The Lehigh register. (Allentown, Pa.) 1846-1912, April 03, 1872, Image 1

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brie tares . ' . 4.50 5.25 9.(5) 17.00 25. i 0
Ix Square., . . . , 11.30 17,00 2.1.00 49.10
Quarter Column • • 19.50 33.00 40.00 30.00
61.1 f Column . . . 0600 4 0 .00 00.00 110.01
Ole Column , i . „ 90.00 00:00 110 00 200.00
Professional Cards $l.OO per line per year.
Administrator's and Auditor's Notices, $3.00
Clip Notices, 20 cents paella° lot Ineetilon 15 cents per
(no each subsequent Insertion.
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Ten lines agate eonstlto te a square. . '
ROBERT IREDELL, JR., Puniasuun,•
ALLENTOWN. PA
Btu Gootis.
Le"JAMBE it ROSS.
212 North Eighth Street, Phila.
Have one of the (-fleet and chenonet linen of Hamburg
Edging 4
of
Inflorllngs In ha bound
plain clly. mlito
their er ect of WIIITH 0000 i no c.trnbrlce. PiBll3.
tucked and Polon Nnlnnonks, Vi c to r'. rill In
mingle and double width.. 13wloi Lawns,
bird eye and plaid I.lnone. A tiplendld lino of tho beet
REAL AND IMITATION GUIPURE.
Alec., Irelencla. Thread, Gorman Dobblne. Imitation
crochet and P/Ilow Eno. Ac
CURTAINSAND CURTAIN LACE.
A Specially. Oemeral Job Into of these good. ea very
Low R/too. Roe seliorignent of
REAL *cm IMITATION VESTIBULE LACES.
Lace Tidies. Lace Collars lo great variety. Lacs Sets
nu.l Sleeves. very handsome Mono Embroider. d Sets
Francis Breakfast Caps, rare goods. A most complete
stock of
GENTS', LAMS' AND CIIILDRENS ,
Mar•elllos Totlnt Fets, Linno Towels. and SIII,I Fronts
EsPOclal cars had to goods suite d° for Infant Wear.
TO THE PUBI IC.
- REMOVAL.
(JUR NEVSTORE.
GUTH & KERN,
DEALERS IN DRY GOODS,
WOULD roost reapectfolly call the attention of their
friends, customers, and the public generally, to tbo fact
that they havejast removed to their nowly and elegantly
Cited up STOttli BUILDINO,one door west of their Win
er locatiorrould immediately adjoining the Fast National
Bank, being tbo building formerly occopkd by Schreibfr
Bros , whore thdy propose to coLtione
DRY GOODS BUSINESS
In all Ito varied branches. They have the finest. best
and cheapest stock of anon ever offered to the public,
embracing everything that the public can wish. They
Tv'onitl especially invite the attention of all to their fine
ansortMeut of
LADIES' DRESS GOODS.
Vile department they Bait, themselves to he the beet
ever offered to the pnbllc of Allentown and vicinity, for
ntyle. quality end cheapness,goods of the taunt approved
Patterns, dm., consh,ling of
Black and Fancy Silks, Black and Fancy 8114 Poplin.
Black and Fancy lilohairs Black and Fancy Alpacas,
Black and ColaredStriped Ratings. Block Barn
basines„Black Austral'. Crape, 131ack Pop
lins, Bleck Velveteens, Silk Velvet, Sel
la Striped Vemailles Cloth, Hallo
Striped Larne Babes, Silk Strip
ed Mohair, Silk Figured Sul-
Inca, Brocade Japauebo
Silks, Brocade Pop
lins. Berge Wool
Plaids
Beotch Woul Plaids, Cord and Colored Velveteens. Eng
limb and French Chintzes. Plaid Poplins. Plaid
Chintzes. Plaid Nainsooke, Brodie. Tbibet, lie
' knt. Saratoga, Vialila. Long Branch. Ni
agara and Watervliet Long and Egnare
SHAWLS, In GREAT VARIETY.
FriIIALL and SEE.,_OII
An they are buying strictly for cash. they flatter them
selves that they can otter areal inducements to parties
wishing to boy good Geode at reasonable prices.
They only ash the public to give them a call and eXAm
lne their stock, and compare prices and quality. They
defy competition.
Thankful for peel favors, thoi will endeavor to merit a
continuance of the patronage of their old enetomem, as
well as of all new coition
HIRAM GUTH)
Jan 24 Sm d
ANNOUNCEMENT EXTRAGRINAHY !
E. S. RIMER & 00 '8
DRY GOODS
HEADQUARTERS !
70,6 AND 707 HAMILTON STREET,
A L LRNTOW A', PA
Latest Interesting Intelligence I
PRICES TO
ASTONISH THE NATIVES!
OUR GOODS WERE BOUGHT BEFORE THE
LATE ADVANCE AND GIVE THE AD-'
VANTAGE TO THE IRADE.
Ifil..OUR LAST PRICE LIST. aroalKl groat havoc to lho
n0.0(111011 PRICED STORES. They catt't Ace how
It le thht wo COO
Make Money and Sell Goods so Cheap
1^32:13
"MAMMOTH TORES."
WE WILL TELL THEM
First. having two store., we are able to buy Goode In
large lots direct from the manor icturer.and importers,
and from to 20 per cent. rhea Per than they do.
Second, our largo 'latex enable us to make money, even
though we make Intl very little on any one article.
And tart but not Moat, We buy rxelnalvely for neat,
and discount all our, Lille, which to the aggregate
amounts to conetderabl. •
So Mlsre_present °Hong Si Effect Sales I
Prices and tgraitivi
Drie Q rmined not be be Undersold
By Any qf Our Compri/fora I
I=l
Fall and Winter Dry Goods I
OUR STOCK la entirety too extensive to ennmerate u
ncles and prices. We Immo to stock a general ussurtm•nt
of goods usually kept to a brat-class and well regulated
store. Immense stock of
DRESS'GOODS, SILKS, &C.
of every noselble dercription and price
SHAWLS! SHAWLS! SHAWLS !
PAISLEYS, BIIOCHE9. BLANKET,
THIBET nu STELLA SHAWLS
Woolens for Men's and Boys' Wear !
CLOTHS, CASSINERES, TWEEDS, SATINETS INEN
JEANS, &C., AC.
BLANKETS.
While Brown, and Craw El, ” th fr; b ra
,Iforaet//ca and Hon rvg,an
racy Coverlets
Flannels, Sheettngs, Chocks, aCo.
:2A.RPET DEPARTMENT COMPLETE!
• OIL CLOTHS.
WINDOW SHADES, &C.
E. S. SHINIER & CO.,
71r1 and VW Hamilton Bt.. Allentawn. Pa..
,TORN E. LENIZ
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PORN BEABOLT, I .I I. I{ I4 . 91158HEIMER
JOHN E. LENTZ & CO.,
SUCCESSORS TO
YOUNG & LENTZ
Tho firm rt Yin= & was dloitolvel by miitnal
consist on Febru rr VIM 1872 Mr. Youtis rellrinir. Wm.
11. V. elnahrimer and John Seabold. Jr.. having Ikon his
plan, Thanes', firmhe, Co to have the continuance of tho
patronage no liberally bestovreit upon the old firm They
will nao their utinnat endeavors acc..mmodato their
Datrous.trith prom' turns and turulah
BOOTS AND 81.10 ES
of the host make sed , tasterial. sod will alwa have o
hood n I k rue nosertteout of the most desirab ys
le style
suited to the trade of this section.'
The Arm or loan & Lents having' linen illesoleeil, at
parties luilebted to them ow.. reen,iited to make ...Wmru
between this date end &twit tat tient. Ti.e bonne will re
main at tbe old eland. Hither of the old piitnere le an
Uterine.' to elgo llguldatleti: tab .841 in
CAUPETINGs.
