gale me plitemat + A 'POLITICAL AND NEWS JOI7RNAL, PUBLISHED ti7RRY FRIDAY MORNING, •- mr...llliViiitok, Pro's, PP.LVEFONTE, PA. TERMS:—Two ,Dollars per year, invar ably in.advance. • BATES op AD VEIL TISING. • Wks. . 1 Is. 2 IN. 4 IN. 1 6 IN. 12 IN. 1 COL. 1 1.00 1.50 2.50 l' 4.00 8.00 12.00 -; ,- 2.00 2.50 4.50 6.50 11.00 20.00 •';I I 3.00; - 4:00 • 0.50 10.00 • 16.00 p 30.00 la 5.00 7.00 12.00 18.00 30.00 I ; 45.00 25'1 D.OO 13.00 23.001 3 0.00 45.00 65.00' 52 I 16.00 24.00 36.00 I 45.0 65.00 100.00 Legal Advertisements at the nsual rates. Businrss Cards, per year, 55,00. Local Business notices, 15 cents per line for each insertion. Transient adiertisements must be paid in advance. Di:RECTO-In(' B. E. V. R. R,—GE.o. C,.Wuaints, Sup Westward from Bellefonte Mail Accommodation; Through Freight Eastward from Bellefonte Mail Aconunodation.... Freight and ace= 10.28 A 3.1 - 5.55 rnc 5 55 r Di at Milpsburg • . B. .55 5: S. R. 8 . --DeartuL BZOADS, Snp't. PaSs'r, 10ave...7.45 a m Pass'r' arr.... 9.50 a m Pass'r, g , 2.30 pm 1 Pass'r arr.... 5.05 p P. R. R. 'CONNECTIONS AT TYRONE. Phila. Exp..... 7.51 a m 1 Day Exp.... 7.54 a m Emigrant 215 p m I Mail Train..3.oo'p m Mail Train, _6.44' psni I Cin. Exp 5 11 p m H. & Alt. Ac: .8.35 aMd '1111a..Exp..10.27 p MIPPLI.N ; & CENTRE CO. BRANCH R. R. NOIZTUWARD . No. 1, low'ts Lewistown rit, 7.20 and ar rftes in Milroy 8.15 a , m. 2;-leaveslerm'a R. It. 11.15 a m., arrives at p. m. No. 3, leaves Penn'aß R. 4.05 p. m., arrives at Milroy 5.00 • SOUTIIWARD leaves Milroy 8.40 a m., and arrives a R R 9.40 a in. No. 1, Pe ln'a. leaves Milroy 1.15 a m., and arrives at wn 2.10. No. 2, LOAN ifito • No. 3, leaves Milroy 5.10 p m., and arrives at Penn's, R R, 6.00 p. m. - StGge for Pine Grove Mills leaves Monday, Wednesday and Fr day mornings at 6 o'clock. Stage for Centre Hall, Lewistown and-Bbals burg leave every day at G a m. 'Western mail closes at 4.00. Lock Haven mail closes at 10.00 a m. Bellefonte Church Directory. Presbyterian church,Spring Spring street ; services . at 11 am., and? 1-2 p ; Rev?AlfredYeomans, Pastor. This congregation are now erecting a new church, iu consequence of which, the reg ular religious services will ho hold in the Court house tuttil furbter notice. Methodist Episcopal church, High street ; services, 10 .1-2 a m., and 7 1-2 pm. Prayer meeting on Thurklay night. Itev.E.. C. Pardee pastor.. St. John's Episcopal church, High street , services at 10 1-2 a M., and 7 1-2 p m. - 11ev. By ron McGann, pastor. Lutheran church, Linn street ; .services at 10 1-2 a M., and 7 1-2 p us. Rev. Mr. Thicken berg, pastor. African Church, west side of creek. Services at 11 a m., and 7 1-2 p in. Itev. Isaac l'inuell, pastor. Gormatilloformcd church, Linn street • ser vices 10 1-2 a in., and 7 1-2 pm. Rev. Mr. Kclly pastor. Catholic church; Bishop street; services 10 1-2 a m., and 3 p Bev.. Mr. McGovern, pastor. United Brethren church, High street, west side or creek' services • . BUSINESS:CARDS. •A L' 0193 , RENDERSON; :!.- ) Attorney:at Laws Bellefonte, Pa. • cdriee northeast corner of the Diamond. , ...9.:4;'68. 11. LAURI.IdER, Attorney at Law, Bellefonte, Pa.. Of fice with the district Attorney, in the Court house. 9:4:'68. ORVIS S, ALEXANIIEII , "; Attorneys at Law, Bellefonte, Pa. Office in Cour:La:House, Allegheny St. 9:4:1;8. • T GLOVE; • . Attorney , at Law, Bellefonte, Pa. . Office with Adam. Hoy, : . two doors below the, Press Street. . Cl D. GRAY, kji Attorney at Law. Bellefonte; Fa; Office witted. 0. Furst, Esq-. : T INN 85 FURST;' • Attorneys at Law, Dellefonte,Ta. i eALLISTER ,S 5 BEAVER, Attorneys at Law, Bellecont6, Pa. - 9111 AD. P. STEPHENS, Attorney at Law. Office on corner Of Al leglieny and High streets, Bellefonte. 9:4:'63. AVILSON 3;HUTCHINSON, Attorneys at Law,lßellefonte, - .Centre county, Pa. Collections, and all - tither legal business, in Centre and adjoining counties, promptly attended to. Office in Blanchards' Law Building,Alle gheny Street. TS. S E, BLANCHARD, Attorney at Law, Allegheny Street, Bel lefonte, Pa. • USH & YOCUM, j..) Attorneys at Law, Bellefente, Pa. JOHN P. MITCHELL, Attorney at Law, Office with Orvis & Al exander, Bellefonte, Pa. 9:4;'68, WILLIAM. H. BLAIR, Attorney ,at Law, Armory Building, Bellefonte, Pa. JTAMES 11. RANK IN, Attorney at Law. Armory Building. Belle fonte, Pa. 0.4:•68. A DAM ROY, tl Attorney at Law, High St, Bellefonte, 9:4:'68. iILEAS. 11. HALE, ‘..J Attorney at Law, Bellefonte, Pa. 9:4:'68 TAMES MACMANUS, 0 Attorney at Law, Bellefonte, Pa. 9:4:'68 T. STITZER, . Attorney at Law, (District Attorney,) Court House, Bellefonte, Pa. 9:4:'66. NT 11. HOUVER, . Attorney at Law, Armory Building, Bel lefonte, Pa. Q AMUEL L. BARR, kJ Justice of the Peace. Will attend to the writing of deeds, articles of agreement, &c. Collections and all other business entrusted to his care promptly attended to. Office one door north of Wilson & Hutchinson's law office, Bel lefonte, Pa. TNR. B. D. TIPPLE, Homeopathic, physician and Surgeon, Of fice in old Conrad House., 2d floor, Allegheny street, Bellefonte. Pa. Prompt attention paid to profcssiona.l of PO: L. POTTER, ur Physician and Surgeon, Allegheny street, bellefonte, Pa. 9:4:'08. 11. DOBBIN'S . Physician and Surgeon, Office in Conrad House, Bellefonte, Pa. 9:1:13S. 1:1 1 M 1 . 17 . 0 , and Surgeon, Bro ckerhoff uso liebefode sic .Pa n . 11:4: Cl EO. Y. BEATTIE, 1.31" Physician and Surgeon, Office near cor 1; ishop and Allegheny St., Bulletonto, Pa. A MiffEit., 1 - 1.. Physician and Surgeon, Office, Allegheny over Graham & Son. Boot and Shoe Store, 'Bellefonte, Pa. • • EO, F. HARRIS, Ur Physician:m(l Sargeon, High St., Belle fonte, Pa. ' 11 . IT. ROTHROCK, Dentist, 011 ice, No. 4, 2nd floor, Bush's Arcade, Bellefonte, Pa. Teeth extracted with out pain. TOIIN D. \VINGATE, D. D. S. • • t.) Dentist, 011iee on I.Corthwest corner of Bishop and Spring streets. At home, except, Perhaps, the lirst two weets of every month. Teeth extracted without pain. Bellefonte, Pa, • DOALSI . 