The Columbia Democrat. (Bloomsburg, Pa.) 1837-1850, April 29, 1843, Image 4

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    POETRY.
From the N. Y. Sunday Mercury,
WJIAT I LOVE.
MACHINE rOETRY.
I love (o see a flock of slieop
Alt fecldingon Hie' mountain
il love lo see a drunkard drink
From out a living fountain;
At fiist upon bis knees he gets,
And then he sticks his nose in,
But soon he slips, and then ker-souic;
His head and -shoulders goes in.
I love to see, with all my heart,
Thotsun shine while'iis raining,
il love to see arow Jacked up
At a militia training;
1 love to see a table watched
By civil, careful waiters;
9 lave to-see them fetch along
The biggest kind of taters, '
2 love to see trTinfluslrious tees
All busy making honey,
1 love to Bte a man contrive
All ways for making money.,
i love to see a lot of chaps
Engaged in the midnight revel:'
I love to see them let out loose,
And g it like the devil!
I love to hear old women talk-
Thty do some lofty talking:
I love to see defaulters walk
They do some tallish walking:
I love to hear at dead of night
A glorious caterwauling;
And O I love to hear at church
A lot of babies squalling.
I love to see two colored gents
Call one another niggers;'
I love to see the ladies run,
They cut such curious figures;
I love my Betsy more than all
I love her, O uost dearly J
I love to hug and kiss her oh,
It makes me feel so quoerlyl
SPOONS, 0. O.
From the Village Register
MY GIRLISH DAYS.
When I was young, I lov'd the boys,
And now I love the men,
And oh! to taste those early joys,
I'd be a girl again.
I'd ramble o'er each flow'ry field,
To where the berries redden,
Some lad would go with me to yield
Kind offices unbidden.
He'd bring each flower its head that rear'd
And help mo o'er the brook,
And when a pretty bird appear'd
Cry out, oh Sally, look!
If a poor cow should frighten me,
He'd drive her out of sight;
And if a snake we chanced to meet,
He'd kill the beast outright!
And if in seme unlucky pen,
I chanced lo lose my shoe,
He'd pull it out, and wash it clean,
And my misfortune rue.
Arrived where berries deck the lea,
Although I should not ask it,
He'd find the thickest spots lor me,
And help mo fiill my basket.
Should saucy thorns ray gown attack,
He'd quickly set me free;
And if my finger got a scratch,
How sorry he would be.
And other joys I oft recall,
That with my childhood fled,
When ceremony o'er them all,
Her chilling influence shed,
Twelve years had not passed o'er ma then;
And now I'vo seen a score;
Antl Oh, I'd be a girl again,
To taste those joys once more.
THE HOME OF THE FARMER.
Still let me live among tho hills,
The rooks, the trees, the flowers,
where I have passed my early years,
My childhood's happy hours.
How oft beneath Ihe aged oak,
Near to my father's dwelling.
Have I reposed with kindred youth,
uutun f lajriui oiary Idling.
The birds above would plume their wings,
And raise their happy voices,
Ob, sure it is a plea.ant place,
vrnere every thing rejoices.
Surrounded bv the friends I love.
And free from every fetter,
I am an independent man,
And wish for nothing better,
My tittle children round me sport,
at rooming, origin, and healthy,
I often think that nature's gifts
"),? "laufl me very wealthy.
My wife is all that she should be,
Kind, gentle, preposessing:
I'm sure, if ever man was blest,
Miat is the greateit blessing.
RESPONSIBILITY' OF AN EDITOR,
It is astonishing tt observe Ihe peculiar
taste that is exercised by a great majority
of the reading community in selecting food
for mental mastication. When the weekly
-street is received, a ruth is made by 'all
hands and the cook,' who gather around
the one who rpens its folds, and with die
(ended ears and open jaws, they demand
that the articles first to be read, shall be
those relating lo murder, accident disasters
by firo or wood.eaithquakos and land-slides
The horrid the account the more intently
it is devouted, and if an article can be found
of some catastrophe, unusually rich in em
bellishment, it is a subject which is dilated
on for a week. So well aware are some
publishers of this strange taste of their
readers, that they will, in -case no tragical
circumstances has occurred since the issuing
of their last sheet, manufacture something
horrid, and serve it up in such a style as to
cause it to readily pass for truth. And they
are not to blamo for this; the fault; if any,
is owing to the caprice of subscribers, who
demand itat their hands.
