m. FT" MOT A D"EM0C'!1A "That Uovt-miiicnt is the beat which govern lea-d." ,Oi.l SLUIt:S.-l'OL. TWELVE. BLOOMSBUIIG, COLUMBIA CO., SATURDAY, MAY 26, 1819. voxroEiiEii io. BY LEVl"L. TATE. 5 Kuril) Urnnttj Canal. Removal. The Collector office, hep-More lo cated at Berwick, on the North I! ranch Canal, Iiiii been removed three miles above lo Beach Ha ven, in Luzerne county, pursuant to the directions df the Canal Commissioners. The Collectors' Office and Weigh Lock, are now both located at Bnach Haven, where the Boatnnn can have their clearance and certificate furnished at the same lime bringing the operations of the two otliies in lo concert and harmony. J a mm S. Camiikll K-q., Collector, and E. H. Linn., E;q., Weigh Master. Well said Our comical friend Winchester, of the Wyoming Co. Democrat, ame-nyst many other good iyii,'e. lut week, made the following pun !' Tlia weather continue cold and every tliin is "backward in coining forward." ' The Messrs Youngman, of the Sunbury Ga 7.ett, have just put in operation one of Hoe Sl co's best hand Press, upon which they now print thai excellent democratic paper, The Scikn rinc American. We have recei ved several numbers of thin valuable publication, it it devoted entirely to Science and mechanics, and should be in the hands of thoie who feel an interest in the progress of improvement. The Scientific American is now publishing an essay on the amendment of the existing Patent Lw, for which the publishers have paid fcli'O. Thi work may be had at S'2,00 per year. Address Muiini.co.,New York. Accident. The Danville Democrat, of last week, nays that on Tuesday a boy named Wm. Harris, ai;ed about 15 years, had his leg broken about the knee joint. It was caught between the Car- wheel and an ore-bank. Amputation may be necessary to preserve the little felluw'i life. It has not Paip Expanses. The editor of the New York Tribune still insists that the "Tay loriution of the Whig party has not paid expen ses." Hear it .' "There was once a party in this country, to which it was our pride and pleasure lo belonir, united by a common attachment lo certain leading principles touching tire proper action of the Fed eral Government. Tliat patty was called the Whin party." Greeley does not liltn to be called a "Taylor Republican" any bettor 1I1.111 lie like the result of the Vngmia electing. "There was once" a whij: paitv! tVhere is it now.' An echo fruin Virginia .answers, where .' A Wrong yet Unrequitted. (The people of this entire section and the pub lic in general are still deprived of the advantages .oTa Daily .Vil from Potlsville. The thing is wrong mid we should think the powd.i that bo tit Washington, would have so much respect for the public convenience and their own interests, as t grunt their rational request, which is, that the 1'. M at Fountain Springs, iu Schuylkill county, be directed by the Department, to send a Daily Mail, instead of a tri-weekly one, to IilooniiHjiig. It can be sent daily without ad ditional expense lo the Coverninent. It should be done immediately. Whats.i.y you, Mr. P. M. c. Kr.NTi.TKY In the Ninth Congren-ional Dis trict of this Jiiale, says thevV. r. Globe, Ifcere will be' two Whig candidates--one Taylor, he other City. If the Democrats act wisely and vole lor neither, but stick to their own candidate, we niav gain another member of Congress. Take aides, friends, with neither Whig faction. VVe have hnd our diliiculties llieir's are coming. Tiie mcw School Law. The following is) given as a summary of tine pi iii 'iu.il alterations in the School Law, as ts I rilihhi'cl by the bill recently pasted : The Directors are empowered to levy 0 tax sufficient to keep the Schools opeo riot mere than ten .months in car.lt year. The Schools are required to be kept open at least four months in each year. I lie Treasurer of the school fund is made this collector of school taxes. The Collector is to fix a time and place, when pud where he will receive the School tax es, and is to receive two per cent, for col lecting. If it is not paid at the lijne des ignated, the Constable is to collect it. Sub-Districts are not interfered wilh where the Coifiinitlee of a sub-district and the DirectorJ disagree to the employment of a teacher, the people of the