3MM t ENT AL OFFICE. I) J. W. Rhone, most respectfully informs the public that he is prepared to execute any description of work in the line of Dentistry. Satisfaction rendered, and rates as moderate . as may be expected. May be fennd in his office wiring the week comMeneing on the first Mon day or each mouth, and at such other times as may he agreed upon. 9:4i'6S. MISCELLANEOUS CARDS, HENRY BROCKERDOPP, J. D. SHUGERT, President. Cashier. MILLIKEN, HOOVER & CO., CENTRE COUNTY 13.t.5.N k t \'G CO., RECEIVE DEPOSITS AND ALLOW INTEREST. DISCOUNT NOTES, • BUY AND SELL Government Securities, Gold and Coupons. Jam.3l,,r,s4y. MOSES TEOMPSON. J. I. T nomrsom. ROBT. MCFARLANE. THOMPSON, McFARLANE COMPANY, BANKERS , AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE, PENN'A, BUSINESS PLACE, CENTRE FURNACE. Intorestpuid on Timo Deposits.• Jan,lolo3.ly.* E. C. HUMES, Preet. I J. P. 31Annis, Cashier. VIRST NATION.AL BANK OF BELLEFONTE, PA. (LATE TIPMES, MCALLISTER, nAt.r. ,s;:co.) Particular attention given to the purchase and :aloof Government securities. VOLUME XI. .0:13 - SINE 111,ELLEFONTE IRON "Fiil3ll 'qty. 4.27 r • 6oOeu 842 A It at Milesbnrg Furnishers of Grist and Saw Mill Machinery Flour packers, Smatters, Todd's Patent . Equal to Overshots, and Circular Saw Mills, with Todd's improved Patent Feed Work and Past's Patent [lead Blocks, for Circular and Mulay Saw Mills, which se,s both ends at once, avoids turning the slab in making the last cut, and . avoids variation in thickness in Bawl* boards by the setting of careless hands. Cast Iron frames furnished when preferred, and Self- Oiling boies. 7; 1; 'CB. DA VERY & CONFECTION _CP ERY ! The subscriber won!d respectfully Intmeo the citizens of Bellefonte and vicinity, ahthfa is prepared to furnish, every day, FRESH BREAD, CANDIES, SPICES, NUTS; FRUITS, and anything and everything belonging to the business. During the summer season an elegant ICE CREAM SALOON will be opened for the accommodation of ladies and gentlemen. Having had years of experience in the busi- . nese, he flatters himself that he can guarantee satisfaction to all who may. favor him with their patronage. , May 1, '63-Iy. J. H. SANDS. NEW BA1(14:RY CONFECTIONER Y, ptisrm ARCADE, WGU STREET, BELLEFONTE, PA. ADAM lIORKHEIMER Ilaving.opeited'a first-class Bakery and Confectionery, he is prepared to - servo the public with good fresh. * DREAD,RtESi CARES, CONFECTIONS and everything in his line : , - it:At ti'm'es. ' tis , • . • . ICE CREAM SALOON will be open during the Summer, and will be kept attractive by the very excellent Cream, of all popular flavors, constantly on. band. . Pie Nics,"private parties, can be sup plied with all kinds of Confections, Ice Cream, Cakes, and Fruit at very short notice. May 1,'68 ly, • • Ju1y24'6,3;68 . 44 •; Executors. 74 CENTIRE'S STORE, _ , PLEASANT GAP, CENTRE CO., PA This store is now supplied with a largo stock of NEW SPRING AND SUMMER GOODS, Dry Goods, • Clothing,, Groceries, • Provisions, Queenswarc, Boots and and all articles usually kept in country stores and at . P, VERY LOWEST PRICES Give Inc a call. N 9 iroublo to show goods May I,'6S-ly. L. B. McENTIRE. TIV. COOKE, e Alloghdny St., opposite Brockerhoff Row Has just received his first installment of new fall and Winter goods, and to which he respect fully invites the attention of the public. His stock consists in part of DRY GOODS, NOTIONS, BOOTS AND SHOES, HATS AND CAPS, CLOTHING, QUEENSWARE. GROCERIES, ao So cheap that the ladies never fail to get satis faction. Remember the place to get the best bargains and cheapest goods is at J. W. Cooks. 7; 3; V. MOSES A. LOEB. FERDINAND LOEB M &F. LOEB, .I..teL• Carriers and Manufacturers orall kinds of WAX KIP . 4.SPLIT •LEAT4ER, HIDES SOLE-LEATHER, CALFSKINS ,fie N 0.3 3 ,1 North Third Street, Philadelphia nor3OthfiG. SUPERIOR WATER CEMENT, CONSTANTLY ON RAND AND FOR SALE This cement has an established reputation for its superiority over all other manufaCtures. for Cisterns,. Reservoirs, anoll other UNDER-WATER WOIiE.S. • It is warranted, when, properly applied, if notice of any defect in quality is given within ton days after delivery. Orders received byRODERT VALENTINE, Bellefonte, Pa., or J. DAWSON, Logan Fur nace, Centre county, Pa. May S, '6S-tf INSURE YOUR LIFE! This may be done for the benefit of those you love most dearly to render their condition comfortable should you bo called away; or, it may be done for your own comfort when rest seems most congenial, or to discharge some obligations to creditors. THE U NITEDANY STA TES OP NEW YORK LIFE INSURANCE COMP, established in 1350, having assets amounting to over $3,000,000 invested in the best of se curities, offers special inducements to its pat rons. For books, papers or information apply to 3011 N D. WINGATE, Agent, July24'oS,ly 10 Bellefonte, Pa. A CTIVE AN D EFFICIENT AGENTS WANTED, in this County for the UNION MUTUAL LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY. Claiming, as this Company does, some ad vantages peculiar to itself, Agents are afforded an easy and successful method for securing risks. A liberal commission paid to agents who must furnish first class references. Ad dress, D. S. Gloninger, M. D.. General Agent, No. 129 South 7th St. Philadelphia, Pa. A ug.2S/63.1me,w4ke0 1.7ö. p 0 OT,S • SIIDES & GAITERS, for men, women and children, all kind, and patterns, cheaper than any where else. mart A. STERNBERG TODD & DUNCAN, Bellefonte, Centre county, ronn'a TURBINE' WATER 'WHEELS, Cakes of all kinds,i consisting of COMMISSION MERCHANTS, EIM3MI3 • _:,-.7E- -- ;i-,. 'i -:-. • . i-4.,:.-- .. • ' • • - - • - -- - •11 \, ~ . i.e. ~..,.: ... 11 11 __ . I ~...(1 . .. .. . ~ ~..-% • . .A . ... .., : :,,es: .:'...-.. , c ,' - ' ; , . •,.,„1T. 4 : ...-...:::: •. .•.-....., ..: _ .. ( . .....11. . . •-,-., '..7 4! 1 1 . -. r.-2 ," F -- . - • ~ _ .': ~... ' r -;•0 - . '(.. ...'2 ''•••• -: ''' • e . , - . .. , • . • . . - • . . • • • • • . • • lIIIISCKELLANEOUS; ITARNESS, SADDLE, AND BRIDLE MANUFACTORY, BY J. EL McCLURE Now Building, Bishop Street, EEELEFONTE, PENN'A. • Mr. MoClurohaving now permanently loca ted himself in the new building erected for the purpose, in Bishop street, very , respectfully and cordially invites ALL . lIIS OLD CIIpTOMERS, and tho public in general,•where he is prepared to servo them with any article desirable in his line, manufactured FROM THE BEST STOCK at reasonable fites, and satisfaction guaran teed in every instance.: of every description on hand and made to or dor on short notice.' of every pattern and mounted according to taste. _ Pies, &0., &0., to suit in 'every particular, and of the very bos make. • • DOUBLE AND SINGLE HARNESS manufactnred to order in extra fancy and or dinary styles. and rigged with the best mate rial in the lino of silver-plated or