ADVERTIBINGR ATEB SI 1 mo. 8 mos. 8 mos lyr. M a 's _ g us , " •• kl 1: 7 58 1 6 1 .10° p 2 .1 1 13 a e ue g uares . .•4. 5n f 1.23 0.0) 17.03 no. ;Var a .• . • 111 ROO" '10:2 4 4113 1 air Column . . 90.00 40.10 00.03 110.0 1 One Column z . ao.oo 50.00 no ao 500A. 0 Professional Cards 10. 00 per Ilne par year. Admlaletrator'• and Auditor's Notices, 83.00 Oily Notices, 20 cm:Asper Una let Insertion 16 seats per Ins each anbientaent Inzezilon. Ten lines agate constitute a maize. ROBERT IREDELL, JR., Punuoirau, ALLENTOWN, PA goal anti 'Lumber. JAB. M. RITTER, Union Street, near Lehigh Valley Depot, Allentown. RITTER & ABBOTT, MANUFACTURERS OF Sash, Doors, Outside Blinds, Inside Blinds, Mould. Ingo, Bracket* Balusters, Pickets, Blair Ratt ing/. Window Frames, Door Frames, &e. SCROLL HAWING TURNING, PLANING, MATO n LNG, FLOORING RIPPING, DONS d T THE SHORTEST NOTICE. ALSO, STAIR BUILDING done and HAND RAILING nude to order. Elating now bad almost fire years' poesension of the Mill, refurnished It almost wholly with new and improv• ed machinery, and having none but experienced work men, we are prepared to defy compentiotfrom at home and abroad, both In priori and workman. . Do you contemplate bonding? Call at o Factory and Wilily yourself with a personal examination. Drawlng, for building., brackets, pattern, for orna mental work, scrolls for porches, can be seen at all times by calling at our office. Any Information to the builder tarnished cheerfully and freely, by calling_at the Manu factory on Union etreet, at the Jordan Bridge, Allen. town, Fa.._ or by letter through the pont office. ang3.ly) RITTER & ABBOTT. A TRAWL B. OTTO. H. W. OTTO. O. W. HILtON FILBERT, OTTO it MILLER, MANUFACTURERS AND DEALERS IN LUMBER, W L LIAMS PORT, PA. MILL ON CANAL, WEST TH OF MAYNARD STREET °FEICK AT E MILL W F CRANE Aossz, REVIVAL I ! The subscribers having leased the "Old Hope Coal Yard," would respectfully announce to the ells.. of Allentown and the public In general, that they hayeAst get 111= COAL ConsMu of Eltove gm Chestnut and Nut from the BOCK MOUNTAIN nartni. • • Order. left with A. A. Huber, Sieger & Rottenotein, at the Eagle Hotel. Mope Roiling Mill. or the Yard will be attended t• in a BUSINESS like mauler. Orders for Coal by the car ailed at short as the Ike lowest prices. Always oa hied a large stook of BALED HAY, es 1.1.1 s will he ■old at the lowest market Deese L. W. KOONS & CO., at the" Old Hope Coal Yard." litalallton Street, corner of Lehigh Valley Itallroal, ALLENTOWN, PA. L. W. NOON!! 00t Carpt,t3 anb Oil Mat. RICH AND ELEGANT CARPETS, OIL CLOTHS, &C. 8. .C. FOULK. NO. 19 S. SECOND ST., PHILA., (First Carpet Store below Market. East side,) Invites attention to his splendid assortment of Impede. and American CAUPBTB, which will be sold at • very small advance. Goode warranted as represented so that all can buy with confidence and satisfaction. nov 9S•tf Si , p ecta cies. SPECTACLES! SPECTACLES!! EYE OLABBEEI, &c. .41=z-i;nlll;re::vg:.:r.t.l....a.offP CHAS. S. MASSEY'S, NO. 28 EAST HAMILTON STREET, ALLENTOWN, P• Having devoted a great deal of care and attention to the Spectacle buelnese for these last few year., I find that my bush:resale that line has Increased no such that I have de termined to make It a SPECIALTY. There to no satiate manufactured in which there Is so mach deception prac ticed an there in In Spectacle Glare., Knowing that the public have been frequently hi:unharmed by pull. pre tending to have a enperior article of (Ramses, and charging exorbitant prices f• r hem, thereby trafficing upon the ne cessitles and Infirmities of age, I have taken pains to se lect a large and complete assortment albe finest and best 01.401, ever manufactured, thee •Hording all person. needing Spectacles an opportanity of purchasing at rea sonabre prices. Persons having any difficulty In being milted elsewhere will do well to give me a call, as I feel confident that no one will fall to be nulled. Remember the old stand. No. 29 East Hamilton street, opposite the Oer man Reformed Church. Allentown, Pa. jun 23 'BB tf Clothing, GREAT ATTRACTION I NEW FIRM! NEW GOODS! CLOTHING ! CLOTHING GRAND SPRING AND SUMMER OPENING. , GREAT REDUCTION IN PRICES! T. OSNIUN & CO., • &teed:oars to Metspar & Gemuct. " BARGAINS' AT THIS GREAT CLOTHING EMPORIUM IN REIMER'S BUILDING. NO. 605 HAMILTON STREET, ALLENTOWN, PA. We would inform the cilium of Allentown and the sur rounding country that we are prepared with a large sink of goods for FALL AND WINTER WEAR, and offer them to the public at rem...able prices. To those fey B ANG their Clothing ready•made, they ere prepared to offer BARGAINS. WHOLE SUITS MADE TO ORDER! • COATS, PANTS AND VESTS Cut and made In the latest style, and by the best worktaaa. OUR STOCK OF CLOTHING, CLOTHE AND CASSIMBREIS le larger than it has been before, sad we intend to sell at very SMALL PROFITS, and give oar sustomers the bake.. It of our low purchase.. Great quantities and varieties of NECKTIES, CUFFS, COLLARS, And everything in the line of GENT'S FURNISHING GO ODS, MEN'S YOUTHS', BOYS' and CHILDREN S READY—MADE CLOTHING, CONSTANTLY ON HAND. do p ers No. OM Hamilton street, third bove Sixth creel. T. Osmux, Janos H. SreOLL MARTIN LT1111• mar 24 it HUTTON & M'OONNELL, FURNITURE IVARERROMN, NO. 900 MARKET STREET, . North Ride nri PUILADELPIUA. PARLOR, DINING-ROOM, CHAMBER FURNITURE Of the Latest Styles sod Best Maotifsetare. ALSO. Feather Beds and Mattresses. sePh9.3et CONSHOHOCKEN' BOILER, AND COIL WORKS JOHN WOOD, JR., I=l TORR. SEAM CYLINDER BOILERS. BATH AND CIRCULATING BOILERS. All kinds of Wrought Iron Colls,Tuyers for Blast Var. nue. Buometers, limoke Blacks,Blut Pipe.. Iron Wheel barrows, and everything in the ll ollee and Sheet Iron lin, Also, ell kinds of Iron and Steel Forging. and Blacksmith work, Miners' Tools of all kinds, snch as Wham Buckets , Picks, Drills. Mallets, Sledges, Ike. Bluing a Stearn Hammer and set Of tools of all Cads. and skilled workmen, I latter myself that ran tarn out work with promptness and dispatch, all of which will be warrantel to be Irst•class. Oagint slagPsroli alsrs, and repairing goseralip, Wien/ al. nerl7 voL. xxv. I=! THE TRACK ! I=l Kramer DRY GOODS ! To be found in the City embracing the Latest and Newest Novelties of the Season,adapt =I R. N.`DONAINIZT -1, .--OP -11,INIIPACTURERS, DEALERS & IMPORTERS /row, decal, Hardware, Rathaay Rio Labe.teal Hr (elle, TVAlle Lead, IRON WORLD AND MANUFACTURER, • •nr,110...; • -- - .4•0110" . _ • • ••-t.i , • . • • •`.., • , • rs. • • .1 , • 1 .1 : -•- 77. .7 •- • The leading journals of this country and Europe re cog also it as the Representative raper of the Amer- Scan Motel Trades. Th• publishers have ever since this joninal scar entail.. Itched, employed the ablest corre.pcndento nod solicitors to be procured ; expending more tno ey for their calm - lee alone then the 0011115 expense, Of lo.” 3" prominent netee prd•to.Ortbrl4l,llrbZineatllle,imkro. 