sub-district have the ri'ht to fleet a teacher, who must, however, havd been first examined by the Director?. All inoneve subject to taxation forState and Coiiniv irpises, are made subject to i-ii m l tax. The state appropriation of two hundred thousand dollars is continued j but it is not nndn the l:isis of taxation. I he people do not vote on the question ,-,f taxation. I he Superintendent is required to fur iv.h to each school a copy of the new map he '-taifi of Pennsylvania- large size. POETRY. The Pica, Snug at the Piinttri' fettival, Boitvn, on Salurduy evening, jiprti 14 Let monaichs revel while (hey may, And dreun their goblet's bright ; No heal la so tree or gay as w e, On this our lestal night ; We need no regal pageaut here, No banners wreathed with fame Fur bggliter far our trophies ate, Our history and our name! Kach Printer lives himsel! a King, A monarch in his might, And Tin oiio and down mut topple down, When he is in the Right And o'er (he world his banner waves, Wh ere Fieedom's song or told, The I'i,TkP pagk the Truth o( Ai;e, And glorious Song of old ! High honor to the noble Art ! By far the brightest gem That ever threw i s lustrous hue From Freedom's diadem '. E'en now it gleams the guiding star, Far distant o'er the wave, Where millions fight to gain the right Of Freedom, or a grave ! Then brothers let our Daily Toil Bo sung in festal strains While bards shall sing or weapons ring On earth's wide battle plains. Or while one Tyrant's throne isleit For Truth to trample down, Our mystic Art will bear its part Of glory and renown ! The Printer's Hour of Vtact, Know ye the Printer's hour of peace ! Know ye an hour more fraught with joy,' Than ever felt the maid of Greece, When kiss'd by Venus' am'rous boy ? 'Tis not when round the mazy cask, His nimble fingers kiss the tkfk; Nor is it when, with lengthened faco. The sturdy devil's tail he gripes. 'Tis not when news' of dreadful note His columns all with minion fill ; 'Tis not when brother printers quota Th' effusion of his stump-worn quill. 'Tis not when in Miss Fancy's glass Long Advertisements meet his eye, And seem to whisper as they pass. We'll grace your columns by and by " No reader no the Printer's hour, His hour of real sweet repose, Is not when by some magic power His list of patrons daily grows. But, oh ! 'tis when the weather's clear, Or clad in hail, or rain, or vapor, Ho hears in accents soft and dear "I've come to PAY you for the I'AFER." Conundrums, Why is a lean monarch like a studious man ? Because he is a thin-kin y. CO- Why is a marriage contract like black silk cord? Becauw it'sbinding. HP- Why is it useless lo send a message by the electric telegraph? Because, atler all, it must come by the putt, Qr- When i growing corn like a regiment choosing a chief comminaiider ? When thefonir.7 is being formed. (p- What portion of the globe is most verdant? Greenland. Seasonable Hint. SuJ-i.if's A close sub-soil may keep the water around the roots of plants at one tune, u.d at another keep the moisture hum rising lo them You can make almost anythii g out of a hil that will bear the sub-soil plow to the depth of lSori'J inches. Peach Trees. Soon alter the fruit is form ed, remove the earth about three inches fur two feet around, and Gil the place with charcoal dust. fj! Plant Flowers. If any sour hunk says (lowers are of no u$e, ask him what the rainbow was made for. Plant flowers. fj Shade Trees. There are few men whose triendt will build them a monumeht so honorable or so durable as he builds for himself who plants a shade elm or maple. (J Shrub Fruit. Your crops of currants, ' gooseberries and raspberries, will improve if you I dig up the old plants once in three or lour years , ' and plant young bushes. Orj- Propagating Currents and Gootberrie. When you plant cuttings, remove all the budhor ejes on that part which goes into the ground This will prevent the annoyance of suckers from the roots. 