THE MUSES' BOWER. "Mitch .yet remains unsung." The following! beautiful lines possessing the into vein of poetry and tho imagery of a gorgeons imagination, arc from tho young gentleman who gained the prize for the poetic address at tho opening of the Franklin Theatre of N, York. We had not ltwrd of him for a long time, and arc clad (o sec that his genius is Gathering new laurels amidst the rich scctrety of the west, teeming with all ihat is grand r3 picturesque in nature, From the Cincinnati JlcpufAieait. JVDDUESS TO SPIUNG. ST E. A. M'LUGULI!f, Qaocnorilio verdant liill, anJ flowery vale, The leaf-clad forest, and (lac balmy gslc, Where dost thou stay sa kmgl Queen of tho sylvan bower where jasmine twines, When rosy mom tn soft-eyed splendor shines, Where 13 thy Pan and hark! where is his songl Oh, 'tis not heard within tins forest glade; lie turns his rural pipe beneath the shade, Whcro woodbine wreathes alone Where branching boughs with graceful foliage bend And plumed choirs in .varied chorus blend Strains of wild melody, to mock liis sons Hope whispers wistfully "not far away"- Yet trembles, Tearful of a long delay Or o'er thy train is seen; For frowning winter shows him loth to go, And ever and anon, with sleety snow Obscures thy favorite carpet's teeming green. Haste, gentle Queen, in Eden's pristine, bloom, Sweet harbinger of love and beauty, come, On tho mil J west winds borne: 'Tis time tho early lark essays his wings, And from his yellow plumes the dew-drop (lings, To mount the azure sky and woke the morn. 'Tis time the embryo blossom deck'd the trees With honeyed cups, that tempt the humble bees Forth to the fragrant vale. Languish the humming-birds, at early hour To sip tho dewy sweets from flower to flower, And sport their tuneful pinions on the gale. O'er hill and dale, from mom till noon I stray From noon till eve still wend the mazy way, The leafless trees between: Ko purple violet meets my searching eye, And where the moss crown'd rivulet murmurs by, Tho cowslip, fairy flower, is not seen. Nature, for shame! is naked, charming Queen; She blushes for her robe of velvet green, And tints of heavenly hue; Then cast thy mantle round the fair forlorn, Let vernal blossoms the trembling nymph adorn, And wreathe her bosom with the pearly dew. let tuneful Pan the sylvan boys advance, "Knit with the Graces and the Hours in dance," To lead their Qucen'sbright way Again the halcyon days of joy shall be, froveJ rural walks, and rural minstrelsy, M1SGELLA3TE US. ; "Lively and gossipping; Stored with the treasures of the tattling world, And with a spice of mirth too." A HIT AT THE TIMES. mt 11 . - . ino lonowing capital sketch is full of point, biquancy, and sly humor, and is one of the cleverest hits at the times that we have seen for many a day. Tho writer aimed his arrows with great skill, and struck me target directly in the centre. We copy it from a lato number of the New York Mirror: Valuable Wafer Privileges. BY GEORGE P. MORRIS. How much real comfort every one might enjoy, t he could be contented with the lot sh which neaven nas cast Inm, and how much trouble would bo avoided ifpeoplo would only "let well alone." A moderate independence, quietly and honestly procu- ""i, -uuuy every way preterablo even to immense possessions achieved by the Wear and tear of mind and body so neces sary to procure them. Yet there arc few individuals, let them be doing ever so well in tho world, who are not always straining every nerve to uo better, and this is one of ine many causes wtiy lailurcs in business so frequently occur among us. The pres ent