3orld Is far greater than that of soy shelter Publication In this country. ACOVRATE QUOTATIONR REPORTH OP 'MISLEADING 17,4 beer Trahnt to Employed. and in Coneenf.e. Paper and Typographica/ Appearance, Second to Non, Located In the very centre of the metal Interests of the United stator. with correspondents at the leading cities of the Earl West and Sonai, we do not err to claiming that It is ?h e lineimustivATlVN Jotllte..l. of the Metal Mannfscterers, Workers aud Duelers of th Is country. Al ajoernal for machinists and metal workers it him no rival and contains every week the choicest oelectione from engine, ring mining and scientific publications of this country and Enrone. Its motto lo "Pr.orress, and It has compelled other pourneht, of a similar cliaractorom FOLLOW IN lie LEAD. Its readers comprise iron and Steel Mazieracturen, Machiniate, Founders, Hardware Dealers and nutters, Gunsmiths, Plumber, Cutlery MatlnfactUrere, File Manufacturer., Saw Manufacturers, Boller Manufacturer,. led leading Hallway Officials. O.\ LY $4.00 PER ANNUM If you are in the metal trade, take a metal paper. It will save you more than Its eon:. If you aro a mouufac tarn take the Journal that advocates your interests. From • large number of notices from the press, we se lect the following .• (Prom tht,Chicago Joeinal of Commerm] TNII IRON WORLD •ND IN•IIIIFACTORRR.—A Itepreeen- Wive of •merican Metal hiamancturere, Workers and Dealers. — This Is the title sod descriptive character of a neatly printed and profusely Illustrated folio of thirty. elx poellehed by the tiros WORLD NUBIA/WINO CO ~,,,, Pittaburgh. The issue before as Is volume 2, Po. It Hs editorial*. de•cripilons of manufactures, re• Bent Improvements, correspondence, market reports,ata, indicates Industry and ability. It deserves the patron age of all Interested in the primarily of Amer Iran mono. facture. In I. It will. however. b. , more partici, tarty tut eeeee lug to those engaged in the Iron nod hard ware trade. Snob will welcome Its weekly return. Ile an amatial aid to every department of their Militates. From the Cingirmatti Merchants' and HARM sctarere . . • ettconsitrin. Na .—We are pleased to note the GT !deuces of success in the lace WOILLD, of Pittebusgh It Is young healthy and vigorous. and bas vast y Proved In appearanee and ton ., during 'the past three or our months. It is sow one of the moot aittactive bull. sees organs la the country. It Is edited with antra. d abl:lty, and, •• it. name Implies, lei devoted to the true aid metal intervals of the country. Its m.iket reports of =MAW. hardware, manufactures, dia. are very full, complete and reliable. It to paying It a . hlgh, but merited eomplimeat. to say that .t Is the leading organ of the iron and metal tote ..... of the United States. his nurse toren and metal dealers everywhere should subscribe for the Igo" WOILD AND klagneAOTVailt. SAMPLE COPIES MAILED FREE ADDRESS. IRON WORLD PUBLISHING CO., Iron World Building. PITTSBURGH. PA GUT OS TRIAL three months for 23 cents. The AMBR -ICAN woocuto PEOPLE. is one of the floret publica tions In the world. (1001.111. 10 page., or 04 columns of reading matter, deal`.,f/ to interest, instruct and'ad /aura the bon interests of workingmen. Illnetrations of prominent workingmen in each Issue. Numbers Its tbousande of subscriber.. Only 111.6 d per year, or on trial there months for IA cents. Write your name, Town. County and Mate plainly, enclose the money, and address IRON WORLD PUBLISH IRO CO. IRON WORLD bOILOtNO, Pittsburgh, Pll. tYt gents wanted on Salary or COlOttlllllllol2. - ri0122.3t d novZ•tf w ESTABLISHED IN 1810. FANCY DYEING ESTABLISHMENT. • J. & W. JONES, 80. 132 North Front Stre.t. Philadelphia. Pa. i3A•1101i 01/11.13. Coa. Bin MID VIM.. Dye Bilks. Woolen and Fancy Goods or every dee , on lion. I.lr stiverlorlty of Dyeing Ladle.' and ',inlet ' men' • Oanknot• rs st . 100). 'MOW, Cr111)13 and S , a ••.0 Shawls dyed the most hrullant and plain colors. 01 , 0 1 0 and lderino bliaw to cleansed to look like new • , Oentlernen'a Apparel, and Curtain., cleansed or re-tile. Yid 01.. cleansed or dyed to look Ilke now. ta-c•k and look at our work before ping elsow hero. •anyi24-lino w DRS. JORDAN A: DAVIESON, Gallery of Anatomy and Museum of Science, 807 CHESTNUT BT., PHILA. Ravejust published a new edition of their lectures...a (aiming most valuable Information on the eases, cootie ounces and treatment of disease, of the rOprt;dl:lCtire system, With RRII•RIR Or 31•RRIAlll and the various 6•1111. albs LOllll say M•KINOOD. With lull 11.11MUCtluos for Ha complete restoratim. I also a chapter on •SPORRM. IK 7110T1010, and the MR•118 or Orße, being the Met COM I•hl WORK on the subject over yet published-- es:myosins MO pages. Mailed frost to any address for saty•lPre centa. Address Drs.JOit:DAN & DAVIESON, .COL AILTINO OFFICR, 1025 Filbert Street, Philadelphia. ...,p5/.lyd4W CLEAR 1E FALL AND WINTER OF 1871 I WITH ONE OF THE LARGEST AND CHOICEST STOCKS OF able for Ladles' and Men's Battings, guaranteed to be sold at BOTTOM PRICES ! THE 'ATTENTION 15 111V1T6D TO Tar. THE Largest Metal Priee Current IN VIE WORLD. dt====l 111 L=l TUE GREAT TARIFF JOURNAL FOR WORKINGMEN, Proprietors of the cq,/br Vebigh Ilroiotrt. in the Field FOR TH I LAST NOTICE. Secure Your Christmas and New Year Gifts. $1,000.000$ By the auth.trlty (the ICI or th , Lego.,lat.° of Ken tucky, of March 13, 1671, the Trunteee of the Publics LI Crary of Kentucky will give a • GRAND GIFT CONCERT. AT LOUISVILLE, KT., SATURDAY, DECEMBER 10, IS7I. 100,0 °TICKETS OF ADMISSION. °M EACH CY ; HALF Th..KETS, 45; QUARTER T.CKETS, 'Pickett+ will be vent by r. gletered let or • the teoney for them may be reel by P. 0. money order, .greoulmeke, or drift. • • Each ticket consists of (oar quarters. vainn 62.60 each. The holder In entitled to admission to she Concert, and to thn value of tho gift awarded to Ii or Ito fraction. 