03-Beauty "jthnu virtue is like s floref ith- j nut perfume r i) i r T "IV" A T VJ.HV J-X 1 Random ShOtS-NO- IB. BY NO.NDIiSCIiirr. School Tratliem- If there is any station, more than anoth er, which requires, more especially, a pe culiar talent and cast of mind; it iu the Teacher of a public school. Where are crowded together, as under one system boys and girls, young- men, women, and children ; it requires more tact, discretion and management to succed well, than gen erally falls to the lot of those entrusted with the education of youth. It requires patience, tact, talent, ingenu ity and firmness : to make aschool all that the public good demands. The most la mentable deficiency is often manifested by Teachcrs.in almost every respect. Those whose buNiness it, is to obtain, employ and support a competent man; arc in most ca ses deplorably remiss in their duty. Cun it he expected that a man who has spent much time and money in filling himself for the profession or calling of a common school Teacher, is tither able or willing to undertake a severe and laborious occupa tion, for inadequate compensation ? I do not so much blame a man who is noto riously inoompetent for taking a school ; but I do blarrie a board of directors who make thcfmselves asses, by employing such a man. Thoy are the most egregious fools and greatest knaves of the two. At this same time, a mau who knows himself unfit to fill the station to which he aspires, and who must, in his sober mo ments acknowledge his incompetency, (of course no insinuation against General Tay lor is intended) should be held up to pnl I'to scorn and indignation. Such a man is, with malice aforethought swindling the public and obtaining money under false pretences. A Teacher should be a man of extensive and varied information. He should be master of every branch he pre tends general literature ; so that he can explain, illustrate and enforce his positions and opinions. The most successful, and at the same time most delightful way of fixing a lesson in the mind.and of rendering a study inter esting and entertaining to the young mind is by oral instruction. A Teacher should have his mind stored with apothegrus, b lustrations and comparisons. Very fi'W studies are in themselves interesting to a beginner, but there are none which cannot be made so, by a competent master. It is then of the greatest importance that such iin one should be selected to fill this post, the well filling of which, is so essential to the welfare of the union and the happiness of its citizens. The first step then in so great a desider atum, would be the electing as officers, men of mind nnd discernment , men who would he willing to give a fair compensa tion for a good Teacher. But this is not all, for many men whose education fits them in every respect for this delicate station; are still deficient ei ther in energy, tact or morality It is of the greatest importance that the Teacher should not be objectionable in this point. One example will do more in a school, than half a dozen precepts. This should be borne in mind by the selecting and ex amining committee, as well as by the man asking for n situation. Religion is profita ble unto all things. A high tone of honor, sentiment and feeling, are most powerful anxiliaries in the moral conduot and succes ful government of a promiscuious public school. Again : a Teaoher should use every schollar with marked respect. Respect a man ind he will respect you. Make him believe you esteem and think well of him and he will endeavor to deserve your good opinion. Do not make a public example of a Pcholnr. exVpnt on VPru xnerittl nun. ... sions or when it is seen, that a private r-; primand at different times, has failed in ef fect. This last remark I dedicate pnrtirnlarl v to Teachers. Provoke not a scholar to wrath. Study well the character of thp child with :vhom you are dealing. Be i as t,,e roi'k' ,,ut suiitl" af) dove. I Sllrtu trl a nnnil on nil and milill countenance. Display no an- ger and harbor no vindicative spirit. No I school will honor and love a Teacher, un ! lens he shows in his manner toward them and in his solicitude for their welfarcjheir happiness, that he take an interest in ul relating to them. 1 once knew a Teacher who would not speak to a pupil, even a young inan.ot. the 01J v a W weatncr-Ueaten street; and went so far as to SHv,he did not '"n, well known in Baltimore as an thank any of his schollars to speak to him "'veterate joker, who never let any one out of school." No wonder he was uui- H 10 the 1"Jwyrd ' ''' He A" versally