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.. I have sworn upon the Altar of God, eternal hostility to every form of Tyranny over the Mind of Man.' Thomas Jo.TcrBon
H. WEBB, EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR.
Volume Till.
BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 23. 1844.
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POETRYo
The Den (I.
The dead arc evprywheic !
Thf! mountains Mile, thp plainjthc wand
profound;
All ihe wide earth- (lie ferlilc find the Mr.
Is oi.e vast l)iirinl ground!
Wiiliin ihe populous stiept,
In Military homes; in placps high,
In pleasuic dumps wheiepomp and luxury
meet,
Men bow ihein-'f I virs to die,
The old man at his door:
The nnwpanpd child in urimiritig its world
Ipss song:
The bondman and the frep, the rich, the
poor;
'All, all to death belong!
The sunlight gilds the walls
Of kingly sepulchres en wrought with
brass;
And the long shadow of rhe cypress falls
Athwart the common grass.
The living of gone times
Huilded their glorious pities by the sea.
And awful in their greatnps sat sublime,
As if no change could be.
There was the eloquent tnngup,
The poet's heart, the sage's soul was
there:
And loving women with their children
young.
The faithful and the fair:
They were, but they are not;
buns rose ami set, andcirlh put on her
hlnoin,
Whilst mill, submitting to the common
lot,
Went down into the tomb.
And still amid the wrecks
Of mighty generations passed away,
Earth's booties! growth, the fragrant wild
flower decks
The tombs of yesterday.
And in the twilight deep,
Co veiled women fuith, like her who
wont,
Sister of Lazaiug, to the giave to weep,
To breathe the low lament.
The dead are every where!
Where's is love, or tenderness, or faith.
Where's is power, pomp, pleasure, pride;
where'er
Life is or was, is death.
Two Pointed Texts, Rev, Win, Jay,
of Bull, recently proaohed beforo the Lon
don Missionary Society a sermon (rom the
sinfle sentence 'Ebentzer,' on which he
preached nearly two hours to a large and
attentive audience. '1 he Rev, Mr. Ilaflles,
of Liverpool, preached in another chapel
also from n single sentence, 'forward.'
Detter is a small house lo ono out of
debt, than a palnce to a man with sheriffs
for visiters,
EXECUTION IN MOROCCO.
Another instance of capital punishment
was attended with the following singular
circumstances. A Moor of the village ol
Sharf had shot with a pistol in tho market
at Tangier, a fellow-villager, whom he
suspected of being too intimate with hii
wife. The brother of the murdered man
set out immediately for Mcknas, where the
sultan was then residing, and claimed ill e
life of the murderer. The sultan heard the
case; acKnowicugru me justice ni hip
1.1 . .
lomand; and summoning the plaintiff into
his presence, delivered the following curi
nus decision:
We grant you our permission to lak
the life of the murderer of your brother.
with the same instrument of dead' with
which he was at aassinaled, and on tin
same snot, at the same hour ot thu (lav.
Hut, added the Sultan, why seekest thou
also to be a manahyer ? Accept the prici
of blood, which is lawful unto true believ
crs, and we will guarantee you its paymcn
from our Sehrerfiaii hands, and two bun-
tred mitzakel shall be the sum,'
To this the plaintiff replied, 'Can thai
sum purchase me a brother?'
'Co thy way,' said the sultan; 'we havi
heard and understood ; a letter will be givei
voti by the Vizier, in which our mandaii
hall be written.'''
Furnished with the sentence of death,
ihe man returned to Tangier, and presented
it t ih Governor. On the samo davof tin
week, and at the same hour, the murderei
was brought out of prison, and seated or
lilt very spot here he. hud taken hi-fellow-villaifer's
life, while crowds of peo
pie attended to witness his death.
I'he pistol was now given to the broihc
of the muidired mm; when, having loadei
it, he went up to the eriiiitval, walkei1
slowly in a circle round him, ati'l -I
the presence of God and man, I c-dl upon
von to answer me Irul) ; didst thou slaj
ny brother.
To this the crimnal replied, 'I did
One of the multitude now steppiup
foward, addressed the brother of the mur
lered man:
'Accept the price of blood,' said he, 'anil
1 promise you one hundaed ducats in addi
tion, which those here assembled will glad
ly give.'