0,50,00 IN ()NEVIN ACES will bn distributed to holds err . of tickets, In gifts of from 4100.0.0, the highest. to .103, the lowest b log 721 gift• In all, . . Tho Concert In for the benant of the PUBI.IC LIIiRARYOFKENTUCKY THE CITIZENS BANK OF KY. :S TREASURER. And the Corporntorn uO.l supers trot 1,0 1t,,, lion. Thaunts E. Bratnietto, late'Oov firmer of Kentucky, and twenty.rmv on of the most distinguished and rermentable citizen. of the State . - The undersigned. late principal hostiles. in •natter of the very successful (lift Concert for Got benefit of the Mer• cauttle Library at Sac Francs-co, has been appointed Agent nod Manager of this Grand Gift Concert. The drawing and distribut on tel I take place In public, and everything will be done to satisfy the buyers of tick ets that their about ts will be am well pro . ected a• if they were po,sonally present I' superintend the entire affair. • • - • For tickets and tufortnAtion pply to C. U. M.in St., Louleville, Ky. N. , . S Astor New York. 11. N II otnywle,l 4 No. 410 Broadway. MUwanitoe, Wit M. A. Frepell,l walulo City, cootie. M. A. W. 01 1 ., NIP. 316 libeetnut ..treet, Si Loan, Tickets also for nale In ii very prominent place In the . Owing to the , general deraticiitnent 111111:116 and Racer' tiI.CIIII.III.S Ole .11,1 Irolle. rolld In the w'rod. of lacet+ it, tin+ entortiviso Is extended to Nov. 11 1, of «hick 11,110 it 11,110 roller, ly Main street, Lottl+,lle, liy., Till clo-ii for ailtn+ttniint of ac counts and 1\ ...kr+ li:evert Ei io It atoll Lo filed after Dec. 10th.1.11 . York ,Alit still class lire. huh net d t other agencl++ Doilt. Every t eke, utt-uln - 1.....111,1111,1.............1..'-, by its 'I hi. dr: slag will t do, place iu V,thhc, l 171. c tame chic at 7 a. ni., etrllllllllo 1114 ii ili t t 721 nil, dr, div ode& PII) MOW, tel 11W41.1n ill VOM111.•1e. net I'l. 1119 (1 . 0 Otk a. tn. Circaldri. of award. 1,,. coney st. no.t a+ they can be I,sued corterily. atill a ill ai+ii ha point do all ticket buyer. a+ soon tis :\ ardor will hi , till. dat main onto. wr thda tl novSiltiv] 1,11,». It. iger. • ' FUR! FURS! A DIES, If yon Want to bay Fora, go to tho troll-known awl mast reliable Store of W. KEEN AT 11, Importer mid Exporter of Furs, 710 ARCH STREET, (OPPOSITE ST. CLOUD HOTEL,) PHILADELPHIA, • Where yen have the fleleetloll front the most ortennlvo asnortmeut of all descriptions at the 101 Vent mat, facturlog prices. Sets from $5.00 up to the most Costly. Russian Crown Sable HUDSON BAY and MINK SABLE. ERMINE, CHINCHILLA,. SQUIRREL , and e•ory va riety of tho latest styles SA QUER of S. , al Skin, Iter4lana and Astrachan. ALL HINDS OP FUJI Also the anent' mit.torlllient of FANCY ROBES, WRITE FOX. BEAVER. W BITE POLAR and BLACK BEAR, HUDSON BAY WOLF, Ac. ALL GOODS WARRANTED AS REPRESENTED. CALL REFORk: PURCHASING KLSRIVIIERR. WM. KEIN No. 710 Arch Strect,Plahulelphia. n0v1.5-3nt w ALLENTOWN ROLLING MILL C 0 Bacceseore to ERDMAN. WILSON & CO., STEAM ENGINES AND BOILERS, BRIDGE CASTINGS, RAILROAD TURN TABLES, MILL GEARING, SHAFTING, Furnace, Rolling •Mill and Mining Work, N. o.—All work guaranteed and delivery prompt. L. H. GROSS, Sup't =II A-4T DIES' FANCY FIL7IcP4: JOHN FAREIRA. , 718 Arch Street, 311,1,11 e of the Block, between 7'h nod 6th Stn., South bide PIMA DELP HIA, Importer, Manufacturer and Dealer In all Uncle end qualay of FANCY FURS FOR LADIES' AND . ciLaLTE.rs WEAR. Haying linp..rted IL very large and outman a sorttnerit of ql the d !remit kind, 01 from On" hand, la &la rap. aud have had them Made up lip the moßt workmen, Would reßh•elfully Invite the readers of IMP paper to call and citanuoi• u a very large and heaullfrill woo/Mama of Pitney Fare, far Ladt a trail I lathlrei. 1 ant dmermlned to roll Olin low 'pricem as any her re- Bimetallic home hr ihiß• try alt Fern reerreantad. No attarepra•cotoiton to fit =GM ALLENTOWN, PA., WEDNESDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 27, 1871. Maauf•ctorera of &c:, &c., ‘tc JOHN FATEIHA, 718 Arch Et., VII THE GOLDEN NOW. The earth Is load with dincontentment.. muttered By foothill months—the AMAMI and the vain— Acci )et a world of agony muttered Lien behind lips that never tell their pain, The voices dark is loaded with repentance, In column courts of midnight, where, o'erca.t With sorrow, COMMIS., looks Its silent sentence Against the culprit actions of the past. And countless eye., &glare, with hot p•flectionn, Stare down the highway which their feet have known Where ntatd an - tip , ghostly recollection., ; Like frowning etches, not to be o crthrovro. While fancy seen them rise in retributions A npectro file along the future way, To blight the hope and chill the ronolutions, Which 0101 should marshal for the comingAilly Oh ! ye who cower a-tratuble•t thn errors uking memory conjures where you wait. Rltose. h and agll pakt with oil its terror., With hand indignant, string the true gots ! Rico to the guidon 00. T. and ops Its portal. Thard nor. mop !Itch to morrow never °pelt— Worthy your manhood and your soul immortal, Go forward to the harvest of you hops. Nor let dm future mantle of D..eJrnher Become n coword'm oack-cloth. a.hon rosy T.. doom your toed anottlah to remember The pre4l..ua CllllllCeb sou refuse to-day. What's done le done—let errqrs poet recalling, In guilty watora of oblivion iron n ; The fret of rotrderection, hot and.lbna, Wits to 010 root tho MM.., of courage down Until devpnlr hvir m die, (ho tool contented TONIt toluetAnt at tire yet untried ; Perpetual brooding over whit 'A ,epeutcd, In but the drug uf ckaNtavt gulch :0. finch II morrow 1a a winter owl foreboding Fir (utul• wllderamot nights of ewe, Willi.. cheerful thoughts a e bat try song-birds, loading %%Nth May-dote mimic all the summer air. The vain regrets we nurture In our boxotile Are deadly night abadee, which we feed with tear; But all the hear t heron]ee a bed of bloesorne tVLuu it4u Is jocund and Coiltautmout cheers Shake from your b.el the duet with wholesome seoru:ng Against the ugly, u• 'er-lo•be uudu Irma tho cloudy dargoosr. like lho t nurniug, With glowtbc brow, go bulb lobo tht. run. And to the dilly near si, most defiant, With stealiost emir lay poor' eition'iler,l strength And conquering moire lion culler liko g not, A rive 111, Oni-ger )ourto If ut lengdi l'l,l3etle Jowl you tonew 1 , 14 , ..1ires ,h• pAtlnv ot plow. T • • 1 1.11 A ilarVl.St..lll 1 111 k.ri•ll a tie -ore+, fruit. ot action iu the :1...W.1111.v. And alool tho trtoquil or your labor With .110., os.ao irn.t•.o wolo.utoOsou,loold At I , euf, 3.111' Itod your 110101 .1. F:anlgn your pl.tyerttal h , •..rt irhor • , t --7' /Ir,/, , ,aff Eery/ Preen Ili. , Non I, , twu Iler dd. 3111 S S3lll N'S (11.111S131AN I= OEN= My wife, Mrs. Sarah Smith, is a very re markable woman, and conducts whatever site undertakes with surprishig vigor and di dsion. She is also an excellent manager—that is, she generally manages to get what she wants. Bat, if arnong her many virtues there shines one pre-eminent, it is generosiy, and this capital trait she allows to have Lull play about the Christmas season. During that festal time suspicious looking bundles, bearing mysterious directions, are constantly being left at the door. Everything is overclouded with mystery, until the day of deliVerance arrives; when, it always appears to me, the special object Of every one seems to have been to gather together as many useless articlesil'a possible, while the reeipients, who had set their hearts on something different, are