common Mountings. • Cart, Carriage, and every other description of WILIPS always on hand, and of superior manufacture. Thankful to the publiefor the liberal p atron ago heretofore extended to him, ha. solicits a continuance of the same; which he will endea vor to merit ley giying entire satisfaction. Jnne 19,'68:337. ill ITV, BF,LLEFONTE BOOT AND SHOE STORE. GR.ATFAM & .SON :Mannfactarers of, and Dealers in GENT'S FRENCH CALF, AND CONGRESS Having added largely to our former stock we can assure the community that we have now the best selection in Central Pennsylvania, of LADIES BUTTONED, • • FRONT LACE, . . SIDE - LACE, AND CONGRESS - ' BOOTS, • Manufactured from the best English lasting. GLOVE; SID, CONGRESS BALMORAL, MOROpco BOOTS, withland[without heels. And a fall assort- MISSES' AND CHILDREN'S SHOES Also a largo lot of those cheap shoes, such as we read about,.and of which we Shoes, CHEAPER THAN THE CHEAPEST. We invito an examination of our goods May 1168-1 y Ri , ESIST•NOT_TEMTTATION Everybody is interested ! Everybody goes to see it WIT° . GOES ONCE GOES AGAIN EVERYTHING IS NICE, FRESH k CHEAP at RUNKLE'S NEW GROCERY PROVISION STORE Just take time enough:to road what ho has constantly for salo at the very lowest prices for cash, or in exchange for country produce. Sugars, Coffees, Syrups, Teas, Spices, Hams, Shoulders, Bacon, Mackerel, Herring, • " smoked, and in. salt; - Cove Oy • sters in cans Canned Toma . toes, Peaches, Cucumber and other Pickles, Catsup, Mustard, Salad • . Oil, Coffee Essence, Soaps of all kinds, Concentrated Lye, Sperm • and other Candles, Coal Oil and Lamps, Brushes, Stove and Shoe Blacking, Rolling Pins and other Cooking Utensils, Baskets, Tubs, Brooms; Washboards, Smoking and Chewing Tobacco, Segars, . Dried Apples, Peaches, Prunes, Cherries, Raisins, Figs, Nuts, Oranges vnd Lemons, Wash Lines, Bed Cords, Clothes Pins, Large assortment of Glass, Queens and Crockery Ware, Cheese, Sardines, Vinegar, and every article necessary for household purposes. The public are most respectfully invited to give me a call, and extend to am a share of their patronage, as I have resolved to give on- tire saticfaction to every customer, both as t. quality of goods and low prices. Store in the room lately occupied by Mr. S. H. frown, Al legheny street, near Bishop. May 8,'68-Iy. 11UBBARD MOWER AND SELF-RAKING REAPER! This celebrated machine is now offered to the farmers of Centre county. It is a side de livery machine, will drop the grain in a neat sheaf, or in a swath, and do it as well as it can be done by band. It runs very light.— One man, with a pair of horses, can out one acre per hour. It is warranted in every par ticular. It was awarded the grand gold medal at the great national field trial, lasting three weeks, held at Auburn, N. Y., in 1866. It has taken the first premium for six successive years at the Ohio State Fair. (No premiums were awarded in 1867.) Men wanting to get a first class harvester will do well to examine it before purchasing any ether. It will be on exhibition in front of the Court House during Court week. DANIEL LEYDEN, Apr.2,'oB-tf. Agent, Bellefonte, Pa. THE KIRBY ! IT MOWS! IT REAPS ! IT RAISES FARMERS look to your interests! Buy a Kirby Combined Mower and Reaper, with Reel Solf-Rake—vory much improved. Those who already have the Kirby Reaper, and want EXTRAS for the coming harvest will please hand in their orders at once. SIIORTLIDGE it CO., May 15,'68-2m. Agents. G - ItOCER .1E of all kinds in use, always in full sup ply and at more reasonable rates than else where. Call at ;A. STERNBERG'S. mart SADDLES. BRIDLES COLLARS BOOTS AND SHOES. of the latest stylo.! meat of aro . sellin g off —becauso-- —Sad— IN BELLEFONTE. =I BELLEFONTE, PA., FRIDAY MORNING, SEPTEMBER 18, 1868. MISCELLANEOUS. FO R BOOTS AND SHOES from the BEST MANUFACTURES PHILADELPHIA, go to P. MCAFFREY & ‘CO.'S NEW STORE ONE DOOR EAST OF REYNOLDS DANE, BELLEFONTE, PA., Where every articlo, coarse and fine; for. MEN, WOMEN, AND CIIILDREN, aro constantly ON RAND AND OR SALE, and virmiesaArkittioN pit tozo t 4 I) D) a Good fits guaranteed, and prices low! REPAIRING promptly attended to. Call and examine my stock, which may be - said.to be the best in this place. May .15,'65-3m.* PETER, MOWEIPN, - Guarantees to give entitle aatisfuotion in the BOOT, AND SIIOE BUSINESS. Employing none but the very BEST WORKMEN lle.feele safe in yeguesting every °mita wishes . a neat fitting boot or shoe, at a reasonableprice to give him a call, at the northeast corner of the Diamond. • " 2;500;000 LSTIMN. PATRONIZE THE BEST. Having the largest capital, most experienced buyers, and extensive trade of any concern in the Dollar Sale business, we . • • GUARANTEE SATISFACTION in every instance, and also the best selectien of Goods ever offered at . . . ONE DOLLAR EACH n other concern has any show wherever. our Agents aro selling. Our motto, "Prompt and Reliable." Male and ;female Agents . wanted in city and country. ' . THE ,LADIES - • Aro particularly requested to try our popular club system of selling all kinds of Dry and Fancy Goods, Dress Patterns, Cotton Cloth, Castors, Silver Plated Goods, Watches, &o. (Established 1864.) A patent pen fountain and a check describing an article to bo sold for a dollar, 10 cts; 20 for $2; 4 0 for $4; 60 for $6; 100 for $10; sent by mail. Free pros outs to getter up, (worth. 50 . per cent, more than those sent by any other concern,) aa oording to size of club. Send us x trial elub or if not do not fail to send for a circular. N. B.—Our sale should not be classed:with Now York dollar jewelry salon or bogus Teas Companies," as it is nothing of the sort. _EASTMAN ts KENDALL, 65 Hanover Street, Boston, Mass. May 29,48-6ra.10. WILLIAMSPORT COMMERCIAL COLLEGE DULY CHARTERED AND ORGANIZED by the Legislature to grant Diploinas to its Graduates. . . THIS INSTITUTION , but recently started, was welcomed at its out set, by a more liberal patronage than that which has been accorded any other Commer cial College in the country. ADVANTA CIES Beauty, jHealth, and Business Importance of location. • It is readily. accessible from all parts by Railroad. Its courso of Instruction is full, thorough, and pre-eminently practical. Boarding CHEAPER than :at any other similar Institution. For terms, specimens of business and Orna mental penmanship, MEL ples of money used in College Bank, &c., call at the Office, or J, F. DAVIS. WILLIAMSPORT, PA address Aug. 2;67-Iy. WM. McCLELLAN, - - NERCERNT TAILOR, No. 4, Brockerhoof Bow, Bellefonte, Pa. Keeps constantly on hand a magnificent stock of Cloths, Cassimeres, Vestings, Hats ane Caps, and Gentlemen's Furnishing Goods, which will be sold at remarkably low prices. Agent for the celebrated WILCOX & GIBBS Family Sewing Machine. 