e:l•7v.tra..l • tiiil4l) Id pllblislied in the Borough of Allentown, Lea& County, Pi.; every Wednesday, by MINES Et DIEFENDERFER, At $1 50 Per ennum, payable in advance, and 42 00 if not paid until the end of the year.— No paper discontinued until all .arrearages are paid. • ' Og'Ossics in namilton street, two doors west of the German Reformed Church, directly oppo site Moser's Drug Store. (13letters on business must be POST ram, otherwise they will not be attended to. JOB PRINTING. Havingrecently added a large assortment% fashionable and most modern styles of typo, are prepared to execute, at short notice, all kinds of Bookjob, and Fancy Printing. /63ttiraf. HAZEL DELL• A PRETTY SONG In the hazel dell my Nelly's sleeping— ' Nelly loved so long, And my_ lonely, lofiely watch I'm keeping— Nelly lost and gone ; Here in moonlight often we've wandered, Through the silent shade, Now, where leafy branches drooping downward . . Little Nelly's laid. ;Chorus—All alone my watch I'm keeping sleep • In the hazel dell, [ins— For my darling Nelly's near•mo Nelly, dear, farewell. In the hazel dell my Nelly's sleeping, Where the flowers wave : And the silent stars are nightly weeping, O'er poor Nelly's grave Hopes that once my bosom fondly cherished, Smile no more for me : Every dream of joy alas is perished, Nelly, dear, with thee. • Chorus—All alone, &c. Plow I'm weary, friendless and forsaken, Watching her alone: thou no more wilt fondly cheer me With thy loving tone ; Yet for ever shall thy gentle image In my memory dwell And my tears thy lonely grave shall moisten— Nelly,-dear, farewell. Chorus—All alone, &c. TEE. TYPE SETTEE. A SONG FOR TUE PRESS Written on hearing a friend called " talented for a mere type-setter." " A mere type setter"—still a man The world may perchance may yet revere ; Unknown, unnpted, one who can Have naught to hope and naught to fear, Yet where's the kingly sceptered hand, The brow that bears a princely gem, That wields so well a wide command— Whose " STICK" may match a diadem 9 " A mere type-setter !"—Let us see. Who gave the glorious stripes to air, That mark the banners of the free, And bound the stars that glimmer there ? Who turned the bolt of heaven aside, And conquered its etherial fire ? Who bade the lightning harmless glide Along his magic wand of wire ? " A mere type-setter"—,Search the past, The records of each battle-field ; Who nailed our colors to the mast, And died because they 'would not yield ? Who taught our band to strike the blow, Through toil and danger and distress, That served England's chains of woe— Who but the masters of the Press ? " A mere type-setter"—Nnme of fear, To bid the slave to freedom wake— That tyranny shall quake to hear, And old oppression's empire shake ! Is Franklin a forgotten name, That man no longer may revere ? Has Prentice lost his soul of fame, - Or Greely dropped his pen of fear ? "A mere typesetter!"—Honored name, That ages yet unborn shall bless, When empires crumble and their fame Has sunk in worse than nothingness, Show rue the THING whose leers deride The " mere typesetter's" humble school, And I'll show you an ape of pride, A brainless, or a dandy fool ! EVEI / YN GRAHAME, ',Unrequited Affection. It was the beginning of my third year at boarding school, that—being at the time a ,parlor boarder—l wRs called down one day into the drawing-room to be introduced to a new scholar who had just arrived. Upon entering, I perceived a young girl, of apparently sixteen or seventeen years of ago, seated upon an otto man, and weeping bitterly. She did not raise h,er head until Madame B—, calling me by name, introduced the stranger to me as Miss prebuilt). The poor girl, whose parents I round lutd just left her, merely • removed her antlkerchief from her face, and bowed slightly without looking at me. ' Ellen said Madame B— to me, Miss Gra hame will share your room ; perhaps she would like to be shown it now.' I approached, and taking the young girl's unresiating hand, whispered a few words of encouragement, and led her up stairs to my little sanotum et where after having assisted in removing her bonnet and shawl, I left her, judging by.my own experience that she would prefer being alone for a shortlime. About two hours after, as I was • walking in the garden, I heard a soft, sweet voice call me by name. I turned, and saw . my new room-mate, who, ap• preaching, •extended her hand, and , said, in a rambling tone. ' You must have thought rue very rude, when you wero so kind to me ; but, indeed, I never was so unhappy before. • , I feel better now, and have come to ask you pardon, and hope to be taken into fasor:' It was im- 121111 R 2111S11:1R litiott4 to lorol and antral Igrirulturr, ehration, 3toralitti, scr., VOLUME IX. possible to resist her sad, winning - look, and, with my usual impetuosity, I . flung my arms around her, and pressed her to my bosom.