the Winter they were in so deep a slum ber, that there was lit' 1c danger of their being awakened hy tho bri.lros and war mest sunshine. Rut now, they have hail a good nap, and arc leady to be amused ; and the sun has risctl higher in the hca vens, and shines with greater power. For these reasons, tender vegetation is liablu 1 marc cmcaciom. During a dry spell, and i trenched ground, mots strike deeper in ! search of food and moisture, becomes moro " a'i, rcversm, ami taucs place upwards moro than at any other time or, in scientific phrase, capillary attraction is1 increased. As each particle of moisture is evaporated (rom the surface, it is suc ceaded by another, and the whole soil is filled with the u-ccuding moisture and gases, which are appropriated by the nu merous rootlets, as they have need. 6a- urcwu .armor urges .c expo- ..... . ,,...B u..., fitwl irii'nd Ine i-iii'rt nv no r nn nn Hi vnvtf .b' 7 ."' , ,'-. . evening uunng uiu past, "wora ug season . . 0 " ' : 11. . ... e ... U, tue uay g.v.ng y ucs, csiiuM.e o, tue.r J . . . ' '. . everything used on the farm. As each nrnn wan rnmmir.tnil tn iIia partli I irovn it an appropriate heading, end transferred to its pago in my book tho items of labor seed, manure, &e., belonging thereto, and since harvest have "closed the account" with the several crops, or brought them so that I can ace very nearly their cost and value. I fii.d this a very convenient as well as economical course of procedure, In any other business it would be a w-sto of words lu argue in its favor, for men sel- vated his hands, and exclaimed : tlom'engago in other operations, even of " Oh, wife I wife 1 what what do you rifting extent, without keepiag an ncautint think! Tho briudlo cow has gone and eat of outgo and income. Why should nut up our grindstone !'' tlio farmer do so I Thcr." is no gord rca. Tho old woman was ready ; and baldly on, aud the amount of timo aud thought waiting to hear tho last word, sho scream it requires cannot bo better employed in cd out at the top of her lungs : irthering the success of tho enlornriec in hrm IlifimimJ lliirntr Tho Rollor, fo r Spring Ubo. j Mtt. Editor ! As tho season is ap proaching when the roller ahnuhl bo drought into service, permit mo to call tho nttem. linn ol I lie readers of the 1' armor and Oardcnerto its use. Tho time was, nhon, if a farmer possessed ono plow and & hea vy toothed harrow, ho was equipped for cultivating the soil; but that timo hasj passed away, and to a thorough agricultu-. rist r,,llcr " now alm09t as intliapensa. bio as tlio plow. Tho first use for tho roller in tho spring of th? year, is to smooth down the in equalities of tho mowing ground, and settle tho earth around tlio grassrootg which have been loosened by the frosts. All mowing ground shound be rolled as early as the ground gets settled, so that catt'e ean pass ijiit without sinking their fcot into it. The oati ground should bo rolled im mediately alter the harrow or drill. It is ,,!,.. .t.. ., , ,i j . . I ('mto ,u !lllviintai;o Ho crop, and great- b" fcilitatea harvosltng, particularly ir tho ' ' 1 ; t. Aiiouier anu ono ot trie most important ,,n , . , ... , uses of th s vnht.ibli imnlnmint i tn tin i ,, . . r. . . ., . .... the clous after plowing tho oats stiiblc, "nd I havo always found it best to have tho roller follow the plow pretty closely, as the clods cru-h muoh more easily then than after they havo been exposud to tlio sun. Iu preparing ground for wheat, the roll er should bo used repeatedly, or so lung as atiy clods remain, asd by all means let the grouDtl be rolled before tho drill. No field is in cotnplote order for drill sccdina without it, J. Cluster, Del. Co Wool Mr. C. E. Wethcrcd, of Balii more, Md., communicates to the Hurnl RryLter, some information upon the sub ject of preparing wool for tho market, tho substance of which is as follows : Fir.