The Lehigh register. (Allentown, Pa.) 1846-1912, June 05, 1872, Image 1

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It 1 mo. I min limo@ lyr.
kl.nr. •. • . i..&' 1:11 .113 L': Po !1°
fares . • Cif 393 9.0) 17.00 ack3
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Adialalatsairiesiiid4rltVii pilaw. 03.01
1311,0114.10i05t5/ .9.lillusertlon 11 tipimpa
la• sash sabsegarat hum**. - • ,
Ten lbw aim If ffiffllittf a Kim*. • •
. :. rtOBBRT IltiCUELLait:, Tillinauza,
, 4LLINT9II4.PA
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°aril accobo. ;
•
='' 212 Ntirth PrihtirSti43e4 Phila.
Br aonialni thomoolies to a special Hue or goads and
kg: tn: tz:rel.tir, , , ..y.,..zitolnaeitig"hde4
stools 4.'44 lag to make op toe most thorough mock of
WRITE GOODS,
ia til .:r ui . ot 'and s at. this souse a specialty to
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roa t eolVeltlrmil g el t ioVe D s i t a o c tie ) To!i h n . d 7 . "' 712 ° a b °'"'
Oar Imo places, eirlonseralug more than 3d MO yards of
HAMBURG EDGINGS AND INSEHTINGS
AD melee! .attaiisisalld kalton•koio edam?.
flu Miklos an& blia 'tooling comblootioug M . 44s
megly.,fotgarr oink !Moo. , ,•
Itilk. 4l 4 4 i4E Y
11. B. OLJR (A. 8. 8/11111111.
11i
Increase in ..13usinses
NECESSITATED ( , CREA S E
Itst STOCK i.
SPRING AND SUMMER
ANNOUNCEMENT
OF
,A IL Y . • RRIVALS,
IMEED
"MAMMOTH • STORES."
E. S. SHEUER & CO..
705 AND 707
HAMILTON ST., ALLENTOWN, PA.,
FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC
DRY GOODS
Oti11'81 . (117 , r li entirely too siminerate ar.
ilelec and will only may Was It la lull and iwinsiele In
srm,' Can Calm, comprising all the dare eus wraith,a or
the unison. nod it prisms that cannot be undernold by
soy one.._We lump Wing usually kept in a well
regulated Store. In
DRESS GOODS
soo BL A "R R ,L zv
FANCY CO£ORI•D SILIIN,
FANCY STRIPED SI NH.
• !AP • NIIHN BTRIPPD mks,
BLACK HUHAIR and ALPACAS!
BLACK WOOL•DELAINHEI
, 88401 HONHAIGNEH and CANTON CLOTH.'
' ,ALNXER CLOTH all OMAGH&
• ORRTOSN. MITER rST Yin',
• ~1 1
£lo7' WEIGHT PHPI,INII,
OHLO HELP NuIiAIRS.
CHIGHRHII 41.PACAH.
• GUIANA DRESS GOODS.&c
.:-DOLLY VARDENS,
asides poisible description and design.
SHAWLS ! SHAWLS !
CASHMERE,
MAST,
MOORE and ,
' FANCY and
BTIiIPED SHAWLS
WHITE GOODS 1
Plain and Plaid Hainsooks, Victoria Lawns,
Ilrench Ilatnsof , kas and Organdies, Piques
and Mamas., Swiss Cambric., 6•e.
MARSAILLES SPREADS,
EMBROID ERIES,
HAMBURG EDGINGS, LACES and IN-
BERTINGB.
PARASOLS AND UMBRELLAS,
FANS.,!&I3."
Cloths aid.Cassimeres,
Prints, Sheeting, Checks, Tickings,
Cottonade4, Kentucky Jeans,
Denims. Chambray,
Flannels, Sm.
ALSO, ALL KINDS OF
G I II,O'IOERIES
WOOLgod other Produce Moo In ex
clmnste for Goods, for which we
P./ the hlgheat. m LLLLL price.
Reoyeetfoli/.
B. et. b4I6IER & CO..
Nos. 705 and 707 Ilumiiton Poreet,
.yrl7.lf W 3 • ALIANTOWN. PA.
TO THE PUBLIC.
REMOVAL.
OUR NETF STORE.
GUTII & KERN,
DEALERS IN DRY GOODS,
WOULD most reepectfully call the attention of their
Mend.. clubmen. and the public generally. to the felt
that they have lust removed to their newly nod elegantly
fitted up STORE BUILDING, one door wont of their form
er location.and immediately adjoinier the First National
Dank. being the building formerly occupied by Schreiber
Bros., where they propose to eontlooe •
DRY GOODS BUSINESS •
In all tts varied branches. They have the finest.. but
and cheapest stock of GOODS ever offered to the public,
embracing everything that the public can wick. They
would *specially invite the attentlori of all to thehr lee
assortment of
lADIEV'IMESS Opa l
This department they fisher themselves to bathe but
ever offered to the public of Allentown and viclutty. for
style. quality and cheapnese, goods of the most approved
patterns, As.; coisliting of
Black and Fancy Bilks. Black and Fancy' Silk Poplins
Black Cud Taney Mohair. Black and Fancy Alpaca..
Black and Colored Striped BUlthlill. Black Bom
bazines, Black Anstrallat; Crape. Black Pop
lin.. Black Velveteens, Silk Velvet, Ital
ia Striped Versailles Cloth, Satin
Striped Lorne Robes. Bilk Strip
ed Mohair, Bilk Figured Sul
tana, Brocade Joules' •
Silks. Brocade Pop.
line. Berge Wool
. . ' . Plaids
14Oleh Wool Plaids. Cord and Colored Velieleens, Inv
11th and French Chigoes, „Pinta. Pontius, Plaid
Chintzes, Plaid Nainsooks. Brooke, Thtbet, Ile.
lens. Saratoga, Vllll4l. Loaf Branch, Ni
agara and Watervliet Lout end gnu are
BRAWL!, in 0 EBVI\VARIETY.
Pirl/A.LL and \NEE...fiI
As they us baying strictly for cub, they latter them-
calves that they can afar meat lndueeme este to Pestle*
wields' to hey good Goode at reasonable p Mom. •
They only ask the publle to eve them a, call and mina
tae their Mout, and Compare prices and' atuntr. They
defy enmpetttlon. • . •
Thankful for put favors, they will en dancer to merit a
sentbmanes of the pitronage ottlletr old euetomers, as
well as et ell sew !01tut0.,,. . ,
lIRAN SIITII]
.ha 11•Ss d
HAPSII . !!iI.
The Iffeal rvaildy for Mtg. collo, all disuses °filo
Mlsi
os4aacboripleis aus.. CPI frowsty **of.
11110 OLD 111Vn.q STAIILI.
Post frimiby mull for NIP.r. Ceuta
tialgtawantea overt: i kon.
imuiterDeve.
VOL. XXVT
einor:.Ntvir DD4EIO3
I DO NOT P:IIDDIi MYSELF I
I HAVE .NO AGENTS/
AMERICAN : Hd:TETI:
.• ALLENTOWN. PA.
.OFFICE. NO. 10 (Near Parlor).
*
121 A 11 %
k i tit 1
Pnus
OF MORE 8 / 4 . ovoc
RE RECENTLY FROM -c)
Pot °Ace Bo e l, 5150..
NEW YORK emir.,
O f fers Wee who ' are Bu f fering from Weak
and Defective Bight, he
BRAZILIAN
PEBBLE
4 "4 " .
- ‘4
CRYSTAL
TRADE MARK..
GLASS SPECTACLES !
Superior to, Any Other in Use I
Sold only by
MORRIS BERNEIA.RDT
•
ETEoraamf AND'OPTICAL MANUFACTURER
'The, Advallagef of these Biieetaelea over ail
eatery are' J . •
I. THEY CAN BE WORN WITH PERFECT
ease for auy length of thne at one sitting, giving
astonishing clearness of vision, by candle or and
other artificial light, comfort to the spectacle
wearer bitherto'unknown...
