Ifti'SOELLANEOTJS. DEbLINE AND PALL OF THE CITY OF DOGSTOWN. From TVlterweU's Yankee Noliotts. Dogstown is a beautiful place in tho in ferior of this state. There is plenty of land 'wound , so that nothing can hinder it from growing in every direction, and thus be 'eomo a great city. Ill fact Dogs town has already a one story church, part of a school house, and an elegant pond. , Dogtown is finely and advantageously 'situated. It stands on Eel River, a stream "of water which runs into another sticfam, and that into a third, which runs into Connecli cut river, which running into Long; Island Bound, finally reachesi n the Atlantic; who does hot doe, therefore, that Dogtown way become a great seaport! Tho territory in "tho neighborhood of Dogtown is remarka- Io for its fertility, bating that part of it which is covered with rocks, tho salt mead ow, tho pine woods, tho clay ponds and swamps. It is past a doubt, therefore, that the territory, it well cleared drained, peo plea, ana cultivated, would become a per fect garden, abounding with the richest pro ductions of nature, and affording a mine 6f wealth to tho couutry. As to the facilities 'of communication with the creat Atlantic cities and commercial marts, they aro admi rable. Dogstown has Boston on one side "and N. York on the other. Montreal and Quebec are in the north, while in the east is tho'rieh and thriving state of Maine, with Bangor and Owl's Head to boot. Kail roads can be made to connect Dogtown with all these places,, and they will certainly form such a connection, when they are built. t That the place will , be a great focus of trade when this is done, nobody 1 think .will deny. The neighborhood of Dogtown has; all the advantages that can be desired in a young country. There will be as many towns within thirty miles of tho place, as people choose to build. Tho population 'cannot fail to increase rapidly, for a man can getiarried for 75 cents, town clerk's fees included. The attraction for settlers must therefore be considered very great The Dogtowners are remarkably industri ous, for they get a living, although constant ly grumbling of hard times, lhcy are moreover ingenius. for they minufacturo tixc handles, wooden bowls, birch brooms, and white oak cheese, and invent mouse traps and washing machines. Last of all, the inhabitants of Dogtown are literary and intellectual, for they talk a great deal of the march df improvement, and the minister and the lawyer take the Penny Magazine between them. All these attractions togethcrform a com bination truly wonderful. But the reader -will be astonished when I inform him that the inhabitants of this favored spot lived a ' great many years without the smallest sus picion of what I have been describing. They thought very little of themselves or of tho town they lived in, and continued to vege tate from year to year without imagining Ihey were bolter on than other tolks. in fact, the world micht have continued to this day in utter ignorance that Dogtown was such a wonderful place, but for an accident; an accident I call it, for the Dogtowners havine lived for many years without open nn their eves, the fact they did open them of sudden, on a certain day in the year of crace 1834, must be considered purely ac cidental. Some people are inclined to as cribe it to the approach of the comet, which had a powerful influence in opening peo pie's eyes to say nothing of its effect in drivintr them stark mna. uui mat is neiiu er here nor there. The people of Doetow onened theirevM and saw; that was enough thev saw in an instant their immense ad vantages, and were astonished that they nr.mr had seen them before. 