vainly trying to hide their disappointment and express the proper amount of thanks. ; In vain I remonstrate with !Ay amiable fam ily, and endeavor in my simple way to show them that it is the motive which prompted the gift which should be considered—not its actu al value in dollars and cents, and to illustrate my remarks I say that a young couple just starting out on the journey of life do not care to be freighted w.ith sardine and olive forks, ladles without number and use, an array of salt cellars, and pitchers and salves innumer able—that they would like better a few pie lures to hang on their otherwise unadorned walls, some readable books, and the numer ous trifling and Inexpensive articles which go so far towards promoting a home-like and cheerful appearance. But my kindly meant remonstrance is only met with the answer. " Oh, pa is so old fashioned !" from the girls.and my wife, w•ho is Weighty in argonaut as well as in body,ex plains in her decisive way, which always car ries conviction, "that the interchange of gifts is one of those beautiful customs handed down to us from our fore-fathers—that the exercise of mercy and her twin sister generosity ele vates our natures," and lastly, and to my mind not least, "our friends expect it." So when my worthy spouse takes this line of at tack, I fall back and annually suffer my pock et•book to be depleted. Many years ago, more than it would be dis creet to enumerate, and yet my thoughts turn lovingly to the time, we lived down in a plain and unpretending manner. Our house w•ns small but large enough for our purse, and afthrded us litany comforts. I occupied the front,p•arlsr as an ((flay, and after the cares mid fatigues of the (lay I had only to open the door to an adjoining room, and there as pretty a picture at lame mutat as a man would wish to see greeted toy eyestan in dustriaus mother and a laughing, romping group of noisy bays and girls—t.•iking their last frolic preparatary to going to bed. Then our Christmas dinner was a turkey with the "trimmings," and mince pie made by my . wifelsown Mails after her infallible receipt, the equal of which I have never tasted since. The gifts which we exchanged were not cost ly, but how fondly we prized them. Most like ly I was surpris••d by a pair of mittens which the dear woman had knitted at odd moments, and for the children same necessary article, the value of which was enhanced by coming on Christmas, and a few• sweetmeats far "the day we celebrate." And what a ineetry, joy ous time we had. But now possessing a competence, our whole Style of living is changed. The hotidays, as we call them, are observed liy n series of feast lugs, balls and present giving. The memory of the lowly babe of Bethlehem seems almost forgotten, excepting as we listen to the trained voices of a fashionab:e choir as they tell us in operatic style, " Unto us a child is born, into us a son is given." Mrs. timith generally contrives to let me know in due season what will be acceptable as her gift, but as 1, Immersed in business, have but little time and no inclination to con sider these matters, I tell her to make her es timate and I hand her the money. In thts way, buying it herself, she can please her own taste. I must confess to being rather amused at a conversation which I overheard between two of my wife's fashionable acquaintances, the one remarking, that she " never could under stand how Mr. Smith had such exquisite taste In selecting jewelry, he seemed like such a " When truth to tell, I knew neither the name, nor the use of tne article my wife was displaying as my gift. But this year for some reason or other the campaign seemed to be conducted on a new plan. I heard no article In Particular de. scribed as being desired. To be sure there was the usual amount of desultory talk about the fashions, [map manliest interest in sacques, mantles and suits in general, the girls telling their Ma how much better she looked in a shawl, as a cloak was . so unbecoming to any one inclined to embonpoint, a shawl had such a matronly air, was soduruble and never went out of fashion. Then our lady friends who dropped in of an evening were invariably consulted in regard to the relative merits of shawls and mantles, and were unanimous In approving the former and condemning the latter. How voluble they were. It gave me pleasure to listen to them as they descanted In earnest tones on the various styles of wraps. W het e they could he bought I W hat bargains I Warrapted never to wear out I Could not be soiled, and last and most potent reason, serer go out of fashion. . Seamd in my favorite choir, wit it feet en- cased in slippers, and Nee hidden by my newspaper, I heard and wondered. There certainly was something In ambush when all this strategy was necessary for the attack. At last I was enlightened by heisting an intimate friend say In the most artless way : "Mrs. Smith, when do you expect to get your India shawl ?" And my wife replied with the same studied innocence: "Oh, Pa always gives me a handsome Christmas gift, and I shouldn't wonder if It came then." I said no word of comment, but mentally determined, that a matter which hail required such scientific engineering demanded a more minute examination. So the next morning, on my road to the office, I stopped at the well known store, where I had heard so frequently such gFeat bargains could be secured. My bewilderment was evidenlly apparent, for shopping was an unknown art to me, but the polite saleswoman stepped forward and offered to snow me what I desired. " I would like," said I, "to look nt some India shawls," and then I cm efully modulated my voice, " suitable for a middle-aged lady." . The woman'sface brightened,and expreasing a desire to please me, she proem ded to spread before my astonished gaze, some ugly, coarse fabrics, covered all over with great serpentine figures and designs. This, thought I, cannot be what my wife so earnestly desires and what my tasty daughters and their fashionable friends so unanimously commend. So care fully feeling my way, I inquired. Are these the real India shawls?" Oh, yes," said my obliging attendant, and dust, rously turning to one corner she display ( d a few cabalistic letters done in white sew fie; silk• an I krined after the style of a dyer's mark, .