2. ROW TO SELECT GLASSES.-7t requires
profoodonal guidance, even when a good article
ls offered. Doctor Bernhardt not only has the
beat Masses that can be found In the market,
Out earefulW examinee the eyes,and gives India
pens
,able - advice as to the proper selection of
them " -
TESTIMONY OF RECOMMENDATIONS
FROM REDICAL ORNTLEMEN,
_PRO PRIMO REI
07 THE GIGUES? oPTRALMIC TALENT
IN ALLENToWN, pOTTSVILLE,
READING, LANOANTRR, EASTON,
SCRANTON, CRLISLE, CRAM.
BIiR•BURG, PA.,„ A. , ID FROM
AL L THE PRJNOIPA.I.,
(11,ISS_ THE '
• ' ItINITED STATES.
_ _
ALLENThWN, Pa., Jan. 22, Iff72.
IT AFFORD ME PLEASU R E TO TATE
that I have carefully examined Doctor Bern
hardt's collection of Glasses. for. the .oyes, and
from 1 Is explanation of the manner in which he
adapts tnem to Imperfect vision, I am fully sat
isfied that ho thoroughly comprehends the sci
ence of Optics and that he is practically end
nently skillful In the adaptation of instruments
for the relief of all forms Of Imperfect vision
within the-scope of relief without au operation.
contirrood,lia my own opinion of the Doc
tor's merits by the testimony 01 themost reliable
and prominent medical men in various cities In
the United Mates, I most cheerfully commend
him to all with whom my opinion may have any
weight. C. J. MARTIN, M. D.
ALLENTOWN, Pa., 5nn._22,1872.
IFTER A THOROUGH 471-431INATION
of the principles upon which you adapt your
Glasses to detective or Impaired vision, and a
close investigation Into your claims to thorough-
ness In tbv application of those principles to the
eye, it gives us pleasure to bear testimony to the
fact or your preeminence In the science of Optics
and the remarkable skill and facility with which
you practieilly demonstrate yourself in sills
branch ofnclentitle Invectlgations. It Is (Innate! .
of the greatest Itionient to those Using glasses ior
the eye to avail thelinfolVeS UI the rare opporth
nay, c Mired them by your presence in our city tq
have Glasses properly adapted to their part leuhir
aysrs., J 2 RUMICI S bUlrti, M. D. •
. _
'HAVE E.K.-111INED A LARGE VARIETY
of Oluencn nun ufitetared by lir. M. Bernhardt, of
Berlin, Prussio and Mho nine!) pleasure in re
cot monding hlnl to all those who are in need of
ifs services. From the number of testlinooluis
that I have seen lam convinced that the will bo
ab:e to give natisfaction to all who may opt ly to
him. 'Yours, etc.,
E. G. MARTIN, M. D.
--• . •
IT QJVES ME GREAT' PLEASU R E TO
Inform thy trlendo that 1 became acquainted
with Dr. Morria Bernhardt, in Heading, Pa., In
June, imp, and there bought of hlin a pair of his
excellent Glances which rendered ex re, lent 2ier
vice onto me ever sines alhl I Joyfully i•econt
mend hint to all who muy ntand neva Of his
services. WM. S. MENNI(i,
• Pastor of Evun. Lathe's!' St. Pail l's Church
of Allentown, Pa.
A LLgNTOWN, Pa. Jan. 21, 1072.
DR. X. BERNHARDT—PEAR 11111:—Z
beg to exp.etis to you the deep sense of obligation
I feel for the pi otessional kindness extended to
me by which with eye-sight impaired by years
of application and study, 1 tun now enabled to
read and write with a clearness of vision equal to
the days of youth. Nay your honorable and
maul life long be spared that humanity may
enjoy the scientific skill of oaf., so eminently
quail NI in mind and heart to do good to his
With nest wishes for your success I remain
Yours Truly, J. F.
Pastor of St. John's Ev. Lutheran Chinch.
DR. M. BERNHARDT, BY EXHIBITING,
inStrunieniu anu especially thu (Amities of his
own preparation gave satisfactory proof of hls
experience and a kin as an Oculist and Optician.
This Judgment is confirmed by numerous testi
monials in his possession from scientific, intelli
gent and influential men residing in different
SWAN and Territories of our country. I can,
therefore, recommend him to all who may be
afflicted with weak oyes or impoited sight as a
person well qualified to afford relief by furnish
lug them with a suitable pair of Glasses.
N. H. HTItAHHIIUROER,
• Pastor of Zion's Reformed congregation.
• ALLENTOWN, Pa., January 21,1872.
Da. NORRIS BERNHARDT HAS Atlß
liatMed me with a pair ofltrazil lan Pebble Glasses
chtelt salt my eyes exactly. From personal ex
orrteueej can cordially adviseall persons whose
natural vision requires the supplements of art to
avatt themselves of Ills Doctor's skill. lie has
exhibited to mo credentials from eminent My
alleluia' and Ministers, with many of whom I am
personally acquainted. is evldentl • an Op.
Melon who understands his profession most
thoroughly. J. W. WOOD,
Pastor Presbyterian Chtfrch
AL/Juvrolile, Pa., January 21,1872.
ALLENTOWN, Pa., Jan. 25, 1872.
DR. DERXHARD2 h ORTATALS ARE UN
dountedly very clear and perfect, and his system
of adjusting their. to various conditions of the
eye seenie to fully Juntliy the very flattering tes
timonials he Las received from leading Physi
cians and others In various ports of the United
Mutes. W5l. It. ORIEN,
Rector of Orace Church.
roTTSVILLE, Re 3. t. 10,
_1872.
'umbra BAD A RARSONAL EIRVIEW
with Dr. Bernhardt, and being fully convinced
of his eminent skill as an Optician and ()culla,
I take pleasure in commending him in his pro
fessional capacity to all who may need the set ,
vices. j15.151E8 EL CARPENTER, M. D.
.We cordially malaria the above
D. W. BLAND N. D.
GEO. W. lIROwN N. D. . .
A. H. HALBERSTADT. N. D.
MMUMaEREMI
MI=MIZMI=Ei
LEY, Pastor second Presbyterian
Church, Pottsville, Pit,
Teittmon lain similar to the above may be neon
at Id. lternhardt'a office from the most reliable
and well-known gentlemen of the United Staten
among whom are:
kforatin Seymour. ex-Oovernor of New York
B. IL Penton, ex-Our. of New York.
A. 0. Curdle. en•fitiv . of YenosylvanlA
B B. Hays, Ooreruorof Ohio.
O,P. Morton.sx.O.v.t.f Indiana. ' •
Alexander itamuy, ex-Our/. of Minnesota.
. Usury A Swift, 00.0ov. of Illausson.
Richard Yates. ex Oov. of Illinois.
H. M. Patten, ex•Oov. of Alabama.
Ju.eph I. Brown. ex.Onv.of (lurid.. •
Jouathan Worth. ex.Chu . of North Carolina,
John OM Shorter, ec.tioy. of Alabama.
James L. Orr, ex•Oov. of death Caroline. •
TIMM RUN.
i.oai•am w
READING, PA.. March V. MO
AIWPI.I9 LOPIISR,M, .
ir id ttmog.lllULDD Pattor DI Befo 'r nimi (7 or&
tiOittliNTZ, M.D.
r th ietti si l s tlD MAD •
C. H. KUNTaft. 1.113114 D.
i CYari IIICIN•MDC Pastor of Pma by
r m a lpt. Pratorof dielismanoCial'uLttnthiloras
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.I;==MEMMM
VOntllnnatio of Dr. Bornhardre.
eferencee.
LANCASTCR, PA.. May 24, 1808.
30HN L. AVAIL 74 D.