WILLIAMS LV, DALE,
dUCOUSBOHS TO It H .10D8111.1.1t,
ISIM MARKF,T . STREET, PIIILADELPIIIA
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Dealer. Iu•OATIPETS, OIL CLOTHS. el ATTINOS. etc.,
We havejust received for therlntt teed, n Inq. end
hendsdme lie riut
eoeut of n0w it an4b , . e.p ratim:. , , d ,.2;„,g,,,...•
elI of which ae ulll uffer tho ionept rnrh
'prices ' We lovlto 0110 ntli and cod us; and exatulse our
•lock herons per !melee elsewhere.
* WILLIAMS & DALE, •
lab tkamte • KM Market ht. Philadelphia.
VOL. XXVI
I EMPLOY NO PEDDLERS!
I DO NOT PEDDLNAITSELP
HAVE NO AGENTS!
AMERICAN HOTEL,
ALLENTOWN. PA
OFFICE, NO. 10 (Near Parlor)
1;1. .",
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osow
o ol t
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oppgolll6
OF 13°1 % 10 RE I RECE — N-F — Ly F ROM tO It3RK.
Pest °Ace Bob, 5150. •
- NEW YORKCITY.
Vera those who are Ettgertng from Weak
and Defective Sight, his
BRAZILIAN
PEBBLE
TRADE MARK.
GLASS SPECTACLES !
Superior to Any Other in Use !
Sold only by
MORRIS BERNHARDT
EIPECTAChE AND OPTICAL MANUFACTURER
The Advantages of these Spectacles over all
others are
I. THEY CAN BE WORN WITH PERFECT
ease for any length of t Imo at one sitting, giving
astonishing clearness of vision, by candle or any
other artificial light, comfort to the spectacle
wearer hitherto unit ❑ewn.
2. 110 W TO SELECT CLASSES.—It requires
irofessional guidance, even when a good article
s offered. Doctor Bernhardt not only has the
mat (dosses that an be found in the market,
iut carefully examines the eyes,and gives indite.
oensable advice llg to the proper selection of
hem.
TESTIMONY OF RECOMMENDATIONS
FRRM 3IEDICA h GENTLEMEN PROFESSORS
OF THE HUMES r OPIVIA IC TALENT
IN A LhEN roll•N. P. 4. purrsviLLE,
READING. LANCAsTER. EASTON,
SCRANTON, (IA RhISLE, CHAM
BER BURG. PA , NI) FROM
ALL THE PRINCIPAL
CITIES OP 'PEE
UNITED STATES.
(THOS. KERN.
u1.01.31n w
..41.'FORDS PLE.-ISUICE TO STATE
thill I have carefully examined Doctor Bern-
Mirth's collection of ,Glasses for the eyes, and
from his explanation Of the manner In which he
adapts them to Imperfect vision, I and fully sat
isfied that he thoroughlycomprehends the sci
ence of Optics, and that he is practically emi
nently slcillful In the adaptation of ilifitillinents
for tine relief of nil fortlolof 111111erfoint victim,, Wlllllllloo meopo of relief wit 1011 t 1111 011101111100.
10111 confirmed, In Inv own opinion or the Doc
tor's merits by the testhnony of Ilse toilet reliable
androminent medical men in various cities in
the United States, I most cheerfully commend
him to rill with wllOlll my opinion tiny have any
weight. U. J. MARTIN, M.D.
FTER A TIIOIIOI, II ' EI.4AIZN.ITI ON
la the principles upon which you adapt your
(ilessos to defective or Impaired vision, anti in
close investigation 111103'0111' (.1111111K if. 11101 . 01,101-
tress lu the application of those principles to tire
eye, it gives us pleasure to beer testimony to tine
fact or your preeminente in the science of Optics
and the remarkable skill anti Ineillty with which
you practicallytienionstrele yourself in this
branch olseientille invcstigations. It Ise matter
of the greatest moment to those using glasses for
the eye to evitil themselves of the rare opportu
nity n limit them by your presents, In our city to
huge tilasses properly adapted to their part renter
cases. & SO:NS, NI. 1).
lIIAVE EXAMINED A LARGE VARIETY
of Glasses lIMMICIII2II.II - ell by ttr. M. Bernhordi, ul
ISerlin,•l'Etv:slo, and bike nitwit pleasure In 1 . 0-
commending him to all those who are In Heed of
Ills Her. 11,05.1. FEOIII the number 01 lest linonlah,
that I hove Seen I am eouvhtred that he will he
able to give satisfaction to till who may apply to
him Y4llllB. etV.,
f•:. O. MARTIN, M.-D.
• IT GIVES ME GREAT PLEASURE TO
111101111 ntv trlentlK that I became acquainted
with Morrk Bernhardt, In Heading, l'a., In
June, ISM, and thew bought or him a pair of hip
excellent tilattt.es Nrltlelt rendered ear, dent ser
vice unto tne ever Mace and I Joyfully recom
mend 111111 to all who luny Maud to need or hls
service.. W M. S: MEN :V 10,
l'itstor of Evint. Lutheion St. Pool's tin:roll
of .kllentoNvo, In.
DR. 211", DERN If DDT—DEAR 81R —I
beg to express to you the deep sense of olifigitt too,
I foci for the pi ofessional hlnducns extended to
me by whleh with eye-sight Impaired be years
of application and study, I um 'note enabled to
read and write with aelearness of vision equid to
the days of youth. May your honorable , and
useful life king be spared that Immunity may
eliJoy the scientific shill of one so eminently
qualified Itt mind and heart to do good to his
fellow-men.
With best wishes for your success I renutln
Yiillll4 Truly, J. F. PA
• Pastor of St. John's Ev. Lutheran Church.
M. 11.ERIV HARDT, BE ENIIIIIITINfi
his instruments lino especially t lietliasses of Ills
own preparal lon, gave satisfactory proof of his
experience tool as on ()enlist and Optleinti.
Tins colllll . llleti by numormis testi.
uunnlals In its possession from scientific, Intelli
gent and Influential men residing in tiliforent
States anti Territories of our country. 1 can,
therefore, recommend him to all who may be
aillieted with weak eyes Or impaired sight as a
person well qualified atiord relief by furnish
ing them with a mailable pair of Glasses.
N. S. RTRASSBURArEII,
Pastor of Zion's Reformed Congregation.
M.marcrowN, Pa., Jan nary 21, 1872,
211 ORRIS BERNHARDT HAS TOR
:thlied me with a pair orlltllZlllan Pebble Classes
WOICII stilt ins 4 , yps exactly. From personal eX•
perienee I can cordially mlylse all ',unions whose
natural vision requires the supplements of art to
Wvall themselves of the Doctor's skill. Ile has
exhibited to me credentials from eminent Pity
sielio. and Mlnkters, with many of whom I ant
personally acquainted. lie is evidently an
I who uuderstands his profession most
thoroughly. J. W. WOOD,
Pastor Presbyterian Church.
ALLENTOWN, Pa., January 21, 11172,
A T. LENTOW i. Vn., Inn. 25.71 H 7 .2.
DR. BERNHARDT .N CRY.VI'ALS ARE UN'.
oloultteolly very clear mot perfect,llllllllili system
of mutating won to ...lima ,mmutioint of the
eve seems to folly justify the very tlatterinet tes
timonials lie has reeelVell 11,111 looting Physi
cians 111111 ethers lu various ports out the Rotten
Mate , . \I'M. It. (MIES,
Rector of (lines (Mural.
•.
imr.rNa HAI) A RERSON'AL INTERVIEW
will, Br. Bernhardt, 1111,11,011 g rally convineed
of 111414111110 n I11:111 an nut) ittician and tictilita,
I
In plansiiro in en:amending kiln In hin pro
feseinnal capacity to all who nate need Ills nor
viees. JAMES S. itARI . I.:NTEIt, 111. I).
We cordially endorse the above:
•
D. W. BLAND.
GEO. W.ItoW N. M. D.
A. 11. HALBERSTADT.
J. W. HCHENIJK, Pastor first Prebbyterlasi
Church.
JOHN I. PEA Itcyl, Pastor M. E. Church, Potts
ville. Pa.
OKO. W. SMI LEY, Pastor second Presbyterlau
Church, Pottsville, Pa.
