r ,wtMde'aag&"a . - era..... . .- usytt.Tr- -T -r lir i volume IX, !Jcia'-'iLTi ,i ;uga. nppiw rn mn 11 rtviim.o.. umouur illti I'b.uULKAli uri'jjiis nr. i aui. a ohuhch, Main-st The COLUMBIA DEMOCRATwillbc pu,h.s,if.d every Saturday morning. Til l) DOLLARS n er annum luniubU ,1 ! . ul"l"'- v t i u v joiiar Fifty CtntsAf not void within the. ueai Vo subscription will be taken for a shorter rnod mail vix mont nx; nor anij discon tinunnre per mil ted, until all arrearages are. disidtarsnh JU'FltTISFML'XS not exceeding 3'liiare will be conspicuously insertcdal une uoiiar for the Jirst three insertions u l T leenfu-fioe cents for even snbse iueiit nsertion. IZfA liberal discouu milMe to those, who advertise by the year LKTTERS addressed on business, must be post paid. From the Sunday Tones. tale of Till': revolution. The Attempt to blow up the F.ogle 6 1 Gun Ship off" the battery in Xew l'uik in July, 1770. Howe in a frighl, starts uprifht, Awoke by such a clatter Rubbing both eyes, he loudly cries, For Hod's sake, what' the matter?' At hi bedside-, lie then espied Sir Erskine ateommand, Upon one fmit lie hail one boot, The other in his Irmd, Arise! arise'' Sir Erskne ciies: The iabclj more's the pity Without a boat, and all a float, Are ranged before the city.' (Tlopkin'a Caitle of the Kegs, in 777. Ill lIlO m'n(l, of Jl; ) IttO '$ 64 gun ship, braiing the ili of Admits Lord Howe, was lying in the haibour New York, below the city, about half waj down to Siaten Island. In the early par of the month a large fleet of vessels of wi and transports, with tron-is front Halifax and England direc arrived at Sandy Ilonk.j and landed (he army off Oravesend and op Siaten Islam!. It lus always secmpd un accountable why the two Howes did 10 attack ihe city at once on thtu- ariivnl, am take possession under the liuns til tliei elnppirg. I lie ainnrry oi me mnrm-ait w as f fit t ply too feeble to luve opposei' iIiimo wi ll any mi'ti r: ai.d by so dnintr. the I'-i ixh c.i)iio:in(l,ir wo-.t'il have, cirock a tin we hlotf at our ra-i-e. To show how tlrle.-s wt'ie Ui" A-li iriran batteries '.Kit X trai l of a lel'er Ir-nii ,ilini.''":i to Con gress Ja eil New r.rk, .1 i y 12 1770 is proof: 'The ilriij!'i f ibis s to i n for.. Congress that at atnitit half after llir-e r' flii k '.Iiih a'li -riV'i'ii. 'wu i.f l s-ne-t.ii:"-s!ii p ui war une off ri aiol nne u upun ;;.iih, ' :.it e tml.-rj. wrigi.eil hiii-Lui in i,e !i..y ci jiiiJl'.i- S ' n h 1 1 Iilai il, lirnl iivii- irg 'liniisi ins of a l.nk tii.il l.ivor li brci z'.. w i h a flown y title, rm .r' on luiteries up the N.in'i rivi-r wiil.inii rei tf Uk tiny I'crifiin tlamat'e thai I ("lild (i e i -reive out itht-tai dnii? a he;, vv and tni-is- kept i.p In.ui MM,.ijr"iiaik. Fi ar foi med no pari of his com- nn I a li I If W. l,i ii in t l.eir a ril -is Iroin lliai all'au'iii k Tliev mi it'eir pn returned att( i:,ii-itntiH ! ill,- fne ai i In-v rto bv. ' O Jiier.il t'viino'ii a' t'ns t ! was th'? ex ecnie com ii iin!iog o(Ti. er in New York. II I he nl qu.irti r eie in the house iiom orcujoeil hy Mr. Prime, at the comer nl IJriMilway , facing the B-iwiing Gieeti. He had lor d ime time reen devising t plan tn nes'iny a pn of tin mrn.of-war ir ilie harbor hv means of raf s and fire ship?. Thr Bri.ih nailnre, hov.ever, were lot arv 1 'car much ilamjir in t'lis way, am Old Pin's schemes wr nsels. A m,lllii 'he Coniiei in ol troops was ;n i.ffi'-er nl the it ioic ol U lhiinell, a man n i-i!iieiii.oi, i f niiiie hat ei ren ric lubi s ;m .' .