The Lehigh register. (Allentown, Pa.) 1846-1912, August 04, 1869, Image 1
ADVERTISING RATES. ta. 1 mo. 3 moo. 0 moo. IV. 1.00 1.75 3,10 • 2110 1200 3.03 3.50 &NJ 10.00 10.00 4.10 5.03 Eux• 15.00 21 'XI 8.03 15.01 21131 40.0) 10.00 21.00 3.1.00 00.03 13.03 nno aato 80.00 23.00 50.80 80.00 150.00 3ne Square rwo Squares Three Squares Sig Squares, Quarter Column Half Column . One Column Professional Card. SLIP por 1100 per year. Admintstrator'a and Auditor's Notices, 10.00. City Notices, 20 conte per lino Ist Insertion, U cents per line each subsequent Insertion. Ten lines agate constitute a square. • ROBERT IREDELL, Jn., PUBLISHER, =I Clothing Tt 4 , . I THE CHEAPEST, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND MOST DURABLE CLOTHING, KEYSTONE HALL. BALLIET & NAGLE Have the [argent, Lest and eboopest stock of CLOTIIINU over got up In this city, and sell Clouds In their Clue, ■uoh no COATS, PANTS, and all other Goode portalulag to 111 i N' ti WEAN FOR LESS MONEY, than you can buy elsewhere In Eastern Pennsylvania No Slop Shop made Good., sold. CLOTIIING MADE TO ORDER. We keep constantly on hand a large and elegant assort ment of 000tH, from which customers can make their selectloun and have them made up ott short notice. • Their Culthig Department Is under tho supervision of GEORGE K. REEDER, who has had many years experience In the Mitering bust nen and who will be plened to receive the calls of his former patrons. . *TAO work warrouted to bo of the very best. Coil and seo our now SPRING STOCK, received at the KEYSTONE HALL, No. 24 West Hamilton Street rent door to the Oconee Roformed Church, ALLEN TOWN, PA. A full Nosortmout of Goole Purolohlog goods always on baud. AARON BALLIET, MAY 12-tf GREAT ATTRACTION 1 NEW FIRM! NEW GOODS! CLOTHING! CLO'T'HING! GRAND SPRING AND SUMMER OPENING GREAT REDUCTION IN PRICES T. OSMUN & CO., Succe"orst 10 Metzger & Osnitin. B A Ii (4 A I N AT TUN GREAT CLOTHING EMPORIUM =I NO. 4$ EAST HAMILTON STREET, IME= We would Inform the citizens of Allentewu and the sur rouudlug country that we are prepared with a large aluck of goods for SPRING AND SUMMER WEAR, aud offer theta to the public nt reasonable prices. To those who buy their Clothing reedy-made, they are prepared to offer BARUAlliii. • . WHOLE SUITS MADE TO ORDER COATS, PANTS AND VESTS cot and monde In the latent style, and by the best workman OCR STOCK OF CLOTHING, CLOTHS AND CABBIMEREB, le larger then It ham twin before, and we Intend to sell very SMALL PROFITS, and give our cuotomere the berm St of our low purcha*N. • ()Kola quantilleo and radon°. of NECKTIES, CUFFS, COLLARS, And oiorythlog In tho lino of GENT'S FURNISHING GOODS MEN'S. yOUTHEV, !JOYS', and CHILDREN'S .1 - WADY-MADE CLOTHING, CONSTANTLY ON HAND Don't forget tho place, No. 43 East Hamilton street, third door above Sixth street. T. Omion. JACOB 11. Scuola. mar 21.tf IRecbrittico. coNsuonacKEN • • BOILER AND COIL WORKS. JOHN WOOD, J R., NANCVAITTIMIIt or TUBE, FLHE AND CYLINDER BOILERS, BATH AND STEAM CIRCULATING BOILERS, AU kinds of Wrought Iron Coils, Tuyers for Blast Fur nace, Oasometers, Smoke Stacks, Blast Pipes, Iron Wheel barrow., and everything in the Boller and Shea Iron line. Also, all kinds of Iron and Steel Forging. sad Blackamith work, Miners' Toots of all kinds, such as Whom Buckets, Picks, Drills, Mullets, Sledges Ac. Having a Eiteam Hummer an d sot of tools of all kinds, and skilled workmen, I flatter myself that I ran turn out work with promptness and dispatch, all of which will be warranted to be Ant class. Patching Bolters, and repairing Itnn4allY, atrial/ at tended to. nor 7-ly STRATTON'S PORTABLE AIR GAS MACHINE. I=l=l RAVE MONEY BY MAKEVO YOUR OWN OAS. THE CHEAPEST LIGHT IN USE Stratton'. Oati Machine fur illuminating Rotel... Private Residences, Stores, Mills. etc., I. simple In construction, consumes all the material tined In the manufacture of an, and Is so cheap as to bring it within the reach of all. It le free from explosions, can be managed by soy person, and produce. a superior light to nil others, at ono-lialf the cost of ordinary burning gas. NO PIKE IS APPLIED TO TILE APPARATUS. It can be attached to ordinary sail pipe. and fixtures, the only variation boles in the enlargement, of the burnedets. All parts of the apparatus are made In the most thorough and workmanlike manner. Superiority aver all machines is claimed to the following particulars First, Coat of Construction. Second Illuminating Capac ity. Third, Compactness and Simplicity, and consequent Impossibility of its gettingout of order. Fourth, Economy lu use of material. A machine capable of supplying ten burner. costa VA Any further Information will be given and the workings of the machine explained by calling upon the agent fur Lehigh county. • • C. W. STUBER, WALNUT STREET, CORNER OP PENN (ANOVZ 110111LINNIORO COLUMN.) ALLENTOWN PA gor tide Lades. 1= HONE SEIVING MACHINE Alwaym on band and for sal, by EDWARD DESHLER, AGENT • NO. 61 EAST HAMILTON STREET,' asnmexces: lign i l.eb, Jr., Boot dud Shoe ilanufinturer. Seaton aaukol, 1411Ier, Bebralber k Co. IlerchinATalloro. Rhoads k Kelm, Wm. r. n o. A . gg i j'Vdt t le Broom! 27111012A1 Seek, ~ B. tilluger, irrortcr t ",A.Li w , tir:v iniii lllettiz . II • ly, LAP EN ho i now :1;le l s : Ve l s ) 1 1 41 I :dy received at MU& M. A. G. GULDINII 141.110.1 . Trlmmlpg Store. The faahlona are pretty. Ladle., call and e them. Hoop Skirls aro cheaper than ha cheap tl mar ea-80aprIngs, well made. itt ttll al springs at 81 74 21.1( TIMeittrgLtTMOST RE. B et tnlity. -0 W. J. EVERETT, 50 NORTH SEVENTH STREET, IS I I Below Arek.Fhlladelphli, (late Mn . Melllenaeban`e Trona.. Female Ituoveriersi Umeee, Elastic Belle, Sleek loge. Lowest prime. Pealed adjultuteute. Lally at fondant. . Jutiol647 VOL. X XIII FOSTER' S PRICE LIST. come k Clark'.. Cotton. 7e., other+ charge ilk. White Haas, 12iie.. other.. ehargu lb. Better quality. lik.. °Moro charge 23. Fitter quality, 23, 39, 33 att4 43e. rot, run save on Boa:try from Stu 20c. a pair by buy ttf as. Splendid Yard•wide Mwlin, IVie., °there charge lge. lion on Warneutta, lbe. others charge 20e. Beet Wanteutta bluelin:22o., °there charge Vie. Ilearleat Brown Sheeting, 16e.. other. chew Bk. You eau sarefrom g lob ern(' per yard by buying fllturitor etre. Bent Merrimack Prints 12!5c. others charge Britt Payer bluelins. 121.5 c., °there charge 18c. Doeble.width Alpacas, 01c , others charge Finer quality Alpacas, ic., others charge 00c. Very One Alpacas. 511 c., others charge &tr. 11111 Finer Alpacas, superb goods, SO, Si. 680.. and id 10. You can sare from 15 fa 50 cents per yard by buying Alpacas qfyis. Best Spring DoLaines, 18c., others charge 2k. Plaid Dress Goods, 25e., ot hers charge 38c. Unbleached Table Diaper, 50c., ethers charge 80e. Extra Wide and Deasy 75c , other+ charge $1 IA Bleached Snow Drop Diaper, tile., others charge toe. Damask Table Diaper, 7.k., others charge SO Ott. Very Sao Damask, 51 181. others charge $1 Oa you ran sarefrom 23 to 50 cents bybuying Table Dia pers of as. VESTS Heavy Blue Denims, "Me., others charge 30c Hotter quality 01c., others charge 40c. Good Straw Ticking, ilk., others charge tile. Bettor quality. 