ADVERTISING RATES. 31. 1 mo. 3 mon. el nand. lyr. 1.50 1.75 3.50 0.50 1201 3.00 3.50 0.50 9.10 31.0 4.4 ., 5.25 19.03 17.00 25.00 11.50 17.13 '49? 41. T ins Square Three q otauVr'es lilt Squares, , Quarter Column Ralf Column . One Column I Professional Cards 61.03 per line per year. Administrator's and Auditor's Notice., $3. CO. City )(Mires, 20 cents per lino let Insertion, 13 cents per Ina each eubeequent Insertion. Ten lines more constitute a sqmare. IiOnERT IREDELL, Jrt., Punwiturtn, ALLENTOWN, PA Coal anti Lumber PROW, JACOBS dr CO., LUfl ROUGH .6z WORKED LUMBER, SASH DOORS AND BLINDS, I= o}ders from the trade aoliclted A VILOHRT. 0. OTTO. H. L. OTTO. I. IV. ►ILI.RR FILBERT, OTTO dc MILLER, I] =Ell7l= LUMBER, WILLIAMS PORT, PA MILL ON CANAL WEST OF MAYNARD STREET. OFFICE AT THE MILL. W. F. CRANE, gueg.t. 4, eug R E 111 0 V .1 I. I SMITH & OSM UN'S COAL AND WOOD* YARD ! The above Coal and Wood Vent lute been removed to tho •aet anti of tho Jordan Bridge. dOUTII SIDE, micro will be constantly. kept a lino and full Rupp!). of gg , Stove Nut and Chestnut Coal, twleeted from the bent mine% In the country. OUR COAL • under cover—and It In to the Interest or every on to pnrehase DRY AND SCREENED COAL SirA large atonic of all kinds of good Wood constantly on hand. and delivered to all park. of (Unity at the towoet ''' IVIITIMARI). —A brauch and Is kept at tho Lehigh Valley * Depot, knotro as the former yard of Lent. and Harker. airTIIIB IS THEPROPLE'S COAL YAltl).-E. Our Coal Is selected from the best mines In the Lekign region, and knowing thin to be the fact and Chet It trill give perfect matisfaction, there le no use In offering to refuels he money. All we ask lea trial. Order.. taken at Deekl er's hat 111. re, PRANK 1.1 I dMITII, WILLIAM OFINIUMI July 11 lb COAL CONSUMERS • LOOK TO TO YOUR INTEREST ! P. H. STELTZ Hereby Informs the e Rhone of Allentown, and the pub Ilia fn general, that hs h prepared to furnish, all k lode of 0 l► A L , M 1111413 well Ilt9elted Yard, formerly 11. Guth h Co. at the Lehigh Basin, lu the City of Allentown, where he will •onatanity keep on hand a full supply of all kinds of Coal, at the very lowed market price.. Me coal in nice and clean, from the very best mines, and In quality eaperior • any offered in Allentown. He will Bell Coal by the CAR LOAD. at very sm•11 pro• lite, as be intends to do business upon the principle of "Quick gales and Small Profits... (lire him a cull, and upon comparing prices you ran judge (or yourselves. Ile will deliver Coal upon call to auy part of the City upon orders being loft at the Yard, or Wolusheimer'n store P. H. STELTZ. MEM REMOVAL TREXLER dc BROTHERS, =I L L 7 MBER, Hanby announce to their friends and patrons that they hags just removed from their old stand to their NEW YARD agar Om corner of Tenth and Hamilton streets, formerly *coupled by Braces & Miller, as a Lumber Yard. whom they will con s tantly keep on hand a largo and oramoned •teek of LUMBER, sash as all klrds of PINE, HEMLOCK, CHESTNUT POPLAR, SIIINOLES PICKETS, LATIIS, Am. In fact everything unnally kept by the trade. igirrAll kind. of lumber rut to order at abort notice. Thankful for pail rayon,. we Mutt our friend., as well •• the public In general, willglve no • call •t our New Tani. where we will use our beet ondoevors to render eat efactlon both an regard, quality and prim.. (oat 23'651.t1 TO RR L;ONTBACTORS AND BUILD- The I;indereigned to preparcd-to contract for furnlahlog BASH, BLINDS, WINDOW FRAMES, DOOR FRAMES: SHUTTERS. Aud all kiwiu of b•lldlug lumber Ageut fur HOPE SLATE COMPANY'S LEHIGH SLATE Wholenale end retell Beeler lu the CELEBRATED CUCUMBER. PUMP. Orders left at the EAGLE HOTEL will rerolro prompt •ttentioa. Poet oWre addrem, BERLIN, Cluakeromo P , Bucks Co., a. seri 22-17 IMMO REVIVAL I I Yard"e havlog leamed the "Old !lupe Coal would re/Tactfully 1\1111.1.8 to the chlroue of Allentown mid the public lu getterul, that they ha•e juat got a mPerlur ankorlUlrla .1t COAL s Etek,lVldt t fAlt i vii ii Em . Cheatnut and Nut Iron the Order, left with A. A. Huber. Rleger & ll9ttenstolo, at the E ded • gl•to H ln otel, !Lupo !lolling MIL or the Yard, I T atten a BUSINESS Ilk• meaner. Orders for Coal b 1 the car filled at short notice and at the lowest price,. Always, on hand a large 'dock of BALED HAY, which will he cold at the loweet markettricee. L. W. LOONS Sr.. (I() at OW' Old Ilopo Coal Ynrd tlamilloniitreet. corner or Lehigh Valky 11.1Iroad = L. W. /Coo, l. 130.27 -4k STANDARD NOVELS OF THE BEST AUTHORS IN PAPER COVERS, FROM 15 CENTS UPWARDS JUVENILE AND TOY BOOKS, AMERICAN AND LONDON, FROM FIVE CENTS UPWARDS Writing . • Desks, EVERY STYLE AND I'RICE A NEW . STOCK OF Pocket Knives., OF VARIOUS PRICES BEAUTIFUL PORT-MONNAIES, POCK ET BOOKS, LADIES' WORK BOXES and COMPANIONS, and every imaginable article kept in a fancy goods and stationery store. IREDELL'S BOOK STORE, 45 EAST HAMILTON STREET, ALLENTOIVN, PA IRINDING BY WATER POWER. Belf-idanntactured Pocket Halve. sad Waders 'can I) " taint . 73:gt r e t iRitryei S at 11,1 1 4,T,44.:1f Ty . Water Dower awl made as demi as new. S.P 10.17 . . 40 . 13.50 22.1 X) .00 0.).03 20.00 40.00 00.00 110.00 80.00 60.00 110.00 200.00 VOL. XXIV H . A. STEEL. U PHOLSTERING, WINDOW SHADE BEDDING STORE, MIMI WUNDOW SIIADES, With ll:turns complete, !cool r 2.00 polr, up to sls.llte WHITE HOLLAND liIIADEN AT ALL PRICED. •;S HHADF.S OF ANY ETTLE AND COLOR MADE TO OR! STORE SHADES MADE AND LETTERED LACE AND DRAPERY CURTAINS. j ALL KIND§ OF WINDOW DRAPERY GILT, ROSEWOOD AND WALNUT CORNICES. CURTAIN BANDS, TASSELS, CORD, !to. FURNITURE STRIPS CUT AND MADE STAIR AND VESTIBULE RODS. FURNITURE ItE•UPIIOLBTERED AND VARNISHED. Carpals and Multlnv, old .d new, wade, allored and nut down. UPHOLSTERERS' MATERIALS OF EVERY DESCRIPTION AT WHOLESALE A NEW THING. SILK FINISHED WINDQ.W . SHADES L E. WALRAVEN NO. 719 CHESTNUT STREE,T, In now receiving him Fall Importation., caunistlng in part of CURTAIN MATERIALS, In Silk. Mohair, Worsted, Linen and Cotton, embracing many noveltlea. Lace Curtains ! of Parisian, St. Gallen and Nottingham mak«. CORNICES AND DECORATIONS new WINDOW SHADES, by ttlo thousand or aingla one at aranufartarern . prier. MUSQUITO CANOPIES, Cl= att IPaprr anb ,Stationern. 