TextWl,llll6lB almllar to thin above may tin anon
at M. Ilernhartlt'a oaten from the most reliable
arid well-known gentlemen of the United Htateo,
among whom aro:
•
Horatio Seymour, ex•governor of New York •
It. B. Penton. ex-Onv. of New York.
A. 0. Curtin. ex-Clay. . of Pennsylvania. •
It 11. Ray, Governor °Mitt,
Morton. f Indians.
AieXtlrldPr tlam•oy, ex-Oov. of Minnesota.
Iloory A tiNirt, ex•tlov, of Minnesota
Richard Yates. ex Gov. of Illitute.
. hl, N. Patten, ex-Gun• of Alatintott.
.1....e0h B. Drown. ex•Oov. of Georgia,
Jonathan Worth, ex-flov .t.f North Oarollao.
John 0111 Shorter, ox-Gov. of Limb ma.
James L. Orr, ex•Oov, of South Carolina.
READING. PA.. March 77. 18021
•
MARTIN LUTHER. M. D.
C. F. MoCAULRY, Pastor of the 2d Reformed Church,
Roldina. Pa.
r.lll'
JOII COOLED= M. D.
M. MURRAY W NID DAN M. D.
LLEWELLYN BEAVER, 1.1. D. .
0. IL HUNTER. M. D •
X. d . RIC II A KIK Pastor of Presbrterlat Church.
BEN. KCIIMUCKI2II, Pastor of Et James. ',Mersa
Church, Reading, Pa.
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LANCASTIRR, PA., lifny 21, 1869
Continuation of Dr. Illernhordeo
elerences.
JnIIN t. ATr,RR, M n.
HENRY CARPENTER. BI D.
. if. K. lIIMILENIIIIRO, 61 U.
IS {IRENE WALD. D D., Parlor Church of Rely Trint
tv. Lancaster. in.
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EASTON, PA., February 10, 1809.
TItAILL GREEN, M D.
C C JEN N INCH,
M D.
A MOs D.
EloY %ND r, MD.
J DI JUNKIN, M D
NAMDIO. sAADT, MD.
C II HDOAR, stor of Horormod (Dnlch)lActrokb,
BUMUN 10 1181.FOUlt, Paelor 81 John's Ltitheran
Church, Earl.. Po.
SCRANTON, PA., Oct. al, ISM
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BEN.III Tit HOOP, NI D.
II A SQUIRE 51 D.
N I tEer, II D.
L
110HACE ADD, MD •
UMA.IIII.:IISTSURO, PA., Juno 2n, ISM
A II SENsENY.M D.
Jl, n UFsHRItor I'. M D.
WM II DOYLE, D 1 D.
inuN nosTOOMERY, 11
SAW', O LANS. At D.
D.
P S Pest or ei the bit linAirmod Church.
LUTII Elt A 0 .TWA I.D.P.tor o , let Lutheran Church
3 A CRAWFORD Pastor of the Falling esprlng Prenby
ln H Church.
A
SCHENCK Al D.
CA [IMMIX, PA., June IS, Pa.
A J HERMAN, M D.
WM W DALE, M D.
R P RIEO'FEII. M D.
REV C P WING, Pastor of the First Presbyter'.
Church.
WSI C EVERETT, Rector of St John's Church.
JOEL SWARTZ, Pastor of the Lather. Church.
CONSULTATION FREE.
Office. boor, from Dint to 6 p m•
N. B.—owing to eno,nnetnonts elmowhere. Dr. Darn
horde will not roinain hero but for a short thaw only.
tlkw
h - E9V ADVERTISEMENTS
HOLLIDAYSBURG, PA., SEMINARY,
Rev. JOSEPH WAUGH, Principal. •
SPRING TERM BEGINS APRIL ler.
Succexgrol, Thorough, Erouwolcal, Henltbriri.
~~'
oldent and rtiont reliable Inetitatien for Obtalntep C
Mercantile I:due:M.lr. Prat:Veal letnlnens men an inntruc.
tore. For information, write for n Circular to P. DUFF
SONS, Pittnbargli,
Cheap Farms. Free Homes
OT Till: Lin . . Of , TIM
UNION PACIFIC RAILROAD
A LASE) ORART Or
12.000,000 ACRES
I==
3,000,000 Aores in Nebraska,
IN TIM
GREAT PLATTE VALLEY,
GARDEN OF THE' WEST,
NOW FOR BALE!
There (undo are In the central portion of the Culled
Staten, on the 41st degree of North Latitude. the central
line of thin great Tr:itinerate Zone of .Ite American Conti
neut. and tor grain growing and stuck raining uusurpna
nod by any in thr rioted Sot,
CH EAPED IN mote Ltvet•eble hermit glven.and
more convenient to market than eau be fonnd elsewhere.
FREE HOMESTEADS FOR ACTUAL SETTLERS.
THE BEST LOCATIONS FOR SETTLERS,
HOLDIRKO ENTITLED TO A 110ME0TEAD or WI ACRE,
Plows to Porclottrors of Lam&
Food for 'he new Deecriptigeraniunlet, with new mops,
Pubilrited In Eugliolt. German.^tiwedish and Dm:lM,
mailed tree everywhere.
Andrew.
0. P.I)AVIS, -
Land Como:denim:ler, U. I'. It. It. Co..
Omatok. Nob.
EXTRAORDINARY IMPROVEMENTS
CABINET ORGANS.
The MAFON & II ARLIN °ROAN CO. reArectfally ISTIOOOOCO
thv tuuodacttou or improvomenis of much more than
ordinary I uterext These ale
REED A . ND PIPE CABINET (ORGANS.
below the only silevesfril cornbirintiori• of.REAL PIPES
with reeds over in
DAY'S TRANSPOSING KEY-BOARD,
%Web can be !not:truly' moved to t h e right nr loft, Chang•
lag the p.tch, or tranonnolno the key. For drawings
and decriptfone • ere Circular.
NEW AND ELEOANT STYLES OP
Double Reed Cabinet Organs,
at WO, 032 and *12.5 ea eh. Considering rq tm ill Ele
gance, and , Thorough Excellence of Workmanahig,
theme are cheaper Min any before offered
,„„.••tett {me
oir+~iann S ri . 11;11Y-340111tion mnonfeetnre then
romp, y tin etrard, and canto undertake to null at prices
which rot, theta
UNQUESTIONABLY CHEAPEST.
WIER noTAVR MUIANA dirr , of eh. YIVE OCTAVE OPEIMOI
111 W. *125 nod nown do. With three 0010 reeds $l5O and
opwordo. Forty stoles. up fo WOO earl,.
EW 11.1.ENTRATED CATALOtiOr. and EPTIMONIAL CIR.
(WEAK. with ow °loon of JiOHE THAN ONE THOUSAND
DI USICIANS..out fri o,
MASON Sr IIABIL:N ORGAN CO
154 Tremont street, Boston
PORTABLE SODA FOUNTAINS.
$4O, 539, $75 and 0100.
GOOD, DURABLE AND CHEAP.
Shipped Ready for Use.
MANTPAUTrRED DT
J. W. CIIAPMAN & 00., Madison, Ind.
CZ-SEND FOR CIRCULAR.IitI
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(Incorporated 1860.)
COillMbill Fire Insurance Co.
OFFICERS AND DIRECTORS.—S. S. DETWILP.II,
Preiet . ; 11. W 'LEON Vlco-Plon't
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Tom; J. F. PRIMAI.PE, Rnc'y S. S DETWILER, HI
RAM WILPON. DORT CRANE, NN PATTON. 30110 11.
II o•IINAN, Jaron S. STEINS. J• 11101
00. DO.D.E, W. 0. CAAII, AMOS P. EVER,
.loan SRI:RW.I;R. D. B. EsAcili. Fur Inpinrance or Aim,
dos, nthlten.;
J. F. FRUEAUFF, Soc'y, Cclumtlt, l'A
LAW-BEFORE ASSURING YOUR I,IFR, examine the new
AfirT..tkllno Saviege Fend plan, plat harming:rid by_ the
EQUITABLE 1.11 , E ASSURANCE. SI11:IR.V IF NKVI
y,,Rx. by which on endowment poticy in granted at
about half rat.,
End of le yearn, 1 14 per cent. of premiums retuned.
