The Lehigh register. (Allentown, Pa.) 1846-1912, December 01, 1869, Image 1
ADVERTISING . RATES: 31. 1 mu. 9 mue. 6 me,. 1 yr. A. Imo mon. 51 12.00 1.50 1.71 9.00 01 ou 2100 3.00 3.50 0.50 , 9,66 15.111 4.11. 5.21 9.00 17, 00 43.00 11.10 17.01 2.1 tu.oo 11.16 22.00 4C.. 00 110.01 20.01 40.00 CO. 00 tot (X) 30.00 111.00 110 Sue Rquaro . wo Squares Three tiquarem Six Squarer, . Quarter Column Half Column . Ono Column Praessional Cards /111.00 per line per year. Adtaluistrater'sand Anllit . er's Notices, 113.00. City Notices, II cents poi Runlet insertion, 15 cents per tlue each subsequent Insertion. Teu Hues agate coustltute a square. ROBERT IREDELL, Jn., Pumas's:RA ALLENTOWN, PA. moth tuff. IN TILE CLOTHES LINE! GREAT 18 the stock at (Ile GREAT SHOWN HALL, Of the ft le it r 10.1,4 for lbw present Full. WII.SON continue to keep LL The beO of clo.hisg, woud,rni rimn. Elegant, Ehtra Clothes, An each ~, f thisA t.t. our hest el~ Bello come, , tall, (. nail. TELL your relations and neighbors, all blow cheaply you buy, e. the fl KEAY lirloyn 11611. Tit R . ()WN, and , oliveottiddr . ith, and green, - o • O.h .11 1111 ill. v 1•. 1,11.11, 1 1.1. 1? 14- 01 " -M.t1 , 1'. Clotltitq, of style and taste, .1-Vo - flr'lnittlol.o pour illik ', lll . l.. With ta't OVlnteoiTS, stylkil; and strong and stout, Tian rclll .trot bother by w.,.trlng r, at all, tn a t i h e o n .:l l , l l.l " ; ea lir (111.1,1 . BROWN HALL Nom: In the woihl no good or so cheap, Am the Cloth, which Ithrkh.ll6; Wilson keep A(1)41,111.1,!eilafl*.o 1.11 A lA. the vattetles now in store, LL Aril ron+tan.ly addiag more and more omi or short thou , , , h our customers he, T Wt• flt them SX:lett) . ; OHM' Fee. OWER. THAN EVER the prices, all, If Ow gout, vu , nnll iit Owl/I:EAT BROWN HALL All Good tool 'Fro° m o “ A . o olw 1 inv.tetl To Illy the', Clortoot At the G..ott Browo Hall of ROCKIIILL & WILSON, 603 AND 60,) CHESTNUT ST., PHILADELPHIA 1113112:1 Coal anb Lumber. JACOBS it CO., IM=ITEE=II3 ROUGH & WORKED LUMBER, SASH DOORS AND BLINDS, I= ,p'D-nrdelx from iho trade handled ♦ FILBERT. B. OTTO. U. M. OTTO. I. W. JULIA{ FILBERT, OTTO .11:: MILLER, I= EWIMI WILLIAMSPORT, PA MILL, ON CANAL WEST OF MAYNARD STREET. OFFICE AT TILE MILL. W. F. CRANE, MIEN/. ELLIS P. MOORE d: CO., LUAII3ER MERCIIA yrs, NO. 620 BEACH ST., =II =I =I CAIt BUILDEItt;',CAIIINET MAKERS . kt UNDERTAILIIRS' LUMBER = WAT NIT'I ABll CHERRY, CIIEsTst - r. nwi 43...1) %INF. Always Oil ha 011 P:a Oen lar attottli.. paia 1. hidplug R MOV . A ITII OSNIUN'S COAL AND Wool) YARD ! The shot, Coal and Wood Yard ha. been romovisl to tho enil end of tho Jordan Bridge, Si /t"Ell SI I/E, tt hot . o he conntantly kept n 11111 1 111111 1 . 11/I.ppir of Egg, Stove Nut end Chestnut Coal, nelocted from llin lust tUturth In the country. 0 El R COAL le under cover—and It lo to the lotero+t of every en to perelhooe DRY.AND SCREENED COAL 4u - S large stock of hit kinds of good Wood contd.!' y 011 111.1 d. 1111 d delivered to oil parts of the city at the lowest worket prices. as ho kept at tirouirxhat Hecker. CiirTIIIS IS THEPEOPLE'S COAL YAHD.naI. Our Coal Is selected from the best sullies In tho Lehigh region, tool knowing this to be the fact and that It will give perfect satisfaction, there is o se Orden.g to refund the looney. All wu auk lx atrial, tern bat store. FRANKLIN SMITH July loth COAL. CONSUMERS, LOOK TO YOUR IN7'EREWT ! P. 11. STELTZ Hereby Inform• the ettllena of Allentown, and the pub lit In &renewal, that ha la prepnred to furulale all kludu of CO - A L from hie well stocked Yard, formerly 11. (loth S Co.'o, at the Lehigh Bashi, in the City of Allentown where ho will conelantly keep on hand a full onpply of all in of Coal, at the very leveret market price. Die coal la nice awl clean, from the very mine, and In ninthly auperior to any offered in Allentown. ' Ile will still Coal liy the CAR LOAD, at very small fite, as lei Intend,. to do 11111.1111,ni1110 prinriple iif quick lialee and tlmall Vrollte. (DTP hint a call, and upon comparing prlcee you can jitilire for yonreelvea. ,Ile will dll, Cool noon nll to ROY Dort of tho City neon orders being left at the Yard, dr Weii.lieltner's store POWDER AGENCY Ar!Tt for Lehigh count• for thr Comphay." Prep... 4 at nll burn to deliver naperlor Mining awl Illantlug Pmeder, Spdrting Pow dor. SPartlalf Powder lu Arun and raakter. Fie.. ate. at ally point and 4 I°,' l -'") . q:«"?,V 1 1(..F T 4 9 .7.;': 1 117,i'lid O l t i l n ll , „rn i t ( r ' :e t t: Orue ' r ' :hy moll proglllllY 111 0 , 1. tilar 31.11 REMOV A L TREXLER & BROTHERS, =I L U M B E R, Irby announce to their Mond,. and patron,. that !hay moat I,IIOVIA front their old aloud to their NEW YARD, near the corner o f Truth and Hamilton iitteeili, formerlytwctipleil by Ilritiois di Miller, as a Littalier Yard, where they will cougantly keep on hand it large and iteitioated itilick of LUMBER, ...It a. all klrals Or PINE, HEMLOCK, CHESTNUT, POPLAR, SHINGLES PICKETS, LATHS, &c. Is fact cverythi q ► usually ktlit by tho trade. SWAN Made of lumber cut to ardor at abort notice Thankfal for poet favor, wo trust our friend, n• well at the public In aeuerah will gloo Ur a roll at our New Yard. whore we will use our best oudeavora toreador mal efaction both as regard, quality and prices. Coot ZI P S-ll Fur Pure Water, rutirely tatetess, durable awl relia ble: ,k l u.tl to rho goo.1.4.1.13•11Iontol lnuttp, all .t less than halt u t ,ney trimly err t to I.' non-fr ettl nne can It In repair. EMI= 11,r' TO CONSU PTIVES.