Worthless words,' said the villager; anil
again he walked round his victim. Agai.
lie askpd him tho same question, and again
the same reply was given.
A spcniid offer vas now made, of two
hundred ducats; and again the villager,
walking round the priinnal, repeated lm
question, adding. 'Say what thou believe.!,
I am about to takelhv life.'
'That (iod is Uod, and Mahomed is
the prophet of God," responded thu crim
inal. Hardly were these words out of his
mouth, when the pistol was discharged. Ii
had been placed at the small of his back,
being the samo spot where he h&d shot
the man for whom he was now about to
lie; but the wreU'ldd criminal, though
mortally wounded, did not expire lor somt
Hours.
GOT ME DAK.
Look hoah, Jake, how you gel
dai
hole in de sleebe of your now coat?'
'Holewharf wharl I doesent seo no
hole in de sleebe.'
You doosen't sees it prapi, but you's
got one big one loo big enough lo put
your arm froo.'
,Yah yah ah! I must' fess yon goi
me dar, niggah.
PAYABLE A J' SIGHT.
'Bob have you seen Mr. Brown late
ly t"
No Jim I havn't whyl"
Why, I have a note of his and being
short of funds should like to find him.
'The note is good is it noil'
O! yes; good as gold, I suppose, bulj
there's a difficulty nevertheless It reads
'at fight I promise to pay,' &c. Now 1
don'l say anything sgainst Ihe note, but
blow me if I have had a tight at him since
lie gave it to me and probably won't have
ognin at long as 1 live,'
LEGEND OF THE LOIRE.
JEAN LOUIS.
A TALE OF QUERANDE.
The flood of civilizition and social
improvement which il is asserted hac
rolled over the hills nod valleys of
Fiance, has not been iniivirjal in it
extent. There are varioiu spots which
eem placed beyond thu reach of tht-
movement, lliving htile or no direp.
communication vviih Paris, nml connpp-
led wnh tho chief lowo of Ihe depart
iiimH by a bad and unfi ciitienlrd roti'e,
I ip inlialiitanls ol iho-p isolalPil district-
n ar ol ihe events which uk" pUre, of
lie changes ami ch iocs of MiMety, of
allways and steam engine, gas lights
mil consiiiinional kings, without consid
ering ilicmsJves as in any wiv concpn
i in iiiein, and regno those who are.
rather wilh feelings of contempt Ihan of
nvy. I his is ill- ecu more pit licul.ii
ly in some par s if liretagu", where th
,Cople cling with ihe gie.itest p'rtiniei
y to -ilil hahils and u-ages, rejecting
villi pruverhi.il obstinacy, eveiy tillera
lion, be it for beiipr or for worse. 0 n
if th - pots in which 'he habits and nn
ipi.s of bygnn ige-, ate mint peculiarh
ueserved, ii Guerande. PI iced amid,
he sand hills and marshes where tin
Loire joins the ocean, between ihe an
cieiit towns of C.oisie and the Uurg uf
Ualz, it has pies, veil even its nu'w-tr.'
ippearance lu t.ci Irom the itinovaiioi
if modern habits ami miimeri. Ciicum
scribed w'nhin its ancient walls am
(itches, with streets not wider than m
"iniiihm and a half, its bittl-mnnts tin
mpiired, its ihree gales showing :li-
pparalus for eleviiing or letting fall 1 1 i -
ion ler.ius portcullis, and iu wooden
Iriwbritlgcs, though no longer raised a'
tinsel, still in a -tale to be so, every
'lion ah ml the town ireservtr-.-itie b-aiiir
irimiiive character; ihe ipppr stories of
the houses resting on solid pillais iv
vood or stone, and tnrming gilluiies
mder which the pa n o s aie ecur
from rain or sunshine; ihe shops smal'
ad low, l heir Ironts (overed with slaie'
lasient'il -over one anithsr like thescale.-
of fish; the windows ornamented will
carved woodwo k, which projects inli
tho streets in son o plare even heyoni
the pillars, in gioteque faces, or Irngil
ned out into fantastic diiimaw l snm
iuknuwn or px'iopi race, who.- remain'
ire lo bp found only in tnus inns. Tin
,inpulaWon of Gueiamlc not miineioti
mil in cori3-qiience of the aluence ol
'he huy trade of mti'e nuidf mised
'owns, the. p8"ing traveller wandei.