(' a t-ry strong niechmic .1 torn I-1 in i". '. When at co'leg, in 1773, ('th' ,( . j' l i- cr-.d'.iali-iil) hi- Iim'I piepa'ed : j i i ,.f n s I'Miari-f! ex,i!.iv oi ict'int', en 11.,-p; of very myelins construction. 'J'hif cmfiti'.g ti mo ears of Putnam, he sent M-pt Burr tAaron Burr tvas nt thi- lime the aid de-rsrrp of Putnam) to Lush ne!, with an invitation to dine with him Af.er d.nncr Putnam iei.tioned to hi gueit iuj it uuJeratood ha had inven - hv worn upon 3ejiliairinLjL!l.l!lJji jjj . .... iu a machine for destroy lag ahips; by at tacking thorn under water, and aeked liim if such was the esse. Bunnell replied that he had the model of such a machine at his quarters and if the general desiisd he would send or it. An order was at once despatched to fetch it, and after an hour "pent in (he examination, Tuttum deelared with an oath, that' i! the mar hi tie could on- 'Thunder nd msilinspikes! who's got a iy be got into h I, it would blow up theichaw of tobacco? This old quid won't last It- v i I linimtlf anil be d d to hi in.'' l'ut nam had a very hd way ol swear- ng in those days. Uublmeil was immedniriy supplird wu he necessary funds, and tm id w(,ik on he torpedo. In the ronrse of ten day the mach'ns was completed. A condensed Jesrripiioti may not seem out of place, Outwardly it bore some appearance to e sea turtle. Ami what would be th kieud of such an animal, was opening sufli iemly large to hold a man; 1'iiis apart nen I was hi r (ignt, at the same time con aining air to support the operator for hall hi hour. At ill e bottom ami opposite the Hinrance, was lead for balla-i. The opera tor sl tipripht.and held an oar for rowing irward or backwatd, and was furnish u wnn a ruuuer lor steenn. Ar. aoerturi '.he bottom, with jis valve, ad'iiitted wa- cr for the purpose of descending, and Iw ass forcing pumps nerved to eject th water within when necessary for ascend- ltli Behind the submarine vessel was ? plain bove the rudder for carrying a large pow der magazine; this was made of two piece f oak timber, brge enough, when hol.ow out, to contain one hundred and fifty .i. nr ...i.i. .1... .... , ir firing it, and was secured in us pui.e bt screw turned by the operator. Within the magazine was an apa?alui- onstrutted to run any proposed period un ler twelve hours when it had run out u im it unpininned a strong lock resemhliiu i gun lock, which gave fire lo the powdn Co the cunt'iis in such ina't' is for ftil description of Aishnell's machine, we refe- t'lem lo 'Howe's Memoirs of Eminent A meriean Mechanics Unfotiunaivlv. this well ir anaaed schemt foled through the simplest retson in thi .vorld, and that was, the want of a quid o iobarro! You shall hear. A brother ol Captain Bushnell, whose mind was s in jcdhiih as that of the inventor, was fixet irion lo go down in the inarMne; hot In v s tnken sick the day brfore t'ne aitenip1 vih to i m:ide, and die trouble nr. w .-. find a substitute. At lengih a ferj:ean! 'i .i (.' miiii 1 1 1-ti t ieii!ietit Iroin New Lon don. v.iiiti'eereJ in the service. The nidi's ?nme was Ahjah Shipman. i-Mi.