Coiiiiiiwift
Hemoerat
I havo sworn upon tho Altar of God, eternal hostility to every form of Tyranny over the Mind of Man." Thomas JcObraon
BLOOMSBURG, COLUMBIA COUNTY, PA. SATURDAY, AUGUST 24, 1844.
Volume VII 10
IVitinlici- 18o
OFFICE OF THE DEMOCRAT I . r ki jn i Uius.
loprosiTK ST. taiil s unuRcii, CMAiN-sj, No trade sends into llio worm sntarini
T!E!P.2i!S ! uml mote active mon than thai of priming
tThe COL UMDIJ1 DEMOCRAT will bc Look lo officers of trust anil honor when
published every Saturday morning, at I talents and energy aro required anil yoi,
TIVU DUhLJiuxycr annum payauic w, bo mogl liUey ,0 fintj .,iem fineij wi,,
.v. HI .,,. .l.nrlrv lawyers, iiruacucrs, iiidyuj. im Vu.iB,0,a-
r . . J . " i ..iUn1 Pr tiinpo Ptfniinrr la n mnrirtnti
nnrin, Ihnn ii )fl)ll.i')inr fl tU UlSCOll- ' '"6 "
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tinuancc permilleu,until an arrearages ouisncss, mus 10 in men iur uuum aim M1!
arc disc, tamed. If n iiesi. A col eco education is not to ue
w 1 VI
From Hood's Jlagaiino.
A Kolantl for an Oliver.
A CLEVER STORY.
On lite evening of the 20lh of Janua
ry, 179G, the city of Amsterdam wa!
hrown into nn unusual statu ot hustle
MDFERTISEME NS not exceeding acomnr,teA i0 an education at tho case. Ont and confusion by the entrance of -the
square will tic. conspicuously msericu nf ,he best lawyers England has produced U rencn army unuer ricuegru. vnur
tint tiiiiiiriiirini n.ii inii.ctiiiriiiudiii . .1 . 1 rtin irnnno wn ri 111 1 n 1 n I'ru j :i iv uiimii 1 if 1 1
rf VWe c.ybr ever, .&. a P"-. V,n le , . ,1 Ion., .ho inhahitan.s has
autnt nscrtion. to.? liberal discount Glasgow, Ed.ngburg and Perth?-! rimer-. . , . . .
warfe lo those, who advertise oy UieycarSo aso are the mayors, 01 new 1 uru, , , . . r . ..:-.;., cn.
U,ETTEM 1 addressed on uusiness,mus Washington and Savanah, printers by trade nr e(, wccomo lh0 ijrej j,e
POBTRYo
1 lie rcccni uiayoroi uusiuu vvus a I""1 rocs.
icr. Amid ino ccnerai re oicinc, ont
Them nro sompthin? likn a dozen ol house alone remained with closed doort
nrinlprs In OnnirrRfis a II of ihom'honotB to 3nd darkened windows. It was the
. . n..rtci0 ' dwelling of the wealthy merchant,
oeniiu iy uic I'rwi uiiiiuuuiuu juui uuio ui . . .. . ri- mi
J llitiairtntia ntrAi llltln tnf rnllllP4.
,,,,n .., - , f , arriva o the
toil TIIK COLUMMA DHMncUAT.
LTlic rnlljing shout of Freemen.
.We are the boys,
Who fear no iiu'isp,
Though cilnnon loud should rattlrj
For ofi ylu know,
Wo met the foo,
And conquered hi in in battle.
So we again,
Meet on the plain,
Wiihjfrfcmans shield and banner;
Cjnr friendx to gioot, .
And foes to hent,
With that old coonskin tanner.
.
Cortip. Iolk 'along, ' , . - - .-'.-
'Willi shout nnd song,
Yn Df)mocals'60 merry,'
We'll tan that ebon,
Now very-soon,'
Wnh the, jujcV'of Pofk berry
With frcempn' shout.