—The 'adTertiser, having been vextored to health Inn few weeks, by • very simple remedy, after having suffered several years NV iilll3 severo lung affection, and that dread disease, Com. so:option. is anxious to snake known to till fellow suffdrers the menus of core. To all •tvlio desire It, ho will send • copy of the prescription need (free of charge), with the direr , Pons for preparing and nob the same, which they will end a sure cure for Conenmption, Anthrna, Drouchills, dm. The only object of the advortiger io evading the Prescrip tion le to benefit the afflicted. nod woad Information which Ile (manatees to Lb invaltlable; and be hopes every sufferer will try his remedy, an It Iv' cunt them nothing and may prove a blessiug. Parties wishing the prescription velli_please address, lire. EDWARD A, WILSQII._ • ' , Willisdasburg,Klodd Ou.. K. Y. VOL. xxiii srEcTAci.Ests SPECTACLES!! RYE OLASEIIIB, &c. A large and complete amiorluntnt or all kloda or , Ir. Spectacle..., Ey.e. Olaxacr, &c.. at CHAS. S. MASSEY'S, NO. 23 EAST HAMILTON STREET, Having devoted a great d^ril of care and attention to the Spectacle Miran , a for th'ne Ppit few yearn, I find tint my linalnetor In that Pirresceil no nine). that I have de• trimmed to mei, it it SPECIALITY. There In no article mann fr clared la willed there it Xrl Muth deception paean lineal an there la in Spectacle (shore'. Knowing that the NAAR have. blot frequently humbugged by partiaa pre tending to nuperior ar.iele of Olivi,^e, and ch‘rding exorbitant pr.t., for Jaen, thereby franking upon lira an ent...Mk/4 and Illaraddas of RV. h..' taken patina to ar• lent a large add cut:inlet° 11A511111114.111 of, tho fluent and ben (M a ter' ever mann/actor. I, thus affrding all persona needing Slim:tries an opportunity or purcitaglng at rra• 110Illthie price, Vernon. hayingany illfGeulty In being suited obiewhem will do well to give rue a call, an I feel confident that no 1.11 will fall to be 'mite d. Remember the old stand, Ni.. ft Flout II unilllon street. oppoalta the Ger• man Hu:unsaid Church Allentown Par. juu . _ T ..., LAZARUS & MORRIS' PERFECTED SPECTACLES AND EYE-GLASSES ONE OP TIIE AT THE nous OF MESSRS. KELLER BROS., Jewelers, TWO DAYS ONLY, MONDAY AND TUESDAY AUGUST 30 AND 31, 1309, Ile attend. for the purpose of anninting Meows. Keller Dn.. In FITTING TILE LYE IN DIFFICULT Olt UNU SUAL CASES. Thoce noffering from impaired or dineaned vision aro recommended to avail themselven of thin op portunity. Our Spectitclen and Eye-Glamen are acknowledged to he tho most perfect anntetance to night ever manufactured. and ran alscityc be relied upon as nifording perfect once and comfort whllo ntrengthening and preserving the Eye. most thoroughly. Ignt-We take occaxion to notify themlc that wo em ploy no pediern, nod to motion tigninct Dome Pres landing to have our goods for BRIO. au23-lf 02111 erroceries,. Probisions, THE RIGHT PLfikel: TO R EV. E. FENSTERMACHER, CORNER OF TENTH AND 11.1511LTGN STREETS, ALLENTOWN, l'A., krthe place to boy all Muds of PROVISIONS, At chair Pokey, " 'oo ' " APPLES, PEACHES ORANGES AND LEMONS POTATOES, SALT, Also, all kinds of IMPORTED DRIED FRUIT, . such as . PEARS, PRUNES, lIAISTNS, CHERRIES, &c., Always on hand a good assortment of the best quality of GROCERIES of all descriptions. Do not miss tho place, corner of Tenth and Hamilton, to buy good things at ressonsitle prices. aog :stf E. FENSTERDIACHER. np 15-11 EIZEZI FLOOR OIL CLOTH, 4.4. 5-4 and 5.4 lo New end Elegaut Beefy. dill Lotorr In Price. • KRAMER'S OLD CORNER.. J. JENNIES, PHOTOGRAPHER, (Late of Philadelphia,) has taketi the Gallery, No. 11 EAST HAMILTON STREET, Formerly occupied by R. P. Larnereux. where persons co et FIRST-CLAS PICTUR tken a REASONA- BLE og PRICES. A trial to all that Is ES needed to d •ethify every COME ONE! COME ALL! If you wool Photoeraphe, Codexo do V kitvo, Vlgnettex, Photo Bllnlttturex. Ambro• types, Atelaulotypee, Forrutypeo. etc. (live us a trial. J. JEANES . nu 4.10 . Successor to R. P. Latueroux. FOWLING PIECES, At reduced prices, Revoleere, Powder llortui,Shot Begs, Perctwolon Cups, etc. by C. 4'. Wolfertc, 40. 3d East Hamill. Street. sop 15-ly MEM IMPORTANT TO SHIPPERS DENNISON'S AND LOCKWOOD'S TAGS AND SHIPPING CARDS AT WANUFACTURERS' PRICES REGISTER OFFICE. ABLE KNIVES, FORKS, SPOONS 1. COFFEE MILLS. &c., et C. F. WOLFEIITZ'S Store, N 0.36 Loot llotolltou Street. oep IS-IF PIANOS AND ORGANS.. Prices greatly reduced for cash. New 7 Octave Mauus t grat-clues make. tor V 275 and upward. hew Cabin Organ,. for * 45 and upward. Hecood- Laud 1 °strum. from IMO to 41175. Monthly litatallineuts received. and atrumentii for rent. Warerounia. No. 481 Broadway • tier, V. 11(1RACE W ATEBS. 420 HURIAL LOTS FOR SALE.-- - The underaigned oiler for male 4% now Cente• tary iota immedlately adjoinl•g the.Uuton Cemetery. on Tenth street, The lute will he .old by subscription. nod immediately after the whole tooftber ate disposed of they will be awards ed by lot lu the Mutt° manner a. 14 the organization of the Union Aekordottoo. Pieta or taittOi Of the Mt . ..WM.... be area at our o MCo. toy 12 GOOD St lIUIIL CI=I Ladln ?order• MILLIKEN'S, . 1128 CHESTNUT ST., PILILADELPHIA. I= LINENS HOUSE FURNISHING GOODS LARGEST LINEN STOCK IN THE CITY- OUR OWN IMPORTATIONS PRICES GREATLY REDUCED I BEST IRISH LINENS, TABLE LINENS by the Yard. TABLE CLOTHS, ell elle , NAPKINS AI)N 11014.1E5, TOWELING% all klude, LINEN SHENTINUIL every width PILLOW CASINGS, . Ladles' mild &etas' Lluen Handkerchiefs, Llueul.• Al Ft - Pugh Csuibrics, Nursery Diapers, &c., e. • WAUTAMTRIIII Or • .AIILLIKEN'S SHIRT BOSOMS Hot ßlankets for Cribs. Single Beds. Double and Extra Blies el Blankets, dr. Full limo. of TIALLAIII/VILLE, OILBEKTU. SItAKEE WELSH, SAXONY , SILK WARP. &c. DOMESTIC MUSLINS, COTTON BIIEETINOS, WHITE GOODS, PIANO, MELODRUN AND TA lila 00 Orden from the i a-ad" "d by mall GEORGE • MILLIKEN, • lirbicli v 4,0,1,6 Svectadro 'ALLENTOWN, PA CELEBRATED MaMM 1=1! AND MANUFACTURERS AND PUT UAIUS or BLANKETS FLANNELS Prices kept down to the lowest point LINEN IMPOATER, 1128 CHESTNUT STREET, BRANCH STORE. ECEI ARCH STREET. ' . .PHAADELPIK,I. Mali Japer anb stationeru. SCHOLARS, ATTENTION 1 PUPILS, PARENTS AND ALL OTHERS WHO NEED BOOKS OR STATIONERY Are Invited to call at No. 35 West Homilton Street, (Walk - crio otond, ) four doors below Eighth litreet, where you will find large and complete clock of all kind oof School Books aced in thin county, at the lowest cash prices. A full line of LATIN, GREEK, GERMAN loud FRENCH boaki. for Colhotes, Academies and School, always ua hand; tit the lowest rates. A full aitiotAmiint of Stationery, Blank Books, Menni• ratolum, Pocket Uoo:, i, Comb, Picture, Ster eoscopes and Views, A' hiliOW PUP .