lliiough ?ileoi and deserinil siren . ; am'
f he meets with a well pipe-c ayed urn
I ii me, or some such emblem of recen'
I iv, is slarilt'd at the anachronism, and
would have been less surprised at en
countering a warrior in the costume ul
he middle ages, lor the dress ol lin-
LJrelonsingener.il might pass for ilii
ofanycr.1. The geographical position
of Giieraude in sikiiu ineasim; account-
for all these cii ctinislances. It possess
is- but two roads, one leading to tin
chief town of tho arroudissemeut, and
hut little frequented, tin; other to St
Nagaire, which is six leagues disiant. Il
has no speculations in dado to bring vi
sitors, and the f w strangers who malu
heir appearance are chiefly invilids,who
come for the purpose of sea bathing, anil
he advantages of so retired and cconom
teal a situation.
Even the anival of a strange beggir,
some five and Iwenly years ago, was the
subject of a nine days' wonder : more
especially as he seemed inclined lo take
up his abode in Guerande, and ililfereil
from the native population, and even
from persons of his class, in his habil
and appearance, which weie those of a
person of education. II was supposed
at ihe time that he was one of the unfor
tunate persons ruined by the Revolution
and proscribed by the parties in power,
which supposition was aided by a repoi
that he was in possession of some re
mains of propeity: but no inquiries
could elicit anything Iron: him, tliougii
ihe supposed circumstances ol Ins lusio
ry strongly predisposed Ihe royalist po
ulaliou in his favor. lie neilhtr con
fumed nor ileniid the patting lumuir,
hut quietly took his station al Ihe door
of Ihechuich ss a rrgular mendicant.
With mom of the inhabitants it became
cusiomary to beBlow upon him a weekly
ilms. Amongst those was tho Ahbo
Sorel, who officiated al tho malm ser
'ice, and who had been from Ihe first
tiuek by his uppcarance "and singular
onducl, though he could never extract
IrOm him any particular of his past his
ory. The slranger went by the name
'f Jpan Louis, and took tip his rcsidenct
in ii large' and neaily deserted mansion
in one of the most desolate parts of the
'own; but no one was ever permuted lo
"nier his domicile, for which ho very
egularly paid a small renl, which was
never in airear. He wis not ohiruivp
in his habits of mendicancy, but quietly
iwaiicu i ne oiiarliy ol I lie worsMmneis
ni silent resignation. Amongst persons
of the same c ass he was regarded with
Inference; and in case of any dispuie
rising amongst them, was appealed io
is an umpire, by whose diriion even
inn iv is coiiieiited lo abide. mongsi
ollim sui(ilaiiiis of Jean Louis, was
hat of his never being known lo enlei
he chuich, though there was lilile douh'
.f his being a Catholic, and deeply im-
piessed wnh teliginus feeling.
Ai lenijili the Abbe. Soiel.on entciing
ihe church one morning, missed his pen
sioner Irom the usual place. The nexi
I iy he w is absent ; and on Ihe third
inn ning, Jan L-igfS not having made'
'us appearance, the woiihv iniet. m.ik-
ug himself acquainted wnh the nsi
'euce of Ihe pool in in, M-siilved lo eek
'tin nut, anil asceilain the cans1; of Ins
oininue. I absence. With some 1 1 IT j -
cu ty he dtbCoveit-il ihe diea y
h'lile ol the hegg'ir; jo one
"oilier ol a imnnll Cuilll. once the it m..t
enci; ot .1 melon noble, he f mud
ark winding s'.nr cise, which conduc
ml linn to a low .iicli'O door, where he
Uooclied I'oi 'im 'line without being
ihle In giio admi t nice. Al length a
.mall gi ating was iMlhdrawii; and the
! miii u-iihiu h iving aeei t.-nned who
lh 1 itor was, lemoved Ihe hir which
: i 1 ..... , . . ,
I'll icno 1 me. euiiauce, ano tile
ji itisl was admitted into a small ihrk
,,.u., iJr-.. , i.;.irJi.
v.s evidenilv -ulfei ing from rn-veie ill-
less and bodily weiknes. He nnde
nun iil apo'ogy for having deiaioed lln
libe so long; 11. d th'-ii .ifit.-i s-i-ne sligh1
leMtaiion, din mg which he seemed ti
form some sudden lesohiHoo, icq i'Sted
11m lo lollow him, at lie same inn.