` are genuine, we imported t ;(en," Fearing to chute my ignorance 'further, but ie. ,gining the initiated could read the true rah of the goods Dom these hierogliphics, I inquired the price. " This," pointing to the One she held in' her Laid, "nine hundred dollars," and selecting one more dingy and outre in design than the re-a, " Is kitten hundred, and we have them stffi I shuddered, tint I was convinced, after I lien rd the price, that I was looking at the right article. In my wonderment I fear I loci same or the polite woman's explanations as she held up 'the precious fabric and ex plained the to inuteness of the work, the labor in the most part of men who with their rude tools, and without any factories in our HIM or the word, produce this perfection of art in dustry of India. No wonder the possessor of a shoo I of this kind Is envied among her fel low beings. • I concluded, after the manner of women, to call again before purchasing, and left a wiser and sadder man. As I pasoed along, I mus-d on the Inordinate vanity of woman• kind; fifteen hundred dollars and even more for a shawl I To how many homes ill our land would a tithe of that sum bring joy and gladness ! How many young men just start ing in life's struggle would it help to stand firmly on the road to success ! How much of the distress { which is cacti day before us, could we alleviate, could we overcome this inordinate desire to outshine our neighbors. Full of these unfashionable theories, I reached the Alice and found a letter which I had been anxiously expecting for some time, from my nephew Frank, who a few years ago, with no capital but plenty of energy and an honest hee:t, had gone to sent his fortune in the rapidly rising city of Chicago. I had written to him since the devastating fire, but failed to receive a reply. I feared he had lost not only property but life, but it appeared from his reply that my letter, after touch wandering, had reached him, and he wrote in the fullness of his heart, thanking me for my sympathy. He and his little one were both homeless anti penniless, but with that determination which springs spontaneously in everything western, he trusted, with health, in brae, to regain all he had Inst. Ilis deepest concern was for those dependant upon him. When I reached my home that evening I said not a word, but when my dear family had all gathered around our table and partaken of the food so bountifully provided, I asked their attention for a few moments, and without further introduction, I produced and read Frank's It tter; then carefully folding it up, I said "It ls always a source of great pleasure to me that I have the means to grittily the rea s.mable desire;of those who are dear to me, but I now pronose lh it this year, surrounded as We are by es cry comfort, instead of ex ' changffig gifts, we send the money that would °them ise be used in - their purchase, to this sou oh'uty dear sister, now 00 mere, that he may is• enabled to bulld a home for those who are near to his heart ns t ou are to mine." They were unanimous in their assent, then !aniline . to toy wile, I continued, "You; my dear, desire an India shawl. However able, in the financial way, I may bit to anon] it, I could not conscientiously givefifteen hundred dollars for an article of dress, while there are those of my kin exposed to the pelting storms with only a tent to shelter them." A respon sive bar glistened in the dear AVOlllan'S eye, and I saw that the crust of worldliness was but thin, that thenceforth the glories of an India shawl would pale when contrasted with the Consciousness of having done a noble act, and after I kissed her , cheek, I repeated that quaint old saying of Sir Philip Sydney, a manw hose gentle courtesies and Willeirlif magnanimity. ook captive all hearts while he lived, and have since served to keep sweet his memory. "Doing good, is the only cer tainly happy action of a man's life." My first act the next morning was to write to toy nephew, authorizing him to draw on me for twenty•fivehundred dollars, the united Christmas gift of his cousins to him in the hour of his extreme need, and his reply breath ing gratitude and joy too deep for words, I have had framed and presented to Mrs. Sarah Smith, who tleelares she never in her life had a Christtnas gift which gave her such genuine satisfaction. A JOKE ON A TAILOIL—IL 130ston, many years ago, there lived (as there do now, we venture to say), two young fellows, rather waggish in their ways, and who were in the habit of patronizing rather extensively a tailor by the name of Smith. Well, one day, into his shop these two young bloods strolled. Says one of them : "Smith, we've been making a bet. Now, we want you to make each of us a suit of clothes; wait till the bet Is decided, and the one that loses will pay the whole." " Cer t tinly, gentlemen ; I,shall he most happy to serve you," says Smith, and forthwith their measures were taken, and in due course of time the clothes were sent home. A month or two passed by, and yet our friend, the tailor, saw nothing of his customers. One day, however, he met them, and thinking It almost time the bet was decided, he made up to them and asked them how their clothes fitted. " 0 I excellently," says one; "by the by, Smith, our bet isn't decided yet." "Al I" says Smith, "what is it ?" " Why, I bet that . when Banker filth Monument falls, it will fall towards the south / 13111, here, took and up, and when the bet is decided we'll call and pay you that little bill." Smith's face stretched to double its usual length, but he soon •recov ered his wonted good bunion The bier which carried. Georg. Bonner, of Chicago, to his grave, was in a still which emphatically burst. WAGES AND WEAL. Mr. Kortright, British consul at Philadel phia, has made a very true and • fair report concerning the condition of the industrial classes in as was to have been expire.: Lam his known high character. His. statements of the wages earned by the various class: s of workmen in this city, and of their average exp •nses for the necessaries and com• forts of life, are substantially accurate: Ho deserves uncle praise for applying, as be evidently must have done, for these data to resident gentlemen who were both disinterest ed and thoroughly informed regarding such statistics. In his figures giving the wages of labor and the cost of living in England we do not place such complete reliance. They cer tainly make nut the condition of the work people in that country quite as favorable as the facts will warrant, and we incline very strongly to the opinion that could complete statistics be obtained from the principal cities and manufacturing centres of England, to say nothing of the agricultural districts, they would show u much less satisfactory picture for the working classes there. But we more especially demur to the in ferences and deductions which Mr. Kortright makes from many of his own figures, even if the correctness of the latter were admitted. The whole report having been published in The Press a few days since, we need only reter to the particular figures which seem• to have been unfairly manipulated. The tables showing the wages of skilled and unskilled labor of various kinds in Philadel phia are comprehensive, and, as already con ceded, generally very correct. No. corres ponding tables are given for the different classes of labor in England. But a direct comparison is instituted between the condition of a respectable Philadelphia carpenter or mechanic having a wife and three children, and an English workman of the same grade with equal family. The wages of carpenters in this city are stated in the tables at £3 Os. 7d. (about $10.05 gold) a week, and the wages of British mechanics are vaguely estimated at from £1 las. (about $0 gold) to £2 2s. ($lO.