% An. • hold 01 1 1 . v ary lowest cash pr , rec Engski, and ti q m a n packet and (amity Bibles, Prayer Books nod ity MD Book, A large and oplendid stock of Miscellauotioo Booko Prosu and Poetry, nod Sooday School Book, All the re quisites for Sunday Schools olwayo uu baud lot Philadel phia Price, We are closing out our clock of WALL PAPER at coot. Agent for the role of BRADBURY'S CELEBRATED PIANOS. Plow, give me a colt when you wish to purchase.l E. MOSS, au 18.5 to) Haugh on St., below Eighth, Allentown, Pa. /Boat fßalters. R E . OVA L. T 1 1 LE NT ' S _ 7 oli & WHOLESALE AND RETAIL BOOT AND SHOE STORE HAS BEEN REMOVED TOME S. IV. Corner of HAMILTONami SIXTH STS., NOR. 38 AND .10, whore they are now• prepared to receive their patron.. The WHOLESALE DEPARTMENT 101111t•Cl. THE LARGEST STOCK OF GOODS IN THIS VICINITY, A great quantity of the work being of their own make and the balance from the beat manufacturers in the country. THE RETAIL DEPARTMENT Will be conducted ne heretofore. June SO-'O9 .111 HOOTS AND All the leading styles on band or made to measure Prima tired LOW FIGURES uu Illustrated Price List with in.tructions for selLmetteurement sent on receipt of Poet Office addrem WM. F. BARTLETT, :13 South tilltb street, above Chestnut Philadelphia. plumbing anb gais Sixturro. GAS FIXTURES. • ADDIS & ROBERTS, !KN. = NO. 136 WEST HAMILTON STREET, ITIMZEII2I GEORGE GAAS' NEW BUILDING), ALLENTOWN All kiwi,. of flax Fixtures of the Lott tank , r 4 Hydrants ydraulic Mann, Lift nud Force Pumps, DEEP WELL PUMPS; Bath Tube, Water Closets Chunlr itg Boilers. J... &el Special attention given to pe• .g rip Portable Dan Wrks In town or country. All v *minted. apr My. G AN FIXTURES AND KEROSENE LAMPS IT= - MERIDIAN BURNER, &trod uud Ilext lu the uutrkut. It given filo 11011.4 ❑uh of nay burner mad, couLTEn, JONES & CO., MANUFACTURERS AND WHOLESALE DEALERS 702 ARCII ST., PIIILADA 112 M STRATTONN PORTABLE AIR GAS MACHINE. I= SAVE NONE Y Rr -VA KING YOUR 011'N GAR. • THE CHEAPEST LIGIIT IN USE. Stratton's Gas Machine for illumlnallug Hotels, Private Residence. Stores, Hills, etc., In simple In construction, consumes all the material used In the moue facto re of gas, nod is no cheap as to brlug it within the roach of all. it Is free frotu explosion, eau be managed by any person, and produces a superior fight l others,. at one•holf the cost of ordinary burning gas. IndFIRE IS APPLIED TO THE AI'PARATUS. It can ho attached to ordluary gag pipes and Sutures, the uuly variation being In the eulargentent of the burnerjets. All parts of the apparatus are made In the most thorough and workmanlike in:tuner. Superiority ver unmet:lnes Is daunted In tile follow lug particulars : over Cost of Construction. Second, Illuminating Capae. Ity. Third. Compactness and Simplicity . , and cuusequeut Impossibility of its getting out of order. Fourth, Economy In nee of material. A machine capable of supplying ton burners cont. $75. Any further luformallon will be given and the workless of the machine explained by calling upon tlio agent for Lehigh comity. C. W. STUDER, WALNUT STREET, CORNER OP PENN. (•lOVI COLLEtII4.) ALLENTOWN PA 'UT J. EVERETT'S NEW PATENT SCAPULAR SHOULDER BRACE AND STRAP SUPPORTER. No straps ender the arms. Perfectly comfortable, soa• tentically made, and benellchtl. SO North 7t h St., below Arab PhlladeluLla. Trustier, Settltortcr., Elands Stocklugft, cruichos, 11c., lowert stirea la the city. Lady stlteutlaut. nap 15 J. STEWART DEPEIit,. s IY SOUTH SECOND STREET, ABOVE SPRUCE, PHILADELPHIA. .7 1 NOW llffero mru•ual a.4l.TOsent of CARPETS, .1; to n. 11.0T u l t D: ;, N y 'i r l e N a D c i e l D d prices. r. m g ia ll f A , r e 3N . (X s 11 lbw Duble. id I r COOPER At. CONARD, S. E. COIL 9TH & MARKET STS., PHILADELPHIA, •re uuw lit the full title of an Inane.. Ftll end Winter husineuu. ♦lr: that of .applying their frlendu nail patrons with milabla gantla at tolerate price, from it fretat huge •tuck. Ladies' Cloaking's, Ludiee• Cloaked, Shawls, Wraps, Flue Silk Poplins, Wool Poplins. Plaids, 3000 Tards Block Silks, Fun Mourning Stook, Kid Gloves, Ties, de., Piano Covered, Linen Table Damasks. Large Blanket Show, Camedimeres, Cloths, Bored Fine Clothing. Among the. will La found sonic very great baortalaa attractive to every buyer. COOPER & CONARD. B. E. COB. 9i•u MARKET BTH., =I OEM MARKET STREET IS THE 93sa • cheapest and beat place to buy Choi. Tobacco lio ( O l ll.l; 4 l.l b a y ry th . o a b o o d g. Jones & Bou's Tobacco savvier. on hand at low rule. Meerschaum Pipes. Briar. French. nod other styles can ho bad h•oa to suit customers, either wholesale or retail. JOHN LEES. Wholesale and retail Jobbing ((none and id•nulantmr of Cigars, hl RH ET Ht. nor 174( TVNDALE, MITCHELL do WOLF, 707 CHESTNUT ST., FIIILADA CHINA, GLASS AND FANCY GOODS, WHITE FRENCH CHINA, BEST PARISIAN GRANITE DECORATS - D TRA et TOILRT HICTB. = FANCY GOODS FOR HOLIDAY' PRESENTS 110. CRESTS, MONOGRAMS. nud INITIALS painted on China and engraved on Glue In the beet manner. • Boot 0 °oda and Lowest 0 . 4114 Prim,. nor 17.1 m uov 5.0 m ALLENTOWN, PA., WEDNESDAY MORNING, DECEMBER 1, 1869 13r2 GOON. MIND YOUR ,BUSINESS And look to your interests, by reading and heeding what ice have to say here, to the people of Atientaisti. Afresh declaration of war! A new onslaught upon high prices. No tear pri ces in 1869. The wa• closed four years ago. Old fogy merchants don't sena to knots it. Dry Goods and Carpets are down. Ohl stock bought at high prices, • The people will not buy. New goods, good goods, cheap goods, Is what they want. Down With the rotten credit sgitteni. Cash! Cash Briogs the bargains. Slow coach merchants must awake From their Rip Pau Winkle sleep. Mike up! buy cheap! sell cheap! And let the people know it. Follow in the wake of Foxler'x New York Store at Alleakarot We aro keeping tlo• bull rolling. 1,, , t week e loud grat rush. WH. ull KEEP IT I'u MI. d,,rkllrg to our Moro from ix , arouud. 11iWri4 Easton left out in the cold. Reading and Bethlehem nowhere Philadelphia beaten °Wright. New York itself not ahead. And why 7 Because with alight expenses we can sell eve. lower in Allentowu than In our New York Stores. All It needed was the disposition to do It, and we have it. Ours la the only store in Oda part of tha country directly and constantly connected with the NeW Ydrk market. We solicit) our trade this fall and rotator. We Will alive you from 441 to 40 on every *lO worth of Dry Goods you buy. The Hama upon Brussels and I ugrala Carpets. Customers Cu,, come from a distant.° without fear of our advertisements being overdrawn. We sell 51errimack Prints at 12% cents, splendid yard wide Montt 12i gouts. Wool Flannels 2 . 