The Columbia Democrat. (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1837-1850, August 16, 1845, Image 1
- - "" i i '- . '-t.: J.L-.1 a.j "jjx"j i 1 j xi-UK1.';1 u. :.'L- 1 ..: ..: I liave sworn upon the Alter of God, eternal hostility to every form of Tyranny over the Blind of Man." Thomas Julhirnon II. WEBB, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR. Volume IX. HI.OOMSIIUUU, COLU9IUIA CObXTY, IA. SATURDAY, AUGUST 10, 18.15. .'Yuiiibci 17 1 OFFICE OF TUK DEMOCRAT. orrosiTE fer. Tail's Cuvkch, Main-si 77ie COrUMUUl DEMOCRAT trill be published evert Saturday morning, al i n U Ul)Li1l(!i per annum payanie half yearly in advance, or Two Dollar Fifty Cents,if not paid within the year. No subscription will betaken for a shorter period than nix months; nor any discon tinuance pcrmitted,until all arrearages are discharged. JtDVERTl SEMENS not exceeding a square will lie conspicuously inserted at One Dollar Jor the Jirst tlirtexnscrnom und Twentu-fiue cents for event subse quenl nser'tion. ICT". liberal discoun made to those, who advertise by the year LETTERS addressed on business, must be post paid. THE G . ill L A. XI) With mvutnl fluwert enrieh'd, From varkus gardens cidl'd with cure. FOR THE COLUKBIV DEUiiCIUT. .Tim Girts of Illoomsbiirg. They are sweet sb b hillock All covered wilh roses, Where ihe humming biril sports. And (he sky lark reposes, Where the mild breathing zephyr, Would linger wilh pleasure, But cannot, and sighs That he is not al leisure. The glance of their eyes, Though sportive nd tender, Makes bold hearted youths, At descretion surrender, Who, castiug their arms, Not indeed al ilieir feet, Dul around their fair necks, Think captivity sweet. Ai the dove, they are harmless, Devoted, and true, As the humming-bird, beautiful Bathing in dew. To bless and he blest To be generous, and kind. To love, and be loved, They weie surely des:gned. X. THE P E 0 p L E'S A N T II E M BY MCOLL. Lord, from thy blessed ihrone, In sorrow look down upon! God save the poor! Teach Ihein true liberty. Make them from tyrants free! Lot their homes happy be! God save the poor The arms of wicked men Do thou with might restrain; God save the poor! Raise thou their low line's; Succor thou ilieir distress Thou whom the meanest bless! God save the poor.' Give them staunch honesty; Lei their pride manly be; God save the poor! (Help them to hold the right, Give iheaj both iruth and might, Lord of all Truth and Light! God save the pooi! 6IN THE CAUSE OF FEAR. Tell me, my soul, 0 tell me why The faltering tongue, the broken. sigh? Why is my cheek bedewed with tears, And whence arise my coward fears? Whence conscious guilt arrests.lhe mind. Avenging furies stalk behind; And sickly fancy intervenes, To dress the visionary scenes. Jesus! to thee I flee for aid, Propitious Sun, dispel the shade; All the-aale family of fear Wd.uU vr.ih were my Sayioui here! OF MARVEL DEACON I he Deacon was a man who never did any thing by halves, whs nevei made iwo bites of a t herry, is his family Ins lory will show. Acting on the spnr of those new feeling? which had sprung up in his bosom, he went resolutely forward in his purpose dec orating the village green with 'an elegant uieetin' us,' and by a singular coincidence ihe corner stone of that edifice was laid on the very day which mado him the father of two lusty boys, The foundation of ihe church being laid under such auspicious circumstances, and with such omens of fertility and speedy in rease, the work went on wilh greal vigoi ind h gh hopei A spacious frame work was erectea on its foundation, run fed. hingled, clapboarded and painted wilh sur pnsing expedition. I tie inside of the hutch was nol so speedily completed, and in consequence of some unavoidable drlay, it was determined to open the 'Church' for worship tit once, but to postpone the formal ledication till the whole of the work was ompleted. Accordingly, ag soon as the lower floor was laid, and the pews and pulpit erected, Ithough scarcely anything had been done 10 the 'gallery,' public worship was had in die new house-. A few loose planks were irrangcd in the gallery to accomodate .the singers, and Hie crowd of urchins that al ways swarm around the highest sc.is in our synagogues. I o keep these in order, well ,88 to lead the music, ('lor he was both ly thing nun and chorister,) the Deacon took his seat also in the gallery Alas! he little foresaw the catastropy that i waived him, but in happy security joined in Ihe