generation seem unwilling In realize' by slo.v and sure degrees; but choose rath er to set their hopes upon a single cast, which either makes or mars them forever! w Gentle reader do you remember Mott srear Poopoo? He used to keep a small toy-store in Chatham, near the corner of reari st, Yon mustrccollect him, of course. Ho lived there- for many years, and was one of the most polite and accommodating of shopkeepers. When a juvenile, you have bought tops and marbles of him a thousand times. To bo sure you have; and seen his vinegar vissage lightened up with a smile as you paid him the coppers, and you have laughed at his straight little queue and his dimity breeches, and all the other oddities that made up the every day apparel of my little Frenchman. Ah, I .perceive- yon recollect Kmx now. Well theny there lived Monsieur Poopoo ever smirc ho came- from "dear, delighted rarw, as- yy useu lo call the city of his nativity,, tnerc he took in tho pennies for w s.icKsnawj utoro he laid aside five thousand dbllareagainst a rainy day there ho was- a happy as? a fork nmT tnerc, in all human probability-, he would have been to this very Ja.yr a respected and substan tial citizen rati he been willing to "let well aioncv jstrc iuoiwioirr Voono- finxf fimml stories about tho protngFous- rfse in real es tate, and having understood that most of ft. his neighbors hail become suddenly richi by speculating in lots, ho TTrstntn'tly became dissatisfied with his own lot. -forthwith do- tcrmincd to shut up shop, turn every thing iiuu cusn, auu hui auoiu inamiig money in earnest. io sooner saiu man done; and Our quanflam storekeeper a tew days after- waTds attended a most extensive sale of reai estate, iat tuc .merchants' Venango. There was the auctioneer, with his beau- tilul and inviting lithographic maps all tho lots a3 Smrfofh aftd Square and enticing- ly laid out as possible and there were the 'speculators and there in tho midstof theta. stood Mwisicur Poopoo. "Here they arc gcncis" said he of Ore hammer, 'the mttst vahiabYc sver offers svl iui outvt vtiu iti v u uiu iui i iv tlx I 'One hundred each,' said & bystantlcn One hundred!' said tho auctioneer, scarcely enough to pay lor the maps. uno hundred going lilty, ftoc! Mrv II. they arc yours. A noble purchase.- You'll sell those same lots in less than was a much easier way of accumulating nencs man selling toys in Chatham st,, and he determined to buy and mend his lortunc without delay. The Auctioneer proceeded in his sale Other parcels were offered and ilisposed of, and all the purchasers were promised mi mense advantages for their enterprise. At last came a more valuable parcel than all the rest. The company pressed around the stand, and Monsieur Poopoo did the same. I now offer you gentlemen, these mar- riRnr.t Inlo .-..!.. ..:.......! .. T - iuiiM.it, .via, uiuitill.iuiiy OIIU.UCU UU IjOUIJ- r 1 l ... . a . teianu, witn valuable water privileges Property in fee; title unexceptionable: terms oi sale, cash; deeds ready for ddive ry, immediately after thcsalc. How much? 1 he auctioneer looked around: there were no bidders. At last he caught the eye of monsieur roopoo. HHA you say one hun dred, sir?' Heautiful lots; valuable water privileges; shall I say one hundred for you!' "Oui Monsieur, I will irive vou von hundred dollar a piece, for de lot with the valuable vatare privalege: e'est on.' 