-t, rornnvn tho tag and leg locks, then shear, and spread tho fleece on a clean floor, or table, with the sheared part down ; thou fold tho belly parts 10 the centre of the llecce, aDd rcat the operation till the fleece is ten or twelve inches wide ; now "oil tho fleece, pressing hard at tho same time ; when tho fleece is nearly rolled, make a rope of tho neck and upper part of I the shoulders by twisting at d thawing, till long enough to reach once round, and turn" ihe end under the twisted rope. The uso of pilch is rejected, and farmers are advi sed not to wash their wool, unless they can do i'. properly. HUMOROUS. sSf It is exceedingly bad husbandry to harrow up tho feelings of your wife. fciy- A woman s tongue, it is said, never runs down but it is now and then illtina trued and valuable enough to run down al most everything else. Psy- A lawyer, on his pas-age from Eu rope, ob-ervi'd a shark, aud asked a sailor what it was, who icplied : "We call them sea lawyers." lor" Weak doses ofwash-boardsaronow recommended by physicians for ladies who complain of dyspepsia. Voung men trou bled in tho same way may bo cured by a preparation of sawhorso. tSf A Yankee hassuccccded in tanning a hide with the bark of a dog. Ho is now engaged in constructing a machine by which he hopes to be enabled to obtain new milk from an old cow. " A man named Oats, was had up recently for beating his wife and children. On being sentenced to imprisonment, the brute remarked that it was very hard a man was not allowed to thrash his own orts. UfTy- l'apa reading in hearing of an in- telligent child ; "Tho men wcro mustered 0,1 deck preparatory to a disembarka rjfflr A countrvmau who went into ono of ; our fasbIOIlablo roolng anJ wag SUIlriscd at seeing nothing 011 the table but, cloth, kni ves and forks and " What will you have ?" asked the waiter, "Giles stared like a stuck pig, and said I dun know. " Thank you, I don't care if I do tako a binall picco." A McthodUt ad a Qllakcr ,iav;ng topped at n public house, agreed to sleep 0 in tho namo bed. Tho Methodist knelt i, . 1 1 , ,. , "own a,1(1 Pyu fervently, and conlcssed a lo"S eatalougo of sins. After ho rose, tho Quakcr oWrved , 1cally friend ;f thou art as bad as thou savest thou art. I think I dare not sleep with thee." B&r An old woman, who was in the lRlit of declaring after tho occurence of any unusual event that she predicted it, was 0,10 day very cleverly "sold" by her worthy spouse, who, like many another we wot oi, had got tired of hearing her eter nal "I told you so." Rushing into tho house, breathless with excitement, he dropped into his chair, cle- " I told vou so. vou old fool 1 I told vou HOSTETTER'S STOMACHJITTERS. It Is a fact that, at some period, cm? num ber of the human family I aubject to dlseaae or dUturbanco of the bodily fnuctlooi) but, with the aid of a Rood tcralo and the exercise of plain common senae, they may be able so to regulate tho system as to leeuro permanent health. In order to accomplish Hill desired object, the true course to pursue la certainly that which will produce a natural state of things, at tho least hazard of vital strength and life. For this purpose, Dr. Hosteller has In troduced to this country a preparation bearing his namo, which is not a new medicine, but one that has been tried for years, giving satisfac tion to all who have used it. Tlio Bitters operate; powerfully upon tke stomach, bowels, and liver, restoring them to a healthy and vigorous action, and thus, by the simple pro cess of strengthening nature, enable the sys tem to triumph over disease. For the euro of Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Hau sea, Flatulency, Loss of Appetite, or any Bilious Complaints, arising from a morbid inaction of the Stomach or Uowels, producing Cramps, Dysentery, Colic, Cholera Morbus, tee., these Hitters have no equal, Diarrhoea, dysentery or flux, S9 generally con tracted bv new Bcttlers. and caused nrincinally