We'll put to ronl,
'J'hal cunn and nllMiis party;
And to bo brief,
Without that beef,
tyill 6hout both loud and hearty.
We're'growing hold,
For young and old,
Hpnealh our banners tarry;
And, maidens fair,
, Thoy do declare.
That coons they never can marry.
You'll lose the day,
So haste away
Back, to your mlive slashes;
For Janice It. l'olk,
It is no joke
Among the coons play smashes.
And that old bank, t
Just sco how lank, '
lis hangei's on are growing;
They cannot thrive, "
Or even live,
On crops of honest sowing'
And what is brst,
From East lo West,
The freemen now aro risonj
And march along,
An army strong,
Gainst Clay and Frclingbuyson,
Ami louder Mill,
From vale anil hill;
They shout gel out of llio way,
In old Iteutuck,
The coons have struck,
And left ihe ship Henry Clay..
r-itfc, arise,
J The'naiion Uarisc,
.s'preiiil ourfl.ig.from sea to sea.
From Oregon, '
We'll chase, old John,
With James Polk of Tennwsco.
. NUMA.
a rench, and wa
ters. liook to tuts city lor instances: ucn fiJr 00 carefu 0f ,is m0ney lo waste it
Todd, of the American, Edwards of the Ad j;e ,i8 neighbors in illumination?,
vuriiscr.Deckett of the Bulletin.inrl Nichoh Wrapncd in his fur drcssinn gown,
of tho Washinrrtonian. are alt nrinlcrs ant' seal skin cap drawn closely over tho tow
reflect honor on tho craft. Wcy Hairs time nail ieii on nis nertu, lie
, . 1. : wi... oatl wheeled his easy chair close 10 the
1 IIIICIS ui c iuuiviiik "I" ""I , . . 1 it 1 1
n Minntitf bi lit ritnnpi hia lionrla nvni
. , ... IV 11, ill. . y , ..w iii'jwu .iiu ..ai... mwi
wou.u noi oe a pnn.rr, u . coa, scemed
young apprentices ai me case, or ro riPffrom wuCh neither Iho beercan.nor
nanil, with smutty laces or niriy lingers, 1Jg ciaJ. pip0 0I1 ,he ihQ at his side,
we would say, oon't ne uucouragco. a had power 10 muse him
low years ago, all ilistinguisiii'ii men wf AH at one ihe silenco was interrupted
bave named above were similarly einpl.iy by a violent rui; at Ihe house bell.
U. Siirk (f. vnur biisiupss&everv letau l lie old man started, and turned to a
hour you have, employ in the perusal , (jslout reu-che k U servant, who, seated
useful books, and in ihe cultivation of you
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a short patiao, vviinetm ! you shall mar until slier tho happy pair had been madol A 11 DELICIOUS" STORY.
rv Van It. miriMi's uauirnler.anil hi-shall man nnil wifa. ilml Vnn l..ll,,i.-,r n.il.ll
utve her a handsomo dowrv in sriilo ol succeed in calchinn- UU fripn.l nln... Jusl hoforo tho cmbarcation of the)
liim.eirP I 'lam bound to deliver vou four hun- Li.fe G"?1"'1" for ,lle Waterloo campaipa
' How say you my deir father !' re- dred thousand hcrrinc in fourteen days.' wne" aU ,'0,lUon was on l,,e 1,H y'S&
plied his son, unable lo belicvo Ins sen-said he, 'jiuI not a singlo fish can I eel l0.r &reai evcn,s '".f, meatrea crowucu
sos at th is sudden chanee. at anv nrcc' n'Ruuy, ana 1110 military, mere as eise-
u . .1 J I I ...I .L.'