2 cents, IA bite Ulaukets 44 per pair, heavy all wool Ctuolmere, 75 coots ; Silk Lustre Alpaca., Si and 55 cents; Paper Malthus, 12% cents; Coats' Cotton, 7 cbt.; all wool Ingrain Carrot, $l. FOSTER'S NEW YORK CITY STORE, ALLENTOWN, PA. SEAMAN & TRA 17 SOUTH MAIN STREET, BETII LE HEM BLACK Grue Ornki SILKS, BLACK DIIAB D'YRANCE SILKS, BLACK TAFFETA SILKS. The largest nod vhrro pest lisliortlinOnt of SI LKS we have ever buil the pleas are of altering lLi• Public„ - - - - • CHOWS VEIY STILES FA.SQP .SILKS,• SEAMAN S: TRAEGER FRENCH SILK POPLIN, MARBLE POP LINS, PLAIN POPLINS. SEAMAN 4:-TRAEGER. BLACK ALPAVAS, la an graded, Crow the 10, umber. to thu fluent Mohair. eOLORED ALP.4C.4.5,101pric0., very chm , SEAMAN A: TRAEGER DRESS 000Dri lu every variety of Plata sod Fancy Styleo, BLEACHED and UNBLEACHED SHEETINGS )o SHIR7'INGS In very Inrgo ...ortme.t. CHECKS. TICKINOS mud DENIMS. SHAWLS. Large and extensive s•sorttnent of BLACK THIBET, BR OCHE and PAISLEY, BLANKET, CHE NILLE, 31ISSES', In great variety of size and colors. SEAMAN & TRAEGER. SPECIAL ATTENTION Is replested to our egunt and complete line el LADIES DRESS TRIM MMS, coneletiug lu purl ur BULLION and TASSELS, FRINGE, REAL GUIPURE nod BRUSSEL LAVE, GIMPS, BRAIDS, NEW STILE FLUTED TRIM /111EG, he IteTTONS lu enema hundred different etyles. SEAMAN & TRAEGER. HOSIERY, GLOVES, UNDER CLOTH ING for LADIES', CHILDREN and GEN TLEMEN. WOOLEN YARNS, &c. SEAMAN S TRAEGER. FLANNELS, nit Widtll4? . MA. Whit,Blne. and Plain. Lieu! Genuine Ilusae-mndla SEAMAN & TRAEGER ZEPBYR DORSTED, GERMANTOIVN WOOL, CASHMERE YARNS, EMBROIDER ED WORSTED WORK, and a full assortment to that line. SEAMAN & TRAEGER. ' lIT MAI I. we send samples of eel QUO , III capable of be ing lout by sample through the wail with prices attached to each piece. We find this to be a great convenience to parties usable to personally visit us. SEAMAN & TRAEGER. FAMILY CiIIOCERIES Sta le and Veiny. nicely kep temptingly gotten up S E A MANt Qualities. & TRAEGER. CROCKERY. ovary thing requirtql lu that Itur for Lou keepfug purpomec 'SEAMAN kt TRAEGER Tuba, Patin. Buckets, and all /Soda a Wooden W used In lion.ekeoplng. SEAMAN TRAEGER. g 4IL ne t t a t t:z i ngy Produce taken to exchange I. SEAMAN & TRAEGER. We are ioulearorlng to keep a full line of every art In the way of Dry Doodr, Smolt Worrx, Nolitinc, 6 redrs, Crockery, IVooden Wore. nod In fact everytl (except Corinne) to be foam! lu at recall .tore. BEAM AN• & TRA ELI ER', lEEE MAIN STREET, mop •r: 210. THIN IS BIRD'S. 210 Thankful for part forum, aad hoping for future patron of ill d o ha•e 011 honr.l ala a great earlatirof sTocKnio innx ercrlptl GERMANTOWN, EUREKA AND GERMAN Whol.mole awl cut all, am cltrap OP any boom. In thin C el r i.. ! i v.tiur RIMAIAS LtAILAWRAL YARN a 'l9-Largo aanorlaneut of HOSIERY, SHIRTS AND DRAWERS e.u..d full, retruletr mule, rrry elft4r i t omAtivi xay S-:113 210 Poplar St., above 2d, 1.1111.,1 NEW FIRM 1 NEW GOODS! FRIEDENSVILLE AHEAD MEE SHELLY .AND WIFITNER having pitrelowied the Erledenstrille store, have riveted an entire new stork of goods whirl. will he sold to lowan the lowest. NO USE NOW Tit ho TO THE CITY FOR ANY THINti, for you can get it there. DRESS (100DS, PRINTS, DELAINES, MUSLIN& SIIEBTINGS of all grades:lN at all pries, The flues) stock of Groceries lu thn crosmdtT• hardware In Its variety. Chioa,,Cilasii and Crociterywara • large assortment. We trove employed the services of a FIRST-CLASS CITY TAILOR, and ae we have an extensive stock of Cloths. Casetmeree and "Ye'stings all bought at the lowest whole/mt. prim,. we are prepared to manufacture SUITE TO 01L1M3.. to as good style and at as low prices as they can be bought Ale In Philadelphia. MirXIM 000DSRECRIVED IMEFEI WORM OF WISDOM FOR FOUNG MEN on the Ruling Pualon In Tooth and Early Manhood, with HELY HELP for the erring and unfortassno gent In *soled letter envelopes, free of chart*. Aidomm. HOWARD MISOCIATION, Box P. PhilodolpMa;ll. , May A E • • CAUGHT IN HER OWN TRAP. Ellen Lamprey and Clara Edgerton were walking slowly along a vine-embowered path in Newport. The latter was moody and thoughtful, while the former was watchful of all that transpired about her. By and by a gehtleman entered the path not fur in advance, and approached them. Ellen saw him ; but Clara did not. "here—let us step into this arbor. 0I what beautiful flowers. See I" And thus speaking Ellen Lamprey rather dragged than led her companion into the arbor. The gentlethan passed, and there was a cloud upon his brow. Something had evi -1 dently wrought unpleasantly upon his feel ings. Ellen marked the fact, and an exultant expression flashed up into her face. She had accomplished her object. The gentleman was Wallace Parker, a young man of a good family, whose father had recently died Intestate. The elder Parker had once been wealthy ; but a financial crash had swept away his fortune, and hurried himself to the grave. So Wallace had entered upon the practice of the' Law, and was struggling hard to earn name and fame in his own right. Weary and faint from hard study he had conic down to Newport to rest and recuperate ; but he could not stay long, for he had not the SEAMAN ce.: TRAEGER. means. SEAMAN & TRAEGER SEAMAN A: TRAEGER SEAMAN tk: TRAEGER BETIILEIIKM ZEPHYRS MELLY & WHITNER, ritinntrieviLls, PI. A PASSING WISH O for the life of a Gipsy A stroug-armed t barefoot girl ; And to have the wind for a waiting-maid To keep my hitir In curl To bring me scent of the violet, Anci z tae red rose, and the pine ; And at night to spread my grassy bed— Alt l wouldn't it be divine ? O for the life of a Gipsy! So gloriously free ; Through the world to roam, and to and a home 'Nem.h every greenwood.tree ; To milk my cow In the meadow, 'Wherever she chanced to stand : • And to have my cornfields planted Ily every lad In the land I • 0 for the life of a Gipsy! With the dew to fringe toy gown ; And to have the sun for a sweetheart To come and kiss me brown ; To take each little chubby-cheek • That I chose, nod call her mine, And teach her to tromp from camp to camp-- Alt I wouldn't it be divine? O for the life of a Gipsy ! To lie in the lacy shades ; And to predict sweet fairings To all the village maids; To give them caps of pretty flowers, ' And shaWls of wool so white, And troops of lovers to sing them songs At their window-panes at night ! O for the life of a Gipsy! • To hunt the hare for play; ' And to take my trap on my shoulder And hie away and away— Away to the Scuts by the water, When the stars began to shine—. To my glad wild crew, with hearts so true— ! wouldn't It be divine? O for the life of a Gipsy ! To be up at the