The editor walks into the eanctum on
the morning previous to the dayjof publica
tion, doffs his surtout and hat, wipes his
spectacles, blows his nose, carefully turns
back the cuffs of his coat, sets himself a
the table, and enters upon the very solemn
perplexing duties incident to his vocation
He is aware of the great responsibility of
his situation, and, in tho vernacular of the
Printer's devif, 'feels his vats.' He care
fully peruses the exchange papers, makes
a selection of Ihe most important items,
flourishes the scissors in a style known only
to those of his own calling, handles the
paster-spoon with a peculiar tact, and con
trives to get through that part of tho busi
ness without much fuss or trouble. He
then commences an original article, sieres
his pen, rolls up bis eyes like a duck in a
thunder storm, scowls terribly, and waits
for'an idea. When, the idea arrives, down it
goes upon the paper in the shape of hiero
glyphics, capable of being decyphered only
by compositors, He cannot stop cannot
lay by his pen for a few minued and in
dulge in a lunch or a cigar-for the cry of
copy' is heard at intervals ringing in his
ears.like the groans of an asthraetic pair of
bellows, or the expiring note of a biid or
gan, and thelinsatiabte appetite of the prin
ter's devil must be satisfied. The world
out of doors may have on its holliday garb,
and, free from trouble, be sporting with de
lighted revelling in the rial) est luxuries of
enjoyment; but in doors it wears tho same
sombre business countenance, and pins the
poor scribbling wight fast to the chair.
Copy, sir, Ihe men are standing.'
Let them stand and be blessed; there's
no copy on the file,'
Please, sir, the foreman says how he
wants something horrid to put on the fourth
page.'
'Something horrid! Confound it, there
is nothing of the kind to be found.Suicides
are out of fashion steam boilers wont
explode, assassins have retired from busi
ness, Congress hat adjourned without a
duel or a gouging match, stop, and I'll
write one.'
Child Killed. Yesterday morning, at
precisely twenty three minutes past nine
o'clock, a small child of Mrs. Gubb, while
munching ground nuts, unfortunately swal
lowed one which stuck cross wise in the
throat, and before the eminent services of
Doctor Killcm, which gentleman was im
mediately called, could be of any avail, the
child unfortunately died. The little crea
ture was seen distinctly to kick with his
left foot, thirty-nine seconds beforo the final
struggle;
Child killed!' said Mrs. Smith, as she
opened the paper, 'really dreadful. I
declare what won't happen next. How
vers careful mothers should be.' And
down sat Mrs. Smith upon her own 'little
responsibility,' not knowing that il was in
the chair, and comfortably squeezed the
breath out of its body, while she eagerly
devoured the fiction of the editor's brain.
Ravages of Lightning. Mr. Quimby,
the electrician, states that in this country
103 persons, and 109 buildings were struck
by lightning during Ihe last season;71 were
killed; one cotton mill, four dwelling
houses and 24 barns weie consumed, toge
ther with many valuable out buildings, and
a great amount of hay, grain, horses, &c,
How to win a friend. Lend him your
monty.
now to lost one. at mm to return it.
I'VE. WAITED1 LONG.
. BY DR. J, K. MITCH tXL. - "- '-!:
I've waited long, but'nolin vain.2 T VLi
Tho' youth and health are gone,
And days of sorrow, nights of pain,.
Have found aie still alone.
I've waited long for thee! and now
Thou corneal back to me;
With sorrow on thy furrow'd brow,
A wreck from fortune's sea !
But welcome still thou broken one,
Tho' nothing's left of Ihee,
But that fair name, and thrilling tone,
So dear of yore to ffie.
Tho' gone tho flush of love's young day,
His calmer light will come,
To shed a purer, softer ray,
On sorrow's stainless home.
Thou couldst not know, in brighter days,
How much my heart was thine;
Il is when suns havo ceased to blaze,
That purer planets shin?; .