HURT OA - 4PII %VCR. M D.
H. E. inn LENDER°, M
' I 0 RDENWALD. D D., Putor Church of Holy Trin
iv, Laneuter, Pa.
•
EASTON, PA., February 10,.1800.
TRAM. GREEN. M D.
0 0 JENNINON Ai D.
AMON SEIP. M b.
Now suo •+WIF r, MD.
JMJI7RHIN, MD
HAAIDRI, SAND?, M D.
pp H EDGAR. ['Amor of Reformed (Dutch) (thumb.
RDHON D BELFOUR, Pastor of lit John's Latham
Chunk, Easton. Pa.
SCRANTON, PA., Oct. 31, 1869
BENJ H THROOP, M D.
R A MD.
ft Y LEBT, AI D.
/WRACK LADD, MD
OHAMBEASBURO, PA., Ju 23, 1871.
A R BENEIRNY. 31 D.
J L CU KSHKROTT. M D.
WM H DOYLE, DI D.
311E11111A H MD.
JOHN MoNTOOAIERY,
BAWL O LANE. 11 0.
P DAVIH. nolo). );( the let Reformed ()lurch.
LOTHISR it OUT W A I.hPcetoror lot Lutherce Church
J A CRAWFORD Factor of the Falling wing Preehr
erica Church.
B 8 BCIIIII4OII MD.
CARLISLE, PA., Juno 18, 1869.
W A JAER
DALMANE., , M
D M n.
hf W D.
8 P KINtIVEH. m D.
REV O P WINO, 'Pastor of the First Prosbyterma
C hurc h.
Wid EVERETT, Rector of Et John's Church.
JOEL SWAItTZ, Pastor o the Lutheran Church
CONSULTATION FREE.
OMee hone. from 9n m to 5 p m
N. o.—Owing to euhingetnet.te eleewbere. Dr. Dern
bards wilt not mamba bore but for a abort time only.
jao3l.daw
UPHOLSTERY GOODS
• AND
INTERIOR DECORATIONS,
FOR THE SPRING,
are arriving weekly from 11w moat celebrated
FRENCH AND ENGLISH FABRICANTS.
New and beautlfal decline. Specially adapted for city
residences.
WALRAYEN'S
MASONIC HALL,
NO. 719 CHESTNUT STREET
PHILADELPHIA.
daw
LUMBER: LUMBER It
WHOLESALE AND RETAIL!
HOFFMAN'S
STEAM SAW MILL
AND
LUMBER YARD !
KINDLING!
BILLS CUT TO ORDER
OFFICE AT THE MILL,
FRONT AND LINDEN STS.
WWITY AND BLACK OAK SAW LOOl3 scented, for
which the highest market price will ho poll epee dolly•
'p. d-w jolt , 12-1 y
NOTICE.
OPPIef: aP TITH CITY TfIitASCRIIII.
toLE,Towx. March 1872.
Nalco to hereby given that .lor Duplicate tor the coil. cr.
on of Water Rente for tl e anon lug rear has Ire. placed
.1 tie handy of rile undersigned, fa accordance with the
prem..", of the 3d Section u• an Ordinal e regulating the
astrilatron of tamer re the Oily or
• • 3. That all rents fur the Imo of the water shall ha
Payable le ad Vance to Ire Oral dry of April a' a. otter the
came t, and enuungly In ad croon Iran that day, to ilia
t;lty Treasurer,a the all. or 111. prem. of Ira •lumr, snit
to all rein terentalning unp aid ou the Sib day of a..id mouth
of apni there ...II he added 2 per rent., and to rent. r•-•
MISIIIIOIC now .1. , on the first day of Je no collaring there
all II ne added 1 ,, per cent.. and to Helmut/I relearning tn.
paid on tha 1114 day ofJuir thereafter there shat he added
20 per rent.. whir), amount chat! be trollected with t.
add rnt, and ail d•rituquout, at that data lie Treasu
rer la fr nimbi) to give Pre cocoon owning the prat.ra a
written note of and dell.qtleuelem. ahalug rho Weeeet of
re!,claol ig 111.110111.1110 ol per ...Us h.r nen. pat meat
Ili lug to mild date, tad on the fa lure of the delinquents
, .
to wake the required pay meta within tau day- a it. r date
[net - tor, It shall be theduty of the Vi titer Committee forth.
With to ratwe the ferrulea of sack deltuqueuts m ha
hod fruit, the pipe of rooting, and cootie cute to bo in•
atittitt.d fur the recovery of tbo rents of 1 pr•r centugo xu
due, ea well ex for ullexpoea lueorred le detaching the
ferrules." By order ut th ties
o Committee.
JONATUAN REICHARD, City Trenaurer.
may2i9wd mutt Otw
WINDOW SHADES !
and nollands, all colors, plata and bordered, at •
SAMUEL G. KERR'S,
632 Hamilton Street,
(Next door to Guth & Kern's.)
The Moth-Proof Chest Co .)
or Philadelphia, Ira.
• . Incorporattcl Aug.. 1571.
I 8 NOW MANUFACI URING AIR-TIGHT.
CP.1,11,141,1E11 Cy ES,. and Tic•titco.of widow. .it., ,
Pat' , it 00000 lor 311'01 . 0 1E4,3 rAPto C1.7.,1
I 04,111111,1 ,v hole Sa ite,ol evert tlec lialou I he.•
arilc.ex are fully secured by letter. p.. tent of (bop
linull are believe., to be 0101100 Ito aloe, &sirs I.
of anvtlaug now ...Ulna .hr pub lc favor Alf , .
and Demme w aut. d to illtrOditett thelli in • very WWI
to the U. b..to whom a liberal I.llpc,iiii will ht. giVOL.
Address, .INgl W. FttAMAS, Sec . ),
M. P. C. Co.,
tuar27 8m OM] 434 Wall ut 81, rbtlit, Pa.
A. M. VAN OSTEN,
DEALER IN ti
FRENCH FLOWERS,
AND
FEATHERS,
No. 814 Arch Street.
PIDIADNLPMA.
BRIDAL WREATIII3,
BRIDAL YAMS,
BOQUETB
FRENCH MOSS
Ostrich FeatheTs Cleaned, Dyed . and
Curled.
apr9-3m 41
A. . K. WITTMAN,
NOT4J 7 PD73LIC AND CIVIL ENGEVAEJ
T. B. LEISENRING
ABORAIIMI AGENT, PIES; LIPS, AND LIVE BTOO
LiVIOVCEff:V.IOII:OIaIIWt
Real Estate Agents and Serlvenen
70a HAMILTON STREET, (13p-Stairs.)
Have upon their books some very desirable propertie
which will be sold at low price. and on easy tern.
among which are the following :
239 N. Ninth fitroet.
438 N. thivouth litreet
lslB, Ninth btreet.
142 N. Pleventh Street.
. Fountain Street
B I 1.11.1111101110.1.1.
..•. „ • • .
Vaceot Lola la all parte o
101 y orth Tenth Street. the city.
440. Fifth Street.
GAS FIXTURES.
TIIACKARA, 'BUCK & CO.
DIAEOFACTURERS. ,
Ilaiejust opened et their wholesale aLd retail salesroon
718 CHESTNUT STREET,
• PIULADELPHIA 7
•
NEW STYLES OF
- GAS FIXTURES.
TO WHICH THEY INVITE THE ATTENTION 0
PEKOE ABEIIS.
'their new styles, color and Dutch are unenrpassed
LOW PRICES.
They also lavite the attention of the public to their d •
assortment of Wont., fre. • Ispr26-21mdew
ALLENTOWN, PA., WEDNESDAY MORNING, JUNE 5, 1872.