psalmody, pouring forth a cataract ct melody ,and making the ears of the audienci n tingle wilh the rich nassal twang of lii- stentorian voice. I he psalms were sung., ihe prayers were prayed, and the cho sen chapter of Holy Writ hid been read, when the venerable Elder Mack ios in the pulpit and annotir.eed the text. A that unlucky moment, the Deacon's alien lion was caught by the grimaces of a younj; rogue who was 'taking oh"' the Ainisier, sui rounded by a half a dozen oihers read to plit with surpressed laughter. The pectucle was intolerable. The sight no longer Blount could beat! Hy heavens and ill its saints I swear, I'll hit his head a knock!' The angry Deacon sprang furiously for ward to visil the pate of the offending tir- hin with an admonitory rap, trod thought ly, but wilh all his weight, on the unsup ported end of an unfastened board, and in moment, he found himself making a fly iug leap into the midst of the congregation below. lie landed most gracefully astride ihe neck and shoulder of a corpulent old auy, who shrunk under the tremendous hock ofhisdescont into the bottom of ihe pew, kicking and screaming 'like a shoi leer or hurt duck The Minister parsed m the midst o! his text, and the whole ongregation arose as though they were a bout singing U,e doxulogy, and every head was turned towards the pew in which th dying Deacon and the fat woman had mysteriously disappeared. For a niomen1 not a sound was heard Nat a drum was heard nor a funeral noie! hut all was appallingly still, so that Elder Mack began to fear thai it was all over with boih Beacon Marvel and Mc, Broadeis But sounds soon broke upon the stillness ol die people sounds which indicated that desperate struggle was in progress, attended wilh no hide wrath, pain"affright and con fusion. The Deacon had neatly stunned Mrs. B; by his fall, while in her turn nl most annihilated htm by the manner in which she diagged him down with her! mil crushed his infoitunato leg beneath her mountainous weight. Rustling and strug gling, groaning, kicking and something that sounded awfully like cursing, rose in hor- jrid dicoids from the invisible pair, and at A PASSAGE IX THE last just in time lo prevent a general rush ol the people to the pew, Die lantern jaws oflhu Deacon, appeared abova the rai', iook as reu nnu uery as tnougii ins pniz actually was a lantern with a dozen lamps burning within, followed by the broad, Diowsy indignant lace ol the unhappy vie- urn oi ins assuit, more red ti possible win nis, loosing una me urn moon inroogn evening mis:, two together presenting in lonjuction a spectacle beyond discription ludicrous and excraoidinary. The Deacon limped back to the gallery imazingly crest fallen, while Mrs. Dioaders with a vain endeavor lo restore her crushed bonnet and rum riled ruff to decent and christian trim, hobbled out of chuuh and did not again make her appcurai te fur six mouth. Five minutes, however, sufficed to reas ure and compose the sturdy Deacon, su ihat he seated himself on the cross beam of the gallery, with his feet dangling over ihe broad aisle, and began to meditate on the 'pecial providence,' as lie consider. 'i! the affray fioin which he had just esca ped. Alas! for our hero! he would have been wise man, had he gone hoina like tin lady upon whom ha alighted so uncerimon iously. Silence having been lentored lo the con regatioii, lMiler Alack recommenced hit- liscourse. Like most of the old Cushioned preachers, his method of aunalizing and rranging his sermon, was lo divide jllicm into eight or ten heads, each head leiii(! subdivided into three or four mote head, hus resembling some of the strange mon-.- teig, with their heads and horns, seen In Si. John in Ihe Apocalipse. li fact tin preaciiiug oi one oi lMiicr njacK s (lis ourses was like the conflict between Her ules and the Hydra, in which one head ol the beast was hardly cut olT and disposed f btffore two others started up in iu place: The minister had now proceeded in umphantly through his 'seventhly!' for up wind of an hour had his guttural mono tony fallen like a genile opiate on thesensi of his hearers, and he w.s just ready to giapple with his 'eighthly,' when Ins atten tion was arrested by ihe head of Deacon Marvel, which had gradually swayed from perpendicularly, until his thin was now buried in the bosom of his vest, and hit) body seemed nodding to the cidunces of the speakers voice. I'he truth is, Deacon Marvel was asleep. Either ha had been kept awake by