1 hey saw their advantages, 1 say, and were determin "td to turn them to account. Straiehtway Doctown was all alive; ev ery body was confident that Dogtown must heeome a creat place : and as every body told every body else so, there was no doubt abotst the'matter. Every man went to buy ing land who could pay for it, and those could not pay, bought upon credit, sure of aellinr it again at ten times the cost within .ri...i !.. ! a year, isoming was iuim-u oi um uk iui mense advantages ot the place, i no rich "es of Doctown were indeed immense, and how lhcy could have been overlooked so long was a mystery that no one could un derstand The land within the limits of the town was computed at 720,000,000 square feet, which is cheap enough in all consci- flnm. would amount to 87,200,000. What a sum! Half this land was covered will trees at the rate of one tree lo every five feet nuare. orouadrannle of twenty-fivo feet; this jrave a computation of 10,400,000 trees and as each tree on tho average contained seventy-five cubic feet of timber, it lollowcd that thdro was actually within tho town 780,000,000 feet of timber, worth on tho lowest calculation five cents per toot, which would amount to $39,000,000. I his add fed to the value" of the land as above, made a grand tdtal of forty-six millions two hun dred thousand dollars! THe mention of these1 surds almost drove Hie good people of Dogtown distracted with joj7 he'y could hardly believe their eyes or ears ; but there it was in black and white ; fibres could not lie. They were mnazed to think of their own stupidity, and that of 'their ancestors' in lettihg forty-six millions two hundred thousand dollars lie totally idle ahd unproductive; but they wore deter mfnid not to allow their wealth to bo nog.- 4tlsd uny longr; A grand scheme of speculation and improvement starled, and all rushed headlong into it. Every man in Dogtown wis how rich, or what was lite same thing, was sUro. of being so beforo lohff. Iramcnso tracts were laid out in. building lots, anil speculators (looked troni all quarters; from Uatsvillo and VVea zletownand Buzzardsborough and Gander field and Grow Corner and Upper Bugbury arid East I'umpington, and Black Swamp and the Bottomless Hons. Such a busy time as the Dogtowners had of it. Noth ing was talked of but buying land! build ing houses, laying out roads, streets, squares avenues, railroads, canals, &c. fce. Pcoplo left off ploughing and hoeing, because ag- lculturo was too slow a method of making monoy; tor who would think ot raising turnips to sell at twenty cents a bushel, when ho could make a hundred times the profit by speculating in land ? First of all, it was determined that Dog town should bo a ciiy. The want of popu lation was found to bo serious obstacle Jicro ; tho constitution of tho state requires ten or twelve thousand inhabitants for a city ; and as Dogtown', including the suburbs of Pup- lyville and Skunk s Misery, contained : population of only six hundicd and thirty one, it was thought there might, bo some difficulty in getting a charier without antici pating the returns of the next census. How ever, a city it must bo, somo time or other; in this all were agreed, and it might as well have the name first as last; so they conclud cd to call it a city. It is astonishing what a spirit ot enterprise these prospects infused into the people of Dogtown. I lie school house door was paintud green, uncle Joe Stibbons mended the top of the chimney, and it was voted in town meeting to put chase three wheelbarrows for the public use; and all in consequence of these pro jected improvements. Nay, so widely did their views or business expand, that Amtna dad Figgins, the grocer, determined up to give relailinr, and declared he would'nt split crackers nor cut candles any loneer. such was the thriving condition of the city of Dogtown when I left the place in the autumn of that year. I continued to hear of it through the medium of the Dog town Daily Advertiser, a newspaper estab lished there by an enterprising printer from Connecticut at the first dawning of the com mercial prosperity of the city. It appeared to go ahead rapidly. The newspaper spoke of the Exchange, the Town Hall, the Bank, the new Tost Office, the Hail road. Canal, fecr House lots were advertised in Wash ington Square, Merchant's Row, State street .Market btreet, dec. 1 hui was Dogtown m all its glory Last August I determined to make a visit to this celebrated place, in order to feast my eyes with tho splendor of a city that had sprung up as it were bv enchantment When 1 reached the foot of Blueberry Hill, winch overlooks the whole place, I walked eagerly to the top, in order to catch a view at a tingle glance, of the city in all its mag nificence. To my utter astonishment in stead, of spires and domes, I saw nothintr but Deacon otumpy s old mansion, with five other ragged and dingy looking edjfi ces, which blood