• ." .I
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New linable., 171 441 vilibeCO, largent lu world
Asneta, 41S 000,we Income, $5.00),0 00
Reliable Agent% Wonted I,,ryvwro, Addreae
I. 1.. IfF.OIS ER. General ;gee ,
HW CRESTRUTSTRE.'f,
.13111 E Fe le SOidierf Illetitexed;
A- or. The Female Soldier. Tho Thrilling /Mean
tures. Experiences and hero ...of a Woman as Spy,ticout
nod Nina, lo Canine, Hanle Fielda nod tluspitols. 12
fuMpage Montronenn and portrait op wee!. file ob•
larblog hook, elegantly Illtne rated. coma Syn., and
n.autlitt ly It.tutl in clothy richly ornainentel lu black
ed gold. all only by subneriptlou. Pike
h &pee Iph la Publishing ea., Phil Thu
dget who fired send $1 25 for outfit well get the territory
for thin fe b
Carpenters, Bui'ders►
an I all satin contemplate BM ding. supplied with one
now I. ',nitrated Catalogue on receipt ot •tainp• It. J.
iv .! go la . 1 t gr, tu e r i. I
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AGENTS WANTED FOR
SG H. T
ENsX.DTI() N S
OF NEW YORK. •
A WORK DESCRIPTIVE of the CITY OF FEW .
YORK In all tie VARIOUS PHASES.
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ALLENTOWN, PA., WEDNESDAY MORNING, APRIL 3,,1872.
The winter moon is gleaming above the old brown Mlle
Ito bright rays are redacted op from the icy rille ;
Along the dim old forest. a shadowy Notre gleams.
And o'er the quiet landerspe a ray of glory streams
The stars by myriads, gllsteo, but faint and far sway,
In the great un fathomed distance, their scenes of glory lay.
It at thou, bright orb of beauty, fair Lana,ehoddeth be iml,
Around our homes, and glory from thy bright visage
streams.
A calm poetic silence, a holy, tranquil Poeco
Thou gentian'', art giving,eince tho winter day'e release,
Up to the domo of lira•en, so taut, so far outspread, ,
Down to tho brown earth, lying no still beneath our tread.
We see thy ray. reflected ; with a bright Pottle glow,
Thy silent, elladutry dreaminge over our senses Bow.
What art thou teaching gently 1 our friend, so firm and
true—
Thou wh I hath ever watched our home. down from Clip
ISEI=1:1
Thou apenkent of humility, and for thin lowly world
513,111 h n borrowed light from one whore glory Iles
IMMIE
Mon ncornoth not to draw thy beams from tho bright
king of ds7 •
Dlsdalotth not to barrow light to sheer us on our way.
We bless thee. for thy.teachings.ei filled with harmony;
And as thy dreamy glory spreads o'er earth, and sky
and sea,
We'll humbly bow to a Great Power, and feel humility
F,brunry, 1873 •
A TRUCE TO SCANDAL !
From the Harnaburn Stole Journal
It is now some months since it became evi
dent that the sentiment cf the Republican
party in Pennsylvania was chyystalizing upon
John P. Hartranft nettle next Governor of the
Commonwealth. Bo unmistakable were the
indications that the contest before the people
was practically abandoned by his competitors,
who wets getting ready to acquiesce graceful.
ly in the result. Within a few days, a last
desperate attempt has been ma le to break his
strength and make his nomination impossible.
It had its invitation in the Evans swindle.
Its prime agents were the bondsmen and part-
ners of the defaulting refugee. Its principal
Instruments were foreign newspapers whose
admitted interest and aim are the destruction,
not of Hartrnnit, but of the Republican party.
It has been greedily grasped in Penn
Sylvania by rival candidates, and the press In
their interest, and by the opposition to Gener
al Grant, whose well..known relations to Hart
ran ft were supposed to identify the administra.
tiou with the candidacy of the latter. The
people of the State were of a sudden stagger
ed by the announcement that their chleftinan
cial officer was little better than a common
felon. The details of his .villainy were pub
lished with the most plausible particularity.
If the mine had been exploded a week or two
later, its effects might have been disastrous,
and Hartranft might have been driven with a
tainted reputation from before the convention.
As it is the engineers have been hoisted with
their own petard. The combination of thieves
disorganizers and ambitious politicians is shat
tered, and their manoevres have only strength
ened the man they were intended to destroy.
It iq probable that only the Evans gang were
aware of the utter falsity of these charges.
The opposition to Ilartranft and Grant accept
ed and used the material as it was offered
them ;it was not their interest to inquire
farther.
We need not go into the tedious details of
this Evans business. The defalcation is no
torious, and the people of the titato aro famil
iar with the steps taken by their accounting
officers for the protection of their interests.
The legal proceedings are still pending, and
Mr. Payne, president of a medical college of
Philadelphia, the franchises of which were
forfeited a few days ago bh cause its president
had habitually made merchandise of Its de
grees, is one of the sureties of Evans. Pend
ing the Ihlgation a committee of the Legisia-
ture has been raised and has been for some
time laboring to get at the actual history of
the collection of the war claims. Gen. Ilart-
Ii auft, Mr. Mackey una others were brought
before the committee at an early day, and
favored it with all the- information In their
possession.
The legal proceedings have been delayed
and the investigation bailed by Evans and his
friends at every step. Evahs himself tied
from the process of the committee--and im-
Ist,liatelv neeeeecine. ilPirlarillre to New
York came a burstol scandal front tue new
York Tribune and the New York sun. The
latter charged specifically that the missing
f nds t. f the Common wealth were in the hands
01 the very man who had been most active in
unearthing the villainy and pressing Evanii to
a settlement—and forgery and perjury were
both brought into request to give the state
ment a amble ce of verity. Ordinary heel
Hess transactions of Hartranft and Mackey
perverted into grave violations of low
speculations in the trust funds which
add have been sacred In the keeping of the
—.cr. These charges were promptly taken
up by newspapers lu the interests already
mentioned, with the tender suggestion that
whether true or not, their publicity was fatal
to flartranft's availability, and that the Re
publican party of Pennsylvania should mould
Its nominations to suit the anonymous scrib
blers of the Tribune and Sun. The Legislature
very properly committed to the Evans com
mittee nn inquiry into the truth or falsity of
the charges. It has resulted in the complete
vindication of the parties Implicated. Payne
himself testified before the committee that the
resolutions which were the foundation of the
Tribune articles, were prepared to embarrass
the Evans investigation. Stroup testified that
the articles were published to damage political
interests supposed to be friendly to Hartranft;
and on Wednesday evening the exposure cul
minated in an examination of Hartranft,
Mackey, the author of the Run articles,
and others, which traced these charges
home to their , paternity, and demon
strated their complete falsity. It results
that bribes, in slims of tens of thousands,
have been offered by Payne and his friends—
that threats of official detraction and slander
have been freely used without swerving the
officers of the Commonwealth from the strict
lin of duty, and that the recent outraF,eous
libels have been published at the dictation oh
Payne, and of Payne ouly,for the purpose ofan
noying and embarrassing the pursuit which he
could not escape, and of levying blackmail
upon thin persons attacked. Beyond this Its
exult has been to fix the character of this fel-
IN Broadway. N. T.
lIM
low as one of the most reckless perjurers and
daring villains or the day. Every item of the
specification against Ilartrantt has ueen
promptly met and disproved, and there is an
end of the calumny. It is a matter of con
gratulation that, by a combination of fortuitous
circumstances, this result became possible.
His enemies reversed a rule of the common law
which holds a man Innocent until he is proven
guilty, and demanded that he should establish
his innocence ; accident has enabled him to do
so.