Ihi equalling babies, ihe night before or his recent fall had so stunned his I acuities as to make him lethatgic. Al every emphatic word as if ihe Dea con attending to the discnurse even when leeping, his head nodded, aid eveiy nod seemed to bring hi.n nearer the floor. The parson was dismayed, what should he do? Once already had (he Deacon flown from the gallery, and now it appeared he wa about lo repeat ihe experiment, and she, with no subjacent fat women lo break his fall! Suppressing a momentary rising of wrath and mollified vanity, Elder Mack resorted lo several ir.nocent artifices to roine and save the slumbering ssint. He 1 1 f ted up his voice like a trumpei,-no.l went his head. He lowered his tones of a gentle murmur tod, nod. IIo pounded the pulpit wilh iis Icnched fists, nod, nod, nod. I'he sweat furled on his brow and t ridded down hi tose in his excitement, and with his eye roll ing in a sort of phtenzy, he slammed down the big bible upon (he desk wilh i tremendous noise, nod, nod, as before. The audiencs were surprised and deli hi dJ with the unwonted energy of their old parson, ihey imagined he had received from on high a new and sudden inspiration, little l incying where he borrowed bis rdor.i And now, Elder Mack' growing desperate, began to hurl texts of Script uie at the head' of the sleeper. 'Il is high lime lo awake s'ver-r,' said one of the crossing gentry oul of sleep,' ctied he. But in vain, De.vjin LViidoo, to a frequent passer. con Marvel did not heed it. 'Wolo ihrm that are at ease in Zion,' he shouted. The deacon Rodded his assent. 'Awake, O sleeper and arise!' yelled tho rraddrned divine'. The only answer was another nod, am B m0bt threaicning lurch of the Dea con', whole body. Elder Mack coul stauiJ it nn longer but ettlled nut si ilio to of ,,8 voi(.ei .i),jaron Marvel! Deacon Mar vel! it is hard preaching lo a sleepy con grpgaiioii!' The Deacon's head flew U ,0 -M pafie , on(!e nj bef()rP he cou) command his tongue, he thundered back an..ui,or mc, jt a ,animl ,ht iarier listening to a sleepy sermon!' The effect ol this re Vn t was irresistible, and assembly broke out in a paroxysm of laughter. 'J.m -NuiiaujuB COUNSELS TO T.1E YOUNG. ueaoive to lorm your lives ution some certain principles, and lo regulate your ac lions by tixed rules. Alan was made lo be governed by reason, and nol by mere accident or caprice. It is important, there fore, thai you begin early lo consider and enquire, what is ihe proper course of hu mar, conduct, and to form some plan of your future lives. The want of uch con deration is manifest in the conduct of in til littideg, The are governed by the impula. of t)ie moment, reckless of ihe coii3equpnrt I'licv have fixed no steady aim, and havi ulopted no certti i principle of actioc. L v ng thus at random, it would be a miracle i ihey went unitornily right. In order to youi pursuiug aright path, you must know win is right, and lo acquire this knowledge, yti. miisl divest yourself of thoughtless giddi iiess, you must lake time for serious re flee lion. It will nol answer to adopt, withou consideration, the opinions of those win may he about, lor they may have soim sinister design in regard lo you, or thet 'nay themselves be misled by error or pre judice. Peisons already involved in die sipatinu, or entangled in crior, naturally design lo keen themselves in counlunanci ny tho number ol followers they can seduct into the path of vice. As reasonable crea tires, thcrtlore. indue lor vonrselve, vi;ii course is right and titling for you tr pursue. Exorcise your ow'n reason inde .lendantly and impartially, and give not u yourself 10 be governed by mere caprice A fashion, or by the opinions of others. A BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT, How few snems to have formed a con ccpiioii of the orignal dignity of their na Hire, or Ihe exalted design of their creatioi Regarding themselves only as creatures o1 iine, endowed merely with passions air intellectual (acuities, their projects, anne lid exp eolations are circumscribed to ill! uariow outline of human life. They forget hal instability and docay are written as will i sunbeam, upon all earthly objects thai his world, with all its pageanay and pomp. and power, is crumbling into dust tha' life scarcely deserves a single thourln excepting as it forms the intrudiietion lo Hiioiher, and thai he alone acts a prudent oi i rational part, who frames his plans wilh direct reference lo that future and endlese