Then let the world frown on, since thou
Art true to love and me,
And I will fan thy fever'd brow
And be a world to thee,
Ji Systematic Girl. Mr Bourns, in a
lecture at Ihe Farmer and Mechanic Jubilee
at Bridgewatcr, (Mass.) humorously illus
trated the following account of some domes
tics of his hiring. He once hired a very
smart girl; she was ever on tho go from
early dawn to bed time. After a few years
the girl as girls often will found a husband;
and quitted earning wages, and Mr. B.
was obliged to hire another. But she was
so methodical and apparently so slow, his
wife was of the opinion she did not earn her
wages. True she did alt the work and
bad spare time, but she did not seem doing
much. He one day watched her progress
and found that every movemont was like
clock work no misteps were taken; after
the fire was made every kettle was proper
ly adjusted, and every dish was ready at
the proper lime. The table was set while
dinner war cooking every thing had its
place, and there was not a lacking article
of dinner. There was no blustering, and
hurrying, and fretting, and skipping to
out activity; but every thing was quietly
performed in order and in season. On
noticing . accurately her mode of doing
business, Mr. B. and his wife were both
of the opinion this w&s the most valuable
help he had hired. This led him to see
how some farmers lost time. They would
hurry to a distant field and soon find they
had left some important tool behind, a boy
must be sent for it, and Ihe men must sit
and wait.
If you desire to enjoy life, aroid un
punctual people. They impede business;
and poison pleasure. Make it your own
rule not only lo be punctual but a little be
foiehand. Such a hfcbit secures a compo
sure which is essential to happiness. For
want of it many people live in a constant
fever, and put all about them in a fever
too.
NEW TURNING
Establishment.
On Fishing Creek, at Isaiah Coles Mills,
Sugarloaf township, Col. co.
THE subscriber informs the public tha he has
put up a shop at the abovo place, for the purpose of
turning waggon nuDg.anu all Rinds ot wood work.
Also, iron mill spindles and gudgeons, &c, and
copper and brass of every description. All kinds
of produce will be taken it payment, but no credit
given.
Two or three journeymen, who understand fin
shing chairs and beadsteads will find employment.
OKKliN STRAIGHT.
Jan. 14, 1843. 38.
NOTICE.
IS hereby given that we have purchased
at constable sale os the property of George
Dils, ono gray horse and harness one sor
re' horse and harness, one two horse wa
gon ane sled two lumber sleds one cow,
one plough, one harrow one farning milt,
one cutting box and all the lumber at the
mill, and saw logs, one clock and the grain
in the ground two log chains and havo left
the same in his possession during our plea
sure.
' JOHN MICHEAL.
PHILIP FRITZ.
NOTICE.
THE undersigned purchased at Constable sale
as the property of James Lemon one bureau
one clock, ono spring calf, two shoatg, four acres of
wheat in the ground, two acres ot rye in thi) ground
& have left the same in hit possession during rav
pleasure, of which the public will please take no
nce.
JONATHAN LEMON.
March 11,1813. 47, m
Triumphant Success.
Jlnd a new discovery in the' Newspaper
IiuatnessS;
A most important, and Invaluable discovery has
u... .!.. I... . -t .1.:. i i
uivii jiiuuu ujr a gv,gitiviiini ui uun tilt, vy .WHICH
newspapers may be printed In their present form,
and at ihe same time, capable of being converted
at pleasure, into a. Magazine form, for preservation.
This grand improvement, which is destined to
forma new era in the business, effecting an entire
revolution in the art of printing mammoth newspa
pers vvill bo introduced, by pcrmsssion of the pa
tentee, into the Philadelphia Saturday' Museum,
commencing in May next.
In announcing to the friends of the .newspaper
press throughout tho country a discovery, Which
wilt add so immensely to the value of newspapers.
the publishers of tho. Saturday Museum, hate, also,
inc proud saiistaction ol announcing tho complete
and triumphant. success of their new Family news-.
paper. The. liberal patronage already secured for
this new and popular enterprise, has. not only sur
passed the most sanguine expectations, but is en
tirely unprecedented
IMPROVEMENTS IN " THE MUSEUM."