250., others charge Sic. Very Heavy and(hood, 30c., others charge 4.50. Fine all wool Flannel. 37!{c.; others charge Wc. You can save from to 50 cents per yard by buying there goods of us. Beet KentC assi ucky Jean 40 and Vic., others charge Kt All Wool meres, 75e., others charge $1 05. Splendid qualities, at $1 00, others charged fa. Black Doeskin Crtsinsere. V 00, others charge $3 CO. Plaid Shirting Flannels 25c., others charge 45c. FinerLi Napkin., $1:150 par ot h e r her charge qualities. 52 00 per doz., charge $3 00. You can save from 15 to 72 cents per yard by baying these goods of us. Black Silks, $l5O, others charge la 00. Beery Bloch Silks, V 25_, others charge 3100. Very heavy Corded, V cu , others charge V br). Handsome Silk Poplins, $1 00, others charge 111 75. Plain Colored bilk Poplins, thenS, others charge $2 2.5. Colored Dress Silks, 3125, charge 40 You can saes front .10 cents to Si MI by buying Bilks of us. Good Stair Carpets, 2c ., othorai charge 4.5. Floor quality . 45c., othere charge 60e. Yard wide lograle, 53e., others charge *1 00. Very heavy Ingrain, $1 00, others charge $1 60. These are Auction Carpets and are awful cheap. I=l 11 . r, - ::gt ot ea,T;;;;;;: s e t e c ,7:::,l , ,ll.7 , l,7s b, voldverue i . th -FOSTER'S NEW IFORK. CITY STORE, °puceto Gorman Tieformod Church, ALLENTOWN, PA. WHITE GOODS. BELOW' REGULAR RATES. PLAIN, PLAID AND STRIPED NAINSOOKS. PLAIN, PLAID AND STRIPED ORGANDIES. VICTORIA AND BISHOP LAWNS. PEKIN FORTES, New Style, and Choice for Dresses. PIQUES. In all grade., SOFT AND lIAIID FINISHED CAMBRIC& . SHIRRED 'SUBURB. A Choice Stock. . EMBROIDERIES. FINE NEEDLE WORK EDGINGS and INSERTINGS at ONE-HALF VALUE. HAMBURG/1, In SWISS and CAMBRIC. A Full Stock. RUFFLINGet of all kludm, am MAGIC, EMPRESS, At. LACES. REAL and IMITATION GUIP URE, , LEAD and VALENCIA. BOBINETS and WASH BLONDS. GRENADINES FOR VEILS, The Now Colon. LADIES', MISSES', and BOYS' CUFFS told COLLARS. L I EMAISTRE & ROSS, 212 NORTE' EIGHTH STREET, PIIILADA. July 7..(11 66 SUDDEN CHANGE." WILL LOW PRICES INFLUENCE YOU? OLD TIMES AGAIN 311iIENBE REDUCTION IN PRICES I THE OLD CORNER STOCK OF SPRING GOODS, STYLE, VARIETY, AND LOWNESS OF PRIOR shall and cannot ha surpassed flier Competition defied teith any other Estattehnietat otttakle of the larger . ritial•_LED SPACE WlLLg oods NOT PERMIT OF NAMING such an Im inetute Moat of , hut let it softie° to nay that we have the twist COMPLETE annoriment of Ladies Dress Clouds, Dress Slika, Poplins, Shawls, Baltuontin, House Furnish ing O it, adle.' Cloaking Cloth, Men's Wear in Cloth, Cannitueres, be., god everything that .0 kept lon FIRST- C LASS DRY GOODS STORE to endlens variety. Ido out "QUOTE PRICES" w swum houses do. but will guarantee MARTIN LYNN.' ASTONISIIING FIGURES. Tho differeure In prices of goods today and a mouth Aga, is really painful for those who have been caught with large stock. CM hand at high prices, but that la not the case with use, I shall us heretofore make tho OLD COIt ,PER • THE GREAT PLACE OF INTEREST AND HEADQUARTERS ter the wow , a to get thetr geode at the LOW EST MA R k ET PRICES I fully realize that no permanent Sutton eau be achieved unless the promises held out by advertisements are found to be fully curtained on • visit to the store. Nor can It he • largesuccess without scrupulously reliable and fair dealing at all times and uniform courtesy to every custo mer,-and the endeavor to make every buyer a constant dealer. All I bat to simply to decide by acfitof fetal whether or not It Is to your advantage to become a custo mer. Respectfully Yours, M. J. KRAMER, • "OLD CORNER," OPPOSITE THE EAGLE 110 TEL. aprll Cttyptto aub, Oil Cloth. ( P IE CARPET AND OIL CLOTII EMPORIUM OP E. S. SHIMER & CO., NOS. 5 AND 7 WEST HAMILTON ST In all Ha lat eat varlet's., Ogle. and patter... PRICES REDUCED! We keep for male all the following popular nukes BODY BRUSSELS, 5 PRANK ENGLISH, 5 PRANK DIGELOR, 5 FRANK HARTFORD, ENGLISH TAPESTRY, CROSSLEY'S TAPESTRY, STODDART TAPESTRY SMITH TAPESTRY, HARTFORD & OWELL, extra 3ply. IMPERIAL. exits 3 ply, MEDIUM SUPERFINE. 3 ply. SMITH TAPESTRY INGRAIN. PHILA. SUPERFINE de. PHILADELPHIA PINS INGRAIN, PHILADELPHIA COMMON INGRAIN, PHILADELPHIA WOOL INGRAIN, do. WINDOW SHADES CURTAINS OF EVERY DESCRIPTION, STELE AND PRIM MANWOOD I HOW LOST, WOW 100 publlsheka POW edition of Dr. Culvorwell'a Cele brated Hoag on tbe radical cure (without medicine) of SPEINATOMILICEn, or Seminal Wealtuese Invololuterp 80.0111111 Looses. inkoratice. Mental and Phreleal Inca pacity Impediments to Marriage, etc.; also, COMMON, TIOS, tiPILZPIT, nod 1 , 1714 IndliOnd by coif -Indulgenco or aenttal extravaganc TThhee Price . fn u t oe ly author. e ureptirable 'essay. clearly ato. demonstrates frost a thirty year. eacceseful practice. that the alnrmlng con...UW/110011 of ..if-abase may be radically cured without the dsagereue use of internal asedielite or the Indication of the knife; pointing oat a mode of cure at once emple. eertain. and effectual, by gdoddd of which hi. plk-This Lecture shoeld be in . the hands of every youth nod eeeee man in the land., Bent under ertel, In a - plain envelope. to any address, k A e l istpre. c o o n ie rreipt r o . f.till o cents. or pro, poet .lamp. AL . t• r ind)POb r ittnfn. ( .1 3 .P.SLIfil i r 2 C 5 0 d. ., 1721.11 r i n Bowery. New York , P. 0. Dor. Leal 13== IS. WATERMAN. err^et rioter of WATERMAN'S COCKTAIL AND TON IC DITTKIUL Wholesale and Detail. No. IMO Market Bt.. Philadelphia. The tonic properties antes° Bitters have been certified t t fi nee; n ea r , V41:1:: ° . 1 :1,7 MIT Ville:1 1 1r . t 11: univereal favorite among ,Indgel of A [cod gin or Mbirk7 cock tail. e b 0 i . r. • • ..._... ..., . ::. ''. lk- 'WN, PA.. WEDNE -, ean there's some boo '' , ok at. ..s wit fro Gootio. I=l =Z! REPLEN (SHED ALLENTOWN, PA.. WEDNEI From Ilnrprr'o Weekly. WOMAN'S ASPIRATIONS I tell ON, Willa We WIWI. n clearer mince, More Ln•nthlutt rams, name stirring work to ds ! `To elfish life's hill''—hate well pot •tole thy CHAP Those climb the hill who would enjoy the vlew. [(true strength Iles Inn callus nothltignenn. Then Idiots aro all men. I novo, doll toinplinlviltP. fudrrJ, and Love, music, dowers and other u.eless matters Suit our rich sisters. Tell um, ore the rent— The thousand poor ono.—all to starve In tatter,. 'Tis usnscullue to lector, lecture, quibble : Mutt women be content to teach or scribble! "Man bath his fitting task s"—l grant you so I And those ta-iks bring him good sabstiintlal payment While Wolllmu treads the same doll world Of W.