If the Republican party Is to win or deserve
s iccess at the coining election, it Is full time
that the scandalous warfare within its own
columns should cense. Newspaper caluninies
coined, or given currency to affect a nomina
tion will return before the election to plague
the Inventers. They are just so much am
munition manufactured and stored away for
MC on the day of decisive battle by the com
mon enemy. The candidates named for the
high Mlle. s, which aro in effect In the gilt of
our State convention, are all gentlemen
who In official and private life have held and
deserved the public confidence. With any
of them success is easy, unless success la made
d (Unit by personal jealousies and bickerings,
and the glib lies of the Interested scandal
monger. Let the Republican press preserve
its dignity and labor to strengthen the organ
ization, and to insure a cordial support to our
nominees, whosoever they may be. Then
with ordinary prudence In the deliberations
of our convention, we can approach the
October election, with full confidence of a de
cisive victory.
Not with a reproof for anythingof that day's
omission or commission. Take any other time
hut bedtime for that. If you ever heard a
little creature sighing or sobbing In its sleep,
you could never do this. Seal their closing
eyelids with n kiss and a blessing. The timia
will come, all too.soon, when they will lay
their beads' upon their pillows, lacking both.
Let them then at least have this sweet memory
of a happy childhood of which no future sor
row or trouble can rob them. Give them their
rosy youth. Nor need this involve wild license.
The Judicious parent will not so mistake my
meaning. If you have ever met the man or
woman whose eyes have suddenly filled when
a little child has crept trustingly to its mother's
breast, you may have seen one In whose child-
hood's home dignity and severity stood where
love and pity should have been. Too much
indulgence has ruined thousand of children ;
too much lovo not one.—Ainnygibrn.
Rev. Peter, Cartwright, the well khoWn
Methodist minister and pioneer, Las recover
ed, after all, and may live to preach a long
time yet.
MOONLIGHT.
How to Pnt Children to lied
Excitement in Union County.
Rumor of a Murder Committed Thirty
Yenta Ago—Confession of One of till.
Murderers—A Drover from Berko§ Comi
ty Hold to be the Victim.
The Lewisburg Journal of last week con
tains the following;
No
No doubt many of our readers will re•
member a rumor which was in circulation
some thirty years ago, that a man traveling
on horseback through Peon's Valley Narrows
had been foully dealt with. The rumor was
based upon the fact that the body of a horse
was found some twenty rode from the
pike, which bad apparently been knocked
down with a cudgel and killed. The
horse was found several days after lie
was killed by some boys who were out gun.
fling. Other circumstances connected with the
affair caused a great deal of excitement in
the neighborhood. Some half dozen of the
citizens were soon after summoned to the spot,
who report; d that the case required a thor
ough investigation. A call was made upon
the citizens en mane, and a day appointed
to make search for the body of the man sup
posed to have been murdered.
On the day appointed, a number of men
from Centre and Union counties repaired to
the spot where the horse was found and set
out In squads through the woods, and searched
all day diligently. but found nothing. They
then concluded that if there were any grounds
for their suspicious, and that a man had really
been murdered, his body must have been sunk
iu a saw-Mill dam close by. Another day
was then appointed to let the water out of the
dam.
On the night before the day fixed upon to
let off the water, the gates were drawn by
some unknown parties and the water let out.
The feelings of the searching parties can only
be Imagined when the next day they found
things in Ruch a condition. Those who had
given the matter very little thought an d h id
ridiculed the idea of there being any cause Mr
such apprehensione, at once changed their
minds, and the excitement became intense.
Search was,
however, made in the mill dam,
when fresh tracks were found that had no
doubt been made the previous night,by parties
who had been wading through the mud, but
no further developments were brought tr. light.
Various rumors were in circulation. Several
parties were implicated in the crime, hut as
in most cases of this kind, the rumors were
mostly, if not all, unfounded, and the occur
rence was seemingly forgotten.
Some ten years ago, however, it was pub
lished in the newspapers in certain inalities
In the State that a man, who had-been a for
mer resident of Union county, had confessed
upon his death bed that ho was one of the par
ty who had.murdered a man in Penn's Valley
Narrows some twenty years previous to that
date. This news created some little excite
ment at the time, but it soon also died out.
Within the last few days, rumor has It that
a certain man who moved to the West from
the upper end of the county many years since
had lately died, and had confessed at his dy
ing hour that he was one of the party who
committed the Penn's Valley Narrows mur.
der, some thirty years ago, and had implicated
three others. That they played cards (with
the man they afterwards killed) at a tavern
this side of the Narrows, and there discovered
that he had a large amount of money, being a
drover from Berks county ; that they at once
laid a plan to kill and rob him ; that they fol
lowed him through the Narrows to the place
near where the horse was found, and killed
him and the horse, an buried his body under
the horse. After the horse was discovered
they moved the man's body and sank it in the
mill dam, and when the matter was talked of,
and the citizens determined to let the water
out of the dam, he and the other parties impli
cated, let out the water the previous night,
and took the body and carried it several miles
away, towards Brush Valley Narrows, and
buried It, and were the first on the ground
the following morning to help search.
THE COST OF CONGRESS.
The Mileage Lens thnn It Used to he
The Boston Globe's Washington correspon
dent says : The cost of Congress, which does
not include by any means, the Globe,the Pub
lic, Prlnting„ or the transportation of franked
..... - nenpn ea en e nearer to rne earn T viftvu
had the curiosity to examine some of the
items. That of mileage is the largest single
one, that of the Senate calling for $400,000,
and of the Rouse for $1,000,000. In this item
son.e curious facts might be learned by exam
ination of account Old Old clerks here, who
are familiar with !Re mode of making up
mileage, both now and In the past, say that
wierever truth there may be In the statements
of legislative corruption, so much talked of
nnw.vedays, there is 'certainly a more consl
derable degree of honesty exhibited In the
preparation of individual accounts than for
merly.
There is scarcely a senator who receives,
from a So them or Southwestern State, one
half the mileage his ante•bellum predecessors
did. It can be shown that Telco, of Florida,
doubled on Osborn as to that item ; while
Johnson•of Arkansas. got some $BOO more per
annum than either Rice or Clayton. Jeffer
son Davis was counted as being entitled to
several hundred miles more than either the
" scallawag" Alcorn or the " satrap" Ames,
(as Davis' friends vigorously If not coarsely
term his present successors) now obtain.
Duke" Gwinn's mileage from California
was something enormous. Waite Wigfall's
plum in this way almost paid that gentleman's
wine bill. These accounts aro closely scru
' tinized by committees in both bodies before
they are allowed and paid.
'rho appropriation asked for to pay the sala
ries of officers of the Senate amount to $120,-
228, and covers the services of ninety two
persons. Besides these ofilcers created by
law, there are over forty temporary clerks,
messengers, pages, laborers, &c. The sala
ries, in the main, are not extravagant. Secre
tary Gorham receives $4,500. The Chief
Clerk has a fixed salary of $3,000, the present
incumbent, Major McDonald, having $l,OOO
a year added during the remainder of his term
of effice.
Several of the clerks of the House are Men
tilled us editors or correspondents. Bartlett,
the journal clerk, is the author of the stand
ard digest of parliamentary law. There are
sonic ten or fifteen correspondents, more or
less known to the public, who act also as com
mince clerks. D. D. Bartlett, the " Sam Wel
ler" of the Worcester Spy, and the " Van" of
the Springfield Republican, has for twelve
'cars been clerk of the elections committee.
The clerk of the claims committee is the editor
rtr,tt Michigan paper. James R.Young,of the
Philadelphia Star, is on the naval affairs com
mittee ; J. P: Foley, of the Republican, here,
is on banking and curiency Bat I intended
to speak of the geueral cost, as shown by this
appropriation bill, and will only group the
total.
For the Senate:
Payand mi1eage......... ..... .....
Regular clerical and other help
Temporary expellees
Contingent expen5e5.......... .....