htowing oppo the door of an luin i
chamber. The first room into whirl
the priest had bp (mi admitted was a dail-
mil rm-;r.ible abode, unfin nibed, and
villi eve1yappe.11.1nce of desolation hi
i.ivi r v; 'in- second, lo his ii.liniie .1
niZoint, Wis lureis'ie I 001 only ivi'l
coiniori. Din wrn coui ier.-iiiie loxuty,
h mgli Ihe ai tides were generally ol" nn
nodi ro dale. As they enleied lln
hainhi 1 , Jwau 1,'itlis seemed lahnrini!
mder gieil mental agitation as well a
udily weakness. He. however,placei!
1 chair fir Ins guest, ind 1 lien stagieied
o a heap ol sliaw coveieil wilh a coaiM
ug, which was placed on oou side tin
'onni, and en 11 1 1 ;i -U-d slraugely w,th lilt
vnioiis aiHclcs of comfort wiin which
I was surrounded. For a few moment
ihe piiet was silent I rum surprise, till n
lepp groan from. hs companion loiispd
lint, when advancing lo the spot when
he beggir had filleu exhausted on hi
ug, he look him by Ihe hand, and said
. . . , . T 1 ' .
111 Kiuiiiy accenis, 'jean, my iiiemi.
you seem lo possess every means of re
lief lor your bodily wants, bill Ihe mys
terious circumstances in which I hod
you il .cel, le.ul me to suppose that tht le
is some secret sonow or some secret
sin, which only religious consolation
can relieve; is il not, then, I he hand ol
Providence which has brought me hen
to console your solitary wiicliednesb?
As your friend and spiritual guide, I
entreat of you to confide in the 1I1 viiu
mercy, and you will receive comlor
and fuppoil.'
I heie is no relief, no consolation, in
mercy for me,' wildly exclaimed tin
sick man.
Such doubt, and such despair, mildh
replied the abbe, aie more criminal
lhan you are aware ot ; there is mercy
fur every repentant sinner.'
'nut none tor mp, none for me.'grnai
ed Ihe unfoi tunate; 'for ingratitude til
the blackest dye, lor robbery, for min
der, nay, almost pariicide; no, no,iiei'
can he no meicy for mo.'
'My rail h and penitence, tvery sinnei
may have hope.'
'i'enttencp, penitence,' mm mured
the beggar; 'can penitence obliterate sins
like miner
'There is an atonement hpyontl the
penitence of man,' replied the abb.-.
'have laiih in that atonenient, anil 3 on
willeceive hope and consolation.'
Jean Louis mome.l in heartfelt agonv.
but mado no reply; and Ihe priest kneel
ing by his side prayod loigand earnest
ly. This seemed lo iraunuilise the mind
of ihe sufTerer in soinn d. gic; when
suddenly rising, ho seizfd the hands o
the abbe, and exclaimed, 'Hear th til
of my iniquities, and then nay if hopi
or consolation can exist form.).'
Hope exists for all men, tfth.it h-pp
he fixed aright,' repliod ihe priest, who
at the desire of the penitent, placed him
self in hi? seal. The begin I 1 n knell
hefure him, and amidst many sobs and
groins, which al limes intei . npte.l hi.
narrative, lold Ihe follow 11; his ory t.
'he attentive prie't.-
He was, he .-nil, the 4n of a inn
vigoeion in Hmgtndy, and ,n Hn euj
ige had b-en l iken into Ihe fimi'y id
Ihe lord of the vill ig. a nohlnm in nl
wealih and distinction, who inteniled Ii.
bring him up as a valel for his son,
year or two youngei than himsi If; but
having shown some talents, and a con-
Ipc.ible readiness in icnuiring inf.,t
trillion, his dp.itiny was changed, mil he
wis educated wnh Ins ouog marsr.n.d
I length b"cune a coi fi eniial teretary
nil' in- levolillioiin y st.inii hid becin.