exactly where I had a! ways known them. 1 entered the citv through State street, but discovered nothing new except a small home without a chim ney. Not a living thing was to be be seen in Washington square but three geese who wpre lazily picking a mouthful of grass among the mud puddles. I enquired for the bxehange, and found it in the use by the Deacon as a cow pen. The new church however, I was told had actually proceeded as far as the raising of the timbers ; but all was subsequently sold by auction to pay for digging the cellar. I had a check, on the Dogtown Bank for t iree dollars, and wishing to dnw tho mo ney, I was directed to No 10 Tremont street. This turned out to be the identical building formerly occupied by old Kit Cob ble, the shoemaker. It was bank hours but the bank was shut, and there was not soul to be seen. Just as I was coinc away I spied a tin horn by the door with a paper over iij on vnicn was written "persona hav ing business with the bank are requested to blow the horn,' I put the horn to my lips and blew a blast both long and loud. After waiting about ten minutes I spied Isaac i numper coming slowly dawn the road ; Ik proved to be cashier of tho Doctown Bank and after some difficulty I convinced him of the salcty of cashing tho check. Upon inquiring of Isaac what usa had been made of the forty-six millions two htin dred thousand dollars, he informed me that most of it remained invested in notes hand. Money was scarce, and was expect cd to continue so until tho onion crop had been got in. It was easy to pee that the city had sadly declined from its meridian splendor. In iact, Dogtown has suffered complete downfall, for hardly any body now speaks of it as a city. They havo as much land as over, and so loner as it con tinucd to be valued at their own price, they wcro as rich as Jews ; but, unfortunately, it foil in value, tho moment they expected! the purcnasers to pay lor it. The Dogtowners arc poor enough at present, but they are not tl)0 first, and probably will not bo jhq last people who tiavo ruined themselves. by uujiuinga city on speculation. Jlsk and Have. Astoro kooper tho other day, stuck upoij his door tho lollowing laconic advertisment "A boy wanted, l ho next morning, on opening the storo, ho beheld a smiling litt uichin in a basket, with tho following lable, "Hero he isr . lswUhs Xtt Tik Express. WHAT IS A GENTLEMAN! This is a question more easily askcil than answered, but it is a very important ono it seems in New York City at least, nevertheless. A jury was called here, hut few days aco, t6 settle a rrcntlcman's Claims', and they decided him a gentleman but if thoy had( left on record the grounds n iiiuu uuuisiun, u must ue as valuable as the 'andects of Justinian. Mr. Cholson. m. c insisted that Colonel Webb" was no gentle man, -and Col Webb onco insisted that Wood , the signer, was no gentleman, and Mr. Cilley died, because ho would not own that Col. Webb was a gentleman. Suro then, it must be very important to decide what makes the gentleman. Blackstone, howevor has but little on that subject. Chancellor Kent has not a word. Judge Story has not oven discussed tho subject. Kecordor Hiker has not flnoken. but never- thclcss, it is of the first importance to know wuai makes a gentleman. A gentleman Wears :i clean shirt, n hrnml. cloth coat: and white gloves, somo one says, and dress, thus makes a gentleman. Mr. Olay then; is no gentleman, for ho is very much of a sloven often, and therefore, te can t be a gentleman. General Jackson was no gentleman. Mr. Van Burcn, by the same rule, when he first came from Europe, was the first of gentlemen with a fine coach livery boys, splendid horses, and all tho paraphernalia of a gentleman. But the pickpockets that ofteu thronir in crowds. that make a push dt a dash to stuff a nocket according to rule, are fino looking gentle men, with ruffle shirt, kid gloves and gold chains, all caparisoned as gentlemen. An English livery scrvent is thus a gentleman, and thus as he is often more brilianlly than his master, his master often havinir l -... i: i ? .i . . . P auum mm soineining oi me slouch, the li very servent is mote of the ccutleman. Tai lor boys are always the best dressed mnn in the world, and ergo, the most of the gentle man, lyanuies are gentlemen m extremes. which means the perfection of gentlemen. 