— Prom that moment wo were inseparable friends. Evelyn was just sixteen ; and never did a sweeter face, or 14 warmer heart, animate a lovely form. Her features were not regularly beautiful, but the expressiol of almost angellic purity which pervaded her countenance when in repose, made - her more beautiful than the most studied regularity of features could have done.. The extreme gentleness of her manners, • the half reluctant, half confiding way she had of speaking of herself, made me think her weak and timid, until I knew her better. She was never gay, but always cheerful ; and never did I see her polished brow ruffled by a frown.— She was the only child of fond and wealthy Parents ; and the fame of Madame B—'s school had induced them to intrust their daugh ter to her care for a year, in order that she might finish her education. In one of her confidences, not long after her arrival she spoke to me of one very dear to her —a cousin, a midshipman in the navy. He had 'spent several months with her family, and had sailed only a few days before she left home ; but ere they parted, he had won her consent to an engagement, which was to be kept a secret from all until her return from school. 'He will be home just about that time,' said she in con clusion; he will then tell father all, and we shall be so happy.' Oh, how often does her image come before me, as she stood and blushingly told me of her joyful hopes ! What a blessed thing it is that we know not the trials the mysterious future may have in store for us : We can at least be happy in anticipation ; and if our bright dreams are dissipated by a dark and mournful reality, memory can still lessen the gloom of many a lonely hour by recalling these pleasant visions. Six months, as I have said, passed away, each day only endearing Evelyn Grahatnc more to my heart. About this time she received letters from home, announcing the death of Mrs. Grahame's only sister, Mrs. Dutton ; and also that the latter's eldest child, a daughter, one year older than Evelyn, had been adopted by her aunt. Mrs. Grahame wrote in the most flattering manner concerning Sarah Dutton; and from the letter the young girl herself wrote to Evelyn, I was led to •entertain ahigh opinion of her mind and heart. Evelyn had often visited her Aunt, and therefore knew her cousin well. She offeff spoke to me in the warmest manner of Sarah's beauty and amiability. In the meantime, Arthur Noel, Evelyn's lover, was still at sea ; but the time was draw ing near when ho would return. The months rolled swiftly by ; and as the period approach ed for her leaving school, Evelyn became more impatient each day. She expected her father to come for her, when a letter arrived, telling her it was impossible for him to leave his busi ness, and that:she would be obliged to remain at school for a few weeks longer, until some 'good opportunity offered for her returning home. Evelyn was very much distressed at this.— to felt sure that Arthur would reach home before her, and she had promised• to meet him there but she was forced to submit. After some little persuasion she consented to accent pany me to my father's summer residence, a few miles from Vim. She was charmed with the scenery, and arrived in much better spirits than I expected at ' Lily Grove,' the fanciful name my dear mother rad bestowed upon our dear, beautiful home. The day after our ar-- rival Evelyn received a letter, which hail been forwarded to her from school, where it was di rected. It was from Arthur Noel, the first she had ever received from him. How brightly her eyes beamed as slie read it! Fourteen months of separation had failed tet erase iier image from• his heart. Me had arrived in port, and think ing she would soon be on her return .home-, de signed to meet her there. . • ' Oh, Ellen !' she exclaimed, when shehad fin ished reading the precious missive, 'I never Mt before how truly, how devotedly I am his P Poor Evelyn ! she loved with a woman's first, deep, passionate love—a love that 'either makes or mars her happiness—a love that rude neglect may chill, but naught' but death de stroy. Tho next week brought my .dear Evelyn another letter. Arthur had reached home, and though much disappointed at not meeting her there, felt obliged, he said, to smother his de sire to fly to her, as so sudden a move before he had visited his own family would cause very unpleasant remarks.' Evelyn was chagrined at- this, and sow s l I. We had both yet to learn how little of The world's opinion a man is willing to sacrifice for the sake of the ono he pretends to love. My friend, hOwever, said little upon the subject ; but I saw she anx iously awaited the coming of tho. s following week, when she felt sure of hearing again from her lover. The week came, but brought disap pointment—there was no letter. Three weeks more of great anxiety were passed, and still Q 111'22111 4blialgAl-,...-1 1 12219W11 II 1)21292M3 _ _ - = I.