...
doctored, spiced, and sweetened to priespriesthc rani, called
"Tonics," "Appetisers," "Restorers," Sc., that !cad
the tippler on to drunkenness and ruin, but are a trite
Medicine, made from the native mom and limbs of Cali
fornia, free front all Alcoholic Stimulants. 'Pliny are the
Great Blood Purifier and a Life-giving Principle, a Per.
feet Renovator and Invigorator of the System, carrying
oil all poiss matter, and restoring the Wood to a
healthy canditin onou n, enriching it, refreshing and invigorating
both mind and body. They are emy of ailininistratino,
prompt in their action, certain in their results, safe and
reliable in all forms of disease.
. • .
No Person eau tnize these Bitters accord.
ing to directions, and remain long unsvoil, provided their
bones are not destroyed by mineral pobarin or other means,
arid the vital organs wisted beyond the point of repair.
Dyspepsia or Intllzorstion. Headache, Pain
in the Shoulders, Coughs, 'rightness of the Chest, Dizzi
ness, Sour Eructations of the Stomach, Rai Taste in the
Mouth, Bilious Attacks, Palpitation of the Heart, in
flammation of the /.1111.2r, Pain in the regions of the Kid
neys, and a hundred other pa`. du! symptoms, arc the off.
springs of 'Dyspepsia. lit these complaints it has .
canal, and one bottle will prove a better guarantee of its
merits thin n lengthy advertisement.
,-
For I? I o Gotnolnlnlll, in young or old, Mar
ried or single, at the dawn of wan:mho., or ill- turn
of life, these Tonic Bitters display so decided an influence
that a marked improvement is coon iunceptile.
For Infinnonntory 112111 11111,1112 C IC
Inntialit and Gout, Dyspepsia o r Indigestion, Ifilions,
Remittent and Intermittent Fr.vera,Disea-es of the hood
Liver, Kidneys and Madder, these Diners been mss;
successful. Sec . ! Di:eases are cause), by Vitiairil Blood,
schlep is genera:ly produced by derangement of the Di•
r,enive Organs. •
They are n Gentle Purgative nv scull no
a 'route,ilso the peemi it merit of ambi t ) as
a powerful agent in re.leving Congestion or I rflatuniation
of the Liver and Visceral Organs,and in Wilms Diseases.
For Skin Disunite's, Eruptions, T. tier, Salt
ine.), notches, Spots, Pimples ' Pastilles, FA,
bungles, Ring-won., SoreScald•llead, Ere Ervntielas,
Itch, Semis, Discoloration.) of the Skin, II tont., and
Diseases of the Skin, of viittever balite ri nab., are
literally Mfg lip and carried oat of the en -tem in a
time by the tve of these Rafe,. Mini Ilan) it) such
cases Aral convince the most iticrmloions of their curative
effects.
Cleanse the Vitiated load whenever sou
find its impurities It:stir,: throtuth
Eruptions, or Sore Beaune you find is rdr
striteted and sluggish in the vein.; 023,, it o
foul ; your feeliner ted sou the hossl
pure. :rod the health of the system ist I hi iv.
Grateful thonAnnylq trc!,ll, Irer.
Tr.ns the am it wonderful In, igoraut that not sustained
the sinking system.
Pitt, Tape, and other Wortust, kulung in the
system of sn many thousands,. are chi:ma:us demoted
and red. S 1., a di:tin...pi shed Titere
scarcely emov an inclividtta. upon the lace of the earth wince
body is exempt (rem the ill:sours of worms. It is riot
upon the health.: ekinents of Cle 11011 V I h.it
but upon the diseased humor: itiul ! , ../11 . , 11 'VW:US that
breed these living rimesters el rii. Con, No system r
Medicine, no verriliftures no an.heiin.nitic., wilthen the
system Coin saurus li ;a tir.se
Mcelootical I)lgenseH., Persons engaged in
Paints and lqinerale, such a Pittn.he,., Tv, setier
Gold.beat:rs, and Miner,. as they arlvr . i nei be
subject to p tralysis of the .1..,
this the a do.; of W...11101 ' 11 Vll.ll/lAlt oh,:
Or tw se a week a a j'revent.ve.
Itomittrot, nod lot^rtolllent
Fever., which are CO to.cvaliont Ca V. 1•112 t
great rivers throughout the 1.31.iie1l elincially
those of the Mississippi, Ohio, hli li.otors, 'fro.
tiessee, Cumberland, Arkausa Colo:ado,
lb° Grande, Peed. Alabama, NI ohne.
Janes, and many other% with. their vest hillingriel,
throughout our entire cottony during the Summer and
Autumn, end reinatkaldy so during err 01 tottsnal
heat and dryness, at, invariably accinir,,nied by cater,
sive derangement.: of the stomach aced liar, awl dither
abdominal viscera. There Ste alway,or i.b•
structians of the liver. a weal.nvsa e
it stale of
the stomach, and great torpor of the bowels, being
clogged ay with vitiated accumulations. In their ire..
meat, a kurgative. exerting a . pot fat blithe., 111'011
these various algal., e tix,easary. There is
no cathartic for the puma, canal to J. WaLguit's
Vision rut 111 . rvEtz , , as they xvi.l speedi'y rmove the
dark.cohired vised mint, nx. nlxtli the bored. me
loaded, at the same time slitnit'ating t.evielinus of the
liver, and generally restaiing the healthy 111111,11.13 of Ille
tligettiVe organs.
Scrofula, White Yoxetlitigt,
Ulcers, Erysipelas, Snell.' Nees, thrive. Sctoftilons
luflatninatinna, Indolent laflaniinalinini, :11eitinial Al.
teething, Old Sores, Eruptions 0( the Sore Ever,
sic., vie. lit these, as itt as oilier constitotiotal
I.K . F.u's V.l, .1 1:1 1 .1 1 11, 111.1 shown their y rem
curative power:: in 'he inost ol.sinoto and it.tiae.able
en,s.
Dr. California Vin.4a r
nct.ttn all the, rant itt nl-I.liinci. 1:y tqlrily, , ,t
the Mout.' th TeIIIOVC the c I yin.; atv.ir
the e!Tect of the he tt:hr
the alieetedlp.tr, receive lica:th, am! a pelm.th,,,, (Allll
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ind for the same relict.
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it night lions a ist.f one and one•lta.t . ninc i da,s :id!.
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REPLY OF IRR. GREELEY TO GEORGE
ALFRED TOWNNEND.
George Alfred says the people
Are, ono nod all, for me.
My warmest thanks, and rest assured
h them I do agree.
The joy that Paddy Omaha out, .
Makes Samho's Ivories shlue,
That tills the land from North to South
Is not so deep as mine.
My discontented Winter
To" glorious Summer" turns.
To Mt an tame Is a hone
For which my spirit yearns.
For " pence" plead Grant, the soldier,
After the war was e'er—
I plead for " peace on any terms"
Some beret] years before.
And when my cry was "coward"
''Twos [me e that strife might cease!
I baras . sed Lincoln ; even sought
In Canada for "peace.'
Aly "twilit are," Musing brightly
Are scattered far to•day ;
One lights Jeff. Davis and one gleams
In South America.*
cc•
I set. my lump Clown gladly,
And yield my gray goose "
Fir never had you President.
Who better lov'd his will
I'll be %riding to relieve
The tiresome cares of State
By fishing oil, for will I know
. Just how to gild the bait.
To every Greeley voter
Subscribed at this campaign,
l'll send eou! seed, Imported, fresh
Front my est des in Sochi ;
Along with these an
By way of added z •st,
I've plenty to go round, you know
They's ralsod on farms " out West."
Pil open all the coffers
And hand the money opt ;
And with It pay the rebel debt,
When Grant is not about.
My calthim. will be nt men
Who row are miler ban.
Oh ! how the country will rejoice
To find an hottest lean.
The. State Department shall be graced
By diplomatic Train,
While Fenton, tauzht in early youth,
Toe Treasury may drain.