Leave all to me, Wilhclm,' said Woerden could not rcslrain his laueh yv,,e,eJ l8RinSHO V" L,,e,r ,B1 R"'Ps
Woerdcn. 'Order our horses to be sad- ten I dare sav not.' ha renlled: 'I ,un ,ohaw,lhe L,ite.UuardHman,'farnuus
illnd hv 1l.1v break, and miml that I am hnnirhi tl,om alt i,n nnr, ; the lars-est and slroneest man in h.ne
called in time, fot we muit ho at Brock ln that case of course our contract is ,a"f! 8 8t,l of Bel6ian Oiant sffdr, was
before twolve; and now, good night.' at an end,' said Van Elbure, lookine 1 ururJ V ne, anu' 1 course """ctea
T in r tmn sun saw our trave lli-is on ntihlfn u ol hie frlon.l vssi auenuan. imoni: ipe resi came
the road lo that celebrated villae.wherc By no means: or at least onlv on 0,PUm Warclay ll,e celebrated pedestrt
cieaiilinessi i carried lo such an extent, carla in cnnditirui. W h..v. it... an amaleur boxer, conllemai eymnant.
that before entering Ihe streets both fa- united our children, Van Elbure, and &c'' who W" i,nme(Jlalely !,)ruek Wlh
iher and son, 111 compliance with tnva- we shall leave them a handsome fortune l,,l(:nie a'niraiioii at me points' ol tho
liable custom, wore obliged lo dismount when we die. Ihil as regards Ihe pres IUSR ac,lve s:u'er.
jnd leave Iheir horse!, lathe caro of a enl. maitpM am , 0., f,i,i n.,.,,i I ' What a man Look at him! Mag
lervant. At the door of Van Elburch's My son receives a canllal business. wliilp hifice"1 feIlow- Beg pirdon really I
home thev were rctiuiied to submit to vou nnlu wivp vnnr .ui,.1.ior rn ii.r..in. must leel your arm r
what a lew years later neither lN.inoleon Und ducats. Mow as I diil not ke tnl ,,u ci'i""; wiiiani d iruai:iiru(
nor Ihe Emneror Alexander wera ex- make the vounir nnnnln nnhn.mv l,u r.lmined t,e gianl 's muscle, eyed liis
empled from; and, taking oil their boot.-, fusing my consent lo their marriaRe, P0Se ""B-ured his 'reach,' &c, every
ren accu em w 11 s n ueis ueioro mevu louarn vou ami 1 wnn 1 1 m ,v,it. ", uvii,.!..
were allowed lo enter the room when 'cr another wav. Km h9P in ,ui!r The most superb thine ever seen .
he sat wilh his daughter Clolilde. four hundred thousand herrines at ten ,,ea-uliful fellow ! Damme, I should like
' Good moining.Mynheer Woorden,' guildings per thousand, you can gM Jua my man; oblige me by stepping
said he, shaking his friend warmly by ihem from no one but me, and I must tni.pW,iy,-
the hand. 'Have you been fiighlcned have fifty guldens per thousand, or 1 I he Guardsman obeyed; a five pound
nil! nf vnitr trrwwl nil it t iYin Prnrli ilnn't rtnrl (villi n ninntft i..l T1 1. Ait note was thrust into his hand, and, with
j"-- h""" "'V " " M""" , '..ii n biiiiu idii. x iiu uu- . . iu r? . j
thai you honor me with so early a vi- Terence is exactly sixteen thousand gul. . "v , tl 11 ' ,uls? u c l,iat, aa'
Bit ?' dens, which I inlend vou lo rv over to JV.rn.edJ B neighboring ColTee-Houje,
you lo oav
IVT. . It TT Mil I, , . - , . t ;
1x01 ai an, van JkiDurc v saiu inc my son as ins wile's dowry.'
other. 'I care nothing about the French And Elburg looked rather foolish du
and as I never meddle in politics il Wiring this explanation, but at the end he
quite immaterial lo me who govern,- gained his sell possession, and even
our town. Jtiut 1 am come to mal;e you nmtlcu as he said, clapping the other on
a proposal. 1 have underlalten to lur- Ihe shoulder, iou have outwitted me
called for a room, and immediately
began lo strip for a friendly 'set-to.'