- 50 gold) a week, which it will be seen by a very simple calculation averages .£1 19s. (or $0.75 gold) per week. But in the report un• tier discussion this average has not been taken. The comparison has been made instead be tween what was manifestly given as the average weekly earnings of Philadelphia me chanics, and the highest figures mentioned in the range of earnings of Engl sh mechanics. By this means the difference in favor of the wages of the Philadelphia mechanic is ciphered down to less than 00 ' per cent., whereas by making the comparison with the average of the weekly wages earned by me chanics in England, the difference la found to be 70 per cent. in our favor. Flo much frir wages. It is further estimated in the report that it costs the mechanic and family £2 13s. Bd. ($13.31 gold) a week to live In Philadelphia, and that the British mechanic "would not spend inorethan Its 10,1. ($7.05 gold) a week with equal family." From these fig ures it is computed that the purchasing power of money in England is nearly seventy per cent. greater than in Philadelphia, or that, with equal earnings, the English workman would be nearly seventy per Cent. better off. An exact calculation, however, upon the some figures, makes It 65 1-5 per cent. Instead of 70. Mr. Kortright's report proceeds to show (using always the higher of the two sums given as the limits of the weekly wages re. ceived by mechanics In England) that, after deducting the c ist of living Irons the wages of each, the Philadelphian has a surplus of 13s. 4d. at the end of the week, and the Engliih man an excess of 108. 2d., or only about 3s. less, which nominal difference would, of course, be more than compensated for by the increased purchasing power claimed for Eng lish' money. But subtracting from the average wages of English mechanics (instead of from the highest limit), his weekly expenses, and it is fcund that he can really save, according to the Consul's own estimates, but 78. 2d. a week—and everybody knows that most Eng lish workmen do not save even that—a sum which, English money had four times the purchasing power of ours, would not equal the - weekly surplus of the Philadelphian. But the report hears, if possible, even stron ger testimony to the better condition of our work•people than appears by the above logical deduction from the figures it contains. "It is to be borne in mind," says Mr. Kortright, " that the respectable mechanic in Philadel phia can obtain, as a rule, continuous employ ment, an advantage he has over his less for• tunate British comrade. Ills normal status is better. He is better housed, better fed; and equally well clothed, at a far greater expense, it is true. Owing to the admirable system of public schools in the State, ho has every facil ity for educating his children at the public expense." That is to say, lip enjoys more of the substantial physical comforts, educational advantages and refinements, which are the elements of a higher civilization.. This com prises everything. In no form of words could the 1,100,000 paupere, and dven the best-paid workmen of England, be more strongly re. commended to emigrate to the United States. So long as the same or a less number of hours' labor daily will Insure here this superior de gree of comfort, to say nothing of a higher Social standing anti greater political power, what matters It that It is obtained "at a greater expense" in money The report !tallier informs us that "The British laborer's compulsory abstinence from meat onseveral days in the week, Is, perhaps, ! amply compensated by his beer, on which be probably thrives better than the Pennsylvania laborer on his excessive meat diet." 8o the fox who had lost his tail endeavored to spread the idea that tails were a highly objectionable superfluity. It is noteworthy in this conntc- Bon that in the Consul's table above men tioned, showing the comparative cost of living, the item of meat Is placed at $3 for the Phila delphia mechanic and family, and only $1.62 for the Englishman. It Is indisputable that meats of all kinds are dearer In England than here, and it Is admitted by Mr. Kortright that while " No respectable mechanic or laborer (in Philadelphia) is satisfied without meat once a day, few are content without It twice a day, and many even three times a day, en joy meat In souse form at their meals," the British workman is compelled to abstain from animal food on several days in the week. Time truth is, the latter generally has meat once a week. To be sure, it is claimed that he Is more than compensated by his regular use of beer. But this Item of beer does not appear in the table among the other articles of food and drink constituting the subsistence of the. Brit ish mechanic and his family. Yet as be is charged with $l.BB less per week for meat than his Philadelphia brother, it is fair to pre. sume that he makes up this difference in beer. Ile should be charged, therefore, with that amount more. Let us, however, add but $1 a very low estimate, for the weekly cost of the beer for a family of five, and the difference between the weekly expense of the two for necessaries and ordinary comforts Is reduced to less than fifty Instead of seventy per cent. This represents more correctly, then, the In creased purchasing power of wages In Eng land. We could not ask a more favorable showing for the condition of labor On this city. But what le it could be established, as our own free-traders falsely claim, that workmen in the United States receive no better wages, the purchasing power being considered, than are paid in England ? It would still remain true that protection, by affording almost unlimited employment here for labor, even if on no bet ter terms than in the greatest manufacturing country of the world, had very largely ex tended the market for our agricultural produc tions; enourmously Swelled the number of customers for tradesmen, mechanics, and arti• sans.of all kinds; multiplied the profitable uses of capital, expanded commerce both for eign and domestic, and quickened Immensely every branch of business in the country. All this might be set down to the credit of protec tion, even if it had not, as Mr. Kortriglit's figures so conclusively prove it has, placed our working people upon a much higher plane than those of Great Britain.