DyiiiecnnneoorTrRieranuuiei.wiiioeBBceuuj r;guIated b" a brlcf ueo of tfcla preparation, Dyspopsla, a dlseaso wMcli U probacy tnor ll Ir. .11 II. fnim. lhn .nf by the change of water and diet, will be speedily provalent, in all its various forms, than any other, mid tho causo of which may always bo attributed to dcranecmcnts of tho digestive organs, can be cured without fall by utlng HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTEP.S, as per directions on the bottle. For this disease every physician wilt recommend Hitters of seme kind ; then why not uso an article known to be Infal lible t AH nat ions have their Bitters, a a pre- -niiltvn vf .liuoooa rwl alHniTlliflll.P flf tl,n ITI. tern in general; and among them all there b not to bo louna a more neaitny people man the acrmam, from whom this preparation ema nated, based upon scientific experiments which havo tended to prove tho valuo of this great preparation in tho scalo of medical science. Fevsr and Aoob. This trying and provok ing disease, which fixes Its relentless grasp on tho body of man, reducing him to a mere eha dow in a short time, and rendering him phy sically and mentally useless, can bo driven from tho body by tho uso of HOSTETTER'S RENOWNED 1HTTE113. Further, none of the above-stated diseases can be contracted, e."vcn in exposed situations, if the Bitters are used us per directions. And as they neither create nausea nor offend tho palate, and render nn nccessary any chango of diet or Interruption of ordinary pursuits, but proinoto sound sleep and healthy digestion, tho complaint is re moved ns speedily as Is consistent with the pro duction of n thorough and permanent cure. For Persona in Advanced Yean, who aro suffering from an enfeebled constitution and infirm body, these Bitters are invaluable as a restorativo of strength ami vigor, and need only bo tried to bo appreciated. And l mother whila nursing these Bitters aro indis pensable, especially whero tho mother's nour ishment is inadequate to tho demands of the child, consequently her strength must yield, and hero it is whero a good tonle, such as Hosteller's Stomach Bitters, is needed to impart temporary strengtli and vigor to the system. Ladies should by nil menne try this remedy for nil cases of debility, and, before so doing, should ask thrir physician, who, if he ia acquainted with tho virtue of tho Bitters, will recommend their uso in all cases of weakness. CAUTION. We caution the public against uting any of tho many imitations or counterfeita, but ask for IIosiKTTEn's CaLzBRATEn StOMAcn Bimns, and seo that each bottlo baa tlio words "Dr. J. Huslettcr'a Stomaeh Bitters" blown on tbo aide of tho bottle, and stamped on tho metallic, cap tovcring tbo cork, and observe that our autograph signature ia on the label. K3 Prepared and old by nOBTETTEIt & 8MITH. Pittsbureh, Fn-, and sold by all drugeiata, grocers, and dealers generally throughout the United Btatea, Canada, South America, and Germany. 0.t,'b'r 1, 1-5' 1-Jin, Dr. M'Lane's CELEBRATED VERMIFUGE LIVERPILLS. X7E beg leave to call the atten tion of the Trade, and more especially the Physicians of the country, to two of the most popu lar remedies now before the public. We refer to Dr. Plus. M'Lane's Celebrated Vermifuge and Liver Pills. We do not recommend them as universal Cure-alls, but simply for what their name purports, viz. : THE VERMIFUGE, For expelling Worms from the human system. It has also been administered with the most satis factory results to various Animals subject to Worms. THE LIVER PILLS, For the cure of Liver Com plai nts, all Bilious Derangements, Sick Head-Ache, 6cc. In cases of Fever and Ague, preparatory to or after taking Qui nine, they almost invariably make a speedy and permanent cure. As specifics for the above men tioned diseases, they are Unrivaled, and ncer known to fail when ad ministered in accordance with the directions. Their unprecedented