-r known among his roona'les as 'IjOiij; 15 e ' He was an Bmihiliinus kind ol . I ow hail been in early lif a sailor, en j li-d in carrying 'sinrk' or horsrs to 'th- eM Indies and was what would be term d a 'queer fish.' He mood six ftiet two inches and full of dry wit or humor in hie .rsl I 01. anu ins cniei lailllS nr miner ion iiong a likit-g for S. Croix rum and tobac n. Bie was ttken by General Putnam mil Bushnell to inspect the machine. Aftei a full inspection the only remark he madf was thif-: It's all right I guess! Eut I tel ye what Gin'rnl if that 'eie thing is to be my colTin hit hitch-there'll be some trouble to gtt an ml on resurrection uiornin. Yes replied Putnam, but sergeant, yne an send the Eagle up first, lo clear th. vay, you know.' Before daylight on a morning in July, hn sergeant waj put nn board the torpeih hi the North River side, preparatory to be ng pulled off into the stream, from whence ie was lo drop down wnh the trie and gei Hitler lb bottom of the Pgle. Putnami liiiahncll. Wentral Heath, Colonel Knowl'j oin, Bjrr and a large number of nicer 3r companied h'm lo the shor". The under aki iT was cx'.ietntlv liazardo-u and rrquir- ml rreai ski! iu the management oi trie nia-i , , ..i :hiua. If the eurgeant could nnos strike: -.he sliip, and attach the magazine lo any ,iorlion to lur bottom, her destruction was lUCvi.aV.e, beyond doubl. But lo do this th Alter f Owl, eternal hostility to every H. WEBB, EDITOR liLOOxMHHUUG, COLUMBIA COLKTY, PA. SATURDAY. MA1ICI1 11, 184X. - great skill caution and judgment wae Deed ed. Every thing was now ready ' Bigt had got aboard his 'tarnal mud tuikle,' n he styled the mschine and was about to en'er the aperture to screw himself in the air light room or hole when of a suddau he run up and exclaimed - Jno how aud hn threw it away, A general lauirh took ulace at t ho oJdnv of the sergeant's appeal, at such a juncture when Ihe serious attention of all was riveted upon the machine and its operator, about to lepart on so dangerous service. Inquiries passed round for tobacco, but no' even a hi f pigtail could be raiseif' among the group Daybreak loo was not for eff and it was ne- essary that' Bige should move immediile 'XV. sergeant, you see how it is said Pui nam if a c.xiiiiiaiiial officers are too poo ven to ratio a tobacco plug. Push off, m fine fallow, and lomoirow some of the Southern officers siisll supply you with keg of old Firginia:' Too bad!' answered' Bie despondingly but mind Gin'ral, if the old lurkle doesn. lo her duty, it's all on accounl of my going o sea without tobacco tnicd I te'l ye The machine was towed into the stream ast off and, Bige and his eliinal mud lur tie disappeared under water. For the pace of an hour and more did ihe officers wait upon the exireme point ol the Battery xpecting momentarily to see the Eagle as end inlo the air. When day broke, sus pence gave away to fear. Nothing was lo ,rWLHClkfl,'fl?l!Ja 8llJ lite officers be smocg the 'missing' at Ihe next call ol Ii ' gimenta! muster roll. Puinant had beer, f xemining the vicinity f the Eagle with his glans, when he aud eiily exclaimed 'There he it!' Sun nough, the lop of the machine was seen merging (rom the biy n little to the left ol lie Eacle. It was ohsmed from the ship's eck, for a volley uf musqtieiry was tired nto n, and 'down btlow' poped the lurkle, Bige evidently not liking this spe.-ics of re- . CP . L . i! 