Total ........................ ......... 8655,218 00
For the Capitol Pollee, a force of 89
persona 58,256 00
For the House of Representatives:
Pay and mileage P 1,000,000 00
Regular clerical and other force... 151,319 60
Contingent fund,temporary clerks,
folding documents, etc 300,544 00
Total
Nnosby on *he Connecticut Stump
Our old friend, Parson Nasby, seems to have
been having some rather disagreeable , expe
riences in Connecticut. After being thorough
ly schooled by the state committee in the doc
trines of the New Haven platform, he took
the stump for Hubbard and Atwater. Ham ,
tunately his first appointment was in a
" sekloodid" village where the democracy
were in a large majority, and consequently
more enthusiastic and aggressive than in seine
other localities. The effects of tho parson's
eloquence are best told in hie 'own graphic
language : I hed a large meetin, and It ought
to hey been a success, but they hedn't read
the platform and knowd nothin nv it. I lied
it afore me, and opened with a vigorous eulo
gy uv emancipashen, and won a tollerin ny it
' up, lc:Malin Hint conferin uv the ballot on the
nigger wuz a most just and proper thing to do
when I wuz greatid with a storm nv hisses.
" Hist the cussed ablishnist off the stand "'
ahreeked the enraged masses. "Hill the n
ger•lover I" shouted a skore. ,An the chair.
man uv the meetin, a large and muscular man
did deliberately seeze me by the kote• kollar
and lead me to the front uv the stage, and
with one well-directed kick, shoot me into the
very middle uv the aujence, who fell upon and
beat me In the most brootal manner.. Some
ablishnists took care nv me that oho or I
shoed hey died. They had heard my speech
ez far as I got'with It, and said to me that the
Idea tor a redlkle gettin into the dlmocratic
camp the way I had done, - was a bold ono,
but rather reeky. , •
SPARKIN' SUNDAY NIGHT.
=
We wholtave seen as many as sixteen years
in this vale of tears, understand to a verity
the mingled - joys nod sorrows of Sunday
nights' courtship.
With what trepidation, half doubt, half tri•
umph, we notice the effect of "Warren's Black
on our new sewed hoots ; or, with tremb
ling fingers, essayed to Meth() fancy neckcloth
for which r.ur tailor had- charged us such an,
outrage Ours price, fin' lushinglyl affirmed that
h, was making a present of it at that amount
How we palpitated as we approached the
house which was the casket containing our
Jewel, and perhaps lost heart as we approach
ed it, and made a circuit of a Mock or two be.
fore coming to the door ! How our heart
thumped tumultuously as we laid a shaking
hand upon the knob and gave a pull, and
heard the hell ring out In the hall.
Would she come to the door ? Would she
be glad to see us ? No, it is the cook, who
propels the mop and wrestles with the frying
pan in the lower regions, and this hard heart
ed female, supposing that we are in search of
the younger brother of our divinity, an•
nounces that he Is not la.
Master Ned I Ridiculous I A mere school
boy—whole mouths younger than we are.
Wo falteringly pronounce the name of our
inamorata, and arc admitted.
What Is this female grinning at ? Does she
see anything wrong. In our apparel ? or has
she the impudence to class us in the same
light with a boy like Master Ned ?
Our indignation Is soon lost, as we stumble
into the presence of the fair one, and do
wonderful things with the hat which has cost
cash money, before we consent to relinquish
It to the tender mercies of the servant. We
feel that the eyes of the world are upon us—
that pater families is regarding us with a
placid smile, and that the partner of his jo.ys
and sorrows is"watchin' us.".
And then when the old people have asked
all the questions they can think of, and have
found business in other parts of the house,
and we are alone with our charmer I She has
a wonderfully low voice, at first, and yet she
leads us on, as women will do to the end of
time, until we are talking glibly enough, and
have gone so far as to be seated on the sofa,
when pater families comes mooning in with
an earthly question, receives his answer, and
meanders out again.,
We have taken her hand, when a whirl
wind enters the house in the shape of Master
Ned, who inflicts his presence upon us for
half an hour, and is off again. ,
The moments fly swiftly, and we are In the
seventh heaven of happiness, when again the
doors open, and u solemn procession enters.
Pater families, mater families and Ned, out
wardly demure, but inwardly rejoicing,slike
a demon, in our discomfiture.
After a while we feel for our hat and depart
Inwardly full of wrath and vowing never to
return. But, as surely as the cycle of time
brings round the next Sabbath night, we are
back again. And so it will be with the sons
of men while the woridgoes round.
PROSE POEM.
The following poem, from the San Francis
co Golden Era, is not only Homeric in style,
but complete in itself, for it ends with a total
annihilation of the combatants :
On a pine woodshed, In alley dark, where
scattered moon beams, shifting through a row
of tottering chimneys and awnings torn and
dropping, tell, strode back and forth with stiff
and tense drawn muscles and peculiar tread,a
cat.
His name was Norval; on yonder neighbor.
tug shed his father caught the rats that came
in squads from the streets beyond Dupont, in
search of food and strange adventure.
Grim war he courted, and his twisted tall
and spine upheavlng in' fantastic curves, and
claws distended, and earsflatly pressed against
a head thrown back defiantly, told of impend
ing strife.
With eyes agrim and screeching blasts of
war, and steps as silent as the falling dew,
young Norval crept along the splintered edge
and gazed a moment through the darkness
down, with a tall,awag triumphantly.
peTlllO - IVlMPiti n argi n ViThegilivfl llDDvd=
lie started back, and crooked in body like a
letter B, or rather like U inverted, stood in
fierce expectancy.
'Twas well. With eyeballs glaring and
ears uslant, and open mouth, in which two
rows of fangs stood forth In sharp and dread
conformity, slap up a post from out the dark
below a head appeared.
A dreadful tocsin of infernal strife young
Norval uttered, then, with a face unbalanced
and moustache standing straight before his
nose, and tail flung widely to the passing
breeze, stepped back in cautious:lnvitation to
the foe.
Approaching each other, and with prepara
tions dire, each cat surveyed the vantage of
the field. Around they walked, with tails
' uplifted and backs high in the air, while from
their mouths, In accents hissing with consum
ing rage, dropped brief but awful sentences
of hate.
Twice around the roof they went In circle,
each eye upon the foe intently bent, then side
ways moving, as is wont with cats, gave one
long:drawn, terrific savage yeow, and buckled
in.
The fur flew. A mist ot,hair hung o'er the
battle field. High above the din of passing
wagons rose the dreadful tumult of the strug
gling cats. So gleamed their eyes in frenzy
that to me, who saw the conflict from the
window near, naught else was plain but gory
stare that moved in orbs most eccentric.
An hour they struggled in tempestuoui
fight, when taint and fainter grew the squall
or war, until all sound was hushed., Then
went 1 forth with lantern, and the field sur
veyed—what saw I ?
Six claws, one oar, of teeth, perhaps a hand
full ; naught else except a solitary tall. That
was Norval's ;by a ring 1 know It. The ear
was—but we'll let the matter pass. The tail
will do without the car.
Ge ie erosity Unrequited—The Story of two
(i dle
te
ntlenn whose nt Broody Cocktails to
John It. (tomtit.
" Keep your seat," said I, as my friend
rose to go, " I cannot help repeating that old
boomerang joke attempted to be played upon
Gough by everybody's pet humorist, Mark
Twain, and that Falstsman jokist, the Fat
Contributor. It has been told before, but I
should like to repeat it, stripping the story
front its falsehoods by which it was formerly
embellished."
One evening Twain and Grit found them
selves together at the Sherman Rouse in Chi
cago, B. F. (before the lite.)
Drifting about in search of the picturesque,
they followed the human stream till (to wear
the metaphor threadbare) they stranded on a
bar. Mr. Gough was staying in the house at
the time, and, being unwell, had retired early.
A. bright idea struck Twain's restless mind.
"Let's sen him up a cocktail I" .
Idea voted good and acted upon. Walter
arrived at Mr. Cough's room. "dome mis
take ; never touch liquor." Waiter positive;
Mr. Gough more so.
On the way down It °centred to the darkey
that it was a pity the cocktail should be wast
ed, so he drank it, and reports d " all right" at
the bar. Twain and Gris,intensely delighted,
thought they had caught the lecturer napping.
"Let's send him up another," said Grit.
Same result ; cocktail receipted home by dar
key. Excitement at fever.heat.
`Give him a brandy strong," shouted
Twain.
Disappearance of darkey—ditto brandy.