dawning gray ; And to have my dog, like my shadow, • Beside me all the day ; To have a hat of plaited straw, And a cloak of scarlet dye, And shoot like a light through the glens at night, And make the owlets cry G for the life of a Gipsy ! To roam the wide world through; To have the wind for a waiting-maid, And the sun for a sweetheart true ; TO say to my restless conscience, Ile still ; you arc no more mine! And to hold my heart beneath my art— Ali I wouldn't it be divine I Alice Cary, in Harper'e Ifagazini for December In happier days, when ho had been prospec tive heir to half mmilliom he had often met Clara Edgerton, and had learned to love her, though no words of love had ever been spoken. In fact, they had been almost too young then to seriously venture upon such a topic. But they were older now. Wallace was four and twenty, and Clara only five years younger. And now they bud met again—lie under the cloud of misfortune, while she held in her own right a fortune greater than that which his father had lost. Is it a wonder that a hundred men, young and old, paid especial court to Clara Edger ton ? And is It a wonder that a man like Wallace Parker, should have been backward in claiming her especial notice? Ellen Lamprey had no heart to love, but she fancied Wallace Parker ; she had penetration enough to see that he was a better man than were most of those to whom the ladies of fash ion paid court ; and, furthermore, she saw the possibilities he would surmount, and could look forward to the bright career that he wits opening before him. She was a crafty girl, and calculating. She could not hope to en trap a wealthy lover who was young and handsome ; so she meant to entrap Wallace Parker, if she' could. She knew that there had been an intimacy between him and Clara in the other times, and she could plainly see that their hearts yearned toward each other still, however much the young lawyer himself may have been in the dark. Site had a gamo to play. She knew very well that Wallace had come out into the garden in the hope of meeting Clara. She had not only prevented the meeting, but she had made it appear to the gentleman that the lady had purposely avoided " I declare !—there goes 'Wallace Parker,— and lie didn't even give us the honor of a sa, lute !" cried Ellen, after the young man hail ME Clara started, and looked up, and preaently aid,— " Ile has no heart for anything but Lis pro MEM " Aml he will need to srek to his profession a Mug time before he can resume his old stand in society," suggested Ellen. " Yes—yes." It was all Clara answered ; and she was again thoughtful. That evening Ellen Lamprey met Wallace Parker upon the veranda, and ho offered her his arm. lie could do no less. seeing that she hed sought his side. Ellen adroitly led the conversation until it touched upon Clara Edgerton. " By the way, Mr. Parker, I had always thought that you and Miss Edgerton were good friends." " I trust we are friends still," returned the gentleman, in a low, hopeful tone. " I had thought so," resumed the plotter, "until she avoided you to-day, in the garden. And I should not have thought so much of that if she had not, when we were alone, spoken— Rut I had better keep my own counsel." Wallace Parker was human, and he wished to know, what. Clara Edgerton had said of him. At length, with much apparent relue: lance, Ellen told him,— " She said you had mio heart." " What I Did Clara Edgerton say that ?" " Yes. And she said you would have to stick to your profession a long time before you could regain the position you had lost in society." "Oh I I had not thought that of her ! But what else could I expect? Bah I they arc a cold and heartless set l" " You do not mean that Miss Edgerton is cold and heartless 4" " She Is under the influence. She must be, or she would not have spoken those words." " Well, well," said Ellen, with a light laugh, " she Is very soon to be. under a new influence. She goes from here to be married. to to Mr. Ilapgobd." " To Giles Hapgood ?" • " Yes—the banker." "Itut he le old enough to LI her father I" " And worth a Million I" added Ellen Big-. nificantly. And new triumph was In the I sparkle of her eve when she saw 'Wallace Par- ker's lip curl with derision, and saw scorn and contempt in his every feature. During the forenoon of the following day Ellen Lamprey observed Clara Edgerton and Giles Hapgood, out In one of the footpaths, walking very cosily, arm-in-arm, and appar ently engaged in very earnest conversation.— She hunted up Wallace Parker, and brought him out into the balcony that ho might see it. He did see it, and his look plainly showed that he was unhappy ; and Ellen Lamprey fancied that he looked to her for sympathy— that his heart was warming toward her as it shrank away front the love of Clara. She determined to lose no time. During the afternoon of that same day Ellen drew Clara out into the garden, and after a light run of by-play, she carefully introduced the subject of Wallace Parker. "He will not remain here much longer," she said : " and for one lam glad of it. I can endure almost anything better than trench. cry." "Treachery !—and on the part of Wallace Parker 9" " Yes." " What do you mean, Ellen ?" "Since it has come to this, Clara, I will speak. I accepted Mr. Parker's prOffered arm upon the veranda last evening. We spoke of you. I had supposed that you }were on the most friendly terms: but, judge of my sur prise, when he announced to me, in direct and unqualified terms, that you were cold and heartless !" " Did Wallace Parker say that ?" The voice was startled aud.quivering. " Yes,—and I expostulated. But he per- sisted, He said you Were throwing yourself away under the very worst of influences." " 0, Ellen, I cannot believe that Mr. Parker spoke soberly." A brilliant idea struck the plotter. She would make a bold move. "My dear Clara," she said, "ht order that you may know exactly how he can speak of you, suppose you hear him for yourself? If you will take your seat in this arbor this eve ning, I will lead Wallace Parker this way, and he shall speak of you as ho pleases in your hearing." At first Clara Edgerton refused to listen to the proposition ; but after a time she stiffen de:ed. She did really wish to know if Wal lace Parker disliked her. The blow would be a cruel one ; but she had better know the Huth, even at the worst. So she finally said 1 that she would be In the arbor at nine o'clock. Ellen Lamprey had no doubt of her suc cess. she had so far won upon Parker, that he was ready at any time to wait upon her at her bidding, and she felt sure-ifAe could lead him to the garden, that she coutr draw from him bitter words against Clara. But one of her most potent weapons was to be *ranched from her without her knowledge. Tint evening, as Wallace Parker sauntered out upon the driveway after ten, he met Giles liapgood, and the banker was muttering - and cursing to himself. "Eh 1 Ilapgood ! What on earth Is the matter? Stocks down I" "Down flat?" returned Hapgood, rallying. " Have you lost heavily 1" " I have lost heavily, and for all time." " I am sorry.'' Presently the banker looked up with a grim MEI _ "It isn't money, Parkdr. 