Forrest will etITWITIAC Belknap,
In the Navy litua he,
Ashley. Attorney General,
And Bowen I'. M. G.
Jack Wright in the Interim
Would be the crowidll grace.
And Tipton, by his state left nut,
Humid pray In Nt,W111 , 1106 place.
Then Umnp shall have bin cotton claim,
And Ward his Oni11111)Cli brine;
Indian frauds shall lie doze hid,
And thieves be "let alone!"
I join yon In your laughter,
And with you gladly shout:
The saucy " Yahl:" has had his turn,
Now Trot your'' Johnny" out.
N.: longer shall Vexations
My faithful subj cts plague;
D. I'. shall go to
George Alfred to the Hague. H.
*tie iley, the defaulting collector, i 8 living In 80
elusion near Montevideo.—Exchange.
ROW SHIMMER GOT PROMOTED.
Skimmer was a clerk in a commission house
and received a salary of six dollars a week.
Of this sum he paid $5 a week board, Jove st
ud two dollars in theatres and opera., pur
chased four 10 cent cigars per day, and bought
good clothes and other necessaries of life.
Now, any one with only one-third of an eye
can see at a glance that some skillful finan•
ciering was necessary to etiable Sk tomer, af
ter making these expenditures, to lay up some
thing hir a rainy day. The truth is a rainy
day never found Skimmer with a cent laid up.
Ile said he would rather have something laid
up for a !might clear day, anyhow because
then he felt more like traveling around and
Spending money.
I was Italy natural,' therefore, that Sk(m
utter should look wistfully forward to pronto
thin, with an increase of salary. Hehad been
i n the e mploy or caw, mospidet, for nearly
three years, and it looked as if he had reached
the summit of position in that establishment.
one d k iy whilst bemoaning his poverty, and,
wishing that he was a member of Tammany
Bing, so that he might get appointed Inspec
tor of timolt , d Glass for Total Eclipses at a
salary en $500,1 a year—whilst meditating this
tie picked up a paper and his eye fell upon en
article entitled !. How a Clerk got Promoted."
Skimmer was interested at once.
The article related how a certain Col. Blank
an ecc-n:ric chap, who at times would fairly
twit over with passion, and the twxt minute
would be as gentle and pliable as an bailee
rind ) r doll—it told how tile Colonel, having
a dispute with his clerk, attempted to put him
out of his office. But the clerk was to much
fir him, and in the melee the employer was
knocked now n, his nose painfully impaired,
end It is clothes willed. When the Colonl
had washed his chitties, he summoned his dem
' onstrativc clerk. and addressed hie. thus:
"A nice thing you've done—haven't you
Got yourself in a biod scrape—licked your em
ployer, you villian T And now you infernal
swamp, you are discharged from your present
desk. and he:cutter you wilt act as nty confi
lethal clerk w to your salary increase I $2301"
Whim Skimmer read this he gave a sudden
start, just as it somebody behind was urging
him w tth a pin. lie had implicit confidence
in newspaper recipes—Skimmer had-and he
would have tried this one right on the spot,
, only he remembered that Klosphist was a sin
! ew y—a sort of Massie man—and a doubt lin
gered In his mind who her he would come
out first best iii a horn id 111 IS kind.
13111 he was determined to make an effort to
have his salary raised; so ,he entered upon a
COWS , lit training, just as if he was matched
to ti At Neil C'Giant the Irish Baldwin, for
the championship. He became an early bird
haul arose with the lark; but instead of catch.
ing the wont', he would catch hold of dumb
bells and develop his muscle• ' he had a sand
bag sat petaled in his rime otid this he punched
fur halt an hour,at n time, until in a few weeks
lie cmild display a sledge•bammer arm that a
brawny blacksmith would nut have been
ashamed to (MU.
Awi•ll.
fl,l 11. t,
:no
Ile nits n•iw ready to test the newspaper
promolion plan—and an opportunity soon of-
ME!
Une dny.Klosphist entered the (Alice In a
dreaitul had tinier'—he was just as morose
and ugly as if he had lost thirty cents. Ap.
pioaching Skimmer'. desk, he told him to
Mike out another bill for Bronghne right away
and take It to him, and not leave until the
money WIIS paid.
Skimmer quietly, but firully, reblied, that
be had already naked Broughne fourteen times
for that bill, and if he—Caleb—wanted the
money very boil, he might collect it himself.
This reply added to Cali b's ill humor and
grubbing Skimmer by the coat collar, he was
just in the act el rrptimanding hint with his
Loot, ,when his' clerk suddenly planted a sock
dologer behind has left ear,, knocking him
complt tidy off his pins.
As skimmer gazed upon the prostrate form
of his employer a hopetul smile played around
hia mouth. lie thought that knock down
should add one hundred dollars to his salary
at the very lowilt. calculation.
Bound losphist was thunder-struck as
well as clerk.struek, and came up to the
scratch somewhat bewildir,d and shaky.
Skimmer's eyes fairly scintillated with joyful
expemalicy, as he lauded a crusher between .
his employer's optics, and saw Min retire on
the back of his bead just as ii he hadn't. a
moment 'to spare. "There I" Skimmer men•
tally .remarked, "if that blow dosen't put
another hundred dollars on toy salary, then
there ism) v irtue in newspaper. roc pl s."
Round 3.—ln this round Klosphist survey
ed his clerk n mute astonishment, for one In•
'scant only ; then, simultaneoua with the re
mark "you villain I you would put a head'on
your employer, would you 1" he made a feint
wi h his left hand, mot with his right he count
ercd on Skimmer's noli with mucd lorce, caus
ing him to howl and spin round like a Whirl
ing Dervish. Skimmer thought it wa4n't so
funny nowond l i e didn't Hugh asn de Dug , .
But tearing his chances of promotion wei e
waning, he rallied, mid planted his foot in
Kitaiphist's br.ud basket, doubling him up
like a twenty cent jack knife. To see Caleb
going about holding his stomach in his bands,
you would hi ve.4hought that ho had been
tinting with a mule's hind hoofs..
Klosphist tailing to come to Limo in •the
fourth round, Skimmer declar d himself the
champion, and left the office fiteen minutes
'later, tally believing that his employer was a
second Colonel Blank, and• that his salary
would certainly be Increased $350 a year. .
The next morning Skimmer approached the
store with a vague apprehension that there
might he a " hitch" somehow to Kevin
lion of his recipe for promotion, and he en
tered tile office . with only a 'dim hope of suc
cess, icinsphlsi, wait already at his desk, with
his eyes dressed In Dolly Varden mourning,
and near hob stood a policeman, who threw a
glrince'at Skimmer with an interrogation in it.
Skimmer with an ititerrogatlon In u, Skimmer
turned his eyes neither to the right nor to the
left, but hurried to his desk, with his heart
palpitating prodigiously. Presently a stento.
rian voice exclaimed, " Skimmer I come
here l h Skimmer wont. And did Kiosphist
tell him ho had concluded to promOtti him,
and raise his salary $350 a year ? Not much
he didn't. He just remarked to the police
efficer, " There is your man I" and the, officer
of the law grabbed Skimmer byi the arm and
dragged, him befinc an Alderman, who fined
him twenty dollars and sent him to jail for
ten days, an the charge of assault and battery.
To say that tikintner Was disgusted, would
be drawing it very mild indeed. He served
out his time, and now says he will clerk all
his life for thabeggardly pittance of three dol
lars a week, and "knock down" two dollars
a day, before be will make another effort to
get promoted I hat way.