1869. PHILADELPHIA. MO. WALL PAPERS. PAPER HANGINGS AND WINDOW SHADES, SALES ROOMS, Cor. FOURTH tad MARKET Sta., PHILADELPHIA. Factory, Cor. Twootythtrd and Sannout Sta., NEW STYLES EVERY DAY, OF OUR OWN MAKE. oct O-301 4.4. 5-4 and R. 4 In New and Elegant Dexlgna eta! -Lower CZ= RICH AND ELEGANT = AT ID 8. SECOND ST., PHILADELPHIA, • With a full axxortment of VELVET, BRUESELS, THREE PLY, INORAIN aud VENETIAN CARPETS, Oil Cloth, Window Shades, &c., at reduced price. map 15-1)- CONS110110!UKEN 801 LER AND (101 L 'IVORKS .1011 N WOOD, .IR., TUBE. FLUE AND CYLINDER BOILERS. BATH .4.VD STEAM CIRCULATING BOILERS, All kinds of Wrought Ir. Cella Toyer. for Blast Ynr once, Ganometers, Smoke/Sacks:Blast Pipea,lron Wheel barrows, and everything in the Boiler and Sheet Iron line. Also, nil kinds of [run cud Steel Furgings end Illackamith work, litiners' Tools of all kinds, such 11.11Vbeno Buckets, Picks, Drilla, Dfalleta, Sledges Ac. Haying a Steam Hammer and not of toole of all kinda, and skilled workmen, I antler myself that I can turn out work with promptnesa and dispatch, all of which will b. warranted to be first-claw Patching Boller., and repairing generally, strictly at to. opr 7-I W . J. EVERETT% NEW PATENT SCAPULAR SHOULDER BRACE AND • STRAP SUPPORTER. No struns ander the arms. Perfectly comfortable, ana tomically made, and highly beneficial. 50 North 7th lit., below Arch, Philadelphia. Trusses, Supporters, Kinetic Stockings, Cmtchea, kc., lowest pricer in the Hip. Lady attendant. wapiti • BOOK AGF:NTN WANTED FOR It. E. DottArnuur —ly STRUGGLAI3 AND TRIUMPHS OF P. T. BARNUM. WRITTEN Sr 1311110.0.1. V. IN Cll6O. LAO.OO. OCi•VO V 06.6610. —NE•Itt.T 0.001.A11101-1 3 14111TRUIN KNOLINR kiln 00.0.11 AN —63 EAO.II•XT r 0.1.1. ENOO./11,121011: It embraces Fancy Y6•ltti itO.COLLIICTIONM of hie Bony Life, an I Merchant, Manager, Banker , Lecturer and Showman, and It yea ACC00.606 Of his Imprisonment, his Failure, his Nuecewful European Tony,. and important Illotturleal mid Personal lietulniseeneet, replete with Hu nter, Anecdotes, and Entertaining Narrative.. No book pubilahed no acceptable to all eleance. Every one want* it. Agents aro ceiling front to 100 a week. We offer extra trona. Our Illustrated Catalogue and TOMS to *goon sent free. fd-1t J. H. DUNN & CO., Publishers,, Hartford, Con.. for Pure Wale, tb le celebrated Pt entirely tasteleei durable and yell" Olt *nue' to the good old•Whiont wooden Pump,. oom lasi than hi money Belly e. eon to be non. and in conetructi that any ORO eV keep It In repair. THE BEST AN R. M. ROBINSON de CO., .1.011,1410.. MANVMACITIIIKOR • PrONIFIINVOI OF ➢IIidTAIIY, CHURCH, SOCIETY, THEATRICAL GOODS, FLAGS, BAN NO. 131 NORTH THIRD STREET, LAND WARRANTS WANTED OF WAR OF 1812 AND ..VEXIVAN WAR FOREIGN COINS. STOCKS,OOLD,'OOVBRNMKNT mid other BONDS BOUOIIT and SOLD. COLLECTIONS promptly made oo all points. DEPOSITB RECEIVED. 7:rr il ;g: e gg:gi e lb. 141.red4 of tb" w agII7frJOHN. I.RUBIITOE A CO.. dee 29.11 Banker. d Brokers No, ISO Month 3d Rt.. Phllaira. 'a t , 1.11 zbabrg No. 46 North Ninth Street, = PATENT MOSQUITO CANOPIES MA SONIC II ALL, Cloning out •t reduced prim HOWELL & BOURKE, Carpets anb Clot!). FLOOR OIL CLOTH,. KRAMER'S "OLD CORNER... CARPETS, OIL CLOTHS, .tc S. C. FOU LK CARPET BUSINESS (Between Market and Cheetaut Sta..) iticcbaitiro (Succooottro lu Wm. O. Ml.lxer.) NERB, BADGES, ETC PHILADELPHiA rretlitet. Lifr Ifuourancc IM AMERICAN LIFE INSURANCE COMPANY, OF PHILADELPHIA ♦LAY, WIIILLDIN, l'realdna. =1 N. of PoHole. WO. Dec. 31 MD D. 31 lerl7. Dec. 31 1101, D. 31 EMU Tho AMERICAN 111.1214 policies um all desirable plans, •tiuw rotes, and for security and promptness in meeting losses to unsurpassed by coy Company In thn Roiled States. I= 110 H. JAMES POLLCOR, Et-Gov. or P.m, Dlrertor U • . .• • . S. Mint. J. EDOAR THOMSON. Prem. Penna. R. R., MS S. 2d St. GEORGE sunENT Gentleman, renidence,Clormantown. ALBERT C. ROBERTS. President. Fourth National Bank PHILIP 11. MINGLE. Seed Merchant, 181 Market St. HON. ALEX. (J. CATTELL, O. S. Senator. Merchant, 27 North Water Street, ISAAC lIAZI.EII ((UST, Attorney•iii•Luw, NA Walnut SI. L. IL WHILIMIN, Mterchiurt, M and 22 South Front St. HENRI' K BENNETT, Merchant, 745 South Fourth St. (25011(15 W. 1111,1 Pronident Seventh Nntinnitl Bank. JAMES L. CLAOHORN, Neer. Clitninerclal Nat. Blink. .10112 WANAI4KEII, Onk HMI Clothing House„ S. Y.. Cnr. 6th Markel Sin., and 818 PLOChr.toint Street. WM..I. 110 MIG, M. D., Agent, ITO WORLD DUTILTAI LIFE INSURANCE CO, NO. Iso BROADWAY, N. Y ONONOBL. WILLARD. PreNtdral W. 8. TISDALE. Vice Prrithttrol. 11. V. 411AGAN. Table ehewiag let,The amount of Total Realized Awls. 2d, The amount of Insurance L10)111141. Sil, Per Centeno ofthe former le the latter, of New York Life Insurance Companion, more than three months old, compiled Cram the Now York Irpotronre Coromlo.loriorc ltoOort inr Date Name or Co. Total Canb too. Llab. Per CI., Ineorp. Reallred A. 0,14. 1812 Ifutual Life. 028.717,320 32 1e7.183,071 19 01.0564 1843 New York Life ..., 8,644.458 39 8.1.00.130 al 1.11048 1050 Malted 84.100 Life 2,070,142 91' 2.492.814 80 .11401 1850 Manhattan We ...' 2.840.351 79 3,101.0 , 0 66 .7142 1853 Knickerbocker....' 1.143,315 93' 1.14 9 ,03 00 .2765 1859 Equitable ' 0.0:076 31 6.909.381 00 .95`73 1810 arta:Man ...... .... 276.803 2.: 1.212.612 03' .2 9 92 180:11Wanhington ' 1.714.642 73 1.090.369.38 1.0987 1861' 'lame • i 04.6.38 41 1.899.735 814..5992 1831; Germania • 2.111.464 81 2.007.191 661 1.4Y.118 18626ecuri1y 8)7,4429.1.510,34)11:1..20 , 29 1892 North Amerlea.... , 1,645.381 80 5.321.501 al .4847 1853, Notional 147.18) 71' 3.56.60 14 .4140 1861 Globe 1.217.671 80 1.N1.791 57 .93.1 . . .. . . • ilrOOklyn . . ... . . 509,0 W 29' 803,126 09 .Cr3B Widuwe 4,Orpt"to ' P 29.022 09' 915.554 h 4 .1.1401 Ilnlveraal 340,1 9 3 91; 930.1. 1 74 70 1.0408 Gr4o4 ' 121.212 28, 195.378 48 .6415 All autltMutual.... I 215,151 70 279,709 97 .7032 Continental .318.702 11, 1,4716.822 27 .31a) American Popularl 111099 9'21 207.278 671 .7021 World billturtl.....l 215,497 11 159.