'Only one hundred a piece for these six ty valuable lots: onlv one hundred rrn.ncr. coiner, troinc cone!' . Monsieur Poopoo was the fortunate nur- chaser. The anctinnficr rnnfrrntiil-iinil him the sale closed and the comnnnv din- pcrsed 'Pardonnez moi -lonietr,saidPoonoo. as the auctioneer descended the pedestal, you shall excttsez moi, if I shall go to I. uoire ucreau, your counting house, ver quick to make every ting sare with respect to ue lot via ue vaiuarbie vatare privilege. Von lectle bird in de hand be vorth two in de tree c,el vrai eh!' Veil den, allons.' And the gentlemen repaired to the count- uig-iiouse, wnere the six thousand dollars were paid, and the ilnmls . . - -- . ...v. juiiiv delivered. Monsieur Poopoo put these carefully into his nocknt. nm! . i.. . , ... 1 7 ' " abOUt takinrr Ins tnnvn tt. n..n;n... i o . t v. Mu,nuiicui inaue I him a present of the lithographic outline ui mo lois, which was a very liberal thing on his part, considering tho. mnn beautiful specimen of that glorious art- . irupou couiu not admire it sufficiently. inere -were his sixty lots, as uniform as iiuaaiuic, ann nix little mv ovi-a .n..b . like diamonds as thev waiidnrpil fmm end of the spacious sheet to the other. 1 oopoo s heart was as light as a feather it lln Gnitnnnil i I - ins uiin-ers in inn verv wantonness of joy aa he repaired to Del- , uu oruereuinenrst good French ilmiinr ihnl lm.1 ..U.t.l l t.: . , . r " " " " wu.iaa olln;u ins arrival m America. Alter having discussed 1, washed it down with a bottle of choice old UJ Cl . rcsoiveu upon a visitto Long Isl ana to view his purchase. 11 .,cr.. v ".."iwu.aii.iy jnreci a horse and eig. crossed the IJrookly,, Ferry, and drove along tho margin of the river to the Walla- I . f mtMnili.J.l.. I f 1 . ... uuui, uiu iiiuauun in question wur menu, However, was not a little l uipiuxuu io nnu his property. Everv mmg on the map was an fair and even as liuBwuiu, wiuio an mo grormtla afrout him were as undulated as they could well be iHiif5iiii.il, aim mere was an arm of the mver running ,,mto into the land, which eoned to have no businnHK i, i his puzzletl the Frenchman exceednHfy and, being a stranger in those parts," he called to a farmer in an adjacent field. Mon umt, you acquaint vid dis part of - 'Yes, I was born here, and know inch of t.' vnn. -v-v 'Ah, e'est bien (tat will do am) the v renchman mlSStn: to show me do sixty lot vich I have btn ght vid the vaiuarbie vatarn nr.Viin b 'JTie fanner glanced his eveover tit rL per. ' l fortnight for fifty thousand dollars profitl' Monsieur Poopoo pricked up his cars at this: and was lost In astonishment. This Tes 8iV. Wl'th nTn.-,mrr. rr,...nrr.JOT"Wnr&veme,. gOOC enoUffh to rrftt intn rr,,. !,.' T ...:n " " . i run win m: vn , .i . " """" 1 wu rw Vat yorr say, saror of Long' d S SSASt ly Uir.pca.iatn rfS Y ,3' ' ff out &r a great ty? 5r A, whSrfS is only viable at low Mel Tvf.en h s part of thttV.t r Vr.r ..." r.' bo. just there. Your lots, a7yc7wn cei ve, arc beyond it: and arc now ir n.i ' watcc' Xt fiwt the Frenchman was incrcdulouw He could not believe his senses. As the facts. howcVcV. irradfallv broke unon him. he looked at the s'ky tho river tho farm- er -ana rn.cn no turned away ami gazed at them all over Again! J -here was 'his ground, mire ttoough; but theft it could not be mcr- cciVcd, for there Was a river flowing over ill Ho drew a box Irom his waistcoat pocket, 'opened it, with an cm'phaYrc knock upon the lid, look a pinch of -snuff and rc- stored it to Ins Waistcoat pocket as before. 1 oopoo was evidently in trouble, having "thoughts which often lie too deep for tears?" i and, as his grtcf Va$ also too 1 lor words, hcunticd ins horse, jumped into tIlc gigN d rcUUhcd to the auctioneer in all possible haste. It wos near night when he arrived at the Suction room his horse in a foam and himself in a fury. The auctioneer Was leaning back in his chair, with his leers stuck out of a low window, nuietlv smo king a cigar after the labors of tho dav. and humming the music from the Itat new oncnu 'Monsieur. I have much plaisair to find you, chcz vous, at home.' 