7:1; VI HEADQUARTERS FOR GEN TLEMEN'S FURNISHING GOODS; No. T, Brockcrhoof Row. A now assortment of Gauze, Merino, Linen, and Jean undershirts and drawers. Neckties, and bows of every description, gloves, suspen ders, collars, hats, caps, & - e., by W. W. MONTGOMERY, MERCHANT TAILOR AND CLOTHIER. Agent for the celebrated Singer Sewing Ma chine. 9 4 , 68 tf NEW GOODS! A largo assortment of new spring and Bum mer goods have just been unpacked at the store of J. B. AWL, Allegheny Street, Belefonto, Pa., and are now offered to the pooplo at the most reasonable prices. His stock comprises) DRY GOODS OF EVERY VARIETY, such as MIISLINS, CALICOES, DELAINES, SILKS Morinocs, Ginghams, Chocks, Cassimors, &c. Also, GROCERIES, ALL KINDS, PRO VISIONS, SUPERIDR DRIED FRUIT, Boots and Shoes, Hats and Caps, Qneenswaro, and in fact everythingusually kept in his line. J. B. AWL. May 1/68-Iy. 1000 Sawed Shingles, also a largo lot of Palling and Plastering Lath, lor sale cheap at our yard. SHORTLIDGE & CO. Bellefonte, Sept. 4, 1868-tf Potirp, attb. A NEW CAMPAIGN SONG. • , Arn-L" Trainp, Tramp, the Boys are Marching." r. In our homes we sat in pew,. . - Thinking strife and trouble done, And thattraitersvrouldbe once more loyal men; But we've hoard a warning sound, Since the campaign has begun, And.we'r * e marching out to battle once again. Citenne—Tramp, - tramp, tramp, The Tanners are marching, • Cheer up!• Southern loyal men, And beneath the Tanners' torch, You shall see the loyal North • Bout the sympathizers and rebels once - • again. When wo granted terms of ponce, Giving life and pardon, too, • WO believed the South had had enough of war; But the traitors march again, Just, as once they usodto do, 'Noath tho rebel '"flag that boars a Single star, • Ortouus—Tramp, tramp, (Sm.' , ... 111. Lot us rally from the city, From the mountain and the plain, - And united vote for Grant and Colfax, too, So that all the world may see That the country's right again,• And is strong in spite of all that traitors do Ormatus—Tramp, tramp, S6o. When the White House changes hands ' • Alnlour General takes command, And our mdrching days arid nights are fully o'er We will lay our torches by, And united hand in hand, Swear the Union shall be stronger than before. Cnoaus—Tramp, tramp, tramp, The Tanners are marching, Cheer up Southern loyal men, And beneath the Tanners' torch, Yon shall see the loyal North . Rout the sympathizers and rebels once again. [From the Now York Tribune: THE VOICE OF VERMONT. Am—" Ratty Round the glag." On - this first September day Old Vermont has had her say, And has spoken loud and strong fin' Grant and Froodom; And the ;burden of her . song, • Sung by thirty thousand strong,' Is "Three cheers for Grant and Colfax, and for FRIZIIDOM Z." °nouns—The Union forever, . • . • Hurrah! boys, hurrah, &a How the rebel hostwillstare ' To":11nd 'Horatio 'and Eldir; ' Spite of all that Val. and•Pondtetog could do, , Have a voters' : list so scant - . • That the friends of General Grant 1 Can spy Vermont's unanimous for Freedom: i .Cnonria—The Union forever, &ro Among her mountains tall, ~ .;.. • Like a•silver clarion call, Mugs and echoes sharp !the glorions shout of freedom; • • . • Anil : the continent 'acioss; • Freedom's gain and Treason's loss Will be hailed with joy by every son of Free . ' • dom.! •Cnontre—The Union forever, tte.,;:&e: The bravo Green Mountain State, By her vote, has sealed the fate Of the Reboeratie* nominees and party; . And, some cold November day, • Plat upon the ground we'll lay 'The rag-tag and bob tail rebel partyl Cuonne—The Union forever, Ste,, 4e #Rebocratic.—This term may may be applied o. a political cabal pepnliar to the United States. GOVERNOR TOD ON GOVERNOR SEY MOUR AND GENERAL • GRANT. Seymour is an intelligent man. I know him well. He was Governor at the same time I was Governor. Mr. Lincoln - called for volunteers. • I. sent him only thirty thousand. The President went round com plimenting Seymour, and said nothing about what I had done. -I took Lincoln to task for this. I Said; "[low is it you are complimenting Seymour for his fifteen thousand men, and neglecting to compli— ment Morton and met". His answer was perfectly satisfactory. He said, "Why, Tod, I never thanked Mrs. Lincoln for a cup of tea in my life." [Laughter and ap. plause.] . . The truth was, Morton and I had done nothing more than what was ' expected of us, while Seymour . had. He had never done the like before, and never did after ward. It was not -necessary to keep a Ma jor General in Indiana, and Illinois, and Ohio. to correspond with the President, as it was in New York. In those States, the Governors acted as the President's corros pondents and agents. You will remember that remarkable dispatch of Gen. Dix to Seymour, saying: "I beg to let you know that I have troops enough at my command to take care, not only of the rioters but of you." Ladies and gentlemen, I did not come here to engage in this contest. I only came to show my solicitude for the success of the good cause. , Political position has no charms for me now ; it never had much. I am getting too gray to think of accept ing any more honors. I have traveled thirty or forty miles to-day just to show niy interest in the.campaign. Wheri at the opening of the war we found ourselves in, the new Union party, you chose a Demon crat as your standard bearer. I fought the battle, and your votes made me Gover nor. I did not disappoint you. I made you a good Governor. [Cheers.] I Millard myself with you.' The Chi cago platform is entirely satisfactory, and you have placed at the head of the Union party that great and good man who led our soldiers to victory. There is no man in all the country that I Would prefer to General Grant. [Applause.] I have known his family well. My mother had the teaching and the training of old Jesse Grant. He came to live with my mother when twelve or fourteen years old. When she thought he was old enough she advised him to go and learn a trade. He took her advice. She wanted