'pi. . i . . i . . . .. i ma rum wem wont. Aim yet what shall wo do, for all the world knows thorn is something or othor in the clothes, by which the world judges of a gentleman. Go to the hotel for example, m a homespun coat, in cowniiie hoots, (without straps!) and they will thrust you into Iho garret; (even me waucr uoyo ioo; among meir Tom cats anu Riuens, oui open your trunk, put on ...... i -i . t i t. juur uiujuciuui, anu uon i lorgct your siraps anu mey win say give the stianger, u mayue apanor, lorie is a gentleman! Ulothes there make the gentleman. Tim broadcloth forms the man. A Chesterfield in a frock, a Gnomon in Iiomcsnnn. male laglionia in boots, none of these) in a dance, could be a cent eman. Thn first thing a laborer does on Sunday, is to put on a clean shirt, and his go-to-mccting coat and then ho is a gentleman. Now go to a ball, without a close-bodied coat, without a pair of pumps, and a pair ofclnnn gloves, and every Oody m the room will vote you aro no gentleman. A French woman pretends lo tell a gentleman only by his gloves, or his teeth, and if a wo man was not well should ban ehaussc. anil well clad bein mise, all Paris would crv out .1 li.. j sue was no lauy. A gentleman, John Bull savs. is a mnn of gentle blood. Blood, by the way, docs noi amount 10 mucn m inn country, ex cept lor hogs and horses. We are all of the lioyal blood hero, a hereditary aristoc racy, in wmcn every loalr.r has in him lilt ol the King, and a parcel of the king uuui. uhmci uiuuu, men, wnn US UOCS not amount to much, to make out the gen tleman. We are all Esquires, all Colonels all uenerals, all something or other in small way. As for penile blood, take li President of the United States for example wno can tell where ho came froml how genue his wood is, or whit courses in it? Henry Clay boasts that he inherited nothin" but infancy, indigence, and ignorance? Daniel Webster was but a New Hampshire loafor boy, good for nothing to make stone wall, or stump lence and so his father sent him to school. IN either of them had in them a bit of that blood John Bull calls gentle. Ho we came to the conclusion1 t)at however important mood may be for hor ses, it is nothing concerned in making the gentleman. But what dots make the gentleman? i rue it is the gravest question on earth when men consent to be shot at by rifles and seek to shoot every body that averse they are not gentlemen. It is a crave fact that a man can lie, and cheat, and then nass off for a gentleman. Ho may have dono a thousand criminal acts at homo and abroad and yet pass for a gentleman. Col, Burr was a gentleman, an accomplished gentle man, all mankind admit, aiulycthis private cnaracicr even "ine uid uoy m Specks' passes wuiigui an cuempi 10 poiisu over, George the Fourth was a Hind of a Col ljurr. A man too, may be never so pious never so upright and moral, and yet be no gentleman, a ruritau was no gentleman. Captain Smith tho cavalier gay and gal lant, who settled at Jamestown. Virginia. passed tho world over, for a gentleman, bit wo never nearu oi a man m tho May Flow. or, that would havo passed in an European court for a gentleman. But vhat on earth docs mako the gentleman. Go on a journey, and shoulder your uwii nun, mm iuku n io your iioioi, end all tho coachmen, and all the porters, and all the byestandors will cry o,ut, that is no gentleman. It is very suspicious even bo seen taking; a valise along. In England a man that travels pn foot will not be tree. ted generally as a gentleman. If lis Inounls coach and rules on the outside, ho is a so-so sort of a gentleman. If he rides in side, he begins to bo a gentleman, but if he ;ias a coach ol Ins own, and tho postillian drives him. to nhotcldoor, out rush boots, waiter and chambermaid, Jehu-like, and the landlordjinglcs tho bell like thunder, for there comes a gentleman. Does monoy make a gentleman? Well, et us sco. Our Southern planters will lardly admit that a merchant is a gentle man, merchandize in England, is not a gentlemanly business every body knows. it money made a man, John Jacob Astor would bo the greatest gentleman in Now York State, thn very Chesterfield and Beau Brummel of tho day. But every body knows that many a gcntlo loafer about