0, no,—not quite 'so bad as that. I fancied, this afternoon, that I had lost my heart ; but I guess I shall find it again. You can keep a'secret " The•seeret of a friend is with me a sacred ME "Then, my boy, I'll te:l you frankly,— Clara Edgerton has retbsed my hand !" "Refused you r " Aye, and that isn't the worst of it. When I asked her why she had allowed me to bask in the sunlight of her smiles, she fell to weep. Ing, and begged of me to forgive her. She said she sought it at the hands of a father Egad I think of it ! What'a cut, eh r " lint she was honest." "So she was, my boy. She had clung to me, taking shelter under my gray hairs—so that she might escape the persecution of at- tention from the hundred and one fulsome flatterers that hovered around her. This ,afternoon I could have cursed her ; but now I can only curse my own stupidity, while I have come really to honor and respect the i•pure hearted girl.who was willing to place so much confidence in Giles linpgood." The approach of another party interrupted the conversation, and Wallace shortly after ward returned to the house, where Ellen Lam prey met him upon the piazza. lie would have avoided her, but she took his arm, and claimed him as her priconer ; and by and by she led him to the garden. Little dreamed she, as she prepared for the attack, what he Lad heard ,within the hour. When they had entered upon the flower flanked avenue Ellen spoke of Clara Edger ton. She spoke at first sympathizingly and lovingly—then pityingly—and then she grad ually verged upon the condemnatory. The arbor was now not far distant, and she must make a final stroke. This she did by speaking of Clara's approaching marriage with Mr. Ilapgood, at the same time adroitly working in a repetition of the story she had before told of the lady's hurAlt treatment of himself. The arbor was reached, and Ellen stopped for her companion's reply. She felt sure it would bo a bitter one. Wallace Parker took her hand, and looked doWn into her face, lie had heard the words but thug had not so much place in his mind as had other words which he had that evening heard from the lips of Giles Hapgood. "Miss Lamprey," lie said, slowly, and al. most sternly "you and I had better come to an understanding at once. I um willing to believe that you are mistaken. At all events, I will never believe that Miss Edgerton could willingly or intentionally speak ill of me until I can hear and Judge for myself. When you first told me what she had—" "0 ! Mr. Parker I In mercy's name I" But Mr. Parker did not heed the luterruptlo " What Clara had said of me, I was grieve M2,',M2=l MIS Ellen Lamprey trembled like an aspen, and could not speak. -Her companion continued : " Never, while I can kelp it, shall the bright vision of Clara Edgerton, as a pure and bless ed spirit of light, be wrested from me. As God is my judge, I believe her to be incapable of deceit.. lint, if she has faults, I do not wish to know them. I took her image into, my soul years ago, and I wish to hold it there, enshrined in purity. Had not dire misfortune come upon mo'l would dare to go to her, and ask her if she despised me ; but now—noW—" "She can speak without the asking I" soun ded a voice from the arch_of the arbor. "0 I Wallace—how blind you have been l—hove blind ! And all these years I have had no heart, •no love, that was not yours!" • And Clara Edgerton, advancing from the sheltering bower, gave her hand to Wallace Parker, and rested her hcattupon his bosom ; while Ellen Lamprey, almost bereft of sense, shrank away to the house, her stePe tottering' and uncertain, like unto the steps of One who is drunk with ranch wino. • On the very nest morning, without het' breakfast, Ellen Lamprey left New Port. She could not bear to witness the happiness of the pair she had edught to put for ever asunder, nor did she care to remain after the story of the ridienlens manner in which site bad got caught in her own trap should have leaked out. Iu the joyous event which legitimately grew out from all this apes Hapgood did himself in finite credit and honor. He demanded and received the privilege of acting as groomsman at the wedding.— ALMOST A GHOST STORY---A REAL INCIDENT. DY GRACE GREENWOOD On a Christmas night, some fifty or sixty years ago, there were gathered around the wide fireplace of a large New England kitchen a happy family circle, consisting of a well-to do farmer, who was eke a magistrate—known far and wido as " Squire Percival"—his come ly wife, two fair daughters, a niece, and last, but not least, a son just home from Yale for the holidays. The night without was seasonably cold, and brilliant with moonlight and starlight. The large stone farm house stood on the brow of a hill behind a protecting line of tall pine trees —the only green in the iyide landscape. The steep hillside and wide valley beneath were heavily blanketed with snow. The early part of the evening had passed merrily with games, jests and song. But for an hour or two the conversation had taken a drift In the realm of the supernatural. One ghost had succeeded another; till, as the "witching time of night" approached and the tire burned low, the circle Instinctively drew closer together, with thrills and shudders of strange spiritual dread, which le yet akin to the keenest pleasure—.an awesome joy, an ex- quisite terror. The solemn soughing of winds among the pines, heard in the pauses of ghostly recitals, added its wondrous, weird effect to TIZEI Just as young John Percival had concluded a wild German legend, which he declared " splendid stuff for dreams," the outside dour was heard, to