' 1 should die if I hadn't a crack nt
him. Sweetest thing I ever saw in my
life.'
Tho soldier was every way ready lo
mind. Then ihe day will not be far distant
if you aro Hue to yourself and contract m
bad habits, vou will become useful am!
lionornbl citizens exerting a widunrj
hoailhy influence. Portland Press.
at a respectful distance, was occupying
herself in knitting.
See who it is, Jacqueline,' said he,
'that comes lo disturb us at this unrea
sonable hour. . LDlJlsklifcVVi1?h-V;K
t , :ro"t;r.TOir ravr ytmpnmiffW'' nrWTffirtho conlncl thi
entered and throwing off his cloak, salu
ed the merchant as lather,
nish the Uomrnissariat wllh lour nun- Aiynheer Woerden, and I must pay
. . .1 . 1 .i 1 1 i... . . . ... i i
nreu uiousnnii Herrings on mis nay penauy, so no more aooui 11. And now
month, and I wish to know if it will let us join our friends again.'
suit you lo procure ihem for me in three Light days afterwards Van Elbure
weeks?' went lo visit his daughter at.Amslerdam ,
1 a 1 ...ui ...:-i .t,.r 1,:. r:.i Ln.i i f,.r..i vr i- : ,u ooeuu-
Jll ,Vlllll iiii;ci UDHLU MIS IllbllU.
Ila ! is il you, W ilhulm ! I did not
Tho Albany Knickerbocker ofien sayLXpecl you back so soon.'
something good. The following is from
lale number of that paper.
'Thank God, the Lord loves us yel.if wr
I .1- , tf., I.n.l.
ii iii nil 1 ni! oil er a I iruiiin. 11 uuy uuu.
doubts ft, let him lake a stroll through tin
country & see His affection written in vio
IMS nn the hill ion. Lei him do this and
ho'll come home a better man. No out
1 have iusl returned from Broi It,
replied the other, 'and should have
11 rived long ago, had not Hie loan
hp.en en encumbered with I roups ano
diets.'
'Hive you seen Van Elburgr'
Yes,' answered the young man; Ink
ing hie seal by the fire, 'and he consent
d lo mv marrtaee wnn 111s iiatieiu-r
fire's his neighbor's altar, the same day In but relused to give more than lour llious
I . t 1.1. I . ,1 ,1.. nti inn l!MTIt
wanuer8 tltrouca uoh a coounrss, as m aiiu h
I
lavished in the country. Never.'
'The Times ami as they used to was.
Wo find the following astray gnine llu
ilmiit an owner, e se we would
i-hecrfiillv credit,
Folks dim't go to bed now a days
retire.
Nobody eals their dinner people lake
some relremmeni.
M..l,niU' unpi in church but people al
j t, .
tend divine service.
There is no Sunday it is Sabbath.
Nn nnn nnto Ilia tnolll OU ed it H OX
.'" 1
Iracted,
Inntpml nf drinkiiii? tea or coffeo, ihe
fathionalile only sip a Utile.
No nno tears a hole in his pantaloons
Inn ii is no rare t unc that he laceraip
lllmm.
The ladies don'l go a visiting toy only
Younc men don'l go a courting they
only step in 10 pass the evenine
least
Cap-
oui,'
him-
oblige, vowed that it wasn't tho
w 1 , , ,:r 1 . ..
uouoie in uie, anu 10 me
tain's request that he would 'hit
'shew what he could do' 'make
self ye,' &e., he promised implicit
! ,! mi - . , r .1
m,l In 1,1, iFn Un,i v7 -.1 : ,i, ooetmnce. 1 ne panics sioou lorip
..v. ... IH. .v. t. iwutlU MUblUGII III llll'l, . . . m . ....