town, without a sous in his pockot, but a borrowed one,) a Chevalier d'Inddustrie sort of a man, that picks up an invitation to dinner, and lives by going put a visiting, Who cheats his taylor, and runs awav from his washerwoman, what in tho West they .i . . - can aqunucrs mougn incro tnoy squat on the public jands and hero they squat on ottomans divans, $ic. at large; overy body knows, we say, that such an Arab wander er in Broadway is more of a gentleman man Astor is or can ever expect to be Money then does not mako the gentleman Gold and silver won t establish the gcntlo man. 1 hey may bo good for Loco-Foco capital to trade off on speeches in Tamma nay, but they can never make the gentle man. T , ' I . iveaucr, you sec, we uespair ol denning the gentleman. Every body seems to know what a gentleman is, but nobodv can toll! 1 hat men should fight with pistols and ri lies auout what makes the gentleman, when for the life of them not one can tell, is droll, very droll. 1 hat men should throw away lilc rather than say another man had broadcloth, the blood or the bearing of a gentleman, is tragic and droll. But so it is. 1 here is not a Dock Wolloper in New l ork, that would not feel insulted; if told le was no gentleman. Tom I) ck and Har ry will fisticuff for hours about this point i.uvu .i iiuiuw irom iJiuingsgate, to Urip-plcgate-, or Newgale, and lie thinks himself as much of a gentleman, in his own way, as Lord Palmerson in his. The fact Is, all arc gentlemen, in their own wav they who livo by begging cold victuals, or Keeping uoarucrs on cold victuals begged, they who earn a living by sucking molasses uirougn straws, or creep up a chimney with a "sweep, oh, sween!" The I.awa of Honor regulate the proceedings of all. io genucman win oegcold viclnals on an other's beat; No gentleman will steal an other's story to beg with. He is a "black guard, who sweeps chimneys, or blacks ooois unuer price. "The man of honor will not "prig" from a fellow "prigger, for there is honor, they say, among thieves rt5l.fr ."A rM in:nn,oi-n i To tlic JRiBlrcsscd & Aff!SH..n TIIFi.subsjribcr would respectfully announce to lii friends nml tho public thntlio haa opened general assortment of Drugs & Medicines, at lus Drug ami Chemical Stote in JJlooinsburg, ami Hint he will be happy to supply the wants of ' thoso who may givo him a call. Among Ilia a. ' ie I nn FmsTEn Many men; who have acquired great lame and celebrity in the world, began their carreer as Printers, Sir i uiacKstone, the commentator on ws was ri Printer by trade. Kino- G eorrre NT learned tho art,1 and frequently sot types af ter he ascended the thronu of Kiirrl..!. Wo scarcely need mention Franklin, for it is well known to all who aro familiar with his name, that he was a Printer. Alexan der Campbell tho greatest Theologian that uaa uvci igriicuu me cnrisuan world since tho Apostolic age, is a Printer. Gentleman oi mo "iralt," these aro gratifying facts; but let us not be content that they alone be huiu up io ine crcuid ol the profi'ssion let us honor it ourselves, and do all we can lo keep up, and elevate still higher, the character of our beaulilul ait. Ditto. "What's the meaning of Ditto father, ' inquired a love sick green horn as no was noeing cabbages one blue Monday juiu uiuu, muiicreu mo o d man "why booby, hero's one cabbage head and there's another that's ditto." "That ditto by hoky! dad then I'm done with Sal, for as I squeezed her hand for the last time about day-break this morning, and li'inled in pretty plain English that I should like to get married, shn. sin-liml nut illlfnt" Latching the. Idea. A minister repeat ing tho first line or so of a chapter in the Bible, the clerk by some mistake read it af ter htm. 1 lie clergyman read as follows: "Moses was an austere man, and made atonement for the sms of the people." The clerk who could pot c.xactlv catch tho sen 1 ...I !. i, ".. ii.'iwu, rupunuu u uius; "moscs was an oyster man, and mado ointment for the shins b( the people." Again, "And the Lord smote Job with soro boils,1' "And tho Lord shot Job with four balh. Way to If ealth."Nov Jacob, my son you are about leaving home to go abroad in the wido woild, and I wish to givo you some advice, the fruits of my experience And first of all, icmcmber that frugality iB mo pniy true road to independence." 