% • Ilut scarcely gains enough for food and rainiont, She, working hard, Is burled among naiilierA — Ile leaves a fortune to M. , sour uud daughters. "Our herltugo In 80111111.4 really eharmlng But yet it bring. no money year by year. • Now, were It no with the phynie, preaching', bring Tun 1111.Cl1111111 WOll Id 110011 feel rather queer. • Perchance we beat lu our plot.. notlona ;. Mill women can't ~gist en their devotion, - ==! \Ve cannot keep our two In proper trim ; Thus, you would pineo us In nn mid position— Pulling ut home, con We'lmobootln Mott Such mall Intrigue buoy given moment's fun ; BM. when tile prize In gni urd, what lin, we won t Thank God you can't bring lock the !diddle Ages, Or make no unto forget 31110 A II I, Prato as you may, HOMO WOlllOll kW.' been sage., And no In future Onion they yet shall be Not rooting, minus soul beside the mount Pill- The nwertest grow from wisdom's rhrystal fountain. I=l 'Neath freedom' ,. sunlight torn can brave the glottal Our path, perforce, Is strewn with aclf•douhil ; Can we gaze patiently upon our doom ! To serve, to mane, to tutor, and fur all thin To gel sometimes a patronizing kiss. Theta lot us atlll be man ; be ;mod and trusting— No harm to Nl,lOl n. bl o t a trifle wlser ; A woman not a woman In dlsgnstlng, But Impudence don't make MO to dentine bor. 80. when alio, homeless, Wendt°nn and n•weary, Grant work, With gold, or life will he but dreary. BoRRu WED 14 AG (IA E Cyrus Durham was very busy on a certain afternoon making an omelet. • At least lie called it an omelet, but in reality it was Roth lug but scrambled eggs. "Omelet" sounded better, but it would not have tasted half as good, especially if Cyrus bad had to make one himself. In order to understand why this young man cooked his own eggs it must be known that he was a medical student in Philadelphia, and the son oft' very respectable and by no means ungenerous physician in Maryland, who allow ed him for his expenses quite enough to keep him very comfortably, even in a large city. But Cyrus, who always had table-board on Walnut Street for about the first half of every month, had generally been accustomed from necessity to live in a "bachelor-hall" style for the remaining portion of the month in his rooms on Sansom Street. He was very nice ty situated in these rooms, and the high rent he paid for them contributed not a little to his slimness of purse during those days which im mediately preceded the arrival of his monthly remittances. Ills "study" was on the second floor of what is known in the city of Brother ly Love as the "back-buildings,'• and was ap proached from the long entry by n single short flight of stairs. This room looked out at the side on a pleasant yard, was very well furnished, and was altogether quite too good for a young fellow who ought to have been satisfied with any garret where he could study unmolested. Back of the large room was, a small bed chamber, generally tenanted not only by Cyrus himself, but by any one of his companions who might stay too late studying anatomy—or euchre. Cyrus was bending over his little wood stove stirring his eggs rapidly lest they should burn, and keeping an eye at the same time on his coffee-pot, which, however, had given no signs of boiling. It was only four o'clock, but Cyrus had had but n slight lunch, and so wanted an early supper. This power of hav ing his meals when he chose was another ad vantage of this mode of living. Ills table was set with a small linen cloth (the clean side up), a cup and saucer, and a plate. The 4 ` omelet" was just done, and Cyrus had giv en it the last scrape around the pan, when there was a knock at the door. "Come in !" said lee, and the door opened and the knocker entered. Cyrus looked around, and dropped on the top of the stove the frying pan which he was Jost lifting off by the long handle. In the doorway stood a young lady, dressed in the loveliest possible traveling suit, with roses in her cheeks far more glowing than the pink lining of her parasol. "Mr. Durham," said she. "Why, Miss Birch I" cried Cyrus (with his face redder than any silk n lady wnuld dare use to line her parasol). "I had no idea—l am very glad to see you, take a seat. You must excuse me—bachelor's hall, you know. When did you come on ?" Miss Fanny Birch was by no means unem barrassed. bite had hesitated about calling on Mr. Durham, and would certainly have postponed her visit had she thought she would have found hint cooking his dinner, supper, or whatever It was. But she took a seat which Cyrus placed for her (as tar as possible frinn the stove, but unluckily facing it,) and with a little laugh, which was intended to re store her self-possession, and . which had a partial success, asked him where he supposed she had "come on" from ; and then without waiting for an answ•er,proceeded to inform hint that she had not come front home, but was just going there (she lived about half a mile from Dr. Durham's place) from her uncle William's, where she had been for nearly a month. "You know," said she, "that he lives in New Jersey, just .a little way out of 'Frei'. Cyrus didn't know it, but he did not say so but asked her if she bad a pleasant time. She answered that it was at first, but she got tired as soon as her cousin Emily had been obliged to go back to boarding , chool ; and, he knew, those Connecticut schools always commenced their terms right In the middle of the finest weather ; and did all the students keeP bach elor's hall this way ? Cyrus Said the most of them did ; at any rate those who liked better and fresher food then they generally got at the boarding houses. Then Miss Fanny remarked that she thought that is was a very good way if you only knew how to cook ; and didn't he think that what ever was in that pan was all burning up? Cy rus turned round and said he thought it was ; and so he took the frying pan, fullf o blackened and smoking eggs, oirthe fire, and moved the coffee-pot a little back. When he sat down again there was a little silence. He knew she had not come to see him simply because they were old friends and neighbors, and he thought it very probable that she bad something particular to say, and was wondering how she should say it. lie was right. After looking out of the window, and remarking that she should think the peo ple in the next house could look right in liere, she said " Mr. Durham, I guess you wonder why I came to see you. Oh yes, of course you are glad ; but you see, I left uncle's this morning by the boat and sent the trunks on home by express, and coming off the bout at Arch street wharf, or somewhere—l haven't the slighest idea where—l had my pocket picked, or lost my porte-monnale ; and I didn't know a soul in Philadelphia who could lend me enough to pay my fare in the cars, except you, and I thought I'd borrow some of you. I knew you lived in Sansom street, but I had to ring at ever so many houses before I found you.' , Now:ita Cyrus had exactly forty-eighi . cents In his pocket, this was rather hard on the young man. "You