unpopular. Parents will not res- th,:r,I"jrc a slutlcrer "f l tirsl pect a teacher who does not pav respect v.stted the menagerie. As l.e en- to their children. No general rules for the ! lere(J lho sh"w"'" " -tirring up the conduct and management of a school can ; H'It,?y. and to-...enting the lion, giving e be given. There is one command howev- j la,)orte dripiinns of the various pro cr that will answer every purpose and that P1""1'" neural peculiarities of each is nrW I aml alL .tni ' I I' l.i w You should always request a minil to do a thin? and not order it. You will be o- beytd with much more alacrity. Man - kind generally would rather obey a request than a command. No printed regulations are nocessary in school. No whip is in- dispcnsihlo. It requires only care, vigil a nee and kindness, 5J- Fte ciieful, and don't go near tho words for some tune yet the trees are beginning tu shoot fjr- A friend observes that he always looks under the marriage; head for the nvtws of the weak. (t!j-When brokers are short-neckad men,'aeis must necessarilv be low. From the ISVw York Ej;press, May 5. ,11 oat Lxtiaordinary Cac. A most infainmH Bttempt was made yesterday to destray the lives ol Thcs. Warner, Kq., and his I unity, lh.it liu-i ever been know n in thiscny. The means aitiited .v.n by what is familiarly known iu the Old Woild by the name i r an "in ternal machine " It appears th.it on Thursday niuht between tl and 10 o'clock, during Mr. War ner's absence (roui the city a box was lelt at the door id Iu. house, la City Hall Place, having on It. written in a bold business like hand, though evidently, disunited, "Thomas Wainer. Esq., 18 City Hall Mare confidential." Mr. W. did not return ontd jr..ien!ay, aiid when he went home was told of tlie In X having been left there, und il lornud the ibtjj'jct of conviMsJtiiin at d.iiner, and while tin fat.vly wete engaged eating their din ner, the hoy was hruuijhtdown into the base ment, and Mr. W found that it was wrapped up in a new- uper i t' March lS'l'J. Mi. Warner h.td previously pwii directions to his son loopen the no and see what it contained, but his vis. pi-chilis Dtini; I'Xi'ited, he proceeded to do it him sel!', and slowly diew the sliding lid about hall wnv wlii-ii he vnv a blue and jellow flame arise lri.ni it, and Willi the utmost presence of mind, he tpnckly called to his wile and son to leave the room, and ran out himself. Immedietely after wards an explosion look plare w hich shook the whole building, and the report wr heard 3 long distance fn'm the boils'". Returning to the room he found that the explosion had p.irlly blown down the partition wall, shattered one of the doors into pieces, and partly broken another door. The lower sashus of both windows were entirely blown out, and tho class broken into small fragments, and the crockery on the fahle broken Into piece. One of the pictures han gini; on in ihe room, appears to have been per- foiattu Dy to balls. The fragments of the box show that it was rnadu of rnaliozanv, about half; ... ,, , . . . ., , , ., . , , Well, what la it ! asked the man with an inch thick with a sliding cover. 1 .. , ,j , , i increasing astonishment. Th-th.that, la 1 he Citv I!ep( rter of the Glooo, adds the fed- lowin? par-icnlais:- j dies and gentlemen,' said Nat, gesticula- The imx wn.- d.livirod to the servant ejrl, i ting like the showman, is a wh-wh-whim-about 10 o'clock on Tursday eveninu, and, iu the , hamper !' absence of i..-r tni..i4nd, .Mrs. Wainer, wuh the: ,A whimbimper ?' echoed the keeper.- coi id;:y iLiiuiai lo rirr sex, anem leu iu open m; hill a niece i.f t -.v i i if-. wlnVh hinilererl tlie liii from opening deM v.d Ur. and it was only on j the dir.ner-table of the farr.ilv, in the ba-erm nt ; of ihe r.uiidn i;, that Mr. Warner first ,mv the ! vilianinouf f .,ir ! -This occurred about S o'clock , r nuay ancrreion, anu it is ai'.r..' owm- io nis presence of mind, in warninir his family on the ir.siant, of the 'errijle danger thr.f aw a. ted them, they were enabh d to escape unhurt. The face of the rascal wno left it was painted black, md he evidently intended to difiruii-e himself so th:t he could not be easily identified, whxh he has unfortunately been enabled most effectually to do. Mr Warner offers a reward cf.YiO dollars for the arrest and cnnviction of the villian, and wi think the city authorities should increase Ibe sum tr a thoiiBirol. The bi x was evidently fait ricaled lor the pnrpotr to wnicti it h is been ap. 