= - - - • - ALLENTOWN, PA., JANUARY 16, 185 L. Evelyn heard nothing from home. She was be ginning to be seriously alarmed, when ono morning, at the beginning of the fourth week, I flew to her room with a letter that the ser vant had just brought from the village post office. She grasped it eagerly—the superscrip tion was Arthur's. She broke the seal, but as if a sudden presentment of evil had come over her, she laid it down, and sinking into a chair. burst into tears: Ellen,' said you must read it first—l have not courage ; I feel as if it contained bad news.' I laughed at licr, but she insisted upon my reading it first. I took it up, opened it, and silently read as follows : DEAREST Evrim;',—You will be surprised upon receiving this : to find that I am still in your city instead of being with my own family ; but you will, I fear, be pained to learn the ob ject that detains me. Oh. Evelyn. would that we had never met !—or rather, would that I had died, ere I strove to win your fond, pure heart to myself ! But Evelyn, I. knew you well ; be neath a gentleoess which angels might covet, you bear a proud, firm spirit : and I know further, that you would rather learn the truth now, painful as it may he, than some time hence, when it would be too late to repair the evil. I came here with a heart full of love and joy at the prospect of seeing you again. I was disappointed, most sincerely so, at not locating yOu. But another filled your place in the family circle—our orphan cousin Sarah. I will not say aught in her praise, for you have seen and loved her ; but—must I confess it ?—day after day found me still lingering at her side, listening to the music of a voice that I have never heard equalled : and, ere long. I learned to know how sadly I had mistaken my feelings towards you, Evelyn ! Condemn me, curse toe, if you will—l love, madly love Sarah ! Oh, Evelyn ! what words to write to you, my owl% noble-hearted cousin : but you may, . perhaps, thank me for my candor. As yet. I have not engaged myself to Sarah—all rests with you.— To you I owe all my duty and my hand; say but the word, dear Evelyn, and it is yours for ever. Ido not ask you to release me from the engagement : but, having told you all, shall most anxioußly expect your answer. My'heart is breaking, Evelyn, at the thcught of the pain this may cause you ; but with your own brave spirit, cast from you the image of one who is unworthy of you ; one who has so traitorously repaid your love. The letter had evidently been penned in a state of great agitation. I thought it the wild est thing I had ever read, but at the moment, indignation mustered every other feeling. I con tinued silent for some moments tiller I bad fin ished reading it—for I was too much di stress ed to speak. I did not know how to break the matter to my friend. I knew she had been watching my face for some seconds, and my feel ings must have revealed themselves very strong ly : for when she saw - me standing so long silent, she said, ' Tell me what that letter contains to move you thus.' Iler voice trembled as she spoke, but seeing me still silent, she sprang towards me, and grasping my hand, exclaimed, ' Have mercy on rne, Ellen ! Tell me what it is : I can bear all, anything, so that Arthur is well !' 'He is well, Evelyn,' said I: it would be better for you. poor girl. if he were dead.' ' Oh,: say not that !' she again exclaimed, • yott would have me think him false : but that cannot he. Arthur loved me ? Oh. say that he loves meatill.' She sank at my feet Its she said this.-nnd .burying her face in my dress, sobbed violently. • • Evelyn,' I said, endeavoring af..the same time to raise her. ' Evelyn, you,have'' a hard trial before you. but :one which I know your woman's pride will enable you•to,bear with for titude. I will leave you t read that' letter' yourself, and when I come again in an thour Jet me find that my frien hag been true to, hersc!f•'. I gently disengaged my dress: from her clasp, placed the letter in her hand, kissed her cheek, and left the roam. • • I retired to my byrn room. and there wept for my friend, as I had never wept for myself. I trembled for the consequence that might ensue. I knew how deeply Arthur was beloved, and I could not but fear that even Evelyn's firm spirit•would not bear the blow with fortitude. Tn an•hour I knocked at her door, and atilt d her by name. Do not come in yet,' she said, but in a voice so hoarse and hollow, that. I could scarcely believe it hers : ' do not come in yet ; lam not what you wish to see me.' Once again that morning I attempted to see her, but she still refused to admit me, and it was not until eight o'clock in the evening that my maid came and told mo that Evelyn wished to see me. Never, never shall I forget the look with which she received me. Her color was more brilliant than I had ever seen it, but her eyes were dull and fixed, and a ghastly smile played round her mouth, as she bade me enter; but the expression of her forehead, if I may use such a term, shocked me more than all else.