T.. ..l,nn tUn cr.,1 Uron.al nurnlovllv UdlClrf u uowcriui man. uirv almost niu
Tnn nn ilons ' rnnf.alR.1 thn nthpr. 1 You are the verv nnronn T wantp.il ' ... s ' v ... iii.W.'i'if'Jrtr
'? '"m- a ' .n, taps were excnaneeu,a iew exclamations
il, aniiUnan icciol mp I am .1 rinnpri man. I hpl ' . . '
IIIUII, OWH.I'... .... - ......... ...... l
Woerden. 'and when it is siened I shah
he happy lo partake of your hospitality, not a uarrei is 10 do iounu.
for my lide has given me an appetite.' Van Elburgh's little grey ey
I . U . . . T.Un . Ill . I n rfc..CM. nA,
h. ,1 , i , . . . i iuii niu iju 1 1 ui uiu nuiii, ui iriv ijici.
,orri nr nrn all rn.iil v. hill hicrh nr Inw. I . .
,,w t- j' tj" '
mat-
din-
capital,' &c, until, growing mora
. . . unnatieol.he repeated his desire to 'eel'
n ; ---i I i l
:vc nvnih ., - . , .. , , , r. ,
J . r- ... i. . . T - . . . ,.IUIU L.I.SIII UIIU IIIC IIWAl 1IIUIIICII, iuuiiu
Thf.il lfink nrt.il C ot do. ho continued, led cunninely. 'Every man for himsell ... . ... ... ir... r.,.. c i..
- o ' I ur i , u I ,1 r l l 1 1 """ pic King iiiiiikuii oui ui uiu in f pi aro
u , "7 i ST, ii f which he had been knocked inlo al his
bough the barrels. But as an old friend nsr.iculiir degire , He came forth
i j .i . i -j . . i - i - - -
wo" 1 auvd.n-gB o. ou, anu yu . lln.u,lRrl Hfi!ir,hf.
man nave as many n you warn ior e- , Pnn m . . int,B, Mnw
..I.. -!... .1 I ...,:i.l. U....l w.. r - J
cuy r.ixi:u.i niuu.iu guuucim owuv. Pa ,. .-, r.mp. m ...,
he cosl price.' . , . ? N h , ., . ,
W...ir.Un lonlrAil Mlhnr hlnnl. lull il ill I . .. " ' ' '
Ilia Uael Ir. ftnnina hid l'nv.1 inn. I I hi "
I have come lo arranee another
cr loo, which wo can discuss after
ner.'
Il was in vain, thai, durine Ihe even
me, Woerden tried eveiy argument t
haiige his friend's resolution respeciint
his dnu-''itei 'ri fori ti nr. Afler
diflcuHion, he wag obliged lo
n warm
give U
asi 'rick is not a bad one, said he, with a
The words were hardly oul, before a
ireinondous blow upon the nose and
Then he may keep both ducais and
laughter,' said the met chant angrily.
' But consider, lather
Consider what?' inllerrupted Woei
len. ' T here is nothing lo consider, l
know thai at your age love outweighc
iold, hut lime will leach you, that when
thoj poverty comes in at Ihe door, love soon
flies out at tho window.'
' Yes, father,' areued Ihe young man
'Van Elburg is one of the richest met.
in the country, and sooner or later lib
daughter musi havo his fortune.'
Tut nil !' said Woerden; 'Van Ld-
burg knows well what he is ohoiH, but
cunning as he is, ho f ha U not put a bad
barna n on me. As lor you wnneim, i
have promised lo give you up my husi-
nesf, anil now recommend your taivinp
i word of advice with it: never etvi
more than you receive, and always con
lider yourself before olher people in
your transactions; reiy on n, mai
ihe only way lo prosper in uusmk-ss h
well as love. And now we win uiop
the subject.'
i . . . t...
The young man Knew nis idiners nu
k: u- r , "ed Bmile, but you must confess thai mouth sent hirn flying( heels Uppermosl
tin his falhe. I taught it you. , , d f , , , f
r could no. Ay, ay ! returned the olher, You ,d J ho conlenl8 of which he w;, .