stale of being. Sin has so blinded the un deislanding, I nd debased the affection thai men never fail to invest some temporal gooi! with fancied perfection, and idly imagine ihat ihe at.aiuinenl of it would satisfy tin desires and rill ihe capacities ofan i minor i.il spirit! How Utile uo they know oi themselves' The soul is nol of the earth, tnd they will su i v o in vain to chain it to dust Though its native strength has been unpaired, and its purity tarnished and its lory changed.' it will nol always be a pri soner lu re. Send il forth, if you will, to range through tho whole material universe, mid 'ike the dove dismissed from the aik;n will return without finding a single place lo rest for it has no resting place but in lliei bosom of God. Fashionable Freak. A young mulallo girl who was in the service of a family visit inxr Can Mav.nn awav in romnsnv with a y0(ing ,na ;fher own roori who wa9 em ,0-e(. B, ne of )!ie boarding houses. ' !! . a -' 'f-eafe to bestow your ch'rity on poor 'I haten'l got any,' was the gentleman's rip, . 'Sir, 1 believe- you,' was the rcloit; and the gentleman was so struck wilh it, thai he turned back and gave hint sixpence. ANKCDOl'K. The folloivinn crt'iiiiixunce Inppen il in one of Ihe towns of Arkans.f. A nan hid been di inking until a lite hour it nighl before ho sluieJ for home. Honest folki had loot; been in bed, and he houses were alt shut and dark. Tin iquor he had taken was too much lo inn; he did not know were lo (o. lit it last slsgnered inio an empty wagoi hed, and fell upon the ground. Fr a long lime he lay in all Ihe unconcious 'less of drunken sleep, and would un loublmlly have lrozn, (for Ihe snow on the trouml showed Ihe nieht to be very old,) had nol others less insensible than himself been around him. This shed was a favonla rendezvous for the liogx which ware out when Ihe new come irrived, but soon relumed lo their bed. n Ihe utmost kindness, and with ;h rues! hospitality, Ihev cave their bipec companion the middle of the bed; sonn lying, on either tide of him, and other ictinj the part ol a quill. Their warmth irovenied him Irom being injured by his exposure. Towards morning lie a- Weill P. nulling himtfulf oom fu i IdU le, ll llissful mgnorance of his whereabouts, te supposed himself enjoying Ihe ac- ommodattons of a tavern, in company wilh the 'ither gentlemen. He reached nit his hand, and catching hold of the till bristles of a hog, e xclatmeil; 'Why nisit r when did you shave last 'P Multitudes of young men are ruined by not having decision enough lo say xo. They meet with companions who iivue them lo step into an oyster saloon bowling alley or a bar-room; they ate pirlecily aware that they would not ke lo Have their parents sea them go ik I o these places; they are aware thai those who enlico litem are yet below themselves in moral ch inch r bnl they iave nol lii inn ess enough to say no When they allow themselves lo be led istiay once, ihcy will again 3nd iheii ihev must leiurn the compliment. Thif & the beginning of that couise whichMt to be passsd by without serious re- eads to (Winking; lo tavern suppeis; lo he tl eatre, to the house ol her vvhic.i is the way to hell; and then the ruin tin Jder ruin of the young man is airnos' nevilable. LOVE. 'Martha, docs thee love rm?' aktc Shaker youth of one al whose shrint us hem holiest uuuction Had Dcuti Hi red up 'Why, Seth,' answered she, 'wo an ommandeU lo love one another, are w ioi Ah! Maltha; hut docs thee regard no with thai Ictling the world calls ovc?' '1 hardly know what lo tell thee Seih. have greatly feared ihat my bead was in en 1114 one. I hare tiled lo bestow ny love on all; but 1 may have some times I bought, perhaps that thee w al iening rather more than thy share.' SC I E N Tl F 1 0 A LL Y 0 BSC U II E. The l,.te Dr. Wilson, senior Felloe ! Tiiniiy College, Dublin, though a Ve y giave man lumseil, was loud ol quiz zing and piuz'ing Ihe country folks who ame to inquiie alter their relatives and lends ci the college. One day, seeing man standing in the court, with a let - er in his hand, gaping and slating a- bou', and nol knowing where lo go, he walked up to him gravely, and inquired svlmt he wanted, Ihe man answered; 'Sir, can you tell me where 1 rna find lMr. Dehhunt?' 'Yes,' iaiii the Doctor; 'do you see lh building befoie you?' 'Yes.' 