see," she continued, "that if I take the six o'clock train for Baltimore, I will get there about ten, and then Icon stay with Mrs. Sinclair to.night. The passenger cars will take me right past the door, and father will send you the money" .'Oll, don't mention that," said Cyrus, who looked exactly as if he . was returning from the 1 grave of a pair of twins. "Ilutl haven't—l think not, at least—hut that need make no difference—l'll just step out and get it. Oh, I'm very glad indeed—no trouble at all—very glad you cornett) me. Just make yourself comfort able here for a few minutes. There's pipe— AY MORNING, AUGUST 4, 1869. perhaps you would ack directly. No I mean there's some Lod MEI like to look at. trouble at ail." So off went Cyrus Wit hls hat on bind part before. As for Mis r Fanny Birch, she first wished she hadn't cat e.: But then she thought that she couldn't elp it, for she had no other place to go to. ut she thought of coo ree he'd have money enough for that. 3 1 "What a pity about those NsHust as black as a crisp I What a limn way of living l I wonder if he calls these tinge clean. He ought to have somebody to wash his cups and plntesTor him ; but I suppise it wouldn't ho bachelor's ball if he didn'tllo it himself. All those books are full of hor#d bones, I expect' I'm sure I don't want to hok at them. I should think he did -nothi , but smoke; pipes every where. I wish o'd hurry back. Why it's six o'clock ' n v 1 Oh, that clock don't go—l declare, it q Ito frightened me. Why don't he have his el k w and up?" With thoughts like tiles Miss Fanny be guiled a part of the time tl t she was obliged ' to wait for Cyrus ; but at ngth, tiring of ex- amining the room, she ve m ured to take up a book, which fortunately p vod to be an odd volume of Macaulay, and so she forgot the world in the fortune of W I lam of Orange un til Cyrus returned. 11 That poor young man hat\ a hard time of it.' . oat poor young it..._ On On reaching the street he stood for a moment in doubt, and then hurried to William lids kill's boarding house, to try and borrow ten dollars. He knew that tivewould pay Miss Brch's passage through to lier father's house; but he could not offer her les\than ten. Heis• kilt was out. Then a quick, run round to Walnut Street revealed the filet that Seymour had "gone out walking, Sir,. with Mr.Hels. kill." Cyrus knew that there was but little chance or finding any of his Student friends at home on such a fine afternoon ; but still ho hurried down toSpruce street, to see if by chance little Myles was trybig to make up for lost time by a trifle of study. But Myles, if he was engaged in any work of self-benefit, was not doing it at home. " Continual It I" said Cyrus. "I'll try pi ous Arnold." "Pious" Arnold was so called, not on ac count of any particular religious tendency lie exhibited, but simply becau he attended lec tures regularly and studied lard in the mean time, refusing all temptatiot in the way of card parties, excursions, or titer diversions of the students. "Pious" was at home, but was very sorry he couldn't lend Cyrus a dollar. Ile had (al though he didn't say so) twOnty-seven dollars in a little black box in Ids trunk, which was exactly what was due his landlady at the end of the month, and In declinihg to part with any of it he did perfectly right, for It Is very doubtful if he would have had it back again in time to maintain his reputation as the best paying student In Jefferson College. Poor Cyrus was dumfounded. He knew not another soul to whom he could apply. One of the Professors, with whose he had a previ ous acquaintance through Ws father, might have helped him out but he lived over in West Philadelphia, and there was no time to go to him. It was now striking five, and the train started at six. Ile had nothing to sell. Ile had "lent" his watch to help pay for a walnut book-case that was one of the recent orna ments of his room, and he had nothing else on w deli at so short notice, he could raise a dollar. Ile stopped, on his way back front Arnold's again at Ileiskill's boarding-house; but of course he had not returned. What, in the name of every thing that was absurd, termite to do ? After some ten minutes of fruitless beat ing of his brains, he came to the conclusion that he must go back and tell his shameful sto ry, Mr if Miss Birch had any other way of managing this difficulty, it was time she was about it. So lie went home and up to his room. Miss Fanny rose, but the moment she saw him she knew that he had not got themoney,; And so there was no necessity of blotching the story.of his shame and p.....rt 6r .- ack much pity for his manifest embarrassment and downheartedness that she said,, laughingly, "There, you haven't got the money. All you students spend every cent your fathers send you as soon as it comes, nnd so you couldn't borrow any. But it don't make any difference. I have no doubt but that it will all come out right. Such things always do." "That may be," said Cyrus, "but I don't see how it is to come out right. You might go to a hotel and send home for money." " Wouldn't they make me pay any thing as soon as I got there?" she asked. " Not if you travel like a person who looks as if she had money—with plenty of trunks and things." "But I haven't got any trunks; they arc all sent on by express." "Oh, as for that," said Cyrus, brightening up a little, "I could lend you a trunk." This method of gaining credit seemed so funny to both IA them that they laughed as heartily as If there was no such trouble as money in the world. Miss 'Fanny declared, however, that she would not put Mr. Durham :to all that bother ; but Cyrus assured her that it was no trouble or inconvenience in the least to lain. "In flict," said lie, "it's ¶ splendid idea I Just think of it ! Why, I can make money out of you. I have a trunk with books and ihlng,s that I have packed up to take home for the vacation, and I should have to send it by express. Now you can take it right on for me, and it will go as your baggage, and will cost neither of us any thing. What do you think of that idea?" " Perfectly splendid I" cried Miss Fanny " And now how will I get to the hotel with toy baggage F' "oh, I will arrange that," said Cyrus "and now you don't know how relieved feel." "So do I," said Fanny. "But I knew it would conic out all right some way. I wish those eggs were not all burned up, for I would ask you for seine of them. Fin awful hun gry 1" It is astonishing how a common trouble and a common relief aceidemtes the growth of fa miliarity. Bur •thon Fanny and Cyrus bad known each other ever since they were child ren. ."Oh, I've plenty more I" cried Cyrus; "let me cook you some—you won't get any thing to eat the minute you get to the hotel." And he ran to his little wood-stove, where some embers still remained, Fanny demurred and "declared," but Cyrus persisted; and so a fire was quickly kindled with light wood, and he