Report satisfactory, and the precious pair put
their heads together, and were concocting a
plan to mix liquors on the temperance man,
when Mr. Gough entered the bar-room, ap
proached our heroes, and said:
"I am afraid you rest under amleopprehen
slon. Seeing that I wee being made the vic
tim of some practical joke, I followed thewei.
ter down, and saw him drink the liquor that
I suppose you thought I had used. You will\
please retrain from sending any more up as I ,
have not 'felt the need of such drinks for
years."
When the subject Is brought up now to
Twain, he says the Fat Contributor " retired
within himself like a greased telescope," but
further says that he (Twain) " was never in
Chicago; didn't know there was a Sherman
'House," etc.
Well—take care of yourself Toledo Blade.
g•
$400,000 00
120,228 00
10,000 00
124,990 00
$1,451,663 60
used to tell a story of an old gentleman named
Ottiwell Wood; of Bomersetshlre, England,
who, being a witness before some court, was
asked by the judge; . " How do you spell your
name, Mr. Wood f" and replied :
"0 double T. I double U, E double double
. U, dout?le 0, D"—
whereupon the astonished Mayor laid down
hie pen, saying that It was the most e:traor•
dlnary name he had ever beard In his life.
"Yet down In tho nooks of the shady
Where moms mould •rd cowslips blow.
And onalle are safe in their painted eheile,
The sr - robot of Three in One doth grow.
A little trefoil with pale green leaves
That Wee knelt from the light of day,
Under the web that the spider weave,.
And fairies call it the shamrock spray.
" Gather the little anent plant—
Silent In voice, though Its leave. ran preach;
And the throe-on•eoe-stem will the mind, enchant
Of the people whom you he To come to teach."
And thus It wag that St. Patrick found
The symbol with which men's hearts ho won,
In a tiny plant which cleaves to the ground
But whose leaves are ilia book or Three to One.
—Nets York Standard
An Act to Incorporate the Pennsyl
vania Fiscal Agency.
SECTION 1. Be it enacted by the Senate and
House of Representatives of the Commonwealth
of Pennsylvania en General Assembly met, and
it is hereby enacted by the authority of the
same, That C. H. Nimson, C. J. Erdman and
Russell Thayer, and their associates, and such
persons as shall become stoekhol "(Ts therein,
be and they are hereb. created a body corpo
rate by name of the Pennsylvania Fiscal
Agency, and as such shall have perpetual suc
cession with all the powers and privileges
needful and necessary to carry out the objects
of their Incorpomtion to be capital stock of
twenty-five thousand dollars, to be divided
into five hundred shares of the par value of
fifty dollars each, to be paid by instalments of
not less than five dollars nt such times and
places as the corporntors shall declare, and as
soon as twenty per centum of said capital stock
Is paid In the said company shall be deemed
fully organized and authorized to transact bus
iness. Provided, however, Thateach corpora•
for or stockholder, or transferee of stock, sliF 11
be individually liable to pay all unpaid instal
ments any incorporated company, whether
created by State or National laws, may become
a stockholder and the said corporation may
purchase, hold and acquire, by any lawful
means, estate real and personal, and . the same
may use, sell, lease, let, mortgage, transfer,
and convey, and otherwise dispose of, and
may sue and be sued, pleadand be impleaded,
contract and be contracted with, have and
use a common seal and the same may change
at pleasure, and may make by-lawa and regu
lations for the government of the affairs, and
may have and use all the rights, powers and
privileges which are or may be necessary for
them to have as a company incorporated for
the purposes herein stated.
SEcriox 2. That the purpose of tide act is
to organize an Incorporated company and to
authorize it as such to become an agency , to
eign countries of any State, from the citizens ;
or subjects or from any company or corpora
tion thereof, and the same to invest and loan
in bonds secured by mortgage, or as herein I
prescribed in the name of the principal or de
positor, or to take and receive the same in
trust to be invested as herein contained for the
use of the principal or depositor, or to use and
employ the same In the purchase of bonds of
auy person, company or corporation, secured
by mortgage, or of the bonds or securities of
the United States, or any of the States thereof,
or of any municipal corporation, and especial
ly to receive and hold on deposit and in trust
estate real and personal, including notes,
bonds, obligations, and accounts of States and
individuals and of companies and of
.corpora
tions, municipal and otherwise, and the same
to purchase, adjust and settle, and also to sell
and dispose thereof In any market of the
United States, or elsewhere, without proceed
ing in law or equity, and for such price and on
such terms as may be agreed upon between
them and the parties contracting with them;
and all monies received as aforesaid for the
purpose of investing and loaning In bonds se
cured by mortgages or in any of the securities
aforesaid, and whether the same be intim name
of the principal or depositor, or in the name of
this company in trust, a rate of Interest not
exceeding ten per centum per annum, payable
annually, or semi-annually, may be charged
with a stipulation that if the interest or princi
pal sum or debt shall not be paid in the man
ner and at the place and time as specified, such
compensation as shall be mutually agreed
upon may be charged for collection and recov
ered in damages as part of the original debt,
and the said company may also charge and re
ceive such compensation as may be agreed
upon between It and the borrower, and be
tween it and Its prinelpal or depositor, for
services rendered in securing the loan, and
also for services rendered for investing the
same and in making an examination of the
title of the real estate property or thing to be
MIONTICO Mann
TIRE ORIGIN OF THE SHAMROCK
St. Patrick sat Ina field of clover •
Pondering how to make pagan. think,
And as he wan turning the problem over
A Bee climbed out from the blonnomn pluk
"VW float thou here 1" ' esid the Saint to the Dee
Paid the Beo to the Point : " !Tie my busy way
To plunge head-first to the flowery noa,
That heaves in the breeze of the Bummer day."
"What flocret then therel"valt the Saint to the Dee.
13.14 the deo to the Belot : "There be retry bowers
Down 'mid the roots of the clover trot:.
Where elves weave charms out of three•lenvol flowers
• What Coll • three leaved d mot. do
To anellblnd men ?" said the Saint to the Bee;
• Can there be stronger than three and tore,
Like thin d ve• foiled sprig I held on my knee ?"
Said the Dee to the Saint : "Now lend an ear
To Ayorde that honey to you ,hall
For lam the qua-a of the Stirlen here
And your thoughts are as plata an none to me."
• Pad Is your heart, and grieved your mind
limner, in the work that you've begun,
Vainly you strive a type to find
That tells of the mighty Three in One.
pledged, and for the preparation of all tho no•
emery papers incident to the business to be
transacted, for both or either of the aforesaid
parties.
Stterron 8. That the by-lows shall prescribe
the manner In which the officers and agents of
the company shall be chosen, and designate ,
their powers and duties and their terms of ser
vice and compensation, and the principal office
of the company shall be in the city of Allen
town ; but the directors, under such rules
and regulations as they may prescribe, may
establish branches and agencies in Europe and
elsewhere, and may deal in exchange foreign
and domestic, but the said company shall not
exercise the privilege of banking; nor issue
their own notes or bills to be used as batik
notes, or as currency, and the said company
shall have power to Increase the capital stock
to any number of shares not exceeding ten
thousand by a vote of the stockholders at any
annual or special meeting called therefor;
that three fifths of the directors of said com
pany shall be citizens of the United States and
a majority of the whole shall reside in this
State and may create and declare dividends at
such times and in such amount as the profits
w ill warrant, but 90 as impair the capital stock.
SECTION 4. That said company shall pay •
to the State Treasurer for the use of the State
a bonus of ono quarter of one per centum on
the requisite sum to be paid to effect the or
ganization of the company for business, paya
ble In four equal annual Insalments--the first
payment to be made in one year after the pay
ment of the capital stock shall be made, and
also a like bonus on all subsequent payments
on account of the capital stock or any increase
thereof payable In like manner. and in addi
tion thereto to such bonus shall pay such tax
upon dividends exceeding six percentum per
annum as is or maybe impesed by law.
- - .
A. dispatch from St. Petersburg says the em
peror, also laortschakoff, received Catacazy
very coldly, and that the latter is going Into
jeuraallsm.
liOßEatr - IREtinT.t;
Vain - tutb •• - •fitricp: Sub 11rintel,
' No. Opt HAMILTON STRUT,
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_emote
lotion. and 13T-Lavre. &hoot Catalogues, Bill Heads
Eo•rlopo., - Loiter Reads Hills of Loaliolf. way
Bill. Teo sad ShlppltcCords, Posters of artr
sire, eto., etc., Printed at Short !folios. '
NO. 14.