Ile will now tell you that lie cares not a
cent who MIIKCEI the laws of the lanti,nor who
writes the ballads of the nation.—he will be
content if he can get within gunshot range of
outlaw who puts those fraudulent recipes and
things in tiw newspapers
Yours,
Lawyers, Ministers and Doctors
BY 0. W. noLuEs
The lawyers are a pie* ed Int,"first scholar,"
and the like, het their bilsiness is as unsyrnpa
thole as Jack Ketch's. Thcre is nothing hu
manizing in their relations with their fellow
creatures. They go for the side that retains
them. They defend the man they know to be
a rogue, and not very rarely throw suspicion
on the man they know to be innocent. Mind
you, I am not finding fault with them ; every
side of a case has a right to the best statement
it admits of ; but I say It does not tend to make
them sympathetic. Suppose In a case of . Fever
vs Patient, the doctor should side with either
party according to whether the old miser or
his expectant heir etas hie employer. Sup
pose the minister should side with the Lord or
the Devil, according to the salary offered nod
other incidental advantages, where the soul of
a sinner was in question. You can see what
a piece of work it would make of their sympa
thies. But the lawyers are quicker witted
than either of the other professions, and abler
men generally. They aro good-natured, or,
if they quarrel, their quarrels are above board.
I don't think they are as accomplished as the
ministers, but they have a way of cramming
with special knowledge for a case which leaves
a certain shallow sediment of intelhgence in
their memories about a good many things.
They are apt to talk law in mixed company,
and they have a way of looking round when
they make a point, as if they were addressing
a jury, that is mighty aggravating, as 1 once
bad occasion to see when one 01 em, and a
pretty famous one, put me on the witness.
stand at a d'nner party once.
The ministers come next in point of talent.
They are far more curious and widely interest
ed outside of their own calling than either of
the other professions. I like to talk with 'em.
They are interesting men,full of good feelings,
hard workers, always foremost in good deeds,
and on the whole the most efficient civilizing
class, working downwards front knowledge
to ignorance, that is,—now and then upwards,
also,—that we have. The trouble is, that so
many of them work in harness, and It is pret
ty sure to chafe somewhere. They too often
assume principles which would cripple our
instincts anti reason and give us a crutch of
doctrine. I have talked with a great many
of 'em of all aorta of belief, and I don't think
they have fixed everythingin their own minds
or are as dogmatic in their habits of thought
as one would think to bear 'em lay down the
law in the'puipit. They used to lead the In
telligence of their parishes ; now they do pret-
t well if they keep up with it, and 'they are
very apt to lug behind it. Then they must
have a colleague. The old minister thinks he
can hold to his old course, sailing right into
the wind's eye of human nature, as straight
as that famous old skipper John Bunyan ; the
young minister falls off three or four points
and catches the breeze that left the old titan's
sails all shivering. By and by the congrega
tion will get ahead of him, and then It must
have another new skipper.- -The priest holds
Ins own pretty well ; the minister Is coming
down every generation nearer and nearer to
the common level of tee useful citizem—no
oracle at all, but a man of more titan average
moral instincts, who, If lie knows anything,
knows how little he knows. The ministers
are good talkers, only the struggle between
nature and grace makes some of 'em a little
awkward occasionally. The women do their
best to spoil 'em, as they do the poets •, you
find it very ) pleatant to be spoiled, no doubt ;
so do they. Now and then one of them goes
over the dant ; no wonder, they 're always in
the rapids.
By this time our three ladies had their faces
all turned toward the speaker, hke the weath
er-cocka in a northeaster, and I thought It
best to switch off the talk on to another
nail.
How about the Doctors P—l said.
Theirs is the least learned of the professions,
in this country at least. They have not half
the general culture of the lawyers, nor . a guar.
ter of that of the ministers. I rather think,
though, they are more agreeable to the com
mon rim of people than the men with black
coats or the men with green bags. People
net swear before 'em it they want to and they
can't very will before ministers. I don't care
whether they want to swear or not, they
don't want to be on their good behavior.
Besides, the minister has a little smack of the
sexton about him ; he comes when people are
in ertrornis, but they don't send for him every
time they'make a slight moral slip,—tell a Ile
for.instance, or smuggle a silk dress through
the custom house ; but they call in the doctor
when a child ,is cutting a tooth or gets a splin
ter in is finger. Su it doesn't mean much to
seed for him, only a pleasant chat about the
news of the day ; for putting the baby. to rights
doesn't take long. Besides, every body doesn't
line to talk about the next world : people are
modest in tin Ir desires, and find this world as
good as they deserve ; but everybody , likes to
talk physic. Everybody loves to hear of
strange cases ; people are eager to tell the doc
tor of the wonderful cures they have heard of;
they want to know what Is the matter with
somebody, or other who le said to be suffering
from "a complication of diseases," and above
ail to get a hard name, Greek or Latin for
some complaint which sounds altogether too
commonplace in plain English. If you will
only call a headache a Cephalalgia,lt acquires
dignity at once, and a patient becomes rather
proud of It. So I think Doctors aro general
ly weloonie in most companies.
In old times, when people were more afraid
of the Devilund of witches than they are now,
they liked to have it priest or a minister some
where near to scare em off; but nowadays,
if you could dud an old woman that would rice
the room on a broomstick,Barnum would build
an amphitheatre to exhibit her In •; and if he
could , come across a young imp, with hoofti,
tail, and budding horns, a lineal descendant of
one of those "daimons" which the good peo
ple of Gloucester fired at, and were tired at! y
" for the heat part of a month together" in ti a
year 102, the great showman would have him
at any cost for his museum or menagerie. Men
are cowards, sir, and are driven by fear as the
sovereign motive. Men are idolaters and want
something to look at and kiss and hug, or
throw themselves down before; they always
did, they always will; and if you don't make
it of wood, you must maite It of words, which
are just as much used for idols as promissory
notes tiro used for values. The ministers have
a hard Alma of It without bell and book and
holy wafer; they are dismounted men In
armour since Luther cut their saddle-girths,
and yol can see they are *Melly taking Orono
piece of iron after' another, until some Of the
'ens are lighting the Devil (not the z , iologizal
Devil with the big D) with the sword of the
tiplid, and precious little else in the way of
weapons of offenstior defense. But we couldn't
get oh without the spiritual brotherhood,what
ever became of our special creeds. There Is a
genius fur religion, just as there Is for painting
or sculpture. It is half-sister to the genius for
1111.10 C, an has some of the features which re
inlet] us of earthly love. But It lifts us all by
its mere , presence. To see a good man and
hear his voice once a week would be reason
enough' for building churches and pulpits.—
Atlantic Monthly.
GEN.llawurr has plucked the flower out of
Um nettle when he writes "There is tutm'hing
worth more thauollice,the respect and esteem
of friends. Isbell try to deserve the latter.
The man who sets his heart upon office In this
country is a fool. I•never telt that I had much
fuck In that direction: ' But I love a good,
hearty fight, and as ,I 'reckon' we shall have
it this tall, count me in. Sincerely yours,
J. R. Hawley."
Strident (little faulty In pronunclallqh).—
" Did you ever read the story of Psyche,
Mien V' Miss.—. Oh, yea I you mean Mil, that
horrid character in Oliver Twist. Wasn't It a
pity about his dear little dog."
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THE SOUTHERN StORO TOTE
Groeieral Chancesi In Teisniesee.
A Nashville letterto the Cincinnati Commer
cial (Liberal) says :--" Those in the North
who Imagine that the negroes of the. Booth
will vote for Greeley. can set their inaglna.
lions about more profitable employment. The
negroes will not dtiatty such thing. Ile will
get but few more negro votes in the South
'han Seymour did in••1808;-or than Seymour
would 111,1872, if nominated again. In this
State he will not get More negro votes than
Etheridge did whee he ran against Brown
low ; br Senter, when he rah' against Stokes ;
or Brown, when heron against Wison..r. The
North Is in a fair way to be deceived about
this, and the sooner their minds are set right
the betters
" What argnmetts may be addressed to the
negroes, setting forth the life long service of
Greeley in their behalf, will amount, to noth
ing. The mass of the negroett know no more
about Greeley than they do about the poet
Longfellow, or the Arctic explorer Hal
Either, upon the ticket, would ba as apt to
catch their votes. One name is as new to
them as another, and one record as efficient
as another. Outside of candidates for county
offices, where they know the fact through the
medium of personal intercourse, you can not
catch the negrO vote by nominating a negro's
friend. But two names signify anything to
the negro, and these are Lincoln and Grant.