'Then ciucify ihis quidrangle, and take Ihe diameter of Ihe plol beyond ii enter the opening before you.anu ascem the ii'iieous graoes; then turn lo oui left, and you will find him either pen paiounding in his cubicle, dormitatin in his lectoi y,or periscopounting througl his fenestra.' The poor man, who understood noth mg of all this, and not remembering om word but ihe List, said: 'And pray, sir, what is the fenestra?' To winch the doctor replied; 'Ii is an oiifice in an edifice lo admii luminous particles.' 'Oh, thank you, said the poor tdlow and walked oil' more perplexed than be foie. 'To armt.! to aims!' oi U.o young lady. as ihe bracelet sail HAVING ONE'S OWN WAY, J2ND DOING AS ONE l'LEASES. Most people would be inclined to as-, sen, unthinkingly, that no dilTeretieo -xisted between 'having one's own! way,' and 'doing ai one pleases,' that in ihe two phrases there is a distinctioi) wilhouta dtlference yet Paultlingclear ly proves Ihe contrary, as the lollowing extract will show, to Ihe entire compre hension and perfect conviction, wo doubt nol, of every Benedict ihat shall read it; Well, but I suppose you have your jwn way jr all lliair 'Have my own way! what, d ye lake me for si ran get? Wasn't I born, no, riot borr, but raised in Old Kentuck ; and 1'ye think I wouldn't have my way ami my sat-, if an earthquake stood on one side of a flash of lightening on the other tnd crossed their arms right belore m is much as to say, stand where you are! Hut a man may have his own way, and yet somehow or other nol do jusl as ho pleases, after all.' I I ,.. ... .-..-'j- 'iVu? well then, I'll eplil the for you See here now, what 1 call having my iwn way is doing a thing in vpite of what other people may say or do to pre vent me; and what I call doing as I please, is lo have nobody to come about me and put on (heir wise airs, and tell me I'd better not, or 1 shall r-peni, or I'd wish some day or other I'd took heir advice; and worry and 1 ret a lei ei's soul into a knot hole, so that when he does lake his own way at lasl, ha wabbles about like a broad-horn in an eddy, instead of shooting righl (-trait a- head, like all nature, and alter all, as l said before, oas no pleasure in having his own way.' WILL YOU ANSWER? The following questions destuve an answer from the classes ol persons allu- ded lo below. They are of a character flection: What ake you doino? What aro you doing, young man, you are Jaesed -o neal and trim.? Y'our hands appear never lo have been soiled, and your bo som is without a speck or a wrinkle. You never woik, and have lime to de vote to any amusement. Did you ever ask yourself what would be ihe conse quences ofan idle lili? Do you wish us to tell you? Goto ihe slate-prison or t Ihe vvork-house, and see fnr yourself. You will come away a belter man, we'll e hound to say. And you, sir, what are you doing? You are often seen at the door of a grog ery. Know you not the thoughts of many who see you7 There is a young man making a fool of bJmse!f. Ilif diet k, his eye, his words, his geneial ippeaiance, indicalo it' Then vyhy not turn about and become a man re sprctcd? Just turn over a new leaf to day, and it will be the saving of you. I'etsist in your drinking and loafing pro pensities, and Ihey will lead you down, down, down to desliuclion. This you know or at lcat you ought lo know it, tor yo have examples enough before you to confirm the fact. What are you doing, you man, wilh a cigar in your mou'h and a whip in your 'land? Or. an excursion c f pleasure, hey You had better lake the money? you pay fo' hotse hir , and cancel your shoemaker's or youi ailoi ' bill. Your extravagant habits v i! i make a pauper if you, or something worse. Ueform to day. Throw away your cigar, and nde no more you at cable. What are you doing Miss Folly? No wonder you are considered a walking dry ood dealer's sign, with sucii an abundance f fine clothing on vour back, liul who ikes you the belter for ii? Would it not ie as well to keep at home, and learn to ew and knit, to sweep the floor and rinse ihe clothes, as to dash aboui ihe slides? 4sk your mother, and il she has common ense, fhe will tell you so, Y'our neigh bors will, we know. Who d.) von sup pose will be able to support you, if you con- inuc to cut such a figure? (Scarcely a man oi Christendom. He wise then: dress neat ly,, but not gaudily. Spend less time in ihe stieeis t ti n v on do in ihe kitchen, und y ou will never regret it. To all, we say. go stiaiuht forward in the pai h of dull turuinu neither to lint right nor ihe left, and y ..u will be such a person is high Heaven looks down upon wili u-probation. 1 v