'Ah, Poopoo! triad to sec vou Take a seat old boy.' 'Hut 1 shall not take Jc eeat, sarc.' 'No why what's the matter!' 'On, bcaucomp de matter. I have licch to sec de gran lot vot you eml mc to dav.' 'Well, sir I lropc you like your purchase! 'SSo, monsieur, but! do not like it at all 'I'm sorry for it! but there is no ground for your complaint.' 'Wo, sarc; dare is no ground at all -de ground is all vatare.' I 'V fill infcff.' I 4 " 'I do not joke. I ncvar joke; fen en tends pass raillerie. Vare voulez vouz have de kindness to give me back de mon ey vot l pay! Certainly not.' 'Den vill you be so good as to take de East river off de top of my lot?' ' 1 hat s your business, sir, not mine. 'Den I make von mauvaise affaire von gran mistake! l hope not, 1 don't think you have thrown away your money in wtand. 'IVo, sarc; but 1 have throw it all away in ue rivare. ... 'That's not my fault.' cs sarc lnU 18 yur lmilt 1 ou're von ver gran rascal to swindle mc out of c larsent. n'in rrrnw ntronnni ano u you can t Keen a civil tontnie inv d if you can't keep a civil tongue inyoui ncau, you must goont 01 my olhce.' Vare ohall I go to, IchI' 'To the devil, for aught I care, you fool ish old Frenchman!' said the auctioneer waxing warm. JJut sare, I vill not go to the devil to oblige you! replied the Frenchman, wax iiailarVBtT maticTfrCTiatnlllfl stj'ufff r'Mfi not go do devil torall dat. I vis you may go to devil yourself, yoii dam yankce doo dcll. nnd T vill nn mut i1ri..n ......ir . . o ill, nun, tvitl "e am'e' ''g'11 away, 'You conld'nt mafcn n mi- . .. ...... i . - - . . , uou til yuili I wrtf r nnvtlnr I,H,..I' i t-", iyj . 'Ah, miscricorde! Ah, mondial! Je suit "otme. i am nun! I am done up! Iain break all into ten smmnn IppiI,. nit t . v;on Ialne "ck, and I shall vaddle across oe Kran ocean lor I'ans, vish is the onl valuable vatare privilege that is left mc vrescni. Poor Poonoo was n frnntl i i.;- Ho sailed in the next packct.and arrived in 1 ans almost as pennyless as the day he left S Should any foci disposed to dottbl the -r"ic circumstances here recorded, let dim -'..., .1 .. .' him cross the jjuoinvurio ine wahabout, anu larmcr j will row him out to the very place where the poor Frenchman's low sun remain under water. GLEANINGS. A good author should have the ntvi nn.l courage of a captain, the integrity of a dying : , .1.:.... . "J .....i, otuoii UI1U lllLlJIllllLV. n tf jiiipuoc iiouiiiij, eimcr weator needless, on the world. The best of authors arc not ivitlmnt !,: faults, and if they were, the world would not uiKcnain mem as Miirr tirst-m rnri:.. is ouen called For, m nobody would bear it. The only perfect man that ever appeared in w w.su Mil. ... l I he man whose book is filled with mmta. tions, may be said to crenn nlnnir tin. ul.n- ti ! 1. 