'gninon. liarges were now sent on me .bore to nick tin tin, and ihe Eiir'e was observed to be gxUing under way in rcat haste. The sergeant was taken up iear Governor's island. after having cast off us machine, which being set lo run about an hour exploding with tremendous force, throwing up th water in every direction The Eagle up asdior followed by the Asia Chatham and several other nien-nf-wr;;infi such a rapid 'giuen down New York bay' was i evi r seen before nor sinre. Lord Howe thought a 'young hall' had iroken loose tinder charge of the Yankees, i.id it is t fact no Ists strange than true.iliBt mlil the morning of the battle of Long is land, not an English vessel vsntured f:no Staten island tip ihe bay. Bige, on land- iug. gave ihe following account of his peril ous journey under water. Jisl as I iid, Gin'ral it ill failed for want of a chaw.' You see I'm nan-one without tobacoo. 1 got tintlet the Eagle's boitom, but some how the screw stinrli tl. iron bar that pasei from the rudder pintle and it wriutdri'i hn'd en no how I could fix it. Jist then I let go ihe oar to feel for a .-haw to aid my nerves, and had rot any. The cussed tide swept" me nndcr her rnun-it-r, and away 1 slip' top n' watfr. I could tot gel bsrA- so I pulietl Hie lock and let the infernal critter slide. It raed h--l!,didri'i i,? say can't you raise a chaw among you no'' Thus ended Bu-hnell's faiinus torpedo -c'icme. Bushnell died in Georgia, ii 1820. jig: died nRHr N"f London nbnnt twen ty years go. avowing to the last thai Ad miral Lou) Howe owed his earldom, whirl he won by his famone victory over the ! rench nn the 1st ol June, 1714, solelv to old Put's no fjinishioo him, tP je wi'h niti.l nf loliMrf.i lArlien hn U'Plit rtoU'n in tlif. . , 'eternal mud tinkle. In .torch, 1615, tli'.-r wrro in N Yori 935 Sniiii.s, ami 3S2 Jolinl Smiths. farm, of Tyranny over the Mini of Man." Thomas Jeminwn AND PROPRIETOR. - , JUSTICE NAPOLEON BONAP KAHTSPRIGGINS- WITH SOME ACCOUNTOF HISFIRSTCOCBT Undsrihelsw election of Florida. which confeig on ihe Sovereign People! 'Divil a bit, saving yotir worship' he rig.ht cf eh f ing Uieir own mani ifnliv:!ul who gloried he name of Napoleon Bonsparie Surig liins bed obtained hn commission, hi determined honestly ami rithily lo nei lorm all Ihe duties of Ihe o flier, anil en piy the iligntties, f molumcnts, & perqiji ittes thereof. II -a hvni? nr' s boanl r i scrawled in chalk, the following words, town; wpolettn bonnparte $prigzint, E Quire "in js of the pVLtiS. I hen he appointed his own constable,! nd ps'IkI a Conn, He received fiom his predecessors, erlain documents, folded in legal forn on which leg ii acuou hail commenced ,ind which under the law, our new j'is ice was called on lo pet fed. The Coutt House was a certain grog tjery, grocery, or eonfectienary, as tin case may be, al Ihe Cross Koa-ls, ol - i w in r O I 11113 VI W,3 llUd'ii UJI which Justice Napoleon lionapart Sofia 1 . 1 ' " inai was trie owner and occupant. M Constable,' said the justice la t . . ' he aide ol his door, on winch wPody and H' Amy m i a tieulir.whti a lung his seat beside 8 large box. wliir.rr,7 im"l"ulV' 8I " ',n" ia treq'ieni- vas turned up lo answer the purpose ol i table anil ass'iinins a d'S'oiiy herom ng his station. ';!', Constable,' sii ir, 'Una ere court now set, and already for busincs, let sny one whal wan's j is ice and ihe lor, cum in. You Divi .'Ulel lei hIoiib thai ere wiskey b in I were nol now a 4 lectioneeri ig! hi- ire is a Court, and we II have no drink og in court, except as to those who pa lo A'n. Th Crgt dug Te Pnllilo i. .iho K.ucn lolv Roach o mi i- o Court!' bswel thu cons. able. Dm answer pleaso o u honor. 