(013 I.3ni 18.61 1861 1661 1868 1866 1666 1666 1866• Average per centage of realized rash ueNeta to total svotetn of the New York lueuranee Companies, December al. 1868 .Ml 4 Per Cente e of the World Afutunt .7454 Average o flueeem paid to total Income of the New York Li re Insurance Cobpaoles 14.58 Per Centage of the Wtrf K e Afttfuni Average of - lose, toilrouerbt tenured of the New IL% T ork loeuntacjor otrpajaiee„ Per Oeferdyrleef the II or Mu tit Ar. • • ALutrrows. November 170, 18W. MAItTIE Idea., Allentown, Agoot of the World Mutual Life Incarnate Company of New York. Dear Sir.:—Pormlt ac to thank you for the prompt man• ner In which you lave collected fur u. tho woo Inuurod to your Company .on tho ilk of Daniel 11. KOMISIerer. our husband end brotbor. We are truly thankful to you for baying per...dell him two years ago to make this wise PrOVIXiOn for the wonte of his fismilp. Then he was it the enjoyment of exeullent health, with a moil life i.otl family record both indicative of many years of tt•iefulausa to our midst. •nd to tut thou tble provtalou loomed almost SISPieMS and unnecessary. lint Providence. In the wln which Is So often hard fur us to nuderataud, ordained diherwise, and from a severe •stark of Typhoid Fever In April lest he never entirely recovered. but continued Cutting until bin euttetinge were ended, and be departed this life'• few week• ago. Alwayo careful of LL, lor.•d ones, thin provision for their seeds recoils to us anew hie forethought and lune, •ud from the midst of our grief and tears we wonid thus publicly testify to the value of Life Insurance, and to the reliability and promptness of the World Mutual Life. which you represent, in particular. May Obi. example be the cause of many imitating the ex ample of our departed loved one's eare and forethought. and likewise Insure of 011,, for no one known the day or hoar In which they may be taken sick or called assay. ■nd thus be prevented from Insuring. AMANDA KEllllo3llillt. widow. ItillIIRN 11. KEMMERER. brother. J. E. FHUFAUFF I= E= MARTIN .KEMALERER, Agent for Lehigh County. Allentown MIMI TIFF: OLD ALLENTOWN CHINA AND GLASSWARE STORE STILL. AHEAD OP ALI. COMPETITION. Fifteen years experience. and 1n... to buy not only tor/ each but during the concoct, and timer of most advantage. enables the proprietor to offer goods at lower pricer titne !hors not buying there ad•enteges. 1 return my elneere thanks to the people of thin city and Lehigh and adjolulug rouuties for appreciating these forts by their coutuautly leer...slug patronage. Neteseitatlng varletne enl•rge ments of our taore. the last of which but recently cum plated. given us now about twenty-one hundred feet of shelving one foot wide. Nearly half a mile of shelving twelve Incite* wide, well filled with goodtt, besides large quantities on the fluor. It Is very evident there.° 00 two gluten in the county put together have much a eteck its thie or the trade requiring It. .1t le therefore the Interest of all to tall and examine the goods end price. at title store be. t fore buying elsewhere. The proprietor being fully eon. f eclutte of his advantages, will not under coy hunoreble eircumet•utes permit any person to underact! him In these goods. Bach things may be pretended by Omen haying no knowledge of the Liminess, and may find bregeduele and bombast a convenient article to bide their delielenci•e lu other respects, but It will not bear the Inspection of a dl.. corning public. Our geode are of the latent and meet im• proved patter., our heavy melee requiring almost an en tire renewal of clock two or three times annually. thus preventing the ponsiblilly of old stock on hand. A. lam now ceiling off preparatory to retire front active bueleee“, greeter inducement• then heretoture are offered In the price of goods to all buyers, at the China Store,3lll. am- Iltas nearly opposite the Clermaa Reformed Church. Jan 6.1, T. C. KEIf•IIEN., ....' THOMAS W. DAILY. \ importer of Itfotohoo.. i No. 022 Market MIL. Phlladolphlo, Would /•.poctfull c•II of t•ntinn to his now and caro ully .oloctod stock uf WATCHES, JEWELRY, DIAMONDS, iliwir Sad Plat Aid Want, ille. upthi.g pwwpily atwoded wand moody don& \ __.—..._ . ...---L--------._ WATNON•S CELEBRATED F IRE AND BURGLAR PROOF . • SAFES.. ESTABLISIIED iN 1833. THE OLDEST SAFE HOUSE IX PELLADSLPIIIA. =EI The °My Safes with Isms Noon.. Guaranteed Free from Dampness. from IS to Al per I. lower the. other Line Pil l. "' e nd Prith Runk" ' I"" need for el"d T. ATSON SON. teen. Atheofeetarers Let. IN tl " ri* st , ourt net 7-em MEI'ME,,- . : 1 ~d~R~~ SEASONABLE SPECIALTM J. d. WILSON. Heartsry MATE' AND COLORED DRESS SILKS, ♦mt.l d. .1.11"0. 450 00 61,200,000 EC $18,312.474 93 /24,750,901 50 PLAIDS, I=B 13=1 WHITE AND COLORED BLANKETS, Goods Fit It will be to your interest to examine my stock before purchasing elsewhere. M. J. KRAMER, S. EA :11 AN &.! TRA EGER, BLACK than Or to SILKS. BLACK DEAD D.FEANCE SILKS. BLACK TAFFETA SILKS. The largest ■ad cheapest nenortineat of BILKS we h vvvvv er had the pleas ure of offering the Public. SEAMAN & TRAEGER. BEE FRENCH SILK POPLIN, MARBLE POP LINS, PLAIN POPLINS. SEAMAN & TRAEQER. BLACK ALPACAS, In all rrade. from the lowest numbore to the finest Mohair, SEAMAN & TRAEGER. DEINa GOODE' la every varlety of Nal. and Puey Style BLEACHED and UNBLEACIIND SHRETINGS sruRrINGS le very haw assortment CHECKS. TICKI NMI and DENIMS. SHAWLS. Large •nd extennlye aesortmegi of BLACK TNIBET BItOCIIK and PAISLEY. BLANKET. CUE NILLE, BUSSES'. In great variety of elle and SEAMAN & TRAEGER. SPECIAL. ATTENTION Is requested to our elegant and complete line of LADIES DRESS TRW -511 NUS. consistlug in part of BULLIONond TASSELS. FRINGE, REAL GUIPURE and BRUSSEL LAVE. GIMPS. BRAIDS, NEW STYLE FLUTED TRIM MING. Ae. ItIYTTONS in several hundred differeat oitylno. SEAMAN & TNAECiER. HOSIERY, GLOVES, UNDER CLOTH INO for LADIES', CHILDREN and GEN 'TLEMEN. WOOLEN YARNS, &c. SEAMAN & TRAEGER. Adminloinoton, FLANNELSRed, While, Blue, .111sed, ken/ al aa'll4(nel-14.a-made Flan ne l . and Plain. SEAMAN eF TRAE GER. ZEPHYR It ORSTED, OERMANTOWN WOOL, CASHMERE YARNS, EMBROIDER ED WORSTED WORK, and a full assortment In that line. BY MAIL we mend antoplen of env goode capable et he lot sent byencriple through the mall with prices cinched to each piece. We tad thin to be a great convenience to parllrn ituable to personally visit cc. SEAMAN d: TRAEGER. FAMILY GROCERIES, Staple and Fancy, nicely kept, tonsningly ((Juan up and or the Beat Clu•litlee... CROCKERY, rrerylhlngr.qulre.l in that lino for boo. he.ple[pnrpn.e+, SEAMAN & TRAEGER. Tube, Palle. Buenala, and all eorla of Wooden Ware need In lloomekeeping. SEAMAN & 'TRAEGER. AU kindsof Country Produce taken In exchange for gootte at the highest price.. SEAMAN & TRAEGER. IVe are oudeavoring to keop a full flue of rtlele In tho tray of Dry (lands, Small IVarre. :rations. Ore.. eerier, Orookery, Wooden Ware. and in fact everything (except Carpet.) to he found I. a retail awn. SEAMAN & TRAEG ER, FURNITURE. • JOSEPH WALTON & CO., CABINET MAKERS; No. 413 WALNUT ST:, PHILADELPHIA. Our establishment la one of the oldest In Philadelphia, sad from long experience and superior f acilities we are We prepared t !lon furnish anr `ood work at reasonablem :41 furniture of superior quality. A large stock of furniture always d. Goods evade to order. ilot D ea Workand Ofilry Furs iturefor Bank.. Officer and Stores, mode to order. Jae. WALTON. J. W. Mertz/corr. Joe. 1.. Scott. feb 9.1 y SECOND STREET OMNI TIME STORE. 