1 1 1 r..i na :n.A ... . r 1 . . ... ,7. , ' " " "u airaiu io trust him- seii to tnc tree compass of reasoning. Oth ers defend such authors bv a diiTii, nil... sum, and ask whether honev is tlm wnnn r. I.: ,i. i .u. u'g gamoreu irommany flo-wita 1 a iuw cnoice books make tlie best library: h'uiiuuuu wm uumuunu us, wucrcas a .l?.?4v-nly like lie titles ' miuumtu Wlm muc rt8C " , ,.?s' . flV,? F"I9C8 ,n? 18 "nJouutcdly - """I uuiiiu uiui aomcumes praises nm iriniifi iA Anr. v.r -. m "HUiiho um mma. Aien are too ant to nrnn.59 ni. J? Ii0pes' and Perfor"' according to their jf tR -n do little, wBlTo a Lnan wan!? Penco of mind. Ho TSSLS. ! I10.1 on ,,is. Z ' ",S m Dei"S ; too busy to. Soan answer. r.r " f Vcil? &"f fnw-r- rZ " T- . ',ni "av.e'.we l? Uo . luucupi lino all little and to amend ourselvcsi Ingratitude Awards tho IJclty. Pcrhnps there is no crime which finds fewer advocates than ingratitude. Persons ,accinc'd'6f this may deny the charge, but wioy never attempt to justiiy the disposition. They never say that there is no obliquity and ucnTcni in irting tmininuiui ot benchts, a niorai iiincss is uiscermure on any occa- t n " . stowed and received. In proportion to " .u.i.a uu iiiusu tavors is urc uccrec 01 ucmcni attacli- im to iriKratiludc. Acreeably to this is tlc sentence so often quoted from Pnblitis Sv o r,., .,.,! .'. ii.i:.. c. rus, "Onino dixcris maledictuin, quuni in tffatum homincm dixcris." With what fcclintrs do we 4weiifi nnd nn- joy favors ldfctowedby our Creator! Our dependence on htm is absolute ami Univer sal. Existence is not more truly his gilt, man arc an those objects, which render ex J 1 . t 1 . tit f isiunce vaiuauic. i o mis muniticcnce ere we indebted for intellectual iowcrs, and the means for their cultivation; for the suste nance daily provided; for the enjoyments uenvcd irom the active and varying scenes oi tnc uay, and irom the rest and tranquilli ty of the night. His gifts arc th relations and friends, whom wclo and from whose affection to us so considerable a UaTt of the jdyof life ts derived. His are tho show- Crs which llinisten. mill tlinsiiii wliinli trarmi the earth. From Him are the pleasures and animation ol spring, and the riches of har vest all, that satisfies tho appetite, sup ports or restores the atiiimtl Fyntcin, gratifies the car, or charms tho eye. With what emotions, let it be asked, arc all these ob jeeta i-icwed, and these blessings enjoyed! Is lt tlie habit of man la acknowledge God in ins works, and to attribute all his pleas ures and security of life to the Creator's munihcencef Possession ahd Prosperity arc enjoyed not as a gift to the undeserving, but as the Tcsult of chance or good fortune, or as the merited reward of our own pru dence hnd effort. Wfiro gratitude a trait in the human character, it would be proportion ate to obligation, and where much is receiv ed much would be acknowledged. In this the liveliest sense of obligation would be exhibited among the wealthy, and those whose prosperity had been long nnd unin tcmipted. Dm do facts correspond to this supposition! Arc God, his providence and bounty, most sehsibly and devoutly ac knowledgcd by you, who feel no want, and arc tried by no adversity! The truth is, our sense ol obligation usually diminishes in proportion to the greatness and duration of blessings bestowed. A long course of pros pe'rity renders us the more insensible. JJut on no subject is human ingratitude so remarkably apparent, as in regard to the Christian religion. I npeak not of those wno reject, but ot those who believe Chris ten son, that whosoever bclieveth on him nigninot perish.' What is rnAYEit! Pravcr is tint n mn. turc, a rapsody, a flight into' the third hcav- eil. It is not the nroml .nsront nr agination into coma l.lol, .! J , " . ..I ... o V "IHUII- ure aim sublime attractions. It is not S, CCS,,aC' PffOUl over- ""tiling lltic 01 irresistible emotions, h is simple everyday business ----- i" "iiniiuiiiiijj wiui uoti, com muning witn mm, ,,ot m tho heaven among uiu aunipnims not in some mid region of :ur, remote irom the nnrn r !.. business, and trials and burdens; but here on earth, icst where wn nr-nd rrranA ntI help. In order to this communion, God does call ns up to himself; he comes down iu us uown to llin nvol nf .,. :n....:... Thus he makes prayer a simple thing, as of a child's desires, whis- . . ii .iitiiiijitv the expression pcred inio the ear of a kind father. If'ym, wouiu see What pravcr IS. rr rn)...r ...l.