'Oh but faith dad," exclaimed young ho'peful "1 know better than that for when Jo and I went to Independence we went the turn pika; and 'spouse you'd go I'dllfor road to save tho toll." TOBIAS'S HEALTH EMPOIUUM -Jlnd Family Drug Warehouse. HIUI.TH, 'Tho poor mail's riches the rich man's bliss." dortmclit are Acid benzole muriatic nitric sulphuric tartaric Anni seed Acctato of zinc 0C9 Antimony (cruds. Arrow root Assafcctida Alcohol Alum Arsenic whilo Asptialtum . Uark Peruvian red cinnamon Ualsam Copaivn do malthd offir Barley pearled Datcmnn's drops Uismuth (nitrate) i Ulackintr. far boots Uorax refined Urimstone Uuuciindv nitcU Dole Arincrnii Uluc pill Calomel Carrosivc sublimate Oalatmno Camphor Catechu ' Cayenne pepper Cochineal Cocculus IndicUs Columbo . Cologne water '. ' Conserve of roae i ' Cream tartar Cubeh , Carawav nerd Coriander seed Chamomile tlowcri Digitalis Elixor of vitriol Epjom aaltn Essence of peppermint ' ot cinnamon Extract of colocyntH ' of hemlock of liquorice Eyewater ' Fccniigrcek seed 'Gambogo GnlU Gintian root Golden tincture , Godfrey' cordial Gum Arabic ' Tragacanth 1 Ammoniac ' Shellac ' Kino ' Galbanum ' Myrrh ' Gauiacurri ' Juniper ilclcborc, black Iliera picra Ink powder, black iBinglass Ipecacuanha Ivorv black Kcyser's universal plaster joiap Laudnum ' Liquorice root Lunar caustic I.ucifcr matches Loco foco do. Morphium Magnesia calcined do carbonato Manila Hako ' do common Mustard, Whiti Nipple sheila Nux Vomica Opium Opodeldoc Orris root Oxalic acid Otto of Hoses Ointment of mercury ' of Galls of red precipitate ' of Spanish fly ' Citron Wafers, White wax Oil of Almonds, ' Amber , Anni seed Caraway Clovcs ' i Qopaiva 1 Lavender 1 . Origanum ' , Orange ' Peppermint .Pennyroyal ' . ijoscinary Ktto Spiko ' Stono j Sassafras Tansy Par - ' Winlergrccn Woims'eed Uritish ' Croton Castor ' Ilarlcam Pink root . Pnragoric Ejixir Plaster, adhesive . do strenlrihrin'nir Prepared chalk r Pearl powder , ..Pills, Anderson's, ScotU, iloopcrs ' ' Iirtfs New London German Moron's Evan's Lyott's , LciJics' of Aloes ' of Assafatina ,v ' of Opium ' of Quinine Quassia wood QulckfcilvcJ Quinine Rhubarb' Rochelle salt Rotten stono Rose water Rust of Iron , Sago, pearled Salarnmoniaj, erud's Salt of tartar SalVolatilo Saltpans' Sanders wood Sariiupharilld Sealing wax Senna leaves SenaVa snake root Soap, cnstllo . ' shaving "t " whito castila fancy Sodb, supar catbonats Sub carbonato Spanish fly Spermaciti Sweet spirits of nitrs Soda powders Spirits of hartshorn ' of Lavender comp; ' of Tarpcnrino Seed Lnco Smelling bottles Sc'idlits powders Sponge Squill Sugar of lead Sulph'hr Sucking bottles' Tartar emetic Tincture of Aloes '. of AssafoMida ' of Peruvian bark ' or cinnamon ' of Muriate ofiron ' of Myrrh ' of Spanish fly 4 of Colcliicum see l 4 ofsenna 4 pf Valerian ( 4 of Guiacunl Tooth powder 4 brushes Valerian root Venice turpentine Vrrdjgris, VcFinilliari Virginia snako root Vjals, different sizes Vitroil, blue, grccn.whita Whito Resin In fino, his "Emporium of Health" will be found . w.uu u.ujr ,unciy oi ,110 most Dpprovc,i Drugs, Medicines, Paints, Dyc-StuM; Oils, Fruit, Confections', yc. $c. which are warranted of good quality, having becrf carefully selected from tho best established ware houses id Philadelphia; and which lid will SCH at most reduced prices. He wilier every exertion to accommodatH and benefit his customers, and there, foro respectfully Eolicits tho patronage of a liberal P"';1 c , D.8. TORIAS. Jlloomsburg, January C,1S38. 37 It WINE, BradyTtlTn, "CoT&TjuvJV ccivcd, and rcadv for delivery to customers at very reduced prices, by . J- Ti Milsselmah; Co; A school boy being asked by his teacher how he should flog him, replied. "If you please, sir, I should like to havo it upon the Italian syBtem of penmanship, the heavy itrohtt upwardt and the down ones light,'' Estate of Jacob IFmikr, late, tf Mount Pleasant towtiship, Columbia county, deceased. WOTICB is hereby given, that Letters of Ad 1 ministration have been granted to tho subscri ber m the cstato of said deceased. Therefore all persons lwving claims agaist iaid eslato are io quslod to present them, end those indebted are re quested to mako immediate payment Davtd Eves, Adm'r. January 23 B38, o-fit