me to learn a trade, too, but unfortunately I turned my attention to the law, and though I made a tolerable fair lawyer, I have no doubt I would have made a better blacksmith. That is the trade my mother wanted me to learn. I am well acquainted with General Grant. He possessed every element of character which should attach you to him. Ido not speak of his claims as a military man, but we may all be certain of one thing, an ordinary man would never have achieved what he did. Nervous men like Gov. Seymour and myself would have abandoned Vicksburg, and in fact several other places that Grant took by not getting tired. Ara of all men in this Nation, I re , peat it, there is none I would prefer at this time, for President, to General Ulysses S. Grant. WIIILE the Democarts in South Carolina are howling lest the colored man shall be elevated to their status of being permitted to hold office, with a vein to catch every - , nigger" vote (as they call* it) thoy tiro condescending enough to receive them in their association. W. H. Exorasu, former member of Con gress from the second district of Indiana, and famous in ihb adfainistration of Bu chanan for the celebrated "English Bill." now supports Grant and Colfax. Advice to members of Cabinet—" Don't give up the (Secretary-)ship.” WRO ARE DEMOCRATS The . President, Vice President, and every member of the rebel government was a Democrat, Every soldier who, after being educated at the expense of the Government, basely deserted the flag of his country and took arms againSt it was a Democrat. "Eve'ry member of both branches of the rebel Congress was a Democrat. Every cut-throat and murderer who shot down and starved defenceless Union pris oners of war was a Democrat. Every man in tho North who sympa thized with traitors awl treason in the South during the late civil war was a Democrat. - • " Every general, colonel, and officerin the Confederate army was a Democrat. Every person who rejoiced at the assasm siltation of Abraham Lincoln was a Demo crat. • Every person who. wrote letters to the army encouraging soldiers to desert their comrades was a Democrat„ Every . person who was sad when the Un ion armies triumphed was a liernodrat. Every person who assailed the "lawfu money of the country" and the nationi credit was a Democrat. : Every person engaged in the massacre of Union soldier, at Fort Pillow was ti Democrat. Every person who murdered an enrolling offieer was a Democrat. Every person engaged in• the Sons of Liberty conspiracy to murder the Execu tive and overthrow the Government was a Democrat. Every person in the North who opposed conferring suffrage on the Union soldiers in the field was a Democrat. ' Every person who encouraged and pro tected deserters was a Democrat. Every person who refused to contribute to the relief of sick and wounded soldiers was a Democrat.' Every ,person who declared that he . "would like to sec; all Democrats unite in a bold and op en r resistanee . to attempts to .keeps ours a united people" waS a Democrat. ' • Every person who was in favor of "two republics and a united South" was a Demo- . crat. lvery . persoa who was anxious to knovi whether "the South had resources 4Lough to keep the Unicin army it :bay"' wiis a• Democrat. -. : ••• : Every person- ; who denie9..the,•authority, of the. General Government to -enforce. its lawa was a Democrat. • '''Every per;On witerndilinizCd Efie rebel= lion as "legitiniato - , leg il, and just'' 'vas a Democrat. Every - mantwhol; - aliouted • , Mot. another man nor another ,dellar to:carry:on:a war" was a•Pemoerat. • . , , , ! giery man who insulted ,the loyalarmies Of the trniOn'liy declaring "ate war , a fail ure" was a Demociat . . Every person who %invente'd dalfgerous compounds to burn steamboats and North ern cities was a Democrat; Every .personf . who contrived hellish schemes:to introduce the • wasting • pisti lence of yellow fever into Northern cities was a Democrat. Every person who • robbed the .school funds and used the money for gold 'gamb. ling operations was a Democrat. Eyery person who engaged .in_shooting down negroes in the streets:or burning ne gro school-houses was aDemoorat. Every person who burned up negro chil- Aron in orphan asylums was a Democrat. Every officer in the army who was dis missed for cowardice and disloyalty was a Democrat. •• ',Every man who denounced Union sol diers is "Lincoln hirelings" was a Demo crat. Every: manwho 'denounced greenbacks as . PLincoln skins" was a Democrat. .Every man who.assertathat "bo.yonets were shouldered for cold blooded murder" was a Democrat. Every man who asserted that "our only hope is in the successfulr6istance of Um . South" was a Democrat. • Every man who, during the war, assor ted that the public was "Dying ! Dying ! Dying! ! !" was a Democrat Every person who conspired to release rebel prisoners and burn Northern cities was a Democrat. • Every member of the Euklux Klan is a Democrat. . Booth the assassin was a Democrat. . Seymour, who addiesied a - murderous mob as "my friends," is . a Demodrat: . • General Forrest, the FortPiTlow butcher, is a Deinocrat. • • Win, the murderer of Union prisoners, was a Democrat, Dr. Mudd, Payne, :At zerogt; and Mrs, Stirralt - were Democrats. - Wade Hamiton, Jeff Thompson, and Beauregard are Democrati.• Clement L. Vallandigham is a Democrat. Jeff Davis, Brick Pomeroy, • and the Deiil are Democratc—lndianapolis Jour ntd. SOLDIER PUTS SOME QUESTIONS. To the Editor of the Cincinnati Commer cial : As the so-called Democratic party is ask ing for the Totes of the Union soldiers, I would ask these soldiers to carefully weigh the following: What party was it opposed the bill pro viding for the , issue of rations to soldiers at the comniendenient of the war ? What party was it who, at the timo whop our soldiers most needed encouragemont, said : "Not another man nor another dol lar for this war ?" What party was it that, when our army needed reinforcement, opposed recruiting and the . draft, and incited riots ? What party , was, it that disfranchised the wounded and. crippled soldiers who are inmates of the National .Afilitary Asylum (Soldiers' Homo') at Dayton, Ohio ? [These men have a permanent home here, and are under tho constitution and laws ofily State of Ohio, entitled to the elective fran chise.] If a soldier who has lost his health, or a limb, in defence of our common country is not entitled