—Press. Encouragement for Farmers There is consolation in the future, as we are reminded by a few seasonable editorial remarks in the December issue of the Agri culturalist We copy these hopeful words, because they may serve to stiffen the backs of some who feel alm , at ready to give up :—"The year now drawing to a close has been in many respects a discouraging one to farmers. But ter, cheese, pork and beef arc low. Wool hes done a little better end the prospects are en couraging. Those farmers who sold their sheep and boughs cows, will probably now sell their cows for half what they cost, and buy sheep at double what they got for them. We urged our readers not to sell their sheep, and cautioned them against -rushing into the dairy busies ss. We would say now : Ifyou have sheep, keep them ; if you have cows do not sell them. It is a good time for any one to buy cows who proposes to es tablish a permanent dairy. Select the best, get a good bull, and aim to improve the herd. There is still money in the dairy business. Pork packers lost heavily last winter. They will try to get back their money the present season, and the probabilities are that IN ( C shall be obliged to sell our pork below the cost or production. In a year or two it will be our turn. The low price of pork will increase consumption at home and abroad. American llama, bacon and barreled pork will 'be intro. duced into new consumers In different parts of the world. We lose money by the trans action, but we shall get it back in the end. Those farmers will make a mistake who sacri fice good breeding stock. It is never so dark as Just before dawn ; and dark as have been our prospects the past season, we mistake the signs of the times if a bright day is not rapid. ly approaching. We shall get better prices fur all our products. But good prices alone do not make good times. We need good crops, good stock, and a less cost of produc tion. Now is a gond time to think and talk' about these matters and lay plans for the fu ture. We need more capital.' Certainly we do —and the same is true of all occupations; In trade, commerce. or manufactures. But what is capital? It Is simply labor,nr the means of procuring labor. We have heard farmers bemoan their luck of capital while they spent several hours a day, in winter, smoking and talking around the stove at a village grocery. Many farmers need enterprise and pluck much more than they need capital. Quakertown Items. The removal of the extensive cigar making establishment of Bamberger& Co. to Quaker. town has given a new impulse to business Is that locality. The principal manufactory of this firm was formerly at Milford Square, three miles west of Quakertown, but the loca tion for business was not so desirable as the latter place on account of the dista . nce from the railroad. The establishment, whose head quarters Is in Philanelphia, Is a very extensive one, and gives employment to several hundred personsin Quakertown and the surrounding country. One result of the late removal of time concert to that place has been an increased demand for houses in the borough. Dwel lings are now very scarce and the prospect is that there will be considerable building in the town next summer. The annexation of Richland Centre to the borough is excitine: much interest in both places. the a village has sprung up to the cast of the railroad since that thoroughfare was opened. the residents of which, together with some of those living in the adjacent part of the borough, are now anxious to have the boundaries of the corporation extended. This project meets with considerable opposition on the part of the citizens of the western part of the town, and it is as vet uncertain what the result Will be. The cattle trade in the place is about clos ing up for the season. The firm of Stater Jamison & Co., the most extensive operators have sold about fifteen hundred hi ad of cattle since the first of June last. Their business the past season has not been so large as usual. The cattle sold by them are brought from the State of New York. There are several dealers in a small way in the neighborhood, whose aggregate sales amount to about the same, making the transactions in the cattle business for the season in that vicinity about three thou sand head. Among the contributions toward the Itlichi• goo relief fund, recently acknowledged by the Governor of that State; was the rt celpt of a donation of $25 from the Quakertown Council of American Mtchanlcs. Mrs. Matilda Wambold, living on Broad street, met with a painful accident by a fill on the ice near her house on Friday last. She sustained severe bruises about the head and fears were entertained that she was dangerous ly hurt,but next day she was'better anti is now recovering. The foundry, saw mills ar\d other industri al establishments in Quakertown are all ac tive and flourishing. The foundry of Thom mas,-Roberts & Co. from a vary small begin ning a few years ago has grown to very ex tensive proportions. Mammoth buildings have been erected, which have been enlarged and extended as the increased business requir ed until they cover a large space of ground. The handle factory of Hartzell & Co. is assn about to make further provision for their in creasing business. Among the instrumental ities for mental and literary culture in the place is the Friends' Lyceum, an organiza tion which has been in existence for many years. It holds weekly meetings for debates, reading of essays, lectures, and other literary exercises. The metings are always crowded, young and old participating In' the proceed- Ings.--/nteligencer. A noisy piece of crockery—The cup that cheers. Ought not a ItOrmlt to call hls honsu a mau shun ? • A reliable piece of furniture—it. determined stand. Efow to make both ends meet--Don't buy bone. Wm. Shakespeare lives in Alabama, and is celebrated as a successful mellow drammer. California boasts a tomato plant ten feet high, yielding two bushels of fruit. The young lady who went up in the hotel elevator with Alexis still lives. The establishment of a large Roman Cathol,c university In England is seriously thought ROBERT IREDELL, ,iR. anb gawp Sob thinttr, • No. 603 HAMILTON STREET, LLEN TOWN. PA. • ELEasri NO NEW DEMONS LATENT GTE LBE Stamped Checks, Cards. Circulars, Paper Books, Cons tattoos arid By-Laws School Ontologo es, Bill Bead* Envelopes Lotter Honda Bills of Lading, Way Bill., Ti cs and Shipping Carde, Po Bt era Olney Ire, etc., etc ., Printed at Short Nolte, NO. 51. "BOLO ROBERT MACAIRE." The only quality in the character of the low thief immortalized in the play which makes his buffoonery endurable is the cool imprc i denco anti:bravado with which ho picks a pocket or commits a burglary. If it were