'iid, nnd pv. ry'h.r r In Ttla'ion to it bt tokens , the mm ui.prin.'ip isrn Th, r;. ,,.,, o! and heartless scoundrel- .--rd r if.er "n th lid, but a i co:);r,j ( f L'in, r,r, thi inside. w,.s -hareed with , i hose to give me the hu-hn-hundred d-d-a (jiiai.titv of iK-.,y cm, which opermini; on the 1 dollars . t'a. .-v nt .otneh iii a d 7-ri bunch-"., of locoloco mat:h. rnot ' mn-.d-'trlv fin-d -his infernal Ma- c nil.' , ron yi inira: in.; wit r. v rnn'frs 'f H.iZ ardV ti'-t r (V pi ''.", tre turn bnn i.hi ,!.' Uii'.d '.V.l'.i s.Oi, ai,u ii-l.S. 1 'lite S ho iv ma u Outwitted Tho tnetiiijicria was in town. A rare occurrence was an exhibition of the wild hcnslH liolis, tigers, polar bean and ich neumons in Halitinore, at the early days of which we are writing, yet they came oc casionally and this time were visited by ' ",s lim"'s a"u gentlemen, tins, I say, is the Afrik in Lion. A noble beast lie is, ! Indies and gentlemen, as is called the King of the forebt; I have often heard thai he makes nothing of devouring young creat ures of every description, when at home in the woods. (Jer'ing it is, that no other beast can whip him ?' 'M-m-mister V interrupted Wheat! y, 'd do y-you say he c-c-can't be wh-whipped?' I duz,' said the man of the Lions and tigers. Wh-what w-will you b-b-bct I c-cant f-f-fetch a critter what'U wh-whiphim ?' 'I aint a bettia' man at all. liut I don't object taking a bet to that effect.' 'I'll b-b-hetl c-can f-felch s-s-someihing that will wh-whip him. Wha-al s-say K- io a n-n-uunureu u-u-uonars;- X' ... ..... ...... .. . 1 1 . iii i i j i .i ii ..t now mere were several mercnauis in the crowd who knew Wheatly well, and were fullv convinced that if the bet was ' I.. I , ..(...:....:...- iv. i... i. .i made, he was sure of winning. So he had no ditficulty in finding 'backers,' one cf whom told him he would give him ten nal. Ions of rurn if he won. The menagerie man glanced al his lion. There he crouch ed in his cage, his shaggy mane bristling, and his tail sweeping, the very picture of grandeur and majesty. The bribe was tempting, and he felt assured. Certit.g, sir, ccrtii.g ; I have no object- . , , u i.i- . ions lv) old Hercules taking a bout with a- ny crctur you can fetch.' ' V-v-verv w-wull,' said Nat, 'it's a b-bet.' The money was planked up, and the next nioht was designated for the terrible i A- ' , , conflict. 1 he news was spread over lid- , I 1 union-, aim ui an eany nour ine noxca ui the spacious theatre were filled the pit being cleared for the affray. I 'I'bis uncommon and rate animal seems Expectation was on tip-toe, and it was ' J 1)0 ,f he ll0rse pecies or at least the . , . . a horse kind sctuis to be i's Drevailimr fi-n. with great impatience that the crowd a-; , ,, , . H"-iiiiig in. . .. , c vvu t ii ,;t"r - ,nurl,e" I'ands high, which waited the arrival of Wheatly. He at . wold be about the height of a middlu length entered, bearing a large bag or sack ! sized mig. It has the head, ears, eves on his shoulders, which as he let it fall on nostrils and neck of a horse, perfect -the the floor, was observed to contain some re- j shoulder bones project forward and risn hirrhpr th,in tho rmfan tkn . i markable hard and heavy substance. The keeper looked on with indignation. 'Where's your animal !' he inquired. Th-th-here,' said Nat, pointing with his mi(Ter at tne v That's certainly a new feature in zoology an(1 anatomy- A whimbimper ! Well, let him out, or clear the ring, or old Hercules may make a mouthful of both of you.' The keeper was excited. Accordingly Nat raised the bag, holding the appertur downward.and out rolled a huge snapping turtle, while the cheers and laughter of the audience made the arches rin". Th-th.there he is !' said Wheatly, as he tilted the whimbamper over with both hands, and set him on his legs. The snap per seemed unconscious of his peril. Wheatly was about leaving the ring, when the keeper swore that his lion should not j disgrace himself by fighting such a pitia ! bifi foe. V-very well,' s.d Nat, 'if