Nineteen twentletnsof them belle*e that Grant
is their truest living friend, and he will get
nineteen twentieths of their votes. In the
rural districts where the leagues have been
broken up, where there are no Federal office
holders, and where the. Democrats hold un
disputed sway, Greeley will get negro votes,
just as Seymour did in 1808. just as Eiheridge
di 1 in 1860, and just as
,firown did in 1870.
Here, is Nashville, Greeley will get no negro
votes of consequence, not more titan 'one in
B. DADD
thirty at-most. Indeed, his name and long
service in the cause of freedom will help him
not at all. His name to the mass of the ne
groes Is new, and his services they know
nothing' of. I firmly believe that Greeley will
not get fifty more colored voters here than
would John C. Breckinridgo or George It
Pendleton. There are a few hero who vote
the Democratic ticket, but there are very few
and as destitute of influence as lamp pntitt..
These will vote for Greeley, and tlnttisnll the
....mlored votes he will get In Niti•livi Ile.
"The evidence of experience Icitt•lles me
that the negroes of the State will go with the
Radical party organization. This party or.
ganization is going lute decoy in many of the
rural counties, and there Greeley will get a
good negro vote—not because he is Horace
'Greeley, but because there are no leaune.inas
tors to teach them better. He will simply
get the vote that any Democrat would, and
no more. Nothing would divide OM negro
vote here except a division of the Radical or
ganization, and that Is not divided.
NEARLY EATEN.
1=^1IEMI=El!IM!!!!
A recent number of the Honolulu Gazette
gives the following account of the narrow es
cope of a native Sandwich Islander from being
devoured by a shark :
" We learn from Kawalbae that about two
weeks since a native Kaholo was attacked by
a shark while on his way (rem the shore to
the fishing ground in the bay. The old man
was going out in a small canoe, which, by his
weight, was depressed in the water so that his
legs were but a few Inches above the surface.
He had just passed beyond the reef and was
paddling along unaware of any danger, when
a large and hungry shark made a break far
him. The Jaws of the ravenous fish closed
upon the man's thigh and the canoe, making a
hideous wound in the former, some eleven
inches long, and tearing the flesh from the
bone nearly half the circumference of the
thigh, leaving it hanging down in shreds as
the teeth drew away, and leaving in the wood
of the latter three or four teeth, broke off. The
man was nearly dragged out of his canoe, and
at the same time was almost swamped by the
onset of the fish, which, disappointed of its
prey, immediately disappeared. The old man,
though bleeding profusely from his several
wounds, was able to get his Canoe back to
shore, thankful for escaping with his life, and
on landing received from Mr. Chillingworth
and Ills native neighbors whatever help they
were able to bestow. From Mr. Chillingworth
we hear that the wound is doing well, and
that the old man is in a fair way of recovering.
Teeth that remained in the canoe were- two
Inches across the line where broken, thus in
dicating a shark of unusual size as well as
etrength. The accident has caused the natives
of Kawahiae to regard the Vacid waters of
their bay as somewhat more unsafe than they
have heretofore been considered to be."
It Is Stability and no Chnnue the Country
• The • Financial Chronicle takes a hopeful,
view of the business prospect of our country,
concluding with the following :
" The near approach of the Congressional
adjournment offers another cause for conti
dence, as it is now certain that no financial
measures will be Introduced havinga tendency
to disturb the financial equilibrium. Efforts
have been freely made to prevail on Mr. Bout
well to urge on Congress various schemes for
the resumption of specie payments and for the
accomplishment of other desirable changes in
our currency and banking system. Such re
forms, however needful, and however wisely
undertaken, never fail at their first Introduc
tion to cause derangement in the monetary
machinery of the country, and to interrupt
that stability which is one of the paramount
conditions of financial health. Prom these
acausee of incertitude we are emancipated by
the adjournment of Congress ' and.as the Treas•
ury manageMent will be undisturbed by any .
.new legislatiOn, It is confidently expected that
Mr. Boutwell will now, as throughout his ad
ministration, adopt such a course of policy as
shall cause as little disturbance as possible In
the monetary and commercial movements of
the country."
-The argument extended would express the
conviction of all daises who understand the
relations of government and business. It is
stability the country requires. The present
unexampled prosperity with which every do
pit-talent of industry is blest, is in no small de
gree due to the stable character of the admin
istration. No change is desired. Indeed, it
is change that is to be avoided. It is every
man's interest to resist the proposition ; and
he is a poor observer who does not see, that
this view of the PrekidentlAl question will en
ter largely down to the close of the preSent
canvass.
Strasburg Inundated by the Germans.
A correspondent of the London Daily News
sends this interesting gossip from Strasburg:
Strasburg has been Inundated by a great
wave of Germane. I should Imagine that,ex
elusive of the garrison, over eight thousand
Germans have settled in the oily since• the
peace. Of these a large proportion are Ho
brew merchants. Neither here, nor In any
other part of Alsace, Is there any harshness
of treatment toward the native Alsatia popu
lation. The policy seems to be to leave them
elope, and to let them come round gradually
in their, own time. They are free to talk
French If they choose—and many now talk
French who hardly used it before to form their
coteries and keep their own company, to be
sulky and even contumelious, so long as they
are not very demonstratively so. The strictest
justice is shown, and points arc strained to
win them. The compensation for hisses by
the siege has been lavish. So_ solicitous are
the autheritles that none who have suffered
should go unrecompensed, that to this day,
adverilsenients appear calling on those who
have lost property; have been wounded, or
have had relatives killed cr wounded whose
assistance was of service to them, to put In
claims for compensation. Same of the more
decided aoti•Germaos hold out very stubborn.,
ly against these proffers. They prefer to bear
Weir losses rather than finger the dross of the
hated conqueror. But these are few, and
moat have emigrated to France ,rather than
live in Strasburg and witness.the ,compla
cency of the victors. I don't think, speaking,
fairly, that in essentials the. Germans could
well do more than they have dope or are do
ing to alleviate the hardship involved in the
condition of the Alsatians. • But they lacliihe
suaeil/er in mode. %ley don't, know how to
conciliate. . • ,
A Ilikkhug 'Powder. Stamp
• A man endeavored to sell In Great Baring
ton, Mass., last ;week, receipts 'for 'a patent
baking powder to be made by mixing a batrel
of lime, tWentylotit ottnoes' of oil' of rose
(which would Odit abonvs9bOty, tirelve bun
•tes of liquid ammonia. two, Nunes of flour,
one pound of salt and a pint'of street oll'i .A
few days' sojourn convinced blin that the ar
ticle woe not in demand, eo he left town on
foot and without payin# his board bill.
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NO. 23.
The Chicago Times is convinced that Mr.
Greeley is a total failure, and calls him to get
out of the way. It says "the initial attempt
to create such coalition has failed." Republi
cans will no more vote for Greeley than will
Democrats. We quote:
Mr Greeley has utterly failed to unite the
opposition to Grant; he has succeeded only in
rendering the disunity more pronounced and
Irreionelliable. As a presidential candidate
for the opposition, he is already politically
dead. His election Is among the things that are
impossible. This is the inevitable conclusion
to which events are already come. There is
no longer the least use, there is no longer any
degree of wisdom, in hoping or arguing
against this unalterable fact. The nomina
tion of Greeley at Baltimore means the elec
tion of Grant. There Is no other possible
meaning to it. As an available candidate for
the opposition 'to Grant, he is out of the ques
tion."
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WAS • ICH WENS VON DER PRESE•
DENTSIRAFT.