to vote, who is ? Some rebel, I suppose. What party is it that is now assassin ating Union men every day (or at night,— they are too cowardly to do it during the day) in the Southern States ? What party is doing all this and is at the same time howling because a certain class of rebels cannot rule the country? If a party can do all this when it has 'no power, what will it do when it:has control of the Government ? -"Our ballots than go as did our bullets agUinst fires:son:arid for loyalty."' Cou.nexon Smyth has removed ono hundred and eight Republicans from ,the New York Custom . Houso. Just so many added to the ranks - of hard ' workers for Grant and Colfax. Thanks! THE DEI4OOE4I'IO PLATFORM REDUCED TO PR. ACTIerl. The Decatur Gazette reports the follow ing conversation that occurred between a prominent Democrat and an Irishman of that city. For convenience it designates the parties as Jack and Pat: Jack—How do you like the Democratic platformz Pat—l can't understand it ; would ye be after explaining it to me—all about the bond question ? Jack—Oh, yes, with pleasure; You se e the rich men own all the bonds and the poor men have to pay for the bonds. Pat—ls that your platform ? Jack—Yes; and now the Democratic party proposes to pay off the bonds with greenbacks, and thus every man will be treated equally. • Pat—The devil ye say ! is that the way? Jack—Not in•so many words, but that is what itmeans. Aml now, Pat, I. want you to do all you can for our party : bring all the boys out at all the meetings, and— Pat—llould on, Jack: will yer paying the bonds off with greenbacks make the •poor man as rich as the bondholder ?- Jack—No, n(4. exactly; the bondholder will have hes money inzreenbaeks, where we can tax them. Pat—Then there will be all greenbacks, And money will be plenty, and we'll git gould for our greenbacks, if we elect. Sey mour. ...Tack—No, not exactly ; there is not gold enough in the country. Pat—Thin we are not to have gould at how in the divil aro ye going to pay off the greenbacks ? Jack—A part of it will be paid off by taxation, the money we take from the peo ple for revenue and stamps, &c., and as the greenbacks get worn by constant hand ling we will print new ones. Pat—Hould on—an idea strikes me. If the Government debt is all in• greenbacks, and thim in circulation, how many- cords, of 'em will it take to buy - a cord of.'Wood? , Jack—l cannot say exactly what they •would:be worth—that will :regulate But, by the by, Pat, could you pay me that little note you owe me ?.It was due yester day, and I need the money :very much. knot the not el is due,. and I'l pay ye according to tilo - 'DiMmecratic . platform. • _Jack—What do you mean ? - " Pat—l-mane 11l give, you . 'a fresh; one' for the one ye have. - . Jack—There's nothing_ .about,..giving. freslrnote in the Democratic plaiform... • • :Pat:--,Yits,;ye said wed pay 'the bend- Off ingreenbacks,,amt both .of them are:prom: , ises to - pay of the -same Government. , -Yes give one promisel.e . pay for another -one,. and VII give you ii fresh:premise, to, pay for the v ono ye have now The note you . -have now say . s teniier'eetri. interest, and . - • 'no. time •set for its payment. 7 • '• .Jack—.-But'this is an indiiittual matter ; and the .other is 'a Government Metter. You-lionestly owe- - me, . and promised to Pay. 'me Ye:sterday. Your proposition' is to cheat me out Of my money, Pat—An' its ebeatin' ye out of your money. is it ?' An' haven't I as- good right to chate'ye as the GovernmOnt has-tq ohate the widies and orphans whose money is all in the Government bonds? I'll-pay yo on the dimmecratic platform. ' ADDRESS EXTRAORDINARY IIEADQU'S STATE CENTRAL KIJKLUX, HAratisouno, PA., Sept. 2d. To the Democracy of Pennsylvania: bemoorats, did you hear the Union rev bille rolling in Vermont on Tuesday? Awake! arise! or he forever fallen ! . The Green Mountain Boys kept quiet and noiseless. They were lying in their trenches; Whitt we struck - them, we felt their deadly musketry. Danger threatens! The tyrant Grant -will succeed the tyrant Lincoln. The rand sills,. hirelings,.' carpet-baggers, minions, are rising in their strength as they rose in Unless we carry Pennsylvania now, by foul means or fair, hope is vpo._ The lost ea:use-will be lest again; The stars and bars will. be folded for 'ever. Peace will reign. The national debt will be paid. • The soldiers' beunties will be paid. The widows' pensions will be paid. The soldiera':orplutes' school: 3 . -will bo endowed. • . . Gold will go down, credit wit! go up. .Piosperity and plenty will abound. Democrats Of Pennjylvatilii! • • • Hold your wavering lines Steady ! Steady ! Steady ! Defend nothing, for yoit cannot defend yourselves. More money !. More money !' Moro mon ey ! . Advance the price of votes. .. More coffee-stained nattire.lization pa pers. ' - More Father Tracys. More murdered John Caseys, if • the Irishmen 'peach. More James S. Relleys, if they get frightened. More Luzerne county prothonotaries. More "active Democrats:' Moro railroad colonies. More Woodward decisions—your aid; ye Democratic judges! ! Work ! WORK !. Direct your appeals to the passions; prejudices, and ignorance of the worst classes! Stir up the just-landed Irish against the nagers ! Rally the White Boys "of BedfOrd ;street! Bespatter the enemy with filth Reid in profanity, and excel in abuse that distin guished Democrat, our illustrious leader in Now York, Brick Pomeroy.: Out--Pol lard Pollard ! AROUSE TUE PEOPLE I Out with your wood-outs, your roosters, your cannon ! Magnify the national debt ! Multiiply your witticisms on Grant's ini tials! as you never did in war times. "Our grand old State moves slowly! "In eve.. ry slow districts I would suggest, a spec ial contract with active men. thus : In 1865, the district polled 100 Democratic votes ; in 1866, 120 -,.:-Democratic votes nr w, .for every Democratic vote over 110 polled, we will pay you a fixed sum the day after the election." We must disperse the carpet-hag govern ment and put back the wheels of recon struction. Lrr us uArn WAR By oilier, W. A. VOXETPITABTEREANIRIL Tun terrible rayages now being com mitted by the Indians must sooner or later involyo the country in an ex.tirmi nating war against the saragek. SOLDIER What is that which Adam never saw, though each of his children had two? Ans.