'Call S.iell.' 'Snnn Soell Simon Snell con nto court, I) ju t snswer, please you' a VOI SlH). 'Gone to T-1 is, cried some of O iv sUtideis.' 0 me lo 'IVxis in contempt "T 'b f Court, I order him to hn laken t. jnl, foilhwiih, Me Cunsiable. Sjch i he 1or.' 'The Siate varsus Teddy O'Reilly. 1 r. Coostabli ? 'I,i the s'mvrns before the door, youi lonor he's a'ways nn hand. 'Then call lb" Sltte.' 'Well I rechoh as how it'il troubl' you a leetle.'saiil a oysiandr, 'to biin ho state into these .Lggiml' AH ihe same; Mf. Constable, Ih pirnts must be c I ' I Tn' the lir.' 'I ha Slate ol Honda, cotni 1 n i cotnl, cned the officer, 'Don't answe vour Honor.' Well, liiis a serious inatter,Mr.Con. stable! Chargrl wtili mi o tth, mninb'e'i the dianiiy, cas'tng his eye on the wi, rant 'John Smith, allray, rio'otu ron iuTt, hinaniy. Who the thunder is Hi Amy. Mr. Consiaoli ?' Cant say, your honor.' 'Ca'l her into conn.' 'g Amy. 11 ig .my.'cnnie into conn' l).nl answer. But here's Tutldy 0' Rielly.' Il -ie Taddy O'R-illy.a linle ehufly, cd fjced rr. in, approaclK-s the d'nila- y at the box. VVII, Teddy. .b-tnindd! the Jo ire, with an awlul frown, '.hat is ih: ffur between ou and B g Aoav! Z) vil of s bit, your worship's hon ir! h the good woman who owns nv ;an tes ily, your honoi. So there is a woman in the au-iii! ind where is she Mr. Teddy O'Reilly.'" 'The Lord know' your worsmp Uonor, unless she he in "he dear Cily o Cork where I left her som nine year- ast .lchip'oian. with Hie cliilderi, lh litil- U'RiMliys.' Jit' Hii; Amy, with whom it aerm fnu Iuj a spiee the other day wheie'- il fl.im, your worship, ofnb'il spat efn, y..hn Smith If I could only Re hould of him wiih a drap of Ihe shilla ah, ssvirg y on t honors livirenee, I d 'nth? lilrn to take away an honest man r 'hine'er. Mv the (Irnl hti'n hitn!' Wnere's John Smith. Mr. Consta ble?' Which one vcorhoror?' hy Ih3 one thnt cio tell all abou thia affair with the Big Amy.' - i jCsn'l find my such one; nobody, AN ASTONISHING CASE Rnovvs nothing sboui her.' Ihnis a very mys'erioiis siTaiHTt'i.uVtUl. iT' ly O'Reilly, we shall luve lo send you Is. to j'i'.' Ii" J - .r'i'arence, unless lliey k--ep good wi? in ey there.' Some one observed that the prisoner -ould give security for his appearance. - l ' Ves, that is Ihe lor,' siid thf i tstice '' u now, leddy (J Keilly, we or 'er thai you give bod lo kep th i eaee for ihe next year sainst evni . rr be I And now, Mr. Const ib!es, you may .VlfJ - oklams ihat the court ia r z. 'lunilemen, w ie i getting, dry,let'f 'cker. Ihe people have made a iAis I if, and I'm detfimined to give 'eo ih j'"r. D siniss the com !' Foridu Slar. THE MO.Vl ilS. The following condensed account of Uickens humorous descriplion of th wiilve monihs or Ihe year, under the hvneter of Ihe 7welve D,ujhieis ft ' " he anung lo ms.iy of ourresders: I'h. Itr.l i. nnl J I 1. .... " "c .', "u uoreieniiog ,,er M''.me muuij-Tut second is I ...... I . L I -v wo'l", "1,n J -nuiry, and always as out. tur name as reoruury. lne r f . - third in spiteful in disposition, bo'ster- jus in temper, and pass onat in the px ri'ne. Her nam a is Murch. The