LITERARY NEWS.
The •long-expected companion to "Ten
Nights in the Bar Ronm" Is nearly ready,and
will shortly appear. The popularity and great
usefulness of this standard temperance book Is
evinced by tho immense sales that have been
made,—much greater, it is believed, than that
of any book of its class ever published. Who
has not read this remarkable book; so trio to
nature, So intense in dna, and so - terrible in
Its Moral, and who that has read it has not
wish( d for a companion. To satisfY. this
widely-expressed desire, the author bas under
' taken and just completed a now iolunie, that
puts down the liquor-seller in a way to startle
and arouse the public. '
The new book is entitled " Three years in a
Man-Trap." It glves an inside view of the
liquor trade, and portrays the terrible ' effects
of that traffic in-n series of life pictures, full of
the intonsest interest, with the skill and fideli
ty to nature so eminently characteristic Of the
authOr. The book cannot fail to make a strong
impression, and, as a now auxiliary in the
cause of temperance, will have a wide and
powerful influence. Nothing could be more
timely than Its appearance now.' We learn,
by the publishers' circular, that it is to be sold
exclusively by agents, and as it is a good op
portunity to secure a book' which will: sell
easily, and at the same time do a vast amount
of good, we advise anyone seeking profitable
employment to apply to the publishers,' J. M.
Stoddiat & Co., No. 730 Samson Street, .Ph11;-•
adelphia, for an agency, and enter into this
work of moral colporteurago at once.
WIIO WAS "DOLLY VARDER ?"—The only
correct thing from which to make up lovely
spring dresses fur ladies is a gorgeous material
—all bright blossoms and meta) , intertwining
stems—known as "Dolly Varden." Whence
the singular appellation for dress goods natur
ally queries the fair sec. The now name in
dry goods is that of one of Charles Dickens'
heroines. " Dolly Varden" is one of the fe
male characters lu " Barnaby Budge ;" Is the
daughter of Gabriel Varden, a locksmith; is
sought in marriage by "Sim Taperfit," a vale
London apprentice, and Joe 'Willett, a very
exemplary young gentleman indeed. MISS
Dolly becomes Mrs. Willett. She Is described
by. Dickens as possessing "a face lighted up
by the loveliest pair of sparkling eyes that
ever locksmith rooked upon ; the face of a
pretty laughing girl ; dimpled, and fresh, and
healthful—the very impersonation of good
humor and blooming beauty." As for Miss
Dolly's attire, we refer our renders to the
illustrated editions of Charles Dickens' Works,
published in endless variety and at all prices
by T. B. Peterson & Brothers, No. Boo Chest
nut S:reet, Philadelphia.
A Noma LORD, being the sequel to "The
Lost Heir of Linlithgow," by Mrs. Emma D.
E. N. Southworth, is in press, and will be
published in a few days by T. B. Pe:erson &
'Brothers, Philadelphia, Pa. It is said to be
the best book that this popular authoress has
ever written: "A N able Lord" will be issued
in a large duodecimo 'volume, uniform with
Mre. Southworth's'other works, and will be
sold at the low price of $1.75 in cloth,or $1.50
in paper cover ; or copies will be sent hymen,
to any place, post-paid. by the publishers, on
receipt of the price of the work in a letter to
them. The following new books aro having
immense sales, and should be read by all:
"John Jasper's Secret," being the sequel to
Charles Dickens' " Mystery of Edwin
Drood ;" a new and enlarged edition of
"Meister Karl's Sketch Book," by Charles G
Leland ; " Aunt Patty's Scrap Bag," by Mrs.
We /Via S . : A3Olreh4l o tiOslflultvniStflu'all
of " Initials ;' "Kate Kennedy," by Mrs. C.
J. Newby ; "Monsieur Antoine," by George
Sand ; and the Popul r poem of "Beautiful
Snow." Send to T. B. Peterson &Brothers,
Philadelphia, for their Illustrated Catalogue.
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PENNSYLVANIA
Col. 31eClare Awarded Ma Heat—FllatiAp•
portion:neat.
HARRISBURG, March 27. —The Senate COm-'
mitten on the McClure-Gray contested election
case have this evening made their report in
favor of the contestant. Col. McClure was on
the floor of the Senate, and was immediately
sworn in. There was not much excitement,
as the result was a foregone conclusion, but
the new Senator's friends surrounded him,and
he took his seat amid hearty congratulations.
The special order for this evening was the
Senate. Apportionment bill. This bill gives
the Republicans 14 districts to the Democrats
10, and two doubtful. The Democrats aro
making strong opposition, but , the bill; with
unimportant amendments, will probably go
to the House to-night, as repured. The Gov
ernor signed the Local Option hill this after
noon.
GLEANINGS AND GOSSIP.
Barcelona has a passion-play.
Mr. Colfax was 49 on Sunday.
The cannibal sect has a communion of nearly
2,000,000 souls.
The Philadelphia carpet-weavers have struck
for higher wages.
Gen. Wm. Trousdrtle, formerly Governor
of TennesFee, died at Gallatin last week.
Gen. Burnside will help unveil the soldiers'
monument at Detroit, April 9.
The Chicago sufferers paid over $3OOO, last
week, to hear Charlotte Cushman read.
There is a scarcity of labor at Ottawa; and
lumbermen got $2O per month and "found."
All the Bremen and Hamburg steamships
will henceforth coal at Halifax on their way to
New York-
People in the suburbs can make hot-beds by
going to sleep while smoking.—Detroit ' Free
Press.
A colored man received 39 lashea across his
back at Alexandria, YD., last week, for steal
ing a pair of shoes.
The latest political sentiment of Senator
Sumner was that he had aeon snow In New
England for 20 years.
The papers at Victoria, Australia, are for
bidden by law to take news from each other
within 24 hours of its publication.
Charles Paine, the chief engineer of the Lake
Shore and Michigan Southern Railroad, has
been promoted to the superintendency.
York, Pa, , is exc'ted over the disappearance
of the vouchers, covering the transactions of
the county government fir the past five years.
Savannah is luxuriating In asparagus and
green peas. The only vegetable our gardeners
are yet able to furnish us is horseradish.
The new management of the Union Pacific
railroad has taken hold in earnest,rovoking all
the pasies Issued by Tom Scott for the first
thing.
Sir Bounden Palmer's fee for preparing the
brief for the Geneva arbitration was 30,000
guineas, and for preparing the English case
2000 gu:neas more.
Henry Rummell of Decatur, 111., hasa jcr
of jelly which was made by Martha Washing
ton, the wife of George. The Hemmen boys
don't like jelly, or It would have evaporated
years ago.
" A weak woman" writes to the Tribune:
don't want to vote • I am not anxious to get
into any one's pulpit ; I don't even covet a
doctor's degree ; but I do want a seat In car or
omnibus; especially when I havepaid for one.
A small Georgian was petitioning for " our
daily bread" previous to, retiring, when, be
was interrupted by lila younger brother who
whispered, Ask for cake, Johnny, ask for
cake."
Judge Philander Lucas of the fifth Mlasotirl
judicial district is accused of. corruption in al
lowing his clerks to fill up blank fee bills at
will. Tiro legislative committee are looking
up specific charges and recommend his Ira.
peachment.
A gentleman lu the vicinity of Philadelphia
recently lost his wife, and eyoung miss of elk,
who came to the funeral, said to his little
daughter of about the same ye : "Your . to
will marry again, won't he ?", Oh, yes-!"
was the reply; "but not until after the
neral.".
A negro who was suspected of surreptiCensty
meddling with his neighbor's 'fruit. being
caught in a garden by moonlight, nonplairM
his detectors by raising his eyes, clasping Ikla
hands and piously exclaiming: " Good 4Ord I
(Bayer° daritey can't go nowheres to prey any
more 'Admit Win 'aturhed.”
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