'The Museum' is now so fairly and firmly cs
tablishtd, that we feel warranted in making some
very extensive and important improvements. By
tho first of May, we shall bare completed all our
arrangements. We. shall have in the first place, a
beautiful, clear and bold type in the' second, a
superb smooth and white paper in the third pVic
we shall make nn ingenious and novel change in
tho arrangement of ihe matter in the fourth place
we shall increase our corps of contribntitors in all the
various departments of a Family N ewspaper in
tho fifth place, we have secured, at a high salary,
tho services o f EuoAit A. I'ori, Esq., a gentleman
whose high and versatile abilities have always
spoken premptly foi themselves, and who, after the
first of May, will aid ns in Ihe edit dial conduct of
the journal.
The 'Narativeof Townsend's Jonrney over the
Rocky Mountains,' one of tho most interesting and
valuable ever published, is sent to all new subscri
bers. At its conclusion,onr readers will find them
selves in possession of a work which alone will be
worth double the subscription to the paper. We
shall continue, also, of course, the 'Biographical
Sketches and Portraits,' which are ww exciting so
unexampled an interest. With these- and altar fea
tures continued,ond with the improvement in con
templation, it remains to be seen whether we do not
amply fulfil our determination of making the very
best newspaper in America.
Persons wishing to secure six thousand large c
lavo pagee of useful, interesting, and unexceptiona
ble reading for the select family circle, for the small
sum of Two Dollars per year being at the aston
ishingly' liw rate of thirty pa?es foroneccnt, ore-
quiyolent to one. hundred and twenty pages forfbnr
cents should hand their names in now.
TERMS. Two Dollars per annum. Three co
pies for Five Dollars, or Sixteen copies for Twenty
Dollars, is tho extra inducement offered at present
for clubbing.
THOMAS 0. CLARKE CO,
Office of the Saturday Museum.Publisliers' Hall.
No. 101 Chesnut Street, Philadelphia.
THE
LADY'S WREATH,
AND
YOUNG LADIES' MAGAZINE.
Is tho title of a new work published bi-monthly
in Philadelphia, ac the extremely lew price of
ONE DOLtAR A YEAR-
Tho design of this work is to furnish, at a low
rate, a Magazine, which', as regards literary merit
and mechanical execution shall equal the best three
dollar magazines. Each number will contain at
least forty eight (6 vo.) pages of rcadingmatter.
isssmiiBisiifl'ff oMw&m&s
from the pens of tho most talontcd male and female
writers of the day. One oi more ;
SI'Z.EJYJtIO STEM. EJYait.1VIA'GS,
will be given in cash number, and, also, one of sc
ries of cplcnuiil
FLORAL ENGRAVINGS RICHLY
COLORED,
now in course of preparation; decidedly the most
attractive series of embellishments ever given in
any magazine. One or more page of new and pop
ular MUSIC, will bo given in each number. It
will be printed upon new type, cast expressly for
tho purpose, and upon fino whito paper. The w ork
has reached its third number, and, thus far, the re
sult Has proved tint the design of publishing a Mag
azine of supcrioi literary merit and elegant execu
lion at tho low price of
One Dollar Yearly,
could not but be successful. Our subscription list
is aircauy uouuio mat oi any uno Dollar Lady's
Magazine, and hundreds are added each tvecc.
of known and acknowledged talent have been se
cured, and the publishers aro determined to spare
no pauia or ejpcniio in renuering me won every
way worthy the patronage of the public.
CLUBBING AND PREMIUM.
& For the convenience of neighbors, and to facili
tate remittances, we will send when remitted post
paid.
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Four copies of the Wreath and any three
dollar Magazine, ' 5 00
Five copies of the Wrea'Ji,and any Phila
delphia Weekly Paper, 5 no
Fifteen copies of the Wreath, 10 00
Ten copies of tho Wreath, and any three
dollar Magazine, 10 00
Ten copies of the Wrcath.and Spark's Life
of Washington, in Nos, 10 60
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Novels, 10 eo
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(Boz's) Works, 10 00
Tweuty copies of thq Wreath, and any
one of thcabove name works, IS 00
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the Publishes, shall rccrive tho work for one year,
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calling attention to it Editorially, shall receive in
addition, the nineteenth volume of the Kniekerboe,
IswKBWKting January 184$,
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as completed.
II. WEBB, Jgcnll
JtfiMhVISTFdTOIl'S NOTICE.