—Parents. In the most ably managed vessel the passenger must never be surprised to find a "mess" in the captain's cabiU every day PIIRSIIE THE ENEMY lz:zx 4;0 , NUMBER 3. Home and Foyeign Items, Gelieral News Admiral Farragut has arrived at Athens. Foreign immig,rants bought 20,108 acres of Virginia lands during August. "What Answer ; a Story of To-day," is the full title of Anna Dickinson's novel. Michigan is to erect a $74,000 soldiers' monument. Fashion authorities announce three-cor nered visiting cards. Fifteen servants form the retinue of a Cuban family at Saratoga. . Savannah boasts itself the healthiest city in the country. The Mayor of Nashville is on trial for the bribery of a voter. Nov York city expended. $3,020,832 for school purposes last year. Bears are numerous and destructive to shedp in Minnesota. ganufaeturing autographs is said to be an extensive business in England. Swineburne has two new volumes of poetry in press. In Warsaw, theyormer capital of Poland, people are arrested by the Russians for speaking their native Polish tongue. The New York Commercial appeals to the public to "give the girls a chance," by employing them in counting-rooms, shops, Mr. Dickens is said by the English pa peas to have cleared $260,000 by his visi, to this country. A Cleveland woman shot an alderman of that city, because, she thought he had carried off her baby. The Italian Government has sold the tobaceo monopoly for twenty, years for $40;000;000. • SSpeculatOr offers Paris $20,000 to give hint 'the privilege of selling tickets to peo ple who wish to visit the Parisian sewers. It is estimated that one of the Long Branch hotels tools this season upwards of a quarter of a million dollars. ' The Boston Advertiser is gratified to learn that there is a large sour-krout crop in ilassabhuSetts. " The liberal tone of the New York Herald is not liked by the French . Government. It is frequently suppressed by the French Post 'office. • A reception was recently given In honor of General, Meade at the -)Stetsm. ]louse, Long Branch,. and was brilliantly attended. Lord Stanley,•on leaving Paris recently, is reported to have , told M. de Monstier "that EnglandAvOuld go to vai if . neees guy, to maintain peace.": There:is s.ahl. to * .be a prospect of a week- Iy dine of steamers, between LiverpoOl and Boston, the Canard line finding that a foit-iiiglitly'steaniet 15 not sufftient to do herbusines. Two men in a Ne* York omnibus; on Monday of last week, got 'to .quarreling over a woman whom each, claiMed :is ; wife; drew pistols; knocked each other down; were arrested; and finally becom ing amiable, dreve home in a carriage with their mutual wife. An English writer says absence of body color is the greatest defect in modern din ner Ware. Go where he may the same dead-white is toned against -a dead-white table-cloth; and he protests against the chilling uniformity. Au envious Michigan paper, referring to the numerous meetings of pioneers in Ohio, says that "there was never, perhaps, a State which required so many pioneers as Ohio to settle it, or where they lived so long, and died so often." A Paris paper considers the. New York press below mediocrity, because the New York police report's show that thirty edi tors and forty-two reporters were arrested last year. The New York Times adniits the arrests, but says the cuiprets were. merely the "hangers on" of . New York journalism. An advertising people arc always thrifty. The enteprise and energy that prompt them to push forward in the race and keep themselves and their business before the eyes. of the world insure them against failure. It would be difficult to point to a single instance of great success in trade that has not been won - through the valuable medium of the advertising coluinna : of the daily press.. Our most famous houses in every branch of business are those which have expended fortunes as advertisers, and persevered until they have forced patron age-from the public. The Americaii peo ple are -beginning to' understand these truths; and advertising is now as much a necessity of business lite as are the rail roads and the telegraph. Commissioner Capron, of the Agricul tural Bureau, has abolished the system of distributing ,seeds, eicept so far as to fur nish seed for exper fluent to those who de sire to test them with a view to improving the products of the country. One of the largest tobacconists in New York, has made an estimate of his losses through his employees. What with the number of cigars smoked, carried away and sold surreptitiously, his annual loss reached the high figure of $15,000. A California editor, in speaking of a notorious ruffian in that State, who is sup posed to have committed more murders than any other man on the Pacific coast, says : "Ile has a wonderful talent for be :rearing any family he does not happen to like." French papers say the vines present a splendid appearance all over the country, and,, therefore, as Thomas Morsatt, French astrologer, prophesied in 12GS, "we shall have cheap claret, and bless God." A slave in Brazil has carved a statue of Cupid, for which he has won the national medal for the best work of sculpture and received his liberty. This is the first in stance ever known of the God of Love getting a person out of trouble. A young lady in Snyder county, Penna., on the 20th ult., was in the garden picking blackberries. A piercing scream from her alarmed the rest of the family, who were at the tea-table. Hastening to the spot, they found her on the ground insensible. She was carried into the house, and, sad to relate, examination proved that she was dead. Tier friends, on proceeding to pre pare the body for interment, were horror • stricken to find an immense black snake coiled tightly around her person, under neath her clothing. There being no evi dence of the snake having bitten her, the inference was that the young lady died from fright. • Miscellaneous. The Western Rural. saes that the parings of cucumbers will:disperse roaches. Mrs. Rachel Posey, whose 'husband was a soldier under General Washington, died at Valley Forge, Pa., a short time ago, at le good old age of 102 years and 101nontlis. The Methodist Episcopal church edifice in Hamilton, Ohio, which weighs "one million and six. hundred tons," was re- NEWSPAPER LAWS. Postmasters are required to give notice by letter, when a subscriber does not take his pa per from the office, and give the reason for its not ;being taken. Neglecting to do so makes the postmaster responsible to the publisher for the payment. Any person who takes a paper regularly from the post office, Whether ha has subscribed for it or not, is responsible for the subscription. A person ordering Ids paper discontinued must pay alharrearagesor the publisher may con tinue to send it until-payment is made, and col lect filo whole amount, whether it is taken out of the office ornot. •• .