'. . . .1..,.. Cn Unix. n a rn l nrli m hltl ll n
MODERN MAXIMS.
Keep your jacket on, and don't learyour feet was heam.nllio
Our grand-mas used ln,rd backed chair moP l00 we to press the matler,al least
but our belles have stuffed backs la their t that moment.
, As he sal brooding in silence ovet
..... . !.-,.., l,ll n
illS UlsappOlllimUlll, UIO liouau uuu ..-
.nin raiifr. and tho tread ot a horse
" .. .. I ...l.!l.
heard in ino court yam,
a furious baik-
Irrnvsnrs. . "
Do not steal your neighbor's newspaper ' . certajnv a giraneer this time 1'
but subscribo for ono yourself. said Mynheer Woerden, 'thero is no
Never wind up your watch with a riec' mistaking ihe dog's bark.
of soan. He was inierrupieu oy
1 . . . I. 4
Don't pound your come wuh a snooma- bringing in a paciiui.
Kcr b uaincr. .... ...Mf.u n. im
imncinr. Willi Mil iiiL tl sui it svt mw
liUkIlWy'l - - - i
finpiinil it.-but an expression ol uneasi
i . . '. . . . . .. . .
the point, and the marriage was at
fixed for Ihe following week
Next day, as Wilhclm and
rpinrned home, the former
, . ( pit . I L.. tlUIIU UIO kUllltlllui Ulllbll llu ..op Oi
.ffiBln from expressing some curiosity ire clever fellows in Amsterdam,but wc . d wUh ,0l)8(jnetl leo an(1 lhe dar
.....:.,,. il, ..in. nf ihiu li.iiir.vlirn nn mnls in HrOCK. I . . . . . nn
i uiiuvi iiiii niu uum m ..nv ... . tiowine 'eieeanuy. mere was a
change in his prospects. riwgg winking of the eyes,and a sniffing from
i nai oo you meanr smicu uiu uiu iJUlINtj 1 HHi UAUUHiU. the noso, and something of an inaiticu
man. . . ... Intpnrcd nf nlterance on the narl of tho
Have you not given up (lie point a- An Intern Shore man e.epped mo . ... f . . . .
bout his daughter's fortune?' a barber's shop in our c. y, aiurnoy, i Gua'rfs;jlJn tosuppcr.dcclaring.with
isnouici nave inougiu you mif' "r,"' -- . nair of enormously swelled ps. that
belter,' replied Woerden, looking sl.ly u me oaroer ... , u hfl' was a 'delicious fellow ."
alhisson. Butno mailer It is sum. w ..is nan. c .... When last seen alive, at tho battle of
eien, lhat you marry .he girl you o. very . ny -
"h' . Imr w.irrl3. bhaw was standing amid a
Once more al home, tho merchant hiiyle. ....... .L. heaD of his own slain, holdine loetlher
l.i.i l,;mf.ir in liio nlfiPf-nut ihe Ri'cn- rc you u jne? asKeci me tiasiern , . -,. " .....
w - - i . - ... i r trnrrxr.iii uin'iucL i. il mils rzuiinriit'rk wnn
ing, when he appeared wilh a packet of hore man, as tho Darber removed lite
liniplvunni tn napkin from his neck.'
,'nt ' Yes, sir,' returned the man of lhe ra-
n,. tho rlr.v nnnnmtpd fnr the mar- zor with a how.
w., ..... ..... r,.. ... ... .. . ,i,, .. (t. n
V ha n. ,,w i d in. irr nrrivpfl Wire VUU liuimii i"'i yuu luuii uu
,. I'll...... ! IIIU ...... .... ...