• It seemed to hiive grown old—twenty years in advance of the rest of her face. It was wrink. la and literally old, with the agony of thought she endured. Ellen,' said she, in the same hollow tone with which she had addressed me at the door, ' Ellen, I have sent for you to ask you where is now all my boasted firmness ; where my pride, my dignity ? Ah, Ellen ! I was,pevcr tried be fore. You think me calm—despair makes me so. I did not arrive at despair even without a hard struggle ; and now, my heart, full freight ed as it was with the fondest hopes girl ever cherished, lies crushed and dying beneath the waves of that gloom which will henceforth be my portion in life.' She ceased, and for a mo ment stood silent; then suddenly looking up, she said in a calmer voice, lam very silly to talk in this way to you. Do not weep, dear Ellen ; you see I can bear my sorrow without weeping. Read my answer, and tell rue how you like it.' Mechanically I took the paper she banded me ; and through my tears read the following concise letter:— • Miss Grahame presents her compliments to Mr. Noel, and is extremely happy that she has it in her power to gratify him. Mr. Noel might have spared himself any anxiety on the occa sion, as. had he known Miss Grahame better, he would have felt sure that she would never have laid a serious claim to a midshipman's prom ise, made to a thoughtless school girl. He will, therefore, accept Miss Grahame's congratula tions on the prospect of felicity before him ; and believe that no better wishes will follow him and his bride to the alter than will be of fered by her.' And this was the letter. Not oue word of the breaking heart ; not a word of the anguish that had so wrung her gentle spirit that day.— Ali, Evelyn ! I did not mistake you, noble girl. I have sinceentertainerl a different opinion of that letter. It was sent, and for a day or two Evelyn was as cheerful, apparently as usual ; but I saw the effort with which she concealed her grief, and anxiously watched her. Gradu ally, however, hercalmness left her, and she would sometimesgive way 'to bursts of grief, I must now hasten to the close of my sad tale. A friend of her father's called on us a few days after Evelyn had received the letters urging her return, and informed her that he would be pleased to act as her escort home. To my sur prise, she excused herself by saying she still hoped her father would come for her, and she would prefer waiting for him. When the gen tleman left, she said to me, ' Ellen, I do not wish to go until all is over—l can then meet them calmly : but now it would be impossible. Sarah was marred without her, for Arthur had his own reasons for urging the matter. It will be remembered that no one but myself knew of Evelyn's unfortunate attachment, and therefore there was no restraint in the letters she afterwards received, giving a description of the wedding, and the happiness of the newly married pair. Alas ! could one of them have seen the change that had coin° over Evelyn, happiness must have fled. A few weeks of mis ery had made sad havoc among the roses of her cheeks. She was now pale and drooping, her step had lost its lightness, and she seldom smiled. AnTript Nont.' fearful to behold. This continued until she received letters from home, urging he ‘ r return, as Sarah and Arthur were soon for be married. There was no scorn on her lips as she read Sa rah's account of her approaching nuptials : but words were perused again and again: and she seemed to drink in every syllable as if it were her last dranght of happiness.. As soon as the news of the marriage reached her, she made preparations for her return, and an opportunity offai t ug shortly afterwards, she 111 left 6, promising fo write as soon as she reached home. I remember looking after her as ste walked down the lawn, and wondering if I should ever see her again. Little did T (lien think how and where I should see her ! never received the promised letter from her, but one from her mother infortned me of }chat I am about to,relote, Arthur had e3c pected to leatyfor his oWn. luime)l few days after his marriage: but an unex'pected sum mons to attend as witness en a coUrt•martial .detained Him'; and he.and his wife were still nt Mrs. Grahame's when Evelyn arrived. •Sli6 had not been expected until the next day. The family were all assembleilin the drawing room, when the door was thrown open, and the ser• vant exultingly announced ' Miss Evelyn.' All sprung forward, except Arthur, and he stood spell bound. Evelyn advanced hastily into the room : but as soon as her eye felippon him, her early, her only loved—a shriek, so wild, so shrill, burst from her lips, that none present ever forgot it. With ono bound sho was at his side, and looking into his face with an expression of woe impossible