y-ynu ch-eh- Hut it's unfair!' said the shovman. Tlie audience interposed and insisted l,r,on tnr 'I'hi're was no escape, and the show man reluctantly released the linn, making himself secure on the top of tho cage. The majestic bcust moved slowly around the ring, stiuliing and lashing, while every person held his breath in suspense. Li ons are pn ing beasts, and this one was not long in discovering the turtle, which lay on the Hour, a hugh inanimate mass. The lion soon brought his nose in closo proximity to it, which the turtle not li king, popped out hU head and rolled his eyes, while a sort of wheeje issued out of its savagerous mouth. The lion jumped back, turned, and made a spring at the tur tle, which was now fully prepared for his reception. As the lion landed on him, tho turtle fastened his terrific jaws on the lion's nostrils, rendering him powerless Udo I harm yet with activity of limb' he boun ded around the, circle, growle-.l, roared, and lashed himself, but the snapper hung on, seeming to enjoy the ride vastly. (I -go it, whimbamper 1' cried Wheatly from the boxes. The scene was rich. The showman was no less enraged than the lion. Draw ing a pistol, ho threatened Nat that if he didn't take his turtle off, he'd shoot him. 'I'a-ta-take him off yourself!' shouted Nat in reply. At this critical moment, by dint of losing a portion of his nose, the lion shook the j dangerou, foe frnin him, and clearing the space between him nud the cage with a bound, he slunk quietly in, to chew tho bitter cud of his defeat and pain. It was a fair fight, all declaring that tho 'whiinlmmber' was the victor. The next ; (av lNatcarried his Ulrlt, ' " to market und M))j So this valiant chamnion. f. . .,. C0MqiI,nng Ul(J kin. 0f beaais, servtd i i: uirfiv-j ,i limner lor uaiiunore emcurcs. r 1 3ir2-' - (-real .atma3 Cnrioiity. Most nf our re..d?rs have no doubt hoard it slated that Col. Fremont, in his late tour across ih Hnd;v Mountain, Captured a most extismditmiy animal, covered with fine, cinlev o.l.-ed . pearim; to partake of the Ho,e,'the iiutlalo. tho A'Uelope, 4.c. and for which nmuralistM aiu at a : 't,k ",,) il '"' This wonderful m imal, w- ' !','H'0' h"''" 'ie,",r, a "' '.v '' ' Barn-um, the Kentlfinmilv and ii,defaiKa. n, ,.. f,i. .... . me propuetor ot f lie American .Mum-iu;,, N. y(, i. i and is now beim; exhibited to adniiriin; iiu.ltitii lHJ in the Kastern slates. ' hetl.er .Mr. Rarnum can hi-indur--i , vn't V'"" w'h '" "' "'". ' know ,, '"""y "Cientiiic ami (Mi, is will ,, .,, ;, ,,., , ,. . ilouo: !.ee it Hon ul the. expense ol a t ip jo (.w , yorl;. We und it thuides: soribed iu ib Luteins ' lkmurrat : L T uc .uu'. ver) mu resembles the giraffe running in a straight. line iroui uie wuners to tlie root ol the tajl the foreparts beinsr much hiahor than the hind parts. It has a tail rosetnbling a rat's without hair, and terminnting with a sharp point. Its oolor is a dusky whito resembling a camel and the whole body, neck and head is covered with wool like '.he short thick wool of a I.i nib. The legs are very straight and composed of bone, sinew and skin very little flesh on them. It has the hoof of the horse, Col. Fremont represents this animal na I having been discovered in a mountainous country on the Siera Nevada and spec ulation as to what it is or what it camo from originally would seem to be of little avail. It has yet to have a name and the propability is that nature in one of her freaks has sent into the world an ani mal of the horse species but with such variations as to forge the original. Like tho tune of Yankee Doodle as thev now play it with the variations, which said variations have destroyed Yankee Doodle ! So with the horse the variations prevail to such an extent ns to counterfeit almost the orjinnl. The above rVscription we learn from a gflntleman of this place wliosaw the animal und it is onU-confirmatory of what w have hoard of it before. It has a tremend ous run of visitors, and as a matter of course the owner will grow very rich. tyyln Germnnlawn, the rtiebf mare is now termed a "noctural horse of the feminine gen. der " Maj Frrat. Ctr The F.mpernr of Brazil, early in March, :jave a pubile reception at his palact in RioJa aerio to 2000 Americas emigrants to Caljfurm i