oui th ii a capricious and vvavwirl a .... r ... -ii .. ... hi iiiiuiih, iiimy bi iun v w til armies i . ii , ion hton!e;l in ir II. r . rn . April. The fifth is a bright end laugh, nig virgin, whose hojset of mirth aie cliloui invaded, and whose pleasure is the rul'ivstion of sivcot flwei.a H,V :ui anil on., ,-, a.it. i...i'.'l To nilJJ iove, where s'ue reads or meditates all ir leisure. Her name is une. Th ijventh is hot, fisiy, and vulup'uous, et king in vsin to q lench her thirsl ol jj'essura. Her name in July Tin ight is a maiden, whose looks bespeak hat meliownpsj which is lo be fount ti the fiuiis lhal hang over her boweis. j r in ihe harvet, Ihe gathering ni vhich she loves to aiipermlend, II -i nine is August. Trie ninth is stain natronly in depoitment, comb ning Hi - --- - - " ...-. ., 7 P rimaios of th" passions of you'h wm he d scretion and re's-rva ol ma'ur. r f, . . ... 'P. yers. tic: nsm is atpiemuvr. i n enih is uncertain sod mysterious in h' I 'ooducl; at one moment apoi tive stm jay, ai another dumal sr.d fiowning tier name ia Octnber. The eleventh s inhospitable anJ cheprle-s, frigid ami rulii in her msonera, fe.'. II r name i? November. The twsifih is a miserable nd shriveled creature, dtessed in fur and slipping at eveiy step. Her nam s Dec tiller EVERY TUi? ON ITS OWN DOT TO.'.' Yes, we ssv, 'every lub on is own TViom.'whicri, being init-ipetred, man- e h, let every mm s'and on his own n-riis. Il atubbeleaky.it will soon !oos-i i' own C"!)tenl; and if a mm b--vil disposed, he will sorn bankrupt us reinitation and tun lo waits, unle- . 1 . !.:-- r. :..i. .. ,e h-ive a pien'y oi rmnu or inmiiu faster over hie leaky characier, I- (hislrcc ci uu'ry every mm muii statm non his own men's, except Lie rich ihev are provided for, and are proof a ainst evf.ry accuser, except coi iciency Hie poor in'isi s'snd on their own mr- sud il is best slwiys to hive ihost i f a !ood ord-r. ? honest, industii-1 O'js, tnielligant, kind and huaib'e, em: you will feel decidedly ncher than a'i ne dihnn8t, niOoten', ignorm , tyrsn Cil nitlltonaiies in Chi tsttnilom put to nther. 'ai'very lub on iisown bottom.' If you haven't not a decent reputation I s your own iiul', not your la'nei e, an. voti had better set about it and rarn one and not liy lo boirow il. Borrower repuia'ion.1 are uncomfoi table things and like the interest on botrovveU capi A, Irel one'e g zziid amazmg. L'k- sorrowed clo h-H, they don't set easy, are always chafing, and when you wan them most the owners ere apt to call loi them. A boiiowi'd reiiu'aiiun may ap ,tnt well in the lead-Mi eye of th" gs Zmg Wol Id, t.nt ihf i(-'"-'''io'C rye ol 1 1 y our own ti'-iii I w oil pn ret u "hrini'.i. and through .it Ihe first glai.cr, and f ill die il into slio; j',ring. ii i iji Viuuhir 47, Tl.e New Yurk Gloh. r-l,. M. O.i Monday afternoon, as a dreve of cattle. vas passing up lijwery, a Bull- lure r jumped lrom ihe lop of a aUgrj ii whicn he was chained, in front ol ihe Theater, broke his chain in the fall to the ground, dished into ihe h-rd.si d s' izetl s y oung steer by the nase. Tim affiignud bullrck, martin wnh piin, want off at full apeed up ti e Bowen, .viih the doa clioainiz to his nose, ami ill the lime swinging ituv tha ground. i ne aieer would slop occassiooally, ami ndearor to rid himsuH'of the ugly jew- I'll U!j ...mil 1... .J..U. . oin iiiuu mj iistiiiii ; on g iroued, andngaiuat the walls, the posi.. ind ihn trees, in his course, but still thu inienified dog held his grip, and would ;ioi he ahahen off, t or beaien off. The bullock kept on straight t;p ins B.iwery vi'h his bead and tail high above the a!