made fresh coffee, while Fanny took off her gloves and beat up the eggs as well as she could for laughing at Cyrus's funny ways of doing things—keeping his ground coffee in a porter bottle, and all that stale bread, as If he ought not to be able to know Just how much he wanted when he Bought it. "But then, you: know, I must always be ready for company," said the happy Cyrus ; and there was more laughing, and sonic dan ger of splashes of eggs on a new traveling dress. When it came to setting' out another cup, saucer, and' plate, Miss Fanny asked, would he please excuse her, but If he wouldn't feel insulted she thought she would just rub them off a little, if there was hot water in one of those spigots over there in the corner. And when the shining queens-ware was placed on the table Cyrus vowed that it had never been so white since it had been bought. They had a delightful meal, but no butter. Cyrus couldn't keep butter, ho said, in that warm weather ; but the bread was Dutch cake with ialsins in it, and the coffee, with cream that was just beginning to turn, was capital, and so were the scrambled eggs. Our friend was as happy as a king. Ile was so glad that Ilciskill and the other felloivs bad been out when he called, and be only hoped they wouldn't drop in on hint on their way back. But there was no danger of that. Miss Fanny seethed to remember that the afternoon was on the wane, and rising and declaring that she had never had a nicer supper, " prin , cipally because it was so funny," said she must be going; and which was her trunk "The smallest of those two yellow ones," said Cyrus; "and we will write your name on. a card and tack it on the eud, so as to make every thing ship-shape." This was soon done, and then Cyrus went for a hack. He. knew a man who "stood" near his college, and who had trusted bins bp fore, and who would do It again. Cyrus gave hint some private instructions in recard to making it appear that the lady bad just come from the Kensington depot. "That can be worked," said the man ; "the train's just in—about ten minutes now." So they hurried back. Miss Birch was es- cortcd down, find the man sent up stairs for the trunk. So far so good; but Mrs. Stacy, the landlady, a thoroughly good soul, but a little careful about students, now made her appearance with a look of anxiety upon her face. "Going to take your trunks away, -Mr. Durham 7" said she,. as soon as the lady was in the carriage. Cyrus led her buck into the hall, and ex plained that it was Unly one trunk, and added that he was not going to leave the house, and would explain to her in a minute. The thought of nil his furniture now came over the good lady's mind, and she retired, satisfied for the present. The trunk .was now strapped on, and at the deer of the carriage Cyrus was about to take leave of Miss Fanny, when she remembered the dispatch. Cyrus promised to attend to that (fur he had just about money enough) ; and it was agreed that it had better be sent to her uncle, as her father lived nearly three miles from a station. Then good-by was said, and away to the La Pierre House went Fanny Birch with Cyrus Durham's heart. Yes, she had it certainly. He had known her and liked her, ever so much, for years ; but he had never seen her in the full bloom of young womanhood until to-day. She had never before had such an intimate „ . the hit of sympathetic action ivith him ; she ad never before eaten nt his table I • . When poor Cyrus went back into tits room, after sending the dispatch, ho sat down dis consolately. How dark, dreary, and common looking was everything I How disagreeable that little stove, and how hot ; and how stu pid those dirty dishes I One cup, saucer, and plate he put away, and vowed he would never wash it. Ho was not a fool, but he was young. Then he lighted his pipe and sat down to ruminate. There she had sat and talked to him ; there slievjuid stood by the table while he was writing aft, name, on the card ; and there she had held it against the end of the trunk while he stuck the tack through the first corner ; yes, and there it was stilt! There was no doubt of it—the card was just where he had tacked it. What did it mean ? 011, that stupid hound of a hackman had taken the wrong trunk I • Cyrus bad scarcely comprehended the ex tent of this misfortune when there was a knock at the'door l and there entered Heiskill, Sey mour and little Myles. They had just got in from a walk in the country ; had had a capi tal dinner about four o'clock, and were now here to go to work, they said, after an after noon of play. In order to prove this assertion they each lighted a pipe, and seated themselves around the room, with their feet upon the highest article of furniture that they could reach. " What is the matter with Cy t" said little Myles. "What makes him so quiet? and why is he sitting.here with the room all full of the shades of evening, like a miserable tomb?" Cyrus made sonic joking answer, and ris ing, lighted the gas. After considerable talk and general chaffing, lleiskill proposed that the big table be cleared, and that they should go to work. kYou're professor to-night, Seymour, you now,o and try not to ask any questions you can't answer yourself." "Then let him stick to the spinal column," said little Myles. " I don't want him asking me to articulate a humerus and a fibula again.' "Oh, you needn't bother about who's to be demonstrator I" said Cyrus. "We can't do any anatotny to-night. The skeleton's gone." In ordet that the foregoing conversation may be understood, it may be well to slate that these yoting men had clubbed together to buy an articulated skeleton, upon which they rubbed up their anatomical knowledge, each of the party acting in turn for an evening as "professor," and asking questions of the others. This skeleton was kept in a long yel low packing-trunk, and the hackman had tak en it off with plies Birch to the hotel. There nut pare taken It, for it was near the door, and was indeed the only trunk visible upon first entering. Cyrus was so full of Miss Birch and the bother some landlady that he did not notice the mis take. • . Of course, with three such eager and amazed Inquirers as to the whereabouts of their com mon property, there was nothing to lie done but to tell, under promises of strict secrecy, the whole story. It was received with un bounded applause, and the joke was consider ed far more enjoyable than any studying of anatomy could possibly prove. When the laughter had somewhat subsided Heiskill asked Cyrus what he intended to do. ` Why, I'll have to go round in the morn ing and explain that the wrong trunk was taken (of course I shan't tell her what is in it) and then I'll have to get that Bill again to drive her and it to the Baltimore depot, and Instead of leaving the trunk, he must 'bring it back here. I bate the plan, for it not only gives trouble, but makes a lot of trickery about the young lady:that