837 N. SECOND BT., PHILA.. • The OklEtand established twenty years. trim:et/haul in FURNITURE. During the recent depreeslon In beldame. we laid In for cash, cheapest and best as stock in the ally. which we are selling at reasonable prism, • New Patent Sofa Bedsteads which makes a good bed at night. suitable Pm etch room or ofaces. • COTTAGE and WALNUT CIIAIIIINN gUITC. Straw. Husk. Excel/au, and straw Mattresses. afirParlor Stiles flphifhltrett tis any id yid to eel/ yore/farmers. fele it-ly H 7 N. @Wort ti "AL .k. V I A IP.oilde 111113 Cootio POPLINS, REPPS, PAISLEY AND BROCHA SHAWLS, BLANKET SHAW LS, WATER PROOF,FOR SUITS, &C., &C., &C Embracing the moat complete stock of Dry POPULAR LOW PRICES Respectfully, " OLD CORNER." EMI 17 SOUTH MAIN STREET, BETHLEHEM (MOWN MEW arri.Es KANO! SILKS. BEANIAN .Ir, TRAEGER COLORED ALPACAS, All prlcem, Ttry cheap. SEAMAN A:. TRAEGER SEAMAN & TRAEGER BEAMAN & TRAEGER SEAMAN & TRAEQER SEAMAN gt TRAEGER MAIN STREET, BETHLEHEM CEO CURIOSITIES OF CALIFORNIA Chinamen and Demneradoepo 13=1 From the Dutfatu Exprene I=l One of California's curiosities the people In the States will some day become familiar with' through the Pacific Railroad. I mean the Chinaman. California contains 70,000 of them, and every ship brings more. There is a Chi nese quarter in every city and village in Cali fornia and Nevada, for the Board of Aldermen will not allow them to live all ctwound town just wherever they choose to locate. This is not a hardslop,for they prefer to herd together. PFULIAMTIEB AND SUPERHTITIONS. They are a people who fondly stick to their ancient customs. They dress in the quaint costumes their ancestors wore 300 years ago- They build temples, gaudy with gilding and hideous with staring idols, and there they worship after the fashion of their fathers. A strict record is kept by their chiefs of the name and residence of every Chinaman, and when he dies his body is sent back t. China for burial—for they can never get to their Heaven unless they start from China. And besides, Chinamen worship their ancestors, and they all want their share of worship, after they are done with this world. Even when the Chi nese government sells a shipload of degraded and criminal coolies to a Cuban or Sandwich Island planter, it' is strictly stipulated that the body of every . ohe of them must be sent back to China after death. The Chinamen being smart, shrewd people, take to some few of our coMmercial customs and virtues, but somehow we can't make great headway in the matter of civilizing them. We can teach them to gamble a little, but somehow we can't make them drunk. It is discourag ing—because you can't regenerate a being that won't get drunk. The Chinaman is the most frugal, industri ous and thrifty of all creatures., No matter how slender are the wages you pay him he will manage to lay up money. And China men are the most gifted gardeners in the world. Give one of them a sandbank that would not support a lizard, and he will make it yield generous crops of vegetables. The Chinaman wastes nothing. Everything has a value in his eyes. He gathers up all the cast away rags and bones and bits of glass, and makes marketable articles of them. And he picks up all the old fruit cans you throw away and melts them up to get the tin and solder. When a white man discards a gold placer as no longer worth anything, the patient China man, always satisfied with small profits and never in a hurry to get rich, takes possession and works it contentedly for years. The Chinaman makes a good cook, a good Wssherwoman, a good chambermaid, a good gardener, agood banker's clerk, a good miner, a good railroad laborer, a good anything you choose to'put him at—:-for these people are all educated, they arc all good accountants, they are very quiet and peaceable, they never dis turb themselves about politics ; they are so tractable, quick, smart, and naturally handy and ingenious, that you can teach them any thing ; they have no jealousies ; they never lose a moment, never require watching to keep them at work. They are gifted with a world of patience, endurance and contentment. They aro the best laboring class America has ever seen—andfthey do not care a cent who is President. They arc miserably abused by the laws of California, but that sort of thing will cease, some day. It was found just about impossible to build the California end of the Pacific Railroad with white men at $3 per day and take care of all the fights and broils and strikes ; but they put on Chinamen at a dollar a day and "find" themselves, and they built it without tights or strikes or anything, and saved the bulk of their wages, too. You will have these long-tailed toilers among you in "the States," some day, hut you will find them right easy to get along with—and you will like them, too, because they will stand a heap of abuse. You will find them ever so convenient, because when you get mad you can snatch a club and go out and take satis faction out of a Chinaman. The native Amer ican negro is getting so insolent, now, that the patriot from Ireland cannot take a little recre ation out of him without getting into trouble. So the Chinaman will afford a needful relief. 