-i ;, I I , - 1 w. n Hill it I OUffllt 10 UC, StllUV thfi T.nnl model of christian devotion. How Utile do we sec there of sublimn minrrinmto... i.... little of enrapwrcd sensibility; how little of intellectual abstraction and eilbrt; how much of common sense plainness, hkc simplicity, in matter and in manner! Alter this manner pray ye 1 rr g?7n,-,--SB ilUMILITV. Ihov who in ,('. immense." Sir Ts:m Nin iis death, cxririJffsud :iinrn.-inni;..,. m do not know what I may appear to' the world but to like a boy playing on the sea shore, and di- ng myse-n JM now arI then findirrg a v. r,"'" a juuuiur axiou man or uinaryv wiuio the vast ocean of truth lnv MH llnfIl(Svirnvn1 l.r J VrnTLT.VrrtOff W tho ilauirlilnr nP tr en: brimr tJW,v ,ii:..J3 , . infirteyf tfiey pass ihoir youth in ;nu "L ?"d.!r 4' his world fit to bo cnmnnroil will. !). .. !?.-. li ...u.wv. . liuiu iiiiiiiiiin.nl i wishes and desires tend to nelMr nrn,. inents which aro not liable tr change. The Virtuous man looks Karl nn l,l. .o. duct withoutircgref, because ZZ I.... I. 1 - Vr. . . " -.rn.nui Tv "V,"aPPy' tts mmd is of I Biieerwmess. ano: fits nHmm ir,..e.. datioau of felicity: he is rich ami&t pover- tyr and! no-one can deprivthim of what hn possesses; he is alEperfeotron, Ibr liis life is spotless and' lie-has nothing to wish for, sinae" he Possesses every things Wife ftlff r Jftlf-X person who wore a suit 0) homespun clothes, stepped into ft house In this city on somo husincSN, wlicre several ladies and gcmlcl men were asscmhlcil in Uh iinicr room. One of tlie company remarked (in a low tone, though sufficient- li. fnti.l In 1... r 1 1 1... ll. .. . . countryman was in wiirtffiir, and 'ftrrrccd to mali jpl some fun; the following dmlogue ensued: j I 1 tt:Hf i irom 111c vounirv. 1 - vven. sir. wnnt !!( vnn iiiivtif wri liAittfi" m J "It's cot n 'inrnei sicht o im.. ... ; .l " opoci uicro arc a ejeat many ladies ytlmKK OHfnmo iromr- "O yecs, a wounilv siaht. list for all thn . 1 I .11 !, 1 .1 ' . 1 , uiviu.iiu.u itmuiuuil III U1U IUU CK. 'J -.uni jtth nroquuc nucau among tiicni.tto-tlouhll' ' "Yecs, I licau's 'cm to incctin' nnd aliout," f ' "May bc..1Tto gcnUcman will take a el.uM.ifw.wt (irttd -Onb '6f tho company.) "lnank e, 'dont cure, it I do." "liA yn mVifct drtnli & tea.' "1 cats toast, what Aunt Di-hhy makes, IA!A u ti 5 drinkin' it, I never nce'd the like." 'S "Oh. you must drink their liifMtht" "Wl my heart-." AVhat was tho surprise of the comnanv to hAt the ftrangcr speak clearly, as follows: "Ladies and gentlemen, icrmit mc to wish vM health and happiness, with every other Mussinir tlii earth can alTord, and nMti you to bear in mind that wo arc often deceived by apjK-aruuccs. Vou inialook me, by my dress, for n country liooby, I, I tnc 8311)0 caus0 thought thens hrcn to Iw tun. Uc,"c,,5 ".10 d''ccl,,,, B inutual, I wish y uu a B00" '"( Cheating Unci; Sam. A ccntlemnn sent a lad with letter to the llaltitnoro Post Ofl'icc.and mon. cy to pny tho postage. When he returned ho naid "I guess I did tho tliidg slickt I scfe'd a good many folks juittin lettcrt Into the office through n hole, so I watched my chance, and got inino 'lnfurnhin, A Tateni Sigin "What device shall t have U 1oii my sifrnr' wwl n gtiitlMtitth about 10 bjen a houhC