popularity has induced the proprietors, Fleming Brothers, Pittsburgh, Pa. to dispose of their Drug business, : ...t.lol, a.!,,. I,.,,- l,o., ,,..,, in rvuiv.it ui,y imve. uem oueeejj- fnllvr piirrorrpH fnr the- lncl- Twrnrv tlllly eilgagea tor tne USt .twenty V,.. rL,, ,;i .,:,, Uir i ears, ana tney win now give tneir undivided time and attention to their manufacture. And being de termined that Dr. M'Lane's Cele brated Vermifuge and Liver Pills shall continue to occupy the high position they now hold among the great remedies of the day, they . will continue to spare neither time nor expense in procuring the Best ana rurest material, ana com pound them in the most thorough manner. Address all orders to , , . . i i FLEMING BEOS. Pittsburgh, Fa. P.B. DiaWa and ThvaiclMia ordering (rem ctbrra than Mewing Droa., will do wnll to vrit tlicir ordtra dlitinrUy, and take none Wt Dr. M'Lone'i, trrrpared by thorn a trial, wa will forward per ruall, i?poafiiitotny "?J$?l rait of tho United ctaUa, on box ol IQI tmrtn thTUK aUmpc. All ordera & OKLa4a uut yJlMAr KXUllKvtfcN'i' A lb IV WglB t8igBpE. ' AND KHPKOIALLY At Blobmsburg I McKELVT , N'KAL & i 0.7 It THE FIELD WITH AW IVCBEAatn v "ttvi, Bloomsbnrg IleadQuar ters! W that we haeUh,C.5 JJillS.I'S" W ' Wend. Ttry large assortment of "' m "l' winter linnns. Oi r stock of DRY 00OD3 compr sei the largest chran. est, and handsomest now offered In this town I WS determined to compete w llh the " and all those winning to buy cbean mr. giving us .call, whave ill klatf'of 'rJoX" 5 iwlj. 10 supply the wanls ofthe people. A largel'i of " Ladies' Dress Goods, OP EVERY DESCRIPION. WHITE GOODS OF ALL KINDS. Blreve.. Cpllnrsi. Bpenecrs, Handkerchief., Flouncing. Ilainda mnd Trinimlnitit, Lace, and Edging Uonnet nibhona in large varlf ty, Vf vet Ribbons and braids, Kid. Cotten it Lisle Thread Gloves Mohair Mils, tc. ALL KINDS OF ailAWLS, UKQCHE Black silk. Cashmere, Embroidered, Sella, fce AI.7 1 large assortment of Cloths, Cassluiers, Satin tit Vcatlngs, Tweedt, Jeans. Heaver Cloths . Coating, Velvet ate. BOOTS & SHOES OF ALL KIND3 and Sites, for Men, Women and Children. We hi large assortment of Hats and Caps, of latest rash. lon.-We have also, Hardware, Queens, ware, Cedarware, ate. Very CuetD Carpet, Carpet Hags, Floor. Table and Carriage Oil Cloths, Mats, Rugs, MUSLINS, FLANNELS, TICKINGS Diapers, Towlings, Drillings, tc.. In abundance. Al.a' largo assortment or iron, Natla cheese a ... , . ' quantity of Bah, e. We Invite our friends and the nuhlle ii .. .1.. us a call before purchasing elsewhere. We have bouehi ourgoousaiine lowest cash rrlces, and will not bo undersold by an body, or the rest of mankind. i.i . , McKELVY, NEAL fc CO. Dloorasburg, Nov. 10, -59. (June t, ,B5-y) CHEAT AUIUVAL OF NEW GOODS, AT THE-. Light Street Store. Crtaty, Brother all liurns on active duty, WE Would inform onr Iricnds and customers, that we have Just received an un. usually large assortment of Which we offer at lower rates, for ready pay. than nv ""tho"rl'"aCi b" n" be ,0'd We ahall not attempt to enumerate the various articl. . -they are immense and their name is l-gioq-as our .J." clou; Store Itiwius, including the Cellar and Garret, ut filled to overflow lug. Th. re arc to be found the inert rabricks, in the country at astonishing low figures" Li. ctXV'X"d.,,am'it''",i5f,,-'r"m' '' " CLOTHS, MUSLINS, GROCERIES, HATH. CAM, Hoots, Shoes, etc. at the same isle. In short, almost everything in the mercantile line from a needle to an anchor. .J5?" ur tmnit will do well to call before they make th. Ir setvctiens. ' Llgh,S,r,e.,Oc,,br,..!.'',aV'tU'-N''CRl:A3V' fti'UiNU Al(Ki,iL OF IV KW GOODS, A1 THK OLD AR0AHE. 