not that the Erie prototype of Robert Macaire, who alternately robs his mistress of a fortune and steals n railway, directory and all, is an imrertinent, not to say bold, rogUe, as well ai buffoon, he would be an Intolerable bore, whom we would gladly see kicked from the stage, without waiting for the denouement. But the last scenes in the Erie farce now play ing arc well worth staying for. No proper minded audience will be content to go before retribution is meted out to the principal char acters. We beg the audience at least not to rise before the curtain is down, and thus spoil the pleasure of those who have paid so dearly for the sport. We promise the most impatient will not have to wait long. The combinations forming against the Erie management are formidable; and with an honest Legislature to back and aid them in all proper demands, the success of those organ izing to reform the Erie Directory is already assured. We have already noticed the abso• lute failure of the effort made by Fisk and Gould to entice Presiaent Ramsay of the Al bany and Susquehanna Railway and the offi cers of other branch roads of Eric into an in trigue to keep themselves in power. The pro position, if evir fully entertained, was soon dismiss, d, and the Dlrectc rs of the branch - roads wisely refused to join fortunes with the failing Erie Ring. The late legal defeats in the United States Courts, the last of which we rejoice to announce this morning, quite undoes the vile work of Judge Banard, and preventshis "Gratz" and receiver, James 11. Coleman, from voting the 00,000 Erie shares to sustain In power the men who rob them. At the next election the vote on these shares will be cast by honest men against the Bing, and will help materially to overthrow its cor rupt and ruinous power and policy. Other English shareholders, represented by Gen. Sickles, have combined to cast honest votes against these disonest Directors. • The Amer ican shareholders all over the State and coun try are combining„ under the lead of the New - limit Stock Excaange, to cast a solid vote against Fisk, Goul.l , Tweed, and the rest at the next election. And the foreign managers and owners of the Atlantic and Great West erti—a road wholly dependent on the Erie, and seriously damaged by the mismanage= ment of its present Directory—are moving for the same purpose. The Legislature will be asked to order a new election, and guatan tee, by the presence of proper officers of the State, a fair election. The result cannot be doubted. Before the end of January we doubt not the Erie Ring WHIN broken up finally, and the road be in the hands of able and honest Directors. The desperate straits to which these rascals are reduced is clearly Illustrated in the expla nation of the attempted compromise of the criminal suit instigated against Fisk, Jr., by Miss Mansfield. The story, as published else where, hints at degradation of the most loath some character, and reveals Fisk, Jr., in his true light of a blackmailer. With all his bra vado and grandiloquence, Robert Macalre is, after all, nothing but a common thief; and his cunning consists merely In entrapping ..eak menaind frail women into comprom ising positions. Fisk, j.., has na,aha .... whom he seduced by the display of the more than barbaric splendor io which he lived off the stolen tummy of the• Erie Railway, and now that he is on the eve of being forced by law to settle with her or go t J id, he attempts by his guilty knowledge of other men's se crets, gained by criminal association with them, to force them to pay his debts. This is the plain meaning of his infamous transac tions told in very plain and truthful words; the men whom he is uttiorupting to blackmail are prominent bankers of Boston, members of a firm known all over the United States, and with branch houses in every large city. In hie idle and amorous hours Fisk lias . betrayed their confidence and the common decencies of life by writing his mistress the full history of their transactions with himself and his die (flared favorites. Now that the letters of the indiscrete chatterer are about to be made pub lic a litigathm in which he has vainly Bird to suppress then, by injunction, he insists dint the Boston bunkers, whom in fa etious mo• meats lie has satirized as "Bold Robert " Macaire and Jacques Strop," shall pay the se.fe. Thus far he has failed. The compro mise by m Welt these precious documents were to be kept from the public has failed. Now let Judge Brady dissolve the injunction, and the litters will be spread before the people, to whom, in view of the startling crimes they expose, they really belong, and Justice will be forceillfrom the villains whom they compro- MEM Why should the Grand Jury hesitate to net tit this matter? Fisk has resorted, in the course of his desperate career, to everything dishonorable and injudicious, and is open to conviction on a score of charges. He hes com mitted almost every offense from stealing rail ways to suborning witnesses. We ore assured that witnesses offered to go before the present Grand Jury and Swear to damaging facts against hint, but District-Attorney Garvin re fused to take up the case. Let the Grand Jurymen, without regard to that official's op• position, demand these witnesses be brought before them and let Fisk's actions be Inquired into. It will soon be too late to catch him Jf indicted, for, like the•rest of the guilty rogues of the Ring, he will fly the country on the first intimation of danger. It must not be forgot ten that rogues are cowards by nature, and that in the finale of the farce "Bold Robert Macaire" proved himself au arrant sneak after all.—Tribune. GLEANINGS AND GOSSIP In conversation, a wise man may be at a loss bow to begin, but a fool never knows how to stop. What can be more melancholy titan a po liceman who loves above his station 4 The only title of nobility recognized by the " ring" 7 The "count" at Tammany. To be humble, or even contrite, it Is not no ccssary to live in "a•basetnent." Many talkers are like broken pitchers; everything runs through them. \\'hen is the black dog not a black dog.— When it's a greyhound. Motto for a French exile— the heart grow fonder." Dies are engraved nowm days ; in Caesar's time the die was cast.' In Calilornia the current ycnrhas been the best of grape years. The highest compliment to a barber—lie dyed and made no sign. Marriage is often the end of man's trouble— But which end Y A western settlement—Ten Cents on the dollar, sometimes. • Whatever good an umbrella performs, it is " put up" to it. The might kind of timber for castles in the air—Sunbeams. The hot ' g lass before going to bed—Tho looking glass. Words to the 'why's—Answer to conum drums. A man ought to keep out of trade, if bet can't get tin. " Absinthe makes