open suddenly. All looked around more or less fearful, to -see standing on the threshold the slight form ofa fair young woman, clad all in white, and looking strangely pure, and cold; luminous, like in carnated moonlight. " With the glide of a spirit," she came for ward. Her feet were quite bare, and her arms were drooping wearily. Masses of fair hair fell over her shoulders, but her eyes were darks :and fixed with a melancholy state. Iler lips were slightly parted and almost colorless. She came to the circle about the hearth and there paused, standing utterly motionless—a beautiful, appalling figure. Nora moment all the startled group re mained as silent as that strange vlsitor—then one young girl caught her breath in a hyster ical scream, which was instantly answered by a cry from the pale lips of the " woman in white," into whose blank eyes rushed a wild, keen light. Site gazed about her in terror and bewilderment, then glanced down upon her self, and sank cowering upon the floor, cov ering her face with her hands, and giving way to chih'ish paroxysms of weeping. The farmer's wife, a woman of rare sense and presence of mind, at once divined the truth. "She is a sleep-walker I" she said. " She must be half dead with the cold. Girls, bring some wrappings I" Immediately all was bustle. The fanner and his son discreetly vanished from the scone, and the kind mother, daughters, and niece de voted themselves to their bewildered charge, who still wept and sobbed under their kind ministrations, but declared she felt no cold and no pain, though her delicate feet were actually bleeding from her long walk up the icy hillside and over the crusted snow. After having been tenderly put to bed, how- ever,she became sufficiently composed to reply to the few questions put to her. She said she was Lucy Ellett, the niece of the village phy sician ; that she had lately been taken front school, on account of nervousness, and sent to him for medical treatment, but that home sickness and loneliness had made her worse. She had occasionally walked in her sleep, be fore, but only about the house and grounds at home, and on summer nights. " I think the moon bewitches me," she said, smiling through her tears, That night she had, beibre going to bed, looked across the little valley to the pleasant house on the hill, watched the cheerful Christ mast lights gleaming through the pine trees, and longed to be one of the happy party there, though she was a stranger to all. She cried herself to sleep, she said,•and that was all she know of her mysterious midnight trani over snow and stones and ice. Not a tneutory,not a thought could she recall till the moment when she found herself on that hearth, in her aigld-dreas, with BO many wondering eyes upon bet.. "0, dear what do you think of mo Y What can you think of me now r she moaned. " Never mind what we think of you, my poor child," said good motherly Mrs. Perci val, "we /pee you already, so just drink this nice ginger tewand go to sleep." The "poor chilli" got a little natural sleep, and in the morning appeared somewhat less ghostly than the apparition of Christmas night. But she was still very pale, with a, playfully shy, grieved look. She was Suffer ing less than was expected from the exposure, hut more from the nervous shock of the night before, and by the advice of hex uncle, who had been summoned, consented to remain with her new friends for a few days. Young John . Percival was hospitably kind to the invalid guest, not seeming to perceive that she shrank from his attentions in a sell. Hitive disquieted way. Yet when his eye was not on her, she was observed to study his face with a peculiar inquiring expression. She could not remember lutviug.seen that face at the fearful moment of her awakening, and she hoped he had not been a witness of that walking trenee, which she regarded with ab solute horrmr. Finally, on the last day of her visit, finding herself alone with him for a moment, under a desperate impulse, she asked : " Did you, too, see me that night, Mr. Per cival?", lie was touched by the tremble hi the voice and the wistful look in the dark eyes but - he answered honestly : "I cannot deny that I did see you," "0 sir l what must you have thought ?" " Thought? why, I thought if ghosts would always come in such shapes, I would never fear them more." , . . The shy smile and rosy blush that his play ful answer called forth, seemed first to'reveal to the young collegian the pale, sad vision of the, night is." lovely waking flesh-and-blood reality. 1... never heard of Lucy Ellett re-visiting the glimpses of the moon as a soinnatubulist after this, but I did hear that ou another Christmas night she stood on the hearth of the old farm house, dressed all In white, in the midst of the same,facally circle, and that she gazed about her, and said : "I am afraid I am walking in my sleep I again," and that she then put up her hands in a pretty, deprecating way, and added :—"But if I am, John,don't wake mi!" A Lonnot; paper tells of two rival traveling dentiste who arrived' together at a. fair, One hoisted a banner inscribed "Facile Princeps" the other Immediately painted up, on his booth, "Facile Fordepe," and d row the crowd. ROBERT, ITWDELL, Vain anb .ffancp . 3Sol! givinttr, No. 45 EAST HAMILTON STREET, ELEGANT PRINTING LATEST STYLES Stamped Check*, Cards., Circular's. Paper Booka,Conitt tuts. tv . and By-Laa. School Cataloue*. Bill Heads Enrelopes, Letter 'loads Bina of Lading. Way Mile, Tags and Shipping Card*. Posters of any axe, etc., etc., Printed at Short Notice, NO. 48. PROM POVERTY TO OPULENCE. A STRABOU BUT ALLEGED TRUE TALE The Altoona, Pa., Tr ibune is responsible for the tilowlng story, which it pronounces true to 1.1 letter: A young man giving his name as Harry Stewart arrived in Altoona, not long since, in a state of complete destitution and called upon Rev. Mr. Grayer, to whom he stated that his parents huddled in Idaho, leav ing hint alone and penniless; that they had come front England and moved to Idaho when none but Indians infested that territory, and that he had never enjoyed any advantage of education save what hismother had given him. lie had heard in Idaho that in Pennsylvania orphans were given educations for nothing, and he desired to reach Harrisburg to obtain an entrance to one of the State Institutions of learning. The boy appeared ingenious, and greatly