SUPPOSED UT U.
leh bin &Prangs en alter n'ann,
tin' trees net ob tang ich leben kwon s
Now, well's ditch so hesltch anssehnt
Bet 'in Government nn' bet 'rn Grant,
Dan wlll,lch selsrer of der Moho,
Zn wets° was tch do do kan.
Des Volk will !miner gelehrt set
Von kandldaten allerici, ' „ •
Was doch die prlnclpen lessen
Das sle sle mega barmen ;
Lin' a' elle feigkelten
Den kandldate as beretten.
Dae wee lob all von broom hO,
machrdle uchons trilr net schwas,
DM will so karts ate megllch eel,
Mit prloclpert no' allerlel,
Dne dock des wok bedeoke meg,
All was Ich Mao haute sag.
Ich war am erst ellibauerr ba—
War fieste sehr, carless dleb, du,
wn . rm, on' bel dem a' Rehr bleed,
• be fang wle Ihr seht.)
t , cant, Ayer Ich eln drunker dertli
Do ging mlr's ewer erg lwel.
Nechet war lob dale mel ostler baits,
War stoner, drucker, no' so was,
Bob echulde g'hat no' vial serluscht,
Un' paler cool bin leh of gebust ;
Pear freund hen mlr eel net veranda,
Du' hen men guts sehtell vershall.
WI, echo behm von echo enstehc4
SO ging ralr's grad, dcsselbe sehm ;
Nechst war die Tribune—grosses blat—
ibr stilton ging aus darch land no' stadt
Dle bauerel an Chappequa .
War deo duo melon kb Ilebllch sale.
Da planet Ich clean salad, kraut, •
Un' so, des wachsedoch Jueeht about ;
Juaeht e'mol hob Ich glehlt, In dem—
Von Washington bmeht Ich mit hem
Pahr patent roth-rieve plunge,
Buhr she°, Mob, on' aebmert In &nee.
Halt lin( dater vor yode b'zablt,
Uo' war so stolz, on' bob gebrall.
Die Fin gawachse, (all los kraut,)
'8 hot mleb <loch armload, jusebt about I
Am end war's flee•krant, yeder stock—
Danner-wetter, was Mu humbug!
My Tribune awer ale gedrnekt,
Un' hab met earn am end versehleekt
Abardleh dare!' dle krlegce cell,
'8 war so vlel rank, g'recht, an' sebtrelt
Viler het sal all echpaaro kenne,
'S .olk hot'e awer net so g'aebne.
Ich bob 'no grad am Wiling Wetted
Die Soua mecht go, 'a we') dock nu 'acted
Des g'iecht en !lime mit so belt—
Des wer on schilrom, des gingt nu welt,
Die Nore hot's awer net a' g'hert—
Bin tiel gotschurept, gar mechtlg echmert.
Hen drat' gebelet, dea war not schlow,
Nod hab lett g'eaad, wan doe get so
Niue lett mit go, saltiest blelb Ich erlek,
V,rlihr my n'achett'uti' des gave sallek
flab dapper 'a editorial enetzt,
hab my alto quill geweutt.
Ganz darch der krleg war Ich all recht,
Una stings gut, der Sons awer schlecht ;
Der Lincoln un' der Grant warn stark,
'S voile hot ale gelleht, 'a war dcch ark;,
Un'r'm baum, am Appomattox Buse,
War's end, don kreekt der Grant die nose
Er war no elect President.
Des war all recht, hab ich gement ;
Doch beb ich oft sal sclbst verlangt,
Ws no 'n ehr, 's werd no viel gedaukt,
nab ewer gasoline des der Grant.
Nosh vier yobr sot bleive 1w ischtand.
Bel wile net du, hob ich no g'aaad,
leh gebs ding of, un' drab en biat ; .
Der Conkling, Schurz, un' ich gain dra'
Us' (angels 'n news party a'—
Lib'ral Republican ibr new',
Des tnacht die alte party zebus.
Belt seller zelt bab Ich vial dreck,
Neid, schism, us' schlender of geweckt;
flab g'saad die Rebels smile all
Ihr trelbelt bawe zu der wahl,
the' bin juscht now of melne knee
Uu' bit um hilt, die Demokratee.
Ich deoks gelenkt an Baltimore,
Die Lib'ral cause bebt etch ampere I
leh reit der Dernokratisch steel—
len garb eel bout, on' des net feel,
Ills die ich bin President gemacbt,
Des wee ich von der Presidentshaft.
Hon. Samuel Griffiths, Hammett() Member
of Congress from the Twentieth District of
Pennsylvania, has written a letter In which
he says that as between Grant and Greeley
he will support the latter.
The Chicago Journal declares that "In Illi
nois Greeleylam is rapidly collapsing." It
says:
We can, if desired, give names and files to
prove this. We can, If required,demonatrnto
that there are not one halfas many Liberal Ito
publicans in Illinois to-day,as there were before
the Cincinnati. Convention met. The Tri
bune's pretended 'uprising for Greeley and
Brown,' is a sham and deception. Its editor
knows better."
A TRAVELER through the Indian Territory
narrates the following incident: -
The inhabitants, male and female, old and
young, camp to the doorways to witness the
rare sight of white travelers through their
country. One old negro, standing at the gate
in front of his sixty-byten cabin accosted us
with:
" Mister, is you from de NMI?"
,We assented.
" What part of do Norf Is you from ?"
We told him we weredirect from Cincinnati.
Cinelnuatty ? Hum I hum I" Then, after
aomo hesitation, "Is ancinnatty In Missouri?"
" No; Ohlo,"
"Ohio t Well, dat's way up Norf, ain't it?"
" Yee, it is some distance from hero."
" Well l'so been In Masonry. I was der
befo' do nab."
"Do you like living here as well as there?"
" Well. you see, mosso," lowering his voice,
"it's sort o' better have; wi 'a got head rights,
you know and dat's a good deal."
" You have head rights, have you ?' Are
you a Creek ?"
" Well, yea, l'ao a Creek. Dot is, I mar
ried a Creek woman, which give me a right
in the nation. Here's one of my children.
Ho looks mo' like his mother. Ile's a real
Creek, lie Is."
And the old man chuckled dtlightedly and
stroked the long stiff hair of the lad's head.
The boy did indeed look like a Creek of the
full blood. His features were Indian from the
eyes and nose to the elite, as lie trotted away
he had the exact Indian swagger to his move
ments.
The Peace Jubilee
It Is suppohed that the World's Peace Jubl-•
lee, which is to be held at Boston, and to
commence on the 17th of June, and close on
tho Fourth of July, will surpass anything of
the kind in numbers, show and music, that
has ever taken place. That Immense building,
In which the Jubilee Is to be held,* now near
ly completed, will scat comfortably 75,000
people,and have room for 190,000 more. There
will be a chorus of 20,000 perf.rmers. The
great master Johann Strauss, and his famous .
Austrian band, fifty-six performers, will be
present and take a leading part. Season tick
ets, transferable, admitting to all the concerts
fro it the 17th of June to tho 4th of July, in.
elusive, will be for sale from and after the let
of June—price $5O. Single tickets for admls
sloe to each entertainment during the . first
week, $5. Invitations have been Issued to
the President, members of the Cobh:1°1,1:410-
matte representatives, Governors of all the
States, and to the Mpyor of the principal city
In each State in the Union.
.& wee !sidle was brought before ono of the
ti ss
Gliasgoi: Whoa who, a ft er read[ him a lee.
time asked, " Where did you lea 46 much
tvickedness?' " D'ye ken the pu fu'ollitaa
ford street f" .asked the lad. " .tilre't • replied
the bailie. " Weel, then, d :/ e iielfr 1 4 Plank
at 13riggate?" "Yea, sure, was ltie. reply.
- Well, then, ye may gang there and pump u
long as ye like, for l'm hanged If ye pump
me."