to describe, sho faltered out his name, and sunk senseless on the floor, for Arthur had no power to move. It was no time now- for Mrs. Grahame and Sarah to inquire into the meaning of 'this. Arthur was aroused to lend his, aid in placing the prostrate girl on a sofa. A physician was sent for, but she lay insensible for many hours ; and when she did awake, it was only to make those more wretched who loved her so fondly. Reason, which for weeks had been tottering on her throne, had fled forever ; and Evelyn Gra hame, the lovely,'the idolised daugber, was a maniac ! NUMBER 14. It was in the spring of —, two years after the events related above,that with a party of friends, I visited the city of —. The morn ing after my arrival the servant brought me up a card, and said a gentleman was waiting in the drawing room to see me. I read the name, it was Arthur Noel. I started, and almost fainted. That name ! how vividly it recalled the past. Evelyn, my never-forgotten friend, stood again before me in all her pride of b'eauty, and then—l shuddered, and dared not end my reflection. A hope, however, soon rose in my breast that Arthur might bring cheering news ; and with a lighter heart I descended the stairs. I had never seen Mr. Noel, but Evelyn had de scribed him to me ; and I expected to see a very handsome man. What was my astonish ment; therefore, when I entered the room, to behold a tall, pale, haggard-looking man, with a countenance so sad, that I almost- trembled as I looked at tuna! Miss M--, I presume,' said ho. I bowed, and requested him to be seated. arrived here this morning,' said he ; ' and hearing that you were also in this city, have taken the lib erty to call and ask a great favor of you.' He paused, and seemed to be endeavoring to sup press seine violent emotion ; he then resumed, in a faltering tone, ' you -were Evelyn Gra hame's dear friend.' ' 0, yes !' I exclaimed ; ' what of Evelyn ? how is she ?—whem is she ?' Ms voice was stern, as ho replied, ' she is still what my baseness made her. Where she is, I will show you, if you will go with me ; I. must go—but I cannot go alone.' I rang .the bell, sent for . my bonnet and shawl, and we went together. I could not help shuddering, as I saw that my companion led the way to the lunatic asylum. As we_walked along, I Ventured to ask after his wife. She is dead,' said ho ; ' she died in giving birth to a little girl, whom I have named Evelyn. Oh ! Miss M—, if Evelyn could only be restored. It is the harrowing thought of my conduct towards her that has made me what •I am—a gloomy, forlorn man. I shun mankind, and feel unworthy to look my daugh ter in the face. But the physician who at tends dear Evelyn ; has given me a hope that the sight of me might cause a reaction, which would give a favorable termination to her malady. Your presence at the same time may assist this. Heaven grant it !' I fervently ejaculated ; and at that moment we entered the court yard of the as3;lum. The matron met us at the door, and Arthur, having given her a note from Dr. —, she intmediately led us to Evelyn's apartment. ' She is asleep now,' said the good woman, but you can go in, and wait until she wakes she is perfectly gentle, and will give you no trouble.' We entered the small, but very neat room; and approached the bed, whereon lay all that remained of Evelyn Grahame. I felt as if my heart would burst as I looked upon her. She lay upon her sick bed, one arm supporting her head. Mr breathing was soft and gentle as an. infant's. Her beautiful hair bad long been cut aWay, and the exquisitely shaped head was fully exposed. ller beauty had all fled. She looked at least forty years old: and the con traction of the muscles about the mouth, pecu liar to lunatics,. gave her face so stern an ex pression, that I could scarcely believe she was the gentle Evelyn of happier days. My tears flowed fastl , while Arthur stood and gazed in tently upon her, his arms folded, and a look of settled misery on his face. We bad stood at her side about ten minutes, when she suddenly started up. Mother !—Arthur r—she cried. ' I am here. Evelyn, my own !' exclaimed Arlbitr, throwing his arm around her. Mi. - face instantly flu Thed up, her eyes kindled : she leaned eagerly forward, and gazed upon him ; it was but for a second—her head fell back and she , Assistance was immediately called, and she soon opened her eyes, looked round, then closed them again. But that look was enough. We saw that reason had again assumed its empire. The wildness of her eyes was gone, and the mouth looked natural. Involuntarily Arthur, and myself fell upon our knees ; my heart was full of thankfulness, and I prayed ; but ho, bu rying his face in his hands, sobbed aloud. The noise roused Evelyn. She again opened her eyes, passed, her hand across her brows, and then raising herself with an effort, said faintly, ' Where am I ? where have'l been '1 Arthur, and you, too, Ellen, what does this mean 'I Quick, some water Oh, lam dying.! Arthur sprang to his feet, and let his head droop upon his arm. She took his hand in hers, then motioning Me nearer, grasped mine also :. and for some moments did not move.