interested Mr. Guyer in his behalf, who took him to Mr. John Shoemaker's office. Mr. Shoemaker speedily obtained him a situa tion in Black's planing Mill, but after working three or four hours he came back and stated that he wished to go to Harrisburg. A pass to that place was procured for 'him, and he was sent on his way, those who were willing to befriend him soon forgetting all about hint in the busy cares of life. While in conversation with Mr. Guyer the boy had stated that his mother had left hint some papers which she declared were very valuable,' but which he could not read. When in Harrisburg a sudden thought struck him, and he entered the law office of Mr. It. Min nich, to whom he showed the papers. A brief examination of the documents showed the lat ter their true nature, and he at once telegraph ed to the British Minister at Washington, who in turn telegraphed to the American Minister at London, and In a short time answer was returned that young Stewart was heir to an entailed fortune amounting to $53,000,000 in gold, deposited in the Bank of London, and equal to about $77,000,000 in American cur- rency. This fortune has been lying in the bank for some six generations, and has thus increased to its present vast proportions. Young Stewart's identity as the legal heir to this vast possession, has been fixed beyond doubt, and he will receive the first installment of about $3,000,000 during the present month. What effect the sudden possession of such im mense wealth will have upon the mind and character of a young, uneducated and inexpe rienced boy, remains to be seen. Stewart ap pears to have a largo share of sturdy common sense, a well-balanced, though uneducated mind, and considerable natural shrewdness, and if he is fortunate enough to escape the wiles of the human sharks who will be at tracted by the glitter of his gold, may soon learn to use it for the benefit of his fellow man, and the still further enrichment of himself. Mr. Munich has furnished young Stewart with a traveling companion, a shrewd and talented young railroad engineer named Johnston, whose knowledge of the ways of the world will be a safeguard againgt the temptations of designing persons. A JOKE ON A HOTEL KEEPER. One of our Mainlid hotel keepers was not long since victimized in the following manner : A. B. went to him and engaged board by the week at $lO per week. "Now," said A. 13. - ;. " 1 may be absent occasionally,what deduction will you snake for that I" "Fifty cents a meal and fifty cents a lodging," replied the landlord. Time wore on, and A. B. was sometimes there and sometimes not. After a while the landlord presented a bill for three weeks board —s3o. In a short time A. B. appeared with a counter bill of deduction for meals and lodg ing missed. Meals eaten, three, $1.50 ; lodg ing, seven, $3.50 ; meals missed, sixty, $3O ; lodgings missed, fourteen, $7 ; balance in fa vor of A. 8., $2. The landlord of course was a little astonished at the result of the reckon ing, and therefore said not a word, for the best reason, that he couldn't think of anything that would do justice to the subject. Where upon A. 11., to relieve the landlord's perplex ity, remarked with cool urbanity, "well, never mind the $2 I'll take it out in board." The landlord couldn't see how to keep even with such a boarder, and so the connection between him and A. 13., as landlord and boarder, came to an end.—Portland Oregonian. Woo has not felt with Longfellow that " this is a beautiful world ! I know not what to think of it. Sometimes it is all sunshine and gladness, and Heaven itself is not far off, and then it suddenly changes, and is dark, and sorrowful, and the clouds shut out the day. In the lives of the saddest of us there are days like this, when we feel as if we could take the great world in our arms. Then come gloomy hourei, when the tire will not burn iu our hearts, and all within and without is di's mai, cold and dark 'Believe me, every hearth has its secret sorro*s, :%Vhlch the world knows not, and oftentimes we call a man cold when he is only sad." . . PATnica saw..a bull. pawing la a field, awl thought how amusing it would be to jump over, catch him by the horns, and rubbis nose in Rite dirt. The idea was so funny that he . lay dwn,Q.nd 4..uglipd to think of Tile more he thought of toe Nwier it seemed, and lie determined' to dog. linyus quickly tossed him over the hence again. Sanwa . lult bruised, Patrick leisurely picked himself up, with the cbnsolatary reflection :—" Well,• it la a mighty folue thing I had my laugh feoratj' A SAILOR complained of the power of the captain, and spoke bitterly of the character of tbdcgkippera of the day. " Why," said he, • not long ago, on the coast of Afriker, a cap'n was going to throw one of the crew that was dying overboard before he was dead. So the man says, ' You ain't itgolug to bury use alive, are you?' ' Oh,' says the captain, 'you needn't be so jolly particular to a fete min utes P " A KNOWING traveler out West, who had chartered half a bed In a crowded hotel, and was determined to have the beat half, buckled a spur on his heal before turning in. His un fortunate'sleeping partner bore the infliction as long na he could, and at last roared, out: "Say, Amager, if you're a gentleman, you ought to cut your toe nails." • " thugs, where we,re . you Win l" "On del' Halderbarrack." " What, always ?" " Yeti; and before, too." "1 - 11.iwOldAre - you, then ?" " VI, when to old school Is pilt I was ,two week more nor a year, what is painted red, as you go before salt your back pehiud you, on des rite tient side do plackemith shop what stane.where It was purnt down next year will pe two vecks." AN enthusiastic admirer of the beauties of beautiful women recently startled a friend. " Been to church this morning," he asserted. "To church " Yea ; and such necks 1 full and white, and good enough to eat—six of them all In a row ; watched 'em all through" service, Olt my, whatnecks,", A BOHTON dentist, who sued a man for $20,000 for reporting that his wife died in con- t sequence of the administration of nitrousoridef gas at his office, has recovered one cent: He' . would have better taken his own laughing gas. CHICAGO recently sent to California, on." single train, 15,000 pounds of mail matter, A nowricuvrtntai Wag says that the lan guago of flowers It Uttered by tu•llpa. • ALLENTOWN, PA SEW DESIONB "