111= As evidence that Chinamen are satisfied with small gains, I will remark that they drill five holes into the edge of gold coins—drill clear through from edge to edge—and cave the gold thus bored out and fill up . the holes with some sort of metallic composition that•does not spoil the ring of the coin. Their counterfeiters put nine parts good metal and only one part basi• metal in their bogus coins—and so It is very lucrative in the long run, and the next thing to impossible to detect the cheat. It is only greedy, bungling Christian counterfeiters that blunder into trouble, by trying to swindle their fellow-creatures too heavily. = Another curious feature about California life was the breed of desperadoes she reared vid fostered on her own soil and afterward' distributed over adjacent Territories through her Vigilance Committees when she had had enough of their exploits. These men went. armed to the teeth with monstrous revolvers, and preyed upon each other. Their slightest misunderstandings were settled on the spot by the bullet; but they very rarely molested peaceable citizens. They robbed,and gambled, and killed people for three or four years, and then " died with their boots on," as they phrased it ; that is, they were killed them selves—almost invariably—and they never ex pected any other fate, and were seldom dis appointed. MECUM Sans Brown, of Ncvada,• killed sixteen men in Ills time, and was journeying towards Es meralda to Mills seventeenth, who had stopped the breath of a friend o( his, when a party of law-abiding citizens N . Vitylaid him and slaught ered him with shot-guns. Mourners were ex ceedingly scarce at his funeral. It is said that Sam Brown called for a drink at the bar of the Slaughter House, in Carson City, one morn ing (a saloon so nicknamed because so many men had been killed in it), and Invited a stranger up to drink with him. The stranger said he never drank, and wished to be excused. By the custom of the country that was a deadly insult, and so Brown very properly shot him down. He left him lying there and went away, warning everybody to leave the body alone, because it was his meat, lie said. And it is said, also, that he came back after a while and made a coffin and buried the man him self—though I never could quite believe that without assistance. • Virginia City was full of desperadoes, and some of the pleasantest newspaper reporting I ever did was in those days, because I re ported Inquests on the entire lot of them, nearly. We had a fresh one pretty much every morning. Toward the last it was mel ancholy to Bee how the material was running short. Those were halcyon days ! I don't know what halcyon days are, but that is the proper expression to use In this connection, I believe. 0=! Jack Williams was ono of the leakiest of tho Virginia city desperadoes. He killed a good many men. He was a kind hearted man, and gave all his custom to a poor undertaker who was trying to get along. But by and by some body poked a double-barrelled shotgun through a crack while Williams was sitting at breakfast and riddled him at such a rate that there was hardly enough of him left to hold an inquest on—and then the poor unfortunate undertaker's best friend was gone, and he had to take in his sign. Titus he was struck in the midst of his prosperity and his happiness —for he was just on the point of getting mar ried when Jack Williams was taken away from him, and of course he had to give it up then. I= It Is said that the first twenty-six graves in the cemetery at Virginia City were those of men who all died by the bullet. And the first six in another of those towns contained the bodies of a desperado and five of his victims— and there in the bosom of his family, made dear to him by the ties of blood, calmly sleeps unto this day. ll=l3 At the Rocky Ridge station In the Rocky Mountains, in the old days of overland stages and pony expresses, I had the gorgeous honor of breakfasting with Mr. Slade, the Prince of all the desperadoes . ; who killed twenty , six men in his time ; who used to cut off his vic tim's hand and foot and practiced on him with his revolver for hours together—a proceeding which seems almost inexcusablo until wo re flect that Rocky Ridge is away off in the dull solitudes of the mountains, and the poor des peradoes have hardly any amusements. Mr. Slade afterward went to Montana and began to thin out Abe population as usual—for lie took a great interest In trimming the census and regulating the vote—lna finally the Vigi lance Committee captured bins and hanged him, giving him just fifteen minutes to prepare himself in. The papers said he cried on the scaffold. The Vigilance Committee is a wholesome regulator in the new countries, and bad char acters have a lively dread of it. In Montana one of these gentlemen was placed on his mule and informed that he had precisely fifteen minutes to leave the country in. He said, " Gents, if this mule don't balk, five 'll an swer." But that is sufficient about the desperadoes. I merely wished to make passing mention of them as a California production. 'I'IIE moNAncri The arrival of the British ironclad Mon arch in American waters has created the live liest interest in naval end engineering circlese as she is looked upon as a superior type of modern armored vessels, combining very many of the best qualifications of fighting craft, and capable at the same time of being used as a cruiser in the literal sense. The naval authorities have had her thoroughly in spected, and look favorably upon her general features ; perhaps in time they may attempt the construction of a similar class of vessels. While our monitor system proved of great service during the Rebellion, and would again in event of a war, yet they would only serve for coast defense, as they could not cope with the improved armored vessels built by France and England since the war, which are actual. ly ocean cruisers carrying either heavy broad sides or ponderous gnus:flaunted in turrets. It is useless to deny the fact that our war-worn turret vessels are nearly useless by reason of decay, and are not fit for continued active ser vice or the hard usage they might naturally expect in case of a foreign war ; therefore it behooves our naval authorities to watch with great care all the improvements made by orbei maritime Powers in armored vessels. The Monarch is a vessel of commanding ap pearance, of 5,008 tons. She is 330 feet In length, 57 feet 6 inches beam. Her battery is carried in two of Capt. Cowper Cole's