of public entertainment, with Jiis bar more fully provided than his pailour orlcd-room. '1'utonilUid picture of a hum. with vourwlf crawling out at the little enrf," mid a hy-standen HnMinKAnLr. Axaiiiiam. Pilate's question t. our Saviour, "What is truthl" in tho Latin vub gate stands thus Quid est vcntasi These letters transposed make, Efctvcr qui ndest. "His tho mmt In-foro thee." "Turn cut, or by colly I'll scrto you as t did" a man t'other day," hallooed a Jonathan who, with his gal in the lumber box, was about coming in con. tact with a dandy In his fine gig, Tlie affrighted beau turned out, for he was sadly terrified tit tho mysterious threat, and as brother Jonathan wa-t passing, risked how he served tho other muni "Why, turned out niysclf." Aimr.ncr or mind. Tho Mcmnhis Ennuircr re latcs the last notcble instance: "A gentleman bach elor filling into ccstacics with a sweet littlo prattler, nestling in its motligr's arms, intending to kiss it fell to kissing its mother, and was only oppriSsd of ' his mistake by tho fist of the husband. , , Awri'L nF.rr.not rfUcOciourf nTrruviTi.- Two boys fought out a quarrel the other day, an J ma nigger provcu 1110 -iiesi man." "Warn yc' said fr fcln'tiick yV, rjTAouryoirC'' ' A library finvlnf. . . i. .i : "uniu oho cxpresseil a liopo that no lirta Win Ini. . ' . K&J "exccPl "10 'Lives of the Pott, ' . .. as-- n.,.Mu . ""'""I'sxr.ss-a lellow who had ascended thn T.. 5r. .. WW of Icing hung, told thd nuiiuilliUl U1SI lie noril till! Tnhr u I. It should break and 1 c Val to tleeround hS V Uit laboriously injured StobSmS -"""I'l'feiientions were quieted when tho tltcrope with perfect safety I" ""o r"1" "mi liomiu'Iit "venture nn., Some years anro a rmrk.l,rn;...i j- I,...-., r . ".... mini ivjto was blighted try tko females . very todf(ly askcilayoung t1?;, 1 "Mcl hr . evening5 with Her. "IVo," ehe ananlv rcnl id. Imi'. ...i... i wont." "Wliv." renlint hP' ".",T;V'" K"8 'Wntwean thi etenlng, but some stormy ' """tB nny " ma I. I J IlltU HI IM1 K1I y, sot "There is no truth in men," said a lady in comna. "Ibcy aro hko miiub-nl ;.,0i, i. ..t. ft i uii.iiiin, nmcu believe that nil mrn nm Jur - - v y ' n S7.'7 A man by the name of Beans wa,) lately hintf fn the North of Einrlnn.1. a . nf.nf.t ,"7.y:-j,usj"!s "rst and plcasura l?rbtiToSKi'St 35Slr!iI,iS "iothd the babbies! b tIlcTo" f " jsa ,A,VtTon,crIatelya"ivc'l'"Uctrrfandhavin' ealculalnl to remain hw. iW.t i. t """" up io ino public swnd, itnd after 1 1 in tlie mot glowing terms, ..nmendation by savins that "hi) ft in one day (liat it would take him tack again.' Virtues of Mustitrdr "Miistur.l. Sir " n manufiu-turcr thereof. wblUf vhn! tfnt!nrr flirt 'fr tucs of that pungent article "Muttard, Sir; atfs Z 1 diol,loBisU ""J SV rV m an emetic, crreat A hlkter. nn.T grand a a cataplasm." A Coloured Cases ll was rcnnrtn.1 liu:ii mat lie naa married a 1 nek wifi.. Dim nr.. son rnmnlno.1 nn l.nt.At:....... .1 . !... ... .fi PnJ ' Wend met thoollcndcr with his black snonsir leamner on his arm. no I you llievo tho gen- looU very llact v.. iuc. u 1111u.fi rniinj:ii ItouMc Pntexrire-A ntfiwmrrrArr.t.,r...n vcry foniJ of ,icr llus64 notwithstandmg his ex- ""uai:"ws oi lierson, onco said t a wittv fr cnJ ZrrJ&Z0n" eone- and lUiu? out fifty cuineas for a lartro bnl.liiv.ii purpose to please nidi' " 1 ho dear little man!" atCiul tho other- Well if ts just like himi' A mon fannr fiivfinl irtnrM. .i i. .i.. chnciCby saying that ho never liked fowl play. Wo never yet stopped th press for want cf twoi , lines of nonsense..
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