- Miude of the hradj and tails t f'the coin oion herd,' umil he was aneMed at Vauxhall Gardeo by some men, who ihounht he had carried thi i ike w should eay, the dog far enough, ami who set abjut liberjting thti poor bunat from the inispry he Mf ne i o be in, when, their u I r; asionuhmenVhey cei Uined Inat he dog toi.' deodl Thu bullock, in his trciridous tUris lo knock him ofl, had beaien ILe bieilli out of him, and though it is nol Jcnowu at what paiticular place Ilia dog r.i.gu erl his spirit,' yel it is certain ilm did not relinquish the ho'd Ii- firsl look in noni oi mo i neatre, pyen alter hu i i . . "i1'. - "! ceased o txts .bji Uotii to the nosj . . . . ." h it, i i uic iwsj oi uie tuer, a iilele's ma-s f hmes an. I mtiscl", uutil he wu tikcu off s afore' titid. We do not believe, loai a pnallel caie can Le found i i the who'e hisio y liTei ll y o I the S.x'h Vard, who has in or j than once refuted twi htimlreil loilais for him Hi was a p or .in. dog, and trained i tih'ii g in 'the ling. What a varying thing is tkj atresia if lif t flow it sparkle and glitter I How it bounds a'ong iti pebbly bed, simeiimc in ahtioshine, a jmetimos in haft-. sotnetims sporting round all flings, us if jis cuence were merriment and brightness; sometinn a flowing ail suinly on, hs if il were dtnved front Lei ho itself. Now it tuns like a liquid d amotul along the meadow; now it plunges in fu ne and fuiy over the rock: now il is clear and Inn pi ml as youirv nd ionncenci Cam make ii; now il is wavy and luibid, with the vsryinn s raiii-t of tlioughl and memory that bi o vei fl nving into il, each bringing it owar da the end. I' voice loo; varies a it gocti;i'ow il saig-t lightly us it lances on; now it rosea amidst f.l. a ! i '. midst the obstacles that oppose its way; nd now it has no tune but the dull unrmrr of exhausted energy Such is the stream of life! yel perhaps lew ol us would wih to change our portion of it for ihe ii!in regularity of a canal even if oim eould he einsinioted without locks and flood g iKa upon it to hold in the pentup wa lera ol the heart till they are ready ioj hu:st through the banks; A SMART BOY. 'Nov C.iildien,' said a schoo'-masier, 'remeinher what I ba'e told you. All the mieeiy that afflicts the world, arose frum the fact that Eve aole an spple and divided u with Ada.' Gosh' t-xclairoed a tow-headed urchin, whai a pity L hadn't been our Sl. She's iiir-h a stingy critter, that whenever sho neals sn apple the esta ihe w hole o'nt her self. We overhead ihe following di finition ii Tottenham Court Rord The author of it vas a cabman. 'I say Bill, look al that 'ereihtn'un. I'm blow'J if heisn'iia raining lo go down as gas pipe. OFNOUSE TO THE OWNER. We read in the Fi end) paper that tho Emperoi Nicholas has mide a present he Prince Buiturs of a chnrch at Venice. Ve suppose His imperial Maje-iy gave a way that which he knew he had ihe least occasion for. A FATHER'S FEELING. T!:e I hjin 9 hia ronn rising for se-.eraT avs cast. VV e am sure it must be in iti-' iiigr.aiiitn Bg iinsi Lord Eileuborouh'a ap poiuitUL'ni First Lord of the Admiralty