turrets, with three chase guns of a less caliber mount ed at the extremities and protected by an ar mored casemate. The weight of the hull, .with skin-plating and extra girders included, is 3,674 tons ; the °SwF weights, boilers, ma chinery, Spars, &c., amount to 4,032 tons. The hull, which Is of iron, is protected by 7- Inch iron armor on the most important parts, and,6-inch on the other parts, the plating be ing supported by 12 Inches of teak backing with a 1i inch thickness of skin-plating and an arrangement of longitudinal girders which are worked at intervals of about two feet, thus forming.a network of framing in conjunction with the strong vertical frames inside the skin plating which are about the same distance apart. This device has proved so satisfactory as regards the efficient support it gives to the armored side, that It has been adopted in all British iron-clads built since the famous Bel lerophon. The turrets of the Monarch arc 96 feet 0 inches in diameter, and are construct ed on the same principle as her side armor. The Iron plating on the turret is eight incites in thickness, laid upon a teak hacking of 12 inches, with an iron skin of one and a half in ches. Each turret is pierced for two guns, and near the port-holes the plating is increased to ten inches. The turret bed rests upon the main deck, additional support being given to the deck immediately beneath by a combina tion of iron pillars and supports. On the main deck armor-plated bulkheads are placed athwart the ship, inside of which are the tur lets, enginefunnel and steering apparatus, the latter intended to be used when the ship is in action. These bulkheads are similar in their construction to her sides, with the exception that the war armor is only five inches in thick ness, laid upon a teak backing of 10 inches, and the usual skin-plating stiffened and slip ported by the ordinary leugtitudinal girders and frames. The entire central portion of the Monarch is thus inclosed and protected by shot -proof sides and bulkheads, which inclose the turrets and ships machinery. The turrets are thus deprived of their primary and supremo advantage—that of providing an all-round tire for the guns, and, more especially, a head fire. This deprivation, her builder says, is conse quent upon the determination of the Admi ralty to adopt forecastles, which are intended to keep'the ship dry in steaming against a head sea, and to enable the head snits to be worked. It was to make up somewhat this loss of head-fire from the turrets that the two 0} ton guns were put on the forecastle of the main deck. The forward turret guns are ca pable only of firing at an angle of not less than 10 degrees with the Vessel's keel. The after turret lunettes are the same, and the ,20 de grees lest is made up by placing a 6,} ton gun in an armored casemate similar to the forward one, which keeps the circuit of fire unimpaired, except in force, or rather weight of metal. The guns In the turrets are an unusual height above the water, the Monarch having a "free board" upwards of 19 feet, which enables the guns to be fought at i lt height of 10 feet above the water. The bulwarks within the range of the turret guns are hinged, and when the ' vessel is cleared for action, they are allowed to hang alongside of the vessel out of the way. The turret guns, four in number, are known , as 25 ton guns, and are rifled, throwing 600 pound shot. These guns are 12 inches in di ameter of bore, and are charged with 70 pounds of gunpowder, giving to the idiot whem fired an initial velocity of 1,212 feet per second, the total "energy" of the projectile at 1,000 yards being 5,105 foot tons. The three Orton guns employed at the extremities are rifled. Thealameter of bore is 7 Inches. The projectile used weighs 115 pounds, and 22 pounds of powder are used In obtaining an initial velocity of 1,480 feet per second, the total energy of the projectile at 1,000 yards being 1,143 foot tons. Ths speed of the Monarch has attracted much attention, and has oeseveral occasions exceeded 14 knots. Her highest rate of speed, officially recorded 'is 14,037 knots, the highest attained by any of the British armor-clad ships at load ,draught. From a table recently sub fished-by the chief constructor of the Royal Navy, E. J. Reed, C. It., Home idea can be gained of the time and distancees some of the principal English iron-clads can steam before the coal is exhausted : . , . . . . „. .. Supply. Time. Nahum, 'Km) Dist. Sams Tuns. Days. Hours. Hunts. D. Irra. Knots. Warrior 50 4 18 1,42.1 7 M %lOU Achill. 4431 3 19 1,1413 6 9 1,6410 Minotaur.... 670 3 11 1,046 3 20 1,540 Bellerophon.. 5221 4 II 1,346 7 11 1,970 11 crook, MO 4 It 1.390 7 17 2,(116 Monarch ..... OM 5 5 1,51,0 8 18 2,210 These figures show, when compared with the'like facts in reference to some of the fast unarmored vessels of the British navy, that the iron-clads can make equal speed with the wooden vessels, end while carrying less coals caaigleep at sea under full steam nearly double thiri . "length of time and on nearly one-third less consumption of fuel ; so that while the Monarch is the fastest iron-clad in the British navy, she can keep at sea for a longer time on a less amount of fuel. The bow of the Monarch is specially con structed and strengthened to allow her to be used as a ram, while provision is made for the prevention of serious consequences should she sustain injuries while so employed. Thespur or ram may be completely knocked off with out endangering the. main structure in the least. She was built at the. Chatham Dock- Yard, and cost about £ll5 per ton. The bills footed up a total outlay on labor and materials .