— She then looked in my face, and whispered, • I remember all, now but Arthur—dear Ar thur ! I do not blame you; I hope you are hap py—l soon shall .be, I feel that I am dying ; surely, &milt would not grudge me the happi ness I•feel in breathing my last in sour arms.' 'Oh Evelyn cried Arthur, while his sobs almost choked his utterance, ' you must not. you shall not die—you mustily° to forgive me. and let Me make some reparation for the wrong. I have done you ; speak to me, Evelyn, tell me that you will live.' „ The poor girl made an effort to speak, but it was in vain--!one grasp of the hand, a short sigh, and the pure spirit of EvelyniGrahamo had fled „to a brighter sphere. Arthur Noel still lives, a poor, broken hearted, victim of remorse. Eulogy on Woman.. How can the leaAw to know them ; t love them ; and tho more one loves them t more ono is loved again—for every true love finds its response, and tbetttghest love is tho highest wisdom.. What is there in the world of higher excellence thatt woman ? The tIT the supportresses of life, the pillars of griv,o, tho jewels in the crown of happiness. lie who tikes - part with them is richly dowerer. A kiss given to the hand of beauty is a better cordial than the enjoyment of the costliest viands. Iltvlei; for the New Year. The following rules are intended, mainly, for the guidance of young men and women : 1. Get married—ifyou can ; but look before' you leap. Love matches are romantic—nice things to read about,—but they have brimstone in then, now and then ; so says Ike Marvell. Esq. 2. Unite in overthrowing the fashion which translates civilty into love. 3. Go to church at least once a week 4. Whenever you seo a lecture advertised.. set the evening upon - which it is to be delivered' apart for reading fifteen pages of a good book. 5. Circulate no scandal. • G. Avoid all kindd of spirits—particularly spirit rappers. 7. If in the theatre, or•other public place of amusement, do not level your opera glasses at strangers. 8. Never notice the clothing of persons at tending divine worship, nor stand in front of the house of God after the services. 9. Never ask another man what his business is—where ho is going to—where ho came from —when he left—when he intends to go back, or the number of his dollars. You may inquire as to the state of his health and that of his parents, sisters and brothers—but venture no farther. 10. Defend the innocent, help the poor, and cultivate a spirit of friendship, among all your acquaintances. 11. Never speak disparagingly of wonV, and endeavor to conquer all you prejudices.— Believe all persons to be sincere in the religion which they profess. 12. Be economical, but not parsimonious nor niggardly. Make good use of your dollars,lut not idols. Live within your means, and never borrow money in anticipation of your salary. Birds. A bird is a model ship constructed by the hand of God, in which the conditions of swift ness, manageability, and lightness, aro abso lutely and necessarily the same as in vessels built by die hand of man. There are 'not two things in the world which resemble each other more strongly, both mechanically and physical ly speaking, than the carcass and framework of a bird and a ship. The breast-bone exactly resembles a keel, and the English language has retained the name. The wings aro the oars, the tail the rudder. That original observer, Huber the Genevese, who has carefully noticed the flight of birds of prey, has•even made use the Metaphor thus suggested to, establish cha racteristic distinction .between rowers,and sail ore. :The rowers arc falcons, who have the first or second %ring feather the longest, and who• are able by means of this powerful oar to , dart right into the wind's eye. The mere sailors aro the eagle*: the vultures and the buzzards, whose more rounded wings resemble sails.... Household Words. The Model Lady. Puts her children out to nurse and tentTh laps dogs ; lies in bed till noon ; wears paper-soled shoes, and pinches her waist ; gives the piano fits, and forgets to pay her milliner; cuts her poor relations, and goes to church when she has a new bonnet; turns the cold shoulderlo • her husband, and flirts with his " friends;" * never saw a thimble ; don't know a darning needle from a crow=bar; wonders where putt; dings grow ; eats ham and eggs in private, and, dines on a pigeorOs leg „in public ; runs mad aft& the last new fashion ; doast on Byron adores any man who grins behind a moustache ; and when asked the age of her youngest child. replies, " Don't know, indeed, ask .Betty 1" 1371 t is chiefly. 3 oung Indies of narrow un• derstanding who wen* shoes too small for them. Mt e more ono