- - The courts have decided that refusing to take newspapers and periodicals from the post office, or removing and - leaving them uncalled for, Is pimafacie evieenee of intentional fraud. cently raised six and a half feet, for the purpose of securing a good height for the basement room. The lifting was accono, pushed by the application of hydraulic force. One of the chief peculiarities of the His soul bottom is said to be the great growth of sun-flowers. For miles and miles they extend in tunbroken and ' profuse luxuri ance, and utter .uselessuess. They wore first brought, there by the Mormons, when they were emigrating westward from Nan voo, and have since spread until they have extended for thousand miles along the river. A very strange account comes from Madagascar, of theburial of the late Queen; the body was swathed' in nearly five hun dred silk lambas, in the folds of which 20 gold watches, 100 gold • chains, brooches, bracelets, and other jewelry, to gether with 500 gold coins, were roEA. All the presents she had received from the Queen and the Emperor of the French Were buried with her, and all her fund tire and personal effects: had for the heirs. The highest mountain in the wail is the Ivy Gamin, 20,450 feet. The highest peak in the world is Mount Even 29,- 000. The highest permanently in7:ahitea place in the world is Ladak, 15,11 - i' feet. The greatest mountain. height visited by man is beyond Ivy Gamin, 22,C39 feet. The highest point at which a rntm can ascend, without having his health s'erionsly affected, is 16,500 feet. The highest bal loon ascent yet made is 40,000 feet. Here is the best pun of the century; and by these presents we confer on its un known author, whoever he may be, the grand cross of the Legion of Honor— which every fool wears now-a-days : "Brigham Young is indeed a pillar of Salt —Lake. His idea of a wife is—Lots." In God's world, for those that are in earnest, there is no failure. No work - truly done, no word earnestly spoken, no sacrifice freely made, was ever made in vain: Never - did the cup of cold water, given tor Christ's sake, lose its reward. "I have passed the greater part of my life," said Sinul, the son of Gamaliel, "in the sociely of the wise, and found nothing more becoming in. the man of wisdom than silence." Wicked men stumble over straws in the way to heaven, but- climb over hills in the way to destruction. • - Personal. Congressman Judd has bought a "Chi cago pew" in a Washington church. • Senator Spingue has imported two Shet land ponies. Seymour, when a boy, used to pull flies' egs off. A Concord dispatch of the Dtb, reports Ex-President Pierce dying. Olive Logan. was at John Allen's last prayer-meeting. One of the Chinese Embassy is called Ghin Sling. Gov. Andrew once said Yankees were he seed corn of the Continent. A marrying man in Broold:n has now his fifth wife and five mothers-in-law in his house, and "order reigns in Warsaw. The Empress Carlotta litt§' hada relapse, and throws her pillow' frail lierEchamber window Queen Isabella, of Spain; on state oc casions, wears almonds • worth'*flue mil lion dollars. A parade of the colored Odd Fellows of the State will come off at Harrisburg on fifteenth of October. . A soldiers and sailors'• monument is to he erected at Lelidnon, at a cost or sev thousand five hundred dollars. After the christening or the Prince of Wales latest baby, the ten .godiatilers and godmothers sat down to a merry Siit.it:r, with music, and then all wont to the cir cus. Fracetive Artemas Ward has been heard from through Planchette. .Ife says : try in to frn -, er up how I could give :t trays twenty-live thousand dollars at my dab. when, according to reports settee, I didn't hey but five." "Sambo, why am dat ni ,, aerdown car in de hol6 of de boat like a 'chicken in 'de "egg?" "I gives um up." •Ans.—"De cause he couldn't get out, of it; wasn't for de hatch." Why is a thief like a certain household utensil? Because he is a base-un (basin.) Who is a man in advance of his time ? Ana.—One who has been knocked into the middle of next week. Rev: S. 11. Tyng was one morning walk ing to a church in which he was to preach. He was accompanied by his father. On the way they got into conversation with an old colored man,who assured them that he had rejoiced in a Christian hope for upwards of Lily dears. "Are you going to this church ?" It was the only Church in the village. "No, sa.h—l neber go to that church." "You never do to church—and yet you have been a Chtist ian these fifty years?". "No, neVer go to hear them young ininisters-prae-iize —Pse a preacher myself—l is." The Cincinnati Chronicle says the harp on which certain Democratic papers are playing, concerning. General Grant's fa bled intolerance and persecution of the Israelites, is a very small Jew's harp. • "Yaw" said Mr. Sprcitzelwiggle, who lowered his glass from his face long enough to tell the story, "I (links I knows vat vas der matters mit der Bendletoa, so as dat he was not nominated. Tern Seymour fel lers vas too Tani many for Shorge. Yaw." To rItsnA:NDS:— The edict is spoken t And skirts shall no more Of daughters and wives sweep Society's floor. But, husbands, rejoicing Too soon would lie wrong; If the dresses are short, Still your bills will be long. I was lately lamehting to a friend of mine, who loves a conceit, that popular applause should be bestowed with so little judgment, and so many empty, forward coxcombs should rise up to a figure in the. World ; upon which lie said, there was nothing surprising in the case. "Popular fame," says he, "is nothing but a breath of air, and air very naturally presses into a vacuum." A German editor asserts that ° a new metal Las been discovered, the component parts of which are water, gla.s3, and cop per : "It is of a deep orange line, can be melted and cast, wrought under the hm mer and rolled. Files will not scratch IL It is translucent, and capable of being wrought into ornaments of rare beauty." 3