£175,512, or a total with 12f per cent, on ac tual outlay at the dock-yard of £104,112. She is fitted out as a full rigged ship, and instead of the " tripod" masts she has ordinary iron ones. A light, lofty upper deck receives the boats and affords a passage for the officers above the turrets. The running rigging is worked upon the upper deck, over which the turrets have to fire, and consequently a num ber of contrivances have been fitted to keep both the standing and running rigging tolera bly clear of the guns. The. standing rigging Is of iron wire, and when the ship.: goes into action it is quickly triced up, and the flying iron deck is topped up out of the may. Au armored pilot-house is provided, iu which the commander is stationed in action, and by means of a system of telegraphy is enabled to communicate with the steering wheel, engines, turrets, and the batteries located at the ex tremities. The Monarch, as well as other vessels of the British navy, is fitted with gas works, and can be lighted throughout with gas. She can he steered by steam, with one man at the steering machine, and a variety of labor-saving machinesare distributed through. out the ship. Among them are several of Cameron's " Special" Steam Pumps, an American invention which has found favor in Europe, and is now being extensively adopted in the Royal Navy. Some of the turret en gines and machinery of the Monarch have been supplied by the agents of the same in ventor. 11cr accommodations for officers and crew ere complete, and she is ventilated in the most perfect manner. There can be no ques tion but that she is the " crack ship" of the royal navy. Mr. Reed says : "It is hardly possible to foresee in what way the competi tion between guns end ships will terminate ; but having the experience we possess of the successful accomplishment of what only a few years ago were regarded as impossibilities in the construction of iron-clads, it would be folly to attempt to set a limit to the results that will be attained in the future. The Admiralty have long been in possession of a design for a turret ship, with sides plated with 15-inch armor, and turrets with 18-Inch armor. I have also prepared outline designs, not on ex travagant dimensions, to carry 20-inch, both on broadsides and on turrets." MARK TWAIN COUNTD. , IG CHICKENS From th• N. Y. Tribune. The sanguine youth who answered his friend's inquiry as to his luck that in angling that " When I catch this fellow that is nib- " bling, and nine more, I shall have ten," has : many imitators among our anti-Tariff cotem poraries. Thus The World cheers its import ing patrons with the assurance that— " So soon us time West is .represented in Congress in proportion to its population, the era of high tariffs will end. The Protection ists have, even now, a ninjority.of only elev en ; and the New Apportionment will at once change it into a majority at least thrice as great on the other side." —lf the British manufactUrers and jobbers could only believe that assurance, it would save them a pile of money. Their " Free Trader" might be stopped, its office shut up, and their Lubrication of tracts suspended.,, Llut they are not so green, They know that in lowa, the heart of the Great West, time Hon. George G. Wright, an avowed protee tionist, has just been sent to the U. S. Senate for six years in place of Gov. Grimes, a bitter Free Trader; that the Governor of Missouri declared for Protection in his late Annual Message ; that a full half of time Missouri del. egation are Protectionists ; that, though the St. Louis organs of both the great parties are industriously, spitefully, anti-Protective, a public meeting recently held in that city, after hearing able speakers on each side, decided for Protection ; .that many leading Democrats of that city, including the lion. John Hogan, who lately represented her in Congress, are active Protectionists and they comprehend I that they are yet to fight for the West. They may carry it for a season ; but they will have So fight for every square inch of it, and to fight under disadvantages they have not yet ' fully comprehended. For the West, like the South under the new ' impulse inaugurated by Free Labor, is to-ning her attention to Manufactures. Missouri has probably more Iron Ore than any other State, ' Indiana and Illinois abound in excellent Coal, West Virginia and Kentucky have both Coal and Iron and St. Louis, which not long ago bought all her Iron from time East, is now sell ing thousands of tout to Pittsburgh. Indi ana promises soon to make the best .Pig Iron in large quantities; Illinois, (at Chicago,) Michigan (near Detroit,) and Wisconsin, (at Milwaukee) are already 'producing freely, though but a flea-bite of what they soon will lif Protection be adhered to. With the Tariff well let alone, we shall be making Pig Iron largely at the base of the Rocky Mountains within four years. So with regard to Textile Fabrics. The World says : " It was not till after the Southern Senators and Representatives withdrew from Congress, in the Winwir before the war, that time Protec tionists were able to pass the Morrill tariff.— With the South again represented, and both the West and the South largely strengthened, Protection will be repudiated by majorities which will make the editor of Tut: TRIBUNE stare and gasp." —The 'World forgets that the South that went out of Congress was different from that which is coming in. The former bred labor ing men and women for sale, and sold them ; hence were inveterate and ultra Free Traders, the now South believes in " Government of "the People, by the People, for the People," and considers a laboring man made to vote, not to be sold from an auction 'block, as may be seen In Its vote' on Marshall's proposition. Every month increases the Intelligence of the NO. 7. Coal —Speed of Knots—, of 11 K.—, ROBERT EEMDE4, ' • /Main anb ifancp. Job Vrintet, No. 45 EAST HAMILTON STREET, ALLEATOWN, PA. , ELEGANT PRINTINGI NEW DESIGNS LATEST STILES Stamped Checke, Cardn, Clrcidlere i Paper H i o i camg.2:tl lultone Had B at a e v ria t lr i ll e ltl::raatut Way Dille, Tage "16.,higgegairtrI3ratelto?lein. Southern laboring class, and thus hastens the development of Southern manufactures.