Broek, where they found a large parly eleven pence worth t
nff.iniwl fi.wl rHl.ili.ina aesem i et l(. 'leg. sir,' reuirrieu me oaroer,
meet them. Van Elburg welcomee there's the glassyou can see loryoui
sell,
Well,' said the Eastern Shore man,
'ifyou think you havo cot eleven
pence worth off, I don't know as I have
iny use for it, and I havn't got nt
change; so you may just keep llio halt
tho servant
said hei
nets which had at first elighlly contract-
Nn man flVOT nrospered that defraiidod
iVim nrinlnr nr scolded Iria nvifo. Remem
Don't scratch your head wilh a cuiry
comb.
Never pick your teeth wilh n crovbat. his features, changed into ono of
Don't take your soup wilh a shovel- pleasure as he read on. An order to
Never sleep wilh your feot out of the deliver four hundred thousand herring
window. for the use ol the i' lencn army, no con
Pause and consider befoio you set the tinned : 'a very ncccpuuie comi.msi. n
n.i.r ,i... o f,r. Wilhclm 1' ho suddenly oxciaimcu
riage,
ihem with cordiality, bul there was an
'xnression of care and embarrassment
on his face, lhat al first made lhe bride
jrnnm fear some flesh obstacle to lllf
happiness. The elder Woerden, how
ever, in no way shared in his son's anx
a ghastly wound in his abdomen with
one hand, while defending himself a.
gainst a sworrn of JJrechmen with the.
other.
A Soft Question, 'How are you off
ur soap?' asked a wag of a man lately,
whom he saw fall into a hogshead of thn
soft material. 'Very near out, replied
die soapee, as he got his chin to the sur.
acs.
iely for he could give a tolerable good lor your trouble.'
guess at the cause of his host's uneasi
ncss THE ASTONISHED DUTCHMAN
Mynheer Van Elburg !' ho exclaim-
ed, 'what can be the mailer? Are you An honest old iJiiicnman came on
' VIEMI IU il new X Ul Jt VIIMLlt;. uuii war
iNn. mv ilpnr friend' ren ed Ihe quie.lly smoking his pipe in view oi nu
mlinr. noi ill. but in lhe most unpleas- Mohawk valley, winiout Knowing mat
, . . mi,.
ml di emma possih e I must speak a rauroau ran inroug .no uigm
with you immoafalely in privale.' was dark, with the sppearance ot rain.
... . . I . . I U , n I, nh.n.llnil 1 1, n n M tln I , ' . r r 1 I . J n
Is it any tinne restiecting inn mai- nmni uusuiutu . ... .... ....jv.-
rin-re ?' asked Woerden. 'If vou wish lures, when suddenly a Irani ot car
word, ii Is still time.' rumbled by, leaving a long train ol
,u j- v ; ...... '.l. 0...1.1.' i- .1
' Not for the world.' sparus in uic rear, ouuueniy urop
In thai caso wo will proceed lo the
church nt once You know I like to do
initios reuularlv: and as I came here to
ceo my son mairied, wo will finish thai
business first, and then I shall bo happy
to hoar what you have to say.'
Thcro was no remedy, and il was not
the rear.
nine his pipe, tho astonished citizen ex
claimed.
Veil, if New York Slate ish not tier
lylel pfor improvements ! Dey lime.
lanterns to dere thunder clouds dai
people may see I hem and gel out of the
way
'Wife! why in the name of eoodofsc did
you not make ihe washerwoman put March
in mv shlrl collar r
Why my dear, I thought it an uselsa
wiste of the article.for I can get you chokf
tip 10 easy without it '
' Mr. Cobb, I am sorry lo sec you in this
condition.'
' You are eh well I ain't I'm com'd
just as a cob ought to be.'
'Jemmy, what is a member Congies?'
'A member of Ooncress is n common
substantive, agreeing with self interest, and
is governed by $8 a day, understood.'
A young lady looking upon (he Falls of
Niagara, exclaimed, in awe-struck aston
ishment 'How exceedingly pretty they
is r
An hour' indus'ry will do more to begot
cheerfulness, suppress evil rumort, and re
trie ve your affairs, than a month's mouin
r
bor that'
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