d.iikr and in rue lir iiemug ;'ii s masir
t'luk t'le alum, si-cured ronsi lenhle
iinu in f,r!i-n I11111I;, and providing
iiims. lf v 'h a hiifficiencv of lea Iv nio-
ne , ipmnved his family in secrecy to a
t etit . d pot near Pai is, v hpi p, under 11
- 1
ne. 1 name, and an aiitic.ir.iiice of
poverty, lie lor some time escniH liom
osptcton and fioni danger. Willi tin
exc plion of his wife and clnl iien, .L-an
Louis w.n his only confident: on him
he ii'lieil, as on his own sou, and fion.
him nothing wis rooce:ded. At lengi!
prompted by avaiicj and ambition, tin
futhli'ss wutcli conceived the io'eio,
purp.se ol denouncing his pit. in;.
liene.facloi ; mil hope. by involving tin
-.1. -1 r......l,. : ,. -r . ...
1.!... .. r .... . t , i- . .
niniseii 01 1 in; errci luuiii, 01 Hie psi-
ticulai-of which he was well informed
l''or sum- lime he he.ilaled, bill Iho sou
iel on of evil It iuutpheil, and he be
ny ed to the revolutionary tribunal tt,
relieal of the pi oci iheil lu.tii ly ;of whou
he son only esctped. being by rbanei
it the time s pirated hum his devnteil
i.:...i 1 'P.... r.1,1.1. . .. .... ...
t'ir as evenlo appenras i( vvitne,, ,igins
lis hetip'ct(.rs and roilgiied tliflll ti.
he -if iff i' l By accident he was 111 the
-Hi-pi- o' Phis ihe fiol vehicle con
veyed hi- victims lo I he sLoghier, urn
the eye of Ihe mas er fell upon him, mil
ecogiiised him amongst "he crowd; ih.
glance was momentary, hut its efi"ci
va enduring; il came I.Ue the hlas'in.'
fire of heaven, I' awoke w thin him lm
uipnts never reining, anil mn.ii Hidden
hie a reinoisf; and agony which no
bodily Miff ring could have , qii'tlhwl.
lie fled f'om Pins, posse. sml indeed o1
he spoils of In-, niuideti'd lientfacloi .
tint wnh a lesolu'ioo never to enj'iy the m
he delcrtnired lo huiy hirn If in th.
mot retired spot he could find, and h
pass his life in poveiiy, sunounded h
his guilty wealth, and by everything
which should recall his ciimeto In-
homly reinembr.incp. To that end In
had transported the remnant nf his mas.
ler's lurnilure to Guerande.and brought
wiMi hitn the portniis of the murdered
amilyhat they might be forever hefoii-
'lis eyes; at the sime lim-i he painted
to the picture on the wall.
I he abbe who had listened with in
inne anxiety to the tale, giew p.le as
t advanced; and when it reached till
point, lollowing Ihe direction in which
ihe penitent pointed, lm starled to hi
feet, and exebimed,' Merciful heaven!
my f.ithfi! and my nioihei," Tlie beg-
ar. with a loud and piercinr scream.
fell senstlpss on the fi.ior.
After a time spent in mental prayer.
the abbe raised the fallen, placed bin
111 his low couch, anil forced saline waipi
down his throat, after which be began
gradually lo recover; bill it wis some
inie before he was restored to full con
.eiousness, and then raising himself in.
his knees, he said in a faint voice. 'I,
'here pardon for such a wretch is I5'
'Foi vou and fur all men,' re.ilu I tn
ihbe Milt unity.
'And can you pri for me?' The
a hoe fell on his kiipps and pruned (f.u i
an anient prayer lor the. sinner, who
prostrated himself in silence before h w
when the priest sought o taisu him
ha wag dead,
C.IOOSING THE LEA&TBVIL. -a
Tup following story is told by a Fran, h
taper; A cr.rum widow lady plared her
hi d at nurse 111 one of the foundling hospi
tals of Germiny; and, intending to leave
it there until it shunt I bo old onou-di n
bpgi'i receiving an eduntinn, paid ih
stipend: for fo'ir years, About the sa.i.e
una a gentleman placed Ins child i-i
s line institution, and it was consigned to th
s line nurse. The gentleman H.en in i .e
voyage to South America, wi re In- h d
some business ofimportatice th t ne !.-,! 1 is
attention. At the end of the four years th
ladv returned lo take away her !n!di i,d
by a somewhat singular pnu.cidenpp. 1 f
jentlemen arrived a tjpe same lime,
'ie same object, But in the inu-ie ii n-'
ftliH children had died. and the nurse cm i !
iat declare positively whether it was ' -t
f the widow or ihe other. The tj.w
liinieil the survivor as her own. the irm
leinan insisted :a siiongly that ins was the
ivii.g child. The dispute wixed waini,
mil a resort to the legal tribunals was ihrrl
ened on either s de, when a r.iergy man
nterposed.aud with such efivct that il e n 3.
iiitauts soon agreed lo i'imh il.,i 1 r,r
daims to ihe surviving rdnld '. v m-.rr. g'-.