I don't like. And I was going to send down my books so nicely Conibund that man I" " Do you think she'll open it in her room ?" said little Myles. "Of course not, you blockhead," snapped Cyrus. "She hasn't the key, and besides, do you suppose she would open my trunk if she had r` The most astonishing surmises now ensued as to what would happen if so and so should be sound so, and when no possible combina tion of Unlbrtunate circumstances could be added to what had been already laughed over, they descended to puns. Some good and some very bad ones were made, and poor little Myles, after cudgeling his brains for the whole period of punning time, finished the perform ance by wishing to goodness that the man had been named "Cohen" when ho was alive, so that something might be said about m "trun cated cone." Nothing was bad enough to follow this, and so they got out the cards. The next morning Cyrus dressed himself in his best, and actually went to his washerwo man's house to get a white vest, if by chance it was done. It was about half past ten when he reached the lintel, and the clerk told him that Miss Birch had gone. "Done I" cried Cyrus. " Where could she have gone so soon!' The clerk looked very hard at him, and re plied, "How do I know where she went?" However, after Cyrus had explained how ho bad intended calling upon this young holy before she left for Baltimore, thus proving that he was properly aware of her destination, the clerk informed him that she had left, in com pany with an elderly gentleman, in time to catch the ten o'clock train. Cyrus went home in a state of utter bewilderment. Whets lie reached his room he found there a note—a note from Fanny, the • first he had ever re ceived : DEAIt Mn. DUIMAII,—TIIO telegram reached uncle last night, and Instead of sending me the money he came himself early this morning. I wanted to wait until you called and thank you for your kindness and your trunk (which I will take good care of); but uncle thought I bad bet. ter take the ten o'clock train, because that was the only train, until afternoon, which connected with the curs or end he thought the family would be worried ICI didn't get home until after my trunks arrived by express. Ile says be will leave this and stop and thank you himself. Yours Truly, F. On inquiry, Cyrus found that the note had been left by a gentleman just before he game in, who asked for him, but couldn'rwalt. Now what wax to be done I 4 Nothing,Xy: rus thought, but to write to his father, tell him the story, and get him to send over to Mr. Birch's for the trunk; and return It to Philadelphia by express. This course having been concluded upon, Cyrus wrote and mail ed a letter to his father. The rest of the day would probably have been spent by Cyrus in the enjoyment of raw ny's letter and his recollections of liar visit, had not his friends called upon him to know If he had got back old "Cohen" (for so they had baptized the "truncated" one, since little Myles's pun.) When they heard the rest of the story they were wild with delight, and the osseous jokes that were.made were worthy of the inmates of a madhouse. • "It's such a mean old trunk," said little Myles. "Nothing but. thinpackage.box any way, and I don't believe I locked it last time. I'll bet any man ten dollars that old Cohen's Out before this time." "They'll open it on too cars when they hear it rattle," said Seymour. "You know people can only take wearing npparel, and a skeleton is not wearing apparel—at least that one Is not wearing any." "If they think it's freight, and takes out it will result In fr(ghl," suggested Myles; and then, ns usual, the uproar stopped the joking. The next morning, About nine o'clock, just as Cyrus had finished his breakfast (got on credit from the grocery store where he dealt), be received a telegram. It was from Mr. Birch, and contained these words: "You are wanted here. Come on immediately." Cyrus clutched his hair, stamped his foot, clapped on his hat, locked his door, rushed round to Heiskill's, forced from him four dol lars and some seventy cents—all he had—and reached the Baltimore depot In time for the ten o'clock train. What his feelings, his fears, or his hopes were during the journey Is not to be put on paper. At two o'clock he had reached Baltimore. By half past he was on his way in the Martinville train to his dett. tination. Reaching the village, lie had no money or desire to hire a carriage, and so started out to walk as rapidly as possible the two miles and a half that lay between him and Mr. Birch's house. Arriving there, hot and thistered r he walk ed through the open door; and hearnig voices in the dining-room, walked quickly in and found a coroner's Jury 'sitting upon the re mains ()I' the unfortunate Cohen I • We will now relate the circumstances which led to this inquest. The trunk hail been ta ken to the hotel in safety, and Fanny, with her borrowed baggage near the foot of her bed, had slept the sweet sleep of an innocent maiden, without' being troubled by the ghost of her quiet room-mate. .Everything had gone on admirably, and she arrived at Mar tinville in good season, where her father was waiting for her in a buggy. He was surpris ed that she had brought another trunk, for her baggage had arrived early that morning•; but she explained the matter, much to his merri ment, and he ordered the station master (who was also express agent and several other things) to send the trunk after them in a wa gon. This the ,man promised to do ; but having taken two trunks up there that morn ng, and expecting no more Jobs for the day, his wagon was undergoing some repairs at the blacksmith's, and so he could not promise to send it much before nightfall. However, in an hour or two, along came Silas Hoopes, a peripatetic green-grocer and general vendor, who for hall the ordinary fee offered to take the trunk to Mr. Birch's. Ile was going that way, and was always glad of an excuse to stop any where on his route, even if It was not at the house of a customer. On the road Silas examined the trunk. "Well, I - reckon," said he, "I never saw such a common old trunk go to the Birches' afore this day. Shouldn't wonder if Miss Fanny'd been a-buying &insides up to Piny. It's light, too. Yes, that's so ; I thought it rattled when I put it in ; I don't doubt It's shells, or a sewln'-machine. 