'mn siih.cnbir has Just returned from the city with A. another large and select atsorlnwnt of JNfcW UOli., I urehased n Philadelphia at the.loweit figure, and whlrh II .. . iiniu.u to soil on n modemt t 'riua at tan b procured il.ewhere iu Blooratburg. HI. stock cm. its LADIK' DkKSS GOODS, (.'hmcc, t styles and lale.lfailuoii. Or) audi, arocintl, llordrarr, tjauata-are, (War H4r. Mi. liar., re, .Yatlo, ...! m.u A,(, llali und Capo, Sc. 4. whirl', '.'"h.t'i.""".!"8 "W"1' K:l" '' C""""y SlOKill which he invit m the public generally. UV" The Highest i'nee paid for country produce mo,.m,b,,r,,(.,.,d,er t IsyT f "' mLLtR- HA U JAh'S I BAUGAINS I . NEW GOODS m & m if a & lasyo WOULD respectfully inform the citiijna of Light rlKtt ami irmily that th-y ,avB Ju,t received a newandeitjiirlvuhss'irlmentof l)UY GOODS AND GKOOKUIES, which they will , ell cheap for cash. Thy have a lane and general variety; all that is coi.imolily found in a Country More, and are di tjrinined to .-ll cheap. Tothi selection of tluir gcl, they have paid stria attention i therefore, their merchandize will bear recommendation and will prove to be ol the first class. The proprietors cordially solicit a liberal share of pat ronage. Customers woula do well to call ins eiamine their general variety before purchatlllg elsewhere. t.ountry produce taken in eichauge for goods at tn highest market price. Light Street, October 22, 1S5S. URTZ NT' Fowlcrvilie Store. NEW GOODS. 1 HE undersigned, thankful for rait patronage, respect' I fully inlorms his frends and cusluiuers that he has received his fresh slock of AA'w GOODS, At his New Store, at I'owl-rville it Centre towniUp. Columbia county, to which ho invites the attention of the public generallv. Ills St.jck comprises every variety usually kept In a Country Store, has been selected with care, and will be found admirably adapted to tin wants of tbo people, aud can be sold at very low prices. His Cloths, 1,'assiuies, Groceries, and Store Goods, generally are of a superior quality and offer rare Indues ments tu purchasers. tE?-Graln, Produce, etc., taken for Goods. He solicits public custom and shall aim to render his customers complete satisfaction. ,,, D. K. 8L0AV. FowleivHIc, October g). USO. NEW GOODS AT Shar pleas' Store, THE present age ia one of progression t This truth Is clearly demonstrated by the fact that the undersign ed has Just received fresh from I'hiladelphia, a larga supply of llllllilK which he will sell at his Store on Main Street, Blooms burg, at the LOWEST LIVING I'itlCES. Country produce taken iu exchange fur goods at tht market prices. JOSEPH SHARPLESS. Bloomsburg, Sept. 17, ISM. IL IT W fl 53 f HE un-leuigned, grateful for pant patrontf e. reipcl I fully informs h.MCUititniera and tiupublicgenerally. thai he haa jut reeeivutl from tbo Uaiterne citUf, till larjeit and moat aelsct atock of SI'UING t SUM.IER OLO THING, I That has yet been opened tn Bloomsburg, to which he invites the attention of his friends, and assures Intra that thjy are oflVred for aale at great bargains. Ills stock comprises a large assortment of I , GENTLEMEN'S WEARING APPAREL, Consisting of PaaniouaaulluaaCaaTa, of every del. n'pHoni Pants, Vests, Shirts, Cravats Stocks, Cottoa Handkerchiefs, oioves, suspender., te. uubu ivaiiviiLB Anu ac.ivbi.iii, Of every description, fine aud cheap. N. B. tleuiemb.'r " LovHtberf'i Cktap fariu." call and see. No charge for examlng Goods. UAVID LOWENDERO. Bloomsburg, March 10, leco. (June 1HJ8.) :IAPK "NUItOGEMZED" SUPER PHOSHUA TE OF LIME. He We ff. AlLQblg53 Hth, Delaware Avanuc, PHILADELPHIA. Soleagentror Penusilvauia, Delaware ami New aeiser. -i nn ibs Mapea (jvwy..i.ed) win equal m err.ct and a u packed in strong Bag., or no its each, andissoid at 5U ou at g-JO UU per tun, or 91 ou n-jr tingle bar. , . It haa t!ie eiprrienccof v$ Viari, and la laCe'y '( om.nfnd it aa ih bent fertiliror now in uie. danipkfaCircularaandl'auiphltrta eontainlnf reeom tacuiIatMiia from Farmer, aeot (ratla to all wbo regain ihf'ni, August SO, 1959. C. C. SADlER & CO. i , Ctmmksion Merchants and titams h 1 Fisil ohkksb & niovisiopfs. 1 No. 10? Arch fit,. 2nd door abovxtaTrom.