Solitude.
Alih nigh in n is a social l e 1, ai. I ' .
I 'ii til- in 1 lm siiiM.-iy of . , til..-.-, i,
tli 'r are thnes in hi-, life, u n ,( .t,.,- , 4
his swpele. I'lours of ptij,ivi.i, n
l ini'ly hours of snli'ii le. 'I'.hu lie is
Iroin the busy lm i-i of men, n d lite y-nr'
eiiit.'iiiion, where no eye b. u ddd hid b
eye id Oiiiiii'ciencp, whose h..rai,'er 3
attributes, he contemplates with plpasut
"id fur whose pet fitlierlv ,pr .'e.-uon 11'
f nlii.ir kindness. Ins hcarl dit i.-s w 1 h nn-
tilde, and in hi simple yei f"rw 1 orisuc
'ie liiiuihly su'ieiiH their cnu.i 1 . .-e frou
the hntinliful of all 1 in. I.
In Mihltiile, tun, we (lofivc pic mire from
1 retrnsppcl of the past. The i a'ef.d
aioiiieuii nf relirpment re hallowed by a
duiu-aMil plpasing rEPidle.Mu.ns of the I ;
one scenes and enjin menls of oil i r iIhn
vnii'ii inning ine uillul in rauit in-cps on
mil as an hv like ihe glnu'eerings ol a
meteor. It ni hWPi't lo rn.li e. lii.lhe (low.
ry nmi.'iirinpii!ory lino gatf.er the lieHiiu-
rn) evprgreens that ertivinp thr-unelves
1 round every object befn'e us. While thus
-,ipI heiind hv the K"ft niiisu and sileni
1 iifiu y which vibrate 11 pint every chop! of
"ii I us. we almost Cnncy ourselves din
..1 nieied from earth. And ronvptmri nun
i'ii' loved spins of the past, wilh him no
were oni'p familiar but who hive bern led
1 way by the icv hand nf the 'fell destroy pr
o iIip region of silenpo and drcav; or vr
Ptmriiti'd frnm us by the intern ntir.u ,f
lowering hills and iiulnig supaui, and
n ull whom we can 1 otiuiiiutc only in
er ret chamber of inniytiruiun, 01 in 1
delightful rpininsccni e 1 I deputed hoi 1-.
n-ade sacred by a thoti" hi.! endearing reU
inns.
A HARD MASTER.
Thomas Litchfield, a birpil servant, com-
.daisied againsl his master, Mr. Chamber-,
f Wellingsbnrnugb, for the non-pi
incnt of wages due him up to the lime he
lefi.
'lie set me sueh funny jobs,' said Litch
field; 'such as stnidme on a gatepost to
whiiewash the moon with a pot of blacking:
at another to fetch a load of clouds tn Inn- r
die horses. He tell'd me the other Suni)a
when I wanted mv dinner, to cut a 15 a
brick into mutton chops, mil fry iliciii in a
four wheel wagon at Vishuvious. Il a! .'t
likely I can do llieui there coejurahvti
tricks.'
The complaint was dismissed and Lilch
field was ordered to return to his work.
ABSENCE OF MINDS.
A man who wis remarkably fund or
lis dog on going to his dinner on" dav
very politely handed his canine friend
0 a cliir;and got under the I able him.
1 t k t 1 1
sell. iNenner ne nor any one else ui.
covered the mistake to rectify it.
BORROWING A KLSS.
The N. Y. Sunday Mercury
We asked a pretty girl; the n'n. '
Id give us a Kiss, tltll She coilld'i alt
1
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Mr. Maurm, of 2
York, oivns a hor-o 'h
:s f.-
old, he drives Nun Irom
blalL'ii
Islati'', d
moet daily, and ho cn travel a mile in lent
man lour mlnuies,