NOTICE is hereby given.that letters of ndmin
Fslralion,&c have betn granted to the subscri
be! on thr male of
THOMAS WELDONER.
fete of flahhs ereefc tpmtho county of Columbia
deceased- AU person rndebted to said estate aro
hereby rtriiired to come forward without delay and
settle their resort-tit 'l'knp 1
on said estate oTererpiested to present their claims
juitiiy mnsini jot stiiiemeni.
A, m. JTEJLLO WS, Adnt'r.
Columbtrslitrz. eov Marefcl 1,1843 47. n.
CALX. AND SEE
THE subscriber being desirous of closing
business, now offers t hia cuslnmpra no-
sortmcnt of
ttvy Gdoogi and Groceries.
HARDWARE AND QJJEENSWAHK.
Jtrr
at rcdnew pi ices, being determraerl to sell
UHEAPUIt THAN THE. CHEAPEST-
AnV persons wifihinrr tn ntmnvnrlimn.t.:il
do woJ by calling; on him before- purchasing else-"
where, as he will either sell or Rent his store room
and sell his goods, on. reasonable teiax, and fair
credit.
Aha, for sale by the subscriber
THREE GOOD CANAL BOATS',
which he will dispose of as low as any can Iff
bought.
GEORGE WEAVER.
DJoomsburB Feb. 18th, 1843.
ADMINISTRA T01V S NO TlCE.
NOTICE' is hereby -given', that letters of admin- i
istration cVe. hayo been granted to the subscri
bers on the estate of : '
JACOB WELLIVER.
lale of Madison township in tho county ofCoIumbi
uL-ceascu. i ii persons inucuicu lo said estate aro,
herebv rcauircd to come forward nithnnt i!el-,v nml
settle the(ir respective dues. Those having demands-
on said estate arc requested to present Iheir claims
properly,' attested for settlement.
AlAKStiAl li. SHOEMAKER.
JOHN CHRISTIAN. Admr
March 11, 1643 40.
NOTICE.
IS hereby given, that wehr.ye purchased at con'
stable sale as the property of David Cox, one bay
mare, one sorrel mare, two setts horse gters, one
cow and calf; one plow, one sled, one windmill,one
mantle clock, one waggon, and have left the same
in his possession during our pleasure, of which lh
public will please take notice.
DERR & M'URIDE.
March 11, 184347.
NOTICE.
IS hereby given tnat I have purchased at consta
stoble salo as the property of Philip Dilts, one ox,
pne ox yoke, two crowbars, one Bled, one cross cut
saw, twelve barrels, a lot of poplar plank, a lot of
poplar Bkantling, and havo left the same jn hi
possession during my pleasure of which the public
will take notice.
JOHN M1CHLER..
March 25, 184348. p
NOTICE.
THAT I have purchased at constable sale as tho
property of Samuel Kline, ono yoke of working ox-,
en, one black cow, one culver plow, one harrow,ono
wind mill, two hay forks, ene iron schoop chore),
3 j acres of wheat in the ground, threo acres of lye
in tho ground, two hogs, one log eled.oneflax brako
oue grind stone, two log chains, one large iron
kcttln. Allfl T.nnm. nnil tinta mft tit. : ),:!'
, . , tim Banjo ,ii .us
possession during my pleasure of which tho public
K. 1'. WELLIVER.
March 25, 184348.,
NOTICE.
THAT wo have purchased at constable sale as
tho property of Charles Clark, one two horse
wucrran. ono hnv rnit nnitliv
o ' J iv ""J in iim, uiiu
bay colt, one bay horse, one black horse, one red
bull,one cow, one cow &calf,one spoiled heifler, ono
spotted 6tcer, ono large wagon bed, one buggy.ono
windmill, one bull plow, ono harrow, ona sett 6ingIo
"' uuu bicu, aim nayn ieu mo same in
his possession durimr our ulenenm nr .i,;m, i,
puilic will take notice.
, ., DERR & M'BRIDE.
April 1,184349. ;
NOTICE.
THAT I have this day purchased of Jcsso Cole,
man at constable s&je, one mantle clock, ono
table, one stand, one desk,, seven chairs, one bureau,
1 corner cubbonid nno 1nA:.- c
pet, oue lot cherry lumbir, and have left tho same
In his possession durinir Imv cleacurr nf whirJi lha
public will take notice,
J April, 1843
.JOHN CONNER,