'Tain't locked neither—only strapped. They might as well 'a locked it, for here's a hasp' and all. I don't expect It's much, any how, or it 'tul 'a been locked." A slow drive of a quarter of a mile now fol. wed. "0' course, there's no harm Just lookin' in, when it ain't locked nor anthill. Every body else Las looked, I'll bet." Jutit alit tie ahead was a turn iii the road, tut a large tree at the corner with a nice hit f smooth grass under it. It was just the lace 11)r Silas's horse to rest and cool off a little ; and so the old man drew up there. Then he whistled a little and looked about him carelessly. Then he stood up and looked around carefully. Then. he unstrapped the trunk. Then he Whistled a few bars more, and raised the lid. On the other side of a pretty thick hedge of cedar trees and blackberry; bushes was Squire Curtis with his gun. He had been watching for a shot, but when he saw Silas stop and stand up to view the country he watched Si las. Ile had long suspected the old chap, and what Was he. going to do now.! "Oh ho ! open a trunk, eh I and not his either, or Ile'd wait till hetillrot_homa _ So. softly the hedge 'came Squire Curtis, and the instant Silas opened the trunk the Simko had him by the collar. The yell which Silas gave when Mr. Cohen languidly stuck up his two attenuated legs, which had been tightly doubled up in the trunk, was only equalled by the snout from Squire Curtis. The horse started ; Silas fell backward out of the wagon ; the Squire stood like a man of marble ; and away went the wagon, At ith Cohen's legs dangling carelessly over the end of the trunk. "Whose is that ?" snit! the Squire, when his voice came to hint. ",NEr-r.r—llireli's," chattered pour old Sihur. - ‘"l'llat's a lie," said the Squire. "Ile's not lead, I know. What have you been doing I" Silas then explained that lie knew nothing but that the trunk was to go to Mr. Birch's; and who the . "corpse,r was, bless his soul and body, he knew nothing about it, but it might go to—any place, fire nil he would touch it ; and upon this he was for cutting across the fields to la's home. But the Squire seized him, anti (breed hint to hurry on lifter the !terse and wagon. They Caine up with it Just as it reached Mr. Birch's gate . • ' and as Silas would not go near the wagon, t he. Squire hail to seize the horse's head and Urn hint into the -ard. It is useless to endeavor to describe the scene which took place ,in the happy family on the portico upon the advent of Mr. Cohen. Shrieks, fainting-tits, shouts to take it away, and a general scene of horror and confusion which had never been known in that part of the country, was succeeded by the exodus, on Mot, or in some one's:arms, of all the women, and a council of the men. 'Sliaslold Mk - Story, nut omitting in his fright his sin of curiosity. Mr. Birch,. Who- -wed up stairs to ;question Fanny, and only discovered that else knew nothing, and that it must have got changed oil the cars • and "Olt 1 please never mention it again I Oh dear ! Oh dear I" It was finally concluded to put the remains of the "murdered man" in the stable for the night ; and the Squire, who was the coroner for the county, declared his intention of sum moning a jury in the morning. That night, however, Mr. Birch, who thought that Mr. Durham might be able to explain this (though how he knew not), sent the telegram. When Cyrus appeared before the jury, told the history or the skeleton, showed how all its Joints and separate and individual bones were neatly joined and articulated by means of wires, and pulled from his pocket the, bill and receipt of the skillful artificer who had prepar ed the specimen, the 'jury found a verdict "Died of some cause unknown." Cyrus then repacked Mr. Cohen, and sent bins by one of Mr. Birch's men to the station, to await orders ; taking care this time to lock the trunk. Mr. Durham did not go over to his father's house right away, but staid to supper. Fanny was still very nervous, and he walked out into the garden with her to explain it all fully ; and he explained it all to such 1111 extent that she agreed, before the conversation closed, that when she travelled in the future it should be with him, and they bolls should have the scone trunks. THE . GRAIN CROP---AT HOME AND ABROAD. A correspondent of The' London Times, writ ing from Hungary on the Bth of July, says that "if this year's production of grain proves smaller, it is more than made up by the stores remaining from last year, which amounted to one-fifth of the crop.' l The London Telegraph df July 9, in an editorial, says "the prospects of both wheat and barley upon the principal corn-growing areas of England certainly indi cate deficient production ; our merchants and speculators are operating In the northern con tinental ports and In the Levant, and inquir ing also in the markets of France. Large im portations will be wanted."., The Mark Lane Gagne of the 12th — says - the recent - brilliant sunshine on that island "comes too late to al ter the character of this year's crop, which cannot by any possibility equal that-of 1898, while the first gatherings. In France show an , inferior weight and greatly deficient yield ; but oatspromise.great abundance, and the quality will be Mccellent." Alderman Medd, in a letter to The Times, dated the 14th, re marks that "no doubt the four million acres of wheat crop will be in quantity and quality much below that of last year, and perhaps un der average; but the22l - mUlionsaf acres of permanent pasture, and the .ten .millions of acres of root andgreets crops, will be very greatly in excess of 1808." .AdvicesfiSm the North-Western States indicate a large wheat ROBERT 'BEDELL, JR., Vain nub irrinctl 2ioli Witter, No. 47 EAST HAMILTON STREET, ELEGANT PRINTING, NEW DESIGNS LATEbT STYLES • Stamped Checks, Cards, Circular& Paper Books. Conan lotion's and By-Lawe School Catalog - nen, Bill Heade Envelopes, Letter mend's 11111. of Lading. Way Dille, Tag. and Shipping Card& Politers of any else, etc., etc., Printed at Short Noticol NO. 32 harvest,hut in Northern Illinois and some oth er sections the show for corn was never worse. The conclusion to Which all this information may lead the farmer seems to be that we are to have a year of cheap and abundant fond everywhere. The California surplus was never so large. It will be wafted dlbect front the wharves of San Francisco to the Liverpool docks. This, with what she cad obtain from 'the ports of ie Baltic and Black seas, consid ering the largeness of her oats and root crops, will prevent England from calling loudly on our North-Western States. The Month, since the days when Washington was a wheat grower, has never come so near producing all her own food and enjoying a wholesome sense .of independence of the North-West. The. manufacturing States will of course re quire their bread from the West, and the West will be only too glad to furnish it at a 'price little above the cost of production. It seems to us that 1870 will require nicer and wiser calculation from the farmers of the North-West. They. have been running coun ter to some of the first laws of political econo my, but their vast area of land, at once rich and cheap, has enabled them, with the aid of the cutter-bar and the automatic raker, to avoid loss, and in some cases to win hand some profit. The wheat-growers of Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska, lowa, Minnesota, and Wisconsin have been able to pay for farms and farm buildings by rolling