— Already, Virginia and North Carolina are ex porting home-made Pig Iron ; cotton factories are rising by the Southern water-falls; and a few years will witness a heavy exportation of the Southern staple in the form of Yarn, Drills, and Brown Goods generally ; and then good-bye to Southern Free Tradel Slavery frowned down Manufactures; Free Labor will cherish and develop them ; and the South will conform her policy to her exigencies, as . Now England did before her. As to who will " stare and gasp," just wall and see I THE FARMERS' QUESTION COMMISSIONER WELLS REVIEWED BY HENRY 0. CAREY-WRY MU. WELLS DID NOT TELL I= At the opening of the present Congress, lit tle more than a year since, the Special Com missioner of Revenue, Mr. Wells, made to that body a report one of whose especial ob jects was that of proving to mechanics, labo rers, and consumers generally, that their con dition was being deteriorated by reason of the high prices of food and other necessaries of life. To enable his readers properly to under stand the cause of this, if so it really wee, it was needed that he should present to them the facts, that the three years prior to the date he had selected for presentation had been most unfavorable for both wheat and corn ; that the total produce of the last of these had scarcely exceeded that of 1859 ; that the waste of war as to cows and cattle had not even yet been repaired ; that their total number was still greatly less than it had been at the open ing of the war ; that high prices of both ani mal and vegetable food were necessary conse quences of the facts thus exhibited ; and, that time alone could be required for bringing about a state of things widely different from that which, as lie alleged, then existed. For anything of this kind, however, wo look in vain to his report, the essential object of his labor having been that of proving that by means of greenbacks and protection "the rich become richer and the poor poorer." To that end mere figures, unembarrassed by any such explanation, were greatly to be preferred; and therefore was it that the people of towns and cities were assured that not only had there been a duplication of the prices paid to the farmer for milk and butter, eggs and meat, potatoes and turnips, but .that too—"average increase in the price of a barrel of wheaten flour throughout the manufacturing States has been, from 1860 to July 1, 1868, in .excess of 90 per cent. ; while the increase in the wages of laborers and operatives generally, skilled and unskilled, during the sameperiod, has av eraged about 58 per cent. Measured, there fore, by the flour standard, the workman is not as well off in 1867 as he was in 1860, by at least 20 . per cent. ; or, to state the case dif ferently, the wages which in 1860 purchased one and a quarter barrels of flour now pay for about one and a quarter barrels." Admitting, now, that all this had been true, and that laborers in the workshop had really suffered in the manner thus artfully described, is it not clear that laborers in the field must, in a corresponding degree, have profited ? That they had so done bad been made clearly obvious by the greatly improved condition of the agricultural interests throughout the lint• on—the mortgages by which farmers had be fore the war been so heavily burdened having almost entirely disappeared. Of all this, how ever, the report said not even a single word. Why was this? For the reason that better seasons were already giving better crops, those of 1867 and 1868 having been greater by fully 21 per cent. than the average of the three preceding years ; the increase thus manifested bringing with it reason for hoping that the day might not be far distant when low prices for farm products might furnish the Commis.: sioner opportunity for stimulating tips !ten who followed the plow for a union with thofie who wielded the hammer to a war upon those greenbacks to which we had been po largely indebted for power to make the war, and upon. that protective tariff to which we now owe our rapidly growing independence. That all this has since been done, and fully done, in the recent report of this professed advocate of protection, but real British Free Trader, shall now be shown. ROLLING STOCK.—Cattle on railways. Ittsxtbs.—A poor man is to be avoided—he lacks principal. AN unpleasant sort of arithmetic—D(o4Jan among families. • qI.T.STION LN A.IIITRMICTIC—If Sir Walter Seeit's dog was worth ten guineas, what was his ken-iiel teor.44? No cards, no cake, no company, nobody's business—we notice appended to asensible and independent announcement of marriage. IT was asked by a scholar, why master Thomas Hawkins did. not marry Miss Bla grove; he was answered,'" He couldn't Mas ter her so he missed her." A DOCTOR :El wife once attempted to move her husband by tears. "Ann,"said he,"tears are useless. I have analyzed them. They con• Min a little phosphate of lime, some chlorate of sodium, and that's all." . A MARRIED lady consulted her lawyer on the following,question: "As I married Mr. Smith . for his wealth, and that wealth Is now spent, am I not, to all intents and purposes, a widow, and at liberty to marry again ?" IT is said that a man who has only been married a month is unaccountable in his num. ner. At the end of six months ho is less strange and more sensible. When a year comes round he begins to have most as much sense as other people, or perhaps as he had, say fifteen months before. • A MAJOR in the United 4/dee army was crossing from 'England in ono( Cunard steam ers, when one afternoon a band on deck play ed " Yankee Doodle." A gruff Englishman• who stood by inquired whether that was the tune the old cow died of. "Not at all," retort. ed the major; " that is the tune the old Dull died of l" • A MAJOR In the United States army was .crossing from Englana in •ne of the Cunard steamers, when one afternoon a hand on deck played " Yankee Doodle." A gruff English man who stood by inquired whether that was the tune the old cow died of. "Not at all” retorted the major ; "that Is trio tune the old Bull died of." ' • MRS. PAIITINOTON ON COURTSWIP AND MANNIANE.—" Don't put too much diffidence in a lover's word, my dear girl. He may tell you that you have lips like strawberries and cream checks like a carnation, and eyeslike en asterisk. But such things oftener comes from a tender head 'than from a fender heart. I like to go to weddings, though ; I like to hear young people promise to love, humor, and nourish each other ; but It's a solemn thing when the Minister comes into the chancery with his surplus on, and goes through the cere.: money of makinethem man and wife.i ought to be husband and wife, !lir it ain't every husband that turns out to be a man. 1 de• dare I shall never forget when Paul pit the nuptial ring on my finger and said': 'With tai goods I thee endow.' He' kept a dry goods= store then, and I thought lie was gelnkto glVe me the whole there was In It. 'I 'was „young and simple, and didn't know that It meant only One drools:rat"