their crop fifteen hundred miles to a shipping port, whence much of it was transported three thousand miles further. It is not in the nature of things for bread to travel forty-live hundred miles to a consumer. The Western farmers and mer chants see that screws are missing in their sys tem, and are consulting about it. Some be lieve that a reduction of duties 'of the canal navigation, and of the charges of railways and elevators, would cure the evil. Others propose St. Louis asthe great grain &niter, that city to be connected through the waters of Il linois and a canal 00 feet wide with Chicago. The true remedy lies beyond. The farmer who lives so far from the consumer of his sur plus must put his food in some more conceit tiltted form. Instead of sending such quanti ties of grain to the Atlantic seaboard, the I North-West States should ship East more flesh and cheese, more wool and butter. At present, substantial farming languishes at the East because the Yankee cultivator says, "I cannot compete with those men who plow up a black prairie that costs than a dollar and quarter an acre, and harvest a splendid crop with such tools that one man can do the work of six." There is another serious and lasting mischief in this wide spread of wheat. It is a royal, grain, and taxes the soil after it kingly sort. When the Western surface is first in vaded the settler finds a store of the most del icate and precious plant food—potash left there by annual burnings, phosphoric acid front ages of antecedent animal life, and the delicate but evanescent humus and ammonia front decay of organic forms. At first this teeming soil will give hint 35 bushels to the acre, and, with wheat at $1.50, a few days' labor to an acre gives him a return of, PO. This is brilliant, and he asks the generous soil to yield him her fatness again, and again, and again. What must ibilow overyhody can see. There is not in our national agriculture tisail der Met than the rapid decline in the produe- tive power of the Western States. For be it remembered that inability to grow wheat means feebleness for all the more important demands upon a soil. A fresh surffice, admi rable machinery, the derangement of a great war, the South impoverished, Europe hungry, have stimulated an excessive grain growth. But there are reasons why the decline in the price of grain will not be such as to alarm or dishearten the farmer. The sails of emigrant ships whiten the Atlantic Ocean, and their decks were never so crowded. They all want bread, and have money wherewith to buy. Kansas and Nebraska have a market brought to their doors by the Pacific Railroad. Where labor la.not difficult to obtain; nor unreasona ble in price, and where the expense of transit. from the place of production does not swallow more than a third of its value, wheat must continue to be a favorite, If not the leading crop with the American farmer. But the area on which our crop; grows has traveled westward too fast and ton flu•. Kansas and Minnesota give too much stater: to wheat— the Atlantic slope not enough.—N. Y. Trib une. ~-THE AGE OF TILE EA ivri Among the astounding discoveries of sci ence, Is that of the immense perlode that have passed in the gradual formation of the earth. do vast were the cycles of the time preceding even the appearance of man 00 the surface of our glebe that our own period seems as yes terday w hen compared with the epochs that have gime before it. [fad we only the evi dence of the deposit of rocks heaped on each other in regular Strata by the slow accumula tion of materials, they alone would convince us of the long and slow maturing of (fiat's work on earth ; but when we add to these the successive populations of whose life the word has been the theatre, and whose remains are hidden in the rocks in which the mud, or sand, or soil of whatever kind of which they' lived, has hardened in the course of time—or 'the enonneuff chains or mountains whose upheaval divided these periods of quiet accumulation by great convulsions—or the changes of a differ ent nature In the configurations of our globe, ns the sinking, of the ladds beneath the ocean, or the gradual rising of continents and islands above—or the slow growths of the coral reefs, those wonderful sea walls raised by the little ocean architects, whose Own bodies furnish both thy building stones and the cement that binds them together, and who worked so bu sily during the long centuries that there are extensive countries, mountain chains, islands, long lines of coast, consisting solely of their remains—or the countless forests that have grown up, flourished and decayed, to fill the storehouses of coal that feeds the tires 'of the human race—lf we consider all these records of the past, the intellect falls to grasp a chro nology of which our experience furnishes no data, and time that lies behind 115 HCCIIIH as much un eternity to our conception as the future that stretches indefinitely before its.- 4 .490851!. BEECHER ON• ARISTOCRATW ‘l'l'imerti are a great many persons that do not want to be converted in a Methodist meet ing ham's': there are common plain folks there. They do not want to go where common folks are. Bless their dear aristocratic souls I They are going to surprise Ood with time beauty of their conversion I Oh I t h ey, black as crows now, are coming out, pretty soon, as nightin gales or canaries, and sing in' heaven ; and Liad'is going to say, "What is that IVhat•is that l" Men and women when converted aro going to be furbelow:it, clad in silk and broad cloth. It's so comfortable, you know to be eon- Yerted under satin, perfamed,ringed,wristleted leJweled and especially belonging to the "se ct circles"—the circles where there Is more selfishness than anywhere else ; where they' use fastidiousness and privilege as a means of mucking them Selves meaner nod narrower ; es a means of large calking and stopping up evprS , outflow of large symmthy that connects them with the brotherhood of man. Polito folks, and fashionable folks—that only commit sins, I suppose—are going to be converted on car pets and elks and white cambrics, and with opals on their fingers." —An Irritable Tragedian was playing Mac beth, and had rushed off to kill Duncan, when there was no blood for the Thane to steep his hands in. . The actor, however, not to disap point the audidnce, clenched his fist, and strik ing the property man a violent blow on the nose; Coolly daubed his hands with what flow ed from it, and re-entered with the usual words, "I'Ve done the deed—did'st thou not hear a noise?" —"What do you think of whisky, Dr. John sonP hiccupped Boswell, after emptying a sixth tumbler of toddy. " said the doctor, "hi penetrates my very soul (like the small still voice conscience ; and doubtless the worm of the still Is the worm that never dies.". —How should the limbs orthelaw be cloth ed 4—ln breaches of promise. UPSTAIRS, ALLENTOWN, Pd. RELIGION.